Just don't listen to CIA's advice on that one. Give Castro a "small loan" of billion dollars to rejuvenate economy, use part of it to pay back the former plantation and property owners, who left the country during revolution. Not only would it be AMERICAN missiles in Cuba, but by 80's Cuba would be 51st(53rd? People warry in what they consider one) state.
Allies : keep dragging ISP into the allies ISP : Keeps leaving and going at war with them Allies : How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man.
ISP, this is the CCP informing you that your tax break is only applicable whilst you continue this series then moving onto Vic-2 A-Z, please be vigilant on your production quota or your social credit score will decrease.
the MSS affirms this statement and wishes to instruct ISP to continue in the perseverance of socialist core values, and to bash bloody imperialist heads on a Great Wall of Steel
ISP this the the British TV Licence enforcer just here for a friendly reminder that you must fulfill both the CCP and IRS' request for your tax breaks in the respective countries, doing so will allow you for a 5% discount on your next TV licence renewal. Failure to do so will lead to us revoking your knife licence and your knighthood from the queen.
ISP This is the Mexican Government here to confirm the previous statements from other governments. And to add on that should you complete HOI4 A-Z. You will receive free Mexican food for life.
Comrade ISP, this is the NKVD, time traveling from the year 1942 to confirm the CCP's decision as a glorious offer from an equally glorious communist state. Also, due to Order No. 227, any step back from HOI 4 A-Z will result in summary execution or transfer to a penal battalion.
I think it's possible to outright win, although it would take ages. Don't join faction, deliberately allow AI to take a port, and then kill troops immediately after they land in the port (game gives them low org during shipping). Make sure to put maintenance support companies on your divisions, for the equipment capture. RADAR helps with detecting ships, so use that + night-only missions to naval bomb, should speed things up a little. It will still take a long time. Once you have other important techs (despite limited slots), you can go to sub 3 or 4 and use 3 dockyards to crank some out. Unlike deployed air wings, ship losses take manpower to replace, so you can use very hard to detect subs to lay mines --> sink ships and 0 manpower AI won't replace them. Eventually (and I mean probably several decades), you can zero out the AI manpower even on scraping the barrel, after which it won't be able to make new divisions. If you think this sounds awful, that's because it is awful.
"Cuba is better than denmark" I was going to say that you cant really do worse than a country that doesnt exist but then i remembered the balkans exist...
Watching Taureor play a minor nation- I wonder how hes going to conquer the known world this time. Watching this video- He needed to cheat? Well, let's watch anyway.
ISP: I don’t like the vanilla default focus tree and I like to make each of these videos different, and there’s a cool mod for the country we are playing today Also ISP: I am not using that mod and I am doing the vanilla focus tree to keep things different
Cuba: Starts building Missiles
JFK: I don’t like where this is going
Just don't listen to CIA's advice on that one. Give Castro a "small loan" of billion dollars to rejuvenate economy, use part of it to pay back the former plantation and property owners, who left the country during revolution. Not only would it be AMERICAN missiles in Cuba, but by 80's Cuba would be 51st(53rd? People warry in what they consider one) state.
@@TheArklyte wut
@@TheArklyte wut
@@TheArklyte wut
@@TheArklyte wut
Can't wait for wholesome 100 People's Republic of Mengkukuo playthrough
Using civil war to break free then rejoining faction to shave land in China is definitely their best opening.
@@TheMelnTeam that's not an opener that's the entire playthough unless youre doing a world conquest
Reddit moment
With funny keanu chungus as the leader
@@cm01 o
I can feel ISP’s soul leaving his body every time he has to play an A-Z game
whats a soul?
Wasn't it already gone?
I guess ISP is really having sorrows
@@adrelougarou149 it comes back after every recording session to chill.
I think we ended that when we asked for artillery only.
ISP making the bay of pigs look like a seashore holiday
It turned into bay of blood
Revising history 😎😎
it pretty much was tbh
South American Country: Even mentions the concept of Socialism
Objective: Survive.
CIA: yu what chap?
And has some Missiles
Communist leaders assassinated
The CIA: We had nothing to do with it
South American Country: actually goes through with Socialism
Citizens' objective: Survive.
@@Zorro9129 Yep.
@@Zorro9129 not really
Fans: Isorrow, it’s time for the next country in your Hoi4 A to Z series.
ISP: Yes gravy babies.
Gravy babies hell yes
@@AxxLAfriku stfu
@@AxxLAfriku no
@@AxxLAfriku I suggest that you instead stop self advertising
@@AxxLAfriku No
This video really does show the horror of if the Cuban missile crisis went hot, Jamaica would of been devastated.
