Real Time with Bill Maher: New Rule - Learn How to Take a Joke (HBO)

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  • @CanadianRaven13
    @CanadianRaven13 6 років тому +3173

    Seinfeld is one of the most vanilla, non-offensive comedians ever. If he offends you then there is something wrong with you.

    • @pandorasbox4238
      @pandorasbox4238 6 років тому +130

      CanadianRaven13 No kidding! All hell would break loose if someone like Carlin showed up. He made a point to be offensive to sensitive people. Hell, he did an entire skit about suicide.

    • @jackjohnson-wv5fh
      @jackjohnson-wv5fh 6 років тому +13

      @@pandorasbox4238 oh they would burn him alive

    • @zybch
      @zybch 6 років тому +75

      The worst that can be said for Seinfeld is that hes just not very funny.God I wish we still had Carlin.

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 6 років тому +2

      True

    • @Satimy
      @Satimy 5 років тому +24

      @@jackjohnson-wv5fh Carlin would burn them all first

  • @adman1381
    @adman1381 9 років тому +1663

    Once again, Bill nails it 100%.

    • @joeberg3317
      @joeberg3317 9 років тому +35

      BartJ583 Carlin hated religion as much as Bill does. They would still be on the same side on Islam being a crock.

    • @BrokenCDprodux
      @BrokenCDprodux 9 років тому +10

      BartJ583 Most of Carlin's later bits were rants on people... not just ideologies... "here's a list of people who oughta be killed" for instance.

    • @tibfulv
      @tibfulv 9 років тому +19

      BartJ583
      The best jokes _are_ serious.

    • @bioman123
      @bioman123 9 років тому +18

      BartJ583 Maher understands that beliefs motivate behavior. The 100% materialist view of terrorism simply doesn't work, beliefs matter.

    • @tatisjoa
      @tatisjoa 9 років тому +3

      BartJ583 bill began that segment with a Muslim joke and then said not everything is 100% true. So your 25% just makes him right and you should just learn to take a joke

  • @BarEscm
    @BarEscm 3 роки тому +195

    "Dear you little shit" Yep, that does sound like something Carlin would write back...

  • @a.nahari380
    @a.nahari380 9 років тому +247

    I am from Yemen and I love watching this show. I feel that American society is presented here clearly. the good and the bad, the dark and the light side of it is just amazing. Thank goodness I am still alive in this era of UA-cam and social media

    • @iller3
      @iller3 9 років тому +20

      Adam Nahari Stay safe, friend. May truth guide both our countries

    • @Kozar33
      @Kozar33 9 років тому

      Adam Nahari Other than this show being presented by someone with far-left wing tendencies and the audience is always far-left as well, it's somewhat fine.

    • @a.nahari380
      @a.nahari380 9 років тому +4

      I don't agree with what they're doing . their sentiment of Anti-America Anti-Semitism isn't hidden. they preface it publicly , they think god is on their sides. whoever is against them is considered a Sunni terrorist according to their beliefs. that been said, I still believe strongly that AQAP is more dangerous than the houthis.
      The Houthis want power so they can lay the road easy for Iran.
      I find myself agreeing with Prime Minister of Israel when he emphasizes on the subject of Iran.
      Iran is trying to reach out to the Shiites who live in conflict places like Yemen. Iraq,Syria
      Look !, I live in Taiz, a peaceful city it used to be until Houthis entered and wanted to impose their beliefs on the locals, so we are resisting Taiz has always been a place to many foreign students who used to come and learn Arabic and others who want to do " missionary work_wink wink "
      the point is, we were fine, I don't know why we are not fine like before.

    • @a.nahari380
      @a.nahari380 9 років тому +6

      No, I am neither. I am as infidel as the rest of world is hahah my family are Sunnis. moderate sunni and when I say moderate I mean they don't take it seriously. it's just a cultural thing. they're quite open minded

    • @a.nahari380
      @a.nahari380 9 років тому +1

      I appreciate your solidarity

  • @micoforion
    @micoforion 9 років тому +1042

    I miss George Carlin, he was so fucking funny and to the point. Sad loss.

    • @nealm6409
      @nealm6409 9 років тому +23

      mic of orion I can only imagine how many F bombs he would have dropped in his letter to the HuffPo twit. It would have left only scorched earth.

    • @WBWWproductionz
      @WBWWproductionz 9 років тому +2

      mic of orion george carlin said he agreed with most of the feminist theory he had read rofl

    • @Owalpo
      @Owalpo 9 років тому +11

      ***** Sure, but he wouldn't have stopped people from being able to joke about things. He wouldn't have wanted men to cut their dicks off or have men wear blindfolds in public.

    • @WBWWproductionz
      @WBWWproductionz 9 років тому

      *****
      no there really isn't a huge difference

    • @LonesomeSparrow7
      @LonesomeSparrow7 9 років тому +3

      ***** there is a huge difference between 1st and 2nd wave feminism and nowadays 3rd wave feminism. they don't have anything in common anymore. guess why so many people rally against it.

  • @ALFiordita
    @ALFiordita 2 роки тому +92

    Years later, I'm still laughing even though things are worse.

