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I can't believe that after dunking on Anonym and emphasizing his love of death in movies he missed one of THE best deaths I've seen in movies. The lights going off on the island, the manta ray glowing below Moana's canoe, the brightening of the stars that guided her.. It's chef's kiss and he missed it!
I disagree with all that he said, Dylan doesn't have to like a scene and it was seemingly an attempt at guilt-tripping so that he has a certain mentality.
Right lol like I wanted to see him react to that part so bad and he doesn’t even show it 😂😂😭 like he wasn’t wondering why all the lights went out and the GLOWING manta raw was following her the same thing the grandma said she was gonna turn into when she died 😂
In case you didn't realize, the reason why her grandma died was because she passed the heart to Moana. She was rlly old and the heart of te fiti was giving her life, so when she gave it to moana, her old age caught up with her.
Dylan if you’re reading this, remember that the Heart of Te Fiti has the power of life itself. The moment Grandma passed it to Moana, death came quickly for her. It’s implied that her lifespan wasn’t supposed to be as long as it was, and that the only reason she lasted as long as she did was because the power of the Heart was keeping her alive. If that part feels out of nowhere or sudden, it’s because Grandma was keeping the Heart safe for Moana until she was sure she understood her mission and was old enough to complete it. Because the second she gave the Heart up, she would die, and if she wasn’t absolutely sure Moana was mature enough to take it, then all hope of having someone from Motunui return it would be lost.
Fun Fact: The woman who said "She's doing great." When Moana fixed the Coconut problem is actually the mother of Moana's voice actor. That's basically mother telling daughter she's proud of her 🥺
being a dylan is in trouble fan is a combination of rewatching his past videos, forgetting he exists for a while, then being excited when he uploads again (on every Monday).
I’ve been dying of laughing this whole commentary, but when I tell you I LOST it at 15:00 with the singing along and “that one’s Brian!” 💀 it’s 1:30 am, you can’t do this to me Dylan, my fam are light sleepers 😂💀
Fun fact about newborn turtles and the little ritual: a big thing that's always made clear is that if you're going to help them find the water, you absolutely cannot carry them there. They have to find it on their own. This scene is essentially how Moanas journey ends up going out on the ocean. She may have been pointed in the right direction, but ultimately she had to do it on her own.
Regarding the body hair issue: Obviously Disney won't animate female characters with body hair cause *some* parents may lose their minds, but indigenous people tend to have less body hair than non-indiginous folks. At least that's the case for Amazonian tribes in South America. And in Mexico as well. Back in the 20th century, brown-ish, non-indiginous famous people from Latam would wear that body hair proudly to clear any rumors of them being indigenous. For example. Frida Kahlo
I don't know about armpits but as far as I know old egyptians got rid at least of hair on their legs, maybe with sugar paste as it is done in Hamams untill today.
I don’t think it’s a female thing I think it’s just an unnecessary thing to animate. If you look at the scene with the explorers the men don’t have armpit hair either. Don’t get me wrong I’m sure a woman having armpit hair would cause a fuss but if you’re animating a movie unless it’s like hyper realistic I highly doubt they’d add armpit hair
@@Tensolin01 "I've crossed the horizon to find you" right?!?! I couldn't agree more, I think Moana has some of the better lines of any Disney protag. So awesome.
I don't know what killed me more: Dylan not seeing that Moana's grandmother was introduced as an old lady while Moana was a baby and didn't "predict" she was going to die later or the fact that after she was on her death bed he still thought that Moana was gonna save her and she would continue to live fruitful life.
What's really cool about Moana (if you are a history nerd like me) is that it creates a myth around the the historical break in exploration by the Polynesian peoples. No one know why, but they stopped expanding to further islands for like 1,000 years.
Idk if spiders are insects but jumping spiders are the cutest little things ever. I can’t get over that one video of a jumping spider high fiving her owner 😩
Honestly his eagerness for people hopefully dying brings me back every time. I've never seen someone so genuine about what they are interested in and I AM HERE FOR IT!
also, the spacebar somehow inside of the disney browser just corresponds to pressing "enter", so basically, if the last thing you highlighted/clicked is "fullscreen" or "exit fullscreen", the spacebar will just repeat that action. If the last thing you clicked was "pause" or "unpause", then the spacebar would correspond accordingly. Is this terrible UI and UX design? Yes. Is this an oversight? Possibly, but a very stupid one, because in other browser based players, they always default the spacebar to only being binded to the pause and unpause function, whereas disney was dumb enough to not do that. And the unpausing and pausing for 1 frame might be caused by your keyboard's high refresh rate? because the player is registering 2 spacebar inputs when you only mean to input once.
