Time stamps my babies! 1:54 H3 Podcast/bathroom story 7:16 YEAAAAHHHHHHH 14:54 “I don’t know” 16:43 Area 51/Naruto Running 21:45 Running/Falling Down 34:40 New Emojis/Hot Dog Day 41:19 Cleared out the garage 44:15 Finnish guy throws up in mouth/Puking Fails 53:17 Twitter Questions. You’re welcome :)
Did my day suck today? Yess. Did I wake up later than I wanted to? Yess. Did I go to work today and work my butt off? Yess. And did it blow? Yess. Did I watch this podcast? Yess. And did it make my day? Yes. Chris, you’re killin it #lovethebabies
CannaClarawrr that’s a good thing! People from iowa come up with the most intuitive, lucrative, ingenious things you will ever comprehend (the music man from Mason City, iowa)
@@jorgeo1492 Ate it up real quick but I got my car keys stuck in my car cuz I have goldfish memory heehhhhh... I called my friend and now we're sitting here trying to figure out how to open it.
@@seewendy1 i think the point is moreso that the government/military (or whoever operates area 51) wouldn't mow down 1.5 million US citizens because the backlash would be the end of area 51...
real is real YYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH Keepin it gangsta featuring Chris Daddy D’Elia: Eh’s’saharah when you fly you get so dry Toliet seat covers rubbin against your thighs Strangling alligators Metamucil for alll the hatersssssss
Watch, someone in LA will open a new restaurant called "10s Only" and will literally have a door man judging peoples looks before they can come in and eat.
Time stamps: 0:00 - Intro 1:52 - H3 podcast and shitting dry 5:46 - Public bathroom etiquette and using the women's restroom 16:41 - Area 51 and Naruto running 27:12 - Ad reads 33:54 - Lance Bass cameo 34:37 - New Apple emojis 39:08 - World Hot Dog Day and what is it like to be a guy 44:15 - Puking fails 53:15 - Questions from Twitter You’re never wrong if you love and help people. Take care babies.
One of thee best episodes of congratulations yet, and I’ve listened/watched all of em so don’t try to spit in a balloon and send it my way because I know what I’m talking about.
Dude, when he does the bit about the new emojis, it's like he really didnt see how this was going to be a bit, but just rolled with it, and in turn, had me laughing my ass off. This is why D'Elias the GOAT. Just nonstop comedy, intentional and unintentional. Man...too funny
"And there's an emoji of a crossing guard vest and that's it....and that's VERY important because....why the fuck would you ever need to use that emoji?" 🤣🤣🤣
Laughing my whole fucking ass off watching this alone at a pub on vacation in England. This man is my hero. His existence brings me more joy than i feel like i can express 😂 i literally can't stop laughing.
Am I on holiday? Yes, should I be sight seeing? Yes, am I going to watch this instead of staring at beautiful historic buildings and landscapes? Absofuckinloutley
Hey Chris, like the podcast so far, seen you in the store buying some Just For Men the other day and you didn't say hi, but that's cool... I'll still watch.
duuude love your podcast...i have been catching up on old podcasts so much that now i watched them all and i am around clock waiting for your new ones... u r hilarious brosef... keep being u
Jesus Christ that guy who took the Instagram vid had to have some balls to do a Grand Slam at Denny's like that saying "I'm here with my Grandpappy" implying that Chris is getting old hahaha xD
Time stamps my babies!
1:54 H3 Podcast/bathroom story
7:16 YEAAAAHHHHHHH
14:54 “I don’t know”
16:43 Area 51/Naruto Running
21:45 Running/Falling Down
34:40 New Emojis/Hot Dog Day
41:19 Cleared out the garage
44:15 Finnish guy throws up in mouth/Puking Fails
53:17 Twitter Questions.
You’re welcome :)
Please keep doing this it is very much appreciated by the babies
Wasnt he on the h3 podcast quite a while ago? Like a few months
I'm so disrespectful I wasent gonna even say thank you
papa bless
Luis Garcia awesome dude thanks!
Dude I'm 24 years old, and you're STILL younger than me!
Omelaniuk 24?? Change it!
I just turned 22 lol
@@podcastclous2583 fuck you
Jack Burney yea fuck that guy right?
@@Noname-lk2ol @clearcoatpaint
Did my day suck today? Yess. Did I wake up later than I wanted to? Yess. Did I go to work today and work my butt off? Yess. And did it blow? Yess. Did I watch this podcast? Yess. And did it make my day? Yes.
