Jay Leno Truth in Labeling 3/2005

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  • Опубліковано 5 лип 2019
  • Jay reveals the real names of common products.
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  • @MikeBrown-ex9nh
    @MikeBrown-ex9nh 3 роки тому +49

    I call wine in a box cardbordeaux.

  • @cynthiahusband106
    @cynthiahusband106 Місяць тому +2

    Miss Leno like hell with the world upside down he made me laugh , god I miss him.

  • @ObservantHistorian
    @ObservantHistorian 3 роки тому +15

    Truth in labeling: Budweiser, the Margarine of Beers.

  • @jamescollins4500
    @jamescollins4500 4 роки тому +77

    What is sad is that Jay would no longer be able to say these jokes. Thanks for the memories.

    • @TheValoisMadness
      @TheValoisMadness 4 роки тому +10

      I was literally just going to comment all of this. Thank you for being a kindred spirit!

    • @austinteutsch
      @austinteutsch 4 роки тому +8

      Amen. That you PC liberal bullshit assholes who cause America to lose her sense of humor.

    • @waynelast1685
      @waynelast1685 4 роки тому +7

      Why not? The jokes are fine.

    • @jamezkpal2361
      @jamezkpal2361 4 роки тому +4

      @@waynelast1685 Gay Heineken?

    • @Vickyvee97
      @Vickyvee97 4 роки тому +8

      Yea everyone is special snowflakes these days.

  • @rikkr1307
    @rikkr1307 4 роки тому +13

    I don't believe in bullying or intentionally offending someone else but this country has become sissified on an epic scale. Your correct, couldn't say this stuff anymore.

  • @misslizzie2007
    @misslizzie2007 5 років тому +33

    haha...I remember when Jay Leno used to do this! Thank you!

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 3 роки тому +1

      Gee, you remember? Thanks for letting us know.

  • @nathankrush3289
    @nathankrush3289 3 роки тому +4

    Jay Leno was the best. You guys can talk about other things, like the products, but Jay's what made things funny. Isn't that why you're watching?

  • @nicktaylor2657
    @nicktaylor2657 Рік тому +3

    Wine in a box: Adult juice box 😏

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 2 роки тому +3

    "Kiddie Jägermeister" Is a good name for a band.

  • @tomhaskett5161
    @tomhaskett5161 3 роки тому +4

    The medical name for Viagra is 'Mycoxafloppin' (Bette Middler joke)

  • @hellmuth26
    @hellmuth26 3 роки тому +5

    It's funny when he mentions google and everyone cheers, if that were done now I think the audience wouldn't even react at all because google has become so ubiquitous.

  • @mummra7
    @mummra7 2 роки тому +4

    the funniest thing was "the fda constantly working to protect you the consumer, hah!!"

  • @claiborneeastjr4129
    @claiborneeastjr4129 Рік тому +3

    Jay was so talented and funny. Kevin adds so much to the bits, such as this, and the 99-cent store items. Since Jay, left, I don't watch any late night TV show, as they're all garbage. No talent , boring , narcissistic hosts, bad announcer, crappy bands and boring, obnoxious guests. No talent on late night TV anymore. How sad. I loved Carson and Leno. Now I watch old westerns at night - much better quality entertainment.

  • @wildwinebert
    @wildwinebert 4 роки тому +12

    2020 google owns the world

  • @CheckThisOut77
    @CheckThisOut77 Рік тому +2

    Jay AND Kenny were so funny.

  • @jacksagrafsky4936
    @jacksagrafsky4936 4 роки тому +29

    He couldn't do any jokes with Michael Jackson in them. Because he was a witness in the trial of Jackson.

    • @ciderfan823
      @ciderfan823 3 роки тому +5

      Thanks. I wondered about that.

    • @billmers3219
      @billmers3219 3 роки тому +5

      Damn what the hell did he witness?

  • @duckmeister5385
    @duckmeister5385 4 роки тому +18

    Always handy to have Drew Carey waiting in the wings.

  • @equine2020
    @equine2020 2 місяці тому +1

    Leno was the best.

  • @hendyallen5993
    @hendyallen5993 4 роки тому +9

    What happened to the couple who didn't know the difference between window putty and KY jelly?
    Their windows fell out.

  • @revinevan87
    @revinevan87 2 роки тому +1

    Wow. on a playlist full of Leno and Whose Line, there's a CROSSOVER

  • @1964DB
    @1964DB 3 роки тому +2

    If he's quick on the draw, you could call KY Jelly "Jiffy Lube".

  • @ericsmith8373
    @ericsmith8373 4 місяці тому

    "Childrens Benadryl" = "Kiddie Mickey"

  • @burtonwilliams5355
    @burtonwilliams5355 4 роки тому +10

    ''man starch''

  • @robadams5799
    @robadams5799 2 роки тому +1

    Jay Leno mentions Ewan McGregor's name--cheers from all the ladies in the audience. Nicole Ritchie--crickets.

  • @parkmallbaby
    @parkmallbaby Рік тому

    Drew Carrey was everywhere in the 90s and early 2000s even in the The Sims he crashed my party.

  • @rondarnell949
    @rondarnell949 Рік тому +2

    If you were to only read the ingredients on the Alpo dog food and the beef stew, you would rather have the dog food

    • @brianstratton8767
      @brianstratton8767 7 місяців тому

      Yeah..I used to eat Dinty Moore a couple times a week w/a buttered roll back waay back in the 80's but now it seems pretty gross:(

  • @chadhenry9993
    @chadhenry9993 2 роки тому +1

    Why couldn't he do the Michael Jackson/bleach product?

