CHEAP and NASTY Full English BREAKFAST in LONDON Docklands!

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  • @kman4893
    @kman4893 3 роки тому +78

    So glad you’re exposing these places. Owners think they can buy cheap and disgusting ingredients and flog it off to the unsuspecting and gullible. It’s conning people and daylight robbery. You would go to Rome and get served a microwave lasagne. Shame on them. I’ll get down from my soapbox. Keep up the great work and keep telling the truth.

    • @kman4893
      @kman4893 3 роки тому +5

      *wouldn’t

    • @THEBESTGTACONTENT
      @THEBESTGTACONTENT 3 роки тому +1

      Just everyone review them

    • @DrDaveW
      @DrDaveW 3 роки тому +7

      And that is why visitors to the UK think our food is bad. But, in a similar tourist trap in Rome you might get microwaved lasagna.

    • @terryleather4920
      @terryleather4920 3 роки тому +6

      I've been to better local Italians in England than the ones I experienced in Rome

    • @ttonypayne5077
      @ttonypayne5077 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah to a point but as much as I watch and follow the Macmaster he is not really a conscious of food? It is impossible too deal with individual choice, BUT many will agree with his views. Only one way see if any body replies to particular visits and see there point/opinion then you may fet a general consensus.

  • @jaynefrazer883
    @jaynefrazer883 3 роки тому +6

    Love you two you’re like a double act brighten my day x

  • @pauljones3557
    @pauljones3557 3 роки тому +14

    Ikea stores in London do a 5 item breakfast with free tea of coffee for only £1.75. Wetherspoons many pubs all over London. also do a full English breakfast for under 4 pound.

    • @lmoein
      @lmoein 3 роки тому +2

      Had IKEA breakfast last Sunday - perfectly edible at a great price.

    • @wtfdidijustwatch5053
      @wtfdidijustwatch5053 3 роки тому +1

      B B B But if you’re goin to Ikea cafe, gotta be the meatballs all day long!

    • @toonmouthtyne2482
      @toonmouthtyne2482 2 роки тому

      @@wtfdidijustwatch5053 they are disgusting

  • @donnaallan2190
    @donnaallan2190 3 роки тому +19

    Cheap and cheerful greasy spoon as appose to the Ivy, you get what you pay for . Poor chef doing his best probably working many hours on minimum wage as appose to the well trained, well paid, arrogant waiter in the Ivy that didn't give you the time of day .🙄

  • @rudeboijasmithy
    @rudeboijasmithy Рік тому +7

    Could have made this video in half the time and also it always comes down to how hungry you are. Your really hungry this would taste beautiful.

  • @georgemurphy1966
    @georgemurphy1966 3 роки тому +4

    Nice to see you two back together!

  • @emmas5000
    @emmas5000 3 роки тому +9

    Never trust anywhere that sells fake watered down ketchup

  • @JOHNNY-zx1lc
    @JOHNNY-zx1lc 3 роки тому +11

    Never trust a cafe with pizza, curry and full English on the same menu. Can you imagine what the kitchen looks like 😧

  • @emmapj4062
    @emmapj4062 3 роки тому +2

    Just stumbled across your channel, glad I did your so funny! 👍 keep it up!

  • @smithyc2051
    @smithyc2051 3 роки тому +6

    I don’t know why these places use cheap frozen sausages when a local butcher probably not far from them could supply them with quality meat and not as expensive as they might think.

    • @andymullaney1594
      @andymullaney1594 3 роки тому +1

      My opinion sausages ,there's so many recipes ,and percentage meat ,and size etc,and how cooked ,but agree ,cheap and nasty alot of places use , but have paid for premium sausages ,to big ,to meaty 90 percent pork ,so to me any sausage people so fussy with ,but a think generally ,was a butchers way and still is ,using up or putting in good or bad on trust ,what do other people think ?

  • @worldnomad8661
    @worldnomad8661 2 роки тому +3

    Those eggs though 😂😂
    At least you guys were honest about the breakfast. I did look terrible & very NASTY indeed !
    Nice bit of comedy thrown in , as usual 😂
    Nice vlog Lee 👍

  • @stevev3664
    @stevev3664 2 роки тому +4

    The chips were in place of the hash browns you would normally get. The egg might have been microwaved. That smell that you describe is usually from old rancid cooking oil.

