I literally cannot breathe and full weep watching this. It’s something I MUST come back to at LEAST once a year since it’s debut. It never gets old and I quote it way too often. I only wish there was more, absolute comedy gold nothing better than this
@@tren-y2m hahahaha thats funny, I haven't updated my photo in a couple of years (because I'm not obsessed with my UA-cam account) and I'm pretty sure that there are adults on YT, that dosent mean that you my friend are one. Have a nice day! 😊
FOR THE HEARING IMPARED (Gordon slaps hands) Mmmmm! MMMMM! “I’m going to give you some pointers for the big night. So, if you’re feeling adventurous…follow this!" (Gordon slaps hands) “You need a really nice robust tart. What we’re looking for is a really nice broad. The most popular bird in the country. Flexible body! Semi-firm breasts, but quite bouncy. And just lift up--the skirt…and they get excited! So they look wet! Open up the legs. Two beautiful thighs. Three fingers! Get your hand and almost treat your hand like a sort of whisk. Push your fingers in there, and it’s nice and moist…and smelling very fragrant. And that confirms that she’s ready for Up-And-Down motion. That’s not rocket science, is it? That’s common sense! Do not be scared about the bottom! Don’t worry!” (Gordon cries) “That’s classed as the ‘Dark Brown Rolls Royce Part.’ It’s full of flavour, so treat it with some respect. And get really nice and comfortable. And then, turn her over…and BANG! Up the butt!” (Gordon slaps hands) “Mmmmm! And this is where you need, a small knob. Imagine you’re holding a tennis raquet, or…little whisk. And then…confident grip, firm push. Push! Push! Push! Straight in the butt crack! And get it in there! And just up and down…up and down. It feels, and sounds a little bit weird…and it’s so easy to cream in literally minutes. Now, the secret now…is to make sure…that we definitely…don’t go for a pee.” (Gordon slaps hands) “Hmmmm! HOLD BACK, AND WAIT! Mmmm. Mmmmm. Hmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. HMMMMMM!" (Gordon slaps and rubs hands) "And then, BANG! OUT! Bang! It pops out. You get to release it from the bottom, and just drip, a really nice white, creamy liquid…down the bottom…to give it some form of decoration. Just almost like a little tap, and just let it drizzle out. Now, don’t touch your face, especially your eyes. It smells like a fish-a bit strong, but slightly sour…but it’s creamy, and it’s packed with fucking grease. That smells amazing! That smells amazing."
This is like those weird fanfics you come across on Wattpad.
Oh god....Don't remind me 😳
Don't know how you managed to hit the nail on the head so well
oh shit 708 of then are here on youtube now
Gordon Ramsay x Reader lmfaooo
@Luis Venancio Yaneza why are you like that?
I can't imagine a master piece like this was made 8 years ago
Yeah this guy was so far ahead of his time
I thought you were quoting Gordon and making a pedophilia joke
@@marcury4137 Lmao Wtf!!
Yeah this feels like a 2017/2018 shitpost
Ok boomer
THIS WAS MADE 8 YEARS AGO PEOPLE.
This guy is a legend
OMG I-
issa ytp nothing special
This guy’s humor was ahead of his time lolol 😂
me as a 8 yrs old boy: ????
me as a 16 yrs old guy now: 😏😏
็ ็ He had to look for all these fragments and edit them in a way that makes sense. nOthIng spEciAl
The "bang up the butt" never fails to make me laugh 😂
C R A C K
It helps to have a small knob.
*SMACK*
I actually almost fell off my chair lmao
@@leftlionlil3483 🧢🧢🧢
"And that confirm she's ready for *UP AND DOWN MOTION* "
Jeez
Lmao
Jeez?
I've never wanted Gordon Ramsay to react to something so badly.
Same.
Who?
He did. Said something like "you guys are naughty"
@@eliasbogdo Is there a link to where he watched it? I wanna see it.
@@user-eg5gt4cq3g that's enough for me
"its easy to cream in literally minutes" had me in tears
dub dub lll
Damn
I died at "Turn her over, and then _Bang_ up the butt." LMFAO
Have 1k likes dawg
3k
"it's packed with fucking grease" I really lost it then 😂
same man im dying rn
The subtitles-"fOlKs iN gREeCe"
Brilliant 🤣 It's the relentless innuendoes for almost two minutes, and then he says that - non-sequiturs are the best 🥰
Definitely the best of the whole thing 🤣
The best part so vile but great
0:51
"Do not be scared about the bottom, don't worry"
*Cries quietly*
Kooper Hudson *insert girl protagonist here*
The cry was the best😂😂😂😂
that was the best part of this video
Endro Madam Onions
This sounds like something a top would say to a shy switch in a threesome
"And that confirms shes ready for up and down motion" 😂😂😂😂😂
suzume It aint consuming
HAHAAAHAAAHHAHHAHAH
I literally put the EXACT same comment, but with 3 emojis and a time code in the start. I hadn't even see this comment yet
Gh
Is she gonna ride?
