HOW TO PLAY RANGER

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  • @XPtoLevel3
    @XPtoLevel3  5 років тому +343

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    • @caboosealmighty3735
      @caboosealmighty3735 5 років тому +2

      I was literaly looking for you ranger vid a few hours ago. Hmmm, something smells fishy.

    • @maestromanifesto7697
      @maestromanifesto7697 5 років тому

      Wheres the How to Monk video?

    • @peral9728
      @peral9728 5 років тому

      DO THE MONK GUIDE. NOW.

    • @scapegoat11
      @scapegoat11 5 років тому +1

      Hey hey that's an actually helpful advertisement I will use that.

    • @neildbutner2472
      @neildbutner2472 5 років тому +1

      As john mack said, you have the bow strung backwards. Just google "step though method bow" and you'll see how to string it

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 5 років тому +3367

    6:04 I picked Beast Master :(
    I had a giant wolf-spider. His name was Mittens.

    • @XPtoLevel3
      @XPtoLevel3  5 років тому +861

      That’s adorable

    • @victorym744
      @victorym744 5 років тому +410

      The use of past tense here makes me sad. Is Mittens okay? :(

    • @AliaRohaluss_TheCat
      @AliaRohaluss_TheCat 5 років тому +293

      IS MITTENS OK I WANT TO KNOW TOO

    • @tuead112
      @tuead112 5 років тому +205

      *T E L L U S I F M I T T E N S I S O K A Y W E N E E D T O K N O W*

    • @francescacazorla
      @francescacazorla 5 років тому +170

      Creeps omg, hey
      ...What happened to Mittens?

  • @blackfang0815
    @blackfang0815 4 роки тому +936

    "Ranger, find the zombies!"
    "Yes."
    "You found the zombies?"
    "No, I just confirmed there are undeads somewhere within a five mile radius."

    • @DerexWolfheart
      @DerexWolfheart 3 роки тому +29

      i feel like theyre able to track them down like without magic anyways, just that the ability makes em know theyre nearby

    • @Shemagh4
      @Shemagh4 3 роки тому +38

      There are hot single undeads in your area

    • @richard7199
      @richard7199 2 роки тому +6

      @@Shemagh4 “Oh let me just put on my face.”

    • @wesleyewert1023
      @wesleyewert1023 2 роки тому +16

      exploring avernus
      "there seem to be fiends somewhere"

    • @snowboundwhale6860
      @snowboundwhale6860 2 роки тому +7

      My favourite part is the prospect of pinging for dragons you weren't expecting, and now you just have to worry about how there's at least one dragon somewhere within ~5 miles of you in potentially any direction that may or may not be aware of you too.

  • @davidgantenbein9362
    @davidgantenbein9362 5 років тому +4551

    Isn’t the purpose of favored enemy and explorer to choose the one enemy and terrain type that will never ever show up in the whole campaign?

    • @arch4581
      @arch4581 5 років тому +155

      Realistically they have no practical effect. One archetype is completely useless (yes the beastmaster) and overall the ranger is only good for gloomstalkee

    • @deltaphant_
      @deltaphant_ 5 років тому +250

      If you talk about your favoured enemy enough your DM will intentionally not put them in the campaign just to spite

    • @omnisaurusrekt8631
      @omnisaurusrekt8631 5 років тому +100

      And the thing is, favored enemy is basically useless even when you DO have whatever monster type in your campaign, unless your quest consists of exclusively tracking and remembering information about them

    • @ostravaofboletaria1027
      @ostravaofboletaria1027 5 років тому +72

      if only there were official variant rules that adressed that problem and made Rangers on par with most other classes.

    • @ScreamsGeo
      @ScreamsGeo 5 років тому +106

      Honestly, it sounds like your DMs are assholes, or maybe uncreative with the ability.
      I've used favored enemy multiple times to ask the DM what I know of this enemy, and when I found out what I needed, shared with the party and created strategies to easily kill our quarry.
      Granted, I tailored my favored enemy to Giants in a campaign explicitly dealing with them, but I've never had a DM try to screw a party member over because of something they chose for their class.

  • @thoriummammet5945
    @thoriummammet5945 5 років тому +484

    Sadly, when the credits roll, nobody will remember the guy who helped them track down the enemy, who fed them when they were hungry and helped prevent good gods how many ambushes.
    They'll remember how your damage was subpar and how a fighter with the archery fighting style would've done a better job putting additional pins into the enemies.

    • @caleb7006
      @caleb7006 5 років тому +38

      yeah that's because you can buy rations, the rogue can take expertise in survival and the druid can get a 25 passive perception or the wizard can scout ahead with fin familiar.

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 5 років тому +28

      @@caleb7006 yes but you can run out of rations (or they could go off) and you don't always know what the party composition is going to be, a party with no rogue, no wizard (at least a wizard without find familiar) and no ranged fighter can really benefit from having a Ranger . . . as far as perception goes the more people with a good perception the better.

    • @returnofthechickentendies2844
      @returnofthechickentendies2844 5 років тому +14

      @@caleb7006 expertise in survival does not keeps party from getting lost chief, and a bunch more stuff. Btw, check the revised ranger and use Xanathar subclasses. Boom
      And, Hunter's mark

    • @discomute
      @discomute 4 роки тому

      That's because ours didn't prevent an ambush and now we're all dead

    • @harmonlanager2670
      @harmonlanager2670 3 роки тому +36

      @@caleb7006 you just admitted it takes three people and lots of money to do the same as one guy

  • @sunlightsage2982
    @sunlightsage2982 5 років тому +1205

    Earth, Wind, and *FAAAIIIYAA* .
    Never change.

  • @andreiradulescu22
    @andreiradulescu22 4 роки тому +78

    4:07
    "This is my FAVORITE TERRAIN!"
    I died there

  • @ursoanonimo8398
    @ursoanonimo8398 5 років тому +806

    The ranger is basically a multiclass boiled down to a single class.

    • @perezo27
      @perezo27 5 років тому +36

      Which is why, when I tried multicasting a Ranger with a Hexblade...yeah, it was weird as fuck, I could do a bit of everything but no thing perfectly
      It was awesome and pretty powerful actually, I recomend you try it, but yeah, complicated as fuck

    • @MrEagle-fs1xt
      @MrEagle-fs1xt 4 роки тому +1

      Pérez Ortega Valentín just out of curiosity, what was the level to level ratio of classes

    • @Rylus
      @Rylus 4 роки тому +1

      But worst.

