Lownd and Clear (134) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @GarciaCapital
    @GarciaCapital 5 років тому +100

    Time stamps my babies!
    1:54 H3 Podcast/bathroom story
    7:16 YEAAAAHHHHHHH
    14:54 “I don’t know”
    16:43 Area 51/Naruto Running
    21:45 Running/Falling Down
    34:40 New Emojis/Hot Dog Day
    41:19 Cleared out the garage
    44:15 Finnish guy throws up in mouth/Puking Fails
    53:17 Twitter Questions.
    You’re welcome :)

    • @doot5456
      @doot5456 5 років тому +5

      Please keep doing this it is very much appreciated by the babies

    • @L8-APEX
      @L8-APEX 5 років тому +1

      Wasnt he on the h3 podcast quite a while ago? Like a few months

    • @knarfdog8313
      @knarfdog8313 5 років тому +5

      I'm so disrespectful I wasent gonna even say thank you

    • @maclendy
      @maclendy 5 років тому +1

      papa bless

    • @thomasaa1361
      @thomasaa1361 5 років тому +2

      Luis Garcia awesome dude thanks!

  • @JakeyOhsogood
    @JakeyOhsogood 5 років тому +276

    Dude I'm 24 years old, and you're STILL younger than me!

    • @pickles94
      @pickles94 5 років тому +5

      Omelaniuk 24?? Change it!

    • @podcastclous2583
      @podcastclous2583 5 років тому

      I just turned 22 lol

    • @TheSeedform
      @TheSeedform 5 років тому +8

      @@podcastclous2583 fuck you

    • @Noname-lk2ol
      @Noname-lk2ol 5 років тому

      Jack Burney yea fuck that guy right?

    • @TheSeedform
      @TheSeedform 5 років тому

      @@Noname-lk2ol @clearcoatpaint

  • @Everythingisgonna_beok
    @Everythingisgonna_beok 5 років тому +117

    Did my day suck today? Yess. Did I wake up later than I wanted to? Yess. Did I go to work today and work my butt off? Yess. And did it blow? Yess. Did I watch this podcast? Yess. And did it make my day? Yes.
    Chris, you’re killin it
    #lovethebabies

    • @jdavis234
      @jdavis234 5 років тому +3

      John Duncan this is Chris’s mom he’s at the opera. Taking a shit, bye.

  • @cheezedadada
    @cheezedadada 5 років тому +232

    9 minutes in and so far he's talked about the time twice, made fart noises, discussed taking a shit and played a handful of sound effects. A+ 😂

    • @joshuamullaney195
      @joshuamullaney195 5 років тому +5

      that's called "filler", cuz babies are s'dumb ...

    • @SchmittyWerbenJagermanJensen
      @SchmittyWerbenJagermanJensen 5 років тому +10

      Did he ask and answer his own questions? Yes.

    • @andrewnelson1375
      @andrewnelson1375 5 років тому +1

      He has graduated from the school of Brian Redban

    • @brinenstiles8581
      @brinenstiles8581 5 років тому +1

      Read this right at the 9 minute mark why does that shit always happen😂

    • @emjay2d
      @emjay2d 5 років тому +1

      and im out. :)

  • @Carfeu
    @Carfeu 5 років тому +263

    The irony of you shiting on Albuquerque and then having to be there for a movie! 😂

    • @shustyrackleford_710
      @shustyrackleford_710 5 років тому +13

      Thank you for pointing out the irony, i didn't realize it was ironic. I was just laughing cuz poop jokes

    • @49ERSoverEVERYBODY
      @49ERSoverEVERYBODY 5 років тому +1

      Hey Albuquerque is like having to spend the summer at your abusive grandmas house, it’s awful

    • @49ERSoverEVERYBODY
      @49ERSoverEVERYBODY 5 років тому +3

      mattysixx hey guy, stoo much, relax Kay

    • @bobbybush1750
      @bobbybush1750 5 років тому

      @@mattysixx
      Woah, Why S'mad guy? Not Rad. Not Rad At all dude.

