I cucked ALL of my friends in CK3

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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
  • pass that book around
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 228

  • @Dumdragoon
    @Dumdragoon  Рік тому +567

    Put a lot o blood sweat and cum into this one, lemme know if you liked it bois

    • @weetula1564
      @weetula1564 Рік тому

      There was in fact some cum involved

    • @raspoutine7241
      @raspoutine7241 Рік тому +66

      you put what

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  Рік тому +73

      You heard me

    • @barituned
      @barituned Рік тому +58

      Your content is so good i might cum to watch next video when it releases.

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  Рік тому +45

      @@barituned pls do thatd make me cum

  • @queru1ous
    @queru1ous Рік тому +494

    - I just got a Psalter of cuckoldry
    - I just ate my wife
    Explains the whole game in 10s

  • @TheRyuSword
    @TheRyuSword Рік тому +311

    If you’re based, it’s actually 100% feasible to do Kingdom of the Isles and Mann in a single generation as Ivar the Boneless.

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  Рік тому +36

      Yeee but we gotta stay true to the roots

  • @daverou3534
    @daverou3534 Рік тому +315

    >mfw Dragoon cares more about cuck book than his own children

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  Рік тому +93

      The holy texts

    • @TheNoobilator
      @TheNoobilator Рік тому +1

      Without the cuck book he wouldn't have any children

    • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
      @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Рік тому +21

      The sacred scripture must be preserved 🙏

    • @bas5681
      @bas5681 Рік тому

      You can always make more kids. Can't make more cuckbooks

    • @holey5065
      @holey5065 Рік тому +7

      ​@@Dumdragoon The psalter has been elevated to the rank of "inside joke". Amen 🙏

  • @domesticdingo1417
    @domesticdingo1417 Рік тому +596

    When you play the third game in a series following a beloved Paradox title and it's actually fun (Yes I'm still salty about Vic 3)

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  Рік тому +102

      Lmao same

    • @user-no4fq3dt7d
      @user-no4fq3dt7d Рік тому +5

      Well, what about hoi3 and eu3?

    • @craigstephenson7676
      @craigstephenson7676 Рік тому +7

      March Of The Eagles 3 tho. Gonna be good

    • @darcys842
      @darcys842 Рік тому +3

      Man I bought Victoria 3 after hearing all the love for Victoria 2 and within an hour i was requesting a refund for that shit

    • @spypizzatasty8330
      @spypizzatasty8330 Рік тому +3

      @@darcys842 thats the reason i pirated that shit. im not wastin 60 dollars for a map game that changes colors

  • @alexer52
    @alexer52 Рік тому +130

    Literally my first game in CK3:
    Step 1: Play a Count (Louis 'the Stammerer')
    Step 2: My dad is king, dies and I inherit a kingdom
    Step 3: First achievement
    Cue CK3 is a perfectly unbroken game with zero exploits

    • @Greimor967
      @Greimor967 Рік тому +7

      I once managed to stumble into reforming the North Sea empire with 1 character with only two sieges

    • @garretaustin9338
      @garretaustin9338 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Greimor967 huh?????????

    • @2Links
      @2Links 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@garretaustin9338maybe just Harald Hardrada -> Siege London and capture English King -> Declare war on Denmark -> Siege down Copenhagen and capture Danish King
      or something like that? I could see it.

  • @Seagull512
    @Seagull512 Рік тому +206

    That Seagull guy seems pretty cool ngl

  • @micriis
    @micriis Рік тому +48

    Absolutely Stunning! One of the best CK3 Videos on the platform. When I saw Green Hungary i shed a Tear

  • @meszarosmartin6779
    @meszarosmartin6779 Рік тому +138

    Ah yes, Chad Magyarország csak magyarul beszélő királlyal❤ 200 000 IQ-s megmozdulás, egyszerűen zseniális
    Awesome video by the way (as always)

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit Рік тому

      Could you please tell me what half of that means? It looks neat but I don't understand.

    • @meszarosmartin6779
      @meszarosmartin6779 Рік тому

      @@sir_fuckwit "Ah yes, Chad Hungary with a king that only speaks hungarian, 200 000 IQ play, it's just brilliant"

    • @lecreepy3140
      @lecreepy3140 Рік тому +9

      @@sir_fuckwit I can try to give you a rough translation: Ah yes, Chad Hungary with a Hungarian-only speaking king, 200 000 IQ moves, simply fantastic.