The spacebar just repeats the last button you pressed. So if you want it to be pause, you have to manually press pause first. Is it dumb? Yes. Is it random? No
i get chills everytime i hear the line “i am moana” in the song where her grandma is a stingray. the voice actor had an incredible voice and vocal range that fitted moana perfectly!
the way the grandma died at the start of the movie but still dylan begged for her to be alive the whole movie and then found out the grandma died almost at the end is pure comedy gold
a couple of notes to add: 1. the reason she goes out at night is because the ancient polynesians used the stars to navigate, they were expert wayfinders and they never had written maps, only the night sky 2. that forehead touch is actually a nose touch, called a hongi, and you breathe in together as you do it. it's a greeting, kind of like a handshake but a bit more spiritual and respectful 3. moana literally means ocean (in te reo maori which is my frame of reference but also in other polynesian languages) which sounds nice as a name but makes all of the ocean stuff feel a bit on the nose lmao
Yes I'm always confused on the characters are they meant to be maori or Samoan??? Or because I'm from new Zealand and we use the hongi as a greeting but people are saying she's Samoan? Or is she just a representation of all Polynesian decent ?
@Kim The reason why it became Vaiana in Europe is that Moana was already a trademark in the EU. In Italy there is also something about a famous porn actress whose name was Moana but I'm not too sure how it influenced the Disney movie.
@@Indywood disney tends to do this thing when they make a cultural movie where they combine EVERY cultural aspect related to it in a vague way(see Raya)
I know what you mean, he gets me every time! I was planning on turning on subtitles so I could see when he mentions it. I be like, fvck it I'm too lazy to read! Which is why this comment is sponsored by Audible. If you're not a fan of reading, Audible has you covered...
Dylan's commitment to casual appreciation for not only milfs, but gilfs, solidifies him as an icon in my mind. This video's also trending. In gaming for some reason. 10/10
I just love it, when you actually enjoy the movies/ shows you're watching. Your roasts are very funny, but these videos have very funny jokes too and it just makes me happy seeing you enjoy stuff!
I had never thought of that but the moment when Moana gives advice on the crops dying and the fish lacking is crucial to the message of the movie : there's no easy fix to the environmental issues we're having / going to have, we have to completely alter our perception and relationship with nature : we see it as a sea of ressources we can just exploit but it's alive / it has a heart and it needs to be taken care of
Dylan being increasingly upset with Disney not having their space bar pause correctly on Disney+ is the funniest thing to me. It’s literally so bad I do not know why Disney does not have space bar=pause consistency I also love how he appreciated how badass Moana is at the end of the movie. Like, yeah, that scene with the water parting and Te Ka is really cool, I’m glad he acknowledged it as such.
12:08 I love how Dylan is so passionate about his "death is a cathartic experience for all cultures, therefore it's the most effective way to connect to any audience" agenda. Quite sweet of him ☺️
Anyone else waiting Dylan to do the movie Brave. I have a feeling he'd really enjoy Brave, but you'll probaly need subtitles on. Fun fact Merida is the only Disney princess not to have a english accent.
I always love watching people who didn’t grow up in a Polynesian country react to this film. Most islands have their own variations on Maui but I always found Te Fiti giving Maui a new fishhook funny cause -for me at least- I grew up with Maui’s fishhook being made from his grandmother’s jawbone. Tamatoa is voiced by a kiwi so you’re not entirely wrong about the British accent, but still not a Brit (I will forever maintain that kiwi accents exist somewhere on a spectrum between Tamatoa and Korg)
Okay I didn't realise that there was a group of people also called Kiwis, and I was really trying to figure out how he was voiced by either a bird or a fruit for a hot second there. It...wasn't my brightest moment...
Dylan, I discovered you 2 days ago and I have to say, you make me smile a lot. I am having a difficult time in my life right now and am taking little breaks during the day with your videos, to get through it. Thank you, take care.
fun fact; tamatoa and "shiny" as a whole is a tribute to david bowie, jemaine clement was asked by lin manuel miranda to channel his inner bowie for his performance also, tamatoa's accent is kiwi
So glad I'm not the only one who very much disliked this song. I know people who inexplicably love it and I genuinely have no idea why. The tune, the lyrics, the creepy delivery....if any part of this movie was nightmare fuel for me it was this scene and song.
13:19 The absolute JOY in Dylan's face when the pig almost drowned was oddly enough, really pure 😆 Like a child hearing they're about to go to Disney World.
I can't believe you manage to upload EVERY Monday!! So insane seriously don't know how you do it. Happy late 20th birthday by the way! Make sure to spend any birthday money on more backpack shirts!
