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Jacksfilms being invited to the world premiere of the emoji movie just because he kept shitposting about it and Sony believed he was a genuine fan of the movie is still really funny to me
_"Father where can I leave on my own, I got the whole world to see..."_ That adaptation really did Pinocchio dirty with that quote, and that makes Carlo Collodi rolled in his grave.
Tom Kenny is in both Russian Pinocchio and Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio. In the Russian one he voices Geppetto and in Del Toro's one he voices Benito Mussolini.
@@Godzillafan78 yeah... my home country, ran out of ideas of what to air... Yea... my brother and sister is watching the film because they'll be sick of tired of it.
Patrick Stewart is a bigger selllout than balkan influencers promoting gambling. Seriously, there isn't one romanian influencers who didn't promote slots or sport bets at some point.
@@returnedtomonkey8886there’s a difference between selling out where it doesn’t affect the public negatively and one where it does, promoting gambling is miles worse then voicing a character in a movie that, let’s face it, Stewart probably knew was gonna bomb. I’m surprised he did that though because there’s other celebrities like the rock that is like a dictator in that he can have no criticism, he won’t even voice opinions different from the norm online or lose fights on screen
@@returnedtomonkey8886 you make a claim pretty clearly meant to be taken literally then tell me you meant it as a hyperbole? This means either you aren’t fully aware of what a hyperbole is or you are aware and (although it imo is pretty clearly not the case) you are trying to start argument. A hyperbole is a exaggerated statement not meant to be taken literally. A more correct hyperbole would be one where it clearly shows it’s not meant to be taken clearly like ‘I am so hungry I could eat a horse’ which is hard to do here because 1st there is no tone or anything conveyed through text and 2nd this is too subjective, no one can eat a horse in one sitting+ no one eats horses but there is no ultimate sellout that you could compare him to that there is so large a sellout that Patrick could never even sellout as much even if he sold out from childhood all the way to 200
Okay, I'd like to say a few things about the Pinocchio movie you were talking about. Firstly, we don’t have Pinnochio in Russia. Our adaptation of the fairy tale is called Buratino. Secondly, Buratino has a completely different story than Pinocchio. In the Russian version, the main character's nose did not grow (which is why, by the way, the horse says that noses will not grow in the story), Pinocchio has a love interest, and there is a completely different villain. In short, it's a very confusing story
i'll give Norm of the North this, while it is a batshit insane movie franchise that makes you feel like you've been teleported in an asylum, it's own Twitter account has much better humor than The New Norm show...a sitcom show from X.
Maybe "The new norm" is actually just Norm of the north twitter account forced into the shittiest show ever created. Poor Norm of the north twitter mod, free them
Even the movie is better than The New Norm. I'm not kidding when my favorite part of The New Norm is that the protagonist's name reminds me of that bear.
The most painful memory of school I’ve ever had was whenever we had to go inside during lunch my class always chose the emoji movie. I haven’t spoken to them since.
The entire lyrics of I “Am… All of Me” from Shadow The Hedgehog (2005) I see nor hear no evil Black writings on the wall Unleashed a million faces And one by one they fall Black-hearted evil Brave-hearted hero I am all, I am all, I am I, I, I, I am Here we go, buddy Here we go, buddy Here we go Here we go, buddy Here we go Go ahead and try to see through me Do it if you dare (dare) One step forward, two steps back I'm here (one step forward, two steps back) Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it Can you see all of me? Walk into my mystery Step inside and hold on for dear life Do you remember me? Capture you or set you free I am all, I am all of me I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) (Here we go) I see and feel the evil My hands will crush 'em all You think you have the answers I'll laugh and watch you fall Black-hearted evil Brave-hearted hero I am all, I am all, I am I, I, I, I am Here we go, buddy Here we go, buddy Here we go Here we go, buddy Here we go Go ahead and try to see through me Do it if you dare (dare) One step forward, two steps back I'm here (one step forward, two steps back) Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it Can you see all of me? Walk into my mystery Step inside and hold on for dear life Do you remember me? Capture you or set you free I am all, I am all of me (I am, I am all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) (Here we go) I am, I am everyone, everywhere Anyhow, any way, any will, any day I am, I am everyone, everywhere Anyhow, any way, any will, any day I am, I am, I am I am, I am, I am I am Do it, do it, do it, do it Can you see all of me? Walk into my mystery Step inside and hold on for dear life Do you remember me? Capture you or set you free I am all, I am all of me (I am, I am all of me!) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am, I am, I'm all of me (Here we go) I am, I am all of me (me)
@@LowIntSpecimen The game actually understood his character (unlike everything after 06). The game also left his character in a good spot for 06 to work it's magic (ironically another bad game that understood his character and did good for him).
