Everything about this video is an unintentional masterpiece. Everything about it is so depressing. From his sad face, his oversized shirt, the pathetic amount of chips put on the plate. The goopiness of the cheese, the weird zoom in on the sad mess of a meal at the end.... it's so good.
God, I just want to see him one day passing by and say "hey, your show really helps me find affordable meals in college, thanks for always keeping us students in mind!" Even if it's a total lie. I just want to give him some semblance of a compliment.......or hope. The pain and emptiness in this poor man is so heartbreaking that it's actually giving me anxiety.
Holy crap. I never thought to punch a hole in the bottom of the can to release the vacuum and make the contents fall out easier. This guy legitimately taught me something.
Can we all appreciate the fact that, when opening the can of chili, he turns it upside down and uses the can opener to poke a small hole so there is no vacuum, thus causing the chili to slide out effortlessly. A true Renaissance man.
10/10, never before have I seen such amazing enthusiasm, he really just brings his heart out and it seems as if he's glowing with joy! Got me extremely excited when he said hes going to make nachos in that powerful voice. Incredible.
That dead look in his eyes, the slow speech. This is a broken man - he has lived alone since his wife died from disease years ago, she cooked everything for him and now he has to fend for himself - an empty shell of a man. Forced to eat microwave college kid food at his age. He spent his retirement money on his wife's funeral. He volunteers at a homeless shelter, doling out more horrible food for homeless people. Look at the shame. The defeat. This is what you have to look forward, as the camera pans in on the bowl of failure before him, you look into the reflection and see yourself in 60 years. Broken, dead inside, alone...
I saw this video on meme base, and I honestly didn't understand why someone would make a video like this (it seems like something far too easy to make a tutorial about). But now it makes sense, and I think that's a very generous thing, to spend his effort and free time to help students! People online may ridicule him, but I really respect him for this! ^-^
Dude I've got no friends but even *I've* got fucking standards First of all I don't want dead friends, I've enough of those on Steam. Second of all you gotta enjoy noodles, because I like noodles and you also like noodles I wish maybe hopefully?
This guy is the wildest of all the wildcats. He just fills me with enthusiasm and energy. Also at 2:16 he is totally not reading from cards behind the screen, or he’s just contemplating life.
+Zack Frailey No, he was accused of being a sex offender, and he really was experiencing a lot of pain. he's dead now, don't know how he died, probably of suicide. It wasn't an act...
zombietop Weber the Microwave joined the National Socialist German Worker's Party in 1939 as the world's first microwave prototype and has been upgraded ever since the Allies occupied Munich and captured him in 1946.
I'm literally crying. And not the laughing type! Oh god ... I just. I tear up watching this. I'm going to just go talk to my grandpa now for a good while, see you. I'm sad.
Because they know the audience would kill themselves staring at this sad lump for 4 and a half minutes..... or because its just completely awkward and creepy considering the whole sex offender thing
That was spellbinding. The actor, portraying Everyman, struggles against not only technology but his own mortality. The grayness of his shirt signifying the grayness that is his life. Will he survive long enough to see his creation realized? Or will he succumb to exhaustion from his Sisyphean effort? The lingering shot of the chili cheese dip, roughly and carelessly mixed, symbolizes the ambivalence, the apathy, that Everyman feels toward his mundane existence. Bravo, Everyman! Let us hope he soon finds 6 people to come share $1 servings of his cheese dip, a veritable Last Supper for the American Dream.
If you think abt the mix it's not so bad. You now have 3 options: chili/cheese, just chili, or just cheese. Steven is two steps ahead of you at all times.
Apparently this guy actually was the mastermind behind this concept, and it was something he wanted to do, even though other people told him it was a bad idea. He basically thought it was the greatest idea ever and was not even willing to listen to advice. So don't feel sorry for him, he's just doing what he likes (and considering that, I would hardly want to see him doing something he really doesn't like, it would be too depressing). Source: Baertaffy, the guy who apparently filmed this
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give this man a cup of hugs
he probably gave that child he molested a bunch of hugs
me and my boy steven can have a wild night cuddling in the nude in a bathtub filled with nacho cheese
+Cjarter he didn't molest a child. it was some other sex offense, but not as bad as touching a child
he peed in a bush
Billy Mays he forced sexual contact
The secret ingredient is sadness
It's not very secret
Tosho reference
just pour the fukin sadness
then...
add about half a cup of...
sadness...
brianxj that's why it feels...so...good.....
When you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
+ZorbaTheDutch
when you cook into the abyss, the abyss also cooks into you!
+ZorbaTheDutch When you look into the abyss. Steven Reed looks back at you.
+Chris Fitzsimmons More accurately, When you look into Steve Reed, the abyss looks back at you.
It's like an endless cycle.