  • @michaelbrush741
    @michaelbrush741 6 років тому +489

    What's sad is this is from 3 years ago and things have gotten even worse.

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 5 років тому +10

      Yep. I stay home and don't open my mouth. Literally everything can be used against you.

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 4 роки тому +5

      The tide has tuned. Be of good cheer. Morning has broken...

    • @marcdemell2987
      @marcdemell2987 4 роки тому +3

      As the Bible predicted.

    • @StephenPaulTroup
      @StephenPaulTroup 4 роки тому +15

      What's even more sad is this is now from 4.5 years ago and things have only gotten worse.

    • @marcdemell2987
      @marcdemell2987 4 роки тому +8

      @@StephenPaulTroup Hypersensitivity is a problem in this bizarro world .

  • @edisoncummings6277
    @edisoncummings6277 8 років тому +2092

    "The religion of peace, with a piece of you over there and over there" was one of his best jokes that I've heard.

    • @westsideoutlaw956
      @westsideoutlaw956 8 років тому +12

      hilarious

    • @cashe18
      @cashe18 8 років тому +30

      I have to agree. That was very VERY original. And no one left crying. someone Dave these mellenials from themselves.

    • @PretentieuxJaloux
      @PretentieuxJaloux 8 років тому +5

      Reminds me of the of Montreal song An Eluardian Instance. I think yours was a typo but he says I wish David was here

    • @matman000000
      @matman000000 6 років тому +22

      It's a pretty old joke, though. Maher didn't create it.

    • @AhmedBadawy79
      @AhmedBadawy79 6 років тому +10

      i laughed like crazy

  • @quinbagwell7515
    @quinbagwell7515 4 роки тому +193

    Sometimes I watch Bill and find myself disagreeing with a lot of things he says, which is fine, I still watch.
    And I have to say that this show I agreed with every point and laughed at every single joke! He nailed this .

    • @rievans57
      @rievans57 3 роки тому +3

      Agreed.

    • @GokulOnFire
      @GokulOnFire 2 роки тому +6

      When he talked about having balls, doing this segment making Joy Reed to sit & watch upclose, now that's having balls. Kudos to Bill.

    • @BalloonInTheBalloon
      @BalloonInTheBalloon 2 роки тому +6

      Yes, disagreeing and moving on is called a part of life.

    • @Paulsofsteel
      @Paulsofsteel 2 роки тому +8

      He is what a liberal democrat used to be, thinking different from me but fun and interesting to be around.

    • @gabbyhayes1568
      @gabbyhayes1568 2 роки тому +5

      @@Paulsofsteel Absolutely. As a conservative, I still think Bill is hilarious.

  • @Mr-pz5cb
    @Mr-pz5cb 9 років тому +255

    If Carlin was still around, he would annihilate the pc police on this topic. But Bill Maher certainly does a brilliant job in calling these people into question.

    • @mysticone1798
      @mysticone1798 2 роки тому

      Maher seems to hate PC, but he doesn't seem to get that the "progressives" he often supports
      are the very people who have instituted this hateful, Marxist philosophy. Maher oddly straddles the fence.

    • @FlawlesSanshiro
      @FlawlesSanshiro 2 роки тому +1

      He would have buried us all!! 🤣
      ..and we would be better off at the end..

    • @trenauldo
      @trenauldo 2 роки тому +1

      Look thru some of his material. He’s already roasted use of language to control (which is what PC-ness is after all), and all his points are still salient to this day.

  • @Codayev
    @Codayev 5 років тому +352

    Lmoa I’m Muslim and that joke about Muslims had me tears we all need some laughs lol

    • @marcdemell2987
      @marcdemell2987 4 роки тому +5

      Aye lad.

    • @bungholeshagnasty
      @bungholeshagnasty 4 роки тому +4

      @@marcdemell2987 Exactly!

    • @skinnygumbo2700
      @skinnygumbo2700 4 роки тому

      @An Deo Oh, STFU, snowflake!

    • @hoffer54
      @hoffer54 4 роки тому

      @@skinnygumbo2700 Ah I think you are confused. An Deo is a right wing Fox news, Rush Limbaugh groupie, not a "snowflake" that means a liberal.

    • @skinnygumbo2700
      @skinnygumbo2700 4 роки тому +7

      @@hoffer54 No, idiot, "snowflake" doesn't mean "a liberal".

  • @alierenko
    @alierenko 4 роки тому +45

    I got really sad when he mentioned Carlin not being here to comment on the insanity. What a shame he isn't, such a loss

  • @V1NTAGE_ARCHIVE
    @V1NTAGE_ARCHIVE 8 років тому +1611

    We do miss George Carlin.

    • @Furykidxxx
      @Furykidxxx 6 років тому +15

      A LOT

    • @Mad_S
      @Mad_S 6 років тому +39

      I'd trade our entire political system for him. I'll throw in Hollywood to sweeten the pot.

    • @nitishvaidya3511
      @nitishvaidya3511 6 років тому +9

      Love you man. Surely, we miss him.

    • @njenga.n.n
      @njenga.n.n 6 років тому +6

      Hope he reincarnated

    • @KR-ki9hw
      @KR-ki9hw 5 років тому +10

      I saw him at my university in 1976. He was inappropriate then too, and I love him (in a manly fashion). He is sorely missed.