  • @pkyid
    @pkyid 3 роки тому +6

    I’m from E16 and as soon as I saw the title of this video I knew you were going to the airline cafe 😂😂😂 They also have a bit of a scam going on Uber eats/Deliveroo where they are on there under various names depending on what you want to order. They masquerade as a breakfast cafe, burger place etc all as different names but it’s the same place.

    • @DXmYb
      @DXmYb 3 роки тому +1

      I can just imagine someone ordering from each of the names thinking they're different.
      Fool me once, shame you
      fool me twice...

  • @trance530
    @trance530 Рік тому +3

    Theres something refreshingly british about your channel compared with all the other nutty food review channels. Great stuff.

  • @lparky4409
    @lparky4409 3 роки тому +3

    A good way to keep to your diet. The trouble with these places that do a wide range is that they buy in ready made frozen stuff wholesale rather than concentrating on a limited menu with better quality ingredients.

  • @MrFiveeasypieces
    @MrFiveeasypieces 2 роки тому

    This episode was hilarious. Really cheered up my Monday and the end of summer! 😂

  • @pinky11000
    @pinky11000 3 роки тому +6

    I paid £13.50 for some fish and chips in London the other day my jaw hit the floor when she said the price I can get fish n chips in Yorkshire for £5

    • @kenmillwall1885
      @kenmillwall1885 3 роки тому +1

      Think how we feel we have to pay these overpriced things every day in London

    • @tonightwefly
      @tonightwefly 3 роки тому

      Large Fish n chips in Skegness £4 _ £5 its crazy the prices in London!

  • @brianterry8317
    @brianterry8317 3 роки тому +6

    2 grown men talking about bendy Sausages at a dock
    Now steady on lads
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelbratton3319
      @michaelbratton3319 3 роки тому

      Sausages looked deep fried as did the bacon, so the rest could be dodgily cooked?? 🤔😮😷🐜

  • @Raylufc
    @Raylufc 3 роки тому +5

    Let Darren pick the restaurants he did warn you before you went in 😂 😂

  • @helgabullabong
    @helgabullabong 3 роки тому +2

    Love it when you do the thumbnails. Brilliant.

  • @FoodieMeatsFood
    @FoodieMeatsFood 3 роки тому +1

    12:50 at this point he was worried you were food hygiene regulators 🤣

  • @GaryGSF
    @GaryGSF 3 роки тому +5

    You need to come to Northern Ireland for the best of breakfast , an Ulster Fry. Best by far is The Pit Stop in Bangor, County Down. Not the restaurant part, the take away which has tables to sit in. Huge breakfast for less than a fiver. They even have their own bakery that makes the soda & potato bread which makes an Ulster Fry unique. Would love to see your video on that one.

  • @throbinhood2186
    @throbinhood2186 3 роки тому +8

    Looks like a standard breakfast to me

  • @paddy4799
    @paddy4799 3 роки тому +6

    As you leave, ask them if they know any decent cafes around the area

  • @Essydyk
    @Essydyk 3 роки тому +14

    Glad the pair of you have been up overnight talking about who has the best sausage!

  • @doodles3075
    @doodles3075 3 роки тому +2

    Wow super impressed.
    Don't have to get up from the table to throw your rubbish. The wheely bin is right by the side of you.
    Health and safety at its best!

