Expert shares what you can expect from cicadas this month

Dr. Bruce Snyder said the periodical cicadas came a little early this year.

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“Here’s what to expect from these little critters this season, hello Bruce”
“The hive has arisen. After a decade below our feet, They must feed, and we are their stock.”
“Awesome, Bruce, sounds like they’re going to be quite a handful for farmers, huh?”
“They will come for you, first.”
“Alright Chris thanks for the update on the cicada brood. Hey, what’s that at the windo-“
*loud buzzing and insect chirping sound fades into TV static*