The Difference is.....You blinked
Everything about this video is an unintentional masterpiece. Everything about it is so depressing.
From his sad face, his oversized shirt, the pathetic amount of chips put on the plate. The goopiness of the cheese, the weird zoom in on the sad mess of a meal at the end.... it's so good.
Who did this to you, Steven? Who hurt you?
yeah but after he did this cooking show.
+James Clydesdale no he's not
"Steven, stammer if ISIS is imprisoning you!"
That website is trash James.
Can you please remove that link? that counts as doxing witch is illegal..
This is so depressing, but once you have a dip of that mad chili cheese sauce all your problems will go away.
+Jombo I think he added a bit of cyanide in it
Jombo he is only depressed because he does have three to six people to share it with
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ua-cam.com/video/gzgj2VndmDk/v-deo.html The Real Reason Why Steven Reed is so Sad in his Cooking Videos
Why are you gonna lock the room and set the house on fire while I pretend I'm 4-6 friends of people?
"Careful with the cheese sauce because it's hot." Proceeds to pick the jar up with bare hands a few moments later.
the only pain he feels is internal now
If you're feeling pain at least you're feeling something.
+brandon zhang you made my day sir hahhahaha
He did use a napkin
😢
this makes me so sad i want to hug him
Not advisable.
oh my god
It could be a rumor, I only learnt that he was one from two articles that practically said the same thing and have no sources to it.
I'd hug him.
+Concerned Person You can find his record online. It even tells you what car he drives.
+Luis Beltrame This is untrue. Check your sources. And find out what "registered sex offender" means.
I love how at 2:19 he's immediately apologetic about how it will cost you about $6
God, I just want to see him one day passing by and say "hey, your show really helps me find affordable meals in college, thanks for always keeping us students in mind!" Even if it's a total lie. I just want to give him some semblance of a compliment.......or hope. The pain and emptiness in this poor man is so heartbreaking that it's actually giving me anxiety.
That would actually work
I literally started crying at the failed bag opening...
The first ingredient is an ugly divorce, followed by eternal sadness.
***** To taste.
***** that's hilarious because he ACTUALLY IS a convicted sex offender
Omg thecaneshow! That is is no way the reason that this was popular. U just blew me mind bruv
***** And a dash of alcoholism, all thrown together.
With a side of loneliness
I hope this poor man doesn't suffer too much these days
his suffering is over, he died
Billy Mays
Well, may he find peace in the sweet release of death.
+Donteo50 ppl says he was a sex offender...
+ReStOrEd2000CZE he was
Chentayy
It seems its true, but still he looks so fucking done with life in this video lol
Holy crap. I never thought to punch a hole in the bottom of the can to release the vacuum and make the contents fall out easier. This guy legitimately taught me something.
all around me are familiar faces...
I was thinking more something by the Smiths.
worn out faces...
+Pasta Fagioli another song by Simon and garfunkel 'I am a rock I am an island'
Lol
Hello, Wildcats! Depressingly microwaves ingredients for about 30 seconds. Pours ingredients. Awkward silence, slowly zooms in on food.
That slow and sinister zoom of the end product at the end as if to say "this dip is a metaphor for my regret"
"And this is Weber Cooks"
*Zooms in intensely on bowl of partially mixed chili cheese dip*
Give him a break. He doesn’t have the energy
2:41 - 2:53 raw, true, emotional cinema.
poor guy
and so started the Nouveau Crue movement in cinema
do you guys heard the sniff too?
I think they edited his crying out.
That is the saddest fucking meal ive ever seen in my life
I feel so sorry for Steven. I just wanna give this guy a hug. He seems so sad
hes a sex offender so i dont think thats a good idea
he peed in a bush in public and the only charge for peeing in a bush is sex offense
+PepsiTwist DN he also died in 2012
PepsiTwist, shut up you little bitch. You know nothing.
lmao? little kid seeking attention the comments of UA-cams comment section?
I keeping having to re-watch this because I keep forgetting all of the ingredients.
I keep forgetting how many chips
@@bench175 I hope they're on a plate, because otherwise this recipe won't work
I love how at the end he just looks down in shame on that atrocity.
Can we all appreciate the fact that, when opening the can of chili, he turns it upside down and uses the can opener to poke a small hole so there is no vacuum, thus causing the chili to slide out effortlessly. A true Renaissance man.
The most useful tip of the whole process and he omits explaining it
This recipe will feed 3-6 people.. that are NEVER showing up.
theyre there, just chained in the basment, human centipede style
Welp
@@dunkind6214 imagine the horror after they head ingested this recipe
This guy got arrested for 2nd degree rape look him up he says his name
@@lilpincone7010 lol wtf?