  • @gryffindor_weasley3476
    @gryffindor_weasley3476 8 років тому +754

    I am a muslim and I totally agree with you Maher... we all can use a laugh sometimes and no I was not offended at all by the muslim joke xD it was quite funny actually... Congratulations you have a new subscriber :)

    • @captaintaco979
      @captaintaco979 8 років тому +14

      Jeea I'll let you know Bill doesn't like Islam whatsoever from what I've seen lol. Just prepare yourself.

    • @gryffindor_weasley3476
      @gryffindor_weasley3476 8 років тому +80

      CaptainTaco97 from what I gather he is not a fan of religion in general... I think I am used to his jokes now (been watching 'new rules' a lot) XD anyway thank you for the warning :))

    • @MightyInHiding
      @MightyInHiding 7 років тому +11

      Gryffindor_Weasley I can tell you're not your typical Muslim, likely a reformer? Hopefully it's so, thumbs up!

    • @broccolinyu911
      @broccolinyu911 7 років тому +2

      hopefully you're one of those reformers or cherry pickers.

    • @donbrogan3158
      @donbrogan3158 6 років тому +5

      Gryffindor_Weasley sorry to hear you're muslim.

  • @jimblackford6680
    @jimblackford6680 4 роки тому +191

    We need comedians like George Carlin to help people realize that it's not all about the drama you want to invent.

    • @paulrobilotti9294
      @paulrobilotti9294 2 роки тому +1

      George would have a field day now, would he ever

    • @nzs316
      @nzs316 Рік тому

      Darn straight!

    • @billyboycinci
      @billyboycinci Рік тому

      Lighten the fu¢k up, they're just jokes!... Joan Rivers

    • @c.j.forever7990
      @c.j.forever7990 Рік тому

      Carlin was a master...like Mel Brooks, nothing was safe

    • @nzs316
      @nzs316 Рік тому

      @@c.j.forever7990 Nothing was considered sacred compared to todays professionally offended woke crowd.

  • @dietpepsivanilla3095
    @dietpepsivanilla3095 8 років тому +280

    I don't always agree with Maher, but he's right on here.

    • @Twocrudedudes
      @Twocrudedudes 5 років тому +1

      you don't know shit

    • @terolaitanen
      @terolaitanen 5 років тому +7

      If you always agree with somebody, then you are in a cult.

    • @lingy69
      @lingy69 5 років тому

      same

    • @hoffer54
      @hoffer54 4 роки тому

      @Kaptain Kid And then there is Schitt's Creek!

    • @juliawilly9151
      @juliawilly9151 2 роки тому

      I actually almost always agree with Bill.

  • @DaddyTre65
    @DaddyTre65 7 років тому +188

    I am not a Bill Maher fan, but this commentary was insightful, intelligent and FUNNY!

    • @marcdemell2987
      @marcdemell2987 4 роки тому +1

      Same here.

    • @DaddyTre65
      @DaddyTre65 4 роки тому +6

      @Hardrisht Chawla Too often, Bill Maher is so strident in his criticisms (especially against anyone conservative) that it's hard to listen to him.

    • @robbuchheim6478
      @robbuchheim6478 4 роки тому +5

      Roger Plummer Said Conservatives usually have it coming, and then some.

    • @Moparmaga-1
      @Moparmaga-1 4 роки тому

      @Hardrisht Chawla because he said outloud he hoped something bad would happen to the us, just so trump wouldn't get elected. He can fuck off & you know the rest

  • @davidbrock4104
    @davidbrock4104 4 роки тому +173

    Bill was on fire for this segment. Haven't laughed so much in awhile. I got a kick out of his PC guests trying to hide their disgust.

    • @craiganderson7986
      @craiganderson7986 4 роки тому +2

      Guess I was watching a different clip, they all looked like they were laughing. Except Ann Coulter, her eyes were shooting daggers!

    • @snowcrest7863
      @snowcrest7863 4 роки тому +11

      @@craiganderson7986 Better check your glasses. The rest of us see Anne Coulter as the least likely of that group to "censor" comedy or anything else that might Trigger the intolerant PC Lefties.

    • @karaokehammick5215
      @karaokehammick5215 4 роки тому +6

      @@craiganderson7986 WHat? Ann Coulter was laughing.

    • @jackiegatewood7546
      @jackiegatewood7546 4 роки тому +2

      @@craiganderson7986 I saw her laughing..as one would expect

    • @Channibear-ku
      @Channibear-ku 4 роки тому +5

      @@craiganderson7986 Ann looked like she was enjoying the most .

  • @GlobalTee
    @GlobalTee 9 років тому +35

    On point again Bill! This is true liberalism

  • @gc3k
    @gc3k 9 років тому +705

    I know that 80s nostalgia is popular among Millennials, but I guess they like Nineteen Eighty-Four the most

    • @salemyou
      @salemyou 9 років тому +24

      David Curry Your reference had been noted ;)

    • @lilmojett
      @lilmojett 9 років тому +2

      David Curry Duly and dually noted.

    • @jackgrattan1447
      @jackgrattan1447 9 років тому +4

      David Curry Nineteen Eighty Four was 31 years ago. George Orwell is spinning in his grave.