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 4 роки тому +1

      @@Rylus bratwurst?
      NO!
      BUTTWORST

    • @karolinebeckett6944
      @karolinebeckett6944 3 роки тому

      I want to multiclass a ranger and bard for my first character (I haven't played before) to fit backstory and make it just a bit more versatile coz sometimes bards are kinda useless... and also I want a songbird and a wolf-dog if thats possible. I don't know if it is....

  • @DarrenSmith0811
    @DarrenSmith0811 5 років тому +36

    I find the ranger comes into its own in gritty realism campaigns. The ability to hunt, survive and track in the wilderness is incredibly useful when you have to make a 3 week trek through the wilderness and can only carry 10 days worth of food/water.

    • @Noblebird02
      @Noblebird02 4 місяці тому

      This! I am writing a novel and when I struggle to understand a character I create them as a DnD character. One character is a dietitian and her role in text is to prevent team members and others from malnutrition.
      She's not really a fighter though. What class combines alchemist, druid and ranger but no fighter?

  • @aregan7577
    @aregan7577 5 років тому +1070

    Pick Ranger class
    Everyone: okay
    Use melee only.
    Everyone: WTF

    • @myky992
      @myky992 5 років тому +40

      This is acyually what I hope to do once I get to play
      Dream scenario is a sword and shield ranger with realistic deinonychus animal companion... but I need to hope in a lenient DM that is ok with letting me homebrew some stuff

    • @wetcat6514
      @wetcat6514 5 років тому +22

      I made a Viking ranger who uses a battleaxe

    • @Birbucifer
      @Birbucifer 5 років тому +30

      Rangers traditionally go melee so that isn’t far fetched at all.
      Currently playing a strength Ranger that dual wields longswords.

    • @myky992
      @myky992 5 років тому +8

      @@Birbucifer What are the possibilities of making a "versatile" ranger that is also capable of shooting arrows? Knowing perfectly well that it will end up doing both worse, but I'm thinking the adaptability might be worth it (and most importantly cool)

    • @Birbucifer
      @Birbucifer 5 років тому +7

      myky992 If you wanna lean more into the martial aspect, I would ask your DM if you could be a Revised Ranger and then go with the Hunter subclass, and then ask your DM if you could prepare your spells like Rangers should already do.
      You will never do as much DPS as any of the other classes post level 5 BUT you will be a pretty good supplement spellcaster/skirmisher.
      Also, if your team ever needs some phat sneaks and someone is in heavy armor, you’ll have (hopefully) Pass Without Trace prepared, to make up for the disadvantage on those checks.

  • @lordbaemon1467
    @lordbaemon1467 4 роки тому +1581

    "Just play a fighter with a bow, it's way better" - JoCat

    • @yearnie4207
      @yearnie4207 4 роки тому +67

      My only problem with that is that i think rangers are given a bad rep. But i think you can have a fun time with one if you try

    • @lordbaemon1467
      @lordbaemon1467 4 роки тому +67

      @@yearnie4207 I don't disagree with that statement completely, but as put into 5th edition currently, it is extremely difficult to make rangers work in places where druids or fighters don't already function
      Yes you can have fun with a ranger, and I've seen people have fun with rangers in the past (Laura Bailey on Critical Role for example played a fantastic ranger)
      but in their current place in 5th edition Jocat's statement rings true to me personally

    • @djsalad5752
      @djsalad5752 4 роки тому +104

      “If you play fighter, you’re boring”
      -JoCat

    • @lordbaemon1467
      @lordbaemon1467 4 роки тому +14

      @@djsalad5752 Agreed

    • @roboticjanitor3332
      @roboticjanitor3332 4 роки тому +28

      For me it's "just play a rogue with the outlander background"

  • @velstro
    @velstro 5 років тому +1361

    HOW TO PLAY RANGER
    Step 1: Bow
    Congrats, now you're a ranger!

    • @NachoBran_CandyCabbage
      @NachoBran_CandyCabbage 5 років тому +31

      Don't forget to wear a hooded cloak!

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 5 років тому +30

      Step 1: Horizon Walker
      Step 2: Sword and Board
      Congrats, now you're a good ranger!

    • @Vaprous
      @Vaprous 5 років тому +11

      Honestly that's just a sterotype born from a misinterpretation of who was the ranger in LOTR(Hint: it wasn't the elf archer)

    • @spectre8131
      @spectre8131 5 років тому +16

      @@Vaprous Aragorn had a bow in fellowship and the company of Rangers led by Faramir all had Longbows, plus there's other media about Rangers that generally has them use bows (but each to their own I guess).

    • @kcrb0202
      @kcrb0202 5 років тому +4

      @@spectre8131 Rangers Apprentice

  • @Nazo-kage
    @Nazo-kage 2 роки тому +16

    The Ranger a.k.a. ‘session 0 is a must.’
    From what all of the skill sets in rules of a ranger implies.
    That you need to have a good repertoire with your DM.
    You can’t wait until the first session reveal your backstory to everyone including the DM.
    You need to let your DM know that you’re playing a Ranger so you can work together to decide what would be best for your characters, favorite train and preferred enemy.
    Essentially, if you’re going to play a rogue, the DM needs to be your ally, not your enemy.

  • @TyTrouts
    @TyTrouts 5 років тому +685

    How many other people went into this video expecting it to be a 20 second video saying "So you wanna play a ranger huh, well don't." Then the rest of the time was just elevator music over some sponsorship/patreon stuff.

    • @HunterMearo
      @HunterMearo 5 років тому +19

      And then go on to talk about the Unearthed Arcana update.

    • @carnoyoutubeman
      @carnoyoutubeman 5 років тому +1

      mood but true

    • @rockboy3970
      @rockboy3970 5 років тому +2

      Tyler Troutman disappointed at the lack of “Dont” at the start

    • @michellesouthward6606
      @michellesouthward6606 5 років тому

      Hunter Mearo OHHHHHHHHHHH ONE OF MY KIND?

  • @benjaminbrand3714
    @benjaminbrand3714 4 роки тому +122

    Xanathar's was great for rangers, but Tasha's is insane for them! Can't wait to play a swarm keeper with all the alternative class features!

