I wish that I could have saved the picture I got in a men's room at a business in Plano, Texas. It said, "Employees must wash hands. If you can't find an employee then feel free to wash your own hands."
The best two signs I've seen were on a board outside the Caledonian Hotel on O'Connell St, North Adelaide: "When I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider taking it up", and "A meal without wine is called breakfast".
7:55 Way back on a certain date, a guy went to traffic court charged with illegal parking. He arrived with a dictionary. For his testimony he defined Stoping, digging into a mine shaft or stope to get something out of the ground. As the signage had been misspelled "No stoping" he asked the charges be dropped. The judge did so on the grounds the man had indeed done no illegal mining and added "As this is Friday the 13th and a full moon, anything can happen so I'll roll with it. Case dismissed."
I remember some time ago in France a ticket was dismissed because the cop who had written the ticket had abbreviated the name of the city Toulouse as TLSE. The driver argued that he couldn't have been in that city at the time because there's no city named TLSE.
@@louisfrancisco2171 Yeah, I'm unsure which Stock Exchange is coded TLSE (ala NYSE for New York's) but I guarantee it didn't have a speed limit for that driver.
@@tranz2deep The TLSE is an improved high performance frequency synthesizer ideal for many SatCom, telecommunication and instrumentation applications. This synthesizer’s frequency control is via standard industrial busses and has multi-drop capabilities. The input reference frequencies are either 5, 10 or 100 MHz. Additionally, the synthesizer circuitry cleans-up the input reference signal. With no input present the unit switches automatically to the internal reference. This design is field proven and has been deployed in critical applications throughout the world. The TLSE offers excellent value providing great performance at a low cost
I worked at a bookstore that had a sign that said “unattended children will be given a free kitten.” In the 3 years I worked there, one kid read it and told her mom not to come down with her so she could get a kitten 😂
@@tranz2deep these veterinarians (3) were all from Canada. This was in Florida-guess they traded snow for sunshine. Really nice group, wish I could find some just like them. Great with pets and people.
The one about ‘One day Canada will take over the world and then you’ll be sorry’ reminded me of a joke a few years back that was voted best in the Edinburgh Festival. The performer said ‘When I was young, I said I wanted to be a comedian when I grew up and everybody laughed at me. Well, nobody’s laughing now’.
@@grannytakesatrip1128 Silly comment: Edinburgh is part of the UK and people from all over the country perform at the festival, and this was years ago, as I said. You either didn’t read the post or you don’t know geography.
OMG!!!! this is so hilarious. Bet I will be lauhing my way to bed because it's about night night time. Thank you four brilliant laughables. Love it ❤😂😅
3:44 I have been to a Robin Williams show in the nose bleed seat. The family behind my husband and I were setting out plastic containers. They were making fajitas! It actually happens. 😂
Sign at an equestrian center: if you like to ride slow, we have horses which go slow, if you like fast, we have those that go fast. If you’ve never ridden, you are in luck, we have horses that have never been ridden!
Toiletman made me laugh out loud!!! 🚽 🧍♂️ Wonder where “Toiletman” would do his quick change? And who would be his sidekick? Plungerboy? 🪠 👦 with arch nemesis: Sewer Rat! 🐀
On a sharp bend in the road by a pond next to the road, someone had put a sign....slow, ducks crossing! So some driver had written....Don't worry, I'll soon speed them up!
The highway patrol placed one of those mobile radar units close to my house. It was one that takes pics of cars. As I was on my way home I saw the lights come on for the car up ahead and the sign said “Got Ya!!!”
The Super market sign that asks " are we getting older , or is the music they play getting better " . I've asked myself while shopping the same question. Our local SM mostly plays great music , not vanilla ice cream. But over all the experience of shopping has declined.
I saw a great sign at KFC a while back..... at the top it said "Now Hiring".... underneath that it said "Chicken Nuggets"..... My husband and I went through the drive through, placed our order, then I asked the cashier "Is it really that bad that you are now hiring chicken nuggets?!!" I pointed to the sign, she started laughing then told her manager. That had been up on their sign for weeks.... and they didn't realize what it said? The sign was changed to something else the next time I drove by.... LOL!!!
I'm a Southerner from Georgia, born in Alabama, and when I was on a trip to the Algonquin Provincial Park in 1972, the Canadian locals calling me a Yank really freaked me out. I've never really been able to forgive Canada, but the park was nice.
