Search for “large groups of hermit crabs” videos...enjoy the adorable little hoardes of clinking and clanking shells and adorable not so soulless eyestalks...
*💞Time Stamps💞* 0:00 😓I Loved My Girlfriend So I Gave Her Crabs😓 26:26 😶Room 101 These Walls Have Eyes😶 36:20 🤪I Am A Powerful Wizard Who Brews Magic Potions🤪 49:45 😓My Task Force Was Ordered To Track A Creature Called Sirenhead😓 1:07:26 💋My Strange Neighbor Seems To Know An Awful Lot About The Red Liquid💋 1:25:37 🤗Skater Girl🤗 1:49:27 🥺I Was So Proud Of My Wife For Becoming An Organ Donor🥺 2:02:12 😘What Happened In Kyrgyzstan Made Me Question Everything😘 2:13:56 😇I Installed Hidden Cameras To Catch My Wife Cheating😇
MCP you’re my favourite narrator by far. The stories you choose are all brilliant, especially the longer complete stories, love my property isn’t normal, gas station tales series, to name but a few.!!!
Hey MCP, just wanted to say on behalf of all listeners, thank you for continuously working hard for us to listen in on our favourite narrator. Keep up the hard work, love ya MCP
Am I the only one who almost cried at the end the skater girl one? Like, jeez. The story was sad enough but MCP's expressive voice made it all the more depressing. And what's worse is that could actually happen. Its so sad.
Most upsetting one by far is Skater Girl. Not because of fabled monsters but because of the real ones. The story of Skater Girl is not one far off. R.I.P Rebecca
As one of my favorite creepypasta narrators ever l, I gotta say, in the very first couple minutes you did "I loved my girlfriend so I gave her crabs." And you were talking about making pasta & stirring the bologna sauce! It's bolognese! 😂 Pronounced like this "bowl in A's" for next time.. 😉 😉 And of course you're still my favorite creepypasta narrator! God bless brother!
Everytime i'm about to listen to one of these pasta's, I always pause and hesitate, I know what i'm about to do to myself and I know the repurcussions but I can never steer away. I always get lured in. There's something wrong with me.
I had to make the decision to take my lil brother (28) off life support. He was an organ donor. He saved 4 people they tell me. So that last one was hard and horrible to hear.
The hermit crabs remind me of when I went to Cuba. We were being driven back to our hotel from just having our dinner and there were, like, hundreds of crabs crossing the road, but we just drove through. We may have squished a few 😬
Girl friend trapped in a house with a naked man that I left her alone outside to watch and I’m worried about attacking him head on to save her because he’s naked so let me leave her alone while I get someone to help ME 🤦🏾♀️
Hi Mr C. P. I love it. All 9 ,freaky shit. I think short horror stories beat long ones. I didn't always think that ,but times and styles change in 5 decades. James Herbert died ,Clive hasn't written anything since Scarlet gospels (the last good long book I've read the last 10 yrs). I shall have to start checking some of "your" authors books. Carry on mate...
What a collection! Your narration during, My Strange Neighbor, was heartbreaking and exhilarating at the same time. Remember us when you read for the big names🫂
Lol, my 2 crabs names were Sir Spaz Crab Attack and Lord Kitty, King Of The Crab Cave...they became so close they were 2 grumpy old roommates...eventually they didn’t even need to be separated when molting...they moved with me 9 times and lived with ME for over 20 great years before Spaz went to the great big Crabitat In The Sky, and Kitty followed him less than a Yr later...this story made me smile, and that’s a rare occasion these days. Thank You.
story 1: hermit crab naked men story 2: hotel room kinkshames druggie story 3: child poisons moms bf cause a hobo told him to story 4: wendigo story 5: the sweating walls but instead its about the devil more later story 6: avril lavigne songs turned traumatic story 7: organ donor transformer story 8: monster time story 9: maneater
I was picturing the crustaceans from Little Mermaid and now I can't get that damn "Under The Sea" song out of my head. How do I still know all the words 27 or 28 years later?
I lived in a big, fancy condo. That had other apartness Dow the hill close to my place and there was another at the base of the hill. If the people in front of us would leave their windows open and their balcony’s.. I could see them with myna
Ah, yes, the boyfriend that saved himself rather than protecting the girl he loves. Further, THE POWER IS DOWN! He's not going to be able to call the cops (with a landline, anyway). He certainly didn't think much.
@@MsScarletwings I thought it would be revealed to be the kids real father, who was jealous of mom's new boyfriend. That would explain the "wizard" knowing so much about th e kid...
