Seinfeld asks Zuckerberg what’s the first thing Zuck does in the morning?
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- Опубліковано 13 чер 2016
- Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg held a Facebook Live event this morning and managed to land a pretty big guest: legendary comedian Jerry Seinfeld. Watch Zuck squirm when Seinfeld asks some personal questions.
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Notice how the Zuck gets uncomfortable around the whole issue of getting out of bed. Obviously he doesn't "sleep" in a "bed", Jerry. He recharges in his docking bay. It's rude and insensitive to assume androids live like humans.
I laughed out loud.
@@alexm8859 comment reading confirmed
Yeah, right. More like anti-social person. You can program Androids to act like human but can't do the same to anti-social geeks.
Bad joke
@@florenceolatunji4878 your mum's a bad joke
"I didnt know a human could make those noises" (Analyzing situation and saving in database)
zucc.exe has stopped working...
the best comment!
Hahahahaha
lmfao 😂
Sky Person
People call him a robot but, he just’s want to be perfect 👌...
Mark's algorithm triggered almost instant laughter when it detected nearby comedic code.
I noticed that too lmao
Hahahahahah
😅😂😂
Yeah his algorithm is like: if someone says "I'm doing great" you have to start laughing
“i didn’t know a human could make those noises” sounds like something someone who _isn’t_ human would say.
Mark, what do you do first thing in the morning?
Of course, charge the batteries.
Updating his database, most likely
He is lizard
Um, wouldn’t the batteries be charging overnight?
Covering my lizard body in human bag
@@khangrikyiduk1634 I think he is a humanoid.
Lmao it’s like Jerry knows and is testing him to see if his operating system adapts😂
I was thinking the same thing 😂
And we never knew where sienfield went to
Well his operating system didn't adapt very well🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣
Lmfao that was wild.
They might as well be sitting in each others goddamn lap lol
dude thats impossible lol
The days before Covid.. But I’m pretty sure “personal space” was still a thing
The sexual struggle is real
"I put my contacts in"
ah yes, gotta make those eyes more human like
more like he puts his eyes in
Then i can watch my Seinfeld box set and make laughing sounds
"I was never a morning person" - that means he was always a morning robot lizard.
YES!
Ooooo, very perceptive.
I can’t stop laughing at how close he sat to Jerry
Hey, were you the one who sent Colbert the donation for his PAC
The whole time the only thing I could think was "THEIR LEGS ARE TOUCHING"
Jerry sat down second tho
I had a doubletake at the thumbnail to figure out whose leg Mark was touching😳
No kissing?😂😂😂😂😂
Why are they sitting so closely?
Robots like to be touched, too
They gay
@@sirchurchill3429 zucc have a wife btw
So the camera can catch them
Jewish things
The video title would probably be accurate if Seinfeld, at some point, very gently, puts his hand on Mark's leg.
LOL !!!
😂
DUN DUN DUN!!!
They definitely pumped each other butts before.. probably in a huge room filled with other sodomites
Mark look too awkward to move away lol. Thisis sad
Jerry seems like the easiest person to talk to, and Mark still manages to make it feel awkward
Hello brother
Hello Brother
I think you're badly mistaken Jerry might just be the most arrogant and most uptight and stiff person i've seen (not judging from this short clip here of course)
it's that awkward "damn I sat too close to him but would it be rude to move away or would it be rude not to?" lol
He gets out of the bed... puts on his human exo-suit.
You mean he slithers out of bed
JERRY IS A GENIUS AT MAKING THINGS AWKWARD
this was the most awkwardly genuine conversation i’ve ever heard
Genuinely awkward***
Theres no way this is the worst.
