I Was Secretly Ugly in CK3 Multiplayer...It Was Chaos
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- I played as a secretly ugly custom character in CK3 in an attempt to give my friends ugly children - being ugly is a price worth paying for such endeavors. They had....oddly similar plans which I probably should have seen coming.
A big thank you to my friends and discord members that participated: Astral, Tyler, Frenchie, Kala! You all made me laugh incessantly throughout our time playing (like usual). And an especially big thank you to everyone's favorite lady, Swiggy!
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The funniest part was Floove making a secretly hideous character and everybody else was just openly hideous
Hahaha dude, 100%. I should’ve seen it coming too
One of them was human Shrek
this is absolute proof that taking care of your beard and getting a decent cut makes a world of difference
I HAVE PROVEN IT THROUGH VIDEO GAME!
It takes a true bro to go "Dude i'm only sleeping with your wife so I can give you beautiful children."
You know a true friend when this happens
He was saving the lineage
When I get the event doubting my son is mine... and he's a genius.
Nevermind, wife, we're good...😎
3,500th like👏Funny af
The good ol' "Sleeping with his wife only to find out the reason he didn't catch us is cause he was sleeping with my wife."
My favorite CK3 adultery moment is when you only realize someone’s a bastard because their kids come out inbred from someone who “isn’t” related to them
Hahaha such a classic. Only CK3 can deliver these weird experiences in a game lol
One time I was really confused as to how my daughter was related to a vassal. I can only think a grandparent on her dad's side has an affair because he definitely wasn't related to me 😭
Alternatively, when you're playing mp and your character looks normal, but all your friends made hideous monsters, and then your child with your normal looking wife comes out as a monstrosity.
Top tear MP! The combat is only in the bedroom. These poor dudes had no clue what they signed up for.
THEY ARE THE ONES THAT ALWAYS SLEEP WITH MY WIVES! It was quite fun joining in on the action
"So, you come for me where I'm at my strongest, IN THE BEDROOM!!!" - Captain Kirk.
@@DaFloove Literally one foot away from a poly relationship
@@EGGM4NThe line between poly nad cheaters is really that thin huh.
@@SuperDuperSigmaMale Cheating is okay but... officially accepting multiple wives?! That's crossing the line bud.
This family tree is a damn circle full of triangles
RIP Magnum!
The triangles have been turned into squares. All these squares form a circle.
targaryens straight up
"Wow I'm called the Lion now, how did that happen?"
"Somebody probably saw you in the bedroom with my wife"
Hahaha it’s gotta be the reason!
The fact that there was just one of you in Europe the whole time is hilarious
Just looking like “tf they doin over there”
Ahahaha 100% dude! I was thinking about introducing her earlier, but I ultimately thought it would be funnier for people to have this exactly thought!
I just realized your name is TungstenArm. Is that a Johnny Silverhand reference?
@@StarCrusadesCyberpunk stole the idea from him.
@@StarCrusadesit’s actually a reference to a baseball player named “Tungsten Arm” O’Doyle! He played for the Akron Groomsmen
I'm just imagining historians having constant headaches in the future of this universe trying to untangle the Kline-knot that you this family tree.
At least they can rule Tyler’s dynasty out of things - they’re allllll ours lol
I busted a gut when he noticed his chinless child. Imma subscribe just for that.
Hahaha dude, I DIED laughing when we were actually playing. You can only start to hear me laughing a little and then I had to mute my mic so I could go wild
weirdest custody battle on youtube
AHAHAHA DUDE NO DOUBT
Yeah instead of fighting for the child we had one kid getting given away to whoever asked for him, and one guy constantly saying: "This isn't my child!"
Average experience in the multiplayer games, just missing the murder.
We had cancer for that
13:16 - your wish has been granted
Growing a beard was genius of Uhggo to hide his ugliness, but all he had to do was looksmax and he could've been openly beautiful
He’s downloading it currently
I stg next person I see "mewing" is getting punched right in the perfectly chiseled jawline!
Speaking as somebody who uses a beard to hide the ugly
Lincoln strats.
“Swiggy Wiggum” slayed me lmfao
Hahaha I’m seriously considering playing a game as Swiggy. If we continue that mp game I’ve got big plans for her rise to greatness 😈
@@DaFlooveI know this is 9 months later, but please do it! 😂
@@poilaaliop You gave birth to that comment just in time.
