mainly a timestamp list for myself but maybe other folks find it useful as well: 1:03 Alex' festive bauble 1:55 Alex is quite a quiet person 2:33 Alex, the pleasant sociopath 3:16 The Magnus Archives is a podcast-- 3:43 tea-microwave crimes 3:55 guys, the stretchgoal was JonMartin quotes alskdjf 4:45 rotten work (fluff) 5:05 four rats in a trenchcoat 5:18 #1 LonelyEyes question 5:37 Alex is a ghost confirmed 6:06 Martin has to put up with so much of Peter's nonsense 6:29 assassin's killing Elias? 6:43 Harrison Cambell rights! 6:53 Jon's life aspirations 7:07 Martin does not forgive and forget 7:20 Martin has done nothing wrong, ever 7:36 pun crimes 7:59 hello, Jon, apologies for the deception 8:21 some things are more important than tea 8:46 it's definitely wrong 8:56 ........... clown milk 9:29 ceaseless watcher 9:44 Martin and Jon finish each other's sentences 9:59 I did not fall in love with a poet on purpose 10:19 Martin's ideal date 10:54 Little Clone Baby!! 11:37 there's a panopticon in the way 11:49 dummy thicc 12:04 stressed Jon [John Mulaney quote] 12:30 Martin's (wrong) opinion on poetry 12:44 hello, demons, it's me, ya boi 13:04 if the Magnus Institute had been in Bel-Air instead of London 13:32 feral Martin 13:45 the apocalypse is not poggers 14:00 poem time 14:14 Sailor Moon discussion 14:44 Sailor Moon x Magnus crossover 15:09 Shrek x Magnus crossover 15:17 Martin is fine 15:25 gay poet wanting a few dollars [John Mulaney quote] 15:49 Jon's tea crimes 16:06 Jon steals Martin's sweaters (for a good reason) 16:22 just a light stabbing 16:39 press X 16:45 Pump Shanty 17:50 Wilde!! 18:00 Blartin Cop 18:34 encouragement from Martin (aka what we all need at the moment) 18:46 The Magnus Archives is a gameshow 19:01 The Old Guard 19:33 Martin is sus
Not going to lie- coming to the fandom late, I've heard half of these multiple times and just assumed they were cannon I'd forgottern. I was laughing so hard when I realised the jumper one was from here
"the magnus archives is a podcast-"
"FUCK DUDE YEAH IT SURE IS"
lives rent free in my brain
Just started re-listening and I jump in with that every time. Every. Time. It's my bit of daily joy. :D
I’ve just finished TMA and I’m hunting out every piece of related content to fill the void left behind… this is truly magnificent.
me too :.)
Sameee
Same
SAAAME T-T
Here for the same reason I have a void and I can't leave them
*stares from post MAG 200*
OOF SAME
*stares from post MAG 200 for the third time*
...I need to stop listening to TMA
@@salemwitch4138 I tried and failed. Not that I'm complaining. :D
the fact that alex looks traumatised in the thumbnail is so fucking funny to me, especially with the words 'fan-fic live reads' underneath it
mainly a timestamp list for myself but maybe other folks find it useful as well:
1:03 Alex' festive bauble
1:55 Alex is quite a quiet person
2:33 Alex, the pleasant sociopath
3:16 The Magnus Archives is a podcast--
3:43 tea-microwave crimes
3:55 guys, the stretchgoal was JonMartin quotes alskdjf
4:45 rotten work (fluff)
5:05 four rats in a trenchcoat
5:18 #1 LonelyEyes question
5:37 Alex is a ghost confirmed
6:06 Martin has to put up with so much of Peter's nonsense
6:29 assassin's killing Elias?
6:43 Harrison Cambell rights!
6:53 Jon's life aspirations
7:07 Martin does not forgive and forget
7:20 Martin has done nothing wrong, ever
7:36 pun crimes
7:59 hello, Jon, apologies for the deception
8:21 some things are more important than tea
8:46 it's definitely wrong
8:56 ........... clown milk
9:29 ceaseless watcher
9:44 Martin and Jon finish each other's sentences
9:59 I did not fall in love with a poet on purpose
10:19 Martin's ideal date
10:54 Little Clone Baby!!