  • @jayleigh4642
    @jayleigh4642 2 роки тому +3

    You two are so funny together. May I ask did you tell them it wasn’t up to standard? Often hard to do but necessary for future patrons I’m thinking. When Darren has the sausage his little face bless him, he looked like a little lost lad. Ahhhhhh.
    Great Vlog Lee 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙏🏻

  • @kathrynderrer6443
    @kathrynderrer6443 Рік тому +3

    OMG! That egg! Hilariously awful! And the sausages looked like Benidorm catering sausages! If you pay for food and then it's not up to par - tell them. I ordered mini fish, chips and peas from a place in the Food Hall in the Victorian market, Inverness recently. The chips were lovely, but the peas were hard and cold. Don't think the fish was cooked enough and the batter wasn't crispy. I had to leave the peas - I cant eat hard food and I left most of the batter. I told the "chef" afterwards. If we don't speak up, they won't know they have to raise their game! Just love your vlogs, Lee. Glad you're getting better. ❤

  • @glynnbarton2614
    @glynnbarton2614 3 роки тому +7

    it isnt breakfast without fried bread and black pudding

  • @darrenbarrow2588
    @darrenbarrow2588 3 роки тому +4

    Enjoyed this one. Really funny and I felt sick looking at those sausages and eggs ha ha. Big 👍

  • @thelmabrindley2369
    @thelmabrindley2369 3 роки тому +7

    Darren's face was a picture, said it all

  • @alsabet
    @alsabet 3 роки тому +5

    Reminded me of the breakfast grandad used to make del boy and Rodney in fools n horses,🍛😱

  • @pauljohnson7733
    @pauljohnson7733 3 роки тому +1

    As you were discussing sausages I noticed the old dock cranes behind you ,well I'm working on the one covered in white plastic sheeting .

    • @TheMacMaster
      @TheMacMaster  3 роки тому

      😁 Now that would make a great vlog from the top of there. 👍🏼👍🏼

  • @jamesgilbert6597
    @jamesgilbert6597 3 роки тому +3

    Joke shop egg 🤣🤣🤣 I burst out laughing

  • @jujulionesselsa1416
    @jujulionesselsa1416 Рік тому +2

    I had breakfast at the Savoy some years ago. And I must admit it was absolutely amazing. It came with fancy things on it I don't know what it was. Lol

  • @pameladuffin9011
    @pameladuffin9011 3 роки тому +5

    I could watch you 2 all day the best double act since Ant and Dec love ya xx

  • @johndefalque5061
    @johndefalque5061 Рік тому +3

    Cheery looking clean cafe-what could go wrong? Victoria's Gorge was like Docklands but has been gentrified. The Amazing Kreskin, famous fork bender. Reveen the Impossibilist? Rubber eggs, crap sausage, bad bacon, can't get a break! Nanaimo's waterfront should be redeveloped, just one massive scrapyard. At least you didn't get any Spam. Chips suck too-should have had a beer!

  • @martymart7892
    @martymart7892 3 роки тому +3

    5:40 "I hope your Wong." The fictional character from marvel comics,no of course not.

  • @mjt8199
    @mjt8199 3 роки тому +4

    I've read some of the TripAdvisor reviews of this place. I note your comments about a lot of takeaway deliveries being made and a couple mentioned that the place seems to be a front to a host of different named establishments all operating from that one place. There were loads of tablets set up at the time of the visits for JustEat and Deliveroo when if they were just running the one place, they'd only have two tablets.

  • @TinaR622
    @TinaR622 3 роки тому +4

    That was expensive...must be cheaper places in London, even Wetherspoons breakfast would be better than that at half the price. Great to see you and Darren back together though 👍😀

  • @stuartsweeting
    @stuartsweeting 3 роки тому +5

    Love these two guys. Well done boys brilliant.

  • @johnwiesen4440
    @johnwiesen4440 3 роки тому +1

    All I can say is that you do a very good public service. Protect all of us from very bad food and a very bad case of food poisoning.

  • @jamesmachin8410
    @jamesmachin8410 2 роки тому +1

    I used to live down that way and I've been to that cafe for breakfast and it is fairly bad so I have to agree with you there

  • @matthew6994
    @matthew6994 3 роки тому +2

    The inside looks 100X better then that other cafe/diner dive you went to (you should visit a similar place). I'm always weary when a place like that has such a big varied menu though - the majority of items from the menu were probably bought from Booker wholesale or similar, those eggs were not freshly made and interesting what you said about the look of a quality sausage

  • @rob103rl
    @rob103rl 3 роки тому +7

    Before even watching you walk in there, I'm saying... WETHERSPOON'S BREKKIE! :-) Edit: Branstons beans are better than Heinz!