    • @creepyoursmile1654
      @creepyoursmile1654 9 років тому +20

      David Curry 1984? Ah, yes. Reminds me of Panama. I was so hot for teacher, it made me want to jump.

    • @sgsawant
      @sgsawant 9 років тому +4

      David Curry I didn't get it. Can someone explain? I don't even know what to Google.

  • @Austinpw321
    @Austinpw321 5 років тому +57

    This needs to be re-aired.

  • @mjarbo
    @mjarbo 9 років тому +2725

    This needs to be shown at college campus during orientation. That'll learn 'em. ;)

    • @digdugg89
      @digdugg89 9 років тому +55

      ***** Needs to be shown with ads, no pesky adblocks.

    • @DonMezzo
      @DonMezzo 9 років тому +5

      digdugg89 LOL. HAHAHA*snort*HA

    • @AnAlbanyExpression
      @AnAlbanyExpression 9 років тому +12

      ***** As long as those campuses don't have that pesky adblock.

    • @AK-salvador
      @AK-salvador 9 років тому +14

      ***** *_Turn off that pesky adblock_*

    • @slimmdogg2968
      @slimmdogg2968 9 років тому +6

      Fa1pa1 id have laughed too

  • @NetworKrakle
    @NetworKrakle 6 років тому +78

    “With the possible exception of the US military”
    Haha! Love that bit!

  • @colleenrae6186
    @colleenrae6186 4 роки тому +9

    I totally LOVE Bill and his humor. He makes the world go round....

  • @gingerphoenix2180
    @gingerphoenix2180 6 років тому +56

    The: "physics with Steven Hawking and jump shots with Steph Curry" was perfect.
    And 20 year old twits think they can give tips to a retired legend??
    stunning!!!

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 9 років тому +412

    " Muslim is a religion of peace! There is a piece of you here, there is a piece of you there, there is a piece of you over there ..." LOL BILL ... Brilliant!

    • @lorendaparker4764
      @lorendaparker4764 8 років тому +8

      +William H. Baird LMAO i just got it! damn Bill Maher! haha

    • @rockyea8562
      @rockyea8562 8 років тому +13

      I nearly choked on my water at that joke.

    • @Gloria-ro4vn
      @Gloria-ro4vn 6 років тому +18

      Yah, but they did over 600 years ago whereas the Muslims are doing it today.

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 6 років тому +1

      +Gloria Wow, way to completely dodge the question! One thing about you Trumpanzees - facts never get in the way for you.

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 6 років тому +3

      +Darren Nope, they're proud of the calluses they get dragging their fucking knuckles behind them. Mencken was right all along - all they've ever wanted was a drooling moron in the White House so they can feel good about being so abysmally stupid. Every fucking minute I'm more and more glad I live in California.

  • @con.troller4183
    @con.troller4183 3 роки тому +2

    Glad I stumbled on this. Some of the best Bill ever. He rode that wave all the way to the beach.

  • @samrussell4065
    @samrussell4065 8 років тому +130

    Any situation when Cartman was right is pretty screwed up...

  • @GMo4824
    @GMo4824 9 років тому +14

    One of the best Bill Maher segments ever IMO

  • @chadhammond8546
    @chadhammond8546 4 роки тому +33

    We have to stop being intimidated by social terrorists.

    • @lando8398
      @lando8398 4 роки тому +1

      Too much extremism on all sides.

    • @jamarr81
      @jamarr81 4 роки тому

      @i get it sadly the bigotry and conspiracies and intolerance of the right are fuel for the intolerant left. So the right, as history has shown over and over again, is just digging a mass grave for everyone.
      The intolerant left is a reaction of the intolerant right. Both sides are going to incite civil unrest and violence against the larger block of moderates who don't want anything to do with either side - we just want shit to be fair for everyone and /then/ for government to leave us the F alone.
      But the RNC is obsessed with unfair systems of oppression, and the DNC are obsessed with persecution. So no matter which side is in charge American's are going to get royally F in the worst ways - and if you think there won't be collateral damage because "your side" is currently in power you're delusional... and if you think the other side won't be looking for payback when they swing into power, you're delusional.
      The greatest and most evolutionary moments in history have largely been when an oppressed people rise up and overthrow an oppressive ruler/government. And that shit is never pretty, for either side.

  • @Sorrel555
    @Sorrel555 5 років тому +9

    Bill Maher is priceless. He's a gift!

  • @Zaiaku666
    @Zaiaku666 6 років тому +71

    I may disagree with Bill Maher on most things, this is not one of them.

  • @minervaramirez3106
    @minervaramirez3106 3 роки тому +2

    Love, love, love him 😅

  • @AzaJabar
    @AzaJabar 9 років тому +92

    Wow Amy Schumer is being used as an example for Jerry Seinfeld to follow, what a world.

    • @ileneplantone3817
      @ileneplantone3817 3 роки тому

      She's funny......he is not

    • @AzaJabar
      @AzaJabar 3 роки тому +4

      @@ileneplantone3817 hhahahahahhaha, wait you are serious?? Holy shit!!

    • @ileneplantone3817
      @ileneplantone3817 3 роки тому

      @@AzaJabar yes dead serious!

