Learning Life Lessons From Fake Celebrity Quotes
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
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"it's all shits and giggle until someone giggles and shits"
- my dad Brad Pitt
No my dad Nicolas cage said that, you're lying
💯
got this to 420 likes
Boi what the hell boi
funniest thing about this is my dad got a buzzcut a few years ago and looked like brad pitt and people in stores would ask for pictures before realizing hes just.. a guy?
Ah yes, monks. Well known for valuing money and other material goods.
For sure you know monks are all about that money that’s why the live such minimal lives lol
@@kyatonic1 spend hours everyday meditating on getting that bag 💰💰
This reminds me of those pictures of monks carrying heavy machine guns.
@@Kyran1996 care to elaborate 😭
@@plutoxln - I saw some pictures of monks holding heavy machine guns. I think they were on a basketball court or in a gym or something.
"You can't be a ninja if you're a virgin."
-Kurtis Conner
@@yiik710 thank you!!! I'm usually so good about your vs you're but my brain simply decided to not work 😩
The only inspirational quote I’ll ever need is “us” -Nickisnotgreen
thats what he said!
Inspiring!
ah i remember when he said us
you know he said us joke? plus thats what she said? i m so unfunny lol
Why so serious?
I remember during English class.. the rules of APA citation states that when quoting a person, you must specify it is a quote by encircling it with a blue calligraphy pen tool on your notes app.
That's right, yeah. You get extra credit if the blue pen is also a glitter pen.
I think we were doing MLA format because you just had to have a blue verified checkmark
"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Minimalism is just how far rich people can spread their stuff out” - Me
Dang bro has anyone ever told u ur like kinda deep? 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 lol but fr tho, ur quote was actually better than any of the fake ones in the video
“Damn” - me
That Will Smith quote is madd ironic cuz bro hasn’t stopped talkin bout his relationship problems with Jada dis whole month😭
to be fair it has been Jada who's been airing out their marital issues, not him 💀
Yeah, like that guy up there said ⬆️, it’s Jada with the blabbermouth
She has a talk show with her daughter and mom where they talk about issues. He's been on it and talked about very private things. But then most of these "quotes" are the polar opposite of what the person would say.
When people say “just work your dream job stupid!” Okay. Yeah. Sure. Let me just go do that. Like I wouldn’t be doing that now.
My problem is there is nothing I like so much that I'd want to do it 9-5 7 days a week
it’s acting like ppl in poverty are just lazy or unmotivated and that’s... a no. poverty is p much made to trap you in it. the “work your dream job” is nice n all, but the sourness of the world is that that’s not attainable to a lot of people.
@@sleepyqueer that’s exactly how I feel right now. Like I wanna do UA-cam and content overall for a living but I literally cannot stop working or I will not be able to do much of anything. And it’s hard to make the most and best content because I have no time or energy after a week of work.
@@1sleepyguy42o I completely agree. Having a passion is great but even then you should only do that and be obligated to do it to live
My dream job is taking money from billionaires without the threat of legal repercussions. Guess I should just look into that and do it.
"Marriage is for life. Don't give up." - Rachel Hollis
LOLLLLL
When I'm on my grind, I never wipe after taking a dump. That itch I get a few minutes afterwards is just my grind energy flowing through me.
Not you’re really on your grind I could never
Hey, a milli(second) saved is a milli(ion dollars) earned, amirite?
it's simple bioenergetics, like barking in your office cubicle when you're low energy
"workers should own the means of production" - Rina Sawayama
“If you have been brutally broken but still have the courage to be gentle to other living beings, then you're a badass with a heart of an angel.” actual Keanu Reeves quote.
Wait I love this
monks are actually just really well-paid furniture movers
someone needs to tell the person who made the "monk mode" one that a lot of monks give up money when becoming monks, so you know.... don't have money to stack
I'm pretty sure monks reject worldly possessions and rely on the community more, so they would not be hoarding stacks of money 😭
I'm so glad we are slowly getting out of this weird "self-help" and dumb quote era. Privilege has to be acknowledged and this whole if you don't "make it" is somehow on you not believing or trying enough.
"I worked super hard, (at a 300k a year position for my parents company) and lived in a small house (rent free, one of the parents investments). I started a property development company with only 4 dollars,( and a 70 million dollar trust fund. )Its easy, anyone can do it"
- Every successful under 30 interview in a business mag ever
“I wonder what ifunnys up to” LMFAO no Nick stay away from it
“If you ain’t stackin money, then you ain’t gettin this, honey.” -Audrey Hepburn
"You will never be critisized by somebody doing better than you" said the man, and all the times rich old mayo republicans told me i am not living the way life is supposed to be lived just vanished
Elon Musk doesn't even care about his kids, yet this internet quote makes me want to believe he is a good father.
