Tucker Hosts “Demonic” Ex-Pres | A Self-Firing Handgun | Jones & Pearson Become National Heroes

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  • Опубліковано 11 кві 2023
  • The former president talked nukes on Fox News last night, the government can’t recall firearms even when they have deadly defects, and Justin Jones and Justin Pearson have become national heroes while being reinstated to their seats in the Tennessee state legislature.
    #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue #Tennessee #JustinJones #JustinPearson
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  • @Sitarya
    @Sitarya Рік тому +206

    "They don't understand whatever it is you're supposed to understand." That says it all.

    • @gbunton
      @gbunton Рік тому +19

      The RNC will go with that as his new campaign slogan

    • @bobcourtier4674
      @bobcourtier4674 Рік тому +17

      “They say that’s what everyone is saying”.

    • @louiebee6745
      @louiebee6745 Рік тому +6

      Yeah, what he said.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +1811

    Justin & Justin got the national spotlight put on them by Tennessee Republicans, and people like what they see! They are 2 fighters with huge leadership potential.

    • @8088I
      @8088I Рік тому +85

      You can't expell The Truth!

    • @8088I
      @8088I Рік тому +49

      Nor, 'The Two Justins'
      & the American Way!

    • @8088I
      @8088I Рік тому +60

      Hopefully, these two fine 'Justins'
      will be Nominated and Awarded
      the Nobel Peace Prize for their
      tremendously brave struggle &
      sacrifice for protecting the Lives
      of a Whole Generation of the up
      and coming Americans. Now, that
      would be 'Justice!' :-) 👍 ✌️ 🖖

    • @lynnebarrett9912
      @lynnebarrett9912 Рік тому

      They're also famous worldwide!! Ooopsy Tennessee!! No visitors coming to your awful state.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Рік тому

      @@8088I None of you would accept Truth even if it was on an official US Federal government website paid for by your tax dollars.
      This is proven by the 1942 USDA video *Hemp for Victory* that is on an official US Federal government website paid for by your tax dollars.

  • @christophercarr8976
    @christophercarr8976 Рік тому +156

    Let me correct you there Steven, they’re INTERNATIONAL hero’s! Their story has gone round the world and we’re all on their side!

    • @pamelabennett1492
      @pamelabennett1492 Рік тому +25

      We stand with the Tennessee Three!

    • @janetgerritsen9155
      @janetgerritsen9155 Рік тому +28

      We saw it in the Netherlands

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Рік тому +9

      🇨🇦 ❤ T3

    • @thunkjunk
      @thunkjunk Рік тому

      I'm not on their side. And they are NOT heroes. I went and watched all of the publicly available video of the TN General Assembly concerning these two and you should too. They disrupt and are often misrepresenting what is happening in the House. Even today, Jones called someone a "bigot" when it is apparent Jones either doesn't understand the legislation or purposefully misrepresents it. They are disgusting. They were expelled for good reason for which you can easily watch the process if you want to.

    • @zelgadis55tmnt35
      @zelgadis55tmnt35 Рік тому +10

      Heard about it here in Australia, was disgusted and appalled by the Republicans' behaviour and overjoyed to see the quick turn around on them being returned to their elected roles. About the only good thing to come out of the garbage the Republicans pulled is the spotlight on their behaviour and the fact that Justin and Justin have been seen and heard. EVERYWHERE!
      If I were capable of voting over there, the Tennessee three would totally have my support!

  • @dingalingmasterpiecetheater
    @dingalingmasterpiecetheater Рік тому +84

    Those two gentlemen that got reinstated in TN... they WILL be future forces to be reckoned with!

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Рік тому +2

      They already are!
      Both of them conducted themselves with professionalism, grace, and maturity not matched by anyone on the GOP side.

  • @8088I
    @8088I Рік тому +319

    $1 Billion is waay too little
    with respect to the amount
    of damage Fox has done !!

    • @zoeydeu2261
      @zoeydeu2261 Рік тому +13

      Hope the jury awards Dominion $2 billion dollars extra in damages :)

    • @AINamedthis
      @AINamedthis Рік тому

      It should be enough to end fox news. They've proven with the strongest deformation case in U.S. history, they are propaganda and unreliable. They should bar tucker, Ingram, and hannity from any form of journalism.

    • @RuleroftheSandcastle
      @RuleroftheSandcastle Рік тому +12

      So close to being a haiku.

    • @PeanutsMommy
      @PeanutsMommy Рік тому

      Don't forget, SmartMatic is suing Faux News for, I think, a billion dollars as well.

    • @whatever77ism
      @whatever77ism Рік тому +2

      It's a good start 😂

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Рік тому +1288

    Nothing proves Fox’s innocence like withholding evidence from the judge and getting sanctioned for it 😆

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Рік тому

      Nothing proves America's impotence like having all of the evidence broadcast on national television for years and yet they're still "investigating" any wrongdoing.

    • @RobedLogic
      @RobedLogic Рік тому +1

      didn't you regurgitate this on another video? you've got an army of ass kissing vote-swinging bots following your comments and this entire blue scene has become a disgrace. You people live in perpetual agony and fear, and bathe in hatred.