I love this whole concept of being a stealth uggo. Salting the fields of your neighbor's genetics.
Too bad they choose to be ugly themselves…hahahaha I should’ve been like “OKAY, COMPETITION TO SEE WHO CAN MAKE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE HEIR”
This mad me realize that in beards are indeed an evolutionary trait to hide weak/ugly jaw structures and it’s hilarious
This is a highly educational channel. I’m glad that the lessons aren’t going unnoticed
I saw a study suggesting they evolved to protect men during fistfights, but men with strong chins wouldn't need protection, so this checks out.
@@mollymillions6586 that's a load of shite lmao
Is this gonna be my first UA-cam comment section fight? Lemme get my suit on
It is amazing how good facial hair can hide the uggliest of faces.
Now if we could just get beards for Uhggo’s ugly wives…
Beards aren't called makeup for men for no reason!
curse my genetics for only being able to give me a scraggly neckbeard
@TheVincenzoGaming believe in yourself….BELIEVE!
@@TheVincenzoGamingnice name
This was a blast! Canada will proudly support Prime Minister Swiggy in her bloody reign.
SWIGGY SHALL BRING RUIN UPON THE EARTH UNTIL ALL THAT IS LEFT IS PEACE
RIP Magnum....you were taken too soon
Too big for this world.
much too big@@AbstractTraitorHero
Who?
@@abundelofweeds Horace Vernet 🦝
@@abundelofweedsyou, my dude!
I always wondered what CK3 multiplayer was like. This was even better than my wildest dreams
Hahaha bro, how much wife infidelity is in your dreams! Glad you enjoyed for real. Got a goofy one I’m doing now
Floove really distilled the essence of our group, but it's always a blast.
bro lookmaxxed so hard he swindled dynasties lmfao
I’ve heard some statistic that says 3/4 ugly people of Indo-European decent today are related to him
Ralph Wiggum looked like the white guy pharaoh meme, like almost the exact same facial expression. I was laughing about it all day at work, that demented little smirk
AHAHA I CAN SEE IT!
granted I went through at 2 times speed, but I couldn't find ralph waldogum in the video. Do you or a 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 know the general part or the time stamp ralph is at?
@rabidcabbage7230 Ibelieve it's at 1:23
@@rabidcabbage7230 Tyler's character wearing the orange shawl thing. Swiggy's fake dad.
I was part of this on insta! :D It was fun, thanks for running this!!
Ohhh for real?
this video is absolutely delightful. all of your ck3 content is extremely funny but the vibe of chaotic multiplayer is another level
Hahaha dude I 100% agree. It was soooo fun to edit the multiplayer video too. I now feel a level of aloneness editing some single player stuff. I’ll definitely keep recording and editing multiplayer stuff too.
Loving this. Nowhere else can you hear sentences like "Have Swinkles marry Jemima"
Hahaha 100% credit goes to Tyler for naming his kids such wild things
Beards sure do make a difference.
They sure do. I shaved earlier today and my gf instantly told me to grow facial hair back
I love how you turned complex politic strategy into competitive datesim😂
Hmmm, I didn’t realize it could be played any other way 🤔
Oh my god getting busted with Swiggy and trying to hide it. I nearly died from laughter
Hahahaha I think Tyler really makes it hilarious too
If only you did this in real life with Habsburgs' dynasty wives, maybe their half meter long chin and your half meter deep chin genetics would mix to create regular human beings again and theyd be in power til now... 4AM thoughts
Hahaha we tell the TRUE story of how the Habsburgs came to be
So, what I'm hearing is that it's time to bring back Germanicus...
Whatever else you can say about Swiggy, her eyeliner is immaculate
Swiggy has now taken on this different mythos in my mind that she is somehow like a demi-god or something haha. But for reals, that eyeliner is perfection
im secretly ugly all the time, this is nothing special.
You’re beautiful to me and my ugly wives though
Is it still a secret? 😅
Tyler's avatar looks like the guy who knows everyone's been sleeping with his wife but he can't do anything about it.
Too true 😂
This was honestly so funny, I need to do this in my Ck3 mp games. I am subbing.
Thanks homie! I’ve got a bunch of other strange ideas to do in MP. Also some interesting/funny group goals and competitions for future vids. Hope I don’t disappoint!
