Incriminating Thanksgiving Speech

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  • @sneaseltheweasel
    @sneaseltheweasel Місяць тому +97

    THAT’S THE GUY WEARING A TURKEY HAT WHO THREW A GRAND PIANO ON TOP OF YOU WHILE YOU WERE HAVING SOME CHEESE A FEW MONTHS AGO!!! the dots are connecting

    • @KevinThePKguy
      @KevinThePKguy Місяць тому +6

      Advanced viewer

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually Місяць тому +1

      He's obviously taken over the channel as he's his identical doppelganger, unsubscribe now, we can't let him win

    • @alexmckay8451
      @alexmckay8451 Місяць тому +4

      Cinematic Universe

    • @MindTheLlamaz
      @MindTheLlamaz Місяць тому +4

      oh my buiscuit...

  • @Yeetinator
    @Yeetinator Місяць тому +327

    The script, the subtitles, the music, bro even got some hardware upgrades. This kid is going places i cannot reach.

    • @Yeetinator
      @Yeetinator Місяць тому +21

      I too am thankful for biscuits.

    • @Sky_The_Youtuber
      @Sky_The_Youtuber Місяць тому +6

      Exactly. He's the next best content creator. His videos feels like old youtube.

    • @FortniteBattlepass-ep1oi
      @FortniteBattlepass-ep1oi Місяць тому +1

      hi how to spell biskeetsitest

    • @pegaskie23
      @pegaskie23 Місяць тому

      ​@@FortniteBattlepass-ep1oi Help, why do I know what you mean?!? 😭

    • @iamasalad9080
      @iamasalad9080 Місяць тому +4

      This kid is already places I cannot reach 😭

  • @zeger9048
    @zeger9048 Місяць тому +177

    He must've killed the biscuits with those knives!

    • @happyguy5913
      @happyguy5913 Місяць тому +2

      @@zeger9048 I keep forgetting that a biscuit isn’t a cookie 😭🏴‍☠️

    • @OGCalicant
      @OGCalicant Місяць тому +2

      @@happyguy5913 why a pirate flag 😭

    • @happyguy5913
      @happyguy5913 Місяць тому +1

      @@OGCalicant because it has a skull on it i guess

  • @CombustableLemon
    @CombustableLemon Місяць тому +93

    All knives and no biscuits makes Barks a dull dog.

  • @IronSquire
    @IronSquire Місяць тому +44

    Soon after, the wife arrived late because she was just making biscuits.

  • @InvasionAnimation
    @InvasionAnimation Місяць тому +95

    He baked his wife into biscuits!

  • @CarterStumbo-dq2ej
    @CarterStumbo-dq2ej Місяць тому +48

    Baked Impossibly Secretive Codes Under Indecipherable Terrific Sayings.

  • @CursedCatBus1010
    @CursedCatBus1010 Місяць тому +19

    The whole time I was worried the Turkeyman Turkey Hat Person was going to drop a grand piano on the biscuits

    • @Random_Person256
      @Random_Person256 Місяць тому +3

      @@CursedCatBus1010 It was so sad when the biscuits died in the end :(

  • @gardenagnostic4138
    @gardenagnostic4138 Місяць тому +53

    wait a minute...why are there hairs and bone splinters in my biscuits...?

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep Місяць тому +5

      @@gardenagnostic4138 Those are raisins.

  • @JollyMcCrowner
    @JollyMcCrowner Місяць тому +50

    ngl those beats were so good i thought you were just gonna laugh manically
    *and jump onto the table and start rapping about the bodies underneath the patio*

  • @NeoChomik
    @NeoChomik Місяць тому +8

    I did not expect biscuits to play such a major role in this

  • @YummyPizza48
    @YummyPizza48 Місяць тому +6

    Biscuits are definitely the most green and cherry-flavored kind of block I’ve ever had.

  • @saudades1002
    @saudades1002 Місяць тому +21

    I love the sudden switch of acting style with turkey man

  • @AMGONNAHAVESPACES
    @AMGONNAHAVESPACES Місяць тому +26

    wheres my biscuits turkey hat person? and am thankful for my lost biscuits

  • @Trutrixtar
    @Trutrixtar Місяць тому +2

    A amazing example of how not all gen alphas are brainrotted

  • @AndrykiStu
    @AndrykiStu Місяць тому +8

    I am thankful for biscuits.