“Don’t touch your face especially your eyes, it smells like fish.”
-Gordon Ramsay
Future historians trying to figure out our culture
This whole video gave me an E R E C T O
And its packed with fucking grease
Fuck. He said it litterally as i read the comment. Gold. Just gold.
I read this just as i heard it goddamnit lmao
“It feels and sounds a little bit weird, it’s so easy to cream in literally minutes”
Brevan II how about seconds
Hahah true
@@profilen5181 weak lol
Haha
@@nickey8344 okay Mr. Chad
imagine our children in the future finding this
*I need an explanation, father.*
All my children have been flushed down the toilet
They will ready for up and down motion...
Bold of you to assume there'll be a future.
memes these days will be hard to explain 30 years from now
Why is nobody talking about the part where ramsay is pretending to cry?
Cause its already perfect
RadicalEdward37 why is no one talking about your profile picture
Holy Water bc we all know yaoi buttfuck is better
@@bdmarb oml
Why is your profile picture Moon and Lillie kissing?
At first I thought Gordon already swears a lot, but this is worse
Much worse😂
It's hilarious.
*better
Gordon: it's packed with fcking grease
Subtitles: it's packed with folks from Greece
It’s especially weird because these are manually made subtitles.
I was giggling like a little schoolgirl talking to her crush already but this made me fucking lose it, I cried, I need help
oh my lord I’m crying
Gordon: begin to release it from the bottom
Subtitles: begin to recycle the bottles
@@diablofrag2177 Ya need help buddy?
Starting with 3 fingers
Damn
I start with my fist
Grammar Police
damn
@@grammarpolice2714 ahahahahahah wtf bro
I can't even handle one :/
@@JosephM You gotta slowly start getting used to having multiple cause it feels nice ',:)
"Drip a really nice white creamy liquid down the bottom to give it some form of decoration" I died there🤣
SkryPredator as soon as I was reading that,that part of the video came on lol
Hahahhaa
The second I found this comment it said that lol
Light
It’s white creamy liquid. Self explanatory.
How old are you?
Light
I doubt a 4 year old could speak that that well
"That's not rocket science, is it? That's common sense"
LMAAOO
Well he's not lying
Its honestly disturbing how well you put this together.
mili' Z it has 148 likes now haha
100k lmao
It's called edit
OnlyMichaelJackson (Angel) 666 so gonna comment an upvote
*upvote*
Hee hee
0:36
Gordon: "Open up, the thighs. Three fingers-"
*Gordon nO*
Nice copy paste
Does she rather have 4?
enes akar A L L O F T H E M
@@TryNotBanningMe nice pfp
@@shayayayayaaaa yes
Imagine Gordon’s kids scrolling through UA-cam and this gets recommended
Lcst Boy too late lmfao
tilly is already well aware of her annoying dad
they would start roasting him
i bet they already saw it lmaooo
They’re probably used to it
What did I just watch? 😂
So well put together!! 😂
Yes.
whoever made this was ahead of their time
Oh my you dirty minded, as well as me i understand it a lot
"That's not rocket-science, is it?
That's common sense."
I know nobody fucking cares but I'm the 1,900th Like, it was kinda satisfying.
Bagysbdydbdy
@@Nicolew356 what?
Gotdammit Im thinking about cmt that line and you done it
Sex education with a chef
yep
hell its better than actual sex ed
@@thunderibiscuitz7893 don't forget to season with saly, pepper and a splash of olive oil
“She is ready for up and down motion” 😂😂😂
It's not rocket science,its common sense.
@@cattata01-_-38 👏🏾 *smack*
@@gabrieltorres7596 smack my cheeks after taking a shit without wiping
LMFAO! My fav fuckin part!🤣🤣🤣
YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO TOO LMAO 😂
Weirdest is his voice doesn't sound so broken even with that amount of editing.
Gordon :
*Actually lifts the skirt*
Also Gordon :
*ItS fooken raw*
Sreekanth r2 bro
Gordon's a cannibal lol
*IT SMELLS FISHY!!!*
It's bland, it's dry... What a shame...
k
Whoever was editing this must've been cackling like an idiot while making it.