    • @gregparrott
      @gregparrott Рік тому +7

      I missed that! When did Fox get sanctioned and what was it that they were found to be hiding?

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann Рік тому +37

      ​@@gregparrottProof they knew The Big Lie was that

    • @nicholashall4625
      @nicholashall4625 Рік тому

      @@gregparrott they were sanctioned in the last couple of days for withholding evidence. For example the evidence at issue included recordings a former Fox employee made of Rudy Giuliani, a lawyer for former President Donald Trump, saying before pre-taped Fox appearances that he did not have any evidence to back up the false allegations of election rigging by Dominion in the 2020 race that are at the heart of the lawsuit.

  • @tonymoruzzi
    @tonymoruzzi Рік тому +28

    “They don’t understand what they don’t understand” Monty python couldn’t have done any better.

  • @chrisbeer5685
    @chrisbeer5685 Рік тому +17

    That must be the most excited anyone has ever been to get back to work 😂

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Рік тому +60

    "Moderate, sensible, and wise": A description of Dump given by no one ever.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Рік тому

      This is akin to a WWE wrestler giving an interview…. It was all scripted!

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Рік тому +698

    "So good work, Tennessee republicans. You didn't silence these guys. They're still in legislature. You made them heroes of a movement, and national political figures. I'm surprised you're *not* in favor of gun reform, cause you just shot yourself in the nuts!"
    Couldn't put it better myself.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Рік тому

      Americans are so desperate for a "hero" that they'll take anything that they can get.
      I read on a comment on UA-cam that said, "Stormy Daniels is a national hero!"
      That's how pathetic the US is now.

    • @jlee4039
      @jlee4039 Рік тому +14

      🔥 🔥 🔥

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 Рік тому +46

      Not just national. They were on the news in a LOT of countries.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 Рік тому +44

      Such a pathetic attempt at making an example of their opponents, that only ended up making their opponents look stronger.

    • @freeman960
      @freeman960 Рік тому +10

      👍⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @JeromeBellon
    @JeromeBellon Рік тому +15

    "Guns don't kill people"... except the Sig Sauer P320 apparently.

  • @gus.smedstad
    @gus.smedstad Рік тому +11

    I’m surprised the 5 year old wasn’t a big kid, strong kid, with tears in his eyes.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Рік тому +205

    I still laugh seeing the word "credibility" anywhere near FOX. They couldn't spell it, let alone have it. 🤣🤣

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Рік тому +6

      I hear if you get one of the hosts of Fox and Friends to say it, they're forced to return to the fifth dimension for a minimum of 90 days.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому +1

      Fox news- the OG Buzzfeed

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Рік тому

      Well, you know, they tried applying for a credit card there and got no answer at all.

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Рік тому

      How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads!
      Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help?
      So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices."
      How about that idea?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +456

    In all honesty, I wouldn't think Tuckhead had a problem with 'Demonic Forces'. Heck, it's his home team.

    • @Seth-Halo
      @Seth-Halo Рік тому +18

      Exactly that's what makes it so damning because it especially proves that they don't actually care or believe in at least some of the bs they are spewing. Just that they care about the money and power that it makes them.

    • @Dunybrook
      @Dunybrook Рік тому +9

      Exactly. The mistake was assuming that would be a negative from his perspective.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Рік тому +6

      Well, he does hi-five Satan on his way out the door.

    • @137limon8
      @137limon8 Рік тому

      Ahahagagahag

    • @liladara
      @liladara Рік тому +1

      And yet it was Tucker's head spinning around!!! 👻

  • @stevematthews4725
    @stevematthews4725 Рік тому +15

    "You just shot yourself in the nuts" will forever be in my vocabulary. Legendary line! Thank you or your workers. See you next Episode!

    • @pamelabennett1492
      @pamelabennett1492 Рік тому

      Impressive! Classic and unforgetably succint synopsis!!

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer001 Рік тому +17

    "The biggest problem we have in the whole world, it's not global warming, it's nuclear warming"
    Says the man who literally wanted to nuke a hurricane

  • @milosterwheeler2520
    @milosterwheeler2520 Рік тому +824

    Way to go, GOP. You just managed to draw even MORE attention to the cause the three Representatives were touting - much more than they could have by themselves. Sensible gun laws!!!

    • @jeffersonselleck4772
      @jeffersonselleck4772 Рік тому

      Darn right Milo!
      The GOP possesses some unknown but unavoidable bent towards irony and self-destruction, yet somehow they still get the votes (All eleven thousand…eight hundred.. and… however many, votes they need).
      Maybe they will have the remaining members of the Police play YMCA live at the RNC, and all the stalwarts can awkwardly dance to an anthem they so blatantly and regrettably will never understand.

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann Рік тому +20

      ​@@sebastianc5155😂😂😂😂😂 Oh bless your heart.

    • @TheAwe50me
      @TheAwe50me Рік тому +14

      @@sebastianc5155 clown world everyone wants to be special

    • @milosterwheeler2520
      @milosterwheeler2520 Рік тому +16

      @@sebastianc5155 Get well soon.