Haha has anyone ever told you how amazingly creepy the dudes are in these story’s. Not in a scary way but in a I live in my moms basement, with a cat named Draco bc you wish it was a dragon, you have never had a kiss at 25 or 30 and for some weird reason you really think the SUPER CREEPER EXPRESS writing about some chick like you are some deep love poet or something. For all the guys listening that do this stuff, I WILL NEVER WORK, STOP ITS JUST CREEPY.
This crab story pissed me off. I feel like it wasn’t intended to be humorous in general, and the characters made idiotic decisions. It was somehow worse than cliche at the end.
One thing I don't like about these videos is that it doesn't have any real stories about Quarantines or relating to them, it's basically just a re-upload of videos he released in the passed week or so put together into one video.
Ok on the I love my girlfriend I gave her crabs , what the hell kinda dude leaves his girl out in the snow to watch the crazy naked man while HE goes to call the police.....
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“Stay outside with the psycho pouring crabs down our chimney, I’ll go inside the safe house and call the cops” 🤦🏽♀️
ikr!😐
Right, suuuuppppeeerrrr smart
Dur hur... soy boys... hyuck
@@blazing_goomba9330 jjjkjkoojokjkjoio
Right?!?
Lmao these hermit crabs really said “ no homies left behind”
Hahahahahaha
Search for “large groups of hermit crabs” videos...enjoy the adorable little hoardes of clinking and clanking shells and adorable not so soulless eyestalks...
I’m waiting for this to happen
I'm in hospital today. Crashed my bike. Lacerated liver and fractured ribs n jaw. Thank god for your channel. Works well with painkillers xx
Get well soon😇😇😇
Ouchh.. I wish you a speedy recovery!
Hope you're feeling better soon
Here’s hoping you heal up well and stay safe!
Waiting for your creepypasta. "My Bike Rode Me!""
“I loved my girlfriend, so I gave her crabs” that’s amazing... yeah, he gave her crabs...
Right
what a thoughtful boyfriend
What a clickbait.... well i guess he wasnt lying...
Derpachu Lel 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Misery Dark very true! & smart! Lol! 😂🤣🤪🙃
*💞Time Stamps💞*
0:00 😓I Loved My Girlfriend So I Gave Her Crabs😓
26:26 😶Room 101 These Walls Have Eyes😶
36:20 🤪I Am A Powerful Wizard Who Brews Magic Potions🤪
49:45 😓My Task Force Was Ordered To Track A Creature Called Sirenhead😓
1:07:26 💋My Strange Neighbor Seems To Know An Awful Lot About The Red Liquid💋
1:25:37 🤗Skater Girl🤗
1:49:27 🥺I Was So Proud Of My Wife For Becoming An Organ Donor🥺
2:02:12 😘What Happened In Kyrgyzstan Made Me Question Everything😘
2:13:56 😇I Installed Hidden Cameras To Catch My Wife Cheating😇
This took a long time to make I hope y’all like it
@@taylorzamora5323 yes thank you the wizard one was boing and took forever to skip
Reece Fulton no problem
skater girl was sad
MCP you’re my favourite narrator by far. The stories you choose are all brilliant, especially the longer complete stories, love my property isn’t normal, gas station tales series, to name but a few.!!!
Hey MCP, just wanted to say on behalf of all listeners, thank you for continuously working hard for us to listen in on our favourite narrator. Keep up the hard work, love ya MCP
"I loved my girlfriend, so I gave her crabs."
just the title alone is nightmare fuel!
Am I the only one who almost cried at the end the skater girl one? Like, jeez. The story was sad enough but MCP's expressive voice made it all the more depressing. And what's worse is that could actually happen. Its so sad.
I'm late but yea dude bummed me tf out at work lmao
"Rocket surgery" and "brain science" fucking killed me.
The second one, I was convinced he was just hallucinating, but then I remembered that the guy from the beginning gouged his eyes out
"Blood surfer with identical white hoodies"? That's a Jeff The Killer reference, isn't it?
Thats what I thought too lmao
OK yes
Love his girl and surfer voice, 10/10
I feel like MCP would be a great Voice actor. All of his stories have so much emotion put into it and his voice just just perfect
Yeah I like his narration better than all others
Most upsetting one by far is Skater Girl. Not because of fabled monsters but because of the real ones. The story of Skater Girl is not one far off. R.I.P Rebecca
As one of my favorite creepypasta narrators ever l, I gotta say, in the very first couple minutes you did "I loved my girlfriend so I gave her crabs." And you were talking about making pasta & stirring the bologna sauce! It's bolognese! 😂 Pronounced like this "bowl in A's" for next time.. 😉 😉 And of course you're still my favorite creepypasta narrator! God bless brother!