NO CUBA! DON'T NUKE GREAT GOAT ISLAND IN JAMAICA! CUBA STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would have*
@@danieldeburgh8437 would've*
@@kmmediafactory there is no difference
@@kmmediafactory he is not wrong but neither are you
Imagine the US blockade but the Cubans just bombed the ships blockading
Big brain plays
This puts a whole new meaning to a cuban missile crisis
cuban missile crisis in ww2 wood have bin a good title
@@trevinspadafore7886 you’re 11 aren’t you…. Or extremely dyslexic or don’t have English as a first language
@@trevinspadafore7886 "wood have bin"
@@Swan_River_Cowboy I'm actually 15 years extremely bad with a keyboard lol
@@trevinspadafore7886 And also it was in the Cold War.
"We have started development on our missile sites."
Bit early for that one, ey?
nation at war, enemies are trying to invade the country by sea.
*industry: nah u dont have enough war support to actually mobilize the economy*
Allies : keep dragging ISP into the allies
ISP : Keeps leaving and going at war with them
Allies : How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man.
ISP: I love the young people
The allies should’ve just poisoned isp’s milkshake
And poison his scuba dive gear + sending exploding cigars.
Pretty sure the CIA tried that one with Fidel Castro
@@aesthetic8289 yeah lol
Remeber ISP, after this series is done you need to make a World Conquest as Tunganistan
SCEPTICAL MAN TAKES OVER THE WORLD
@@slaster1086 yes
@@MMTT55792 where is that?
Tanutuva world conquest?
Tunaktunistan
I bought your hat and got my BA in history, I am real History Boy
Him calling us “Gravy Babies” will most likely never get old
ISP, this is the CCP informing you that your tax break is only applicable whilst you continue this series then moving onto Vic-2 A-Z, please be vigilant on your production quota or your social credit score will decrease.
ISP, this is the IRS, affirming the CCP's decision and also stating the same directive applies for your Murican tax breaks and credit card score.
the MSS affirms this statement and wishes to instruct ISP to continue in the perseverance of socialist core values, and to bash bloody imperialist heads on a Great Wall of Steel
ISP this the the British TV Licence enforcer just here for a friendly reminder that you must fulfill both the CCP and IRS' request for your tax breaks in the respective countries, doing so will allow you for a 5% discount on your next TV licence renewal. Failure to do so will lead to us revoking your knife licence and your knighthood from the queen.
ISP This is the Mexican Government here to confirm the previous statements from other governments. And to add on that should you complete HOI4 A-Z. You will receive free Mexican food for life.
Comrade ISP, this is the NKVD, time traveling from the year 1942 to confirm the CCP's decision as a glorious offer from an equally glorious communist state. Also, due to Order No. 227, any step back from HOI 4 A-Z will result in summary execution or transfer to a penal battalion.
I hope the one with Haiti will be as Great as this....
I hope the one with Haiti will be as Greati as this….
@@BrandNeutral I hope this time the president doesn't get killed.
Vincent
or panama...
I Hait them
ISP: "Cuba is better than Denmark"
ME: "Well yeah, after all there is no such thing as Denmark"
Is that because the asexuals are planning on invading Denmark?
@@corvus1374 no it's cause it's not a thing, just like finland and Australia.
@@beyou1813 If Australia doesn't exist, then where did Hitler come from?
@@TheFree33333 New Zealand.
Looks like ISP got his hands on an early release of new Tropico DLC
Heatwave: stops
Depressed man: gets depressed because he has no reason to slacking off
Last time I was this early, artillery only was still a meme
Cruise missiles only is better
Gotta love the irony in cuba building missile sites
ah yes, the last ISP ironside sponsored video
Tbh, you should have only protected your ports and let them land in the other land, so they starve and you could Kill them :D
*Newbie iceland naval invasion flashbacks*
I give it 1 year of survival, no more, no less.
Chairman ISP trying to survive just like me in high school.
I think it's possible to outright win, although it would take ages. Don't join faction, deliberately allow AI to take a port, and then kill troops immediately after they land in the port (game gives them low org during shipping). Make sure to put maintenance support companies on your divisions, for the equipment capture.
RADAR helps with detecting ships, so use that + night-only missions to naval bomb, should speed things up a little. It will still take a long time. Once you have other important techs (despite limited slots), you can go to sub 3 or 4 and use 3 dockyards to crank some out. Unlike deployed air wings, ship losses take manpower to replace, so you can use very hard to detect subs to lay mines --> sink ships and 0 manpower AI won't replace them.
Eventually (and I mean probably several decades), you can zero out the AI manpower even on scraping the barrel, after which it won't be able to make new divisions. If you think this sounds awful, that's because it is awful.
How ironic that we have arrived at Cuba at exactly this point in time.
Can't wait for when he plays tannu tuva
Oh god yes
We'll return to this comment when that happens in 2024
Alternative Title: "Funny history man attempts to repeat the Bay of Pigs Invasion in WWII"
Can't wait for Luxembourg
Dude, cats are the best part of instagram!
Lol true.