    • @TheTdroid
      @TheTdroid 3 роки тому +2

      Funnily enough, I would prefer Favored Enemy if I was at level 20 and Favored Foe 1-19. Foe Slayer is much stronger than people give it credit for, adding up to +5 to your damage or, more importantly, accuracy. Actually hitting the enemy is one of the most important things for DPR.
      Lvl 20 Ranger vs Tiamat: 25 AC
      20 dex, +3 weapon: +14 to hit.
      Necessary roll: 11
      That's a 50% chance to hit.
      Now add Fiend as Favored Enemy and 20 Wis: +19 to hit.
      Necessary roll: 6
      That's a 75% chance to hit.
      You still get this benefit from Favored Foe, but at the cost of Concentration and you only ever have 6 uses between long rests.

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 2 роки тому +6

      THEY FIXED BEAST MASTER! *YESSSSSS*

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 2 роки тому

      What kind of stuff does Tasha’s add?

    • @justcri
      @justcri 2 роки тому +2

      @@Aredel a bunch of additional optional class features, the fey wanderer subclass which is basically the charisma ranger (a bunch of advantages with charisma stuff);
      the swarmkeeper subclass which gives you a swarm of insects/birds/anything you choose really and they help you in combat, deal extra damage, pick you up and give you flying speed;
      and it also adds an extra beastmaster feature where instead on having an actual living animal you conjure a sea, land or sky spirit like creature called primal companion which has its own statblock and overral is pretty cool

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda 2 роки тому +1

      There's one more thing that Tasha's added to Rangers that gets overlooked. The Druidic Warrior fighting style. It allows you to take two Druid Cantrips. I absolutely recommend choosing Shillelagh as one of those, since Rangers get Extra Attack at 5th level. After that, you'll always have a reliable source of magic damage.

  • @majikkarp177
    @majikkarp177 5 років тому +1011

    YeS But THe REvisED BeaSTMasTer IS GoOd

    • @XPtoLevel3
      @XPtoLevel3  5 років тому +280

      I knew these comments would be here...

    • @kurtisdeakin
      @kurtisdeakin 5 років тому +30

      very true. Vanilla is dull

    • @majikkarp177
      @majikkarp177 5 років тому +35

      Personally i like it! Lot of opportunity for roleplay, and as a gnome/halfling you can ride your beast

    • @runedoom
      @runedoom 5 років тому +9

      @@majikkarp177 or goblin

    • @Acererak__
      @Acererak__ 5 років тому +7

      @@XPtoLevel3 Honestly, from what I've seen of Vanilla Beast Master, it works great if you use Flanking rules, because it's free advantage...

  • @RykerDavis123
    @RykerDavis123 5 років тому +45

    I'm literally begging here. Please upload all the class songs as individual videos also. I love these

  • @findus6813
    @findus6813 5 років тому +478

    I don't really have a funny joke or anything, I just wanna say the new look of these "How to Play" look really nice and it always brings a smile to my face hearing Jacob yelling about something
    Edit: When will these songs be on Spotify or SoundCloud ?!

    • @Irathe56
      @Irathe56 4 роки тому +2

      We need to know

  • @piecho99
    @piecho99 3 роки тому +30

    Now with Tasha's Cauldron of Everything resulting in ranger actually getting revised, I would like to see an updated video for the ranger.

    • @punishedwhispers1218
      @punishedwhispers1218 Рік тому

      It gave them buffs they didn't need, they're already just better fighter

  • @slamduncan3376
    @slamduncan3376 5 років тому +1054

    Dude, you’ve been Level 3 forever. Your DM must have some harsh XP requirements, have you tried going to the Ethereal Plane with a bunch of NPC’s and grinding? It might help speed up the process

    • @l-gzy7400
      @l-gzy7400 5 років тому +19

      finnvidz hey, say it in character or its planar dreadnoughts for you

    • @slamduncan3376
      @slamduncan3376 5 років тому +22

      L- GZY Shit, sorry. Ummm.... ok, I got it!
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      I forgot what my character voice was

    • @MissFeatherstone
      @MissFeatherstone 5 років тому +34

      “Hmmm dwarf friend?”
      “Aye Bebop?”
      “Bebop feels it has been many, many days since personal growth. Reason?”
      “Hmmm. Haps’ we should head on down to them fancy-ass elven mages and have them poof’ us on over ta tha ghosty place. Killin’ a few of those nasty buggers makes me feel mir’ powerful.”
      “Okay dwarf friend.”

    • @EvanFarshadow
      @EvanFarshadow 5 років тому +23

      He is using milestone leveling with the Great Old One named Larry as DM. Good luck leveling xD

    • @victorminor1283
      @victorminor1283 5 років тому +3

      @@l-gzy7400 grinding? Grinding?!? GRINDING?!?!?!?! GGGGGRRRRRIIIIIEEENNNNDDDDIIIMNNNNGGGG
      GGGGGRRRRRIIIIIEEENNNNDDDDIIIMNNNNGGGG
      GGGGGRRRRRIIIIIEEENNNNDDDDIIIMNNNNGGGG
      No, stop it. This isn't a video game, your dm should melt your dice and use the slag to ruin your character sheet.

  • @brianmoyachiuz905
    @brianmoyachiuz905 Рік тому +15

    If you think about it, both Vesemir and Geralt are rangers themselves since they can use both weapons and magic in a fight, they're skilled in monster behavior and weakness, also they can just be as effective towards humans and other races, and they're experts on alchemy from gathering various ingredients from plants and creatures

  • @PendragonProject
    @PendragonProject 5 років тому +61

    I died at "You don't have to be a rip-off version of Drizz't". Thank you for that.

    • @discomute
      @discomute 4 роки тому +1

      Surely #1 reason people play rangers

    • @yugen
      @yugen 2 роки тому

      @@discomute Never understood the concept of rangers dual wielding myself.

  • @TheDoctorProfessor
    @TheDoctorProfessor 5 років тому +8

    I had a DM who kept track of a giant overworld map and made exploration of various terrain an integral part of the campaign. It made playing Ranger so much fun.

  • @herz5159
    @herz5159 5 років тому +180

    Just don't forget Hunter's Mark!