It's a masterpiece
69th like
nice
nice
nice
Happy New Year!!
1:27 "it feels and sounds and look it weird, but is easy to cream in litteraly minutes"
69 likes nice
I cream in 30 seconds :c
Anurature so sad 😭
@@evan.7247 impressive
1:26 *
I dunno about you guys, but the whole video had me crying of laughter.
same, greatest thing ever lmao
God I was laughing out loud the entire time.
Sophia Makoto same
I died at the "BANG, up the butt" part.
I haven't laughed like this in a while. Was crying
me at 2am: trying to sleep
youtube: *gordon talks dirty*
2:30 a.m
2:32
Trying to sleep but watching yt ok buddy
3 am
listening to this is how i fall asleep
I literally cannot breathe and full weep watching this. It’s something I MUST come back to at LEAST once a year since it’s debut. It never gets old and I quote it way too often. I only wish there was more, absolute comedy gold nothing better than this
0:00 I hate how I can't unsee that his chin Deadass reminds me of that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ emoticon...
oh god...now I can't unsee it 😂
Wtf🤣🤣
DUUUUDE XD how can I unsee this?
checking this out was bad idea
Why did I check this out.... ;-;
“and then just lift up the skirt, and they get excited so they look wet”
💀💀💀
JAIDEN
It's not rocket science, it's common sense
WHAT IS THAT PFP
NOT IN MY CHRISTIAN HOUSE
@@pissmast3r bobs and vegan innit
“If you’re feeling adventurous, follow this”
S M A C K
0:52
Do not be scared about the bottom
Don't worry
*Gordon crying*
Showed this to my dad and I have never seen that man laugh harder in my laugh. We were all dying just watching him watch this. Wish I had recorded it
"Just lift up the skirt, and they get excited, so they look wet."
Bryan Bello I'm laughing so hard on that one. Brilliant!
😂😂
The 1000th like
can we all just tweet this to gordon and convince him to react to it in a twitter video or smthin
he did
HoneyBadger1184 when?
Weztu I tweeted at him and he blocked me lmao
5 years ago, here is the status
twitter.com/gordonramsay/status/132054087129763840
@@HoneyBadger1184 _where_
"Open up the legs, two beautiful thighs. Three fingers..."
Lmao
nononononoon
yup, that got me too, and your profile pic goes well with it lol.
That came too soon
If you can fit 3 fingers she's a ripe slag / tart
Why, oh why did UA-cam recommend me this in 2019
you’re literally 8 what the fuck
Bruh Ikr 😂
@@julia-cp6lg haha please dont try and guess my age, FYI I'm 15 going to be 16 in a month
@@teresapistor6251 listen, there are adults on UA-cam too and we're not as easy to fool as your 4th grade classmates 😂
@@tren-y2m hahahaha thats funny, I haven't updated my photo in a couple of years (because I'm not obsessed with my UA-cam account) and I'm pretty sure that there are adults on YT, that dosent mean that you my friend are one. Have a nice day! 😊
“and this is where you need a small knob” i fucking can’t 😭💀
girl: i'm so wet and moist already honey
boy: drizzel alittle bit of olive oil*
olivol
"a little bit of olive oil" *proceeds to empty the shit out of the bottle*
adding more salt and rub it if you think that too moist cuz salt absorb water*
Salt, pepper and olive oil.
Some extra *virgin* olevol
This is one of the most disturbing thing ever be ever seen and I hate every second of it
Make more
This teaches me more than a sex ed class
ua-cam.com/video/mEbYfuF6IiM/v-deo.html
Jamie Oliver talks dirty
500 subs with 8 videos? wait
1000th like, and yes, I need moar
I was 2.5k like but I love this
ive never laughed this hard watching gordon wtf. whoever edited this is a genius
Roses are red
Violets are flirty
UA-cam reccomends:
Gordon Talks Dirty
No
please fucking disappear
That was a shit one.
Lmao
👏
Nobody:
Gordon Ramsay’s Chin at 0:00: W
Lmao
More like 🤷♂️
1 more like to go
100th :(
His chin is praising the sun
Me tryin to trade a wheat for emerald on Minecraft
Every villager in there: 01:44
Well this is random
This comment is gold
This one is so random indeed but so True... this comment is PERFECT!
😂😂🤣lmao
ok
“Flexible body, semi firm breast…but quite bouncy”
Imagine being his wife , watching this and then realizing that's what he really do...
