I have a theory that nobody actually gets first place in online Mario Kart matches and the game just assigns you anywhere from 7th to 12th place based on how many amiibo's you've bought.
I still come back to this highlight video in particular regularly because where else can I hear Vinny having a mental breakdown while doing a shitty Waluigi impression
I don't know why, but the mouse squeak that's part of the cheese land song at 13:33 just killed me. It's just so perfectly timed with the Sound of Silence in the background.
The moment I accepted that Mario Kart was the most unfair nonsense in racing game history was the moment I found out the AI in Double Dash literally ignored bananas, bombs and other hazards if they weren't close to actual players.
Welcome to Mario Kart 8, the game where you're either leading the pack the entire race without fail or you're stuck in the last 4 places because of item RNG that makes Hearthstone seem competently designed.
10:50 I remember I had the exact same problem on the exact same level. It got me so angry, it made me throw my Wii-note all the way across my living room. I swear I created a dent in my wall.
i think the three mushroom curse is only applied to the best, vinny says he dominates playing against friends, but online he just gets mushrooms in 10th
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I would much appreciate it if you would check out my highlight video of one of my streams :) ua-cam.com/video/0bYtslaVmXI/v-deo.html
This is why Wii u games don't have voice chat
Genius accusation xD
Nintendo is rage.
It's painted in vibrant, inviting colors, but it is rage nonetheless.
+Andrew Lopez the new one is fucking bs, there are five "final" bosses
Only exclusive to friend rooms though.
There always will be someone fucking screaming at the top of his voice. Just like in every childish Nintendo game ♥
Vinny: Fuck off with those green shells.
Game: Nope.
*Gets hit by a green shell*
Vinny: FUCK OFF WITH THE GREEN!
Game: Okay.
*Gets hit by a red shell*
lol
ESCAPE.
game? no, the people who threw the shells
Vinny: FUCK OFF WITH THE SHELLS
Game: Okay
*Gets hit by Bullet Bill*
XAngel MoonX
Vinny:FUCK OFF WITH THE HAZARDS
Game:Fine
(POWER GOES OUT)
I don't measure my skill by the amount of wins I get...
I measure my skill by how many Blue Shells target me
Mine is measured by how many items I get hit with full stop.
The results are in: I'm total tresh at this game.
True, I get hit almost every single round, but only place 1'st 1/8 times, mostly because of the inescapable blue shell.
There's a way to escape a blue shell you have to drift boost right before it hits you
Blade 1590 that only works on double dash
no actually. ive done it in DS, Wii, 7, and 8. its much harder as the games get newer, but its still possible.
When I die I want Vinny to be my casket bearer and lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.
LMAO
“He lived like a windrammer.”
I have a theory that nobody actually gets first place in online Mario Kart matches and the game just assigns you anywhere from 7th to 12th place based on how many amiibo's you've bought.
vinny was a miracle and got second though
Christopher H true
Carlos Gonzalez 1v1 me I only have two. It will be the most even 1v1 ever
BanditRaccoon I have 13
Where would that put me
WriterGrl360
On a shelf.
sorry im alright my temper is- *ONE ANOTHER ONE SINGLE GREEN SINGLE MUSHROOM*
It seems Mario Kart 8 listens to Vinny's rants considering he always gets what he hates.
hylics?
SkribTV my avatar? yeah
YEAH oNE Mushroom
seeing waluigi sad made me cry
thanks
no problem brah
-3 style points for "brah"
dam it i guess that's what i get for trying to be cool
ESCAPE! ESCAPE
Oh hi Juice
4:28 I love when Vinny gets so frustrated and mad that he reverts to speaking in his native Brooklyonian accent
12:27
It sounds like Waluigi telling Vinny Happy Birth- at the end of the race
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I LOSE I HAD SO MUCH FUN.
life sucks and then you die.
Yes.... yes- YEEEES!
Check this out. ua-cam.com/video/wCnOmAm-PRQ/v-deo.html
[1:10] because everyone needs a button for "sorry im all righ- CH-ONE ANOTHER GUH-ONE SINGLE GREE SINGLE MUSHROOM"
I still come back to this highlight video in particular regularly because where else can I hear Vinny having a mental breakdown while doing a shitty Waluigi impression
I find myself watching/listening this every other day at work.
What the hell man.
Rukunetsu same
"Yes."
- Waluigi, 2016.
*IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE LOSE, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN!!*
Its just the Waluigi parts that made me cry.
"It doesn't matter if we win, as long as we had FUN!"
"YES!!"
YEISSS
I love to imagine that waluigi was committing murder after a race while saying that quote.