    • @aubrey1633
      @aubrey1633 Рік тому

      ​@@sebastianc5155 they know what gender they are. You're the ones who obsess over it. It's so creepy. Worry about your own life and learn how to mind your own business when it comes to shit that has no impact on your pathetic life.

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew Рік тому +196

    "They don't understand life, they don't understand whatever it is you have to understand" - sagacious words from the guy who doesn't understand an umbrella.

    • @oscargr_
      @oscargr_ Рік тому +6

      So, not sagacious words

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 Рік тому +18

      Or toilet paper. Or ties. Or anything, really.

    • @gus.smedstad
      @gus.smedstad Рік тому +14

      Or toilets. Dude, if it doesn’t flush the first time, you clogged it. Flushing it “10, 15 times” is just going to make it far worse. You’d have to be a complete moron not to realize by flush #3 that “flushing to more” isn’t going to work, let alone 10.

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew Рік тому +19

      @@gus.smedstad True. But maybe that's how many flushes it takes to get a classified document to go down.

    • @EclecticFruit
      @EclecticFruit Рік тому +6

      Thank you for "sagacious"; I learned something new today.

  • @LaSnob711
    @LaSnob711 Рік тому +48

    Great message to the gun totin' GOP lunatics, Steven 😂 🎉
    And by the way... They gave them an international platform ... Greetings from the EU! 😅

  • @taylordiamond
    @taylordiamond Рік тому +15

    Legends tell tale of the hero who bravely went up the fire ladder and came down carrying Joe's Corvette.

    • @Belzedar
      @Belzedar Рік тому

      Wait! Wait! WAIT! Isn't that the Corvette that shared a garage with the classified documents that were retrieved from Biden a few months ago? They were nearly destroyed in a fire??

    • @gretamurphy3704
      @gretamurphy3704 Рік тому +1

      😂🎉 But we're so happy they did.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Рік тому +887

    Indicted Don: Everybody cried for me.
    Police officer in court: Never happened 😆

    • @nanarose8537
      @nanarose8537 Рік тому +24

      You're on a roll dude! I like it. 😂😂😂😂😆😆

    • @KnowTrentTimoy
      @KnowTrentTimoy Рік тому

      More like Laughing at the Orange Lyin Loser Con Traitor Racist. So much winning!!

    • @stopfakenews8368
      @stopfakenews8368 Рік тому +2

      Hunter business associates: 80 trips to the White House
      "I know nothing about his business dealings" - Brandon
      Libs: "Bu.. bu... bu.. bu... Stormy!

    • @teresalegler2777
      @teresalegler2777 Рік тому +11

      In his dreams!!!

    • @charlesstebbins7207
      @charlesstebbins7207 Рік тому

      @@stopfakenews8368 Judge from New York. "Trump's the one on trial, dumbass".

  • @BaconTomatoCheese
    @BaconTomatoCheese Рік тому +405

    “I’m surprised you’re NOT in favor of gun reform, cause you just shot yourself in the nuts!” Perfect summation🎉

    • @pamelabennett1492
      @pamelabennett1492 Рік тому +15

      Classic!!😅

    • @WT.....
      @WT..... Рік тому +17

      Probably due to those self-firing handguns.

    • @sonnyroy497
      @sonnyroy497 Рік тому +1

      😂 Wait. What?!? These ball-less wonders have nuts??!?

    • @marieroberts5664
      @marieroberts5664 Рік тому

      A genius response to a braindead situation caused by the Republicans.
      This needs to be on a t-shirt!

    • @djsmith4789
      @djsmith4789 Рік тому +9

      That just made my day😂

  • @waynegray5568
    @waynegray5568 Рік тому +50

    I've said this before.... Boycott all the advertisers who sponsor Tucker! Email them and say that you won't buy their products as long as they sponsor Tucker😢

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 Рік тому +8

      I think they are down to My Pillow and Goya . Hard to boycott what you never wanted.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Рік тому

      The problem is that the many MAGATS who watch Fox are the main targets of these ads.

    • @ryanstatt9910
      @ryanstatt9910 Рік тому +5

      @@Wednesdaywoe1975 2 of the crappier products out there. 2 that I've never bought and knowing that, never will

    • @_BK__
      @_BK__ Рік тому +2

      Lol, ok snowflake. 😢

    • @ryanstatt9910
      @ryanstatt9910 Рік тому +4

      @@_BK__ haha the calling card of the far right, the name calling. How old are you?

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 Рік тому +7

    "I'm surprised you're not in favor of gun reform because you just shot yourself in the nuts!" One of the greatest lines in Late Show history!

  • @stevewebber707
    @stevewebber707 Рік тому +28

    "They don't understand whatever it is you have to understand."
    That self burn needs more than those firefighters to put out.

  • @Tim_Shu
    @Tim_Shu Рік тому +52

    Now the world knows who the Tennessee 3 are 🤣 Good move guys ✊🏾

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi Рік тому +57

    I’ll take Joe Biden’s stories over that other guys any day of the week. 😎 Arizona just voted out a republican. The Tennessee three got reinstated. I have hope.