Your move Ramsay
Eat your heart out, Gordon Ramsay
*I T 'S F U C K I N G R A W*
#gordonramsay
Lol
10/10, never before have I seen such amazing enthusiasm, he really just brings his heart out and it seems as if he's glowing with joy! Got me extremely excited when he said hes going to make nachos in that powerful voice. Incredible.
That dead look in his eyes, the slow speech. This is a broken man - he has lived alone since his wife died from disease years ago, she cooked everything for him and now he has to fend for himself - an empty shell of a man. Forced to eat microwave college kid food at his age. He spent his retirement money on his wife's funeral. He volunteers at a homeless shelter, doling out more horrible food for homeless people.
Look at the shame. The defeat.
This is what you have to look forward, as the camera pans in on the bowl of failure before him, you look into the reflection and see yourself in 60 years. Broken, dead inside, alone...
There aGOES MY GOOD MOO D
MackB55
You made my day reading your comment! I feel better about myself after watching this video
MackB55 This is hilarious. I'm crying from laughter
+MackB55 This is like something out of Metal Gear.
please do the eulogy for my funeral
Ah yes, my fav Doug strim, old man cooking nachos
I learned how to make a chili & cheese nacho dip that can feed from 3 to 6 people and it only took 3 minutes. God Bless you, Steven Reed!
"The cheese sauce is really hot...and the chili is hot also..." Give this man an Emmy.
2:20-2:35 isn't that just one of the most depressing tone you've heard coming from an aged adult
Tones*
+Carlos Mayoral good god I've never noticed that, he almost cries lol
Carlos Mayoral a
he was speaking economics
the positive energy is overwhelming !
That last moment... when he looks sad at the camera, and it cuts to the barely mixed bowl and 9/10 nachos on a plate... masterpiece.
Is it me or is it really satisfying when he pours the cheese into the bowl
I saw this video on meme base, and I honestly didn't understand why someone would make a video like this (it seems like something far too easy to make a tutorial about). But now it makes sense, and I think that's a very generous thing, to spend his effort and free time to help students! People online may ridicule him, but I really respect him for this! ^-^
What if I don't have three to six people
You should ask him to join?
+Jan S. he's dead
Dude I've got no friends but even *I've* got fucking standards
First of all I don't want dead friends, I've enough of those on Steam.
Second of all you gotta enjoy noodles, because I like noodles and you also like noodles I wish maybe hopefully?
its okay he doesn't
that is the face of a man who has seen babies die
***** Yes.
***** yeah, he was doing this as community service
MyKillerson ya.. no.
Aaand when the babies neck is broken. It UUUUM begins to stop breathing. Aaaaaaaaaand then you begin to die a little inside. this is Steven Reid
@@bunkerwise9816 I had a hard time holding my laughter this morning because of this comment. XD!
This looks unironically good. Thank you Weber Cooks, very cool!
This guy is the wildest of all the wildcats. He just fills me with enthusiasm and energy.
Also at 2:16 he is totally not reading from cards behind the screen, or he’s just contemplating life.
this some sort of avant garde performance art... right? RIGHT??!?!?!
+Zack Frailey No, he was accused of being a sex offender, and he really was experiencing a lot of pain. he's dead now, don't know how he died, probably of suicide. It wasn't an act...
Some Random Chicken you are thinking of a different person. the Stephen in this video is an old family friend
A dip for three to six p-people
His secret ingredient is sadness.
i feel bad 4 him.. i wanna hug him
Lydia Mendes fr
Lydia Mendes you cant hes dead
He touches the scalding hot bowel so that he could feel something.
you made me laugh so hard thanks
Yo nlss man here, Did baertaffy film this?
Do you know the story? I only saw the tweet.
The Ultra Peepi Apparently Baertaffy filmed this lol he said it on the NLSS earlier tonight
yeah Im not fully aware, just heard it and muted nlss and watched a few, this guy is sad as hell.
yeah he did, and said this guy was weird, and that food came from the microwave to the trash even he didnt eat it!
NL's reaction yo finding out Baer filimed this was pricless
Great instructional video. Saved my marriage.
wait, if he says his name is Steven Reed, then who is Weber?
...the microwave?
Best comment ever.
Weber a University where this was filmed. Sadly I know this because I live in the state this guy was arrested in.
arrested? hahahah what
zombietop Weber the Microwave joined the National Socialist German Worker's Party in 1939 as the world's first microwave prototype and has been upgraded ever since the Allies occupied Munich and captured him in 1946.
For this entire time I thought this was filmed at northwestern university in Evanston, IL
That cold … silent … stoic and utterly sinister ending shot is the icing on the metaphorical cake that is Steven’s artistic vision
This guy saw into the future of 2020 and was never the same again...
1:05 Vietnam flashback
Comment of the year, have an internet.
LOL
omg I'm crying.
fuckin 8/8
"face down in the mud"
im crying
This dish comes with a side dish of sad.