  • @BaconTomatoCheese
    @BaconTomatoCheese 2 роки тому +3

    Actually, “Michael Jackson’s Aftershave” would be rebranded today as “Trump’s Covid Cure” today

  • @blaws6684
    @blaws6684 3 роки тому +8

    Seems shortly after 2008 some people went nuts, and others lost their humor entirely

    • @1964DB
      @1964DB 3 роки тому +1

      Yep. And political satire died. Now everybody is just plain angry and they think name calling is comedy.

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat 13 днів тому

      More like 2012

  • @johnnyballenatl
    @johnnyballenatl Рік тому

    If Leno did this today, the new name for OFF! Deep Woods or Cutter? *“Pete Davidson Repellent”* (because you may never know who’s next on Pete Davidson’s radar after Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Kim Kardashian, and Emily Ratajkowski)!

  • @jessemarcus
    @jessemarcus 3 роки тому +1

    Truth in advertising....its no longer wine in a box.....its Cardboardeaux

  • @CrazyFreak714
    @CrazyFreak714 7 місяців тому +1

    4:28 😅😂

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR 4 роки тому +6

    Why was Drew there lol

    • @TyTEI
      @TyTEI 4 роки тому +10

      Jay got in trouble with Michael Jackson's attorneys when Michael was going through trial. In order to avoid getting sued by Michael Jackson, Jay was issued a gag order by the court to not say any jokes about Michael Jackson. Jay found "creative" ways around this order though. As you clearly saw!

    • @FranchiseSHR
      @FranchiseSHR 4 роки тому +5

      @@TyTEI makes sense

    • @Tedybear315
      @Tedybear315 4 роки тому +6

      @@TyTEI One has to wonder about the insanity of that. Can't crack jokes about Jackson, as he's in a trial. It's called comedic license and satire. Only in CA (and NYC) would such insanity be allowed to trump "Freedom of Speech"

  • @thumper6425
    @thumper6425 2 роки тому

    💜

  • @waynelast1685
    @waynelast1685 4 роки тому +2

    What ever happened to Dinty Moore?

  • @svjim1
    @svjim1 3 роки тому

    That cheese might work.

  • @J.A.706
    @J.A.706 Рік тому

    As I continue to watch these, and some old Ellen Degen., I realize how politically correctness has snuck in slowly. I keep being surprised at jokes about the disabled, minority races, overweight people, etc. Not saying it's right or wrong, just pointing out that the changes came about so slowly that I didn't even know it happened until I spent time with these past comedians. Most people who aren't disabled, of minority races, or overweight think the jokes are great and everyone should stop being offended snowflakes. I'd love to hear from a seriously disabled or seriously overweight person on how they handle this. In today's world, when Trump made fun of a disabled person, people hated him with a vengeance. Maybe it's also partially about who's delivering the ridicule of these people/groups. In other words, it's fine if it's Ellen but not if it's Trump. Or, it's great if it's Trump but not one of those "liberal Hollywood comedians."

  • @afriend9428
    @afriend9428 3 роки тому +2

    *Michael Jackson died 2009* ☹️

    • @syxepop
      @syxepop 3 роки тому +1

      If you read the title this show clip was from 3+ years earlier.... (I don't think YT was online yet, but it wouldn't be long)

  • @SimplyTakuma
    @SimplyTakuma 9 місяців тому

    Kiddie Jägermeister 🤣

  • @WhiteTriForce
    @WhiteTriForce 3 роки тому +2

    The black guy doesn't need Viagra, after he seen that chicken ! 👉😝👈

    • @WhiteTriForce
      @WhiteTriForce 2 роки тому +1

      @@MelodyJ_123
      you're excused ! 🤭

  • @conniepenner4795
    @conniepenner4795 3 роки тому

    Oh that was mean but awesome The Kirsty thigh enhancer

  • @Sunspot1225.
    @Sunspot1225. 3 роки тому +1

    Google. True

  • @freddyjefferson4526
    @freddyjefferson4526 3 роки тому

    The wine isn’t bad

  • @jimh4167
    @jimh4167 3 роки тому

    Not Wifey lube
    It's Partner lube

  • @johnbird7100
    @johnbird7100 2 роки тому

    …. Scotch people ??

  • @Rickshaw881
    @Rickshaw881 4 роки тому +9

    "I like Scotch people.."" Cripes,, Scotch is a drink. The people are called Scottish. Major fail.

    • @AML2000
      @AML2000 4 роки тому +3

      Sounds like he said "Scots people" to me.

    • @fuscinula
      @fuscinula 4 роки тому +6

      He said Scotch, which is the old fashioned way of saying Scottish people. Nothing wrong here.

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 3 роки тому

      Criticism from someone calling himself 'rickshaw'?

    • @Rickshaw881
      @Rickshaw881 3 роки тому

      @@waynemarvin5661 your problem with your homosexuality, is your problem. Why are you trying to bring others in on it?

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 роки тому +1

      WHO CARES, LOL? IT'S A JOKE..

  • @meme-rk4tz
    @meme-rk4tz 3 роки тому +2

    Dinty Moore beef stew is worst than Alpo.

  • @asianfireflie
    @asianfireflie 4 роки тому

    🥦🥑🍆

    • @syxepop
      @syxepop 3 роки тому

      Everything PHALIC and them some... (forgot 🥒and 🍌)

  • @rickprusak9326
    @rickprusak9326 Рік тому

    The only one laughing on Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show is Jimmy. He's always smiling because he's high on something before he steps on stage.