    • @gmailrockmcbride49508
      @gmailrockmcbride49508 Рік тому +2

      It was only two. The 2 black men.

    • @jacksparrow3490
      @jacksparrow3490 Рік тому

      You have hope for what? America to be a 3rd world nation here soon? You clowns love being brainwashed. The Democrats are cultists. Prove me wrong.

    • @raspeth
      @raspeth Рік тому +1

      Yes!!!

  • @musiclifegage7370
    @musiclifegage7370 Рік тому +2

    What a great thing and what a fabulous moment for the history books. ❤️🙏🏻 Keep keepin on, America. 👏🏻

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Рік тому +599

    My Ass Got Arrested: MAGA!

    • @Oooo-bi7bi
      @Oooo-bi7bi Рік тому +41

      I like it. I’m hoping he’s wearing orange and eating porridge soon

    • @tomifost
      @tomifost Рік тому +34

      or "Make Attorneys Get Attorneys"

    • @headgames3115
      @headgames3115 Рік тому +43

      Him staying arrested would, in fact, make America better.

    • @user-yu1lq2ye6b
      @user-yu1lq2ye6b Рік тому

      The communists hate to make America Great. Leave our country, communists.

    • @prodemocracyseth
      @prodemocracyseth Рік тому

      Minion Asshats Getting Arrested

  • @sharondowney9571
    @sharondowney9571 Рік тому +250

    Kudos to Colbert's audience! They know right from wrong! I love to hear their participation!!!! Makes me so happy!

    • @brianb8830
      @brianb8830 Рік тому

      You DF I will guarantee the audience is vetted. Woke weirdos only.

    • @krabz9390
      @krabz9390 Рік тому +6

      you mean they can clap when the guy is holding up the clap sign. Impressive.

    • @sakuraba86
      @sakuraba86 Рік тому +2

      They're a bunch of Marxist puppets who don't even know that they're Marxist puppets. Very impressive.

    • @glenngallo8465
      @glenngallo8465 Рік тому

      ​@@krabz9390 No, they're not brain dead magats. They don't need to be told when to laugh or what to think. 😂

    • @matyheymer
      @matyheymer Рік тому

      I can tell from the back of nowhere in Australia that they are complete numpties

  • @joenisnapje712
    @joenisnapje712 Рік тому +3

    There is hope still 👍🏻 Fantastic both Justins were reinstated. Put them on your show Steven ✌🏻🇺🇸
    The new heroes of democracy! Bright new stars ⭐️

  • @smokintruker27
    @smokintruker27 Рік тому +7

    i'm a certified gunsmith and licensed FFL dealer, i'm all for more indepth background checks and if it takes a doctor to ok you then so be it, if you got nothing to worry about then you dont have a problem

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +168

    Is that 5 year old Donnie's speechwriter? Would explain a lot.

    • @susanhenry6834
      @susanhenry6834 Рік тому +11

      I thought he was talking about himself as the 5 year old.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Рік тому +9

      @@susanhenry6834 So you aged him up?

    • @star2705
      @star2705 Рік тому +7

      Excuse you, five year olds are _much_ better at getting to the point XD

    • @susanhenry6834
      @susanhenry6834 Рік тому

      @KingJamos yes, definitely did! Lol

    • @susanhenry6834
      @susanhenry6834 Рік тому

      @@star2705 agree 100%

  • @starrdust13
    @starrdust13 Рік тому +108

    “No Malarky Jack!” 😂 always gets me lol

  • @rashidasnead865
    @rashidasnead865 Рік тому +8

    Trump and his people keep giving Stephen Colbert so much material… lol… Let Trump keep talking… it’s hilarious

  • @cescentreri5231
    @cescentreri5231 Рік тому +100

    If Humpty Trumpty would've told that fire story he would've said that he ended up saving the firemen. Also, after he saved the firemen (real strong tough guy) that the firemen cried and then thanked him for not only saving his life but for just being such a great, honest guy among some other nonsense.

    • @melaniedejonge5234
      @melaniedejonge5234 Рік тому +21

      And then the fireman would have told him that he’s never seen anyone treated so unfairly. 😂😂😂😂

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому

      But we're okay with Biden bragging about all his possessions to firemen...4 story house, Corvette...🙄

    • @markrice4808
      @markrice4808 Рік тому +4

      They also would begin their effusive thanks with "Sir."

    • @janetlelham2816
      @janetlelham2816 Рік тому

      😂😂😂

  • @JoeNoshow27
    @JoeNoshow27 Рік тому +287

    Tucker and Donny, 2 of the saddest people to ever share a room together.

    • @resulnaki
      @resulnaki Рік тому +11

      They just need mgt and desantis to compete as a quad squad

    • @gretamurphy3704
      @gretamurphy3704 Рік тому +1

      They're not as sad as I hope they'll be.

  • @TheOutside84
    @TheOutside84 Рік тому +3

    The Sig P320 going off by itself was known a while ago. They already got sued, still getting sued, but have fixed the internal safety. Or so they say. The army still used the m17 and m18 a version of the p320, they're working fine.

