Ah, classic! Those are the words of a true bumper philosopher. Nothing like a bit of dark humor and a reminder to respect both parking spaces and pedestrians-one pun at a time!" 😂
Spotted whilst working in the US in the late 90s, pickup truck, gun rack in the back window and of course it's Texas. Bumper sticker reads "Don't honk I'm reloading"
We did know it all. We grew up fast in the 60's-70's. Nam, Watergate, Riots, Civil Rights, Kent State, Manson ... We were dealing with a lot of shit as kids.
My favorite bumpersticker is “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” I saw it while I was in college and have only seen it maybe one more time since. I need to buy a t-shirt for my middle daughter with this on it, because she loves dragons.
I used to work for the Missile Defense Agency, one of the cars in the parking lot has a bumper sticker that said "As a matter of fact, I AM a rocket scientist."
@WildlyEclectic i was working on a nasa job, sidewalk. I called the project manager one day said, Houston we have a problem 😅, it was a small problem lol
Bumper sticker I've seen here in New York: "Let me tell you about my grandchildren!" I always want to reply: "Must You? I really have better things to do- like cleaning out my septic tank..."
Best I've had on my truck is: "Earth First, We'll Screw other planets later" and "Don't blame me, I'm not from this planet", not to forget "Slow, but in front of you!"
0:53)When the Slinkies inventor got divorced, his wife got the patent. 4:44)About 40 years back, somebody got the bright idea of getting a plate that said NO TAG.The plate arrived with about US$3,000. worth of unpaid parking and traffic tickets for vehicles without plates.
4:49 Back during the Reagan administration, I found myself one day in the drive-through at the bank, and the car ahead of me had the bumper sticker, "Gipperdaemmerung." I figured about five people in Richmond, Va., would understand and appreciate that. 5:04 Fossil fuels are the remnants of ancient plant material, not animals. Just sayin'.
At 9:57, "If I passed you on the right you're an idiot". I have that same bumper sticker on the tailgate of my truck. It's amazing how many people will stay in the left lane and do at or below the speed limit. I'm in Florida, so you see a lot of older motorists who think doing the speed limit in the left lane is okay. They seem to ignore the Florida Driver's Handbook portion that says "Slower traffic always uses the right lane". I was following a 30 year old friend who was driving the speed limit in the left lane of a 4 lane road. Knowing we were going to make a right turn onto another multi-lane road, I texted him and said, "Unless you're 92 years old, senile and going to make a left turn, please get in the right lane!" He did. I speed a lot, and detest slow drivers in the left of passing lanes.
I'm going to start calling people I don't like, (which is most) Slinky. They won't know why, maybe I'll explain it to them. A lot of the other bs's, meh.😑
5:40 When the "Baby on Board" stickers were popular, I saw one car go by with "Ex-Husband in Trunk." 7:36 If the horse were Mr. Ed, this would still be workable. 12:04 The Volkswagen "Thing" also came with exactly ZERO amenities. I think I read somewhere that it was originally designed as a military utility vehicle (a la the Jeep).
It was designed courtesy of a Mr H as a "Peoples Car" (hence the name) in the mid 1930s. The deposits people paid to get one went towards financing the German arms build-up and helped make the Second World War possible. Once production proper started the original Beetles were, as you say, used by the military.
@@josepherhardt164 i assumed that the vehicle being referred to was the Beetle. Is it rather referring to that odd later 'station-wagon with the engine in the back' device? Sort of a Beetle with different bodywork? Teacher at school had one, which would fit in dates-wise.
@@alfnoakes392 No, I don't think so. Look up Volkswagen Thing on the wiki of pedia. I can't include a link because the YT bot will delete my post. Heck, I can't even directly mention the wiki of pedia as one word. It'll bring up the Volkswagen Type 181, which in the US was sold as the Thing.
@@josepherhardt164 Wonderful, I want one! 'Basic' and easy to keep going. Their rarity explains why i have never heard of them before. Thanks for the heads-up.
3:20 Unsurprisingly that same person has a license plate that says "License Plate". Mounted on a license plate holder which, also, only speaks truth. edit: 4:25 On the rear window, there's also a "Renegade" icon from Mass Effect.