    • @madanotap6492
      @madanotap6492 5 років тому +14

      I actually have a ranger in a campaign I dm, they've been in the group for about 9 months now, and in all that time they used hunter's mark a grand total of zero times, because they had it, and knew how good it was, but forgot to activate it every single time. We did not forget to take the piss out of them for this, but then, in the last session we played, they finally remembered to use hunter's mark! Yay!! So then the fight continues as normal and then about 2/3 of the way to the end of the fight I hear them say 'oh fuck I've been forgetting to add my hunter's mark damage' so the one and only occasion they actually used it, and they forgot about it again immediately after. They later had enough fight, and the ranger forgot to cast hunter's mark entirely again

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 5 років тому +11

      @@madanotap6492 rangers aren't that hard to play and hunter's mark is THE ranger spell, and if they forgot about it all the time why not change it for a spell they actually use

    • @madanotap6492
      @madanotap6492 5 років тому

      @@thefracturedbutwhole5475 mostly because they'd just forget to use that spell as well.

    • @madanotap6492
      @madanotap6492 5 років тому

      @@thefracturedbutwhole5475 mostly because they'd just forget to use that spell as well.

    • @AshtonMonitor
      @AshtonMonitor 5 років тому

      @@madanotap6492 that's why I try to use spells that have a more immediate effect, like zephyr strike and steel wind strike.

  • @Ahrenji
    @Ahrenji 5 років тому +128

    I heard you like teleporting so I played an Eladrin horizon walker so I can teleport on my teleports when I teleport.

    • @rafaelcastor2089
      @rafaelcastor2089 5 років тому +6

      It's a shame it can't use blink thou

    • @djmccarthy4859
      @djmccarthy4859 4 роки тому +6

      I love being able to teleport when I teleport, then I teleport again when I attack and my DM hates me, Horizon Walkers are hilarious. They're now I'm over here, made you look! Now you have 3 arrows in your back!

    • @stevenbrown5246
      @stevenbrown5246 4 роки тому +3

      Find a ring of spell storing or something with blink and go crazy on a group of enemies

    • @iananderson4754
      @iananderson4754 3 роки тому +2

      @@djmccarthy4859 man that's sounds perfect for if you're doing shadow the hedgehog as a character

    • @Holographic_Dreams
      @Holographic_Dreams Рік тому +1

      Yo we heard you like teleports, so we put a teleport in your teleport so you can teleport while you teleport.

  • @alexanderfennell8381
    @alexanderfennell8381 5 років тому +81

    your bow is strung the wrong way

    • @XPtoLevel3
      @XPtoLevel3  5 років тому +71

      Your bow is strung the wrong way

    • @Pantjay
      @Pantjay 5 років тому +6

      @@XPtoLevel3 Yes but one is used for archery and the other is for a violin, obviously the ranger and the bard are playing different classes than they actually are I real life. You know like a game, where you play a role, like bounty hunter of Masterchef!

    • @alexanderfennell8381
      @alexanderfennell8381 5 років тому

      lol I feel you

    • @e4ehco21
      @e4ehco21 4 роки тому +1

      @@Pantjay barcher

    • @crimsonwizahd2358
      @crimsonwizahd2358 4 роки тому

      @@e4ehco21 Oh so FF14 Bard (I wish I was kidding, but the Final Fantasy 14 Bard is an Archer who uses poison arrows and songs)

  • @Integer_Overload
    @Integer_Overload 4 роки тому +83

    DM: "I'm planning on making a kind of mystery Zombie apocalypse one shot for next Friday. Y'all will need 5th level characters"
    Me, making a Ranger with Undead as favored enemy and knowing I'll have that Track Undead spell to immediately figure out where the zombies are coming from: *this is where the fun begins*

  • @ahoy1014
    @ahoy1014 5 років тому +204

    Man Jacob has a lot of patrons... but you can't multiclass into different warlock subclasses, and what if your patrons have different demands or goals? We need answers, Jacob.

    • @XPtoLevel3
      @XPtoLevel3  5 років тому +89

      I’m still grinding XP for level 4. I’m currently three levels in Bard, I don’t know what all these patrons are doing trying to get me to cross class in a warlock

    • @randomlygeneratedname
      @randomlygeneratedname 5 років тому +5

      I dknt think there's anything stopping you multi classing I to the same class you just don't get twice the spells or anything onlt the bonus subclass abilities.

    • @danielcompton9318
      @danielcompton9318 5 років тому +3

      He just has one patron with ADHD and multiple personality disorder. He’s basically a bard/feylock.

    • @stevenbrown5246
      @stevenbrown5246 4 роки тому +1

      I'm scared that Jacob will one day snap and kill someone, then change his name to "XP to Level 4"

  • @HailTheRegent
    @HailTheRegent 3 роки тому +29

    An underrated thing about Rangers is that a) they have no arcane focus, meaning their hands can be free to hold weapons, and b) they only have a handful of spells that have material components with a gold cost.

  • @yh8293
    @yh8293 5 років тому +761

    When you realize that fighters can use ranged weapons.

    • @tomforge614
      @tomforge614 5 років тому +86

      And thst an arcane archer is arguably a better ranger than a ranger.

    • @Vaprous
      @Vaprous 5 років тому +65

      Not just ranged weapons: fighters can use literally any weapon in the game. Crossbows, lances, spears, daggers, bastard swords, battle axes, war maces, flails, swords, bows, and if the setting has them included firearms of some sort, I guarantee you the fighter is the one that's going to use them. Also they happen to be the class that gets the best subclass for setting up for mounted combat(so they can play a mounted knight etc) and finally, more importantly: they get a subclass called the arcane archer, which should really read "better ranger class".

    • @gobbotits1686
      @gobbotits1686 5 років тому

      :0

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 5 років тому +14

      Vaperius
      But do they get hunter’s mark? I don’t think so!

    • @Birbucifer
      @Birbucifer 5 років тому +6

      Tom Forge And that’s saying alot cos Arcane Archer is considered to be pretty underwhelming.

  • @hiti6753
    @hiti6753 4 роки тому +347

    Now I really want to make a Rogue that has Orcs and Drow as their Favored Enemies not to kill them, but because they have a fetish for those races and uses the language and tracking abilities to hunt down and seduce some green/grey bootie.
    ...maybe multi-class with bard too.