I've read 2 scifi stories where Canada became the world government. One was a short story called "Just Peace". I think it was in Galaxy magazine. In that one a colonial agent, a Brazilian arrives at a colonial planet which has divided into 2 hostile cultures. He has an English first name because the Canadian Hegemony's language is the language of Earth. I suppose he might have had a French name as well. The other takes place in America, mostly in New York City. That is "Beyond This Horizon" (1942) by Robert Heinlein. As the story progresses we find New York was depopulated of Americans and recolonized by Canadians. Americans had solved the problem of toxic masculinity and violent crime by eliminating some genes in men. All was peaceful until some pipsqueak country invaded and all Americans could do was say things reminiscent of "Peace, man" and "I feel your pain." Americans wouldn't even ask an ally for help because that would be too violent. So Americans were exterminated. The unnamed aggressor strayed into Canada and the Canadians swarmed south, defeated the aggressor and occupied the empty US. Seeing the Americans' mistake the Canadians reversed their stance on private guns and became an aggressive open carry society with public dueling. American gun owners today sometimes say, "An armed society is a polite society." They say that without knowing that it comes from Heinlein's novel.
How many generations didn't get the "Happy Little Trees" ahead sign? I've got to admit that the No Ball Games sign with the owl hit in the head by a tennis ball was Greek to me.
I've ordered some no diving stickers to go with my "voice activated" electric hand dryer ones. Another fun one is the "for rectal use only" stickers I put on the produce
Laughed out loud several times!
Struggling to stay indoors?
Try shaving off your eyebrows!
🤣🤣🤣 Genius!!
I wish that I could have saved the picture I got in a men's room at a business in Plano, Texas. It said, "Employees must wash hands. If you can't find an employee then feel free to wash your own hands."
What business? Maybe someone else can get a picture.
@@PharrowlOG You might want to ask Papa Google. Papa Google knows.
😂
Employees must wash hands. We all work somewhere.
The best two signs I've seen were on a board outside the Caledonian Hotel on O'Connell St, North Adelaide: "When I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider taking it up", and "A meal without wine is called breakfast".
7:55 Way back on a certain date, a guy went to traffic court charged with illegal parking. He arrived with a dictionary. For his testimony he defined Stoping, digging into a mine shaft or stope to get something out of the ground. As the signage had been misspelled "No stoping" he asked the charges be dropped. The judge did so on the grounds the man had indeed done no illegal mining and added "As this is Friday the 13th and a full moon, anything can happen so I'll roll with it. Case dismissed."
I remember reading that in a book many years (decades?) ago. Supposedly a true case.
Was that Judge Frank Caprio presiding?
I remember some time ago in France a ticket was dismissed because the cop who had written the ticket had abbreviated the name of the city Toulouse as TLSE. The driver argued that he couldn't have been in that city at the time because there's no city named TLSE.
@@louisfrancisco2171 Yeah, I'm unsure which Stock Exchange is coded TLSE (ala NYSE for New York's) but I guarantee it didn't have a speed limit for that driver.
@@tranz2deep The TLSE is an improved high performance frequency synthesizer ideal for many SatCom, telecommunication and instrumentation applications. This synthesizer’s frequency control is via standard industrial busses and has multi-drop capabilities. The input reference frequencies are either 5, 10 or 100 MHz. Additionally, the synthesizer circuitry cleans-up the input reference signal. With no input present the unit switches automatically to the internal reference.
This design is field proven and has been deployed in critical applications throughout the world. The TLSE offers excellent value providing great performance at a low cost
I had almost given up on finding anything about which to laugh. Thanks for breaking my dry spell. Much loud laughing experienced here.
Agreed!! 👍
Thanks! All of these are LOL funny. At 4:27 it reminded me of a sign a relative posted:
"We don't swim in your toilet, please do not pee in our Pool!"
I am so grateful to you for bringing us such joy and laughter. I really needed this today. Thank you 🙏🏽
I sat here to watch every minute of this ,laughing, needed this . Thank you. And, the comments are just as good.
I used to write on my cafe's chalkboard ~ " Unattended children will be given an espresso & promised a Free puppy"
Unattended children
Will be given a Red Bull
And taught to swear.
I worked at a bookstore that had a sign that said “unattended children will be given a free kitten.” In the 3 years I worked there, one kid read it and told her mom not to come down with her so she could get a kitten 😂
My vet had the sign “unattended children will be given an espresso and a free kitten”. They were all from Canada.
@@pamelablume1637 That's a lot of Canadian Espresso.
@@tranz2deep these veterinarians (3) were all from Canada. This was in Florida-guess they traded snow for sunshine. Really nice group, wish I could find some just like them. Great with pets and people.
Its real nice Canada decided to get it all done and over in a single day. Thanks, the world is rooting for you
If Canada took over the world, then we'd all be as sweet as maple 🍁 syrup!
The one about ‘One day Canada will take over the world and then you’ll be sorry’ reminded me of a joke a few years back that was voted best in the Edinburgh Festival. The performer said ‘When I was young, I said I wanted to be a comedian when I grew up and everybody laughed at me. Well, nobody’s laughing now’.
🤣😂 it's funny. However Canada will never take over the world because Canada is a part of India now.