69 likes... I'm so sorry about this... But I have to.
*70 likes*
sarcasm maniac he probably seasons her before eating her out
@@SerenityScratch add a little bit of f l a v o u r -
“It feels and sounds a little bit weird”
“And it’s easy to cReaM within minutes”
yes gordon
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@dontheuseless9007 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No
699 likes *NICE*
Still as fresh as the day it was uploaded.
Favourite line.. And it's packed with fucking grease
Mine too, never fails to make me cackle
"It's so easy to cream in literally minutes!"
I’m scared to know what was going through this person’s head while making this.
You’ll know if you close your eyes, play the entire thing and let your imagination run free
Cai Games AHHHHH-
Cocaine, a lot of cocaine, impairing or slowing the impulses in synapses by probably occupying the chemo receptors on dentritis of neurons...
@@johnjordan3552 or lsd or crystal meth
Blood.
It's a tradition to come back here every once in a while. Still cracks me up every time 🤣
There's a lot of great tips!
I'll def have to try leaving my own decoration
Seriously who had the time to put this together 🤦🏽♂️😂😂😂
Some teen with sense of humour
But seriously this might have taken hours
@@BeastMaster-gc5zg that's why the 1000 people who disliked should drink bleach
A person with no life.
Definitely a boy or man lol
“Straight in the but! Crack!” This whole video made me uncomfortable
Olive Cuadrado Yeah that sounds soooooo hurt
Butt**
Same
0:45 *And* *That* *Confirms* *She's* *Ready* *For*
_U P_ _A N D_ _D O W N_ _M O T I O N_
"Thats common sense"
FOR THE HEARING IMPARED
(Gordon slaps hands) Mmmmm! MMMMM! “I’m going to give you some pointers for the big night. So, if you’re feeling adventurous…follow this!" (Gordon slaps hands)
“You need a really nice robust tart. What we’re looking for is a really nice broad. The most popular bird in the country. Flexible body! Semi-firm breasts, but quite bouncy. And just lift up--the skirt…and they get excited! So they look wet!
Open up the legs. Two beautiful thighs. Three fingers! Get your hand and almost treat your hand like a sort of whisk. Push your fingers in there, and it’s nice and moist…and smelling very fragrant. And that confirms that she’s ready for Up-And-Down motion.
That’s not rocket science, is it? That’s common sense!
Do not be scared about the bottom! Don’t worry!” (Gordon cries) “That’s classed as the ‘Dark Brown Rolls Royce Part.’ It’s full of flavour, so treat it with some respect. And get really nice and comfortable. And then, turn her over…and BANG! Up the butt!” (Gordon slaps hands)
“Mmmmm! And this is where you need, a small knob. Imagine you’re holding a tennis raquet, or…little whisk. And then…confident grip, firm push. Push! Push! Push! Straight in the butt crack! And get it in there! And just up and down…up and down. It feels, and sounds a little bit weird…and it’s so easy to cream in literally minutes. Now, the secret now…is to make sure…that we definitely…don’t go for a pee.”
(Gordon slaps hands) “Hmmmm! HOLD BACK, AND WAIT!
Mmmm. Mmmmm. Hmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. HMMMMMM!"
(Gordon slaps and rubs hands) "And then, BANG! OUT! Bang! It pops out. You get to release it from the bottom, and just drip, a really nice white, creamy liquid…down the bottom…to give it some form of decoration. Just almost like a little tap, and just let it drizzle out.
Now, don’t touch your face, especially your eyes. It smells like a fish-a bit strong, but slightly sour…but it’s creamy, and it’s packed with fucking grease.
That smells amazing!
That smells amazing."
Thanks for the lyrics
There's something up there called captions. Don't know if you heard about it
@@animuchan6136 But it's much more hilarious written like this
Legend
Damn, I feel it
"And then just lift up the skirt and they got excited"
-Gordon Ramsay 2011
Imagine Gordon's children watching this.
Stolen
They'll hum to it. 👍🏾
@@gabrieltorres7596 u used a h instead of a c
@@Unknown-nv9so *b
Have I gone too far? No, I think you already crossed that point, I've just made it worse.
Imagine stealing a coment
"and it's so easy to cream - in literally minutes"
I love coming back to this video every so often and still laughing as hard as I did the first time. Perfection.
This is like the best shit I've seen on the internet
“ _It so easy to cream, in literally minute_ “
Now you know
1:08 "And this is where you need a small knob". Well don't worry Gordon, I got that covered
Sean Harman self destruction 100
r/suicidebywords
GamingAddict HD keep your gay reddit on reddit
Sean Harman RIP rest in penis brother
push, push push push
i swear i find you in the most random places sometimes
Eyy! :)
The fact that it was edited and uploaded in 2011, makes it even more legendary.