    • @randomonlineuser6401
      @randomonlineuser6401 4 роки тому +17

      Why is this comment so ignored. Like Bruh da faq?

    • @mitchellenderson7194
      @mitchellenderson7194 4 роки тому +24

      You sir have just given me the way to play a joke character I made who wants to do the dew with everything that he physically can.

    • @TheTdroid
      @TheTdroid 3 роки тому +6

      Just pick Entertainer as your background

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 2 роки тому +4

      Hell yeah.

    • @wesleywyndam-pryce5305
      @wesleywyndam-pryce5305 2 роки тому +5

      that sounds super gross and predatory, shame on you.

  • @themarvelouslifeofgriffin6974
    @themarvelouslifeofgriffin6974 5 років тому +231

    It's funny cause my bard just got killed last Friday and now I'm playing a ranger this Friday

  • @del5493
    @del5493 5 років тому +16

    I've played a beast master ranger, and my DM let me choose an animal companion completely outside of the rules set in the book. I feel that this completely made the ranger function better.

  • @thecookiemeister5374
    @thecookiemeister5374 5 років тому +54

    “Dont play a ranger in waterdeep dragonheist”
    ... oops

  • @TheLegend-oy2sg
    @TheLegend-oy2sg 3 роки тому +6

    I change one thing about the beast master that made it really fun, it doesn’t consume your action to make it take an attack (it can only do one action on your turn). It’s a night and day difference that just makes it so much easier to remember and work with the class

  • @batangbatugan
    @batangbatugan 5 років тому +180

    I play a kenku beast master in Adventurer's League as Mordecai and Rigby. Sure, Rigby dies a lot, but he always comes back after 8 hours. My goal is to collect the rest of the Regular Show characters using Conjure Animals and by collecting Bags of Tricks and Figurines of Wondrous Power.

    • @КузнецовВсеволод-в1з
      @КузнецовВсеволод-в1з 5 років тому +2

      How would you do Pops?

    • @batangbatugan
      @batangbatugan 5 років тому +11

      Мясная Жижа I'll get an item of commanding elementals, probably fire because he's always angry. I already have a necklace that can summon an owlbear once per day and I flavor him as Skips.

    • @Jimmypop-wm5dw
      @Jimmypop-wm5dw 5 років тому +10

      its been the longest time since ive seen regular show, but even then, this plan sounds hilarious and awesome at the same time

    • @КузнецовВсеволод-в1з
      @КузнецовВсеволод-в1з 5 років тому +4

      @@batangbatugan damn that sounds fun, keep it up

    • @elizebethstihycgenderdas9805
      @elizebethstihycgenderdas9805 5 років тому +3

      @@batangbatugan Um You're thinking of Benson man.

  • @aganaom1712
    @aganaom1712 5 років тому +48

    "The coolest aspect of ranger is in his spells"
    My ranger with a reach weapon: * dragonball vanishing sounds *

  • @beverleyrapley1526
    @beverleyrapley1526 3 роки тому +5

    Top notch. Informative, digestible AND engaging. Love this. Thank you.

  • @darkelf2040
    @darkelf2040 Рік тому +1

    A good way to play a ranger would be to play a cartographer, an explorer in the employ of a noble who wants him to map a region. Lots of backgrounds can help this idea out

  • @daymonw7238
    @daymonw7238 5 років тому +13

    I’ve been waiting for a how to play on Ranger just because it’s my favorite class, and yes I have been called insane by my friends for that

  • @chimerazeta1714
    @chimerazeta1714 5 років тому +58

    Jacob: takes my favorite class in the entire game and rips it to a million pieces then spits on its grave by calling Beastmaster, my preferred archetype, a piece of garbage
    Me: LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY

    • @lydiac9118
      @lydiac9118 3 роки тому +3

      I've always wanted to give ranger a chance but I always see it getting absolutely obliterated at every turn.
      I know your comment is 2 years old but I was wondering; what about it makes it your favourite class?

    • @chimerazeta1714
      @chimerazeta1714 3 роки тому +5

      @@lydiac9118 the roleplaying aspect. I love Ranger archetypes from classics like LOTR or even more modern portrayals of Rangers in today's military. They're not tanky barbarians with tons of hit points or rogues who hit every shot but they're masters of their terrain. I just love the idea of a character who can see things others can't and whose skills allow them to pass unharmed and undetected in any environment. Also I love having familiars (my best ranger character had a pet boar who I was very fond of)

    • @lydiac9118
      @lydiac9118 3 роки тому +2

      @@chimerazeta1714 thanks for the reply! I can definitely get a sense for a different angle on the class now :)! My group right now is definitely more combat and rp focused and spend a lot of time in towns or on/in modes of transport, which is personally what makes ranger hard for me to play because, well, what tends to make them great ties a lot into being in a natural setting. That being said, I think I'll give them a go next time we're running a oneshot with this angle in mind!

    • @jasonfoster7934
      @jasonfoster7934 3 роки тому +1

      I just started my first game as a Ranger..
      It made me sad. I still love the ranger, though!

    • @mitchmcginn4250
      @mitchmcginn4250 2 роки тому +1

      @@lydiac9118 Depends on your level, really. Playing Ranger levels 1 to 2 is an anxiety filled nightmare because it's we when you unlock your subclass (paired with Tasha's Guide stats) that the class comes online as a versatile powerhouse that can give Fighters and Rogues a run for their money.

  • @artificialraspberify
    @artificialraspberify 2 роки тому +5

    6:04 I actually decided to go with Hunter for a Ranger I decided to make. The DM is adamant against guns, so he has a hand crossbow. Horde Breaker along with the Crossbow Expert feat is so powerful and I didn't even mean for that to happen lol

  • @ranger5839
    @ranger5839 4 роки тому +2

    thanks for this, ranger is my favorite class and it makes me happy to know others appreciate it as well!

  • @CaronDriel
    @CaronDriel 5 років тому +480

    Xanathar's made rangers cool, not good. Revised made them good, and a bit cooler. Play a revised, use Xanathar subclasses. Boom.

    • @runedoom
      @runedoom 5 років тому +44

      Revised Horizon walker/ Gloom stalker tiefling with fiend as favored enemy = blade.

    • @astealthyfish
      @astealthyfish 5 років тому +14

      Revised Horizon Walker. Love it.