"Elon Musk doesn't even care about his kids, yet this internet quote makes me want to believe he is a good father"
-Harry Styles
“I believe in what Harry wants to believe after reading this internet quote”
- Tom Cruise
@@Lucaz99 'Holy shit Tom Cruise??? I'm literally your biggest fan' -Jennifer Aniston
@@cool-zd3ev "Hey Jen, are you free this weekend?"
- Gunther
@@swpolitical hi guys
-Winston
Dudes will get mad hyped reading these quotes just to turn around and scroll through IG some more
I completely forgot iFunny existed... feels like a fever dream
3:08 this one is funny because the smiths family literally had a show where he and his wife discussed about their marriage publicly and also a few days ago he came out saying his had thought about k!lling his father 😭
UM THAT LAST PART-
lmao i forgot about that last part, celebrities r wild truly a spectacle of modern capitalism
@@lovesick3317 ahh right the having it in context makes sense
my dad hates mark wahlberg more than anyone because he feels like so little people know about the hate crime thing. i feel like i should show him this video, it'd probably make him really happy!
Yeah, I legit never hear anyone mention it. Meanwhile every single time I ever see something about Mark Wahlberg, I think of his hate crimes.
But somehow "cancel culture" is ruining celebrities' careers, right??? /s
Honestly he’s not that great of an actor
That “bye” at the end was so inspiring
I’m going monk mode for sure, but in more of like a Tony Shalhoub way than anything.
It's a blessing and a curse
You can tell these quotes are legit and true because they have a blue check next to the posters name :)
“that’s what he’s known for! elon musk, the good father.” this is one of my fave videos you’ve made recently homie lmaoooo
“He said Us” -Jeff Goldblum
Go Monk Mode:
Okay. I'll become a former cop who can barely function due to OCD but is still is one of the greatest detectives to ever live.
Solid advice.
people with privileges: just do this thing i did with my privilege!
"it's better to cúm in your sink than to sink in your cúm" - Master Oogway
maybe tmi idk but I am going through a breakup w my fiance an I havent been able to do anything or eat or sleep. I was suggested to eatch something to help an I picked this video an it honestly had me laughing some an feeling less sad. The divorce break up picture kinda had me pause an do a little cry but overall I love this video. I love your content. Thank you for being able to brighten my day some.
I'm sorry to hear that ❤ I can't imagine how hard it is. I'm glad you're doing things to make you feel a bit better, looking after yourself is all you need to do right now. I hope you find more pockets of happiness everyday ❤❤
"A good woman knows her worth" sounds a bit too much like "a good woman knows her place." Idk, just feels gross in this context.
1:17 not A hate crime, multiple hate crimes, he assaulted several people
before i watch this video i would just like to say that opening your school issued chromebook at lunch and seeing that nick posted a video 17 minutes ago is the best feeling
I'm going monk mode but only because I'm keeping everything on my desk perpendicular and refusing to shake anyone's hand
The surprise attack at the end tho didn’t expect that coming
If that page really went Monk Mode, they would stop talking
“you are a saucy boy.”
- Billy Shakespeare
always look forward to watching your vids :) they never get repetitive and i always look forward to seeing whatever new thing ur talking about. your vids are definitely one of my fav parts of my days.
since it's november, i'm thankful for the youtube algorithm for never letting me miss a second channel video from the moment i subscribed
3:06; WHAT?!?WILL SMITH -“PRIVATE”? I’m not even a fan but his wife broadcasts TMI 24/7 from that RedTable- I know Way more personal details I’m comfortable with frankly. How did a website with the easiest job- (to lie) find the WORST liar - and hire him?
IM GONNA ABSOLUTELY FREAKING MONK MODE
lets go monk mode boys 💯💯
yeah i remember when the dalai lama said "the path to nirvana is paved in heavy shit and stacks of cash"
“Oh word?” - Me
“y’all secretly don’t like me, i openly don’t give a fuck” -jesus
all the real quotes from elon musk are like "im pickle rick!! lol" and "im basically a big child who has infinite money from blood diamonds and manipulating the crypto market to sink into my hobbies but please mistake that for intelligence"
I want to be as hopeful and gullible as the commenters in these insta pages
Sorry, but who’s in you pfp?
