Do Not Read: Fallon's Jewel, Fallon's Revenge

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  • Опубліковано 1 тра 2016
  • Jimmy shares some books you probably should avoid reading this year, including Murder at the Quilt Show and Ride a Cock-Horse.
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    Do Not Read: Fallon's Jewel, Fallon's Revenge
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  • @ndgv2
    @ndgv2 8 років тому +228

    the first author seemed sweet. Her two passions are obviously quilting and murder mysteries. It's only natural to combine the two into one awesome thing.

    • @vitreo1363
      @vitreo1363 8 років тому +66

      I bet someone gets stabbed with a needle...

  • @JessRodriguez1111
    @JessRodriguez1111 8 років тому +171

    innocent until proven quilty

  • @padistedor
    @padistedor 7 років тому +15

    I love how long they improv together. Its awesome.

  • @mayflower7811
    @mayflower7811 8 років тому +29

    Fallon's Jewel is actually a romance novel base on the epic love affair between Fallon & JT. The 2nd book Fallon's revenge is about the

  • @shancal80
    @shancal80 8 років тому +87

    Seriously....I laugh more at the side jokes than anything else!!! I can't understand why so many ppl complain about them! Higgins is freakin awesome!!!!

  • @bluesdjben
    @bluesdjben 8 років тому +158

    I've heard Murder at the Quilt Show is an excellent yarn.

    • @vitreo1363
      @vitreo1363 8 років тому +22

      An excellently woven story.

    • @bluesdjben
      @bluesdjben 8 років тому +25

      with quite the intriguing patchwork of characters.

    • @ia1589
      @ia1589 7 років тому +30

      Carefully stitching each clue together

    • @OpusKingOfficial
      @OpusKingOfficial 7 років тому +31

      The police were making blanket statements

    • @mrpankau
      @mrpankau 5 років тому +9

      The suspense had me on pins and needles.

  • @davidscheidler3293
    @davidscheidler3293 6 років тому +21

    That had me in " stitches"

  • @GD-fi7rm
    @GD-fi7rm 4 роки тому +7

    These segments show off the best of jimmy and Higgins

  • @laughstrong
    @laughstrong 8 років тому +85

    "how to ride a horse- *_what_*?"

  • @Adisenpai
    @Adisenpai 8 років тому +65

    There is a children's book called "Would you play with my balls" XD. Please add it to ur Do not read list!!!!!!!!

  • @rememberingjazziedog1112
    @rememberingjazziedog1112 4 роки тому +7

    Put a bowl of potato chip next to your waffles and you've got a whole new meal😅

    • @globetrekker86
      @globetrekker86 3 роки тому +1

      @remembering jazzie... : Who needs chicken & waffles, when you’ve got chips & waffles?

  • @SHANKDAWGBABY
    @SHANKDAWGBABY 8 років тому +59

    i knew higgins wouldnt lwt me down with "How to ride a horse what?".lol

  • @ShreyaNallath
    @ShreyaNallath 8 років тому +76

    next book gets introduced at 3:30

  • @MrCrockaG
    @MrCrockaG 8 років тому +349

    Higgins is the greatest thing to happen to this world

    • @iRainFromDTown
      @iRainFromDTown 8 років тому +1

      +MrCrockaG YES

    • @EvelynRobinson22
      @EvelynRobinson22 8 років тому +10

      he's hilarious! and such a nice guy too...I was lucky enough to meet him when i was in NYC back in Feb this year

    • @morrisal
      @morrisal 8 років тому +8

      +MrCrockaG I couldnt agree more. He is a comedy genius; should be a big shot. But lets put it this way: he is big enough to be small.

    • @vitreo1363
      @vitreo1363 8 років тому +22

      Higgins is just great at deadpan delivery...He's wittier than people give him credit for, but I notice a lot of his comments don't come off well because either Jimmy is talking over him or you can barely hear him. Plus all the effort he puts into his bits...little details like him making the voice of the wife in the background during the phone conversation sketch.

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 7 років тому +4

      Well, he has a hard job--coming up with some snide remark for everything that happens within a few seconds. So, a lot of the time it's just bad and makes the bit worse.

  • @ravenrox8241
    @ravenrox8241 5 років тому +12

    that is why his show is at the top among other late night shows . You are the best "JIMMY "
    love from INDIA

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 3 роки тому +4

    Fallon’s Revenge: If you steal his jewel, he’ll lure you to the quilt show

  • @AshleyAcademy
    @AshleyAcademy 8 років тому +47

    I love it when a bit careens out of control

  • @AJTwo
    @AJTwo 2 роки тому +2

    🎵 Murder at the Quilt Show🎵 is now playing in my head to Panic! At the Disco

  • @Swimmy218
    @Swimmy218 8 років тому +9

    There's a children's book called "go the fuck to sleep" great book

    • @zacharysiple629
      @zacharysiple629 3 роки тому +1

      Samuel L Jackson did an audio book of that. :)

  • @jangovet
    @jangovet 8 років тому +6

    in that weird skit, Jimmy sounds like John C. Reilly.

