"Have you heard of triangles?" Is an excellent and valid question. Maybe these individuals had not heard of triangles before, and that's why they didn't know how to use them to not die 🤷
Keep Mr. Skydiving Man, he sure is a good businessman. I even invested into one of his other ideas. It's where you go underwater in a circle thing and go look at the fish was very safe diving gear that has limited oxygen inside.
The return of the skydiving guy, AND the return (and possible demise) of Mick! Watching Sloat's videos from the beginning is rewarding. Now, we just need the return of the Adventurer. Mayhe he comes across the two guards again after they've updated their rules 😂
I just want to say, going through the whole video like it's about paragliding and then just having them jump off a cliff holding a magenta triangle is expert comedy. Bravo.
triangles truly are the best shape, they save you from doing any dying and they have 3 sides and 3 is a good number and also triangles are doritos and i like doritos and pizza slices are also triangles and triangles is also a zelda reference because of the triforce and triangles are triangles and triangles are cool so triangles are cool because triangles are triangles and its also a percussion instrument and i like percussion and triangles also have the pythagorean theorem which has the first 3 letters of the alphabet and triangles have three sides and i have no idea what im saying but i like triangles
After all of my years in UA-cam (4 to be exact but who's counting?), you were one of the only two that genuinely made me laugh, Thank you my good man, you are going places. Go forth and become a famed man, you deserve it for shining a light upon this journey called life.
i don’t know who you are but i gotta say the out of sync dialogue, the messy green screen work and that awkwardness make this video so pure. i really hope you keep this up, i hope the algorithm shows me one of your videos when you’re a yt celebrity. in conclusion, this is a cinematic masterpiece 🤌🤌
1:13 man, don’t you just hate it when the guy that just told you to jump of a cliff hands you a triangle and tells you that it,lol be totally safe now? Happens every other Tuesday I swear, always puts me in a bad mood. 😔
Might be just me, but I love the British voice. I've always wanted to do something like this, and this exact video portrays that. Thank you 🙏 Also I just love these types of videos, makes watching UA-cam feel more genuine and entertaining.
Can I honestly say this is funnier than anything Ryan George has put out lately? "So as I was saying, I jump off this cliff," "YOU CAN'T JUST TELL US TO MURDER OURSELVES!" Hilarious.
I never leave home without my triangle.
gotta have my trusty triangle!
Me to
i use mine in the kitchen!
I love triangles especially ones that let me jump off things and glide and stuff
Ok
"Have you heard of triangles?" Is an excellent and valid question. Maybe these individuals had not heard of triangles before, and that's why they didn't know how to use them to not die 🤷
"No, I was definitely saying 'we'. So YOU jump down the cliff..."
Genius line! Incredible!
That was my favorite too!
"You won't even do any dying, probably."
My new favorite sentence.
2:18 “You shouldn’t be erupting” **sad volcano noises**
“You notice he’s saying you instead of we?”
So real for that 🥹
"No I definitely said WE. So you are jumping down... "
Mr. Skydiving Man needs to be a recurring character
He is a key member of the stoatly cinematic universe
He’s my favourite character ngl
The first of many recurring characters I expect if this channel is to go the same route as Smosh…
The phrase “I have a new fabric” got me so bad 😂
Stoatly you are single-handedly bringing back sketch comedy
it seems quite similar to a few other channels like ryan george but contributing well at least i think
@@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369can tell there’s heavy inspiration from Ryan! I love it! Xd
@@SonicHusky I thought it was just me that noticed
This guy and ryan george!
New fabric just leaked. It’s a triangle
@@Thatnat2468 So new fabric triangle doesn’t hold water?
In 8 years, when you're evaluating your talents, remember to never lose this amazing personality of yours.
The Stoatly Cinematic Universe continues.
Lemme go grab my popcorn.
Keep Mr. Skydiving Man, he sure is a good businessman. I even invested into one of his other ideas. It's where you go underwater in a circle thing and go look at the fish was very safe diving gear that has limited oxygen inside.
so can we go try triangling now
Can we _tri_ it now, aha I see what you did there.
Oh wait uhh was that pun not intended? 😅
Yes indeed let us go triangling
0:35 mate turned british for a moment there
That was intentional.
"You can't tell us to kill ourselves, that's illegal!"
Meanwhile the 5000 people on the internet who regularly say 'kys'
I actually have never heard of triangles.
@@Miracle12348 It's so wonderful to get to experience something for the first time!
@@41-Haiku lol
"you shouldn't be erupting"
honestly, just good advice
"I have some triangles over there that you'll be attahalepeh." -Stoatly 2024
Bro, I love watching this guys videos
this one would be hang gliding. Paragliding gives you effectively a parachute and a giant fan attached to your back
This is peak fiction
I can imagine him going shops with his mum and then a random 11 year old saying “hey it’s you from UA-cam!”
His videos are giving off so much Ryan George energy and I LOVE IT
the quality makes this a 100 times better. seen two videos and im a fan
The return of the skydiving guy, AND the return (and possible demise) of Mick! Watching Sloat's videos from the beginning is rewarding.
Now, we just need the return of the Adventurer. Mayhe he comes across the two guards again after they've updated their rules 😂
You should make “The guy who invented cliff jumping”
No bungee jumping would be funnier
1:30 the camera clearly hadn’t heard of triangles
yo ashvee!!!
this kid is on the road to greatness
Guys who invented planes: "Hey, do you guys know birds? Yeah, yeah, what if we do that"
Bro's pulling out his entire wardrobe 😎
He’s like a mini Ryan George
I just want to say, going through the whole video like it's about paragliding and then just having them jump off a cliff holding a magenta triangle is expert comedy. Bravo.