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit Рік тому +2

      @@lecreepy3140 Thank you kind sir, for your efforts, you shall be sent to the oubliette. No, no.. no need to thank me, I'm just being a good ruler.
      Edit: Made it sound better.
      P.S. I hope I didn't offend, that wasn't my intention.

    • @-landon931
      @-landon931 16 днів тому

      @sir_fuckwit I love this fucking reply 😂❤

  • @TrueStaple
    @TrueStaple Рік тому +28

    The Adam22 roleplay in this video is crazy 😭

  • @sir_fuckwit
    @sir_fuckwit Рік тому +29

    This is fucking wonderful. Please give your friends my thanks for this video as they made it ten times better.

  • @strategygamelover10nathanh34
    @strategygamelover10nathanh34 Рік тому +37

    i want more i want to see man dominate the mp pleases

  • @Da__goat
    @Da__goat Рік тому +29

    Disregard Seagull, return to *Monke*

  • @AmonThoth997
    @AmonThoth997 Рік тому +13

    Daddy's back from Visiting the Grave of all the holy roman emperors

  • @bgthereformer
    @bgthereformer Рік тому +17

    WHAT FRIENDS!?

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan Рік тому +8

    I love how that "M a g y a r o r s z a g" was pronounced

  • @Nieboret
    @Nieboret Рік тому +9

    0:06 Cute and funny😭😭😭

  • @ThatWornOutBook
    @ThatWornOutBook Рік тому +16

    This is majestic and wonderful and thank you daddy please come back

  • @MrPresident-gt9tc
    @MrPresident-gt9tc Рік тому +7

    This was EXTREMELY fun to watch. Very based. 10/10 content, made me laugh. Make more of these please :)

  • @Dino_Stan
    @Dino_Stan Рік тому +8

    all flags must be cute funny and epic

  • @featherman209
    @featherman209 Рік тому +8

    Truly sex positive content, keep up.

  • @specil-k
    @specil-k Рік тому +14

    CK3 is the worst game to play until it becomes the best

  • @Signe812
    @Signe812 Рік тому +2

    Bro I didn’t fucking know I could laugh this hard at a ck video

  • @Palmieri.
    @Palmieri. Рік тому +2

    Babe wake up, dragoon just published a video

  • @ilovenato
    @ilovenato Рік тому +2

    A magyar enyhén szólva meglepett...😅

  • @TheLOL_11
    @TheLOL_11 Рік тому +7

    Magyarország jobban teljesít.

  • @nicxl3035
    @nicxl3035 Рік тому +1

    “Ours is your Wives”

  • @SimonAntoniuk
    @SimonAntoniuk Рік тому +3

    As a pole I can say that every pole always plays in poland no matter what

  • @Mitos-
    @Mitos- Рік тому +3

    all my homies love eating while playing ck3

  • @Nn-pj6ph
    @Nn-pj6ph Рік тому +19

    Gravel (largest fragment in this photo is about 40 mm (1.6 in))
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    Gravel is classified by particle size range and includes size classes from granule- to boulder-sized fragments. In the Udden-Wentworth scale gravel is categorized into granular gravel (2-4 mm or 0.079-0.157 in) and pebble gravel (4-64 mm or 0.2-2.5 in). ISO 14688 grades gravels as fine, medium, and coarse, with ranges 2-6.3 mm to 20-63 mm. One cubic metre of gravel typically weighs about 1,800 kg (or a cubic yard weighs about 3,000 lb).
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  • @birdofterror6628
    @birdofterror6628 Рік тому +2

    DOUBLE IT AND PASS IT ON
    DOUBLE IT AND PASS IT ONNNNNN

  • @stratidemic
    @stratidemic Рік тому +1

    This is unhinged

  • @TurtleShroom3
    @TurtleShroom3 Рік тому +5

    5:47
    I actually laughed out loud when I read that.

