Outrageous and Hilarious School Custodian Stories
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- Опубліковано 20 січ 2024
- We’re showing the heroic side of our school custodians!
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Welcome back to another episode of Teachers Off Duty, where we delve into the world of our beloved custodians! I'm KC Mack, joined by my co-hosts Bri Richardson and Mike Rivera. Today, we're sharing some of the most outrageous and downright funny custodian stories in the classroom.
We're tipping our hats to the unsung heroes who aren't just janitors but our confidants, the ones who've heard it all - from student antics to the mysteries of the overflowing toilets.
Brace yourselves as Bri recounts the epic tales of our custodial saviors braving the frontlines of student vomit. It's messy, it's gross, but hey, someone's got to do it!
But it's not just us teachers with wild stories. Bri takes us down memory lane with a tale of her own school day shenanigans, involving some intentional floor art. And speaking of artistic endeavors, we own up to our teenage bathroom graffiti escapades.
The action heats up with a custodian turning into an Indiana Jones figure, with a story about a pet snake’s tragic encounter in the school corridors.
And finally, we end on a heartwarming note with a tale of a custodian who brings the magic of the Polar Express to life for the students every year.
So, join us on this hilarious, custodian-celebrating journey on the Teachers Off Duty Podcast and Remember to hit that like button, subscribe, and share with all your fellow educators for a good laugh.
Our hall's custodian was out this week, and it was obvious. He takes such good care of us! I teach students with severe disabilities, and he always pops in to say hello to them and see if we need anything. Shout out to Mr. STEVE!!!
Finally! Janitors 100% are amazing. I was friends with all of mine at the school and they are the BEST
I make decorated sugar cookies. After my teacher appreciation sale a teacher reached out to me and ordered cookies for the custodial staff. I made them colorful apples with colorful pencils just like the ones I made for the teacher. Each cookie was customized with their names. I was so thrilled with the order that I gave her a discount because not only did she deserve it because of her thoughtfulness but because the custodial staff deserves so much love for their hard work!
Do school custodians get respect? Because I've work for medical facilities, office buildings, churches and trade school and the STAFF not the patients, students or customers but STAFF are the ones who don't like us. I want to go into a public school because I feel you will finally get respect being a custodian.
I have to say School Custodians get payed really well and descent. I have seen them buy houses, Yes that is True. There is no shame working as one. School District is the way to go with any job. Payed Holidays as well.!!!!
In 5th grade, we dissected owl pellets. In 7th grade, we dissected frogs. In my anatomy and physiology class my junior year of HS, we dissected fetal pigs
As a snake owner, the one about the snake breaks my heart. I don’t know what I’d do if that happened to one of mine. Things like that are why we should educate people about snakes and conservation.
My son's 1st grade class in California dissected squids a few months ago. It was fun for them and even pulled out the ink sack and used it to write their names on paper. I didn't even know 1st graders did this. My son goes to a gifted magnet elementary school.
Bre my dear, the iguana is not going to hurt you, yall gotta learn how to understand these animals, if you understood and learned about them, you would not be afraid of them, same goes for bats...now roaches, yeah, they are disgusting
Not me dying at “I’ll slap that hat”! Bri is too funny🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
It's comforting to know the disrespectful bugs are universal.
Woop - does this mean Bri is here to stay on the pod?! You made my week! Love you all. Have. A good week!❤
I didn’t do any dissecting, but in my 8th grade health science class, our teacher brought in a cow heart for the class to see and touch - he gave us gloves and showed us the different chambers and aorta, and let us pick it up by the tendons! Junior High was a very rough time for me that I’ve tried to forget a lot of, but that was a core memory that has stuck with me for sixteen years. I’m currently in my second semester of University to become a secondary English teacher, and y’all have given me so much motivation while I do full time work and school - thank you for all you do!
Leo is awesome. My kindergartners loved it.
I taught 40 years-mostly middle school science. Lots of stories-including a bat…but NEVER had a student get sick in my class!
I was a teacher here in the uk, now retired. I was brought up, just like Bri said, to treat everyone well.
At my middle school we dissected owl pellets in 6th grade and that was it. In high school if you took the general science courses to graduate we didn't dissect anything.
They are the best. I was a sub, and he scolded me hard for cleaning up after the kids went to PE. The school only had 2 classes and 20 kids TOTAL in the school ( very rural). I needed that scolding.
It’s called Zorbent. If you have messy kids parents
Great Pod Cast guys! I work at a middle school in West Colorado and they dissect frogs, worms, and chicken wings in 7th grade science. Thank you again for the laughs. I loved the custodian who washed the mirrors with the toilet brush, amazing!!