    • @marcos2492
      @marcos2492 5 років тому +10

      Revised Beast Master is pretty dope tho

    • @CaronDriel
      @CaronDriel 5 років тому +4

      Still easily the worst subclass, but very cool. I want to play a Druid(Circle of the Shepherd)/Ranger(Beastmaster) multi someday.

    • @marcos2492
      @marcos2492 5 років тому +3

      Worst as "deals the least amount of damage among all"?

  • @william5700
    @william5700 5 років тому +10

    Your singing for Elements had me dying, very clever

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle 3 роки тому +19

    Swarmkeeper might be my fave but I think Beastmaster and Hunter are still useful. Revised BM anyway, but despite mostly focusing on offensive options, the Hunter is arguably the most durable ranger archetype, as it has the most options to directly prevent the Ranger from taking damage.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 2 роки тому +1

      Escape the Horde + Uncanny Dodge + 20 Dex means you’re not taking damage from shit.

  • @raginginsane
    @raginginsane 5 років тому +1

    This is the first time ever i comment a youtube video... this is hillarius and the song at the end is EPIC! You are great and keep going with your channel!

  • @Jesscrayons
    @Jesscrayons 4 роки тому +3

    I really like rangers not for any of the stuff then can do but for the fact that in terms of role play they are one of the few classes that is just straight up someone who goes on adventures.

  • @crazyfrog95fly
    @crazyfrog95fly 5 років тому +2

    That song was my favorite thing you've done. I enjoy this content extremely.

  • @Oregonxsaint
    @Oregonxsaint 3 роки тому +4

    I played a Tiefling horizon walker in the Descent into Avernus module. His name was Tobias Brand and he was by far the most fun character I’ve ever played. It was the first time I had ever played a chaotic evil character and it just so happened that I wrote into his backstory that he was simping hard for Zariel. Needless to say, some shit went down and one of the party members took his kneecaps as a trophy after he fell victim to power word kill.

  • @caleb7006
    @caleb7006 5 років тому +1

    Whew, I was super worried there wasn't going to be a song but then there was the note informing that it was at the end and I could calm down and stop crying.

  • @finnishhistorian8912
    @finnishhistorian8912 5 років тому +17

    YES!
    The class I played in my very first D&D campaign. Fun times.

    • @neonation3122
      @neonation3122 5 років тому +1

      You to huh?

    • @nikolanachev697
      @nikolanachev697 4 роки тому +2

      Im about to have my first game tomorrow and im gonana be a ranger

    • @GrimViridian
      @GrimViridian 3 роки тому

      @Gracie Waffles are you using the new variant rules?

    • @GrimViridian
      @GrimViridian 3 роки тому

      @Gracie Waffles fair enough, when I first started playing I went through 3 characters before I truly started enjoying it

  • @spybob_7856
    @spybob_7856 4 роки тому +1

    I have played ranger many times in my life and i really liked the players handbook subclasses the hunter is so good and its really fun having an animal with you

  • @awesomechainsaw
    @awesomechainsaw 5 років тому +3

    Horizon walkers can also work well outside of a planar portal type game. Just so long as the dm agrees that you can sense all portals. The BBEG tries to teleport away you know exactly where their going, and can pick up their tracks from there.

  • @bradondykes2276
    @bradondykes2276 2 роки тому

    FIIIIIIIIINALLY! A video that doesn’t just slander my favorite, but instead praises it’s strengths and give constructive criticism when needed!

  • @chrispeeters5604
    @chrispeeters5604 5 років тому +92

    As someone who has actually done archery I had a serious knee jerk moment when I saw him carrying that bow... The bow string is on the wrong side of the bow.

    • @keithwollenberg5237
      @keithwollenberg5237 4 роки тому +6

      I hoped it was a deliberate joke.

    • @dudebro2638
      @dudebro2638 3 роки тому +4

      Okay so I wasn't the only one that noticed that.

    • @isamumizuta9226
      @isamumizuta9226 3 роки тому +2

      I wonder if they tried to string the bow and were like “it’s too hard I don’t wanna break the bow”😂😂😂

    • @yugen
      @yugen 2 роки тому

      Really hope they didn't attempt to draw the bow with it strung backwards :o

  • @saturn8230
    @saturn8230 5 років тому +13

    I guess I'll never be able to make maps....
    Oh wait, there's World Anvil!

  • @AkiAmeko
    @AkiAmeko 5 років тому +4

    I freaking love Ranger and also thank you for this. ♡

  • @BentonAJames
    @BentonAJames 2 роки тому +24

    Having been in the America infantry, a ranger is literally the best class to play for something like that. A ranger runs point, knows the terrain, is a great warrior, studies and learns. I have so much appreciation for rangers

  • @gonzaliders1
    @gonzaliders1 5 років тому +12

    THAT BOW IS BACKWARDS ITS GOMMA EXPLODE IF YOU PULL ON IT TOO HARD

  • @brothab5900
    @brothab5900 3 роки тому +4

    Well considering that most range dmg comes from either magic or equipment, like grenades, the most unique thing about the ranger class imo is the fact that they are the only class that can viably do physical dmg from range. Very useful for those situations where you're fighting something that's resistant to magic with immobilizing abilities. Ijs

  • @hopefulhyena3400
    @hopefulhyena3400 5 років тому +4

    Honestly, I actually really like the PHB beastmaster. Yeah it’s a little extra work but that’s what got me into DnD. My first class was 3.5 druid. I like doing extra research, putting time into planning ahead, keeping track of details, and overall I enjoy classes that allow me to play into those aspects of the game.

  • @meanbeanmachine8115
    @meanbeanmachine8115 4 роки тому +1

    2:12 Ooooooorrrrrrrr, I could play a BARBARIAN with the tough feat....

  • @datpolakmike
    @datpolakmike 4 роки тому +4

    In recent times I've been warming up to the idea of the ranger being a druidic archetype of other classes. Like a fighter subclass that's a nature-y alternative to Eldritch Knight

  • @ebosarchives
    @ebosarchives Рік тому +2

    The rangers major niche is to be situationally useful, making it so in the right senecio you have a lot of utility but outside of that situation you are far less powerful, this idea is very captured by the hunter subclass (which is actually a pretty good one btw) which grants bonuses in certain senecios in combat like an extra attack if enemies are close together, or a +4 AC against enemies with multiattack, showing that in certain situations the ranger can be very powerful but otherwise less useful, a niche no other class really fills outside of some out of combat utility spells having a similar feel like identify or illusory script.