And so it was that the Tate dynasty was born
"son you will make videos of my deeds for free and we shall call it university....or feudalism....idk"
One of the funniest CK3 videos I've seen so far 😄Keep it up! 💪
Hell yeah! Thank you! I think the next one will be pretty damn funny. Should be a two parter
Rip Magnum. Your Dong was just too great for us mere mortals to handle.
It wasn’t meant for this world!
Mans has literally replied to every comment - now that's what I call community engagement!
Absolute legend
What if I just never responded to this? lol. Hell yeah dude! I gotta hit up the homies throwin down some comments. I know I’ve missed some responses - maybe one day I’ll comb through every comment and respond to responses I missed.
@@DaFloove it would have been a perfect joke if you didn't respond to just that comment lmao
@@FoldedPaperFilmsdamn…I messed up bigtime lol
Shoutout you utilizing UA-cam's custom caption capabilities‼️‼️🗣️🗣️‼️🗣️‼️
Ayyyyy, Oriole did that and it’s great! She plays in some of the newer videos! Glad you like them, she did a great job!
@@DaFloove It's great to see - a pleasant surprise how custom they can actually be! They're Pretty & helped me keep track of things; I kept the setting on just waiting for a day like this🥹🤧🗣️ I'll go check out the other vids🤸🌟
@theroyalcat7010 BEWARE, THIS IS CURRENTLY THE ONLY VID WITH THEM! She is busy, but I passed the kind words and your message to her! Thanks again!
Really love your editing style this was hilarious to watch
Ayyyy thanks so much. I give the credit to the funny ass friends I play with! I think weekly multiplayer vids will likely start becoming the norm as they are more fun and easier to edit (it’s entertaining listening to them) ahaha
You have the peak California surfer voice
Oh damn, I’ve never gotten this before. I dig it!
This is the first video I found with your channel and it made me laugh harder than I’ve done in a while and I needed that shit lmao
Hell yeah! I’m glad you liked it and I hope all is well with you! I’ve got another coming either today or tomorrow
This is probably the funniest ck3 video I've ever seen this is absolutely hilarious "Magnumer Dong" 🤣
Hey, Magnumer is alllllllllll Astral hahahaha.
this video is proof us men can massively improve our looks simply by having a load of well groomed facial hair
makes sense why we have it....because deep down, were all uggos!
I've never played this game but this deviousness made me lose my mind. 😂😂😂🎉
Hahaha hell yeah! I was just playing a serious game with friends yesterday in the game of thrones mod for CK3 and it was a wild ride. If you’re ever interested in the game feel free to check out my/our discord server.
"She was REALLY into me" 1:51 horror cutaway
How the fuck have I never seen your channel until now? Where have you been for the past several years? I've been subject to so much UA-cam cringe that it feels weird to find someone who's actually funny. Good shit man, you got a sub for life.
For the past several years I’ve been hard at work…honing my craft…and by that I mean pretty much just drinking beer out with friends. Glad you enjoyed!
i said waddia dikshit in australian accent and had myself dead
AAHAHA now you’ve got me doing that same thing
This reminds me of the time that Chinese dude sued his wife because his kids came out ugly and it was because all the plastic surgery she had hid it all.
I’ve never heard of this dude! If he’s got CK3 I want him in my MP sessions. That’s some golden content
@@DaFloove it was some weird ad for plastic surgery which is never talked about and it ended up ruining the woman's modeling career
Sounds like I need to get in touch with whomever created this marketing ploy 😏
@@ShiolaValntn I mean, I would be pretty pissed thinking I'm getting some amazing model and my kids come out with no chin and looking like gumby. haha You got to admit it's the ultimate cold being called ugly disses ever. "You're so ugly I had to literally sue you for damages." My kids look like half eaten apples and I can use the their soft spots for chip condoments...
@ItIsYouAreNotYour ALRIGHT, I AM CLEARLY MISSING SOMETHING HERE. I am gonna do some research and come back when I understand this hahaha
10:42 Swiggy:
👁️👄👁️
She’s always been the main character
dude, great video and all but thank you so much for having such good captions it does not go unnoticed
Thank you! I actually did not do them! Someone was very kind and spent the time to do them! I am glad you enjoyed it
This video randomly popped up in my recommended, and I thought why the hell not, and started eating my pizza. Cue two minutes later I'm fighting for my life trying not to laugh, well played sir.