Good ole 2010s
10 years on, and this is still a masterpiece in editing 🤣😂
The occasional..
"mmm *slap* mmmmmmm *slap* mmmah"... make this video even funnier. LOL
1:36
Straight in the butt crack at 1:20 had me dead.
yeah same I was in tears this whole thing
This came 9 years ago and is better than 100% of then all TikTok Bs that UA-cam has become these days
almost treat your hand like a sort of whisk"
cool...said mimi
AWESOME~!!! can your dad do that kind of stuff, too??? It'll be so awesome! See ya soon... Sally
mimi bea Where are my two bffs?????
here!!!
Phil W big gaye
pull back and wait 1:45....🤣🤣🤣
watching this in 2020. To whoever made this 9 years ago, this is just brilliant, hope life has treated you well, stay safe, salute to you sir or madam
I don't know who to share this with. I think everyone might disown me if I did.
Edit: might*
OH MY GOD SAME i need to share this so badly but i'm too afraid
I hesitated at the start too but when I sent it to my group chat it initiated an interesting conversation so just do it😂
i shared this with my friends and now i dont have any friends
"Don't touch your face, especially your eyes."
This is very disturbing when you know Gordon has children
fear the bridge I-
Yes sir, this reply sir.
@fear the bridge omg 😂
Mmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhmmmmmm
cause people with children have never had sex right?
I hope Gordon Ramsey reacts to this.
*NOPE*
YES
He has, he made a tweet about it
@@arloc357 what he said
"packed with fucking grease" the best quote ever...
you can use it on all shorts of ways. Like, "That teenager's face is packed with fucking grease"
That's not what UA-cam said
, "It's packed with folks in Greece"
NO ONE SEARCHED FOR THIS
and I'm disturbed how good it goes together
i search for this
I searched for this after Lolathon made an avatar about it, and I'm surprised I'm the first one to be talking about this.
I literally just searched for it so i can send it to a friend that I haven’t talked to in awhile 🤣 quarantine am i right?? Hah
It was sent to me
i did
Haha haha! Its too perfect lol
I'm dying here lol rofl lmao
10 years on and I’m still crying laughing if I haven’t seen this for a while. Whomever made this is some kind of genius
Don't touch your face, especially your eyes - fucking gold!
Close your eyes for maximum experience
it is pretty on point then
I actually think it's funnier with the food
Please no
this is still gold 8 years later
I swear, if he claps one more time.. I'm gonna cream in minutes..
Forsaken Bro
Meme review
“That’s not rocket science, is it?”
Thats common sence
@@imsociallyawkward1612 common s*x
I'll see my way out
The secret is now...don't go for a pee.
“It’s packed with fuxking grease.”
-Chef Ramsey
Gordon just busted ALL KINNNDDDZZZZ OF NUTZ
All kindzzzzzzzzz
Hodgetwins!! ALL KINDS OF NUTZS. Leave them nuts hang in out!!
Cheeaaa!
bakerXderek Ropes errywhere.
Gordon: "and just up and down, up and down"
Me: 👁️👄👁️
LOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Bruhbruhbruhbruh
More like
👁👄👁⬆️
👁👄👁⬇️
👁👄👁⬆️
👁👄👁⬇️
Got this in my recomend 8 years later
Thanks UA-cam for recommending after 8 years
This is peak editing brilliance. Timeless.
"...and it's packed with fucking grease"
I hope Gordon has seen this
I didn't know Gordon Ramsay has an intimate relationship with chicken.
But at least he's a professional who knows what's he doing
Random Gamer fun killer
@@b1yuzx94 are you being sarcastic? 😂 If not then r/whoooosh
WhenLifeGivesULemons nope I’m not, plus they’re the one who should be wooshed cuz they just ruined a joke and r/ihavereddit
@@b1yuzx94 I thought he was being sarcastic lmao well I've been proven wrong I guess 😂
Why didn’t i see this 8 years ago. This is gold
Two things scientists still don't understand:
1. Big Bang
2. UA-cam recommendations
Big bang?
Ikr??
邪悪なクマ they a kpop kpop they are the kings of the second generation of kpop you should listen to there song called bang bang bang
@@RsiePosie2 no mate
Yo whts up 10k sub without any videos
Mate-10 yrs on and it’s still as funny as ever!