Everytime i'm about to listen to one of these pasta's, I always pause and hesitate, I know what i'm about to do to myself and I know the repurcussions but I can never steer away. I always get lured in. There's something wrong with me.
This channel is preschool. If you really want to feel the creeps you need some Dark Somnium or Mr Creeps
That first story was the worst i’ve heard in a while lol
G G yeah, can’t say it’s the best
It’s not great, but with the right mental projection, it’s a decently creepy image
@@RetroWrathX13B I loved my girlfriend so I gave her HIV
Bet you'd really enjoy all my scary story narrations though (;
Its very 1970 twilight zone
Thank you for your amazing uploads 😊
*Rises from the grave* yes another one
I had to make the decision to take my lil brother (28) off life support. He was an organ donor. He saved 4 people they tell me. So that last one was hard and horrible to hear.
I am so sorry for your loss!!!
Thank you for blessing us with these in this time of quarantine 😌
Damn, I'm so early, there's still no time stamps-
The monster in the first story was just Santa Claws
Lolololol bologna sauce 1:31
Anyone else think of Jerry "Marlboro" when the surfer dude 1st spoke?
If I was one of those crabs I'd have a sick sense of humor
Much love to the best creepy stories Chanel on here, just a question what happend to ”how did we get here” chapter of the gas station series?
I believe he deleted them as the author released it as an audiobook
I was wondering this too. Guess I gotta buy an audiobook!
Cant wait to listen to this. Thanks!
The hermit crabs remind me of when I went to Cuba. We were being driven back to our hotel from just having our dinner and there were, like, hundreds of crabs crossing the road, but we just drove through. We may have squished a few 😬
I live for these videos ❤
"Omg they're cuter than baby yoda cuddling a kitten!!"
hehehe
The real problem is... how do you cut a cake into 7 uniform pieces?
easily, you just don't cut it straight through the middle at any point
@@paleoleft I just thought of an idea, I can meaure the perimeter of the cake and divide it into 7 equal segments....
Carefully
Well since he said several and not seven it's a problem he didn't have to worry about. :p
Nothing is cuter than baby Yoda petting a kitten
This is fire
tfw you're so early the video isn't even out yet
But it is what it is and you can't deal with what it is
Just cause he said he wanted to give his girlfriend crabs I don't think he actually meant death by crabs
MCP: NOO!!! His neighbors: I don't know wether I should watch his channel, or call 911?
"Deranged Hermitcrab wielding lunatics" is not something I expected to hear today lol
I love your videos and your voice 😁 I sometimes fall asleep when you I watch your videos with ear phones
If you enjoyed this one then youll really enjoy my creepy stories narrations
Oh thank you for the recommendation 😃
Girl friend trapped in a house with a naked man that I left her alone outside to watch and I’m worried about attacking him head on to save her because he’s naked so let me leave her alone while I get someone to help ME 🤦🏾♀️
He just didn't think he could beat him with a broken ankle. It's kinda justified.
Leaving her outside less so
Lol, the bologna sauce
Skater girl crushes me dude-excellent!
the first guy sounds like he is on ectasy hahaha
You mean lsd
@@andradadi whatever maybe
Bryan's got crabs!!!!!!
Hi Mr C. P. I love it. All 9 ,freaky shit. I think short horror stories beat long ones. I didn't always think that ,but times and styles change in 5 decades. James Herbert died ,Clive hasn't written anything since Scarlet gospels (the last good long book I've read the last 10 yrs). I shall have to start checking some of "your" authors books. Carry on mate...
Man that crab story had a good build up.
What a collection! Your narration during, My Strange Neighbor, was heartbreaking and exhilarating at the same time. Remember us when you read for the big names🫂
What expression was like my profile picture when I heard about the crabs
I was gonna get some hermit crabs but uh nevermind
Lol, my 2 crabs names were Sir Spaz Crab Attack and Lord Kitty, King Of The Crab Cave...they became so close they were 2 grumpy old roommates...eventually they didn’t even need to be separated when molting...they moved with me 9 times and lived with ME for over 20 great years before Spaz went to the great big Crabitat In The Sky, and Kitty followed him less than a Yr later...this story made me smile, and that’s a rare occasion these days. Thank You.