  • @lilylauk
    @lilylauk Місяць тому +13

    Damn, I can’t believe Mrs. McTurk would miss out on a meal with such a lovely husband and friends!
    Also biscuits

  • @lilchonc5688
    @lilchonc5688 Місяць тому +2

    he probably cut the biscuits with those knives.

  • @Yousuf-fl9dl
    @Yousuf-fl9dl Місяць тому +14

    Dude those are some of the best biscuits I’ve ever seen

  • @Mrs._Ukraine
    @Mrs._Ukraine Місяць тому +4

    The biscuit in the background! It was going to space!

  • @osbornejohnson7919
    @osbornejohnson7919 Місяць тому +5

    Dude, keep it up. This is the UA-cam experience we love

  • @matthewthetankengine811
    @matthewthetankengine811 Місяць тому +2

    bro ate way to many biscuits

  • @elios7623
    @elios7623 Місяць тому +6

    I'm thankful for finding this channel

  • @MothCattuchini
    @MothCattuchini Місяць тому +2

    THE SCENE WHERE THEY BOTH APPEARED NEXT TO EACHOTHER WAS CRAZY :o

  • @The-Ringmaster
    @The-Ringmaster Місяць тому +13

    I am thankful for stoatly making my thanksgiving day

  • @HannaBe
    @HannaBe Місяць тому +2

    the biscuits were a paid actor

  • @dizzy_jump
    @dizzy_jump Місяць тому +7

    stoatly has the best dialogue

  • @TheNarrator497
    @TheNarrator497 Місяць тому +2

    But I shall biscuits the yor,
    til the Day’s Timemaster clock strikes 1s:34,
    forevermore to the cirlour.

  • @professornumbskull5555
    @professornumbskull5555 Місяць тому +2

    The biscuit quit the quitting regime

  • @Peteboi64932
    @Peteboi64932 Місяць тому +1

    He turned all of em into biscuits

  • @Muchsperner
    @Muchsperner Місяць тому +2

    Classic reference with the biscuit pizza on the reindeer in the background, 10/10

  • @keyblademasterclark
    @keyblademasterclark Місяць тому +9

    I am thankful for you being able to clone yourself to make these vids

  • @Bentheanimeking2010
    @Bentheanimeking2010 Місяць тому +4

    HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO THE BISCUITS?!!?!!??!!!!?!!!!

  • @maderaartstudios4738
    @maderaartstudios4738 Місяць тому +1

    "Have a biscuit, Potter."

  • @BusterFiddlewig
    @BusterFiddlewig Місяць тому +2

    The biscuits, they see me.

  • @Popcorn_Shotgun
    @Popcorn_Shotgun Місяць тому +1

    THE BISCUITS ARE IN DANGER

  • @Random_Person256
    @Random_Person256 Місяць тому +2

    RIP Turkey man’s wife’s biscuits

  • @Snowstorm...
    @Snowstorm... Місяць тому +1

    Oh that escalated fast those two are DEFINITELY next

  • @o.-_-Idk-_-.o
    @o.-_-Idk-_-.o Місяць тому +2

    The biscuits he made must’ve been so delicious that his wife stayed home just to eat them :)

  • @aimlacked
    @aimlacked Місяць тому +1

    Biscuit…i? Biscuit…boy? Biscuit…ee?

  • @VeryShrimple
    @VeryShrimple Місяць тому +2

    The music is almost as good as the biscuits created by single celled organisms

  • @The_T-Bone
    @The_T-Bone Місяць тому +8

    Dude I loved the part with the dancing biscuits at 0:15 LOL its hilarious!

    • @NickGalaz
      @NickGalaz Місяць тому +1

      @@The_T-Bone what do you mean? I dont get it

    • @The_T-Bone
      @The_T-Bone Місяць тому +2

      @@NickGalaz bro the dancing biscuits, do you not see them??

    • @Zayan.Ahmed4
      @Zayan.Ahmed4 Місяць тому

      @@NickGalaz its right there

    • @kakappo
      @kakappo Місяць тому

      ​@@NickGalazYeah man the dancing biscuits are right there, you don't see them?