  • @DarvinostheGreat
    @DarvinostheGreat Рік тому +1

    new dragoon gameplay video?!?!??!?! this is pretty poggers

  • @gameredgaryt
    @gameredgaryt 3 місяці тому +1

    playing ck3 with friends while baked is what i need

  • @crook7493
    @crook7493 Рік тому +1

    New favorite channel

  • @Celeste__ch.
    @Celeste__ch. Рік тому +1

    Just watched the vid, liked subscribed and looked at your channel to sadgely find out that you only upload once a month at best :(

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  Рік тому

      Thanks and welcome, yeah my upload schedule has never been great im trying to find more time but i dont want to promise anything i cant keep :(

  • @thedevil2325
    @thedevil2325 3 місяці тому +1

    Wait, this isn't the Dragoon I was searching for.

  • @HydraulicMan1
    @HydraulicMan1 Рік тому +1

    I think I watched these in the wrong order

  • @Mitos-
    @Mitos- Рік тому +1

    oh and nice subtitles btw :))

  • @oni2777
    @oni2777 3 місяці тому +1

    tipical CK3 multiplayer

  • @chaoticflorius
    @chaoticflorius Рік тому +1

    Hahaha, amazing video!

  • @lloonah
    @lloonah Рік тому +1

    Aye good luck on duolingo😃😃 (i am 3. In saphire haha)

  • @gonzeFAM
    @gonzeFAM Рік тому +1

    bro, pls more !

  • @user-rk5qi8mp7s
    @user-rk5qi8mp7s Рік тому +2

    how do you play ck3 with tours and tournaments in multilayer? my friends and I can not play multiplaer because of out of sync evert one year

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  Рік тому

      this was before tours and tournaments, we have the same issue as you and your pals

  • @tonsstar
    @tonsstar Рік тому +1

    Lmao very nice video!

  • @AlertedSponge
    @AlertedSponge Рік тому +1

    this is one of the weirdest ck3 video ive seen in a while

  • @ploopy1279
    @ploopy1279 Рік тому +1

    Holy shit a 10 minute Dragoon Vid.

  • @noahsimulated6124
    @noahsimulated6124 Рік тому +1

    You trevor in fear

  • @TheVincenzoGaming
    @TheVincenzoGaming Рік тому +1

    5:52 'why is there stars?'
    does he know?

  • @greggg34534
    @greggg34534 4 місяці тому +1

    the rizz trait

  • @fedorchekalkin4781
    @fedorchekalkin4781 Рік тому +3

    epic

  • @thomasnguyen5197
    @thomasnguyen5197 Рік тому +5

    Cool vid, but where was the cucking?

  • @DJVideso
    @DJVideso Рік тому +3

    Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room, with rubber rats. Rats? I hate rats. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room, with rubber bats. Bats? I hate bats. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room, with rubber mats. Mats? I hate mats. They make me crazy.

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  Рік тому

      Same

    • @-landon931
      @-landon931 16 днів тому

      I thr crazy cat (crazy from the rats) shat on your mat

  • @lukebaker5135
    @lukebaker5135 Рік тому +1

    I like this thanks

  • @IMPORTADOZAPOPAN-zq3oh
    @IMPORTADOZAPOPAN-zq3oh Рік тому +3

    Dragoon you did not post my eu4 fanart and banned me from your discord i feel betrayed

  • @Kurzov
    @Kurzov Рік тому +1

    0:56 DESCRIPTION

  • @ugron803
    @ugron803 Рік тому +1

    MORE! thank you :D

  • @VINCE-pp3es
    @VINCE-pp3es Рік тому +1

    wtf did i just watch

  • @d1emel0ne
    @d1emel0ne Рік тому +1

    Why was this end so ahhhhhhh i want moreee

  • @vrellvrellistan7904
    @vrellvrellistan7904 Рік тому +2

    Where do you get so many friends I have none 😢

  • @ilayohana3150
    @ilayohana3150 29 днів тому +2

    You really have to try to match your volume with your friends'

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  29 днів тому +1

      Yeah my mic setup is garbage, apologies friend

  • @GuyFromTheAnatolia
    @GuyFromTheAnatolia Рік тому +1

    sad kitty or bikini

  • @lordmangoose1294
    @lordmangoose1294 Рік тому +1

    damn i wish my ck3 multiplayer worked imstead of just not sending other people my requests😕 good video though

  • @yokez
    @yokez Рік тому +1

    me but irl

  • @smallsay9958
    @smallsay9958 Рік тому +2

    is this the new eu4 update??????????