    • @AzaJabar
      @AzaJabar 3 роки тому +2

      @@ileneplantone3817 You are the worst.

    • @AzaJabar
      @AzaJabar 3 роки тому

      @@WittyUsernamehere yeah back then you had to say that, she was basically the god that morons worshipped, I wonder what happened to her

  • @sharpetutor227
    @sharpetutor227 8 років тому +104

    I'm English
    We can handle a joke
    We make fun of ourselves, everything and everybody

    • @TheTranceCartel
      @TheTranceCartel 6 років тому +17

      Bullshit, you guys collapse if the jokes are about any precious minority

    • @Ned0007
      @Ned0007 6 років тому +10

      Tell that J.K. Rowling.

    • @cailinmaxim
      @cailinmaxim 5 років тому

      Yeah you can, I mean look at your justice system....

    • @stephenburgess5109
      @stephenburgess5109 5 років тому +3

      @@TheTranceCartel If you have a death wish you can. i remember some French cartoonists trying it didnt turn out very well...

    • @cloudtx
      @cloudtx 5 років тому +5

      Unfortunately you're incorrect considering they prosecuted a man in the UK for teaching his dog how to make a Nazi salute on UA-cam. Your country has officially lost the plot as to what freedom of expression means.

  • @blonderockstarSusanna24
    @blonderockstarSusanna24 3 роки тому +2

    Love love love Bill Maher!

  • @wearethebeeskiesibtommyb406
    @wearethebeeskiesibtommyb406 8 років тому +18

    Bill Maher helps prove to me that I can disagree with someone on some thing but still love laughing my ass off at how clever and funny he really is.

  • @joeberg3317
    @joeberg3317 9 років тому +153

    When Bill first talked about this back in October, I thought PC was on the rise in a major way and it was a depressing thought. But lately I actually feel like the stupidity is getting called out. Comedians are speaking out about PC, attempts at internet outrage are falling flat, dumb college wannabe-Maoist bullshit is getting called out, even video game SJWs aren't getting the traction they used to. The Democrats and activists need to stop worrying about comedian's language usage and start talking about the issues that Bernie Sanders is bringing up - I even suspect Hilary's team is aware of this.
    Good New Rules and Bill nailed it, but I'm cautiously optimistic this wave of PC has peaked.

    • @elpeopuru3003
      @elpeopuru3003 9 років тому +3

      Joe Berg I was afraid they might only go half of the way, "SJWs are targeting OUR GUYS now! We need to put a stop to this!". Like it is OK when middle-Americans get targeted but don't you dare go against liberal leaders. This isn't like that, Bill Maher didn't defend just anybody, he defended Clint Eastwood and even as someone who feels pretty conservative I had that offended flag go up in my head about Clint's Jenner joke. But WHO THE FUCK CARES??? What's wrong with being offensive? Bill Maher nailed it here and he made mean, funny jokes about every big group. You'll never get progress by intimidating people to shut up, you have to show them compassion and you also have to be free to make ruthless jokes about each other. That goes for everyone.

    • @joshporter5205
      @joshporter5205 9 років тому

      Joe Berg I'm pretty sure Mao was worried about more than comedians.

    • @joshporter5205
      @joshporter5205 9 років тому

      Dildo Daggers Then your insufferable weakness at whining about how people don't want you to say certain words will not be respect, you fucking pissbaby.

    • @joshporter5205
      @joshporter5205 9 років тому

      Dildo Daggers no one who works for a living? What the fuck is even relevant about that? Also, clearly you care. Otherwise you wouldn't whine on and on about it.

    • @joshporter5205
      @joshporter5205 9 років тому +1

      Dildo Daggers Ah, ok. So no one who disagrees with you has any "actual" things to worry about.. because you clearly get to define what is an actual worry. Yet you don't care.. but you keep responding because... I dunno.. you wanna whine more about how butt hurt you are that people disagree with you on tumblr.

  • @richardivonen3564
    @richardivonen3564 4 роки тому +1

    Your levity made my day better.
    Thank you, I desperately needed that.

  • @Titanstower
    @Titanstower 9 років тому +116

    "But we laugh, as we should when someone makes a Muslims' blow shit up joke, which they have to own because they do it more than anybody else, with the possible exception of the US military"
    How to piss off liberals and conservatives in one statement xD. Well done, Bill, well done.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 6 років тому +4

      But it's funny cause it's true.

    • @voldamort2740
      @voldamort2740 5 років тому +1

      That twist though. Bill, my man.

