@@singerofsongss hahahaha I married one of these men. He uses words & phrases that were in public circulation in the 1800's, within a couple of decades. It's been 20 years of chewing on... I've almost got his *real* birthdate worked out...
Our greatest gift is being alive at the same time as this immortal gentleman born in 1934 who does a horrible job of pretending he’s not actually 85 years old
I genuinely think John mulaney was a man out strolling about in a big city after work and got hit by a car in the 1950s, and reencarnated years later to be this strange fella with a weird affection for the nostagia of the antique, white collar man.
I wanted to bring a briefcase to school when I was younger but I didn't want to have to dress in order to have a briefcase and then keeping the grades up in order to justify the briefcase and suit.... ugh it was too much
My sister was listening to Shirley Bassey and Selena at the age of 9 and started listening to Matt Monro at the age of 10. Sometimes I wonder if she's a reincarnated Ian Fleming without the sexist and racist attitudes.
I can really relate to this, when I was a child I used to watch Judy Garland & Marilyn Monroe films and walk around the house wearing red lipstick from my mother’s handbag and drinking juice from a vintage looking teacup, I also started wearing a brooch on my cardigan from about 10...good times
Jonida Sanço wish they would do it for us living outside the U.S. Don’t know where Swedes can watch Conan unless it’s a pirate stream or a rare full interview uploaded
They don't upload the full interview because they get less views. When they do that rather than these short clips, where people know exactly what they get when they click on them
yeah splitting the interview up into clips means the views get more spread out and more ad money. i wish they'd upload full interviews too, but what're ya gonna do
Both his parents were lawyers, makes total sense to me why he took a briefcase to school and tried to appear very grown up and professional. Honestly it even explains why he always is wearing a suit as well.
Whenever John talks about his parents and his childhood, I keep visualizing John as Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes, with his parents looking and acting just like Calvin’s parents. Just missing a stuffed tiger.
Now he reminds me of my classmate who carried a briefcase to school. That boy was one of the kind for sure in so many ways. He acted like a mad scientist who is pro-Hitler as a kid, and wanted to become a neurosurgeon from weirdly young age (for mad scientist-esque reasons), and he actually did go to a med school in the end. That was 7 years ago, idk if he finished it, last time I heard about him was because he, just like both of his twin sisters (IVF kids), got diagnosed with smth psychiatric. (But they all have different things, if the gossip is true and I remember it correctly.) I kinda suspect him as a part of our lgbtqa+ community now, because just like me in school, he was never noticed having a date or a crush (and we were classmates in a secondary boarding school for 11 god damn years), and was probably the most tolerable of the boys while being vaguely anti-opposite gender (but in terms of "meh" energy, not a shade of being mad at girls for not being attracted to him).
This guy is 37 with his own Broadway show and one of the funniest and most influential writers for the most popular sketch comedy show of all time. Also same age as Donald Glover.
"just as now, i wanted to be a man in 1951"
he's so self aware
stilltainted922 But if he becomes a man than we lose representation for both women and Asian-Americans
But the fact that he doesn't seem to like hats means the man he wanted to be(then as now) had to be post-Kennedy at least.
@@jamespower5165 exACTLY
That's what was bothering me!
I read this as he said it and now I feel weird 😁👍
Mayo for sam,1951anyone,goodnight
I think it's glaringly obvious he lived a past life in the 50s and reincarnated with that energy still intact lol
Bold of you to assume he was reincarnated and not just an immortal 1950s radio host
NerdsTheCandy you're right...I made an ass out of myself invalidating all the immortals out there
Fact: John was born a 40 year old businessman from 1951.
Fact
You know, that's always what I thought!
Pretty sure he’s immortal, but he was only born recently (i.e. like 1920 or something)
@@singerofsongss hahahaha I married one of these men. He uses words & phrases that were in public circulation in the 1800's, within a couple of decades. It's been 20 years of chewing on... I've almost got his *real* birthdate worked out...
hahahahah perfect
"oof."- Charles Mulaney, 1993.
Charles Mulaney would have gotten along Zoomers.
The fact that his son was probably like 50-60 and sat around the house smoking dope is hilarious
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
That part made me laugh so hard.
Omg he looks like someone who would have carried a briefcase in school.
Lmao
Underrated
Oh NO
I passed this one guys in the hall all the time in middle school who wore a suit and had a brief case esqe bag and he was my hero
Briefcase wanker
nobody:
comment section of any john mulaney video: *TaLL cHiLd*
isn’t the comment section really *“everybody:”* in this scenario
*TaLL cHiLD wiTH fEMiNinE hiPs*
We were like, "We know, but HEY!"
Omg true 😂
A boy with NO EYES!
Our greatest gift is being alive at the same time as this immortal gentleman born in 1934 who does a horrible job of pretending he’s not actually 85 years old
Arthur Morgan 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻
Arthur Morgan wat
"You were beaten horribly, I hope?" - Conan O'Brien, 2019.
Blak such a good line!