  • @S.Gamedev-zc2wp
    @S.Gamedev-zc2wp 3 місяці тому +1

    6:45 and then he went to play ck3

  • @joebailey4374
    @joebailey4374 9 днів тому

    Great video, thanks Brother! Which mods/dlcs did you use for this hilarious playthrough?

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  9 днів тому +1

      No mods at all! This was vanilla ck3!

    • @joebailey4374
      @joebailey4374 9 днів тому

      @@Dumdragoon I really gotta try this game soon - its calling me...

  • @Mitos-
    @Mitos- Рік тому +2

    Fun sessions ngl

  • @RunicRhino22
    @RunicRhino22 Рік тому +1

    Based Tunis 🇹🇳😈🇹🇳😈🇹🇳😈

  • @TheyThemItalian
    @TheyThemItalian Рік тому +1

    Great video

  • @Falkriim
    @Falkriim Рік тому +1

    Power play

  • @ssbastianmatusiak7579
    @ssbastianmatusiak7579 7 місяців тому +1

    Props for coin (im polish too)

  • @_bumky_3053
    @_bumky_3053 Рік тому +1

    Nice video

  • @spokomorda7891
    @spokomorda7891 10 місяців тому +1

    bro i just bought the game and i have no idea what the fuck is going on

  • @jintsuu
    @jintsuu Рік тому +1

    good video 👍

  • @Jaredtoo
    @Jaredtoo Рік тому +2

    Not milk?

  • @bas5681
    @bas5681 Рік тому +1

    Very nice

  • @Terence_Da_Biggest_Bird
    @Terence_Da_Biggest_Bird 2 місяці тому +1

    dragooner

  • @mattasoEu
    @mattasoEu Рік тому +1

    You see id also destroy my friends on ck3 but sadly im form Eastern Europe (no friends) great video

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  Рік тому +1

      Come play with us :-)

    • @mattasoEu
      @mattasoEu Рік тому +2

      @@Dumdragoon you have just made a mistake that will take millennia to reverse ♥️

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  Рік тому +1

      @@mattasoEu good.

  • @Boretheory
    @Boretheory Рік тому +2

    Explode

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  Рік тому +1

      Huh 😮

    • @Boretheory
      @Boretheory Рік тому

      @@Dumdragoon esplodi molto amorevolmente ^^ 🇮🇹

    • @Boretheory
      @Boretheory Рік тому +1

      @@Dumdragoonanyway it was super funny to watch this chaos pls do more

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  Рік тому +1

      @@Boretheory thank you mate, means a lot, editing these is a lot of fun too!

  • @hertez9696
    @hertez9696 Рік тому +1

    Got milk ?

  • @Kilgorio
    @Kilgorio Рік тому +1

    wow

  • @George-ec7ez
    @George-ec7ez Рік тому +1

    Great video, but please normalize your audio track so it doesn't peak, it makes it hard to listen to.

    • @Dumdragoon
      @Dumdragoon  Рік тому

      Normalize how? U talking about my laughs prolly rite

    • @George-ec7ez
      @George-ec7ez Рік тому

      @@Dumdragoon Im assuming you use Audacity, you can normalize audio so its at a somewhat equal loudness.
      Your laugh and words with vowels peak the audio and audio normalization is meant to fix such issues, its no big issue
      That will also fix the issue that we couldnt hear your friends really well and the jokes you made with them.Their audio was at the same loudness as the game.
      Do a bit of trial and error and see how it sounds to you, if you can hear your friends and you at equal loudness and the game as a background ambience.
      Other than that small thing, Its my first video I've seen of yours and you have great humor, hope you upload more of these.

  • @ythunderboy8694
    @ythunderboy8694 Рік тому +1

    Tfw this video was good.,...

  • @barbariancataphract5103
    @barbariancataphract5103 Рік тому +2

    cum

  • @karlwittenburg5868
    @karlwittenburg5868 Рік тому

    Okay what is the name of that sound effect that played every time someone said rizz trait?

  • @DaFreak860
    @DaFreak860 Рік тому +1

    Heart

  • @tommyk7061
    @tommyk7061 Рік тому +1

    moar

  • @dirtydirtyshisno7284
    @dirtydirtyshisno7284 6 місяців тому +2

    🤨8:30 ?

  • @FartheodoreFartovelt
    @FartheodoreFartovelt Рік тому +2

    I like but i think you talk too gay