I'm literally crying. And not the laughing type! Oh god ... I just. I tear up watching this. I'm going to just go talk to my grandpa now for a good while, see you. I'm sad.
I've watched this video countless times and I still don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Having been a member of many a small group, I can attest to the satisfaction level of this 6 buck dip.
this looks like it can be on Adult Swim late at night...
Tim and Eric were involved in this somehow
+Brad2Penske I think they were interested in him because he fit their comedy style. Don't know anything else though.
+Brad2Penske Nope, this was real and totally unironic
Rasputin Varez correct
tim and eric stole all their cringe from public access tv
Brad2Penske the production values are similar.
He decimated that chip bag
The panning zoom at the end really sells the thing.
so short yet it says so much
That struggle with the chips bag ahahahaha
ahaha.... haha... ha....
What's the matter Weber? You look so sad and that Chili Cheese sauce should make anyone so very happy!
"we'll have dip for 3 to 6 people when we're done". Or in his case just himself.....when the camera is not rolling.
oh come on dont be mean he's depressed
Fuckoff man.
you fucking bully, I'll shank ya
Give this man some hugs and happiness he tried his best.
i really feel sorry for the guy after watching this. This is really the charisma I want in a cooking show.
"the things are done"
Quite possibly my favorite video on UA-cam
This video makes me clinically depressed whenever I watch it.
Fraki Thank you for that, Alex.
Someone please give this man a hug.
Thank you for a great recipe! I enyojed it with my firends and we loved it! We really were satisfied, Thank you!
why was the 4.5 minutes of microwaving edited out?
Because they know the audience would kill themselves staring at this sad lump for 4 and a half minutes..... or because its just completely awkward and creepy considering the whole sex offender thing
Vinnisaurus I think that would make the video 20x better
His sentences have no periods. Finishing a sentence would Imply you are content with something. Steve will never be content.
harsh
is he being unwillfully coerced?
why do i always come back to this video
2:38 “and this is Weber cooks” And thus the cold empty silence of Misery and Despair lingers.
lol the bag of chips is 6 bucks by itself 10 years later
Please watch this while listening to Mad World by Gary Jules
The current state of Neopets
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+Heruru Meruru Gaia Online, too.
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He picked up the piping hot cheese jar so he can feel something.
That was spellbinding. The actor, portraying Everyman, struggles against not only technology but his own mortality. The grayness of his shirt signifying the grayness that is his life. Will he survive long enough to see his creation realized? Or will he succumb to exhaustion from his Sisyphean effort? The lingering shot of the chili cheese dip, roughly and carelessly mixed, symbolizes the ambivalence, the apathy, that Everyman feels toward his mundane existence. Bravo, Everyman! Let us hope he soon finds 6 people to come share $1 servings of his cheese dip, a veritable Last Supper for the American Dream.
It takes a lot to make a stew
Specially when is me and you… ♪
+Marshall Lee (マーシャルリ) too many cooks
I think he doesn’t even care that he is held at gunpoint
If you think abt the mix it's not so bad. You now have 3 options: chili/cheese, just chili, or just cheese. Steven is two steps ahead of you at all times.
The most realistic video ever made.
This dude was so wholesome, new favorite cooking show.
Apparently this guy actually was the mastermind behind this concept, and it was something he wanted to do, even though other people told him it was a bad idea. He basically thought it was the greatest idea ever and was not even willing to listen to advice. So don't feel sorry for him, he's just doing what he likes (and considering that, I would hardly want to see him doing something he really doesn't like, it would be too depressing).
Source: Baertaffy, the guy who apparently filmed this
rkrokberg Did Baertaffy do a Q&A somewhere? I'd like to read more about this if you could point me in the right direction.
Krokberg you would think he would be more energetic if it was something he likes doing.
If I didn't know better, this could be part of Tim and Eric show. It has that same vibe, minus the random special fx.
We love you Steven please don't be sad :(
he was a registered sex offender and died in prison
+ToastedFIFA he was my friend 8==D~○
The cookery show for people who don't hate themselves enough.
"Okay the things are done"
you can tell this guy really cares... about what I have no idea
This guy needs a hug like if you will give him one
Man... The way he says "p-people", almost made cry, he looks so sad and depressed, not even i smile goddamn....
who is making him do this show
I have returned my children
Sup Steven
This is art. Play this on a loop at The Louvre.
a cook of constant sorrow
"And we'll have a dip for....3-6 pp..people"
Damn, the sadness is just too much to take
Hope everything goes well for you man, keep your chin up.
He showed that bag who the boss is! 💪
i hope he's doing well
so much passion
OMG he just looks so broken I want to hug him
JoshuaRants
REALLY?
GamerForEver yup. google it man.
+JoshuaRants he's dead though
anime gaming i did not know that. shit, son.