The great british comedian Bob Monkhouse told that joke years ago. So I can't see it being voted best at the Edinburgh Festival.
@@grannytakesatrip1128 Silly comment: Edinburgh is part of the UK and people from all over the country perform at the festival, and this was years ago, as I said. You either didn’t read the post or you don’t know geography.
Love these. Thank you for giving us enough time to read them.
😂😂😂😂
door at work
CAUTION this door is alarmed
note underneath
but is responding well to therapy
Many thanks, brightened my day after just watching the news 🇬🇧
Mine too!
What a wonderful video.
Don't watch that stuff!
It's meant to scare and make you unhappy.
PS: same goes for all those actuality/talk shows.
Warning: Don’t watch the news!
The squirrel at 12:49 had me laughing to the point of tears. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Me too. I want a copy of the other sign 2:43 for our yard! 😮
Oh, I had so many chuckles watching this! Well done! And, thank you!
OMG!!!! this is so hilarious. Bet I will be lauhing my way to bed because it's about night night time. Thank you four brilliant laughables. Love it ❤😂😅
Exodus 20:7
Dear Canada, keep your dreams. We love you anyway.
I really needed the smiles and giggles! Thanks 🤗
Yeah-NO JIGGLING😝😝😝
Thanks for my chuckles today.
Thanks for the laugh. Wow did I need it 😂😂😂❤❤❤
Absolutely brilliant. Thank you for making me laugh so much!!
Sign in front window of store in Las Vegas: If its in stock, we have it.
If we can find it, it must be there.
I actually saw a good few that I have never seen before.
Funny Stuff, Thanks for the Belly Laugh.
Thank you i havent laughed so hard in awhile (my cat was concerned)🤣🤣🤣😹
3:44 I have been to a Robin Williams show in the nose bleed seat. The family behind my husband and I were setting out plastic containers. They were making fajitas! It actually happens. 😂
Sign at an equestrian center: if you like to ride slow, we have horses which go slow, if you like fast, we have those that go fast. If you’ve never ridden, you are in luck, we have horses that have never been ridden!
Thank you so much, just what I needed 🤣🤣🤣
Had a really bad day and found this - Laughed and laughed! Thank you!
Another comment for you I do love that Canadian sign a very polite threat😂
Yes, your car can go that slowly.
I need that sign! Everyone around here thinks they're on the highway, not city streets!
Toiletman made me laugh out loud!!! 🚽 🧍♂️ Wonder where “Toiletman” would do his quick change? And who would be his sidekick? Plungerboy? 🪠 👦 with arch nemesis: Sewer Rat! 🐀
Got lots of chuckles!!
It is not often that I laugh at every single part in a compilation xD
ROFLOL,, I haven't had a great belly laugh in a long time, not much to laugh about these days, right? Oh and funny cat 🐈 videos lol😊😅
Just loved it!
The signs are laugh out loud funny 😅
On a sharp bend in the road by a pond next to the road, someone had put a sign....slow, ducks crossing! So some driver had written....Don't worry, I'll soon speed them up!
Eyebrows sign had me LMFAO
Hilarious!
The highway patrol placed one of those mobile radar units close to my house. It was one that takes pics of cars. As I was on my way home I saw the lights come on for the car up ahead and the sign said “Got Ya!!!”
The Super market sign that asks " are we getting older , or is the music they play getting better " . I've asked myself while shopping the same question.
Our local SM mostly plays great music , not vanilla ice cream.
But over all the experience of shopping has declined.
I saw a great sign at KFC a while back..... at the top it said
"Now Hiring".... underneath that it said
"Chicken Nuggets".....
My husband and I went through the drive through, placed our order, then I asked the cashier "Is it really that bad that you are now hiring chicken nuggets?!!" I pointed to the sign, she started laughing then told her manager.
That had been up on their sign for weeks.... and they didn't realize what it said? The sign was changed to something else the next time I drove by.... LOL!!!
Thank you, really enjoyed these, just what I needed after a tough day 😊
Great collection, I haven't laughed this much in a while!
i just love the sounds in this video
So funny. Thanks!
I'm ready for canada to take over, i wish i had moved there when i had the chance ❤❤
Canada doesn't want the garbage to move up there
I'm a Southerner from Georgia, born in Alabama, and when I was on a trip to the Algonquin Provincial Park in 1972, the Canadian locals calling me a Yank really freaked me out. I've never really been able to forgive Canada, but the park was nice.
Lived there three years. Alberta is nice, good people. Rest are woke crybabies.
Delta ready when you are
@@higgme1ster Weird
0:52 that is so true😂
Thanks! I needed that.
"Clown's to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you!"
Finer words never been spoken.
Everyone should just stop watching the news.