There's actually one scene in Joshua and the Promised Land you forgot about that's basically been burned into my mind. The scene were a newborn child is..."game-ended" right in front of Joshua which leaves him *quite understandably* speechless. Thanks Nostalgia Critic.
@@JakeBurnerDesigns Um...ok. Weird. How did that even get in there? Like, why do that? From what I've seen of the movie (could it be called that??), it doesn't really look like theres any proper plot/direction, but from what it does have in that regard, it doesn't really feel like something like that would even add anything to the "plot". The movie (can it actually be called that, tho!?) feels like a mess of ideas, not necessarily good or bad ones, just ideas in general just thrown into a blender, blended up, then _that_ came out.
@@FennekinTFIt’s supposed to be a retelling of bible stories? but I don’t know how giant spectral ghosts assaulting the city of Jericho is supposed to be a retelling of Joshua 6:1-27, where the walls of Jericho fell after the Israelites marched around the city walls once a day for six days, seven times on the seventh day, with the priests blowing their horns daily and the people shouting on the last day.
@@FennekinTF it’s supposed to be a retelling of the life of the Biblical Joshua with other stuff thrown in. I found it funny how Saberspark said the only good thing about it was the story, but that’s because they took it from an already existing story.
6:06 got that Pinocchio on VHS!!! It was released as a TV fiction broadcasted on Italian TV in Spring 1972 and starred Nino Manfredi as Geppetto, and Gina Lollobrigida as the Blue Fairy. It's one of the best Pinocchio's adaptations, together with Disney's one from 1940 (even if it's very different from the original tale), Garrone's one from 2019 and Del Toro's one from 2022.
Norm of the North is depressing to me, because the studio who made it, Splash Entertainment, used to be Moonscoop/Antefilms, the studio that brought us Code Lyoko.
15:29 at this point in the video i also started to cry. haters might say it’s because i started choking on my food mid-laugh, but i like to think it was because Joshua’s journey truly touched my soul 🥲
@@masterseal0418Animated snuff isn’t possible by definition. More like an animated exploitation film. Snuff films are footage of actual violent crimes filmed by the suspect(s).
I always love seeing people’s reactions whenever I tell them that I was forced to watch The Emoji Movie as part of a school project about Human Emotions.
@@karatebat5156 Oh no, they didn’t. I forget why they chose Emoji Movie over Inside Out but uh… at least we had fun laughing at how bad the Emoji Movie was? Eheh…
Reminder that I have an older brother who works as a sound designer in the animation industry, and one of the movies he worked on was Norm of the north so not only did it somehow happen but a family member of mine somehow got tortured into working on it. Thanks Hollywood.
3:16 Only true intellectuals can appreciate the editing job done here. If you ever do a sequel to this video, you gotta talk about, Felix the Cat: The Movie. It's the visual and audio equivalent of a migraine.
Poop is unironically the best character in the movie because Patrick was a great sport about it. Yeah, there's money, but his reasoning being that he's a Shakespeare actor who's so good, he can even play poop is just funny to me. Yes, I am an 80 year old Facebook grandpa, now go clean your room, buster
Timestamps: 0:00 Intro 0:39 Sponsor 1:44 The Emoji Movie 4:12 Norm of the North 5:36 Pinocchio: A True Story 8:38 Foodfight 12:05 Joshua and the Promised Land 15:39 Outro
Even though emoji movie is hated I think it’s way better than wreck it Ralph 2 since wreck it Ralph 2 ripped off the emoji movie and Ralph 2 story makes no sense and literally ignores the previous movie
Ngl, I kinda liked Jailbreak, she's kinda cute! She's like that one friend who's really uninterested in most things until you get to know her better, and at the same time she's a hackmaster who can probably access all the h3nt4i you could ever want and ever need XD
2:45 All I wanna know is why Smiler was designed to look…good? Please don’t hurt me! I specifically remember, when the Evil is Sexy trope was still a thing, seeing Smiler listed among the examples from animated films, so there is proof that someone out there in this mixed-up world had certain feelings for her. And hey, she’s still not the weirdest Sony character whose design I felt conflicted about. That would belong to the horned monster from Ghostbusters Frozen Empire 😂
I find it insane Sony got back up on their knees to bring Spiderverse as a paradigm shift for animation. Also, the consideration of Jordan Peele being cast as a living turd made him retire from acting and release universally acclaimed horror like Get Out, Us, and Nope. Also, Norm of the North was made by Splash Entertainment: aka the studio behind the Alpha and Omega sequels, Michael Jackson's Halloween, and years earlier with Clifford The Big Red Dog, and the American production of Code Lyoko. Let that sink in.