0:37 LOL! 🤣😂🤣😅 0:47 Fair enough… 😅🙂↕️ 1:37 I need that… No one needs to know I’ve never had a warrant. 🤫 2:45 I need this one too! 😮Knowing me I’m probably already crying as well. Besides honking is pointless because I go the speed limit. And honking will do one of two things... Technically three I suppose: 1.) Make me cry more. 😭🤧 2.) It would make me turn my music up louder to drown out the cacophony of honking rudeness! 😑😤🎶🎵🔊 3.) Make me start wishing and praying a lot harder that I could become rich enough to just buy another car without a care in the world if I did a surprise break check. 💵💰💢😈👿😈👊🏼💥 2:59 This one about killed me! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Except that’s more of a “flesh wound” than a scratch… 😬😅 5:32 Oh Snap! Wish that wasn’t so accurate. 🤷🏻♀️🤣😂🤣😂🤣 5:58 Hahahahaha! 😅🤣😂🤣 8:13 Welp… Could’ve fooled me… 😬🫣 8:25 Same! 😭😭😭🤧 RIP brain…
I really don't understand why people think Tesla drivers have the same views as Musk. I've never looked at a Ford driver and thought "Hey, a communist sympathiser"
back during the 1970s gas crisis there were 2 bumper stickers that were hilarious. 1) America Needs Gas, Eat More Beans. 🍜. 2) Save Gas Fart In A Jar. 🪣
@@RichardA-w2q it was Liberal Pierre Trudeau doing that here in Canada. hate his politics but respect the person though, he had a vision and made it become real, ya have to respect that.
Many years ago: “My kid was inmate of the month at our county jail.” Seen many since then. But that’s still my favorite.😂🎉
Two of my favorites I had many years ago....
"So many pedestrians, so little time", and
"Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people".
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
"You look like I need a drink" is about the same thing.
Ah, classic! Those are the words of a true bumper philosopher. Nothing like a bit of dark humor and a reminder to respect both parking spaces and pedestrians-one pun at a time!" 😂
Gotta love those wyle coyote decals
I know, right . That is a good one. Poor coyote.
Seen on a plumber's truck, " A flush beats a full house ".
I lolled!
I really like the 'slinky toy' one. Cracked me up. These bumper stickers are great. Thank you
Spotted whilst working in the US in the late 90s, pickup truck, gun rack in the back window and of course it's Texas. Bumper sticker reads "Don't honk I'm reloading"
That's better than any of these on the video.
@fanman4230 have something similar on my motorcycle helmet, also have helmet laws suck lol
A sticker from the 1960s read:
Quick employ a teenager, while they know it all.
Turns out nothing changed. That teenager is now a Boomer who thinks everyone is entitled to his opinion.
We did know it all. We grew up fast in the 60's-70's. Nam, Watergate, Riots, Civil Rights, Kent State, Manson
... We were dealing with a lot of shit as kids.
@@lsingstock1646Boy, howdy, ya got that right. '56 was a dang fine year to be born.
Love the T-Rex eating the family! 😅
Best one I ever saw: "I own hell; my wife gave it to me."
Oh Snap! I’m so sorry! 😬😅🤣😂🤣
Best one I’ve seen: “I may be slow, but I’m still ahead of you!”
“When momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy”
My favorite, spotted on the campus of the University of New Mexico in the 1990's... "Geologists know what makes the bed-rock"
That's clever!
My all time favorite, on my grandpa's 62 Chevy, I might be slow,but I'm ahead of you😂
My favorite bumpersticker is “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” I saw it while I was in college and have only seen it maybe one more time since. I need to buy a t-shirt for my middle daughter with this on it, because she loves dragons.
Have it.
Good ones. Remember: Save the chubby unicorns
Never saw it, but it's still hilarious.
I used to work for the Missile Defense Agency, one of the cars in the parking lot has a bumper sticker that said "As a matter of fact, I AM a rocket scientist."
@WildlyEclectic i was working on a nasa job, sidewalk. I called the project manager one day said, Houston we have a problem 😅, it was a small problem lol
MY FAVORITE IS," WHEN THE POWER OF LOVE OVERCOMES THE LOVE OF POWER THE WORLD WILL KNOW PEACE"! JIMI HENDRIX
I spotted one too, in very small letters it said, "If you can read this, you're too close!"
I saw a similar one that ended "thank a teacher".
Bumper sticker I've seen here in New York: "Let me tell you about my grandchildren!" I always want to reply: "Must You? I really have better things to do- like cleaning out my septic tank..."
1988 I moved to a noplace place in Fla. Navarre wasn't even on the map. I saw like 5 stickers that said "Bad Cop No Donuts".😅😂 I still laugh at that.
Given the season we're in, several years ago my son had a dozen bumper stickers printed that said:"VOTE NO FOR PRESIDENT"
Saw the following on a bumper sticker years ago:
Married men don’t live longer, it just seems longer.