    • @skeezeball89
      @skeezeball89 5 років тому +1

      Shiting. Almost as bad as Lownd and Clear.

  • @BryWy
    @BryWy 5 років тому +172

    Can you get Stanley Lettuce on the podcast, please?

    • @clarabellen
      @clarabellen 5 років тому +8

      I have had "le-too-chee" stuck in my head since that podcast and CURSES! I keep saying it/singing it to the tune of Shipoopi from the Music Man xD

    • @mzc102908
      @mzc102908 5 років тому +1

      @@clarabellen lmfao whyyyyy, s'dumb duuude

    • @pickles94
      @pickles94 5 років тому +1

      CannaClarawrr that’s a good thing! People from iowa come up with the most intuitive, lucrative, ingenious things you will ever comprehend (the music man from Mason City, iowa)

    • @BryWy
      @BryWy 5 років тому +1

      @@mzc102908 I respectfully disagree.

    • @mzc102908
      @mzc102908 5 років тому

      @@BryWy i didn't ask you....s'weird

  • @Guyinhisvan
    @Guyinhisvan 5 років тому +40

    Did I teach a whole class in this voice? Yes.
    Did my students hate it? Yes!
    Am I going to stop soon? No!

    • @doomermode7829
      @doomermode7829 5 років тому

      ironic cause copying someone's voice is the ultimate cuda move

    • @Guyinhisvan
      @Guyinhisvan 5 років тому +12

      @@doomermode7829 oh ya, is cuda just something you made up on your own?

    • @VanGoHAF
      @VanGoHAF 5 років тому +4

      @@Guyinhisvan gotttiiiiiiim

    • @VanGoHAF
      @VanGoHAF 5 років тому +1

      @@Guyinhisvan I do disagree with the ! On the no though

    • @Guyinhisvan
      @Guyinhisvan 5 років тому

      @@VanGoHAF that's pretty fair.

  • @adamcagle1087
    @adamcagle1087 5 років тому +443

    Am I watching this on the toilet? Yes,,Is the smell unbearable?,,Yes,,,Am I going to enjoy this episode anyway?,,YES

  • @nahbruh139
    @nahbruh139 5 років тому +18

    "If piss touches by thighs, I'm livin" lmao

  • @kattrzs
    @kattrzs 5 років тому +17

    I've been laughing at the csi opener for years. Glad to know I'm not the only one that found it hilarious.

  • @GilFAMCPT
    @GilFAMCPT 5 років тому +51

    Here to have a silly goose time and that’s it, DUDE

  • @balloonxm
    @balloonxm 5 років тому +290

    "I was listening to my brother's podcast, Mentally is Confused"

  • @I.K.E-432
    @I.K.E-432 5 років тому +2

    "No he can't come out he's at the Opera"...
    Fuckn killed me

  • @Luketc7
    @Luketc7 4 роки тому +1

    “He’s at the opera” I’m crying 😂😂😂😂

  • @rebecam.8397
    @rebecam.8397 5 років тому +20

    JUST sat down at a Denny's by myself to get a grand slam and Chris comes through with the podcast

    • @jorgeo1492
      @jorgeo1492 5 років тому

      Are u done yet?

    • @rebecam.8397
      @rebecam.8397 5 років тому +2

      @@jorgeo1492 Ate it up real quick but I got my car keys stuck in my car cuz I have goldfish memory heehhhhh... I called my friend and now we're sitting here trying to figure out how to open it.