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sorry about the abrupt cut halfway through the vid i had to remove something that would've gotten me demonetized :)
I’m a big fan and love the comedy. Do you think one day you can review the animated film free bird
You are now Saberspark's replacement
I don't need more food delivery services I think im fine making my own nachos
Did the nachos taste good though?
How the hell did you mess up NACHOS!?!? It’s literally chips and cheese!
Jacksfilms being invited to the world premiere of the emoji movie just because he kept shitposting about it and Sony believed he was a genuine fan of the movie is still really funny to me
This is like when Sony rereleased Morbius bc they actually thought people unironically wanted to watch it bc of the memes and it only made $300K
IT HAPPENED TWICE?!?!?
yeah lol. Sony is so fucking gullible that it’s actually hilarious
They knew. But ironic views are still views.
i actually remember that. it was so funny
“They told me my payment declined but then let me watch it anyway”
Maybe that was the punishment
Adams soul was payment enough
You have to pay to not watch it
Lol
you dont pay with money
DiamondBolt: Joshua & the Promised Land
SaberSpark: No!……NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Joshua: Yes, Sir Saber
I was looking for this.
Lol so funny
*Just kidding you aren’t.*
@@michellepalmaasencio7411 Damn, you showed me.
@@Junior13113 You thought making a Saber Spark joke was funny, sorry bro. But he ain’t cool and ain’t funny.
_"Father where can I leave on my own, I got the whole world to see..."_
That adaptation really did Pinocchio dirty with that quote, and that makes Carlo Collodi rolled in his grave.
Just makes me happy Guillermo Del toro’s Pinocchio adaptation was the best one in 2022.
@@bearerofbadnews1375 By default
@@bruhmaster6950also because it’s Guillermo Del Toro, but fair nonetheless
Father, when can I lay and make you Moaaaan
Who in their right mind thought that Pauly Shore would make a great choice to dub Pinocchio’s voice?!
Tom Kenny is in both Russian Pinocchio and Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio. In the Russian one he voices Geppetto and in Del Toro's one he voices Benito Mussolini.
"I like puppets"
He voices WHO!?
@@trexindominus8119 oh that guy. You know, the leader of Italian Fascist party during the war
@@trexindominus8119 Funny Itallian man who's hand is a helicopter.
As a Bald Italian man who is friends with an Austrian Painter
The emoji movie was the single thing playing in England other than the queen’s funeral. WHY. ANYTHING ELSE.
Because this film is a disgrace
England what fuck
@@Godzillafan78 yeah... my home country, ran out of ideas of what to air...
Yea... my brother and sister is watching the film because they'll be sick of tired of it.
@@pudgesnextturnaround3112 there are so many other things they could put on like actual good American movies or hell get a British movie
Now we know England hates it citizens.
I had to write a report on hate crime. All I could think of was the clip of the Patrick Stewart shit emoji going "Should we wash our hands"
Patrick Stewart is a bigger selllout than balkan influencers promoting gambling.
Seriously, there isn't one romanian influencers who didn't promote slots or sport bets at some point.
@@returnedtomonkey8886there’s a difference between selling out where it doesn’t affect the public negatively and one where it does, promoting gambling is miles worse then voicing a character in a movie that, let’s face it, Stewart probably knew was gonna bomb. I’m surprised he did that though because there’s other celebrities like the rock that is like a dictator in that he can have no criticism, he won’t even voice opinions different from the norm online or lose fights on screen
@@Kero-zc5tc I know it's not even close to as bad as promoting gambling but i wanted to do a hyperbole.