Thank you 🙏👏👏👏few still real 😁🏆👋☮️
Dear Canada, it’s the 21st century. If you were going to do it, you’d have done it by now.
How do you know we haven't already taken over?
@@InterNetIncWe still say SORRY correctly.
The state of the world? Canadians are smarter than wanting to take over the problems of the world.
They did it but you were not paying attention!!!!!!!
Dear non-Canadian, we don’t brag about it. We move in the shadows. 😅
Some of these really tickled me.
Any more and you will hear from my lawyer.
Good old fashioned humorous signs. Nowadays the woke would have most of them banned as offensive to the poor darlings. Keep the Happy Bears coming.
I'm part Canadian, so it all good.
12:26 he only has 3 boys? try 5 girls AND 3 boys! Sit THEM at your table and teach! lol oh, and all their friends, too!
Thanks for the laughs!
WET PAINT
Handwritten note below:
“ This is not an instruction”
Earth is flat. The cats should just push off the eternal parasites.
I've read 2 scifi stories where Canada became the world government. One was a short story called "Just Peace". I think it was in Galaxy magazine. In that one a colonial agent, a Brazilian arrives at a colonial planet which has divided into 2 hostile cultures. He has an English first name because the Canadian Hegemony's language is the language of Earth. I suppose he might have had a French name as well.
The other takes place in America, mostly in New York City. That is "Beyond This Horizon" (1942) by Robert Heinlein. As the story progresses we find New York was depopulated of Americans and recolonized by Canadians. Americans had solved the problem of toxic masculinity and violent crime by eliminating some genes in men. All was peaceful until some pipsqueak country invaded and all Americans could do was say things reminiscent of "Peace, man" and "I feel your pain." Americans wouldn't even ask an ally for help because that would be too violent. So Americans were exterminated. The unnamed aggressor strayed into Canada and the Canadians swarmed south, defeated the aggressor and occupied the empty US. Seeing the Americans' mistake the Canadians reversed their stance on private guns and became an aggressive open carry society with public dueling.
American gun owners today sometimes say, "An armed society is a polite society." They say that without knowing that it comes from Heinlein's novel.
The Heinlan Sci Fi stories were great. I learned most of my science from them.
Everyone would apologize for their bad behavior 😂 and hold the door open for you
I'm a lady ... I hold the door for people. I also say while I'm doing it that "chivalry hasn't died, it's only had a sex-change!"
@@jeanh3995 🤣🤣🤣
Some of these signs are genius.
4:26 in a customers bathroom, several floor tiles read NO DIVING.
So was Scotty. James Doohan flew an observation plane for Canada at DDay.
Algerbra... dear dear Algerbra... I'm have forgotten you and moved on. 😀
The Canada one tickled me I love my Canuck Neighbors
Wild animals=children....same thing 😂
Don't do it Canada. You will regret it forever.
Is the gynecology/ restaurant sign a subtle suggestion that men should 'eat out' more often 😂
How about the sign that just said ,do not throw stones at this notice .😂
This is the best Funny Signs video I stumbled across. I laughed Almost all the signs made me laugh. 😆
Liked the one where it said tired of being fat and ugly just be ugly
Thanks I needed a good laugh
Lots of photo-shopping done here.
FACEBOOK REHABILITATION 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You forgot the one that said, Private Sign . . . . Do Not Read . . .
How many generations didn't get the "Happy Little Trees" ahead sign?
I've got to admit that the No Ball Games sign with the owl hit in the head by a tennis ball was Greek to me.
I've ordered some no diving stickers to go with my "voice activated" electric hand dryer ones. Another fun one is the "for rectal use only" stickers I put on the produce
get some stickers saying 'organic ben wa balls' and put it on the onions.
7:25 got me crying😂😭
7:06 Well, we finally know Shrek's last name is Kilroy.
14:50 So true…..HEY … I resemble that fact
@2:17 - close enough.
That thumbnail slays!
0:59 - Unless you're a bear.
7:26 - I can accept that rule.
7:49 - 😂😂😂
13:08 - Indeed!
Happy Bears is the one who put a lot of these signs up.
The traffic lights ☺️
One day Canada will take over the world. You will all be sorry...... that's the funniest part of this video.
Our propaganda is working.
Interesting starter; Someone found a regular Wrong Way sign and undid the top bolt, turning it on the other so it was "Wrong Way" up.
It would be okay, eh?
that algebra is gold 4;17
Dear Canada, the Brits wont let you.
Dear Brits, the Irish will
Cheers from the Pacific West Coast of Canada
My friend and I were at a gas station. The sign read burgers with gas. There was a Mexican restaurant with one pig cooking another pig in a pot.
Crazy to see State Theatre of TC, MI on there!! My husband says…and not Roy’s General Store. IYKYK.
Funny
2:11 - in all fairness, they said they could speak it, not write it