Chris, you’re killin it
#lovethebabies
John Duncan this is Chris’s mom he’s at the opera. Taking a shit, bye.
9 minutes in and so far he's talked about the time twice, made fart noises, discussed taking a shit and played a handful of sound effects. A+ 😂
that's called "filler", cuz babies are s'dumb ...
Did he ask and answer his own questions? Yes.
He has graduated from the school of Brian Redban
Read this right at the 9 minute mark why does that shit always happen😂
and im out. :)
The irony of you shiting on Albuquerque and then having to be there for a movie! 😂
Thank you for pointing out the irony, i didn't realize it was ironic. I was just laughing cuz poop jokes
Hey Albuquerque is like having to spend the summer at your abusive grandmas house, it’s awful
mattysixx hey guy, stoo much, relax Kay
@@mattysixx
Woah, Why S'mad guy? Not Rad. Not Rad At all dude.
Shiting. Almost as bad as Lownd and Clear.
Can you get Stanley Lettuce on the podcast, please?
I have had "le-too-chee" stuck in my head since that podcast and CURSES! I keep saying it/singing it to the tune of Shipoopi from the Music Man xD
@@clarabellen lmfao whyyyyy, s'dumb duuude
CannaClarawrr that’s a good thing! People from iowa come up with the most intuitive, lucrative, ingenious things you will ever comprehend (the music man from Mason City, iowa)
@@mzc102908 I respectfully disagree.
@@BryWy i didn't ask you....s'weird
Did I teach a whole class in this voice? Yes.
Did my students hate it? Yes!
Am I going to stop soon? No!
ironic cause copying someone's voice is the ultimate cuda move
@@doomermode7829 oh ya, is cuda just something you made up on your own?
@@Guyinhisvan gotttiiiiiiim
@@Guyinhisvan I do disagree with the ! On the no though
@@VanGoHAF that's pretty fair.
Am I watching this on the toilet? Yes,,Is the smell unbearable?,,Yes,,,Am I going to enjoy this episode anyway?,,YES
Courtesy flush for your fellow citizens
Me too!
As im shitting. Thank you.
Adam Cagle lol, I’m taking a shit rn.
Let's go shit babys
"If piss touches by thighs, I'm livin" lmao
I've been laughing at the csi opener for years. Glad to know I'm not the only one that found it hilarious.
Here to have a silly goose time and that’s it, DUDE
"I was listening to my brother's podcast, Mentally is Confused"
That's what I heard, too 😂
Lmao
@@amanda022
Same
Heard that too! Lol
hahahaha thought the same thing
"No he can't come out he's at the Opera"...
Fuckn killed me
“He’s at the opera” I’m crying 😂😂😂😂
JUST sat down at a Denny's by myself to get a grand slam and Chris comes through with the podcast
Are u done yet?
@@jorgeo1492 Ate it up real quick but I got my car keys stuck in my car cuz I have goldfish memory heehhhhh... I called my friend and now we're sitting here trying to figure out how to open it.
Update: I picked my lock. It's all good
Eh s'lonely
@@michaelh.2666 Nah. Just wanted to enjoy my food in peace
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU BABIES KNOW YOU HAVE ALREADY TOLD THE STORY ON THE PODCAST ABOUT THE TOILET.
oopppssss CAPS TOO LATE TO TURN BACK NOW MY BABBIESS
s'tru
I just commented about this. It's basically a repeated episode. De ja vu
so the h3 podcast he talked about was the one thats already out for like a month or theres another one coming??
For a moment, I thought I were watching an old episode.
S'confused
* picks up 1st paper *
This Podcast has been brought to you by the Cash App
* throws away paper *
"Do you know how many of you they can stop?! 👋✋👋✋ .. all of you" 😂😂😂
Eastwood Fps the fact that people don’t realize that is hilarious 😂
@@seewendy1 i think the point is moreso that the government/military (or whoever operates area 51) wouldn't mow down 1.5 million US citizens because the backlash would be the end of area 51...
This podcast is like being in a malfunctioning time machine
Lauren W lmao ikr I feel like he recorded this like a month ago
@@spedwillbefamous Google podcasts says that this podcast was recorded a month ago.