I don't know if anyone already commented on this but there is a theory that just before Moana got to Maui she died (she fell off her boat in the scene before with the storm) and became a demigod. That's why she was able to find Maui and speak to her dead grandmother. You'll also notice that Maui told her that he was thrown into the ocean (I presume he died then) and only after that did the gods find him and he became a demigod. Moana also dived to the bottom of the ocean after she gave the heart back to it just to retrieve it which would also probably be very hard if she were still human but not if she were a demigod.
I think that's possible, although I don't think Maui died when he was thrown in the sea. In the actual legend, he is cast into the ocean by his mother, but "Tangaroa's children" (fish, waves, etc.) keep him safe until he ends up back on the beach where his grandfather finds and raises him. I don't think he died then, but was gifted his powers by Tangaroa (god of the sea). Btw, this is just the version of the legend I was told, but it might be different in other cultures!!
Moana literally means ocean in Maori. Maui (I think the Maui represented here) actually birthed my country. With his hook made from a whales jawbone (I think, maybe it was his father's jawbone) he sailed to Aōtearoa (NZ) and pulled the North island up when he caught a huge fish. That's why in māori, the names of the islands are "te Ika(sp??) O Maui" and "the Waka o Maui" meaning the fish of Maui and the boat of Maui for the north and south islands respectively. And the reason the North island has so many hills is that when Maui told people about it, they started cutting bits of the fish up to eat and stuff. Māori culture is pretty interesting at alot of points. Also, the crabs accent is New Zealand. It's played by jamaine, from Flight of the Conchords and What we do in the Shadows.
It was his grandmother's jawbone actually! The South Island was the waka (canoe) but the more common Māori name for the South Island is Te Wai Pounamu, because of the precious greenstones (pounamu) found in the water (wai) there. There are also a lot of islands in Aotearoa that have mythology around being people lying down, e.g. Te Mata Peak.
@@joeypotter6051 Ahh, that's right. I havnt really learnt māori mythology since highschool, which kinda sucks cause I took it for 4 years and was quite a good speaker and could hold a conversation, but it's kinda like if you don't use it, you lose it.
@@azizcammioneur7311 Hey! No I'm not māori. Probably one of the few people left with like, 0, māori in me hahaha. But I know alot, I used to be able to speak it pretty well too.
Dylan being obsessed with characters dying and completely missing that the grandma died at the beginning is sending me
im at like 14:12 and now I'm disappointed lol
It was kinda big, and a point he was making before
He is just in love with grandma, i mean she is a gilf
He didn’t want her to die, he loves death, just not the people he loves lol
He didn’t want to admit the tragedy of the gilf dying
@@livewithmanon6443 oh hell nah
I love how Dylan went from actively avoiding musicals to embracing this sing-along
That’s what I call character development
Character development people! Character development 🫶🏼
i love the photo
character arc.
I was not prepared for:
“we name the stars”
“that one’s Brian!”
Made me wheeze
Same. Ngl I was searching the comments for this one
Definitely caught me off guard
That was my favourite joke for SURE
I almost choked on a pretzel laughing at that
Dylan saying "I ate my grandma" in his Hardin voice was so beautiful
Timestamping 24:13 for my enjoyment
commenting so I can see that 10/10 acting
"There's gonna be an abusive British boy in this movie somewhere" damn Dylan really predicted colonialism
the giggle I gaggled
the way i just choked on my drink-
Almost laughed out loud in class
I choked on my juice after reading this😂
the skarkle i snorked
Ursula, Moana’s grandma, an island, a seashell…there is definitely an undeniable aquatic theme to your taste.
🤣🤣
Good thing I'm a Pisces 😅
Don’t forget Kida🌚
Dylan's type are wet 👀
Are saying Dylan is into coastal grandmothers?
I can't believe that after dunking on Anonym and emphasizing his love of death in movies he missed one of THE best deaths I've seen in movies. The lights going off on the island, the manta ray glowing below Moana's canoe, the brightening of the stars that guided her.. It's chef's kiss and he missed it!
He was looking for brutality. Like a random final destination death.
I disagree with all that he said, Dylan doesn't have to like a scene and it was seemingly an attempt at guilt-tripping so that he has a certain mentality.
I think he didn’t want to accept the gilf death😂
Right lol like I wanted to see him react to that part so bad and he doesn’t even show it 😂😂😭 like he wasn’t wondering why all the lights went out and the GLOWING manta raw was following her the same thing the grandma said she was gonna turn into when she died 😂
28:50 ...he literally says it wdym
In case you didn't realize, the reason why her grandma died was because she passed the heart to Moana. She was rlly old and the heart of te fiti was giving her life, so when she gave it to moana, her old age caught up with her.
oh wow I never realized that part!
How do you know?