  • @DanielFlores-gx7xi
    @DanielFlores-gx7xi 5 років тому +15

    Honestly Ranger has use with rules as written. Ive personally never had traveling pace, foraging, or hunting ever come up.

    • @thechaostornado6600
      @thechaostornado6600 5 років тому +13

      On behalf of all gm's i would like to say that all these rules are hard to keep track of and unless we have made a map we are NEVER going to use travel pace. Thank you for listening -to my ted talk-

    • @temotoes9182
      @temotoes9182 5 років тому +1

      @@thechaostornado6600 Yes! This!

    • @nemanjaz.9113
      @nemanjaz.9113 5 років тому +2

      I agree with that one nerd here.
      Foraging, tracking, all of that booze is so complex. I only really do it if there is nothing else to do then that and maybe throw in a random encounter while it goes on.
      For example, in curse of Strahd, our ranger wanted to play a beastmaster. So while they escort Ireena to vallaki, they make a side stop to collect herbs. Once thats done with, Strahd himself will gift the ranger a wolf. Talks to the party and in the final battle the wolf is torn between Strahd and the Ranger.

  • @asternightingale4020
    @asternightingale4020 3 роки тому +1

    My group made the ranger op...by giving her a bow with 6 strings like a guitar that gave her a...d6 per string for each shot.
    So that on top of her proficiency, base damage, and the explosive arrows. A running joke was she could nuke the bbeg.

  • @stefanklepic108
    @stefanklepic108 5 років тому +128

    YEAA we homebrewd the worst class into the best one by looking at the bloodhound from apex legends

    • @mr.paperbag771
      @mr.paperbag771 5 років тому +14

      MAY *ALLFATHER* GIVE US STRENGTH

    • @stefanklepic108
      @stefanklepic108 5 років тому +10

      @@mr.paperbag771 *I AM THE HUNTER THE GODS HAVE SENT*

    • @rayar3234
      @rayar3234 5 років тому

      That sounds rlly cool dude

    • @stefanklepic108
      @stefanklepic108 5 років тому +8

      @@rayar3234 i know we practiclly gave hunter subclass eye of the god and ultra focus as spells that can be used one needed specal points called gods points one per use and the other just a short rest the first one allowed you to get the lvl 20 bonus on enything you are curently fighting (ultra focus) and the other showed you every living ( dosent work on undead) creature in 100 feet. Other than that we got a paladin gave him balista and made him yell BALISTA MOUNTED AND LOADED every time he used it he was our lord tachanka(rainbow six siege refrence )

    • @muriloantonio3148
      @muriloantonio3148 5 років тому

      @@stefanklepic108 Oh my god, lord Paladhanka kkkkkk

  • @negativo8918
    @negativo8918 4 роки тому +2

    Ranger with volley and that sweet crowd control is actually quite good

  • @TheCoolerDrilis
    @TheCoolerDrilis 5 років тому +3

    4:57
    The exact same scenario I bring up when I ask what kind of campaign it's going to be before we start.

  • @jamyamosely4573
    @jamyamosely4573 5 років тому +2

    I'm playing a Tabaxi Lv.2 ranger/Lv.1 rogue for an assassin/sniper build. Hunters mark and sneak attack are a pretty nice combo so far. And with the Tabaxi Feline Agility trait zooming around the map can make some interesting strategy. It's really fun! I recommend the multiclass.

  • @joelsasmad
    @joelsasmad 4 роки тому +4

    The gloomstalker doesn't just get an extra d8, they get an extra attack that does an extra d8 on top. Aslo Xanathar fixed favored enemy to add hit and damage.

  • @charliekeene2856
    @charliekeene2856 5 років тому +1

    Out of all the songs, this is by far my favorite, I'm legit laugh crying

  • @00784865
    @00784865 5 років тому +46

    Country ROOOAAADDSS, take me home, to the PLAACEE I BELOOONGG...

  • @johnnycacao
    @johnnycacao 4 роки тому +2

    I had a friend that was making a new char after the death of his previous one. He picked ranger with grasslands as his favored terrain. Literally on the next session a horde of orcs fended the party off to a desert where the whole second chapter of the campaign would pass

  • @djsalad5752
    @djsalad5752 4 роки тому +4

    You forgot that Ranger is an INT CASTER

  • @Skellbit1999
    @Skellbit1999 5 років тому

    So glad you guys are keeping your vids going. Love them. Keep then coming. Please!

  • @Grexius
    @Grexius 2 роки тому +3

    The bit at 3:52 is absurdly funny

  • @markuskeler758
    @markuskeler758 4 роки тому +2

    That Song in the end hits home. I actually have a +10 to stealth

  • @xselinisx
    @xselinisx 5 років тому +25

    What's complicated about the revised ranger exactly? It's pretty straight forward.

    • @Lucaccino17
      @Lucaccino17 5 років тому +10

      Right? It's just the original ranger but with 1st level features that you can actually use

  • @solomonblake378
    @solomonblake378 4 роки тому +2

    As an archer IRL, that bow strung backwards at 4:04 hurts my soul.

  • @gabethegm
    @gabethegm 5 років тому +68

    The UA Ranger is in my Top 5 Favourite Classes, but the Vanilla Ranger is my least favourite next to the Warlock
    Also, Revised Beast Master is the dopest and cutest shit ever

    • @AceTaxiaGaming
      @AceTaxiaGaming 5 років тому +5

      yeah, UA is pretty awesome. I literally built a damage stacking machine with beast conclave

    • @thelandofnod2269
      @thelandofnod2269 5 років тому +8

      Did you just insult the warlock!
      fair enough

    • @AceTaxiaGaming
      @AceTaxiaGaming 5 років тому

      @@thelandofnod2269 warlock does make a great villain class IMO. running a slightly altered version of Volo's "warlock of the great old one" for my current arc's villain

    • @gabethegm
      @gabethegm 5 років тому +3

      @@thelandofnod2269 I love Hexblade but I'm not a fan of the other Warlocks. They're too week and repetitive imo

    • @ostravaofboletaria1027
      @ostravaofboletaria1027 5 років тому +1

      why don't you like short rest spells?