BRO HAVE BRYAN CALLEN ON FFS. Fr tho if you have any other guest pleaseeee make it be Bryan. Y’all have the best banter in comedy, EVER.
Man one of your best episodes...thanks for making up my day Chris 🤣🤣
Recently really started listening and this is my first episode where I understood most of the inside jokes. I love it
"IT'S NOT HOW HARD YOU FALL, BUT HOW QUICKLY YOU GET UP" - Chris D'Elia at 23:41
chris delia tells the same stories for an hour straight
alyssa corley Aaaand whats the prob??
Is that what you think?? Change it!!
real is real YYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH
Keepin it gangsta featuring Chris Daddy D’Elia:
Eh’s’saharah when you fly you get so dry
Toliet seat covers rubbin against your thighs
Strangling alligators
Metamucil for alll the hatersssssss
Today is my Birthday, all I wanted was a congratulations podcast, thank you Chris, thank you
S'go blow on some fire
This guy is predicting the past with nearly 100% accuracy! How does he do it?!
adamd it’s the shoulders
ever since i started watching this i say “and it’s ok” i also “and now i’m mad” or “am i made, yes” “is that ok yes”
Same. Plus I end almost every sentence with “you know?”
"I swear it's been 3 minutes and it's been 5!?"
Nothing’s more New Jersey than Florida
Who else gives the video a thumbs up before even watching?
TRUEST BABIES
The babiest of babies
Only true babies
Mindless Babies.Like a trained mice running to his food bowl when he hears a bell.
Well we all know ss’gunna Curush
U got damn right
Watch, someone in LA will open a new restaurant called "10s Only" and will literally have a door man judging peoples looks before they can come in and eat.
Jim Madden or it’s full of sex offenders....
can ya be a 10 standing at 5’1 @ 30 years old? also, if not, Im just walking in through his legs...incognito.
I was sick, but I watched an episode of Congratulations and I am now healed. Thank you Chris... got me rollin errrrr time! 😂
Keep doing your thing Chris your killing it. Your delivery is perfect.
Time stamps:
0:00 - Intro
1:52 - H3 podcast and shitting dry
5:46 - Public bathroom etiquette and using the women's restroom
16:41 - Area 51 and Naruto running
27:12 - Ad reads
33:54 - Lance Bass cameo
34:37 - New Apple emojis
39:08 - World Hot Dog Day and what is it like to be a guy
44:15 - Puking fails
53:15 - Questions from Twitter
You’re never wrong if you love and help people. Take care babies.
One of thee best episodes of congratulations yet, and I’ve listened/watched all of em so don’t try to spit in a balloon and send it my way because I know what I’m talking about.
i absolutely love these older episodes
You had me dying picturing that type of falling. Drunks and chicks in high heels love that move
I like that you change shirts for the commercial reads! Helps to fast forward....
Dude, when he does the bit about the new emojis, it's like he really didnt see how this was going to be a bit, but just rolled with it, and in turn, had me laughing my ass off. This is why D'Elias the GOAT. Just nonstop comedy, intentional and unintentional. Man...too funny
"And there's an emoji of a crossing guard vest and that's it....and that's VERY important because....why the fuck would you ever need to use that emoji?" 🤣🤣🤣
Pre-recorded this about a month ago ehhh? S'cuda
recorded July 17th, released a month later?
very strange
It feels like a reup but it isn't woah man
Mohamed Fadlalla I know lmaoo
They probably put this one up because I imagine he's busy with the shoot
Laughing my whole fucking ass off watching this alone at a pub on vacation in England. This man is my hero. His existence brings me more joy than i feel like i can express 😂 i literally can't stop laughing.
m'fellow babiessss! no crapola i'm here for a silly goose time and THAT'S IT
My 2 year old daughter loves your work 👌
did i throw up?..yes
will i keep going?.. yes
will my shoulders go for weeks?..No
you're laugh gives me all the happiness
Somebody missed the controversy about Beter help! Lol.
45:29
Greatest thing and greatest reaction EVER. LOL.
I'm not even laughing, I'm hacking and coughing in glee
"Top 5 puking fails"
Me: puts down food and grabs a water and zofran before continuing
I always just listened to the audio and never realized as the musics playing in the beginning that Chris is sitting down
I love it when you go on the H3Podcast. That was actually how I found out about your shit, man.
As long as mystery liquid doesn't go into any holes on my body, bring it on. All surface moisture is a go.