  • @mirkecWii
    @mirkecWii 8 років тому +32

    4:24 what was that sound lol

    • @Levitas97
      @Levitas97 8 років тому +21

      +mirko zaja sounded like a pig getting stabbed..

  • @shimronnetia
    @shimronnetia 5 років тому +3

    Jimmy and Higgins should be in the movies...

  • @theduckpond8614
    @theduckpond8614 8 років тому +2

    4:27 yeah that was my face too Jimmy!

  • @erikenslow
    @erikenslow 8 років тому +5

    I do love me some Jimmy Fallon

  • @michellegulden1052
    @michellegulden1052 2 роки тому +1

    Or chips broken up and served on top of macaroni and cheese, or tuna casserole.

  • @theodorelaval1133
    @theodorelaval1133 9 місяців тому

    Higgins: "they really pieced that one together"!

  • @Bdeha101
    @Bdeha101 8 років тому +8

    I love when he laughs at himself Hahahaha

  • @victoriaware664
    @victoriaware664 8 років тому +9

    I would probably read the first one😂

  • @dingalingmasterpiecetheate5835
    @dingalingmasterpiecetheate5835 8 років тому +1

    Murder at the Quilt Show is going for $35 on Amazon. I'll have to find another gag gift for mom on mothers day.

  • @meliss9536
    @meliss9536 4 роки тому +1

    I actually have that first book in a shopping cart for my mom who loved both things.

  • @loganwolfpack
    @loganwolfpack 5 років тому +1

    3:00 the chips one, they sound like John C. Reilly

  • @kelseycoca
    @kelseycoca 4 роки тому +1

    I rode one once, in college.
    OMG HIGGINS LOL

  • @sbati22
    @sbati22 8 років тому +1

    Higgins sounds like John C. Reilly in the beginning

  • @jonathansantiago5327
    @jonathansantiago5327 7 років тому +1

    Inocent Until Prooven Quilty is the name of the second part.

  • @jmjung9
    @jmjung9 7 років тому

    "It's about your jewel, you're gonna have a ball" hahahhaa

  • @krisisvp
    @krisisvp 8 років тому +13

    Was going to go to sleep, but then this was posted. Can't sleep now until I know what not to read. c;

    • @mickeymota9557
      @mickeymota9557 8 років тому

      lol you were going to sleep at 9:30? what are you a baby

    • @arcticfoam5480
      @arcticfoam5480 8 років тому +5

      Ever heard of TIME ZONES?????

    • @mickeymota9557
      @mickeymota9557 8 років тому

      Step up fucking clowns. Bet they're in cali. Idiots have nothing better to do. Sheep hahahah

    • @kennyflorian1941
      @kennyflorian1941 8 років тому +3

      +Mickey Mota you don't even know krissy but yet you're going to say "bet they're in Cali"......

    • @krisisvp
      @krisisvp 8 років тому +1

      +Mickey Mota I'm in New York, but I wish I was in Cali! :P

  • @michellegulden1052
    @michellegulden1052 2 роки тому +1

    knee-jogging and patting lol

  • @jaybuck5818
    @jaybuck5818 3 роки тому +1

    The police were getting warmer as they followed the clues.

  • @jonathantrauner3742
    @jonathantrauner3742 Місяць тому

    Love the Law and Order sound

  • @bogdanstoian8377
    @bogdanstoian8377 6 років тому +1

    4:25 "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

  • @Junkysnake
    @Junkysnake 6 років тому

    Remember when UA-cam didn't have an ad between every video?

  • @mer12344
    @mer12344 8 років тому +1

    Wow adding chips to everything "peps " it up!!🤔🤔

  • @pokerface7840
    @pokerface7840 4 роки тому +1

    0:28 "They made fun of her before. 'She who smelt it, dealt it,' they carelessly said, laughing at her and almost sending her to her grave, guilty of a crime she did not commit (at the time.)
    She would be embarrassed for the last time.
    After lying naked in bed under her quilt for a whole year, subsisting on nothing but creamed beans, milkshakes, boiled eggs and lots of beer, Lactose Intolerant Ms Squeaky slowly plotted her revenge. This year's Smell my Quilt festival, she would be bringing her quilt of ass destruction, a quilt of ... MURDER."

  • @davidscheidler3293
    @davidscheidler3293 6 років тому

    Gives new meaning to heavy petting

  • @awajiangirl
    @awajiangirl 4 роки тому +1

    A cockhorse is something that can be used as a toy horse.