@@Rose4MLE No sign of it yet, but we do see someone getting upset at the notion that other people could hypothetically get upset.
he said weren’t
Mulaney should have replied "The aesthetic appeal was worth the beatings"😁
Thank you, exactly my thought.
"Offputting" is the most Mulaney word.
He throws people off their rhythm
"off-putting"
I thought the same thing when I saw the title. I watched because I knew it must've been his wording.
Jess bittenbinder would approve
You mean to tell me that this tall child still isn’t off putting and strange?
Is that in Big Mouth?
His standups, actually.
hahahaha exactly
Well he looks terrible. He should stop burning the candle from both ends.
Zephyr Nace-Beach he really needs to get some rest!
If his dad, his One Black Coffee™ dad, went oof... you know it had to be bad
That man can stare at the devils growl unfazed lol
Wow ... He's really a New York man from 1950s 😂 he smoke cigarettes, listened to Frank Sinatra ...
You couldn't think of a 3rd adjective?
@@connorbarnett8720 those aren't adjectives???
@@gr1mreap3rz15 Virginia alert
Connor Barnett I think you mean verbs and not adjectives right?
wears suits
* reads title * oh Conan, we already knew that
* reads title * _Was?_
@@ezekielmartin4323 Ahahahah
We know but hey!
LOLOLOL audience "awww'd" when he said he was serious about the suitcase xD
Joy Lee because it’s cute
1:30 that's probably the most genuine laugh i've ever seen from Conan
Watch his interviews with nathan fielder to see him really laugh
Yes ^ the salad Instagram one
Watch Conan with bill burr
@@matthewbeecher3450 yeah, that video is hilarious
Leif Solheim yes!!! Gut busting laughter..
This tall child never ages I saw him in a thumbnail from 5 years ago and thought that it was from a few weeks ago it's his Asian American genes.
@@ladychips Yeah and the OP cracked a joke based on the same routine *smh*
The click of the briefcase at 2:23 is strangely good
I genuinely think John mulaney was a man out strolling about in a big city after work and got hit by a car in the 1950s, and reencarnated years later to be this strange fella with a weird affection for the nostagia of the antique, white collar man.
“And when I say ‘concert’ I mean the 40 minutes that he sang.” John is so effortlessly funny lol
I wanted to bring a briefcase to school when I was younger but I didn't want to have to dress in order to have a briefcase and then keeping the grades up in order to justify the briefcase and suit.... ugh it was too much
just be Niles Murphy
Look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips
NO! THATS THE THING HES SENSITIVE ABOUT!
Leave this tall Asian American lady alone!
That tall child looks unwell. Get some rest small child!
and a brief case.
@there's no catchy slogan It's from his stand-up. Every joke about tall children, Asian American women, and feminine hips is from his stand-up lol
‘You were beaten horribly I’d hope’ 😂😂😂 Conan is the greatest talk show host
I think every kid gets into “old” media at some point in their life. When I was six i rewatched Charlie Chaplin movies over and over.
broadwaymelody33 for me it was the twilight zone
When my son was 10 he bought a Barry White CD with his allowance. 😂
@@veror5516 Lmfao!!!!! Best and funniest thing I've read all day!!!!
My sister was listening to Shirley Bassey and Selena at the age of 9 and started listening to Matt Monro at the age of 10. Sometimes I wonder if she's a reincarnated Ian Fleming without the sexist and racist attitudes.
I can really relate to this, when I was a child I used to watch Judy Garland & Marilyn Monroe films and walk around the house wearing red lipstick from my mother’s handbag and drinking juice from a vintage looking teacup, I also started wearing a brooch on my cardigan from about 10...good times
He's the most Jewish Catholic I've ever seen
that’s why he married a jewish woman
Mulaney understood the _aesthetic_ at age eleven, impeccable
Never stop, Tall Child!
zizinnnn I get it
He really is an old-timey. 😂
He got that genuine Conan laugh with the "SMOKIN DOPE" joke.
Anyone else feel like he fell into the twilight zone and just went with it.
It makes complete sense for him to carry around a briefcase as a child
I'd never heard of John Mulaney before Spiderverse: now he's one of my favourite comedians of all time.
welcome to the addiction
"I'M STRANGE AND OFF-PUTTING"
"OOF"
I love how hard he made Conan laugh😄
Sounds like he was Niles Crane 😄
who wore a bowler hat to school and an attache case
Yes!! He's a crane!!
The Crane boys were also offputting and strange. Ask Martin.
Why are these clips so short? Post the whole interviews Teamcoco
No! Cuz then you won't watch it live!
Jonida Sanço wish they would do it for us living outside the U.S. Don’t know where Swedes can watch Conan unless it’s a pirate stream or a rare full interview uploaded
They don't upload the full interview because they get less views. When they do that rather than these short clips, where people know exactly what they get when they click on them
yeah splitting the interview up into clips means the views get more spread out and more ad money. i wish they'd upload full interviews too, but what're ya gonna do
Oh John, you old soul. My heart can't take it.
Sometimes i cant tell of the things john says are jokes or true lol
Valtastic val same!!