@@Star_Girl96 it's yoo joonghyuk from omniscient reader's point of view!
@@bunnies9335 tysm
Side note.. monks aren’t allowed to keep money. They renounce all worldly pursuits and possessions (including money) when they take monastic vows. Some religions or monasteries allow them to have a very small allowance in order to pay for personal care items, but it’s generally less then like $50 a month. Even that is rare though, as most monasteries will provide everything they need.
U always look like u just woke up from a hangover in the most handsome way possible 🙏
This is basically you throwing shade at celebrities and I'm here for that.
Lol i mean not rly tho…
5:20 that’s true, bmws are mad cool, my absolute dream car is a 1992 e34 525ix touring,
If you aren't day trading even while driving, you aren't grustle grindsetting hard enough, beta.
the RWJ transition activates neurons i didnt know i had
I think we can all learn something from something Abraham Lincoln didn’t say
"What this guy above me just said yesterday"
- Abraham Lincoln
Keanu Reeves is Canadian, it’s literally a part of our culture to apologize when we haven’t done anything wrong. They didn’t even try to make that one realistic
This is a little weird but Nick should do more videos standing up :)
You're growing on me... I'm gradually starting to enjoy your videos.
man i swear two of my favorite youtubers posts at the same time
WHAT MAGIC IS THIS???!!!11!1 ( you and another one )
Did you just hit me with a freaking =3 transition
mann, i have assignments to do but..
I SHOULD BE SEEING SOME USEFUL DAMN QUOTES/ADVICE FROM CELEBRITIESSS /s 😍
Okay but like that "any care you don't have a payment on" thing, not only is it a dumb thing to call cool but it is actually also bad advice from a financial standpoint.
nick i catch your videos ever day less than five minutes after being posted bc i love you♥️
going monk mode fr
having a hard time mental health wise and these daily videos are really helping :)
I do feel an emotion! Thanks Nick!
Ya know I really don’t like people who act like it’s so easy to just do what you really want as if nothings stopping me like I don’t know maybe the fact I need to eat and a place to live and electricity that’s require a job and not the kind in your dreams
I look forward to your videos every day, thanks nick!
i don’t wipe my ass bc ion let shit bother me - George W. Bush
In all seriousness, don’t forget mantras. Very important to the spiritual life of a monk, if anyone is actually interested.
The one that helped me most was the OG of mantras. I guess it’s popular for a reason.
OM MANI PADME HUM.
Or in English: -Hail, the jewel in the lotus- Do you even lift, bro?
Not going monk mode but I will return to monkeey mode
As a Buddhist one of the 10 rules of being a monk is not touching money 💀
So you can save it duh
“Sus”
-Sussy baka
I bet this page is a hit with the MLM girlies
Loving your channel more and more every day 😊
swagnotes has evolved
All Lies: Green is indeed! Nick
That Robin Williams quote... Is a line from my favourite film. Technically they're not wrong, Robin did say it. But it was a paid, scripted line 😂
If you're reading this, watch Worlds Greatest Dad!
"Any car you don't have a payment on" so all my beaters that could barely run were cool just because I had no way to afford something better? K
you and my HTHAZE are no joke my fav UA-cams and your friends!!!!
Not the =3 record scratch sound transition
seeing the word "monk" makes me listen to Underwater Temple Underwater Monk on loop for an hour brb nick
ok im back
5:49 actually, I think they're talking about the motherlode cheat code in Sims
“You told me to play BASKETBALL!" -K.C(Degrassi: The Next Generation)
Lol 50K a year is "cool"?
More like "living check to check" and our cost of living isn't even high compared to bigger cities...
the ray william johnson transition makes me feel like i belong here
I was gonna go Sicko mode for the next 6 months but I guess Ill go Monk mode, lift heavy furniture and get a hernia.
we say 100k college debt is cool so we feel better about the fact that we're 100k in debt :,)
I don’t think I’ve heard anyone say “yeah I’m like 100k in debt I’m just that cool”
My boss is way better off than me but criticizes me all the time
loved the ray william johnson reference in the editing
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"-Justin Bieber
im going MONK MODE for the rest of my life!
time for us to file a libel lawsuit on behalf of keanu reeves, hes done so much for us its time to give back
Monks are actually known for lifting heavy piles of cash
You know what, I'm going for it. MONK MODE 💯
That's right guys, if you want to be cool simply don't be in debt, what's not clicking
MONK MODE ACTIVATED