  • @Junkysnake
    @Junkysnake 6 років тому

    Lmfao Higgins is awesome

  • @amazinginspiration
    @amazinginspiration 6 років тому +1

    Jimmy's Jewel. hahahahah

  • @-jojo2147
    @-jojo2147 8 років тому

    yas

  • @jacenvernon1483
    @jacenvernon1483 8 років тому +1

    Jimmy do you like the Boston Redsocks?

  • @shukriaapso8404
    @shukriaapso8404 4 роки тому +1

    I love chips in my sandwich

  • @davidscheidler3293
    @davidscheidler3293 6 років тому

    Don't be afraid to chip in

  • @whatwouldjesusdo2864
    @whatwouldjesusdo2864 8 років тому

    Cant wait for chance3

  • @blackrockwackpack1053
    @blackrockwackpack1053 8 років тому +8

    Do not read ''50 shades of grey'' it's awful!!

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 роки тому

      It’s obviously been Photoshopped down from the original “255 shades of grey”.

    • @natureandphysics403
      @natureandphysics403 3 роки тому

      @@lawrencedoliveiro9104 50 Shades of Grey Quilts

  • @jessface777
    @jessface777 8 років тому

    LOL this book tells you you can put chips next to anything!

  • @pulle88
    @pulle88 7 років тому +3

    that last joke should have been stretched out more.....there was a lot of meat in that joke.....should have lasted longer

  • @claravaccari3537
    @claravaccari3537 8 років тому +1

    STAAKE WITH MEE

  • @abbylynn1850
    @abbylynn1850 6 років тому

    The first one seems like something my mom would read

  • @tonyb3203
    @tonyb3203 3 роки тому +1

    4:28 how to ride a horse what?

  • @Atbassoon5
    @Atbassoon5 8 років тому

    What did that turn in to??😂😂😂

  • @MystiqueHorizon
    @MystiqueHorizon 7 років тому

    Quilty,,, nyahahahaha 😂

  • @whatupgigi
    @whatupgigi 4 роки тому

    Did they mean how to ride a rock horse but there was a typo lol

  • @stephenbell9237
    @stephenbell9237 7 років тому

    Chippin' and Waffles.

  • @jayrutter6111
    @jayrutter6111 2 роки тому +1

    Higgins ruins a lot of bits

  • @tamou1264
    @tamou1264 2 роки тому

    Allo this is me ..
    Hello dear JACK this is me 😎

  • @WadeWilson-
    @WadeWilson- 8 років тому +5

    I wonder what would happen if in one of these he pulled up a Bible.
    He could even make a spoiler saying the main character dies in the end.

    • @WadeWilson-
      @WadeWilson- 8 років тому +1

      *****
      Had a bad day?
      Being angry makes it worse.

    • @sofiasonja2721
      @sofiasonja2721 8 років тому

      I wouldn't mind it😂😂😂 That would be freaking awesome😂

  • @annanimus3943
    @annanimus3943 6 років тому

    I would read the first one.

  • @froehlic004
    @froehlic004 7 років тому +4

    I generally enjoy the tangents/improv, but I have to say, sometimes it goes on a bit too long.

  • @chewyrocks
    @chewyrocks 8 років тому

    I wonder if the bits between Jimmy and Higgins are improvised or rehearsed

    • @mrgreententacle
      @mrgreententacle 8 років тому

      +AxelSoul the sad thing is i think its rehearsed.

    • @Abdi-uy1kh
      @Abdi-uy1kh 8 років тому

      +mrgreententacle that is sad right there this seems simple just speaking on a fake phone

    • @EvelynRobinson22
      @EvelynRobinson22 8 років тому

      normally improvised during rehearsals (after Jimmy rehearses his monologue) then repeated at the taping

    • @violeta585
      @violeta585 8 років тому +2

      +LovesLifeandLaughs As a big fan, I'd expect you to know better...they improvise on tape, Higgins doesn't do mono. rehearsals...I'm sure you've seen tweets of marvel from the staff when they do a super good one, like the ''want crack w/ that''. Also, they hit & miss sometimes, if they were doing them beforehand, they would perfect them for tape or drop them if they didn't work...wouldn't that be logical?

    • @EvelynRobinson22
      @EvelynRobinson22 8 років тому

      Voicu Violeta
      sorry, memory lapse there...I know Jimmy improvises (alone) in his monologue because I've been to a rehearsal and watched back the same night. You're right, the want some crack with that banter was improvised

  • @tannercadeau2909
    @tannercadeau2909 8 років тому

    Hello!

  • @sunn
    @sunn 8 років тому +2

    i watch each and every video u upload , It would be great if you ccould upgrade videos to 60fps
    -sincerely #fallonfan

  • @wolffisu
    @wolffisu 8 років тому +1

    Bro a geometry text book

  • @ukiyo3594
    @ukiyo3594 8 років тому

    Hi

  • @lynngiesbrecht910
    @lynngiesbrecht910 6 років тому +2

    OMG, that chips one was just so super stupid, annoying and WAAAAAAAY too long!!

