Sometimes kids can be helpful. I was baby sitting my one year old nephew and he did a poo. And his older siblings (age 3 twins) talked me through the process. "He has a sore bum. You need to put some Sudocream on your finger and rub it over his butt hole." Okay. Gross. "Now you have to wash your hands." And I'm "Yeah, thanks, I was planning on doing that already."
Hopefully the child didn't mishear lol. Parents: you did what? He misunderstood... I was putting cream on his face *cheeks* and said "my boss is a butthole, I'm washing my hands of that place."
In the original tale the Beast doesn't kidnap anyone. Belle marries him on her own initiative. Disney of course, changed the story again, so that it didn't make any sense anymore...
@@himoffthequakeroatbox4320 For taking shelter from being attacked and clipping a rose, he catches a bullet? That isn't aggravated trespass, that's an "any port in a storm" situation; the house staff even help him get comfortable. Gun still firmly in the holster while I open a can of soup; clipping the flower is the only questionable thing he does.
The moral of the tale was mistaken by Disney, mister Ranganatan, as well as you, it appears, because it had nothing to do with Stockholm syndrome. It's after a fairy tale that was written three centuries ago.
@@harrymillar4193 no because I don’t want to become an indoctrinated idiot. I’m self educated thus that makes me smarter than you. Thank goodness I didn’t finish because I’m not indoctrinated because I dropped out of college.
Rise of the Guardians was absolute trash. I was actually lividly angry when I left the theater afterwards. What a disgusting message to send to children. You have no value as an outcast until the popular kids need you. Then you need to do everything to help them so you can fit in and be accepted into the popular crowd. Then stand around and laugh while another outcast is pulled, screaming for help, into the hole in the dark. But that doesn't matter because now you're one of the popular kids and you can't risk helping the "bad guy" or they might not be your "friends" anymore. Yeah, great message.
It's not though. If anything it's the opposite, beast falls in love with bella, bella takes none of his shit and doesn't display any real feelings for him until after she is free to go. Even in the original story beast lets her head away to see her family when she asks, just giving her a time limit because magic shenanigans would kill him if shes gone for too long.
What I'm getting from this is that not only does his son put things in the right place, he accepts that different people have different places they like to put things. Sounds like a pretty clever little lad.
This is why I have cats instead of kids. Potty training consists of dropping them in the litter box one time and they know where to go from then on. 🤣🤣🤣
Why do so many come on just to inform us that Romesh is not funny? Is it part of their Troll Training Course ... Lesson Two: How to use a keyboard (#1 was probably how to access the Internet).
Unfortunately I've had to put on hold my complete catalogue of this guys funniest moments. Someone appears to have removed the post it note from the fridge door
Apple. tree. Romesh. Is your son more like you? Or your wife? 😉(Or maybe one of the grand parents. My brother is like my Mom’s Dad. Looks just like him)
@@tomboyraider1015 it means that he’s an idiot. Sake of diversity??? What diversity, I don’t see his race, religion or creed, when I see him. I just see a comedian. His race is no factor here.
@@smozoltov1880 Wow, mate. Aren't you butt hurt? It's a free world. People can watch the same thing and form different opinions. People are allowed to voice said opinions.
Sometimes kids can be helpful.
I was baby sitting my one year old nephew and he did a poo. And his older siblings (age 3 twins) talked me through the process. "He has a sore bum. You need to put some Sudocream on your finger and rub it over his butt hole." Okay. Gross. "Now you have to wash your hands." And I'm "Yeah, thanks, I was planning on doing that already."
🤣 funny
Hopefully the child didn't mishear lol.
Parents: you did what? He misunderstood... I was putting cream on his face *cheeks* and said "my boss is a butthole, I'm washing my hands of that place."
His assessment of beauty and the beast is spot on
Ah yes, Beauty and the Beast. Fall in love with the person who kidnapped your father and is now holding you captive. Classic.
In the original tale the Beast doesn't kidnap anyone. Belle marries him on her own initiative. Disney of course, changed the story again, so that it didn't make any sense anymore...
Wasn't the father committing aggravated trespass & theft? If he'd done that in the US he'd have been shot _karssuldawcrtrunferamahlahf._
@@himoffthequakeroatbox4320 For taking shelter from being attacked and clipping a rose, he catches a bullet? That isn't aggravated trespass, that's an "any port in a storm" situation; the house staff even help him get comfortable. Gun still firmly in the holster while I open a can of soup; clipping the flower is the only questionable thing he does.
It's quite a classic, actually. It's called Stockholm syndrome :P
yep the classic case of Stockholm syundrome 😂
One of my favorites comedians now ❤
@@peterlpool1387sounds like you can’t handle a opinion. Sounds like you’re butthurt that he pointed out why Finding Nemo sucks.
@@peterlpool1387which begs the question, why are you here?
How olds this clip? You look like theres a modicum of your hopes and dreams still alive
😂😂😂
Worse part of beauty and the beast was that it was pretty much Stockholm syndrome explained in a movie
🎉❤
The moral of the tale was mistaken by Disney, mister Ranganatan, as well as you, it appears, because it had nothing to do with Stockholm syndrome. It's after a fairy tale that was written three centuries ago.
Stockholm Syndrome doesn't exist
Stockholm Syndrome isn't real.
Stockholm syndrome is not a scientific term and the public grossly overuses and oversimplifies it.
"And hopefully…" Brilliant!
Yes romesh totally new material and its 100% on point!!!
New? It’s years old 😂🤣
@@GmanHere I havnt come across these jokes before
On point which is... Being an absent father that leaves all the unpleasant stuff to his wife and doesn't know how to clean his child's poop?
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 lmao wow reaching much.
Mouthy McGossiptwat had me rolling.