What’s funny Pokémon man doing on my WW2 video
@@pancakesomeone9766 I did like, over 100 HoI4 videos! Why are people surprised that I'm here all the time?
I am glad to see the a-z challenge is going exactly as slowly as i thought it would keep up the good work! Ill see you again at E
Can we appreciate the great music he uses
bit loud though. in the middle i could barely hear him
Castro is really happy right now
We'll all die before this series is over which is actually a good thing.
not good since we had to watch it in the first place
8:42 I thought that you got insane way back before
I cannot express how much I love the fact you pulled a midway on the US with no fleet, just a ragtag group of naval bombers.
This playtrough is literally when you ally with the Axis in Tropico
When Cuba ravages the US navy in the 50s with some obsolete WW2 bombers the Axis gave them out of pity.
im happy to be called a gravy baby
Oh boy I'm glad I stayed up till 5am
0:15 Ofcourse ISP
"Buenos dias, virgin."
Made my day.
iSorrow-We have begun construction on our missile sites.
Me-Oh no....it's the cuban missile crisis all over again.
Cuba:Starts building missiles
JFK:I don’t like where this is going
Yoooooo. A to z continuation the day is made.
Chad Socialist Cuba vs Virgin Capitalist America
Ah yes the best country in the americas Cuba
Love your videos! Always brightens up my day
IT’S BEEN 2,5 YEARS ALREADY?!
Don’t cry because you have to do this, be happy that this is another country less in Latin America to play
Superheavy tanks only at 700K
“Oh you know what the series is by now”
- ISP has a Biden moment
....the thing
Oh Hell Yeah ! ^^ +1 Madness Evers ! :O :D :-)
Cuba: *starts building missiles and nukes*
JFK: "somethings wrong.....I can feel it"
I wish my PC could handle when i reach 1950 and i wouldn't have to wait half a minute for a day to pass :/
ISP: *sinks half the US carrier fleet*
US after the war: Buddies?
ISP: Makes missiles and nukes as Cubs in HOI4
FBI: Woah hold up there buster
USA: Vibing
Cuba: And i took that personally
14:24 ISP doing the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Truly a war forgotten by history
Man I know this series will run out of steam eventually but i'm willing to stick with it until the end.
Only OGs remember the ironside screen with its meme edits
So this is what skipper was talking about
The timing is actually rather appropriate
I cant believe he played this save so long to get a roughly period accurate bay of pigs
When Batista is like:
"Franco, you and I are armanos now."
"Cuba is better than denmark"
I was going to say that you cant really do worse than a country that doesnt exist but then i remembered the balkans exist...
*opens console*
"We've Alex the rambler'd the video"
for the rest of the A-Z series you should say "hello my gravy babies" in whatever the primary language is in the country you're playing as
For some god-knows-what reason when i watch this video, sound in my left earphone is lower than in right one. And its just this video.
Tastes great being gravy baby, but am still hungry for more ...guess i have to wait another week
Watching Taureor play a minor nation- I wonder how hes going to conquer the known world this time.
Watching this video- He needed to cheat? Well, let's watch anyway.
I actually tried this because this really inspired me
I haven’t mentally or emotionally recovered
The bay of pigs invasion if the bay of pigs was the entirety of cuba
In germany we say :oh my Schnitzel
Pain. Suffering even.
Son: Can we get a Cuban Missile Crisis?
Mom: No we got one at home
Cuban Missile Crisis at home:
Finally, another A-Z video. It hasn't been long, but the hungrier you are, the slower time goes i guess
You should play a Central American country in the random country generation mod
I like every a2z video not because it’s quality content but because i like seeing iSorrow suffer
Isorrow is just 5 cats in a trench coat
Quick question, am i the only prerson hearing ISP more in my right headphone.
Complete side note. Have you ever seen a Sweden with 200 factories and 200 divisions in 1942.... It's scary.
"So I did some mining off camera." -ISP
Cuba in games: i will destroy usa muahahahaa!! Omg stoppp omgg nooo they landed on my coast
Cuba irl: Que?
No cool glasses on the Cuban leader... I cant believe you have betrayed me like this
ISP, I dare you to play the Oceanic Union releasable nation, that’s all the Pacific islands including Hawaii and New Zealand combined in one country.
Nuking Jamaica was just uncalled for and also probably way funnier than it should
Remember when isp played isis
Is this gonna be like Potato's Civ 6 A-Z? C's about as far as anybody gets. :-( (Love the series. Please keep going.)
ANTI AIR only!
Cuba: Our allies broke before we did!
Cuban Missiles and Cuban Nukes just feels appropriate
my right ear enjoys this
ISP: I don’t like the vanilla default focus tree and I like to make each of these videos different, and there’s a cool mod for the country we are playing today
Also ISP: I am not using that mod and I am doing the vanilla focus tree to keep things different
"How long Cuba can survive"
Ally the US
Revolutionary Cuba. Uh oh