    • @Rendezvous70
      @Rendezvous70 5 років тому +1

      Thats how you know someone's opinion is unbiased, when they call out both sides

    • @stevenbluestone2014
      @stevenbluestone2014 3 роки тому +1

      Those of you who didn't serve in Iraq have no idea how callous American forces were.
      After 9/11 America needed to show its strength. And just doing Afghanistan wouldn't cut it.
      So ANY ADMINISTRATION would have picked a fight with some rogue nation so that we could use them to show our fearsomeness to the world.
      At the time there was talk about "the axis of evil" - Iraq, Iran, North Korea - while the administration made up its mind about which one to try and overthrow.
      What happened though was that Bush overreached. His excuse was finding "weapons of mass destruction" but he - and everyone else - knew they weren't there. That's why he called the war "Operation Iraqi Freedom".
      Everyone knew the WMD thing was just an excuse and he should have kept it at that - but like the overconfident fool that he was - he thought he could remake the middle east with no more effort than suddenly giving everyone the vote.
      There are ways of bringing a totalitarian regime into democracy, but that isn't it.
      What America *should have* done to show its power was go after Saddam Hussein and then leave. He was a dangerous dude, an enemy of America (regardless of whose fault that was) and a real son of a bitch.
      Everyone would have understood America taking him out and then leaving the Iraqis to sort out their own problems. Or, better yet, give it over to the UN to worry about.
      Instead America stayed put, imported tens of thousands of American know-nothing teenagers with guns, and let them run rampant so long as they stopped posting pictures online of their atrocities.
      It was a pretty bad scene.

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester 3 роки тому +1

      Liberals defending ultra conservative muslims sounds like a joke.

  • @Novalunosis90
    @Novalunosis90 5 років тому +8

    Thank you Bill Maher!
    I’m technically a millennial, but I completely agree with Bill on this one. I’m so tired of all the easily offended PC folks, anything can offend anyone these days...

  • @dannis8552
    @dannis8552 4 роки тому +5

    Gold...every word...and same I miss George too.

  • @wolfstar675
    @wolfstar675 9 років тому +7

    "Dear you little shit" hahahaha

  • @jenniferwells2291
    @jenniferwells2291 9 років тому +84

    Comedian- Why did the chicken cross the road?
    College student- Omg! Why are you questioning that chickens motives!? Poor chicken!

    • @ultimtdisc
      @ultimtdisc 5 років тому +1

      To prove to the raccoon it could be done.

    • @ernesthill4017
      @ernesthill4017 5 років тому +1

      Why did the chicken cross the road?
      She was safety-pinned to a punk rocker

    • @trysometruth
      @trysometruth 5 років тому +1

      OMG... couldn't it be like a piece of ToFu crossing the road?

    • @amplelola23
      @amplelola23 5 років тому +6

      How did you even conclude it’s a chicken? It could be identifying as a Llama 🦙

    • @c.d.dailey8013
      @c.d.dailey8013 5 років тому

      I think non human animals count as acceptable targets for jokes. Worring about speciesism is taking PC too far. I do realize that your are exaggerating.

  • @mac_tire_aonair
    @mac_tire_aonair Рік тому +1

    Class from start to finish. Wonderful clip. I'm still giggling to myself an hour later!

  • @alanwallace4413
    @alanwallace4413 5 років тому +193

    "Think how stupid the average person is, then realize half of them are even stupider than that." - George "Dances With Words" Carlin
    There'll never be another Carlin.

    • @marcdemell2987
      @marcdemell2987 4 роки тому +4

      A stupid one is wiser in his own eyes than 7 giving a sensible reply.

    • @briancollis4925
      @briancollis4925 4 роки тому +4

      "People have too much stuff " is still the funniest bit I have ever heard and I've been a fan since he did "Toledo Window Box" back in the 70's. RIP GC

    • @bryanprillwitz2394
      @bryanprillwitz2394 4 роки тому

      Eves Apple, kick us in the throat.
      Joke?

    • @hoffer54
      @hoffer54 4 роки тому +1

      He is sorely missed, but he wrote books!

    • @jackiegatewood7546
      @jackiegatewood7546 4 роки тому

      @@briancollis4925 Used to love his comedy! until the last couple performances.

  • @JacobAnawalt
    @JacobAnawalt 4 роки тому +24

    Four years later and these people are now out of college, out of work (the barkeepers, thanks COVID) and happy to get out there and riot, I mean mostly peacefully protest, because feelings.

  • @joenisnapje712
    @joenisnapje712 2 роки тому +1

    Words of wisdom Will 😉👍🏻

  • @GiratinaofFury
    @GiratinaofFury 8 років тому +36

    What people need to realise when it comes to censorship or what is politically incorrect is that the words are inherently meaningless, it's the intent. We should only be concerned when someone uses a word against someone else, and the intent is malice.

    • @Mattress1000
      @Mattress1000 8 років тому +7

      +Giovanni Magnus Completely agree. A joke and satire is used for comedy - not because the person telling the joke ACTUALLY BELIEVES what they are saying. The intent is important!

    • @GoErikTheRed
      @GoErikTheRed 8 років тому +5

      +Luke Macris There are examples of comedy being used maliciously, the old black face for example. But yeah, 95% of the time it's just a fucking joke.

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 5 років тому +2

      Even still, it's just a word. It doesn't physically harm you.

    • @blappichulo9015
      @blappichulo9015 2 роки тому

      Intent warrants censorship? I hope not.
      If someone has malicious intent and we censor them, it will snowball and the line for “malice” and inherently subjective “intent” will creep further and further. Because some flawed and biased human must decide what constitutes malice. No bueno.
      Bad ideas are better off being aired out (and knocked down) in the marketplace of ideas.

  • @LonesomeSparrow7
    @LonesomeSparrow7 9 років тому +158

    political correctness needs to go into the trash where it belongs.