    • @rebecam.8397
      @rebecam.8397 5 років тому +3

      Update: I picked my lock. It's all good

    • @michaelh.2666
      @michaelh.2666 5 років тому +1

      Eh s'lonely

    • @rebecam.8397
      @rebecam.8397 5 років тому +2

      @@michaelh.2666 Nah. Just wanted to enjoy my food in peace

  • @JonWesMay
    @JonWesMay 5 років тому +116

    TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU BABIES KNOW YOU HAVE ALREADY TOLD THE STORY ON THE PODCAST ABOUT THE TOILET.
    oopppssss CAPS TOO LATE TO TURN BACK NOW MY BABBIESS

    • @eluketronic
      @eluketronic 5 років тому +1

      s'tru

    • @dallaspag3663
      @dallaspag3663 5 років тому +3

      I just commented about this. It's basically a repeated episode. De ja vu

    • @Betega
      @Betega 5 років тому +1

      so the h3 podcast he talked about was the one thats already out for like a month or theres another one coming??

    • @MrHale
      @MrHale 5 років тому +4

      For a moment, I thought I were watching an old episode.

    • @dallaspag3663
      @dallaspag3663 5 років тому +1

      S'confused

  • @lordsmokingmirror
    @lordsmokingmirror 5 років тому +38

    * picks up 1st paper *
    This Podcast has been brought to you by the Cash App
    * throws away paper *

  • @EastwoodFPS
    @EastwoodFPS 5 років тому +38

    "Do you know how many of you they can stop?! 👋✋👋✋ .. all of you" 😂😂😂

    • @seewendy1
      @seewendy1 5 років тому +1

      Eastwood Fps the fact that people don’t realize that is hilarious 😂

    • @michaelegan5581
      @michaelegan5581 5 років тому

      @@seewendy1 i think the point is moreso that the government/military (or whoever operates area 51) wouldn't mow down 1.5 million US citizens because the backlash would be the end of area 51...

  • @Laurendezvous
    @Laurendezvous 5 років тому +57

    This podcast is like being in a malfunctioning time machine

    • @spedwillbefamous
      @spedwillbefamous 5 років тому +3

      Lauren W lmao ikr I feel like he recorded this like a month ago

    • @JJ_SDWR
      @JJ_SDWR 5 років тому

      @@spedwillbefamous Google podcasts says that this podcast was recorded a month ago.

  • @Jg-gb3gp
    @Jg-gb3gp 5 років тому +12

    BRO HAVE BRYAN CALLEN ON FFS. Fr tho if you have any other guest pleaseeee make it be Bryan. Y’all have the best banter in comedy, EVER.

  • @ThePUERTOHN
    @ThePUERTOHN 5 років тому +5

    Man one of your best episodes...thanks for making up my day Chris 🤣🤣

  • @zackarias0086
    @zackarias0086 5 років тому

    Recently really started listening and this is my first episode where I understood most of the inside jokes. I love it

  • @Pickletown22
    @Pickletown22 3 роки тому +1

    "IT'S NOT HOW HARD YOU FALL, BUT HOW QUICKLY YOU GET UP" - Chris D'Elia at 23:41

  • @alyssacorley5137
    @alyssacorley5137 5 років тому +41

    chris delia tells the same stories for an hour straight

    • @sallysal4326
      @sallysal4326 5 років тому +3

      alyssa corley Aaaand whats the prob??

    • @pickles94
      @pickles94 5 років тому

      Is that what you think?? Change it!!

  • @dandangelo3537
    @dandangelo3537 5 років тому +8

    real is real YYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH
    Keepin it gangsta featuring Chris Daddy D’Elia:
    Eh’s’saharah when you fly you get so dry
    Toliet seat covers rubbin against your thighs
    Strangling alligators
    Metamucil for alll the hatersssssss

  • @jonkonchar188
    @jonkonchar188 5 років тому +3

    Today is my Birthday, all I wanted was a congratulations podcast, thank you Chris, thank you

  • @clipper6429
    @clipper6429 5 років тому +14

    This guy is predicting the past with nearly 100% accuracy! How does he do it?!