@@tegridyfarms3166 no, i meant what I said
Its kinda funny also
This is the greatest technological advancement of all time
The Zuckerberg Robot
It still doesn’t quite understand human emotion yet but I still have faith in the software development
Me IRL 🤔😂
Thank you! His behavior and energy is so bland and dry
Seinfeld asked the simplest question and Zuckerberg proceeds to have a mini panic attack (and possibly start lying? He turns his head away which suggests he might be) and gets embarrassed because he didn't give a profound answer as if it was a critical job interview or something. I mean seriously this is one of the most bizarre videos I've ever seen on UA-cam and yet it's so mundane. I mean I do empathize a little bit because I'm socially awkward, but it's so interesting watching the simplest thing unfold into nuanced chaos lmao
His database has no been updated yet to deal with unknown situations, the new update coming on June called ZUCC33.666.13.322 should fix that, hopefully it does
@brinabrina lol
Its aspergers
@@ishzsbxux lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
@@aydiosmio1315 you're underthinking this dude, i can not seriously say Mark Zuckerberg is a human, he doesn't even look it anymore.
Mark's processing was like "Sienfeld is funny, laugh at what Sienfeld says, humans laugh at Sienfeld."
I just love how you spell Seinfeld wrong three times in a row
These comments are better than this interview.
I know they're making me laugh my head off 😭
“Eating childs and sniffing human blood”
this comment is underrated.
yessss
Woe
He initialize his boot sequence.
So what do you do first thing in the morning:
“I had no idea you would be here”
*laughs awkwardly*
Mark's awkardness is so contagious it got to Jerry Seinfeld
Lolz
The first thing I do in the morning is drink liquid ice and smoke my meats.
He opens facebook every morning to study the social life and interaction of human beings.
lmao
1:50 shameless advertising
3...2...1 blink good job zucky you're killin it, no one is suspicious.
"Now no one will suspect I'm not human"
Jerry looked a little annoyed at Mark's answers. This interview seemed awkward.
That's because the Zuck wasn't allowing himself to just have fun, he was trying to use everything as a segue to promote his own boring horseshit.
+Broc Lee, how true!
Zukc is a lizard that's whyyyy
@@notsure3522 True. I like your comment
That's because Jerry was expecting him to confess he's an alien
I’ve never seen men sit so comfortable with their knees touching like that 😀
"First I open Facebook"
And yet he doesn't know that "Please gimme the zucc thing" 😂
For those who are asking what Mark does in the morning, then you can rest assured. Our team personally handles his charging port and reprograms his vocab and personality so that everyone can get the best possible interaction out of a robot- I mean, a human.
It’s funny how he’s keen to grab everyone’s most personal and intimate details but when it comes to himself clams up and is sooo weird about it
make him uncomfortable jerry sit on his lap
Jerry was looking at zuck like he was a snack lmao
Not that there's anything wrong with that
@@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305 Yes there actually is something wrong with that, they're both married and Mark has small children.
@@mariahyohannes whoosh
@@mariahyohannes maybe he's poly.
@@zac1002 yeah....right. We're assuming both of these men are poly
Seinfeld is dissecting him well. He knows what he’s doing. Zuck is fishy.
I did not know a human could make those noises 😂
He somehow manages to turn every conversation weird.
I guess Facebook doesn't give him a personality
you mean smokin meats isn't a personality?
Don't be so hard on him, he can't act like a human when he's clearly a lizard 🦎
Its like jerry knows hes a alien
they're sitting REALLY close together...
"Max is like a terodactyl, I didn't know humans can make those noises."
Does he want us to think he is a lizard.
*Pterodactyl*
*I Didn’t Know Humans can make those noises*
I had to google what a Pterodactyl is lol
@@alejandrafuentes1316 its a existing creature that does stuff
Then you go to the bathroom? yes I go to the bathroom to drain my oil I mean to engage in human expulsion of liquid waste
"Max is like a Pterodactyl... I didn't know a human could make those noises"
Mark maybe because your Reptilian DNA has created a little hybrid monster
He’s auto generating these answers as they are being asked, technology has come so far.
The man asking questions knows wats up and is testing the robot 🤣🤣🤣
Jerry is scared of him, you can see it, I think, he knows the truth...
"I didn't know a human could make those noises" He was still learning about us humans at that time
“I didn’t know humans could make those noises”
*Saves analysis to Data Base*
Literally like having a conversation with cleverbot
🤣🤣🤣 Facts
0:05 *ZUCC:* I think I just caught someone out the *CORNER OF MY EYE.*
He's not even hiding it anymore, people.