@@cocobeans3742 It just... makes complete sense?
i've literally watch Moana 5 times over the last 6 years and NEVER picked that up! so smart tho
Dang. Grandma got Lord of the Rings'd.
Don’t you just hate when you’re midway through the week only to realize it’s actually Monday 😩😭
Advanced humor 😂
fr🧍🏽♂️🧍🏽♂️
Oh shit I almost forgot! It's frickin monday.. Nooooouuuurrr
I hate when that happens 😭
It's always a Monday, somewhere... Along the time axis :)
Dylan if you’re reading this, remember that the Heart of Te Fiti has the power of life itself. The moment Grandma passed it to Moana, death came quickly for her. It’s implied that her lifespan wasn’t supposed to be as long as it was, and that the only reason she lasted as long as she did was because the power of the Heart was keeping her alive. If that part feels out of nowhere or sudden, it’s because Grandma was keeping the Heart safe for Moana until she was sure she understood her mission and was old enough to complete it. Because the second she gave the Heart up, she would die, and if she wasn’t absolutely sure Moana was mature enough to take it, then all hope of having someone from Motunui return it would be lost.
Wow I didn’t know this, and just makes this movie honestly better
Ohhh
I never knew this 😭😭
Eye opening wait 🤔
Omg this makes sense I had no clue
The fact that he was genuinely offended when he didn’t have the sing-along 🤣🤣🤣
Dylan: At no point have I ever seen an insect in my life and been like “You’re useful.”
The bees: 👁️👄👁️
Bees are the only thing. But I agree with his dislike of insects, I'm right there with him
And mosquitoes
2:04
@@Idiot_TaylorsVersionmosquitos??
@@annesophieflipo1933 yes mosquitoes are useful
Fun Fact: The woman who said "She's doing great." When Moana fixed the Coconut problem is actually the mother of Moana's voice actor.
That's basically mother telling daughter she's proud of her 🥺
I DID NOT KNOW THAT 😭❤️
Aww!
But I doubt that they actaully wrote that line.
😉
@@hafrensbz9046 me either. THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER
being a dylan is in trouble fan is a combination of rewatching his past videos, forgetting he exists for a while, then being excited when he uploads again (on every Monday).
I feel like Dylan chucked after reading this comment.
Spot on
Literally
This is the most accurate thing I ever ever read
Wow. This is……yeah this is spot on 😂
Dylan's face at 28:14 after accidentally saying the same thing as Moana made me laugh way too hard
I’ve been dying of laughing this whole commentary, but when I tell you I LOST it at 15:00 with the singing along and “that one’s Brian!” 💀 it’s 1:30 am, you can’t do this to me Dylan, my fam are light sleepers 😂💀
SAME
“The dad is just traumatized, and now he’s taking his trauma out on everybody”
Wow that line is unexpectedly deeply Dylan…
I WAS THE 1K LIKE I SAW IT GO FROM 999 TO 1K THANKS TO ME
15:24
Fun fact about newborn turtles and the little ritual: a big thing that's always made clear is that if you're going to help them find the water, you absolutely cannot carry them there. They have to find it on their own.
This scene is essentially how Moanas journey ends up going out on the ocean. She may have been pointed in the right direction, but ultimately she had to do it on her own.
why cant you carry them?
Why can't you carry them? What happens then?
Is a survival aspect to it?why can't you carry it?
I love this comment 💖
Wow
Imagine watching a movie with Dylan while he tries to guess everything before it happens 😂
Bruh, my boyfriend does that and he’s usually right 💀
I would honestly whack him one but generally watching dylan makes me laugh uncontrollably. He's so annoying lol (in a funny way)
Regarding the body hair issue: Obviously Disney won't animate female characters with body hair cause *some* parents may lose their minds, but indigenous people tend to have less body hair than non-indiginous folks. At least that's the case for Amazonian tribes in South America. And in Mexico as well. Back in the 20th century, brown-ish, non-indiginous famous people from Latam would wear that body hair proudly to clear any rumors of them being indigenous. For example. Frida Kahlo
Wait so she had the unibrow because she didn’t want to be associated with indigenous people? 💀
I don't know about armpits but as far as I know old egyptians got rid at least of hair on their legs, maybe with sugar paste as it is done in Hamams untill today.
I don’t think it’s that deep. It’s probably just because selling toys with armpit hair probably wouldn’t work out.
@@sawanna508She is samoan.
I don’t think it’s a female thing I think it’s just an unnecessary thing to animate. If you look at the scene with the explorers the men don’t have armpit hair either. Don’t get me wrong I’m sure a woman having armpit hair would cause a fuss but if you’re animating a movie unless it’s like hyper realistic I highly doubt they’d add armpit hair
Dylan: “That’s not true!”
Moana: “That’s not true!”