    • @Tommy-dz3do
      @Tommy-dz3do 9 років тому +2

      I agree, with that censorship emotional bs is gone, the western world can handle problems maturely and not like a bunch of babies

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 6 років тому +2

      Only if "conservatism" goes in with it.

    • @bmullin96
      @bmullin96 5 років тому

      Conservatism is nothing but Fascism in disguise.

    • @jeffedmonds6673
      @jeffedmonds6673 5 років тому +4

      I think some one needs to look up Fascism in a book. Not from cnn

    • @bmullin96
      @bmullin96 5 років тому

      @@jeffedmonds6673 Fascism is a right wing ideology.

  • @KlausSgroi
    @KlausSgroi 2 роки тому +1

    The best of all hundreds of New Rule segments I've seen with him!

  • @meintveldman4769
    @meintveldman4769 8 років тому +44

    Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Larry the Cableguy .. and a whole season of Southpark...

    • @patricklewis891
      @patricklewis891 5 років тому +1

      Every season of South Park
      I am r4eally worried that South Park will go off the air because their network wants Chinese money

  • @spb7883
    @spb7883 4 роки тому +23

    3:39 - I wonder what this same student thought a few years later when Amy Schumer’s “I Feel Pretty” was roundly condemned by the p.c. brain police. The dog is eating its own tail.

  • @IlGreven
    @IlGreven 6 років тому +18

    Now I note the "her Adam's apple" joke on a night you had Ann Coulter on the panel. Pretty bold, Brother Bill...

  • @BillyMays731
    @BillyMays731 4 роки тому +22

    Something I love about this segment is you have Republicans and Democrats all together laughing .

  • @AhuraMazdaSophia
    @AhuraMazdaSophia 2 роки тому +3

    If I was the academy, I would file a police report to get W. Smith arrested, give Oscar to second nominee, and sue Will Smith on behalf of the academy and Chris Rock.

  • @Schrodinger_
    @Schrodinger_ 9 років тому +172

    I am severely offended by this section. How can he _generalize_ about the US military "blowing shit up"?! That is only done by radical US militaries, it doesn't represent the US military philosophy as a whole. Bill Maher needs to check his privilege, because unlike the US military, his incursions of other countries isn't scrutinized so heavily by the media.
    #NotAllUSMilitaries

    • @Renji9031
      @Renji9031 9 років тому +15

      +Schrodinger I see what you did there. Or do I?

    • @BlackSabbath1989
      @BlackSabbath1989 9 років тому +8

      +Schrodinger
      too vague, people won't get it.

    • @arthurdent549
      @arthurdent549 9 років тому

      +Schrodinger Are you suggesting that Ann Coulter should be embedded with Bill on his next incursion?

    • @musikinspace
      @musikinspace 9 років тому +3

      +Schrodinger There should really be a sarcasm sign.

    • @bobbycommander431
      @bobbycommander431 8 років тому +1

      LOL that's a good one!

  • @commonsense99
    @commonsense99 9 років тому +7

    Bill Maher is brilliant!

  • @kylebrunner2464
    @kylebrunner2464 3 роки тому +2

    “Dear you little shit” Fucking awesome 👏 😂

  • @NARKBALL
    @NARKBALL 7 років тому +12

    "The student cited Amy schumer as a comedian ..." lmao

  • @danieldougan8613
    @danieldougan8613 8 років тому +20

    He even got a laugh out of Ann Coulter. That's something.

    • @danballe
      @danballe 4 роки тому

      Coulter, Uhgh!!

  • @Orf
    @Orf 2 роки тому +1

    2:15 Wow. Joy Ann Reid laughing

  • @limpfinger12
    @limpfinger12 9 років тому +13

    Bill Maher seems like a guy who knows he's always right no matter what

  • @CubsFan2023
    @CubsFan2023 5 років тому +4

    "Dear you little shit" has got to be the greatest salutation ever.

  • @cliffbentley3332
    @cliffbentley3332 3 роки тому

    Brilliant!! Thank you

  • @jkellis2
    @jkellis2 3 роки тому +5

    After watching Chappelle's The Closer, this bit from 2015 has aged well like fine wine.

  • @OSI32100
    @OSI32100 6 років тому +9

    This was what 3 years ago
    And things are even worse 🤦‍♀️

  • @tonygee19641
    @tonygee19641 2 роки тому

    Dude... THANK YOU
    youre on point as usual 👌🏾

  • @jakobcelen4737
    @jakobcelen4737 9 років тому +45

    "with the possible exception of the US military"
    Hah!

    • @joshuabanner9920
      @joshuabanner9920 5 років тому +3

      Jakob Celén That was harsh, that’s gotta hurt some right wingers feelings I’m sure!

  • @cgarciahfcu
    @cgarciahfcu 7 років тому +4

    3:47 I'm hispanic and think that Amy Schumer joke was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

  • @joanmader9755
    @joanmader9755 2 роки тому

    Well said!!!

  • @TheHardik112
    @TheHardik112 6 років тому +51

    Bill Maher 2020
    “Make America laugh again”

  • @alicantino1151
    @alicantino1151 5 років тому +4

    "Dear you little shit" That's a great opening line if I've ever heard one.