"GOD, HELP ME BE THE PERSON,
MY DOG THINKS I AM"😊
My Yugo lasted 187k miles with very few problems!! I've not seen one in ages ... 😿
Up until about 2012, there was an orange Yugo tooling around Oxnard CA. Finally got a look at the driver... who looked about as drab as I expected.
"I found Jesus! He's in the trunk. I'll let you see him for $5."
I saw one in upstate New York that said "For a small town this place sure has a lot of assholes."
Saw my favorite sometime in the last millennium "Down with Hot Pants!!"
I'd love to find this one: "CRIME WOULDN'T PAY IF THE GOVERNMENT RAN IT." Saw it quite a while back but haven't seen it since.
Not a bumper sticker but I seen a work truck with the slogan" your poop is our bread and butter
3:15 the license plate tho... sticking to his theme
Best I've had on my truck is:
"Earth First, We'll Screw other planets later" and
"Don't blame me, I'm not from this planet", not to forget
"Slow, but in front of you!"
The one that said: "NEW DRIVER - GOOD LUCK EVERYONE' had to be put on there by DAD.
The fact that many of these stickers are crooked is triggering my OCD!
About the Toyoda sticker. You know the company was founded by Kiichiro Toyoda, don't you?
I don't think many people know that. But they do now!
Poor tyrannosaurus rex can't make his bed either.
That's my excuse
Do you know why a T-Rex has bad breath? A: It's extremely hard for them to brush their teeth!
To quote Roy Hess: "I don't know if you know it, because I don't like to talk about it...but I was born with really short arms!"
0:53)When the Slinkies inventor got divorced, his wife got the patent.
4:44)About 40 years back, somebody got the bright idea of getting a plate that said NO TAG.The plate arrived with about US$3,000. worth of unpaid parking and traffic tickets for vehicles without plates.
Beer will save the world
I just don't know how
That was so great and your comments were funny as well.
4:49 Back during the Reagan administration, I found myself one day in the drive-through at the bank, and the car ahead of me had the bumper sticker, "Gipperdaemmerung." I figured about five people in Richmond, Va., would understand and appreciate that.
5:04 Fossil fuels are the remnants of ancient plant material, not animals. Just sayin'.
Sticker: My second car is also a Porsche.
"Do Not Tailgate- Driver Chews Tobacco."
On a truck I saw Pass with care. Driver chews.
I’ve seen one that said MILF: Man I Love Frogs.
Shrimp, Shrimp, Shrimp The Number Of The Feast🤘🏻ROCK ON!!!!!!!🤘🏻🤙🏻✌🏻
I think the music is great.
At 9:57, "If I passed you on the right you're an idiot". I have that same bumper sticker on the tailgate of my truck. It's amazing how many people will stay in the left lane and do at or below the speed limit. I'm in Florida, so you see a lot of older motorists who think doing the speed limit in the left lane is okay. They seem to ignore the Florida Driver's Handbook portion that says "Slower traffic always uses the right lane". I was following a 30 year old friend who was driving the speed limit in the left lane of a 4 lane road. Knowing we were going to make a right turn onto another multi-lane road, I texted him and said, "Unless you're 92 years old, senile and going to make a left turn, please get in the right lane!" He did. I speed a lot, and detest slow drivers in the left of passing lanes.
I'm a 61yo childless cat man.
1:22 not laughed that hard in a long time.
I'm going to start calling people I don't like, (which is most) Slinky. They won't know why, maybe I'll explain it to them. A lot of the other bs's, meh.😑
That was fun.
PROUD to be a childless cat lady!
5:40 When the "Baby on Board" stickers were popular, I saw one car go by with "Ex-Husband in Trunk."
7:36 If the horse were Mr. Ed, this would still be workable.
12:04 The Volkswagen "Thing" also came with exactly ZERO amenities. I think I read somewhere that it was originally designed as a military utility vehicle (a la the Jeep).
It was designed courtesy of a Mr H as a "Peoples Car" (hence the name) in the mid 1930s. The deposits people paid to get one went towards financing the German arms build-up and helped make the Second World War possible. Once production proper started the original Beetles were, as you say, used by the military.
@@alfnoakes392 The VW "Thing" was produced from 1968 to 1983, so definitely post-war.
@@josepherhardt164 i assumed that the vehicle being referred to was the Beetle. Is it rather referring to that odd later 'station-wagon with the engine in the back' device? Sort of a Beetle with different bodywork? Teacher at school had one, which would fit in dates-wise.
@@alfnoakes392 No, I don't think so. Look up Volkswagen Thing on the wiki of pedia. I can't include a link because the YT bot will delete my post. Heck, I can't even directly mention the wiki of pedia as one word.
It'll bring up the Volkswagen Type 181, which in the US was sold as the Thing.