Jon Mulaney looks like a young Agent Smith from the Matrix
john mulaney came here from the 1950’s u cannot tell me otherwise
I really hope this means Mulaney's gonna be on Conan's podcast.
"tossed the salad" i'm dead
I hope Frank Jr. stopped smoking dope.
Look at the likes to dislikes ratio for this video. Only a John Mulaney interview could pull that off.
My two favorite men in entertainment occupying the same space. Absolutely immaculate.
did the briefcase thing too, but it was covered in punk band and skater stickers. shakin' my head at my past self
Why do those revelations not surprise me at all!? 😄
Please post the whole thing. I love John
He’s gonna be the first person to buy a time travel machine when they are legal 😂
John Mulaney always makes me smile 😊
John mulaney is a man from 1951! 😂😂😂
Here's a button for the briefcase click sound 2:23
"Bitch! Me too!"
I mean this in the nicest way possible.
I have just saw a video explaining everything about Onision I just need to hear the soothing voice of this tall child
You watched strange aeons didn't you, with that wonderful cracking voice
John Mulaney came out of the womb knowing his previous life and were here joking about it huh
I think a lot of johns old soul comes from the upbringing of his parents
Hey when I was in my elemetary years, briefcase was da thing, yo. Every boy had those and carried those to school. That was like mid ‘80s.
Both his parents were lawyers, makes total sense to me why he took a briefcase to school and tried to appear very grown up and professional. Honestly it even explains why he always is wearing a suit as well.
This performance of OH HELLO killed.
Conan The Legend
Reads video title “no not John “ 😹
Brendon Urie and John Mulaney seem like they’d be good friends :)
I personally wouldn't want them to be friends. urie seems pretty wild and not in a, I'm doing my best to stay sober way like how Pete Davidson is
I want to be a celebrity just so I could hang out with Conan and Andy for a while.
Omg these 3 people are hilarious😂😂😂😂😂
“I’m STRaaANge! And OFFPUTTING!!”
Whenever John talks about his parents and his childhood, I keep visualizing John as Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes, with his parents looking and acting just like Calvin’s parents. Just missing a stuffed tiger.
I relate to the shaving cream part
"You were beaten horribly I hope". And that's why Conan is the best talk show host.
Love these two
Hahaha that hand swinging got them to alot of places haha o, comedians!! 😍
1:05 tossed his salad loll
I wanted a Tony Bennent album when I was a kid
Now he reminds me of my classmate who carried a briefcase to school. That boy was one of the kind for sure in so many ways. He acted like a mad scientist who is pro-Hitler as a kid, and wanted to become a neurosurgeon from weirdly young age (for mad scientist-esque reasons), and he actually did go to a med school in the end. That was 7 years ago, idk if he finished it, last time I heard about him was because he, just like both of his twin sisters (IVF kids), got diagnosed with smth psychiatric. (But they all have different things, if the gossip is true and I remember it correctly.) I kinda suspect him as a part of our lgbtqa+ community now, because just like me in school, he was never noticed having a date or a crush (and we were classmates in a secondary boarding school for 11 god damn years), and was probably the most tolerable of the boys while being vaguely anti-opposite gender (but in terms of "meh" energy, not a shade of being mad at girls for not being attracted to him).
this is just further proof that he's a young immortal
i have never related to john mulaney more in my life
i too was an offputting and strange child in a very similar fashion
John is awesome . Such the epitome of not judging people. He looks like a lawyer and yet had a terrible drug problem
Conan's head is alarmingly large compared to John's
Every ADHD adult: I was an off-putting strange child
I would watch a whole show about John Mulaney's childhood
Most people say that John Mulaney talks like a 1949s radio host. I’m from Chicago and so is John. Trust me, everyone talks like this in Chicago 😂
Reminds me of Max from the movie Rushmore and also has a hint of the Kennedys.
Yes to the Max but otherwise needs more Boston.
I wonder why John chuckled when Andy said ”Tossed a salad” 😏
My HS has a kid who walks around in a suit jacket and briefcase
Lesson from John's Dad: Never say 'Ouuff'.
Your 11 year old might already have the Sinatra Jr beat😂😂😂
Conan just refuses to let his funny raconteurial guests go uninterrupted in their storytelling. He did the same to Bill Hader.
It all... it all makes sense now.
I had a briefcase when I was in elementary school as well. My big brother and older sisters would beat me up everyday before school. hahahaha
Tossing salad lol
my dad saw frank sinatra in concert and bribed the people to give him good seats
nobody:
john’s dad: OoF
“i’m STRANGE and OFF-PUTTING!” - Shane Madej
“Oof”~“That’s rough, buddy”
This guy is 37 with his own Broadway show and one of the funniest and most influential writers for the most popular sketch comedy show of all time. Also same age as Donald Glover.
John is a time traveler from the 1940s and isn't telling anyone
“im offputting and strange” - sm
"John Mulaney Was An Offputting & Strange Child"
*Surprised Pickachu face*
Ah that's were he gets his old timey vibe
Reminds me of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties.
Lol "Frank. Who am I"...