@@returnedtomonkey8886 you make a claim pretty clearly meant to be taken literally then tell me you meant it as a hyperbole? This means either you aren’t fully aware of what a hyperbole is or you are aware and (although it imo is pretty clearly not the case) you are trying to start argument. A hyperbole is a exaggerated statement not meant to be taken literally. A more correct hyperbole would be one where it clearly shows it’s not meant to be taken clearly like ‘I am so hungry I could eat a horse’ which is hard to do here because 1st there is no tone or anything conveyed through text and 2nd this is too subjective, no one can eat a horse in one sitting+ no one eats horses but there is no ultimate sellout that you could compare him to that there is so large a sellout that Patrick could never even sellout as much even if he sold out from childhood all the way to 200
Erm, actually, his son said that, fake Emoji Movie fan 🥱
Okay, I'd like to say a few things about the Pinocchio movie you were talking about.
Firstly, we don’t have Pinnochio in Russia. Our adaptation of the fairy tale is called Buratino.
Secondly, Buratino has a completely different story than Pinocchio. In the Russian version, the main character's nose did not grow (which is why, by the way, the horse says that noses will not grow in the story), Pinocchio has a love interest, and there is a completely different villain.
In short, it's a very confusing story
Does he still get hanged for his crimes?
@@bepisthescienceman4202 No, Fox Alice and Cat Basilio scamed him and hanged
👆🤓🤓🤓🤓
Ahh, shit. In my comment I should said Buratino instead of Pinocchio, sorry guys my bad
Thanks
i'll give Norm of the North this, while it is a batshit insane movie franchise that makes you feel like you've been teleported in an asylum, it's own Twitter account has much better humor than The New Norm show...a sitcom show from X.
Maybe "The new norm" is actually just Norm of the north twitter account forced into the shittiest show ever created. Poor Norm of the north twitter mod, free them
Norm of the North
Even the movie is better than The New Norm.
I'm not kidding when my favorite part of The New Norm is that the protagonist's name reminds me of that bear.
*twitter not x
I was a fool thinking Bolt was doing a dedicated video to the hit Norm Of The North franchise
The most painful memory of school I’ve ever had was whenever we had to go inside during lunch my class always chose the emoji movie. I haven’t spoken to them since.
5:18 “ i think i just did” absolute cinema
Flashed by the goobgabgabalab in the first 5 seconds is not the best look
globglogabgalab*🤓
@@Dfnkeyim gonna take all of ur books now
The entire lyrics of I “Am… All of Me” from Shadow The Hedgehog (2005)
I see nor hear no evil
Black writings on the wall
Unleashed a million faces
And one by one they fall
Black-hearted evil
Brave-hearted hero
I am all, I am all, I am
I, I, I, I am
Here we go, buddy
Here we go, buddy
Here we go
Here we go, buddy
Here we go
Go ahead and try to see through me
Do it if you dare (dare)
One step forward, two steps back
I'm here (one step forward, two steps back)
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it
Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside and hold on for dear life
Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am all, I am all of me
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
(Here we go)
I see and feel the evil
My hands will crush 'em all
You think you have the answers
I'll laugh and watch you fall
Black-hearted evil
Brave-hearted hero
I am all, I am all, I am
I, I, I, I am
Here we go, buddy
Here we go, buddy
Here we go
Here we go, buddy
Here we go
Go ahead and try to see through me
Do it if you dare (dare)
One step forward, two steps back
I'm here (one step forward, two steps back)
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it
Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside and hold on for dear life
Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am all, I am all of me
(I am, I am all of me)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
(Here we go)
I am, I am everyone, everywhere
Anyhow, any way, any will, any day
I am, I am everyone, everywhere
Anyhow, any way, any will, any day
I am, I am, I am
I am, I am, I am
I am
Do it, do it, do it, do it
Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside and hold on for dear life
Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am all, I am all of me
(I am, I am all of me!)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
I am, I am, I'm all of me
(Here we go)
I am, I am all of me (me)
W
Shadow the hedgehog is full of bangers, people just refuse to acknowledge it cause its edgy
You're so based for this
@@LowIntSpecimen The game actually understood his character (unlike everything after 06). The game also left his character in a good spot for 06 to work it's magic (ironically another bad game that understood his character and did good for him).