Dylan: 👁️👄👁️
Dylan: "They already have one"
Moana: "They already have one"
Dylan: 👁👅👁
That part killed me Ngl.
Timestamp?
@@personwhogames6630 28:10
@@personwhogames6630 32:40
"at night we name every star"
dylan: "that one's bryan"
I'M DYING
Same! I woke up my husband.
The funniest joke in the video imo xD
I saw it coming ngl 😭
Came looking for this comment because that was so funny for no reason
The rarity of Dylan actually enjoying a movie for once
Fr
As a product designer, Disney's spacebar use drives me INSANE. So glad to see Dylan rage out on it every time he watches Disney plus
They've got NOTHING on Prime Video's entire site, istg 😭 it's so Laggy that you never know where your cursor is-
Moana has absolute fucking bangers- especially the voyage song 🫶🏾
I LOVE the voyage song, arguably the best one in the film 👌
Yo me too bruh that song is kinda hard. It's even on my playlist now. That and Your Welcome
I’ve always loved that final song Moana sings to Te Fiti. Gives me chills every time.
@@Tensolin01 "I've crossed the horizon to find you" right?!?! I couldn't agree more, I think Moana has some of the better lines of any Disney protag. So awesome.
the bit where she sings out 'I AM MOANA' slaps
I can't believe he skipped over the bit where the grandma died on her way out and her spirit manta ray guided her out to sea
fr 😭
It’s so funny cuz he was really hoping she was alive after she was confirmed dead😂
He always ends up skipping the best parts of Disney movies fr
Man's in denial
I... I think he didn't get it.
He only realised she had died when she shows up later as a spirit. Poor Dylan
the way u reacted when u thought the pig was gonna die is why i love you
The offense in Dylan’s eye when Maui said he was straight up leaving shows just how invested he was
I don't know what killed me more: Dylan not seeing that Moana's grandmother was introduced as an old lady while Moana was a baby and didn't "predict" she was going to die later or the fact that after she was on her death bed he still thought that Moana was gonna save her and she would continue to live fruitful life.
Hey enjoy dylan not knowing cuz it doesn’t rlly happen often 😂
@@ashleydavis2124 trueeeee
And not hoping for death, that’s odd in itself, he’s always like THEY SHOULD DIE ! Ahahaa
(Edited to put in caps for extra emphasis)
WAIT what 😭🤯
Of course, why would he want a hottie like that to die? 😂
"i'll see you next monday" dylan is genuinely one of the most consistent uploaders and i love that
I wish I was 🤣 cause oof! 😂.
💀
This is a joke right?
It's crazy how consistent he is
What's a Monday?
10:31 I was like “woah, they have a geode”, but when she said “we should clear the deceased trees” I realized it was just a coconut
24:15
oR aTe mY gRanDmOr - Hardin/Dylan
What's really cool about Moana (if you are a history nerd like me) is that it creates a myth around the the historical break in exploration by the Polynesian peoples. No one know why, but they stopped expanding to further islands for like 1,000 years.
The Long Pause.
@@joeypotter6051 YES Thank you, I could NOT remember the term
Buzzy when was that?
Oh that's interesting. Thanks
@@doa3742 from around 900BCE til about 100 CE
knowing that dylan has just as much hatred in his heart for insects as me makes me unnecessarily ecstatic
keep the bees, the rest can disappear off the face of the earth (please i beg)
I was the one with a red wagon full of snails and roly poly bugs.
you look like a beetle
Same
Idk if spiders are insects but jumping spiders are the cutest little things ever. I can’t get over that one video of a jumping spider high fiving her owner 😩
Honestly his eagerness for people hopefully dying brings me back every time. I've never seen someone so genuine about what they are interested in and I AM HERE FOR IT!
Dylan really just having fun with the sing along it's killing me😂😂😂
For real
I hope Disney NEVER change the pause to the spacebar that was so bloody funny watching his sheer frustration
also, the spacebar somehow inside of the disney browser just corresponds to pressing "enter", so basically, if the last thing you highlighted/clicked is "fullscreen" or "exit fullscreen", the spacebar will just repeat that action. If the last thing you clicked was "pause" or "unpause", then the spacebar would correspond accordingly. Is this terrible UI and UX design? Yes. Is this an oversight? Possibly, but a very stupid one, because in other browser based players, they always default the spacebar to only being binded to the pause and unpause function, whereas disney was dumb enough to not do that. And the unpausing and pausing for 1 frame might be caused by your keyboard's high refresh rate? because the player is registering 2 spacebar inputs when you only mean to input once.
Ah HERE is the British villain
The spacebar just repeats the last button you pressed. So if you want it to be pause, you have to manually press pause first. Is it dumb? Yes. Is it random? No
I love how impressed Dylan was with Auli'i Cravalho's voice acting.