  • @Der_Muffin_Mann
    @Der_Muffin_Mann Місяць тому

    I'm gonna be quoting this every Thanksgiving. "Call me McTurk" will be in my vocabulary for a long time

  • @PeachyHeartOC
    @PeachyHeartOC Місяць тому +1

    Love that he sees no problem with inviting this guy he barely knows

  • @Wattson16
    @Wattson16 Місяць тому +1

    The biscuits in the mustard outplayed the cheerios

  • @Smallllllllllllllwolf
    @Smallllllllllllllwolf Місяць тому +1

    SPOILERS: He stabbed everyone with the biscuits

  • @MathaanOs
    @MathaanOs Місяць тому +2

    I LOVE THESE VIDEOS! YOU’RE SO UNDERRATED and I love how u add captions :D

  • @kezi7728
    @kezi7728 Місяць тому +1

    I recently discovered your channel and every upload just cracks me up. Keep it up man!

  • @VivaanBytes
    @VivaanBytes Місяць тому +1

    I invited both -Nobody ever

  • @StarfruitGamer123
    @StarfruitGamer123 Місяць тому +3

    Wait... IT WAS BISCUITS THE WHOLE TIME???

  • @proximalcentaurian
    @proximalcentaurian Місяць тому +1

    the biscuit was the favorite part of the video

  • @stealtheeeboy
    @stealtheeeboy Місяць тому +4

    oh yeah, the biscuit is obviously controlling him, like a uhhh worm hat evil thing.

  • @davidvezzoli3929
    @davidvezzoli3929 Місяць тому +2

    I want that turkey hat. GIMMI THAT TURKEY HAT BRO, GIMMII

  • @SirSaperon
    @SirSaperon Місяць тому +2

    I filled my turkey with biscuits this thanksgiving

  • @oliveridertc
    @oliveridertc Місяць тому +1

    I think you should apologize to all the biscuits that had to watch this video

  • @Bandit-r1y
    @Bandit-r1y Місяць тому +1

    I’m so proud that in… five (?) years I’ll be able to say I’ve been watching his vids since the very beginning!
    Stoatly/ McTurk is going places, maybe jail, but definitely places!

  • @Zayan.Ahmed4
    @Zayan.Ahmed4 Місяць тому +2

    My biscuits woke my me up at 3 in the morning to play happy new years😢

  • @p-macksprojects6582
    @p-macksprojects6582 Місяць тому +1

    I love how the biscuits ran out with the knives *while* dancing like LOLL

  • @bugisbonkers
    @bugisbonkers Місяць тому +4

    i always click on your videos because your thumbnails and titles are actually hilarious 😭

  • @gerveeverfthegreat
    @gerveeverfthegreat Місяць тому +1

    He’s just a very dedicated chef.

  • @gloobyglorper
    @gloobyglorper Місяць тому +1

    I wanna eat the biscuits, but I get a feeling they have something in them.... and I really hate cranberry sauce

  • @taxevasiondino
    @taxevasiondino Місяць тому +2

    anyone notice how dry those biscuits looked at 0:28?

  • @PlayMakeReview
    @PlayMakeReview Місяць тому

    which biscuit - a proper biscuit (a cookie, as you may call it), a dry crispy bit of bread (not a biscuit), or McTurk's dead wife?

  • @Malcolmlazyboy
    @Malcolmlazyboy Місяць тому

    The beauty of this channel is that you're clearly having fun please keep having fun.

  • @FortniteBattlepass-ep1oi
    @FortniteBattlepass-ep1oi Місяць тому +4

    How to spell biskites

  • @drockomoush
    @drockomoush Місяць тому +1

    I absolutely love the vibes of your channel, keep it up!

  • @LvkeNineT8
    @LvkeNineT8 Місяць тому +4

    Biscuit Flag Biscuit Country

  • @TheChannelWhereRandomStuffGets
    @TheChannelWhereRandomStuffGets Місяць тому +2

    pov that one freind for no reason

  • @KalebTheDuck
    @KalebTheDuck Місяць тому +7

    Heh. Biscuits.

  • @sylviedraws3
    @sylviedraws3 Місяць тому +1

    Wait but biscuits can't breathe!!! 😂 I was dying of laughter when biscuit. Yes good.

  • @buildahedgehog
    @buildahedgehog Місяць тому +3

    oh those darn biscuit knives gotta love em!

  • @superboii123
    @superboii123 Місяць тому +3

    The biscuits killed his wife!!!