Mario Kart 8 is so f***ing random and unpredictable. One second you're first, the next you're last.
They're all like that. F*** them.
theGoldenmotion online racing games summarized
theGoldenmotion I never understand the frustration. I have 4162 vr and I never run into anything that bad more than once within 2 races
Sharpii You're one of the lucky ones ... Who doesn't take all of the blue shells.
10:15
I feel like vinny was laughing with a stream of tears coming from his eyes
_IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE LOSE, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN!_
*Y E E E E A S*
Missile bees
_On that day, Waluigi became a broken man_
_His life changed for the worse_
_He will never be the same again_
_Joel, why?_
*It's a Cold and it's a Broken Waluigi.*
He'll quit his racing career and go back to being a genie.
Waluigi's a genie
TheRainbowLoom King With his genie shoes.
he gets no love
8:15 does anyone else hear "get fucked"?
victikirby15 yup
victikirby15 I heard it hahahaha😂😂😂😂
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE LOSE, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN!!!!!
YEEEAAS!
Vinny's excruciating anguish and suffering makes me feel so entertained
The way he screams and then immediately goes "I'm sorry everyone"
I feel bad for Vinny because this happens to me literally every time i play Mario Kart 8
Poor Vinny
what's that, brah?
you _didn't_ want a large heaping of salt?
...naaah!
here's three mushrooms for ya, brah.
Gotcha Cover'd Brah!
It's not like Vinny is even bad at Mario Kart. He's actually quite good, the game just hates his fucking guts.
"I don't break shit...but, I have broken my couch...over Super Mario Galaxy" Oh Vin..
*calms down for a moment after screaming 'YES' for a solid minute*
*falls off map*
"YEAAAAAEEESSS!!!!"
I don't know why, but the mouse squeak that's part of the cheese land song at 13:33 just killed me. It's just so perfectly timed with the Sound of Silence in the background.
6:15 welcome to mario kart
4:55 And this is how Vinny composed Ghost Page.
"Rain hell, rain it on top of me..."
「 Lucashpm 」 man a full acoustic version of it would be nice ngl.
Yoooo
Amazing.
Whenever Iggy makes a sound,I keep thinking its Vinny doing his Toad voice.
When is the full version of vinny's screamo cover of the sound of silence coming out
When Vinny gets first place in a match and has it stay like that. In other words, never.
Also, when can I hear the full cover of vinny cry-screaming the rainbow road theme [12:38]
13:11 "YEESSS" Fucking favorite part
I think my favorite thing Vinny does when he's mad is when he's all sarcastically going "YEAH 10TH PLACE, SINGLE MUSHROOM _YEEAAAHHH!!_"
I personally die overtime he does the Waluigi voice. "WAHH SUK MY DEEK. YEHS. YEHS. YEESS!"
*hellO DARKNESSM Y O LD **_-FR I END-_**!!!!!!!!!*
"EHH, SUCK MY *DEEK!!*
*YES!!!*
*_YES!!!!!!_*"
Belle Rusin *Yeeees!* *Three mushrooms!!!!*
1:09. That temper escalated quickly. 😂
2:26. My favorite part here. The shouting is very funny.
"Everyone is faster than me"
...Vinny you have ONE coin man.
*ESCAPE, ESCAPE*
*ALT*
*DELETE*
before you comment yes i made a mistake vinny says and frank and not anne frank
you also showed Michael Myers instead of Mike Myers but eh...
BobbyJoeXForgotenSB that one i think was a joke.
Dem
little late there, i kinda figured it out during the month and a half after i posted that
I need a compilation of Vin screaming YES in Waluigi's voice, Fuck me my sides are in orbit.
i will do it. once i get my new pc my old one was getting to old
im here to entertain
vinny goes to the salt factory? more like vinny drowns at the salt factory. rip vinny 2016
Hello darkness my old friend.
I'm back in 7th place again.
IT DOESNT MATTER IF WE LOSE!
WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN.
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
That "hello darkness my old friend" shout almost killed me
The moment I accepted that Mario Kart was the most unfair nonsense in racing game history was the moment I found out the AI in Double Dash literally ignored bananas, bombs and other hazards if they weren't close to actual players.
what a nice birthday for vinny.
I've never seen one of your comments with so little attention!
I have. Yet another rare WiiBros to add to the collection
"ONE ANOTHER ONE SINGLE GREAT SINGLE MUSHROOM!"
Vinny 2016
Vinny's rage is fucking hilarious
Wow this was posted exactly 4 years ago. How time flies
Don't remind me. I was in high school when I made this
I was going to make this exact video. Well done, I agree those were the funniest times. Couldn't help laughing everytime he said "YESSSSSS!"