  • @bryanna-1771
    @bryanna-1771 4 роки тому +1

    It took me an entire year to get the Earth Wind and Fire joke

  • @Halfgnomen
    @Halfgnomen 5 років тому +50

    How to play ranger:
    Mountain Dwarf
    Horizon Walker
    Use a greatsword.
    Hit level 11
    Go 9 levels into Scout Rogue.

    • @EvanFarshadow
      @EvanFarshadow 5 років тому

      I would go 12 and 8 personally. That ASI/Feat can really help

    • @Halfgnomen
      @Halfgnomen 5 років тому

      Dont need it with that fat +2 to STR and CON

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 5 років тому

      @@Halfgnomen another feat or ASI is better than not getting it

    • @TomoeNageX
      @TomoeNageX 5 років тому

      You can’t sneak attack with a greatsword, it’d be better to take three levels of scout for the expertises and cunning action and the rest Horizon Walker Haste and Hold Monster.

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 5 років тому

      @@TomoeNageX or instead of a greatsword dual wield 2 shortswords or scimitars instead (or 2 rapiers if you take the Dual wielder feat, although I would re-flavour the rapier as Sai or Stilletto blades etc... because dual wielding Rapiers is ludicrous), the Rogues sneak attack has to use either a finesse weapon or a ranged weapon it doesn't say anything about having to use dexterity (I know ranged weapons must use dexterity but with finesse weapons give you a choice) so you could make a strength based Rogue but you would be spreading yourself pretty thin multiclassing into ranger (strength for attacking, dexterity for stealth, acrobatics and the almighty Dexterity saving throw and wisdom for perception and survival . . . and constitution too for survivability) . . . . At this point just picking a different more suitable race like Halfling, Gnome, Half-Elf, Human or Wood-Elf would make things much easier

  • @mrslasher1064
    @mrslasher1064 5 років тому

    I love making my players feel badass,it gives me joy as a dm to see them have fun with all the cool Homebrew systems I make up and I've made one up for rangers,it's called terrain attunement,basically a ranger can attune themselves to the terrain they're in,learning it's lay out,the creatures that reside in it and how to traverse the terrain safely,for example if the party was in a forest but ends up in the underdark a ranger during a short rest can attune themselves to the underdark and learn about it's lay out,it's really fun and it made people who come to play my games wanna play a ranger even more...

  • @Hailix4240
    @Hailix4240 5 років тому +109

    My dm loves rangers.
    He doesn’t understand how monk works.
    He doesn’t know how paladins work.
    He has played dnd for 7 years.
    **i think I need a new party**

    • @pv1612
      @pv1612 4 роки тому +3

      Mechanically or Conceptually?

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 роки тому +14

      Monk: "Ya punch shit!"
      Paladin: "Ya smite shit!"
      How hard could this be to understand?!

    • @Hailix4240
      @Hailix4240 4 роки тому +3

      Rooks McGee mechanically.

    • @Hailix4240
      @Hailix4240 4 роки тому +4

      NinjaBluefyre he doesn’t understand how flurry of blows works. Thinks that martial arts applies to each hit, hitting twice every time. He doesn’t know you get *one* bonus action. Not 30.
      He also had no idea what lay on hands is.

    • @meme0taker87
      @meme0taker87 4 роки тому +3

      @@Hailix4240 did..... did he not read the phb

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 3 роки тому +1

    Ranger was the first character I ever played, long ago when 4e wasn't even an idea. Just me, my giant bat, and my bow, ruling the sky.

  • @joedredd1168
    @joedredd1168 5 років тому +4

    I love the Ranger, my favourite class in D&D.

  • @zepaduse97
    @zepaduse97 4 роки тому +2

    I think natural explorer should allow you to change your favorite terrain on each long rest similar to restoring spell slots.

  • @MrMaxamumdes
    @MrMaxamumdes 5 років тому +24

    Honestly just play revised ranger with the new subclasses. There is literally no downside as it just makes the class better.

  • @ohiomoon1813
    @ohiomoon1813 4 роки тому +1

    One thing I Homebrew with the ranger is that on top of being able to track the Favored Enemy better and learn its language, you also do extra damage to it equal to your proficiency bonus. It helps out at earlier levels

  • @xanathar8659
    @xanathar8659 5 років тому +1

    "Track the li- fuck the fuckin kill the lich rangers are rad yee-haw" I'm dying.

  • @MSOGameShow
    @MSOGameShow 5 років тому +3

    Though it may be silly, I've always thought of the Ranger as a nature-based paladin (and druids as nature-based clerics), since they get their power from nature whereas paladins get their powers from gods.

  • @martinburin4432
    @martinburin4432 5 років тому

    Videos like this are pure gold :D The song especially :D

  • @KlausWonderstrap
    @KlausWonderstrap 5 років тому +7

    3:18 I LOST MY SHIT. BEST EARTH WIND AND FIRE REFERENCE EVER.

  • @cloud5buster
    @cloud5buster 11 місяців тому +1

    Foe Slayer: Good grief. Draconic Sorcerers get most of what Foe Slayer does at 6th level with elemental affinity.

  • @romeox6472
    @romeox6472 5 років тому +7

    Ur not walking right I know ima ranger
    I'm in love with all da music perfect play on take me home country roads 10 outta 10

  • @jamesnewell1876
    @jamesnewell1876 5 років тому +2

    I am so happy for the UA class feature variants. With those I was putting out more damage than the Barbarian and Paladin combined.

  • @dragonlemur3271
    @dragonlemur3271 5 років тому +23

    I really wish the ranger was at least adequate. My friend is playing a ranger and all he does is shoot at the enemy and has his wolf eat people. I just wish he could do more.

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 5 років тому +2

      _cough_ Horizon Walker _cough_ _cough_

    • @goolabbolshevish1t651
      @goolabbolshevish1t651 4 роки тому +2

      Try looking into 4e DND or 1e pathfinder rule sets and see if your dm will allow them. They are better in both.

  • @user-ft3jq5vi2l
    @user-ft3jq5vi2l 5 років тому +1

    *meditation*
    I HAVE CONCLUDED THAT THERE ARE 15,000,4322 SPIDERS IN A 6-MILE RADIUS!