  • @WokeOne75
    @WokeOne75 Рік тому +11

    Trump must have dirt on all these GOP folks.

    • @sylvialawrence4431
      @sylvialawrence4431 Рік тому

      That's exactly what I've said all along. I think they're all knee deep in Russian money!!

    • @davidanderson6222
      @davidanderson6222 Рік тому +1

      IKR

    • @sylvialawrence4431
      @sylvialawrence4431 Рік тому

      @@davidanderson6222 ...and they certainly know the loyalty is only one-sided!

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 Рік тому +132

    I have to admit, the first thing I discussed with my 3 and 8 year old step-sons once their mom and I married was how they would of handled the USA response to the Japanese bombing of Pearl harbor by dropping the big bomb on Nagasaki first, or Hiroshima. They both seemed so knowledgeable about the topic of atomic bombs and their effects on human life so I thought it was appropriate.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Рік тому +6

      Great comment, but we both know that Trump never talked to a child. It was just another of his lame self-aggrandizing poorly-put-together stories.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Рік тому +2

      @@lizardog it’s a troll

    • @videosrus8631
      @videosrus8631 Рік тому

      Really? Do me a favour.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Рік тому

      Pshaw! That's nothing. As soon as my youngest could talk, I had a profound discussion with them about the possible future impacts of Brexit. Just couldn't restrain the little mite. SO full of wise and profound insight!
      I would have suggested they arrange a meeting with Boris Johnson, subsequently, but there's not much that can be meaningfully said in exchange with someone that incapable of understanding...

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u Рік тому

      ​@@lizardog actually he did.....
      He was looking in the mirror 🤡

  • @karlheinzegger9790
    @karlheinzegger9790 Рік тому +72

    How did Trump and Carlson manage to sit upright? Obviously both of them had their spine removed.

    • @hazelpearson7807
      @hazelpearson7807 Рік тому

      The amount of bullshit inside keeps them upright

    • @candywarmuth6241
      @candywarmuth6241 Рік тому +3

      No balls, helps balance them.

    • @grahamkeithtodd
      @grahamkeithtodd Рік тому +1

      i think the well know phrase "boom handle up their arse" springs to mind

  • @NikkLiberos
    @NikkLiberos Рік тому +2

    The irony of giving the biggest megaphone to two young progressive lawmakers by expelling them for using a megaphone in the State chamber does not escape me.

  • @nyerineu3388
    @nyerineu3388 Рік тому +2

    If alive today, Clarence Darrow’s infamous quote would apply to 45: "I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."
    Clarence Darrow, Chicago Lawyer, 1920s

  • @rock-n-rollfoodie
    @rock-n-rollfoodie Рік тому +52

    Stephan and writers … FIRE monologue!
    Keep voting blue America 💙

  • @s.t.martin7939
    @s.t.martin7939 Рік тому +127

    “Wife, life, cat, Vette!!”
    Gotta Love President Joe!! (and Your Impression of him!!)
    Thanks Again, Always, Stephen & Writers, for All you do to make us laugh, 😂🤣 Especially before bed!! 😴 💤
    Much needed
    & Appreciated!! 🙏🏽

  • @Daniel-ox2zr
    @Daniel-ox2zr Рік тому +5

    Funny closing line and also true.

  • @songOmatic
    @songOmatic Рік тому +4

    thank you stephen for attempting sanity in these insane times

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Рік тому +236

    Colbert the tonic that soothes.

    • @stopfakenews8368
      @stopfakenews8368 Рік тому +2

      Thanks, Made me vomit a little in my mouth.

    • @openminds8765
      @openminds8765 Рік тому +1

      @@stopfakenews8368 I am sure that is not the only thing in your mouth - Tea Bag Republican 🌰🌰

    • @oppositeofh8
      @oppositeofh8 Рік тому

      you're confusing him with "meanwhile". 😉😸

    • @psychmatisa
      @psychmatisa Рік тому +4

      @@stopfakenews8368 then don’t watch lol

    • @psychmatisa
      @psychmatisa Рік тому +2

      He keeps me sane since 2020

  • @NoToAllOfThat
    @NoToAllOfThat Рік тому +91

    Pearson and Jones are awesome, I’m so impressed and thankful

    • @krabz9390
      @krabz9390 Рік тому

      Jones is a psychopathic liar who attacks random motorists with traffic cones. Not seeing through bullshit is the most democrat thing ever.

    • @mkiel705
      @mkiel705 Рік тому

      Or As I Call Them "The Justins"

  • @wrohr15309
    @wrohr15309 Рік тому +2

    "They don't understand whatever it is you have to understand." LOL

  • @jaelo2314
    @jaelo2314 Рік тому +4

    Big orange had a conversation with himself, an emotional 5-year-old.

  • @bjohnson1085
    @bjohnson1085 Рік тому +64

    ‘Repubs shot themselves in the nuts’ thanks SC made my evening! 😂❤

  • @dthomas9230
    @dthomas9230 Рік тому +28

    Justin and Justin deserved their time in the spotlight and managed to change things. It was true Justin Time Management.