I’m rooting for you not to choke and die on the pizza! Make me proud!
Hilarious video! This was a lot of fun to watch. Looking forward to more CK3 videos in the future. 😄
Ayyyyy thanks so much! Working on one right now! The single player ones take a lot longer than the multiplayer one did, but I’ll probably be putting out more multiplayer ones as well!
You guys deserve more subs your pretty entertaining for such a small channel!
Ayyyyy thanks so much homie!
Its like Liesuresuit Larry meets Total War
Except our wives are probably much easier to seduce than Larry’s romantic interests - err so my friend says, at least
@@DaFloove yeah, I mean, I've only ever _heard_ of LL, obviously. I didnt _play_ it. Please believe me. Oh god.
"Oh no, it was successful"
Hahaha that was the one where I was thinking “ya know, if I fail this I’m toootally fine with it”
glad you getting more views. loved your stuff since the early days praying for your success man
Hell yeah! Appreciate your support, I’ll get back to working on another!
Damn man you’ve bout doubled in size since I’ve seen one of your videos keep em coming man
Hahaha I haven’t! This vid has done well, but you’ve seen my shit since 2k for sure, my dude! You’re here for every one basically and I’ve been at 2k for ~5 months. Appreciate you always following tho
@@DaFloove8 days later it’s more than doubled, sexy numbers to see my bro! I don’t play this game but enjoyed the vid. Keep it up you’ll blow up 🫡
@Brotherbeef thanks homie! Yeah, it’s always fun when the numbers go up, but it’ll calm down in a bit. Appreciate the support! I’ll try and stay consistent with it all!
what do we learn?
that hair and beard can make everyone look great lol
We learn that there is hope for anyone that can grow beard!
0:25 It's pronounced "deek sheet" 😂
This is the comment I needed most ahahaha
holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in months. I fucking love this.
Hahaha hell yeah! I’ve been editing another multiplayer video tonight and I just hit a part that has me cracking up. Can’t wait for you to check it out
Awesome work genuinely entertaining
Thank you my good homie!
This is just real history hidden by a shitpost
That’s very true. It’s a shame more people don’t know about this very important and interesting time period hahaha
praying for those who are balding or can't grow a beard to hide their face 🙏
Seriously! It’s very true that hair/beard can significantly alter how we look. I’ve had some bad haircuts 😬
minox
14:37 Average Alabama family reunions
Hehe my gf is from Alabama and I’m sure she’ll love this comment 😈
With the beard and hair your guy looks like Kurt Russel.
DUDE I TOTALLY SEE IT AND NOW I CANT GET HIS G DAMN VOICE OUTTA MY HEAD ahahaha
"It broke my heart to put that tumor in her head...."
i dont know anything about crusader kings but this is pretty funny
Ayyyy my dude, thanks so much and I’m glad you enjoyed. Seriously a great thing to hear, and the credit goes to the great people I play with
this is the first video i saw for the channel and i was dying laughing
Haha hell yeah! Glad you enjoyed! Check out some of the more recent multiplayer if you liked this one. They’re all pretty goofy I think, but I am hella biased obviously lol
"I knew Swiggy wasn't my kid!" Man was devastated but unsurprised.
Sending love to all the unwanted Red Wiggums in the world, someone out there cares for you!
Red Wiggums is a prized possession in all courts around the world!
This is just such a top tier premise, love it
Ya? Well, what if I told you that you’re top tier and I love you?
…look, I think we’re moving too fast and need to slow down. I’m sorry!
@@DaFloove what about the kids??
You can turn your back on Swiggy just like that? And Red Wiggy? And Swuggins and Swinkles and even little Waddia Dikshit?
I thought you were a better parent than that
ive been cackling this entire video how do you manage to make this game so entertaining
Just getting goofy and doing weird and different things in CK3 multiplayer will give weird and different interactions lol. Not sure if you play, but I feel like everyone complains about some aspect of CK3, I do have my own wishes, but it’s incredible how differently I play CK3 multiplayer vs singleplayer - I feel like we don’t appreciate the crazy variety of ways to play that CK3 offers
The funniest thing to me is floove looked like Jason Kelce
Ahahaha I can totally see that!