She was very good at voicing Moana and it was her first time!! Like wow👏👏
@@anastasiaidaya And she was around 15 at the time! She did phenomenally.
@@bluelagoon1980 exactly 😊
i get chills everytime i hear the line “i am moana” in the song where her grandma is a stingray. the voice actor had an incredible voice and vocal range that fitted moana perfectly!
19:08 "granmas gonna me saved"
'skips the part where we see her die and becom the ray that guides moana'
Anonymous: you're a sick person. You always wish the characters to die.
Also Dylan: I COULD BE A COCONUT.
You can tell Dylan was genuinely just enjoying the movie most of the time
@couu alis Dylan undoubtedly has a type for aquatic G.I.L.F’s
Especially when the grandma was around lol
the way the grandma died at the start of the movie but still dylan begged for her to be alive the whole movie and then found out the grandma died almost at the end is pure comedy gold
and yet she had the baddest die like how could he missed it??? it was so cool when moana realized she was dead
the baddest death sorry not native English speaker
The grandma was such an incredible character in this movie, even though she died she lived through Moana ❤
"We can exist without insects" I think he needs to watch the bee movie and rethink that thought
Yes but like other than bees, I can't think of any other useful ones
ya like jazz
i would die for him to react to bee movie lol that would be hilarious
literally what I thought
You’re TRULY evil 😭😭😭😭😭😭
a couple of notes to add:
1. the reason she goes out at night is because the ancient polynesians used the stars to navigate, they were expert wayfinders and they never had written maps, only the night sky
2. that forehead touch is actually a nose touch, called a hongi, and you breathe in together as you do it. it's a greeting, kind of like a handshake but a bit more spiritual and respectful
3. moana literally means ocean (in te reo maori which is my frame of reference but also in other polynesian languages) which sounds nice as a name but makes all of the ocean stuff feel a bit on the nose lmao
Yes I'm always confused on the characters are they meant to be maori or Samoan??? Or because I'm from new Zealand and we use the hongi as a greeting but people are saying she's Samoan? Or is she just a representation of all Polynesian decent ?
They changed her name to Vaina in the German version and I have no clue why. Can that be translated as well?
@Kim The reason why it became Vaiana in Europe is that Moana was already a trademark in the EU. In Italy there is also something about a famous porn actress whose name was Moana but I'm not too sure how it influenced the Disney movie.
@@Indywood disney tends to do this thing when they make a cultural movie where they combine EVERY cultural aspect related to it in a vague way(see Raya)
27:51 the smirk 😳💖
29:15 has me sobbing from the scene and from Dylan’s whispering 😂😂
she's an icon, she's a legend and she's deservingly getting her own series soon!
omfg really? that’s so exciting!!
She is?
The series got no update at D23
It's rumoured to have been cancelled
What! Really?
Omg she is!!?
This man will never cease to amaze me in the way he randomly brings in Audible.
it’s a talent
yeah like we all expect it to happen but you never know when. You enjoy the content, forget about it and then boom 💥 audible 💥 😂
@@yukinofairytail7137 unless you catch the foreshadowing- lmao
@@coffeegoddess7938 i never really do tho 😂 i always catch it like one sentence bevor he says it
I know what you mean, he gets me every time! I was planning on turning on subtitles so I could see when he mentions it. I be like, fvck it I'm too lazy to read! Which is why this comment is sponsored by Audible. If you're not a fan of reading, Audible has you covered...
What I love about your reactions is that you voice all the intrusive thoughts I keep in while watching movies 🤣
“When it comes to predicting the most predictable lines in the movie, there’s not anyone better than me” 😂
The amount of joy and happiness Dylan got at 13:16 when he thought the pig was going to die was the most genuine reaction I've ever seen
LITERALLY
And his disappointment when the pig didn’t lol 😂
thats what i was gonna say🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Too bad he completely missed the joke about eating pork.
I coughed on my apple cider lmao
This commentary has everything from wishing death to children to GILFS 10/10
😂😂
Beautiful
Dylan's commitment to casual appreciation for not only milfs, but gilfs, solidifies him as an icon in my mind. This video's also trending. In gaming for some reason. 10/10
Dylan: I want MATURE movies with DEATH and GRIT
Also Dylan: 10:22
I just love it, when you actually enjoy the movies/ shows you're watching. Your roasts are very funny, but these videos have very funny jokes too and it just makes me happy seeing you enjoy stuff!