Most based comment on a diamondbolt video
As someone who actually read the Bible, the Joshua and the Promised land movie is actually nothing like the Bible story of Moses nor Joshua
Wait, Joshua isn't a lion?
Yeah i was kinda offended by it tbh
Except the genocide of an entire city did happen.
@pocketplayer33 I meant mostly not like the Bible, sorry I should have clarified
Joshua the Jesus lion has saved me from eternal damnation.
There's actually one scene in Joshua and the Promised Land you forgot about that's basically been burned into my mind.
The scene were a newborn child is..."game-ended" right in front of Joshua which leaves him *quite understandably* speechless.
Thanks Nostalgia Critic.
What.........?
@@FennekinTF Yea, that actually happened.
Crazy thing is the film isn't even rated. So they could've gotten away with anything.
@@JakeBurnerDesigns Um...ok. Weird. How did that even get in there? Like, why do that? From what I've seen of the movie (could it be called that??), it doesn't really look like theres any proper plot/direction, but from what it does have in that regard, it doesn't really feel like something like that would even add anything to the "plot". The movie (can it actually be called that, tho!?) feels like a mess of ideas, not necessarily good or bad ones, just ideas in general just thrown into a blender, blended up, then _that_ came out.
@@FennekinTFIt’s supposed to be a retelling of bible stories? but I don’t know how giant spectral ghosts assaulting the city of Jericho is supposed to be a retelling of Joshua 6:1-27, where the walls of Jericho fell after the Israelites marched around the city walls once a day for six days, seven times on the seventh day, with the priests blowing their horns daily and the people shouting on the last day.
@@FennekinTF it’s supposed to be a retelling of the life of the Biblical Joshua with other stuff thrown in. I found it funny how Saberspark said the only good thing about it was the story, but that’s because they took it from an already existing story.
0:41 my brain is so rotted i literally cannot watch this clip without thinking of that one tweet
I don't have tw
Which tweet?
What tweet
a latinx making a taco ♥ heartwarming
5:55 I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a delivery before. Oh my god.
13:47 THE DR DISRESPECT JOKE IS CRAZY 😂
LOL
14:50 That was in the Bible 90 year anniversary DLC, it was a limited time exclusive, so it's understandable why it flew under the radar
How to ratatwang your panda is still the greatest bad animated movie ever made.
All right, you asked for it!
@@rosykindbunny1313 OH BOY!!
Wait theres a movie called How to Ratawang your Panda😮
6:06 got that Pinocchio on VHS!!! It was released as a TV fiction broadcasted on Italian TV in Spring 1972 and starred Nino Manfredi as Geppetto, and Gina Lollobrigida as the Blue Fairy. It's one of the best Pinocchio's adaptations, together with Disney's one from 1940 (even if it's very different from the original tale), Garrone's one from 2019 and Del Toro's one from 2022.
That’s about to give me nightmares 😢
Norm of the North is depressing to me, because the studio who made it, Splash Entertainment, used to be Moonscoop/Antefilms, the studio that brought us Code Lyoko.
Wow, even Xana thought that movie was going to fail.
Your thumbnails are THE "thumbnails" of all time.
Apparently Joshua and the Promised land made $350,000 which feels way less than deserved
@@psygamez7727 Still 5 times more than Foodfight
The fact the bad Pinocchio voice actor is the same guy who plays the cheese wiz guy in the goofy movie brings me a certain amount of joy
the voice acting isn´t even bad though, it´s just out of place
Too many humans are moving to the arctic just to see a tweaking polar bear is such a wild statement
So true
The editing is so good, man! It's so funny and quick, so much so that it makes the ad read unskippable!
Pauly Shore is that guy in a Goofy movie that loves cheese wizz
Ohhh new hairstyle. Looking good Diamondbolt as always
Fr he looks so good!
Would “Our Drawings” be able to qualify as one of the worst animated movies of all time?
two diamondbolt uploads within the same month???
this is a historical event..