Red Wiggy goes so hard
Red Wiggy was the main character the whole time
I was blatantly ugly irl....
It was chaos💪🏾💯
I refuse to believe this....and if it's true, YOUVE GOTTA BE IN MY NEXT VID
I'm built like a randomly generated character in ark survival so yea😂
So you’re gorgeous?
12:57 I was tabbed going to sleep to this video and thought it was my discord :'(
NOOOOO IM SORRY!!!!
All good man, love you anyway, keep releasing!@@DaFloove
🫡
Some of the best CK3 mp content I’ve seen!
Ayyyyy thanks Dan! Glad you enjoyed it
Not by the hair of my swiggy chin chin.
That’ll be her line before she delivers divine retribution next video
SWIGGY RULES ALL!
Best Character not even close
This is hilarious! I subbed right away! Also your voice is awesome! :)
WHAT! My voice? Thank you. I feel like it's one of those things where everyone feels uncomfortable hearing their own voice/hates their own name...still haven't figured out why the parent's named me Dave Loove. Glad you enjoyed!
Your characters side eye was great 😂
*gives you side eye* thanks!
I barely understand this game but I'm sending this to anyone who asks what this game is like because i know in my soul this is the purest representation
Sleeping with your friend’s wives in multiplayer? Noooooooooo. No way. It can’t be 🦭🫵🏼🫡😊😁
5:55 is wild dog 😂
Ima have to rewatch hahaha. BUT I BELIEVE YOU!
This was great, you guys were all pretty funny. Subbed!
ayyyy thanks, just dropped a new vid 10 min ago lol
The way I couldn’t stop laughing all the time from this video! 😂 And I just met your channel too! 😂
Ayyy I’m glad you enjoyed it!
Never seen this game. Never heard of it. Stayed for comedy, yall funny.
Ayyy appreciate it! This is honestly the best comment I/we could receive I think - turning a map staring game into something else
Never seen this game before, quite funny content. ;3
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it - we certainly play in strange and stupid ways!
He's built like charles manson with the beard and the jawless Darth Malak from star wars without.
DO NOT make me play KOTOR again.....it's too good
@@DaFloove have you played the sequel at all? Heard that one's good but a bit rushed. Or the MMO game
Instantly subbed, the hidden chin shall prevail
Thank you. TOGETHER WE SHALL SHOW THE WORLD THE POWER OF THE HIDDEN CHIN AND ALL ITS GLORY
@@DaFloove the shrouded clavicle
@@FangedBaby99 we shell unleash the cleft calamity. Funny enough, my next character’s got a massive chin and a crater of a dimple. I’ll post that on Wednesday I think
tbf this is what i assume every guy with a big beard looks like
Like….like a dikshit?
I dont play this game but this was hilarious
Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed it
Man this was hilarious! Had a good time watching this xD
Ayyyy glad you enjoyed!
sea of thieves looking characters 😭
Hahaha that’s true. Hopefully the quests in this game are a bit more entertaining for me (I really struggled to play outside of ship battles)
man i could see this prank a thousand times its great
id love to see one where the secretly "beautiful" ones are the only major seducers around
Haha dude! I was just playing with another creator for a video I just came out with and they asked the same thing; “when is secretly beautiful coming out?”
"Oh no, I got it. I definitely got it."
AHAHAHA The beard + ugliness covered it up
This shit was hilarious and I haven't played Crusader Kings before 🤣🤣🤣
Haha hell yeah! Glad you enjoyed it
I dont know how this got into my recommended, but I'm here for it, lol!
Haha glad you checked it out! It was a weird one!
Fuckin' subbed. Funniest CK3 video I've seen in ages.
Ayyyyy thanks. Credit goes to all the discord friends in it. They were hilarious
Ck3 coop seems so fun. Would kill for other women to play with this way
Are you wanting women to make stuff like this or do you want to play with women in similar ways? We’ve got a pretty chill discord that we try to keep respectable. Anyone is able to join so long as they are civil and nice about things. We could start trying to develop more CK3 women games/maybe a section for them to hold games. Won’t lie though, it is currently very male dominated. I also know HeyCara has a group that I would imagine has a higher female presence
@@DaFloove hey, thanks for the info! Yeah, I just generally prefer to play with other girls myself, but yeah, it's a male sphere hahah. I like watching content made by anybody tho. I'll check it out! Thanks again