This is definitely something Theo Von would say.
Chris is top dog for waiting exactly 30 seconds to open with the word "Shit" to avoid being demonetized. 👌👌👌
Sooooo... Has the society of topographical maps asked you to ease up abit on those shoulders so they don't have to go and change everything?
I took a shot everytime the "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" came up. I'm very very drunk right now.
I died at the bit about "Tommy, the Throw up guy"
Am I on holiday? Yes, should I be sight seeing? Yes, am I going to watch this instead of staring at beautiful historic buildings and landscapes? Absofuckinloutley
"hes at the opera" LMFAO
Hey Chris, like the podcast so far, seen you in the store buying some Just For Men the other day and you didn't say hi, but that's cool... I'll still watch.
Lol why would he say hi to you? S'entitled
Yeah I seen him from Ireland where I live dude s'true story
duuude love your podcast...i have been catching up on old podcasts so much that now i watched them all and i am around clock waiting for your new ones... u r hilarious brosef... keep being u
Cookies N Cream Check out Ten Minute Podcast as well.. It was ahead of its time.
Dude, his scatological sound effects are fucking underrated and they're ridiculously good
i did that old face app to bryan callen and it was just a grave lmao
Love how he roasts callen 😆
EPISODE NAME ORIGIN: 0:35 - Lownd and Clear
Having this ep as recommandation
"I look like Logan on heroine." I dead lol
I love how concerned he is at 21:13
The Area 51 Seinfeld bit was gold
"i know they deserve it, because i know theyre all theo von fans" i died lmao
sometimes when i'm at a food court and look around at everyone eating i start laughing super hard
strangling alligators is the best scatological euphemism ever
Rachel Dunzweiler you don't think he meant he jerked it?
20:26 What song is that again? I loved that one as a kid.
EverythingisFire more human than human by white zombie
@@zyntimidator2730 Ahh, thanks! Song would fire me up when I would hear it on the radio.
Rewatching.... ring and the bing? HAHAHAHA
"i did the app on bryan and it showed me a coffin" LMFAO
38:10 Im dying
Just arrived in Mallorca for holiday. Opened a beer. Bout to get in shower, oh and a new congrats podcast to listen to in shower. Fuck yes.
That Brinks Truck soundbyte keeps getting funnier each time
This just in, CHRIS D'ELIA RETAKES THE THRONE!
I love when he says My Babies. Also his he’s so much funnier on podcast then his stand up how is that a thing idk but loveeee him just talking.
Am I early because I dont have a life? Or am I just a true baby
YEEEAHHHHHHHHHH
both. it's both
Nah u good
Its all gravy baby
Not sure if I'm more of a fan of you or H3 but I'm glad the crossover happens frequently
My granpappy just bought a trailer in FL. He's from May's Landing, NJ with a large belly
Yo I knew Sayreville would one day make it to Congratulations LMAOOO Sayreville gang out here.
Dude these video graphics n shit are so fucking funny. Makes the podcast better and better.
Each episode is better than the last
I wasn't ready for the YYEEEAAAAAAHHHH text. Im used to the podcast. Too funny.
Samesies!!: RETURN "Am I watching this on the toilet? Yes - -Is the smell unbearable? - -Yes - - -Am I going to enjoy this episode anyway? - -YES"
JULY 17th!? this episode was banked for a minute lmao
Has this episode played before? I am worried I'm loosing my mind because I've already watched this one.
Yes he said it was hot dog day on the day of recording which was the 17th july
Oh.
Straight from talking about how nice he felt seeing comments on the podcast to "Also my butthole hurts!" LMAO
Opie and Anthony did the CSI bit with Patrice and it was amazing lol
You are my new fav comedian. 😜 your hilarious
6:26 way better than "my hands are tied now"
That yeaaaahhhhhh part.....I peed with laughter.
I laughed.... This was hilarious.
Jesus Christ that guy who took the Instagram vid had to have some balls to do a Grand Slam at Denny's like that saying "I'm here with my Grandpappy" implying that Chris is getting old hahaha xD
"I want that guy to be my father"😂😂😂
The stall story was great 😂
Chris D'Elia 4 President!
I have never been so interested in someone talking about bathrooms 😁😳😁 at this point I'm convinced I'd listen to anything you talk about 😍
Let me get to that cabin and find cases of arrowhead, I will immediately turn round.
The Area 51 bit was awesome.