  • @brandonvasser5902
    @brandonvasser5902 3 роки тому +1

    The one time Larry The Cable Guy is the underscore to the credibility of an argument 😂

  • @Shumanigans
    @Shumanigans 9 років тому +13

    This is so damn refreshing from all the PC shit that I am exposed to on a daily basis. We college students really do suck at taking jokes.

  • @7Be
    @7Be 5 років тому +4

    "dear you little shit" kills me every time I watch this

  • @alexandermacgillivray187
    @alexandermacgillivray187 3 роки тому +1

    Thank fuck!ng goodness for the Bill Mahers of this world. We need more of that.

  • @WildAscension
    @WildAscension 4 роки тому +3

    That last line was the best! Lol! “With the exception of the US military.”

  • @boneykingofsomewhere
    @boneykingofsomewhere 8 років тому +16

    Lovely little nod to George.

  • @AnInvisibleMan
    @AnInvisibleMan Рік тому +2

    To think this was 7 years ago. What a prelude for the future...

    • @FarhanAmin1994
      @FarhanAmin1994 Рік тому +1

      Indeed. Goes to show Bill was *always* calling out BS and not just recently, as some like to say.

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 років тому +6

    Even Ann Coulter knew to laugh. Bill Maher rocks

  • @rogerpuzzitiello
    @rogerpuzzitiello 8 років тому +29

    Comedy = Tragedy + Time. Take away the tragedy, and what've you got? Nothing.

    • @moisespena115
      @moisespena115 8 років тому +2

      no you get a great song

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 8 років тому

      +Roger Puzzitiello Patton Oswalt taught me that tragedy plus comedy equals time. I think he was right and you're wrong.

    • @SidheKnight
      @SidheKnight 6 років тому +2

      Pretty much what you said.
      For example, Holocaust and 9/11 jokes would have been very offensive if made merely months after WWII ended/the Twin Towers collpased (for some people, they still are). They would have said it was "too soon".
      But now, almost every comedian has already made at least one or two jokes about these topics with no major repercussions.

  • @duradun4756
    @duradun4756 4 роки тому +1

    I so agree, and what needs to stop happening is all these damn apologies. Stand your ground.

  • @giannolarachel345
    @giannolarachel345 9 років тому +10

    I miss Carlin too!

  • @ceretomer5987
    @ceretomer5987 5 років тому +6

    Not often that I agree with Bill Maher but I have to on this one.

  • @usfreight
    @usfreight 3 роки тому

    You helped it along in your past. Nice to see you speaking truth.

  • @jtrost87
    @jtrost87 3 роки тому +5

    Easily one of my favorite New Rule segments. It's sad how much worse American society has become.

  • @Heathcoatman
    @Heathcoatman 4 роки тому +3

    What every college student should be told on his first day on campus....."Nobody gives a shit what you think, get used to it, that follows you through life". The problem is in today's 'social media' culture, everyone has a platform.....a voice. The thing that hasn't changed is nobody cares. Stop being a celebrity in your own mind.

  • @jamessheridan4306
    @jamessheridan4306 2 роки тому +2

    From six years ago! Oh please God let this go viral NOW! Oh Richard, Paul, George! Where are you when we need you?

  • @tonycampbell1424
    @tonycampbell1424 6 років тому +34

    I MISS GEORGE CARLIN.

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 4 роки тому +1

      Oh, yes, George Carlin what's the real deal, holyfield! 😂 Straight up no chaser!😂💯

  • @SoooOriginal
    @SoooOriginal 8 років тому +7

    Lmao @ "pre-fuck you!"

  • @heddog4171
    @heddog4171 3 роки тому +1

    I’m a man who doesn’t always agree with Bill Maher but when I do he’s 100% correct and sounding very conservative!

  • @thomasjoseph3679
    @thomasjoseph3679 7 років тому +5

    The moment Bill mentioned George Carlin, i found​ this whole segment automatically funnier.. :D

  • @jasonellis8751
    @jasonellis8751 3 роки тому +4

    It’s unfortunate how well this aged

  • @emperorwang0861
    @emperorwang0861 Рік тому +2

    I've been listening to Maher since the 90s. His worldview hasn't changed, but the world has changed. In the 90s he was viewed as an almost radical liberal. Now people are accusing him of being a closet conservative. Bill is a very good yardstick or barometer by which to measure cultural shift across the last few decades. Keep on keeping it real and making me laugh Bill.

  • @ian0903
    @ian0903 4 роки тому +4

    That was actually a pretty good impersonation of Clint Eastwood.

  • @yennev
    @yennev 2 роки тому +3

    Will Smith this is meant for you. This is a great show from 6yrs ago. Even mentioned Steph Curry 3point man this year Smacking Chris for a joke at 2022 Oscars

  • @onichan9710
    @onichan9710 Рік тому +1

    My college student step-daughter is part of the perpetually offended crowd. I make it a point to choose jokes that will set her off because I'm sick of her feigned outrage over everything.

  • @Muff_Diver
    @Muff_Diver 5 років тому +7

    The irony is he’s talking to his audience

  • @tlpricescope7772
    @tlpricescope7772 2 роки тому +3

    This aged well, he even mentioned Chris Rock.