I think the best part is when Mark makes a joke at the end about his eyesight and it makes Jerry smile
omg.. he is one of those people who the more he says, the deeper the hole gets, without fail..
AWKWARD
Does anyone know which software the Zucc motherboarf was running at the time and if hes since updated
He doesn't know the first thing he does in the morning cause droids doesn't need to sleep
I never knew that humans made that noise... I must upgrade my disguise
2:37 That's some reptile noise you got there, Zucc. No wonder Max is a pterodactyl.
this just in, fb stock has plummeted after ceo says checking fb first thing is a "sad moment"
The most famous comedian with the most famous lizard man
Seinfeld: "I wanna know the VERY first thing you do. You get out of the bed, you go to the bathroom.."
Zuckerberg: "Oh I don't... oh no no no no... the first thing I do is look at my phone."
Well saved, Zucc...
Please adjust the amused chuckle chip.
Jerry hates the peasants. 😂 I've seen his reaction to "average people" so often.
Average ?
This looks like an inventor sitting down with its invention to test it
2 people of the people I would probably least want to hang out with. Jesus what a conversation. Fascinating... Smh 😂😂
same lol
wow he can actually finish a sentence, I guess the speach therapy paid off
did the zucc just call his offsping a tetradactyl ? Perhaps its a mutation from lizard and human lineage ?
Anyone find Zuckerberg a little irritating
A little??
Jerry Seinfeld: Not amused.
Hates dealing with peasants. 😂
It's so creepy how close they are and how we're supposed to think this is a real interaction between a human and a cyborg
Lizard: Give me one minute
Goes and sheds its skin and come back
WOAH is that jerry seinfeld from the bee movie?
Mark: i didnt know humans can make those noises.
Me: L i z a r d
ITS ZUCC NOT ZUCK
Strangest collaboration since Germany and Japan
the reason Jerry wants to know the specifics of the details of the very first things Mark does in the morning is because Mark is a unique category of people in less than1% of the population who is created one of the biggest companiesand so surely his lifestyle is going to differ from the average person and Jerry is just trying to explore that. The thing is that Mark doesn't know the reason why Jerry is wanting such specific details so this is pretty funny.
yes like seinfield himself ain t rich af
I've had some boring and vacuous conversations in my day, but I'm not sure if I've ever topped this.
0:54 "I didn't know a human could make those noises."
After all those years of research, lizard king?
It's like he's internally saying to himself "Who is this human? [Processing search]... He is Jerry Seinfeld. A comedian (more datas)." Start "laughing process everytime he says a phrase".
they are sittly very close together...too close for comfort actually
easy, he wakes up on the side of ceiling, he never wakes on the right or wrong side of the bed...
They are uncomfortably close
If you look closely you can see their scales
He's resisting the urge to blink vertically
“How many minutes do you spend, before you say I gotta go to the bathroom” Seinfeld knows what he’s doing. His delicate choice of words to align with AI vocabulary. “How many minutes” he knows that zuck is capable of calculating each and every second that passes by, and storing it into his database. “Before you gotta go to the bathroom” He know this will lead to a glitch in Zucks system, for he has not yet adapted to how humans relieve themselves.
Hes talking about prehistoric lizards, his ancestors.
That *stare algorithm* dominates the Lizard Program.
Hahahaha
Jerry Seinfeld looks like he updated himself with the same software Mark uses.
I'm sorta scared cause exactly as Mark explained his routine, including the closeness to the phone screen, is exactly as I do.
I think this is a video of a Turing test in action
wow i pick up mr seinfield yesterday from airpot really cool guy i even got a good tip thx mr seinfield
I actually like Mark's voice. He would rock as a radio host
Jerry: what’s the first thing you do?
Zuck: I check in with the Lizard overlor………. I check my Facebook.
If I had a Zuck the answer would be unplug.
They are into each other
I can't stop thinking about Barry Bee Benson whenever Jerry Seinfeld talks
The format of the video is as square as Zuckerbergs personality.
props to jerry for putting him on the spot like that in a real human conversation way, a way in which Mark clearly doesn't recognize 🤣🤣
They're sitting so awkwardly on that couch