I had never thought of that but the moment when Moana gives advice on the crops dying and the fish lacking is crucial to the message of the movie : there's no easy fix to the environmental issues we're having / going to have, we have to completely alter our perception and relationship with nature : we see it as a sea of ressources we can just exploit but it's alive / it has a heart and it needs to be taken care of
oh damn thats a really good realization thanks for sharing
It's Disney. Of course there is supposed to be a moral.
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Dylan being increasingly upset with Disney not having their space bar pause correctly on Disney+ is the funniest thing to me. It’s literally so bad I do not know why Disney does not have space bar=pause consistency
I also love how he appreciated how badass Moana is at the end of the movie. Like, yeah, that scene with the water parting and Te Ka is really cool, I’m glad he acknowledged it as such.
the space bar only pauses if the last thing you did with the cursor was pause or resume the show/movie
Sometimes, it pauses AND minimises at the same time for me. It's too annoying
I love how half of the time Dylan is getting mad over how Disney keeps killing off parents but then he always hopes all the characters die
8:56 the amount of times dylan has given chandler bing vibes is unreal but this face is peak chandler
I'm so happy he appreciates Auli'i Cravalho's performance, she did such an amazing job and she was only like 14-15 when she worked in this movie
I’ve been watching Dylan for years and somehow his Audible ads catch me off guard every time. It’s pretty impressive.
I was looking for this kind of comment
It was so smooth everytime
28:02 out of context this is sus
26:18 the way he says “yeeted into the ocean”😂😂
I can't believe I hadn't realized you hadn't seen Moana yet
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Gotta love how Dylan always mixes up New Zealand, Australian and British accents
Tbh, I mix those up too sometimes.
Also the time he called the British coach in She’s the man “Russian guy” the whole time.
Who doesn't
9:25 he’s vibing so much 😂
Oh my goodness when se parts the Ocean and sings I get chills and tears every time. Such a beautiful moment in the film!
12:08 I love how Dylan is so passionate about his "death is a cathartic experience for all cultures, therefore it's the most effective way to connect to any audience" agenda. Quite sweet of him ☺️
He needs to review Step Up - child death is in the movie
"i may have gone a _little_ ways past the reef"
"you bitch"
absolutely AMAZING comedic timing dylan 10/10
Moana is always amazing, and your commentary made it even better! I wasn't even mad about the 10000th Audible sponsor!
I love it when Dylan trolls people who get offended by him and then use it as an underlying theme in a sponsorship ad. Amazing. 😂👏👏👏
I wish Dylan didn't cut out the part where Moana's grandma died. Her reincarnating as a stingray is such an underrated scene.
I honestly don't think he realised she died. He later says that he is still hoping she survives. I believe he was in a state of denial.
Dylan didn't dislike Grandma enough to wish for her death, it seems
@@commentsforthealgorithm1740 the gilf energy was too much for him😔
yea honestly i dont think he understood that she died
Got a stingray tattoo because of this scene and the other one where grandmas ghost visits Moana 😄👌🏼
Dylan moaning to grandma's bars HAHAHSHHAHA
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Anyone else waiting Dylan to do the movie Brave. I have a feeling he'd really enjoy Brave, but you'll probaly need subtitles on. Fun fact Merida is the only Disney princess not to have a english accent.
As someone who has seen this movie a thousand times this was absolutely hilarious 😂
Dylan completely missing the grandmas death right at the beginning is hilarious
I always love watching people who didn’t grow up in a Polynesian country react to this film. Most islands have their own variations on Maui but I always found Te Fiti giving Maui a new fishhook funny cause -for me at least- I grew up with Maui’s fishhook being made from his grandmother’s jawbone. Tamatoa is voiced by a kiwi so you’re not entirely wrong about the British accent, but still not a Brit (I will forever maintain that kiwi accents exist somewhere on a spectrum between Tamatoa and Korg)
Most kiwis actually have a soften accent very different from a British one 🤣 not everyone has a deep accent like tamatoa and korg but some do.
kiwi and aussie accents (well soft accents) are similar in my ear. i could have sworn the crab what aussie
No one cares 😂
Okay I didn't realise that there was a group of people also called Kiwis, and I was really trying to figure out how he was voiced by either a bird or a fruit for a hot second there. It...wasn't my brightest moment...
@@hollywoodisasataniccult4022 I do.
"I could be a coconut. Metaphorically"
😂😂
24:47 🤣 Dylan is the best
Dylan, you've been hiding your musical talent from us this whole time? I'm gonna need every disney movie to be a sing-along from now on
God please no
no thank u
he's so bad ahahahah
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Watching Dylan slowly lose his mind over the Disney spacebar is honestly the best part of every Disney reactions.
9:30 "Mañana!" The random spanish cracked me up, this ain't Coco lmaoooo
The smooth asf transitions to the audible sponsorship get me every time.