  • @markbellew309
    @markbellew309 3 роки тому +2

    God Lee you have some memory... Sausagegate Grange Hill sausages...
    You and Darren spent last night over a few sherbets discussing sausages... Priceless.. 🤣🤣

  • @AGlugofOilJanBennett
    @AGlugofOilJanBennett 3 роки тому +5

    Those sausages were minging! 😬 and those eggs were like plastic lol xx

  • @jojo-ps2pg
    @jojo-ps2pg 3 роки тому +8

    Standard breakfast to me and I'm from the north. Stop being so critical u pair remind me of Kevin and perry. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @philbamford6957
    @philbamford6957 3 роки тому +5

    That bacon looks like pigs ears that you give to the dog

  • @mummyd1990
    @mummyd1990 3 роки тому +1

    Brilliant comedy act these guys,just love it,if your ever felling low just watch Darren and Lee.I would rather stay up North to have a proper full English breakfast to be honest lol.

  • @linzbarber
    @linzbarber 3 роки тому +4

    You’d have had to pay me to eat that, ugh! Bent sausage eh? Ooh Matron😂

  • @cerb101
    @cerb101 3 роки тому +7

    you cant beat a Morrisons breakfast, had one last week was lush beat all the garden centre cafes and local ones by a country mile.

    • @DXmYb
      @DXmYb 3 роки тому +1

      Such a strange place to go for a meal. I'll have to try it.

    • @nickgeorgiou123
      @nickgeorgiou123 3 роки тому

      Not the Huddersfield Morrisons lol, I wouldn't let my cat eat there

  • @smudgie62
    @smudgie62 3 роки тому +8

    Sorry Boys, can't agree with you on this one, I think you're just being over fussy. You had talked yourself's out of liking it at the beginning of the video, whilst stood on the Dockside and what type of Sausage's were you expecting, you weren't at the Regency Cafe, (I've watched it).

    • @TheMacMaster
      @TheMacMaster  3 роки тому +1

      Hi Michael. I can assure you it was dreadful. 🤢 If you are ever bear there give it a go. And let me know what you think. 😉

    • @qualitygoldfish2198
      @qualitygoldfish2198 2 роки тому

      I went past this place at a lightening speed ,pop in and have something.

    • @paulswan2138
      @paulswan2138 2 роки тому

      I thought exactly the same!

    • @gabjen7548
      @gabjen7548 Рік тому

      Agreed smudgie

  • @hornslane
    @hornslane 3 роки тому +6

    Wetherspoons very edible and good at £3.50

    • @sarakirk9542
      @sarakirk9542 3 роки тому +3

      It would be edible if it was warm. Wetherspoons have trouble keeping their food warm for sure. I live in Bury and we have 2 Wetherspoons. Both are really bad at keeping plates and food hot

  • @bigbernie7260
    @bigbernie7260 2 роки тому +5

    Everything must be cold by the time you eat it.

  • @DrDaveW
    @DrDaveW 3 роки тому +3

    I would never go to a restaurant in mainland Europe with pictures of the food. However, with London being such a European destination, it’s not for us, like Spain, it’s for the tourists.

  • @lizzyask4652
    @lizzyask4652 3 роки тому +5

    The beer rule never applies at airports, apparently….🍺😄

  • @seanvarian4578
    @seanvarian4578 3 роки тому +3

    Haha Macmaster theories.
    "Chips with a Chinese" - Fine
    "Chips on a fry up" - Out of order!

  • @suehallows9359
    @suehallows9359 3 роки тому +7

    It actually looks quite nice lol

  • @wtfdidijustwatch5053
    @wtfdidijustwatch5053 3 роки тому +6

    Those sausage cost £1.00 for 100 from cash n carry and are deep fried....Bleuuuuuurrrrgh 😔🤢🤮

  • @stevek3036
    @stevek3036 3 роки тому +3

    Catering Sausages - no Pork - all Bread crumb. The Bacon - I can taste it now - Massive salt attack, no flavour, hard as shoe Leather