  • @Gdji5fv
    @Gdji5fv Рік тому +2

    *DEMOCRATS MOVE ON DOWN TO INDIANA*
    *WE NEED MORE DEMOCRATS!*

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula Рік тому +1

    Can I just have that clip of Pearson on a loop?!

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 Рік тому +237

    "Fox journalist" is a contradiction in terms, or a foxymoron.

    • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
      @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 Рік тому +7

      😂👍

    • @johnsmith-ds5yt
      @johnsmith-ds5yt Рік тому +6

      Gold 😂

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Рік тому

      You think they are one-sided you should check out CNN, the 24-hour Democrat Network.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому +2

      Like Buzzfeed is a news source

    • @mihaimoldo
      @mihaimoldo Рік тому +5

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 buzz feed actually has a journalistic department that has won awards. They have released numerous articles that were exclusive bombshells one of which was about Putin's assassinations camping. They even turned it into a book called "From Russia with Blood". I highly recommend it

  • @patsylvest
    @patsylvest Рік тому +64

    Outstanding, Stephen.... outstanding.

  • @tesladrew2608
    @tesladrew2608 Рік тому +1

    "They don't understand whatever it is you have to understand"
    😂😂

  • @victoriapearce6145
    @victoriapearce6145 Рік тому +3

    The Justin's are celebrated on Canadian news and I'm sure around the world. Carry on Tennessee

  • @nereidatavares
    @nereidatavares Рік тому +103

    Yes! The best way 2 start my day in Holland... Having me a bit of #Colbertfun... Have a lovely day everyone!

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom Рік тому +7

      Goedemorgen

    • @nereidatavares
      @nereidatavares Рік тому +4

      @@goblinwisdom Jij ook, een hele goede en zonnige morgen! ☀️

    • @nereidatavares
      @nereidatavares Рік тому +4

      @@Balletified 🤪🤪🤪 Het is echt een ding... vroeg wakker worden, genieten en tegelijkertijd verbazen over Amerikaanse politiek... Did I just wake-up from a crazy funny dream or are these crazy times we live in? In andere woorden... feels just like waking up 4 real... I'm extending that sense of confusion.... 😆
      En jij? Ook een Colbert fan? 😃 Wanneer we ooit naar New York gaan, koop ik sowieso een ticket. Ik moet het een keer meegemaakt hebben... I gotta yell one day in my life during the opening of the show! "Welcome one and all, my name is Ste..." Me: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" 🤣🤣🤣 2 Bad there is no #fridaycrowd anymore... They are the best of crowds... 😅

    • @rosalie4797
      @rosalie4797 Рік тому +4

      You have a great day. Here in the great Pacific Northwest, I'll have a lovely night going to sleep laughing about that closing line!

    • @nereidatavares
      @nereidatavares Рік тому

      @@rosalie4797 Sweet dreams! 🤗🤭🙃

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. Рік тому +203

    The advice of a 5 year old is the only thing Trump can understand or relate to.

    • @Patrick-ip4qi
      @Patrick-ip4qi Рік тому +1

      Naw

    • @jalabi99
      @jalabi99 Рік тому +13

      @Alan Smithee Jr. please stop insulting five-year-olds!

    • @headgames3115
      @headgames3115 Рік тому +6

      Maybe he should have had a whole presidential cabinet of 5 year olds. Maybe he would listen and not fire them every few months.

    • @LolUGotBusted
      @LolUGotBusted Рік тому +5

      This too close to consulting experts to be believable

    • @samuellopez1957
      @samuellopez1957 Рік тому +2

      😂😂🤣🤣😅🤤🤤🥴🥴

  • @KIMcastro667
    @KIMcastro667 Рік тому +12

    Whoever created that “Too Cool to Do Drugs” pencil knew exactly what they were doing.

    • @riverlove6820
      @riverlove6820 Рік тому

      Or they were just stoned and printed it the wrong direction when the word "drugs" was supposed to be sharpened away first. Or what you say. he he

  • @msde625
    @msde625 Рік тому +2

    The racism in America is so obvious, you have to be dead not to see it!
    The next Geico (Government Employee Insurance COmpany) commercial. 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @naryanr
    @naryanr Рік тому +28

    Just In: Justin and Justin Just In In Just Win.

  • @AceOfHeartsTTV
    @AceOfHeartsTTV Рік тому +91

    I just wanted to take a moment to express my heartfelt gratitude for the joy you bring into my life. Your clever wit and humorous commentary always manage to make me laugh, even on my toughest days. Your talents as a comedian are truly remarkable, and I am continually impressed by your ability to find humor in even the most challenging of situations.
    Thank you for sharing your talent with the world and for bringing so much joy and laughter into countless lives. You truly are a gift to us all.
    With sincere thanks and admiration,
    RoboticAce

  • @dominikbeitat4450
    @dominikbeitat4450 Рік тому +2

    "Five year old came up to me, big guy, strong guy, tears running down his face..."

  • @georgefernandez7558
    @georgefernandez7558 Рік тому +1

    "They don't understand whatever it is that you have to understand". Enough said.