"That one's Brian" made me laugh probably more that it should have.
making my night
How did you comment 13 hours ago?
@@no1takethisname yeah wtf?
Bro, how’d you comment 13 hrs ago?
@@no1takethisname exactly!?✨
@@no1takethisname is he possibly from the future?
24:57 that is a great description you gave
And i hated that song too
Dylan, I discovered you 2 days ago and I have to say, you make me smile a lot. I am having a difficult time in my life right now and am taking little breaks during the day with your videos, to get through it. Thank you, take care.
fun fact; tamatoa and "shiny" as a whole is a tribute to david bowie, jemaine clement was asked by lin manuel miranda to channel his inner bowie for his performance
also, tamatoa's accent is kiwi
Dylan’s “Shiny” analogy: Spot on! The song and scene have always creeped me out, much like certain scenes in Thumbelina…
The beetle ball secne?
So glad I'm not the only one who very much disliked this song. I know people who inexplicably love it and I genuinely have no idea why. The tune, the lyrics, the creepy delivery....if any part of this movie was nightmare fuel for me it was this scene and song.
It's sooo creepy. It definitely reminds me of Thumbelina!
@@goma3088 I love and hate the song at the same time.
Like I don't wanna listen to it but for some reason I keep going back to it to listen.
i cant wait for the AFTER video!!!
Commenter: "Dylan you must be a psychopath"
Disney Plus: "Well we are trying to help him on his way"
I’ve never seen someone let every intrusive thought win every time 😂 you’re amazing
Lol!!! ❤️ 🤣
13:19 The absolute JOY in Dylan's face when the pig almost drowned was oddly enough, really pure 😆 Like a child hearing they're about to go to Disney World.
i know 😭😭
“OH MY GOD… she’s Moses”
Legit had me dying
I can't believe you manage to upload EVERY Monday!! So insane seriously don't know how you do it. Happy late 20th birthday by the way! Make sure to spend any birthday money on more backpack shirts!
I don't know if anyone already commented on this but there is a theory that just before Moana got to Maui she died (she fell off her boat in the scene before with the storm) and became a demigod. That's why she was able to find Maui and speak to her dead grandmother. You'll also notice that Maui told her that he was thrown into the ocean (I presume he died then) and only after that did the gods find him and he became a demigod. Moana also dived to the bottom of the ocean after she gave the heart back to it just to retrieve it which would also probably be very hard if she were still human but not if she were a demigod.
Woah, that’s a solid theory
I think that's possible, although I don't think Maui died when he was thrown in the sea. In the actual legend, he is cast into the ocean by his mother, but "Tangaroa's children" (fish, waves, etc.) keep him safe until he ends up back on the beach where his grandfather finds and raises him. I don't think he died then, but was gifted his powers by Tangaroa (god of the sea).
Btw, this is just the version of the legend I was told, but it might be different in other cultures!!
There is a "the protagonist actually dies halfway through" theory about every single movie. They almost always miss.
Maybe what happened to Moana then is similar to Maui. The demigod theory still holds up, just without the death.
Moana literally means ocean in Maori. Maui (I think the Maui represented here) actually birthed my country. With his hook made from a whales jawbone (I think, maybe it was his father's jawbone) he sailed to Aōtearoa (NZ) and pulled the North island up when he caught a huge fish. That's why in māori, the names of the islands are "te Ika(sp??) O Maui" and "the Waka o Maui" meaning the fish of Maui and the boat of Maui for the north and south islands respectively. And the reason the North island has so many hills is that when Maui told people about it, they started cutting bits of the fish up to eat and stuff. Māori culture is pretty interesting at alot of points.
Also, the crabs accent is New Zealand. It's played by jamaine, from Flight of the Conchords and What we do in the Shadows.
It was his grandmother's jawbone actually! The South Island was the waka (canoe) but the more common Māori name for the South Island is Te Wai Pounamu, because of the precious greenstones (pounamu) found in the water (wai) there. There are also a lot of islands in Aotearoa that have mythology around being people lying down, e.g. Te Mata Peak.
@@joeypotter6051 Ahh, that's right. I havnt really learnt māori mythology since highschool, which kinda sucks cause I took it for 4 years and was quite a good speaker and could hold a conversation, but it's kinda like if you don't use it, you lose it.
Thank you for the added info! Are you Maori? I love Moana. Such a well-done movie.
@@azizcammioneur7311 Hey! No I'm not māori. Probably one of the few people left with like, 0, māori in me hahaha. But I know alot, I used to be able to speak it pretty well too.
the way i’ve started to realise when dylan is about to do an audible ad read can say a lot about how much i watch him 😭
After so many audible sponsorships, I just want to say I finally signed up for you Dylan 😎 thank you