  • @strangecolouredbird
    @strangecolouredbird Місяць тому

    Ryan George: the prequel

  • @-Brickbro1
    @-Brickbro1 Місяць тому +1

    This is incredibly biscuity

  • @Saulo100mil-2
    @Saulo100mil-2 Місяць тому +2

    "I am thankful for no one finding the bodies that I buried" moment
    Also, biscuits ig

  • @alexmckay8451
    @alexmckay8451 Місяць тому

    In my head there's a guy in the corner who waits for people to say ominous things and then he plays ominous music

  • @kikilemoncia3157
    @kikilemoncia3157 Місяць тому

    I'm very dissapointed that this video didn't contain any biscuits.

  • @axemeanything1599
    @axemeanything1599 Місяць тому +1

    So much to do, so little biscuits…

  • @isupposeiexist
    @isupposeiexist Місяць тому +3

    Biscuits and gravy that's a good cat video.

  • @baldominion4521
    @baldominion4521 Місяць тому +1

    i am biscuits.......

  • @coolguydoesstuff7876
    @coolguydoesstuff7876 Місяць тому +1

    Did you upgrade your camera? This video looks a lot better than the last ones! I'm thankful for this channel lol.

    • @Stoatly4
      @Stoatly4  Місяць тому

      No, still using my phone. 🐦

  • @HANKSANDY69420
    @HANKSANDY69420 Місяць тому +1

    *A new series just begun.*

  • @andreymoab4264
    @andreymoab4264 Місяць тому

    I'm thankful for the grocery store where Mr. McTurk bought some biscuits to give to that loud dog!

  • @safirtgen7678
    @safirtgen7678 Місяць тому

    The knives must’ve tasted like biscuits

  • @hashemalawadhi9475
    @hashemalawadhi9475 Місяць тому +2

    A cat biscuit makin factory in a trench-coat killed his wife!!
    Edit: sorry for spoiler

  • @MythicalDogLover
    @MythicalDogLover Місяць тому

    Those ceilings are made of biscuits

  • @hyperspaceOK
    @hyperspaceOK Місяць тому

    I sell free cheese while wearing a hat that says “biscuits”. (Timmy Failure Reference)

  • @Goobally
    @Goobally Місяць тому +1

    Im thankful for a banana i got for 50 cents 5 years ago in wawa

  • @thomashickey8084
    @thomashickey8084 Місяць тому

    Biscuits are like trees but with doors.

  • @thef1rst1
    @thef1rst1 Місяць тому +1

    Man those biscuits, honestly!

  • @Glarestar
    @Glarestar Місяць тому +1

    What do you mean ‘incriminating’? This is a totally normal Thanks Giving Speech!

  • @Mr.Twister-x4m
    @Mr.Twister-x4m Місяць тому +1

    People who call cookies bisuits should be sentenced to life in prison.

    • @ani4301
      @ani4301 16 днів тому

      No. British English is the original. Cookies is like a word we made up along with our wacky systems of measurement

    • @Mr.Twister-x4m
      @Mr.Twister-x4m 16 днів тому

      @ani4301Don't worry I was just joking

  • @justageekygamer
    @justageekygamer Місяць тому

    them biscuits truly were murderously incriminating

  • @ahmdmoadi
    @ahmdmoadi Місяць тому

    The thumbnail gives me flashbacks of every Thanksgiving episode in family Guy lmao 😂😂

  • @Scarlet_Haze
    @Scarlet_Haze 25 днів тому +1

    Those biscuits must be fuming about the pricing of knives in this economy, hence why the wife is missing :(

  • @Brick_One_A_Lego_Story
    @Brick_One_A_Lego_Story Місяць тому +1

    I am thankful that I've found your channel.
    Happy Thanksgiving!

  • @DUBDUBBY11
    @DUBDUBBY11 Місяць тому

    Next minute "Oh no she's just in the Bahamas." VERY INNOCENT VOICE.

  • @flying3833
    @flying3833 Місяць тому

    My little mini Daniel Thrasher.
    And biscuits are really just biscuit-y and come from my dog's renowned concentrated juice factory.

  • @No_My_Sodas_Gone
    @No_My_Sodas_Gone Місяць тому

    im telling you this kids gonna wake up one day and be in the millions

  • @saskia4219
    @saskia4219 Місяць тому +1

    Ah, biscuits!