1:03 one of my favorite quotes of vinny's
This game...there is no love
McRide pops out of nowhere and starts yelling at the top of his lungs
I love how fitting and perfect the music is for the like, SNL intro. It’s the perfect precursor to this shit show
It doesn't matter if we lose. We had so much fun.
- Socrates
*YEEEEES!*
- Plato
Anytime he screams YES make me laugh.
3:48 is the mario kart experience in a nutshell
12:31 why does it sound like Waluigi starts to sing 'happy birthday to you'
Crap, it's "Hello, darkness my old friend."
The song's called 'The Sound Of Silence'.
Yvonne Arellano _And the vision that was planted in my brain... Still remains..._
"It doesn't matter if you win, as long as you had fun!"
But my words like silent raindrops fell, and echoed in the wells of silence.
Everyone in Chat: Are you ok Vinny ?
Everyones Mind: YEEEES SUFFER VINNY SUFFER FOR MY ENTERTAIMENT !!!
No one is talking about that amazing SNL parody at the beginning and that makes me sad because it was genius.
THE 1976, LA LAKERS!
Currently rewatching, i love this video so much
Did he ever figure out that he goes faster the more coins you collect?
it took me this long to realise that the song at 4:55 is Ghost Page
Chat expects Vinny to not be upset after going from 4th to 12th in the span of literally 5 seconds
4:25 THERE WAS A STAR ON THE GROUND TO VINNY'S LEFT
Every time. _Every time_ the "On to the salt" screen pops up, I worry my computer is crashing.
*Gets 8th place* "Well, at least I didn't get 8th place."
Vinny: ge de de de
Falls off track
Vinny: DA DA DA DA
I still remember Vinny's intro for this after all these years
Welcome to Mario Kart 8, the game where you're either leading the pack the entire race without fail or you're stuck in the last 4 places because of item RNG that makes Hearthstone seem competently designed.
pls no insult blizrd
I like that most of this video is used for the Vinny Mugen character
"Rain blow load" - Vinny Pizzapasta
who needs TV, this is more entertainment then we need. your spoiling us Vinny with quality content
HELLO *DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND* I'm so sorry guys - Vinny
Just watching Vinny fail and waiting for the "YEEYS!" gets me every time
And this is why I don't play Mario kart.
or any competitive game...
mario kart is competitive?
people can make any online accessible game competitive. People have no chill
Feh, you have no idea...
Christopher Mcphearson No idea about what?
"I don't break shit, but I, I have broken my couch, over Super Mario Galaxy"
THE 1976 L.A. LAKERS
In this game doods, it's k i l l o r b e k i l l e d .
Stop, dood.
Go back to the underworld where you belong, dood.
Pirachu
It tOoK Us sO LoNg tO GeT Up hErE, wHy wOuLd wE Go bAcK?
Pirachu
Sorry about Apricot dood, but it's nice that you know what a Prinny is!
who doesn't know what i Prinny is
TopHatZack PEOPLE WHO DON'T PLAY GOOD SJRPGs
Whenever I play Mario Kart I'm always that guy who races backwards the entire match just fuck everyone up in the games where its possible.
I swear in the beginning he shoulda said mermaid man and barnacle boy
10:50 I remember I had the exact same problem on the exact same level. It got me so angry, it made me throw my Wii-note all the way across my living room. I swear I created a dent in my wall.
I fukin LOVE it when vinny goes, "Y E A H"
13:21 God struck Waluigi down....He fucking struck him down.....
Vinny playing Mario Kart is exactly me playing Apex Legends, to a T.
3:34 are we gonna talk about that banana snipe 🥶
"I like getting shitty squid items."
*Inklings announced for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe*
9:00 grand dad got 7th
When Vinny kept saying yes as waluigi i died of laughter. YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!
2:26 Vinny losing his shit and then quickly regaining composure is so fucking funny
the timing on that "hello darkness my old fried" was the absolute best
13:45 aw man, that is TOO perfect, keep up the great work.
9:11 notice how jerry is just scooting on by while vinny in jerry's voice says "HMM Red Shell"
Dunno why there's a player named "Grand Dad"
ComJay he came in 7th
Joel's fans strike again! *JoJo pose!*
FLEENTSTONES.
i think the three mushroom curse is only applied to the best, vinny says he dominates playing against friends, but online he just gets mushrooms in 10th
"Yas. Yaes! Yaess!! YAESSS!!!!" -Vinny.