  • @annapaulinamedinacastillo6160
    @annapaulinamedinacastillo6160 6 років тому

    Fallon's Jewel

  • @SashaArtheart
    @SashaArtheart 8 років тому +1

    I promise that I'll never read these books
    EVER!!!😋

  • @yukiannie666
    @yukiannie666 6 років тому

    Which made me think...why roaches are called cockroaches? Dumb me

  • @yukiannie666
    @yukiannie666 3 роки тому

    the fallon books 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @austinpurdue5852
    @austinpurdue5852 8 років тому

    books or comics?

  • @davidyoung8163
    @davidyoung8163 8 років тому

    👍😂⭐️

  • @thalia305
    @thalia305 8 років тому

    bloop

  • @kaiyah8761
    @kaiyah8761 6 років тому +4

    Murder! At The Quilt Show (get it???)

  • @TopStrikerMaverick
    @TopStrikerMaverick 7 років тому

    Coffee table books that didn't sell. CONAN

  • @liammccullough5639
    @liammccullough5639 8 років тому

    Funny. The British actually eat crisps with their steak ;)

    • @miumiu5206
      @miumiu5206 8 років тому +1

      +DisneyRenaissance he said crisps not chips

    • @liammccullough5639
      @liammccullough5639 8 років тому

      I am British, I was talking in the third person of my own culture. Many times I've been in a pub and been served crisps along with my meal. Maybe that's just Essex, but my comment was obviously based on personal experience if you have not found this.

    • @liammccullough5639
      @liammccullough5639 8 років тому

      +DisneyRenaissance It's not bad ;)

  • @sotholluy5686
    @sotholluy5686 4 роки тому

    😂

  • @williamtaylor1547
    @williamtaylor1547 8 років тому

    well want me dead but I really gotta die in spirit for this whole thing with God... but hey no one ever listens but man I'm so sad I can't feel the love of God it's scary cuz all I hear is Satan like come on I'm so sad fr fr

    • @emilyhancock3456
      @emilyhancock3456 8 років тому +1

      +William Taylor maybe contact a medical professional e.g.. a therapist (don't mean that to sound rude, I genuinely think it could be helpful for you to talk to someone professional about what you're going through), or, like the other commenter said, maybe go visit your local priest to help renew a connection with your faith, hope you get the support you need

  • @abiyoya
    @abiyoya 2 роки тому

    Of course those books are ridiculous, making for such funny segments... yet sometimes kind of sorry for some authors who seriously tried to make something special and get humiliated by hundreds of thousands of people...

  • @MrRamazanLale2
    @MrRamazanLale2 7 років тому

    How to ride a horse what?

  • @annapaulinamedinacastillo6160
    @annapaulinamedinacastillo6160 6 років тому

    Do not READ
    Do not READ
    Do not READ
    These BOOKS
    These BOOKS...

  • @JuanGonzalez-lf1ek
    @JuanGonzalez-lf1ek 8 років тому

    My book moon of pluton it's very succesfull in Argentina,Chile,Peru,Namekusei,silent hill,tje vatican, please read it, i know that you gonna love it. I'm dross and i whish you good night

  • @Sir_Flopsalot
    @Sir_Flopsalot 7 років тому +2

    0:52 fire that writer.

  • @lucindabean1646
    @lucindabean1646 3 роки тому

    Knee-jogging rhymes??

  • @LeprachaunLucky
    @LeprachaunLucky 8 років тому +45

    If I talk about the fake laugh, does that automatically grant me likes?

  • @mcleanization1540
    @mcleanization1540 6 років тому

    Innocent until proven quilty 😄

  • @gemdust93
    @gemdust93 7 років тому

    It was a COVER up. Geddit

  • @thalia305
    @thalia305 8 років тому

    bleep

  • @princegante2412
    @princegante2412 8 років тому

    hello suscrivete❤❤🔥💪

  • @dinsharon3611
    @dinsharon3611 8 років тому

    second lol

  • @fernandoaguirre2359
    @fernandoaguirre2359 8 років тому

    primer comentario

  • @Zachyz
    @Zachyz 8 років тому +6

    Does Jimmy fake his laughs?

    • @GenesisRC
      @GenesisRC 8 років тому

      Sadly

    • @rizkyanandita8227
      @rizkyanandita8227 8 років тому +11

      +Z-MINER He always like that, back since his SNL days. He ALWAYS break.

    • @mirkecWii
      @mirkecWii 8 років тому

      sometimes

  • @davidbarron3324
    @davidbarron3324 8 років тому

    First one