3:53 This caught me off guard 😂
I offer you Rapsittie street kids, somehow they director was able to hire multiple famous voice actors such as Nancy Cartright
12:08 the most relatable diamandbolt line
The emoji movie: "Aww shit here we go agon"
The emoji movie and Pinocchio is literally the worst movie of history vs the worst movie of today
15:29 at this point in the video i also started to cry. haters might say it’s because i started choking on my food mid-laugh, but i like to think it was because Joshua’s journey truly touched my soul 🥲
No.
“Where The Dead Go To Die” has to be the REAL worst animated movie to ever exist
Because it is animated snuff. 😣
Never heard of it.
@@masterseal0418Animated snuff isn’t possible by definition.
More like an animated exploitation film.
Snuff films are footage of actual violent crimes filmed by the suspect(s).
Agreed big time
Food fight is like a bunch of weird gamers playing a crappy game.
I always love seeing people’s reactions whenever I tell them that I was forced to watch The Emoji Movie as part of a school project about Human Emotions.
Guess they forgot that Inside Out existed.
@@karatebat5156 Oh no, they didn’t. I forget why they chose Emoji Movie over Inside Out but uh… at least we had fun laughing at how bad the Emoji Movie was? Eheh…
Schools choosing the worst media as part of school projects (I'm Finally Free)
I actually liked that movie as a kid
@@MartinBeatrixit was okay at best but still pretty bad, good you enjoyed it
Father, when can I leave to be on my own? I’ve got the whole world to see 💅
Wake up babe, new Diamondbolt
7:31 interesting fact: in original Pinocchio doesn’t make sounds here.
You forgot too mention “Rapsitie Street Kids: Believe in Santa!”
Yeah
Lmao that poor grandma character that had her lines corrupted in the making of the movie, so she speaks like she's having a stroke or smth 😭😭
Don’t worry he mentioned it in the second one 😅
I remember watching Food Fight back then and thinking it was good when I saw it as a child 💀
Oh the realization. It's so bad.
6:02 I worry for your sanity
Reminder that I have an older brother who works as a sound designer in the animation industry, and one of the movies he worked on was Norm of the north so not only did it somehow happen but a family member of mine somehow got tortured into working on it. Thanks Hollywood.
0:23 what does he mean by this
3:16 Only true intellectuals can appreciate the editing job done here.
If you ever do a sequel to this video, you gotta talk about, Felix the Cat: The Movie. It's the visual and audio equivalent of a migraine.
Yes, I watched it and it was eye searingly sloppy, co-produced in Hungary of all nations!
how do you mess up nachos tho, you literally just have to cover chips with tasty stuff
Maybe the worst animated movies were the friends we made along the way
Overused joke now.
@@yuki2320 January 10th 14 32am 2025
Ima touch you
We probably have the worst friends in the universe now
Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 😐
NO STOP I LOVE GNOMIO AND JULIET STOOOPPP
Seek help
Even people who somehow like it can't spell the title correctly...
@@KanekoIA Shows how deep-fried their brains are
seek mental advice
Are you 3 years old
0:22 Come on, you can't be insulting Goat Story like that, it's a national tresure and the most successful animated movie from the Czech Republic
The fact they made a pinnochio movie and then took away the one thing that makes pinnochio interesting is so crazy
Bro isn't ready for Dingo production movies
Why did I find that one clip where the dinosaur makes a funny sound hilarious when I was little.
I know kids are dumb, but what was I thinking?
He didnt count mockbuster films
@@Zebra_fandomfella03 to be fair, mockbusters are often very low budget, sometime trademark infringing cash ins of their big budget counterparts.
@@Cubeytheawesome YEE
How did rob schneider go from being in the benchwarmers, a classic comedy to a twerking polar bear🤦♂️
Moral of the video: never trust an animated project with a main character named Norm
But if it is a secondary occasional sidekick, then absolutely
(Phineas and Ferb)
9:49 this part literally feels like something straight out of an SFM animation that was originally recorded in VR World😭
3:00 is that the mario's madness v2 all stars scream that gf does?
"Father, when can I leave to be on my owwnnnnn? 😫💅"
"Bye bye Daddy! 💅😘🤗"
"Great adventures await! 😄💅✨ Skidee skidee skidee"
"Pinocchio 3000"
Excuse me, the FUC
Basically it’s Pinocchio mixed with Astro Boy gone horribly wrong!