You are so awesomely hilarious! I truly love your sense of “ funny” 😅❤😅
I was watching this at a pub and I almost spat out my drink with the Nemo bit XD Rarely ever do I actually have that reaction
@Scrappy Macfucknuts What?
@@harrymillar4193is it because you can’t handle a different opinion.
@@MovieEnforcer Before you enforce movies, go back to school and finish your education
@@harrymillar4193 no because I don’t want to become an indoctrinated idiot. I’m self educated thus that makes me smarter than you. Thank goodness I didn’t finish because I’m not indoctrinated because I dropped out of college.
@@MovieEnforcer Well… fair play to doubling down on your mistakes, I guess
That two carrier bags line got me
Rise of the Guardians was absolute trash. I was actually lividly angry when I left the theater afterwards. What a disgusting message to send to children.
You have no value as an outcast until the popular kids need you. Then you need to do everything to help them so you can fit in and be accepted into the popular crowd.
Then stand around and laugh while another outcast is pulled, screaming for help, into the hole in the dark. But that doesn't matter because now you're one of the popular kids and you can't risk helping the "bad guy" or they might not be your "friends" anymore. Yeah, great message.
Romesh, nice to see you fitter and trimmer. We need you, man!
Elsa is a narcasist that ruined all the boats and fountains during an episode and then gets to just carry on...
Carry on! 🎶🎶 Carry on! 🎶🎶 😂😂
And without opposition from the "bad guy", who had to knock her out and drag her back, she would have killed everybody by the cold weather she caused.
I mean she is the queen or at least a princess, right? Kinda comes with perks.
Oh will you just let it go!
I tell my Disney-obsessed friends that Beauty and The Beast is my favorite film on the subject of Stockholm Syndrome....
It's not though. If anything it's the opposite, beast falls in love with bella, bella takes none of his shit and doesn't display any real feelings for him until after she is free to go. Even in the original story beast lets her head away to see her family when she asks, just giving her a time limit because magic shenanigans would kill him if shes gone for too long.
What the what?! He's skinny now?!
love your stuff!
Omg my 3yr old granddaughter is potty training right now 😂 and yes party and presents exist for this learning experience 😂
What I'm getting from this is that not only does his son put things in the right place, he accepts that different people have different places they like to put things.
Sounds like a pretty clever little lad.
This is why I have cats instead of kids. Potty training consists of dropping them in the litter box one time and they know where to go from then on. 🤣🤣🤣
He's one seriously funny man.
For all the people who are saying he isnt funny, no one is forcing to watch him so get a life
Just presumed you were going to then hang the bag on a tree in the park because, as most dog owners know, a shit then completely disappears for ever….
While funny, the biggest take-away I'm getting from this video is how Glad I am that I'm never having kids. LOL!!
Beauty and the beast, peak Stockholm syndrome
Americans being confused at wtf a carrier bag is
Can someone translate carrier bag to American for me? Is that a zip lock baggy or something?
Clearly his parents didn't celebrate him using the potty enough, if his instinct was to use a carrier bag 😅
(Is that s grocery bag? Lol)
Well, the obvious solution is to start spending more time with kids and actually looking after them🤷
0:35 one of the reasons why Finding Nemo is so overrated.
It also explains why I don’t like Beauty And The Beast either.
Nemo 😂
Psych is decently kid safe but not eye melting
Right fucking Nemo shouldn't have touched the boat it was his own fault what happened to him his dad should've just found a new wife and try again
Why do so many come on just to inform us that Romesh is not funny? Is it part of their Troll Training Course ... Lesson Two: How to use a keyboard (#1 was probably how to access the Internet).
Agree!!!!
Unfortunately I've had to put on hold my complete catalogue of this guys funniest moments. Someone appears to have removed the post it note from the fridge door
Can't wait for your standup special
Enjoy the fish tank
Love it!
Apple. tree. Romesh. Is your son more like you? Or your wife? 😉(Or maybe one of the grand parents. My brother is like my Mom’s Dad. Looks just like him)
same i can't stand those films
Same here. Beauty And The Beast I can see why people like it. But Finding Nemo I just don’t get the appeal.
Oh man, fawk disney and their agenda and convincing every westernized female there was a magical prince out there.
No racist but I ain’t never seen that many white folk at The Apollo theater 😳 Harlem has changed
This is The Apollo in England. There is one in London.
yay
State approved comedian.
Wimpy fathers. My siblings and I watched what my father was watching, or we went outside to play.
Whilst I don't find him funny, I do laugh for the sake of diversity.
I actually find him really funny. But i laugh not because of diversity but because he makes me laugh.
For the sake of diversity? What does that mean?
@@tomboyraider1015 it means that he’s an idiot. Sake of diversity??? What diversity, I don’t see his race, religion or creed, when I see him. I just see a comedian. His race is no factor here.
This is some vanilla ass comedy
This is one of the worst stand ups I’ve ever seen, the crowd must have the laughing bug.
I know right.
Worst?? you mean the best. Easy mistake
@@samadbakshthank you.
Wait, who are you again?
Not even funny mate
Then don’t watch it 😮 woaaah bet u never thought of that! You are so welcome my humorously challenged friend.
@@smozoltov1880 Wow, mate. Aren't you butt hurt? It's a free world. People can watch the same thing and form different opinions. People are allowed to voice said opinions.
@jj-yi1ne you because you actually like him
Thought he ll be bragging bout how inclusive is Disney nowdays 🤷♂️
This guy is about as funny as herpes!
I really do not know why British people like an constantly angry , nagging and sarcastic man even if he has some sense of humor.
Not very funny
He not a comedian just a sad angry man it's not comedy at all
Romesh is so unfunnyn
Awe. Can’t handle a different opinion?
Not sure who finds this guy funny , man’s has a chip on his shoulder .