This video is strangely nostalgic, I don't know how to explain it, but the vibes are there.
the Ryan George vibes are immaculate
@@FederFeedor Ryan George vibes are tight
the lore on this channel is so impressive! keep it up
Yo this kid is actually cooking, keep going bro these are actually pretty funny haha
This feels like a Ryan George skit
fr
Literally young Ryan George
"Okay, so you forgot your triangle" i laughed at this XD ill be sharing you with my friend good luck on your career in youtube!
This could be the guy I sit next to in 15-16
Part of the Rubix cube being cut out because it is green 💀
This kid is the next Ryan George, and there's no politics whatsoever.
“I don’t want you throw me out of a plane no matter how big of a fabric is attached to me.“ 😂
guys i think he forgot his triangle
This is why the triangle is the perfect, most secure shape ever.
dude i love your channel it reminds me of the skits my older brother used to make when he was younger lol
Honestly, not going to lie. For a kid who doesnt have access to the big budgets of these huge youtubers, this kid is pretty darned good!
The final escape to relive my nostalgia
The origin of Kite Man.
triangles truly are the best shape, they save you from doing any dying and they have 3 sides and 3 is a good number and also triangles are doritos and i like doritos and pizza slices are also triangles and triangles is also a zelda reference because of the triforce and triangles are triangles and triangles are cool so triangles are cool because triangles are triangles and its also a percussion instrument and i like percussion and triangles also have the pythagorean theorem which has the first 3 letters of the alphabet and triangles have three sides and i have no idea what im saying but i like triangles
Skydiving guy will go on his revenge arc and create paragliding, and the holy trinity will be complete
I hope this kid goes crazy viral he’s so funny
A wise man once said "do or do not, there is not try...angle"
this kid's going places
After all of my years in UA-cam (4 to be exact but who's counting?), you were one of the only two that genuinely made me laugh, Thank you my good man, you are going places. Go forth and become a famed man, you deserve it for shining a light upon this journey called life.
This is the most 2010s video I've ever seen
I can tell you're going to go places in life, you have great comedic talent
I like these videos very much. They're original, clever and funny.
This guy is the peakest guy ive seen
i don’t know who you are but i gotta say the out of sync dialogue, the messy green screen work and that awkwardness make this video so pure. i really hope you keep this up, i hope the algorithm shows me one of your videos when you’re a yt celebrity. in conclusion, this is a cinematic masterpiece 🤌🤌
Fr
I like that .👽✨
it’s make me back to the past when the world was fine and safe 😭✨
Jumping of clifs with triangels is tight
Omg i just found your channel and watched all your videos and you're bloody hilarious, keep it up buddy :)
This is just 12 year old male me and I’m so here for it
1:13 man, don’t you just hate it when the guy that just told you to jump of a cliff hands you a triangle and tells you that it,lol be totally safe now? Happens every other Tuesday I swear, always puts me in a bad mood. 😔
me waiting for “The guy who invented”
john skydive
This is brilliant, you've got yourself another subscriber sir
Pythagoras's theorm cult rises again. Forcing people to jump off of a cliff with TRIANGLES.
It`s actually great. This man may become a great actor in future. I want to watch series with him as one of the main characters
I found this channel like ten minutes ago and I think its time for me to subscribe
these skits are GOLD
didn't even wait for the meeting to finish
this is an amazing idea very safe and trustworthy 10/10 don’t look up the inventor
yes yes
This is a great channel, I have hope that you’ll do great some day!
i love my triangle collection
The brilliance is incredible!
Mick is the best character i've seen so far, along with skydiving man
I refresh youtube everyday for more of your content Sr. Stoatly 😢
Waiting for the Aeroplane prequel in 1903.
bro didnt wait for the cycle 💀💀💀 bro took off in a lull 💀💀💀 bro wasnt holding his a's or brakes 💀💀💀
"And it'll do some physics with the air..."
Yup, that's my level of understanding. :)
Anyone else getting Jane Wickline vibes?
I could never be this clever.
This kid is going to go far
I haven't genuinely laughed at a skit in a good while, but this video and especially the reply at 1:23 really tickled me, lmao. Keep it up! :3
Skydiving man on his villain arc
I love this kid he's actually really cute! and makes pretty good videos i actually enjoy watching him
Your videos are gold, please never stop uploading ❤
The guy who invented escape rooms: but what if you were in prison?
Eyyy I remember when someone suggested this on the other video!
I thought that was Sabine Hossenfelder on the thumbnail at first glance XD
Always a good day when stoutly posts
*camera decides to unfocus*
I don't think you understand how great your potential is. a kid your age this funny... you'd be the world's best comedian by 2030, I'm calling it.
Ah yes, triangle, the superior shape
“So you ever heard of triangles?” Hexagons were always my favourite, dunno about triangles though..
Ah yes. Triangles.. I heard of those once, long ago. Back in the ancient times of the 2010's
Might be just me, but I love the British voice. I've always wanted to do something like this, and this exact video portrays that. Thank you 🙏
Also I just love these types of videos, makes watching UA-cam feel more genuine and entertaining.
You are doing an amazing job, keep up the great work
Can I honestly say this is funnier than anything Ryan George has put out lately? "So as I was saying, I jump off this cliff," "YOU CAN'T JUST TELL US TO MURDER OURSELVES!" Hilarious.
Can definitely feel the ryan george inspiration, pretty funny