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm Рік тому +430

    That conversation Trump had with a five year old was actually him talking to himself in the mirror.

    • @pjmlegrande
      @pjmlegrande Рік тому +30

      An insult to 5 year olds everywhere

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Рік тому +4

      Probably!

    • @up2itru
      @up2itru Рік тому +6

      That is how I analyzed his character when I studied his natal chart.

    • @lostcat9lives322
      @lostcat9lives322 Рік тому +14

      Hopefully that kid's parents were in the sme room.

    • @eldajackson1
      @eldajackson1 Рік тому +5

      So right!

  • @jet44444
    @jet44444 Рік тому +27

    Haha I love when Colbert wears the Biden shades.

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 Рік тому +2

    "They don't understand whatever it is that you have to understand" 🤦🏽‍♂
    I'd ask if he hears himself but I stopped bothering asking that since 2019.

  • @jamesl9371
    @jamesl9371 Рік тому +2

    Twump = moderate sensible wise?! 😂😂😂 are you kidding?!!

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Рік тому

      That was directed at the same people who think Wrestling is for real!

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Рік тому +1669

    Trump: “We need to be tough on crime.”
    Also Trump: “Why are you being so tough on me?”

  • @danielsprouls9458
    @danielsprouls9458 Рік тому +1042

    Trump asking a 5 year old is smart. He is finally taking advice from someone smarter.

    • @carlsaganlives6086
      @carlsaganlives6086 Рік тому +39

      His peer group.

    • @philcool1968
      @philcool1968 Рік тому

      Most five year olds can’t point out Afghanistan on a map, but they’re still smarter than fat ass Trump.

    • @waynetaylor8082
      @waynetaylor8082 Рік тому +45

      Too bad Trump NEVER appeared on "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER?". Had he this never ending national nightmare MIGHT have been averted?!!! Just a thought 🤔?

    • @helenwheels3341
      @helenwheels3341 Рік тому +11

      Yep

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Рік тому +23

      Well, everyone is smarter than Trump. The problem is, most grown ups are so much more intelligent than he is that he cannot understand them. A 5 year old is close enough to his intelligence level that he can understand him, and realize that he is talking with an intellectual superior.

  • @stillhere1425
    @stillhere1425 Рік тому +2

    Big kindergartener, strong kindergartner, tears in his eyes, crayons clutched in his chubby fingers…

  • @cynthiajones4332
    @cynthiajones4332 Рік тому

    God bless all who speak out again these wicked people.

  • @janeadams647
    @janeadams647 Рік тому +82

    I’m surprised that the five year didn’t come to Trump with tears streaming down their face. Then again, they probably did.

    • @morebirdsandroses
      @morebirdsandroses Рік тому +8

      No. The tears were after his meeting tRump.

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 Рік тому +10

      "Sir, you were the best President of my toddlerhood. Nobody was a better president than you."😢

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Рік тому +1

      It never happened.

    • @ryanstatt9910
      @ryanstatt9910 Рік тому +4

      The 5 year old said "SIR!!!! Why did you eat my happy meal SIR????"

    • @ronitennant5253
      @ronitennant5253 Рік тому +5

      Crying because MAGA parents forced them to meet TFG. A lot of kids are afraid of clowns.

  • @golgariastronaut818
    @golgariastronaut818 Рік тому +113

    The eloquence of that Cthulhu joke, the fact that Steven can say that smoothly is amazing. Thank you for all that you do to make news relevant, eloquent, and yet humorous.

    • @unowen9668
      @unowen9668 Рік тому +4

      Wasn't that wonderful!! So erudite.

    • @stephanie130
      @stephanie130 Рік тому +4

      Heck yeah! So hilariously arcane it's practically unnameable!

    • @BlairTindall86
      @BlairTindall86 Рік тому +3

      Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

    • @superblondeDotOrg
      @superblondeDotOrg Рік тому +4

      Minus 1 to Sanity.

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 Рік тому +1

    Always great Stephen Colbert. The band is killin’ it! So good!

  • @Frontier2000AnoDomin
    @Frontier2000AnoDomin Рік тому +10

    Tr@mp does the most perfect interviews. The man can talk for 15 minutes... and say nothing.
    YeeeHaaa UnterMagAmerica!

  • @udornyc
    @udornyc Рік тому +6

    Trump is so incompetent, but - to this day - Millions of people are staunch supporters and don't see anything wrong with that man!

  • @jrbspacecowboy
    @jrbspacecowboy Рік тому +72

    Hannibal Lecter being interviewed by Jeffrey Dahmer

  • @inafelsher168
    @inafelsher168 Рік тому +40

    What is so beautiful and perfect is that both their names are Justin ( Justice) !!! No accident. These 2 young caring, eloquent, committed ,courageous and determined leaders are just the guys to change our country and really really really make it the democracy it is meant to be. I always believe in every negative situation there is a hidden gift. They received their recognition and Hero Status. God can fix anything and make it even greater. God Bless them❤️🙏🏻👍🏻

  • @yarrowbumblefoot8877
    @yarrowbumblefoot8877 Рік тому +4

    Once again Stephen shows the insanity that has become America.