@@josepherhardt164 Wonderful, I want one! 'Basic' and easy to keep going. Their rarity explains why i have never heard of them before. Thanks for the heads-up.
Like the T-Rex stickers!
Do you know why a T-Rex has bad breath? A: It's extremely hard for them to brush their teeth!
6:20 - May I offer a counterargument: “Of all the things I’ve lost in life, I miss my mind the least. (I’m having a lot more fun without it!)”
3:20 Unsurprisingly that same person has a license plate that says "License Plate". Mounted on a license plate holder which, also, only speaks truth.
edit: 4:25 On the rear window, there's also a "Renegade" icon from Mass Effect.
11:11, noooo, that's a 20D sticker
Bumper Stickers are cool, but not on the paint. You'll be sorry if you have to remove them. Use on glass only.
The one on my car says "OVERQUALIFIED FOR CHIPPENDALES."
I want to die in my sleep, not like the guy screaming riding beside him 😂
5:35 Scoff. My CATS behave better than most people's kids.
8:10 needs an addendum: "Or don't, and find out."
I think the dice in the windows was referring to the dungeon master being upset. Dungeon & dragon
Unlikely hit, but rolled a 20 😅
We had those in the 60's😅
You know I wonder if a cop ever stopped any of these people like with the insurance etc...
Save the chubby unicorns.
0:37 LOL! 🤣😂🤣😅
0:47 Fair enough… 😅🙂↕️
1:37 I need that… No one needs to know I’ve never had a warrant. 🤫
2:45 I need this one too! 😮Knowing me I’m probably already crying as well. Besides honking is pointless because I go the speed limit. And honking will do one of two things... Technically three I suppose:
1.) Make me cry more. 😭🤧
2.) It would make me turn my music up louder to drown out the cacophony of honking rudeness! 😑😤🎶🎵🔊
3.) Make me start wishing and praying a lot harder that I could become rich enough to just buy another car without a care in the world if I did a surprise break check. 💵💰💢😈👿😈👊🏼💥
2:59 This one about killed me! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Except that’s more of a “flesh wound” than a scratch… 😬😅
5:32 Oh Snap! Wish that wasn’t so accurate. 🤷🏻♀️🤣😂🤣😂🤣
5:58 Hahahahaha! 😅🤣😂🤣
8:13 Welp… Could’ve fooled me… 😬🫣
8:25 Same! 😭😭😭🤧 RIP brain…
I want one thst says "go die in your own time"
"Don't laugh. Your daughter may be inside"
I like mine: "Be a Sport, Don't Abort"
I always mute the music, it’s very annoying! Just sayin’.
me too
No it should say " Honking is very annoying ‼️😡 I am a deaf driver 😡"
Don't drive like you only learned how to drive from the back pages of the state drivers manual.
Do they still make Yugo’s?
Waiting to see the stick figures (family, pets) on the front fender.
Congratulations! You won the most annoying music track for today
😂😂
Here are of them?
I took my "like" back because all of these I've seen already.
Here are of them????
You like your coffee how? I like my coffee like all women… bitter!
T. rex masterbation must be rough !!!
Random baby noises?
Oil did not come from dinosaurs.
And lemmings don't jump off cliffs, still, everyone gets the reference.
@@DoloresLehmann Sure. Next thing you know, you'll be trying to tell us that coyotes don't have rocket skates.
@@ColonelSandersLite Even worse. I'll be trying to tell you that coyotes are actually must faster than roadrunners! Without their rocket skates! 🙂
Racist, that last one.
1:06 Then sell your car and buy a ford.
I really don't understand why people think Tesla drivers have the same views as Musk. I've never looked at a Ford driver and thought "Hey, a communist sympathiser"
@@OpinionatedNoOne Brainwashed lefties.
If I find out my carpenter's an a-hole, I also don't sell my table.
@@DoloresLehmann he may be be an a-hole, but he made one heck of a table, lol. And I wouldn't think you were an a-hole for buying his table.
@@OpinionatedNoOne Fair, but I am confused why anyone would think a large corporation in the US would be associated with communism.
Not funny… a poor selection
back during the 1970s gas crisis there were 2 bumper stickers that were hilarious.
1) America Needs Gas, Eat More Beans. 🍜.
2) Save Gas Fart In A Jar. 🪣
Yup! I remember those.
Yep I was born in 1964 I remember Demoncrat's president Jimmy Carter raising gas and diesel and oil and electric power bills .
@@RichardA-w2q it was Liberal Pierre Trudeau doing that here in Canada.
hate his politics but respect the person though, he had a vision and made it become real, ya have to respect that.