  • @frankmiller4570
    @frankmiller4570 3 роки тому +3

    Like these videos if ever I visit London I might go to these places

  • @OliverPrime
    @OliverPrime 3 роки тому +2

    This is why I never go out for or order a cooked breakfast unless we're in a hotel before a flight or something.
    Over the years I have perfected how I like a fried egg (and bacon, if we're on the subject). Even if I'm given the option of ”How would you like your eggs?”, you can't really hold up the line for 10 minutes while you try to explain the last twenty years of how you arrived at your conclusions. 🤣

  • @martindunstan8043
    @martindunstan8043 3 роки тому +5

    Hey big Mac, when you said you've lost a stone was half that your marbles? 😂 don't do it to yourself mate but you are both turning into housewives favourites talking about straight and bent sausages (ooh errr missus). Darren you still remind me of an Eastend crime boss and if you came to my gaff with that mobile on the table I would be nervous you were calling the boys round if you were taking a call😮great vlog fellas take care✌️🍻

  • @adrianpoole9201
    @adrianpoole9201 3 роки тому +3

    Mike Reed joke. " Can you do breakfast my way" . "what ways that". "beans, black on the bottom and stone cold on top, bacon so springy when you put the fork in it flies off the plate, eggs so rubbery you can bounce them off the table" . Chef says " I don't have time for all that". Me ". You fucking well found time yesterday",

  • @AndrzejLondyn
    @AndrzejLondyn Рік тому +2

    The owner of every bar must pay rent, business rates, wages, electricity bills so they make savings on the products they use...

  • @robertleach9120
    @robertleach9120 3 роки тому +3

    The counter was so cluttered with crap that just didn't need to be there ! I'd have just walked out on that ! No pride on having their cafe look warm & inviting !

  • @ojustaboo
    @ojustaboo 2 роки тому +1

    Chips first thing in the morning, no. But in my youth (80s) we used to have fry-ups every weekend around midday for years, various places, always had chips.

  • @harryshaw372
    @harryshaw372 3 роки тому +2

    This is better than pms questions

  • @nataliehick5071
    @nataliehick5071 3 роки тому +4

    Cafe looked clean enough (cleaner than the Palace one anyway!) Dont like chips with a fry up and too much baked bean juice for me 🤣

  • @andymullaney1594
    @andymullaney1594 3 роки тому +3

    Hi enjoyed you both having breakfast,it's not unusual these days chips on a brekky ,they call it a brunch these days ,or all day brunch ,weather spoons do it ,but more for later in day with a 🍺

  • @Sunsandsea962
    @Sunsandsea962 6 днів тому +1

    The bacon and sausage had a case of Addictive bbq syndrome ABS. The state of it😂

  • @oliandcasper
    @oliandcasper 3 роки тому +3

    Think the fact the window's and signage needs a wash dont help,don't look to bad and as for the beer,it's all ways 12 o'clock some where lol

  • @lucaschapman2188
    @lucaschapman2188 3 роки тому +2

    I had a breakfast in a cafe in North Harrow ( not even proper London) 2 tiny Iceland sausages tiny piece of bacon , egg and 4 or 5 tiny mushroom and a slice of cheap bread and a can of diet coke £8.50!! Bloody RIP off!

  • @yusufsuleyman624
    @yusufsuleyman624 2 роки тому +1

    Guy's your video is hilarious, it just cracked me up!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @UnitediHospitality
    @UnitediHospitality 3 роки тому +8

    In Lancaster up northwest, there's a place called journey social next to the city library and it's the best food I have ever eaten. The chicken oh jesus mary Joseph and the donkey.

  • @rogerthornhill2435
    @rogerthornhill2435 3 роки тому +1

    That breakfast looked if it had been batch cooked and didn’t appear to be freshly cooked. That would explain the undigestible rock hard bacon and the eggs being hard and dried up. A good sausage is moorish and not soaked in fat. The mushrooms if salty suggests they are tinned. The good side is that the breakfast is helping you keep to your diet.