    • @steveng7174
      @steveng7174 Рік тому

      No wonder so many Americans are enjoying the fentanyl Joe is creating the need for. Biden 2024! No malarkey again!

  • @lindaliestman4397
    @lindaliestman4397 Рік тому +131

    Tucker and Trump look like two “men” talking while sitting on toilets facing each other.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Рік тому

      Which is funny because the bullshit is coming from their mouths.

    • @janetstonerook4552
      @janetstonerook4552 Рік тому +14

      Oh no! Now I can't erase that thought!😮

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm Рік тому +26

      Except the BS comes out of their mouths instead of the other end.

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 Рік тому +18

      @@alex35agm The other end has more intelligent things to say.

    • @ryanstatt9910
      @ryanstatt9910 Рік тому +3

      The obvious difference being the crap coming from a different hole

  • @dethspud
    @dethspud Рік тому +370

    Watching Tucker kiss Trump's ass knowing he loathes him was actually fun for me.

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 Рік тому +28

      Borderline pornographic in a way
      That you're not allowed to say in FLA...

    • @larrygarland3728
      @larrygarland3728 Рік тому +18

      I don't have mental strength to sit thru that I.Q. draining tripe!

    • @donyoung7874
      @donyoung7874 Рік тому +4

      I don't believe Carlsen really despises him even though that's what he said in an email.

    • @maurer3d
      @maurer3d Рік тому +12

      But it was offset by Trump trying to talk about Nuclear Proliferation, scared the heck out of me. I mean when he was in Office he wanted to Nuke Hurricanes to try to stop them.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Рік тому

      @@donyoung7874 I mean at this point it wouldn't be outlandish to think Carlson is a straight-up psychopath who only believes Trump is a nagging figment of his imagination, along with the rest of us.

  • @BrigitofBergental
    @BrigitofBergental Рік тому +1

    Even one "unintentional firing" of a gun is too many.

  • @llwessel
    @llwessel Рік тому +2

    I adore this man's witty humor.

  • @dethspud
    @dethspud Рік тому +24

    Justice for the Justins?
    Good news 😊

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +67

    Those of you who missed the Macarena Craze, you didn’t miss much.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Рік тому +16

      That clip brought back horrible memories 🙉

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Рік тому +15

      I still do it everyday when I look for my lighter.
      And I will also do the “spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch. “ from the Austin Powers movie, when I leave the house.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому +7

      The song was great, the dance incredibly dumb

    • @gretamurphy3704
      @gretamurphy3704 Рік тому +1

      It is a great dance for people without any rhythm or coordination and know it. Let them have their fun. 😊

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Рік тому +1

    Pencil one…good. And punch line. Yay Jones is back!

  • @josephwheeler8753
    @josephwheeler8753 Рік тому +1

    Great segment!!

  • @christophertownsend3820
    @christophertownsend3820 Рік тому +238

    Fox is like a weighted blanket for Repubicans...

    • @stopfakenews8368
      @stopfakenews8368 Рік тому +3

      And this show is for guys who drink man-on-a-can beer

    • @EvilJawa
      @EvilJawa Рік тому +11

      Too bad they're always hiding under that blanket.

    • @elsierodgers4874
      @elsierodgers4874 Рік тому +4

      But they're too afraid to say anything. That 74 million people keep them quiet.

    • @drtaverner
      @drtaverner Рік тому

      ​@@stopfakenews8368 Nobody with any self respect drinks shitty A-B beer in the first place. It's barely beer.

    • @headgames3115
      @headgames3115 Рік тому +22

      ​@@stopfakenews8368 oh, did that upset your feelings?

  • @cguyre
    @cguyre Рік тому +1

    Why did I laugh so hard at the Macarena deportation joke 😂

  • @birbluv9595
    @birbluv9595 Рік тому

    “Whatever it is that you have to understand” - the stunning specificity

  • @nuclearhotseat1550
    @nuclearhotseat1550 Рік тому +12

    Monologues like this are why I fell in love with Stephen Colbert. Tonight's is one of his best.

  • @Oooo-bi7bi
    @Oooo-bi7bi Рік тому +44

    trump providing his own nails for his coffin. With his pearls of wisdom .

  • @redpandamurphy
    @redpandamurphy Рік тому +1

    I can't help but notice that the wall behind him doesn't seem to be stretched all the way to the ground so you can see behind it.

  • @Mikathedog100
    @Mikathedog100 Рік тому +1

    I just told my 17yo about the pencil "Too cool to do drugs," bit. She said, "Geez, where'd ya find that? 2013 Tumblr?"
    I have never felt so old 😔

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Рік тому +28

    I'm 34 and this video made me realize I still remember the Macarena dance against my will

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Рік тому +4

      You know the _really_ horrible part about getting older? In a few years, you're going to hear a reference to the Macarena again and think to yourself "Oh jeez, that. I miss the good ol' days."

    • @oscargr_
      @oscargr_ Рік тому +1

      ​@@danielgehring7437 How old do you have to be for that 😂

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Рік тому +70

    When Trump says “nuclear warming” and the camera pans to Tucker 🤣