Pinocchio 3000 never heard of that one and I think I don’t want to
12:50 "So, what's the budget for this movie?"
Director: "no"
9:33 I was really confused until you mentioned Charlie Sheen, then it all made sense.
The world will never be ready for the masterpiece that is norm of the north
"Norm has Relapsed"
At least he did the "re" one instead of the "pro" one
Poop is unironically the best character in the movie because Patrick was a great sport about it. Yeah, there's money, but his reasoning being that he's a Shakespeare actor who's so good, he can even play poop is just funny to me. Yes, I am an 80 year old Facebook grandpa, now go clean your room, buster
5:30 that Hitman reference was unexpected
Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
0:39 Sponsor
1:44 The Emoji Movie
4:12 Norm of the North
5:36 Pinocchio: A True Story
8:38 Foodfight
12:05 Joshua and the Promised Land
15:39 Outro
5:17 this joke is too good 😂
divorce in the black got a 0% rotten tomatos rating 😂😂💀💀 how is that even possible
8:52 microwave society found!
:0 OMG
I thought I was the only one who noticed : D
Well no shit
0:38 Somebody Insert some Epic Beatbox Music!
The Dr Disrespect bit caught me off guard
Yooooo, I love that you watched that Pinocchio movie. My dad made me watch that it too😭😭
It honestly baffles me that such a great actor like Patrick Stewart voiced the poop emoji
He’s Bullock, what were you expecting
I love Patrick Stewart. He was asked to play the shit emoji and his response was "Sign me the fuck up!"
0:02 EWW WHAT IS THAT
Kanye west
The globglogabgalab
@@machintosh3008 fr
The glob globgkabglab
Bro doesnt know the globgloglabgolab
Even though emoji movie is hated I think it’s way better than wreck it Ralph 2 since wreck it Ralph 2 ripped off the emoji movie and Ralph 2 story makes no sense and literally ignores the previous movie
Thank you Diamond Daddy
Bro your edits are hilarious and your commentary as well 😂😂😂😂
13:35 is this analog horror??
Phantomstrider did mentioned that The emoji movie like what if this movie actully taught us how to share our feeling and Emotions to one another
Ngl, I kinda liked Jailbreak, she's kinda cute! She's like that one friend who's really uninterested in most things until you get to know her better, and at the same time she's a hackmaster who can probably access all the h3nt4i you could ever want and ever need XD
I wish I made her, cuz then she’d be in better hands
I'm surprised the prodigy wasn't on that list it's funny but badly animated I always find the part with the panda having a rock in his but funny
2:45
All I wanna know is why Smiler was designed to look…good? Please don’t hurt me! I specifically remember, when the Evil is Sexy trope was still a thing, seeing Smiler listed among the examples from animated films, so there is proof that someone out there in this mixed-up world had certain feelings for her.
And hey, she’s still not the weirdest Sony character whose design I felt conflicted about. That would belong to the horned monster from Ghostbusters Frozen Empire 😂
I find it insane Sony got back up on their knees to bring Spiderverse as a paradigm shift for animation. Also, the consideration of Jordan Peele being cast as a living turd made him retire from acting and release universally acclaimed horror like Get Out, Us, and Nope.
Also, Norm of the North was made by Splash Entertainment: aka the studio behind the Alpha and Omega sequels, Michael Jackson's Halloween, and years earlier with Clifford The Big Red Dog, and the American production of Code Lyoko. Let that sink in.
7:10 B Y E D A D D Y
Honestly i love these kinda videos and wouldnt mind another one about something similar. Keep up the good work mr bolt
9:16 BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! STARNGER DANGER!
Those last two actually killed me😭😭😭
WAAAAAAIT! I GIVE UPON THEE DIAMONDBOLT, RAPSITTIE STREET KIDS BELIEVE IN SANTA!
I skipped the Factor ad but a real AD pops up after
Not Dr disrespect bro 😭😭
My worst animated ranked
3. Jungle bunch that you never heard of
2. The emoji movie
1. Easily megamind 2
Finding Jesus💀💀
Call me a psychopath, but those nachos kinda look fire. Maybe it’s just because I haven’t eaten anything all day.
0:09 this part is so funny lol 36 tomato meter 8000 audience score lol