  • @chefstravels8429
    @chefstravels8429 3 роки тому +1

    Love it. Keep it real😀👍

  • @lawro04
    @lawro04 3 роки тому +5

    Tomato Ketchup with sweetener in, disgusting, vile, cheap & a way for businesses to avoid paying the sugar tax… 😡😡😡

  • @Eliddinn
    @Eliddinn 3 роки тому +6

    Looks good to me that breakfast

  • @RichAllen3242
    @RichAllen3242 3 роки тому +2

    You’ve both already sold it to me I’m subscribed to you both 👍🏻👊🏻 Onwards!

  • @felixcornelius2577
    @felixcornelius2577 3 роки тому +4

    The widow's memories looked ok , the rest looked duff, eggs didn't look edible

  • @robertleach9120
    @robertleach9120 3 роки тому +2

    The name of the cafe says it all really. No good food ever comes out of an airline ! Try the Regency Cafe !

  • @robertmasters8146
    @robertmasters8146 3 роки тому +2

    The Piccalo cafe Shepherds Market is top drawer for breakfast..☝️☝️

  • @johnpapworth433
    @johnpapworth433 3 роки тому +1

    Its when they refry the chips, it kinda seems to cook away the potato inside.
    I have had chips before for brekkie, usually when I know I am out for a big night out in Doncaster later on ;)
    😁

  • @mikethedigitaldoctorjarvis
    @mikethedigitaldoctorjarvis 2 роки тому +1

    We've also had such good ones"when trip avdvisor wasn't a thing,like a family food run cafe,where the food was second to none ! you know where it was so good i wanted to move there !

  • @davidjames9775
    @davidjames9775 3 роки тому +7

    Bet Darren's channel is laugh a minute none stop fun...

    • @lparky4409
      @lparky4409 3 роки тому +1

      Have you watched them?

  • @Radictor44
    @Radictor44 3 роки тому +6

    Who doesn't like a good sausage

  • @danny_harris
    @danny_harris 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve been to the ExCel 5 times and stayed at various hotels including the ibis just next to this cafe. Everytime I’ve went past it’s never been busy and I knew I’d never want to eat in there 🤢

  • @UnitediHospitality
    @UnitediHospitality 3 роки тому +3

    Should come up to Morecambe try some food .

  • @leannelillyrug1514
    @leannelillyrug1514 3 роки тому +4

    I hate my food being piled up like that so it’s a no from me ! They need bigger plates I’d say

  • @stevehollins2409
    @stevehollins2409 3 роки тому +2

    Lee do you know why you get curved sausage.Its because they use natural casings which have the curve of the animals insides.Most good suppliers use these and fill them with quality meat.The straight sausages are more economy minded and use collagen skins which are basically like a patchwork shammy leather.Bit of useless but interesting info for you.Love your vlogs mate well done for entertaining us .

  • @craigwhitworth2597
    @craigwhitworth2597 3 роки тому +3

    Get both of yourselves down to Dishoom (Covent Garden - Soho areas) and try their WRESTLER'S NAAN ROLL - one of the best breakfasts anywhere - its basically your breakfast in a naan and you wont quibble at the quality of their bacon, sausage or eggs - what's not to like

    • @kieranmanners5445
      @kieranmanners5445 3 роки тому

      The one in bricklane is alot better I use to work for Dishoom and been to them all

  • @TJDG1
    @TJDG1 3 роки тому +4

    That’s not breakfast it’s brunch.

  • @realfacthunt
    @realfacthunt 3 роки тому +4

    I get a better English breakfast here in Pattaya, Thailand than that and its cheaper as well.

  • @jackierowe380
    @jackierowe380 3 роки тому +4

    If you were pissed from the night before this would be not bad at all . I do love a good sausage myself.

  • @russbroda7207
    @russbroda7207 3 роки тому +1

    Ooo, like the dense clouds .

  • @alanwilkinson9487
    @alanwilkinson9487 3 роки тому +3

    What on earth do you tell the service staff, when they come to take your plate away....! Was everything alright sir...mmmmmmm!

  • @ninelivecat
    @ninelivecat 3 роки тому +5

    The place that does everything isn't any good at anything

  • @jackmitchy08
    @jackmitchy08 3 роки тому +3

    where shall we go for breakfast 🤣🤣🤣