24:25 I don't know why but this made me crack up lol
story 1: hermit crab naked men
story 2: hotel room kinkshames druggie
story 3: child poisons moms bf cause a hobo told him to
story 4: wendigo
story 5: the sweating walls but instead its about the devil
more later
story 6: avril lavigne songs turned traumatic
story 7: organ donor transformer
story 8: monster time
story 9: maneater
Oh my gosh- XD This is great-
I think you mean "Story 1: Invasion of Santa Claws"
The strange neighbor story is brutal
45:05
Naw, lil bro called him a rat 😭
I was picturing the crustaceans from Little Mermaid and now I can't get that damn "Under The Sea" song out of my head. How do I still know all the words 27 or 28 years later?
Ok so he "found the tracks of the naked man and saw his large brown sack"??? Nice, author.... Nice. LOL
Not tricks, Billy. Illusions.
So the potion was poison?
This nerd would never survive a fight with a bully. Thanks for the stories
I lived in a big, fancy condo. That had other apartness Dow the hill close to my place and there was another at the base of the hill. If the people in front of us would leave their windows open and their balcony’s.. I could see them with myna
And suddenly I don't want hermit craps!
So do you go to the casino and play crabs?
The wife becoming an organ donor reminded me of the delightful children from down the lane
ngl the first one is hilarious
I fucking hate that the ones like skater girl are so good they make me fucking cry so much
🤣🤣 like a little suit
Lol....bologna sauce? I hope Bolognese (ball-lawn-ayes)
Taggart the monster hunter.. Hmmm.. Like Eureka?
Room 101 is so typical.... I can watch anyone I want but when something's watching me "ohh no I'm being oppressed" XD lol
Ngl that stator girl one is act sad
Ah, yes, the boyfriend that saved himself rather than protecting the girl he loves. Further, THE POWER IS DOWN! He's not going to be able to call the cops (with a landline, anyway).
He certainly didn't think much.
I don’t get the wizard one, did he imagine it or?? I know he poisoned him and all but I don’t know how the wizard ties in
It's left vague, horror of the unknown type of thing. It's not the most clever ending, but hey.
Zephryoz wizard was probably just a crazy bum who fled the cave after basically telling kid to murder someone, so he wouldn’t be found by police.
@@MsScarletwings I thought it would be revealed to be the kids real father, who was jealous of mom's new boyfriend. That would explain the "wizard" knowing so much about th e kid...
Mom's spaghetti
Haha has anyone ever told you how amazingly creepy the dudes are in these story’s. Not in a scary way but in a I live in my moms basement, with a cat named Draco bc you wish it was a dragon, you have never had a kiss at 25 or 30 and for some weird reason you really think the SUPER CREEPER EXPRESS writing about some chick like you are some deep love poet or something. For all the guys listening that do this stuff, I WILL NEVER WORK, STOP ITS JUST CREEPY.
The first story did nothing but make me laugh
Hmm it's January 2021 and I don't think these videos kept me sane. Oh well, the world is pretty insane so I'll just go with the flow.
Ily
Is this a true crime fiction channel or creepypasti
D Fak is the correct way to say it. Not spelling it
That brother reiley voice at 1:13:00
THE ENGINEERS I WAS RIGHT, ITS A GAS STATION UNIVERSE STORY
that IS brother reiley
santa crab
This crab story pissed me off. I feel like it wasn’t intended to be humorous in general, and the characters made idiotic decisions. It was somehow worse than cliche at the end.
Just an fyi DFAC is pronounced Dee Fak. FOB is FAH-B
One thing I don't like about these videos is that it doesn't have any real stories about Quarantines or relating to them, it's basically just a re-upload of videos he released in the passed week or so put together into one video.
I didn't understand the first one can someone explain it please
*These* are the best?
Really???
These clowns don’t have Wi-Fi, or does the writer not know about it? He’s one of those Hollywood types. Get this guy a movie deal!
Bruh Delta Force is Army not Marine Corps
Pronounced like BALL-OH-KNEES sauce lol
4 months isn’t shit try doing that as long as I have
Can someone link me the Siren head one I can't find it
Does Steve hurt you or your mom? Or does he just like the mom and loves her?
A Liz suit
If Ibwas the hidden camera husband I would have kept her around. Hes crazy to kick that to the curb.
Never met another vet or active member who repeatedly named the abbreviation D.F.A.C majority just say DFAC [Dee-Fack]
They police didn’t notice how his wife’s body was still wearing her skin? That a person could not do? And all the other people were just a dream?
mmmmmmmm rat poison, window cleaner and sugar delicious in your morning coffee
Spoilers
Never gonna give you 👆...
Ok on the I love my girlfriend I gave her crabs , what the hell kinda dude leaves his girl out in the snow to watch the crazy naked man while HE goes to call the police.....
the organ donor story is just distrubing