11:37 there's a panopticon in the way
11:49 dummy thicc
12:04 stressed Jon [John Mulaney quote]
12:30 Martin's (wrong) opinion on poetry
12:44 hello, demons, it's me, ya boi
13:04 if the Magnus Institute had been in Bel-Air instead of London
13:32 feral Martin
13:45 the apocalypse is not poggers
14:00 poem time
14:14 Sailor Moon discussion
14:44 Sailor Moon x Magnus crossover
15:09 Shrek x Magnus crossover
15:17 Martin is fine
15:25 gay poet wanting a few dollars [John Mulaney quote]
15:49 Jon's tea crimes
16:06 Jon steals Martin's sweaters (for a good reason)
16:22 just a light stabbing
16:39 press X
16:45 Pump Shanty
17:50 Wilde!!
18:00 Blartin Cop
18:34 encouragement from Martin (aka what we all need at the moment)
18:46 The Magnus Archives is a gameshow
19:01 The Old Guard
19:33 Martin is sus
the ones at 6:53 "Jon's life aspirations" and 18:46 "the magnus archives is a gameshow" are also john mulaney quotes! :D
@@idridian nice, good to know :D i mainly added that for the other two because i thought it was funny they mentioned it with squared brackets lol
@@onechaoticbard ahhhh, okay! ^^ also thank you for creating the timestamp list; they're always good to have for these sorts of videos
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you are the best human thank you omfg lol
“AND THAT IS SUPER NOT-POGGERS”
this bit singlehandedly extended my lifespan by 8 years thank you for this gift
Not going to lie- coming to the fandom late, I've heard half of these multiple times and just assumed they were cannon I'd forgottern. I was laughing so hard when I realised the jumper one was from here
HOW DO THEY NOT DIE LAUGHING FROM MOST OF THESE OMG😭😭
i yelled "THATS WHERE THATS FROM" at least 5 times in this video
I'm LIVING for jonny's reactions here
I never thought I’d hear Martin say the phrase “dummy thic “. it was glorious
Why do Jonny and Alex give off the same energy as Mumbo and Grian?
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT BEFORE READ! YES!!!! I need animatics for these voice swaps
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS SM LATELY, ALEX'S VOICE IS SO SIMILAR TO GRIANS
*laughs in hermit archives*
THEY DO SDFKSD-
Wait this is so true
Love the amount of John Mulaney quotes
pump shanty is still my favourite part of this dgfhfgsds
Dude it’s so cursed
@@crystalcat3877 Like everything related to TMA and the Mechs, that is what makes it brilliant
y'all are sick for 16:22 /lh
Yeah
Why isn't lonely eyes their ship name tho?
momento mori
@@cheesestickenergy7751 memento mori
Pretty sure it's been taken by Peter x Elias, I think?
Lonely Eyes is Peter x Elias, JonMartin is usually the ship name
bc TeaHolding is superior
4:48 gd it would have been ridiculous if they recited this in unison.
it is a travesty of the highest degree that there was only Wilde one, and no Ed and no Einstien.
This is one of my favorite bits
Now that I’ve gotten to s5 of TMA, this is a comfort video
Alex singing pump shanty, I can't
This was absolutely delightful!
Enabling xD This whole video is just enabling!!
This is pure chaos 🤣
Ani-mai
the plural is anipodes
The Old Guard quote
Martin and his fuzzy bauble😂
I love how Alex says "ah-shoom" for assume. And Martin can take care of me anytime😢
I've heard like half of these on tiktok 😂
If I had a penny for every John Mulaney quote request I'd have 4 pennies, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened 4 times :/
And you have four likes, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened 4 times
16:07 SO CUTE ❤❤❤❤❤❤
4:46 ❤❤❤❤
16:23 ❤❤❤
Glorious.
Also first
X
I *cannot* do this looking at Alex and Jonny this is like. Slightly off putting