    • @TheMino97
      @TheMino97 5 років тому +3

      adamd it’s the shoulders

  • @jonathananderson6051
    @jonathananderson6051 5 років тому +9

    ever since i started watching this i say “and it’s ok” i also “and now i’m mad” or “am i made, yes” “is that ok yes”

    • @shannonyurcisin4292
      @shannonyurcisin4292 5 років тому +2

      Same. Plus I end almost every sentence with “you know?”

  • @russblevins8242
    @russblevins8242 5 років тому +11

    "I swear it's been 3 minutes and it's been 5!?"

  • @loganroca
    @loganroca 5 років тому +6

    Nothing’s more New Jersey than Florida

  • @ZulyRuizz
    @ZulyRuizz 5 років тому +119

    Who else gives the video a thumbs up before even watching?
    TRUEST BABIES

  • @JimMadden
    @JimMadden 5 років тому +32

    Watch, someone in LA will open a new restaurant called "10s Only" and will literally have a door man judging peoples looks before they can come in and eat.

    • @RyanBrown5
      @RyanBrown5 5 років тому +3

      Jim Madden or it’s full of sex offenders....

    • @loawtf
      @loawtf 5 років тому

      can ya be a 10 standing at 5’1 @ 30 years old? also, if not, Im just walking in through his legs...incognito.

  • @oakjim206
    @oakjim206 5 років тому

    I was sick, but I watched an episode of Congratulations and I am now healed. Thank you Chris... got me rollin errrrr time! 😂

  • @x_Scotty_x
    @x_Scotty_x 5 років тому

    Keep doing your thing Chris your killing it. Your delivery is perfect.

  • @podfather9550
    @podfather9550 5 років тому +2

    Time stamps:
    0:00 - Intro
    1:52 - H3 podcast and shitting dry
    5:46 - Public bathroom etiquette and using the women's restroom
    16:41 - Area 51 and Naruto running
    27:12 - Ad reads
    33:54 - Lance Bass cameo
    34:37 - New Apple emojis
    39:08 - World Hot Dog Day and what is it like to be a guy
    44:15 - Puking fails
    53:15 - Questions from Twitter
    You’re never wrong if you love and help people. Take care babies.

  • @49ERSoverEVERYBODY
    @49ERSoverEVERYBODY 5 років тому

    One of thee best episodes of congratulations yet, and I’ve listened/watched all of em so don’t try to spit in a balloon and send it my way because I know what I’m talking about.

  • @iamsittingaroom
    @iamsittingaroom 4 місяці тому

    i absolutely love these older episodes

  • @jacobturner2637
    @jacobturner2637 5 років тому

    You had me dying picturing that type of falling. Drunks and chicks in high heels love that move

  • @MIngalls
    @MIngalls 5 років тому

    I like that you change shirts for the commercial reads! Helps to fast forward....

  • @EasySeason93
    @EasySeason93 4 роки тому

    Dude, when he does the bit about the new emojis, it's like he really didnt see how this was going to be a bit, but just rolled with it, and in turn, had me laughing my ass off. This is why D'Elias the GOAT. Just nonstop comedy, intentional and unintentional. Man...too funny

    • @EasySeason93
      @EasySeason93 4 роки тому

      "And there's an emoji of a crossing guard vest and that's it....and that's VERY important because....why the fuck would you ever need to use that emoji?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasonjkruger
    @jasonjkruger 5 років тому +23

    Pre-recorded this about a month ago ehhh? S'cuda

  • @belforio
    @belforio 5 років тому +35

    recorded July 17th, released a month later?

  • @stephanieellison9885
    @stephanieellison9885 5 років тому

    Laughing my whole fucking ass off watching this alone at a pub on vacation in England. This man is my hero. His existence brings me more joy than i feel like i can express 😂 i literally can't stop laughing.

  • @Guts.After.Eclipse
    @Guts.After.Eclipse 5 років тому +49

    m'fellow babiessss! no crapola i'm here for a silly goose time and THAT'S IT

  • @jacklame1584
    @jacklame1584 5 років тому +1

    My 2 year old daughter loves your work 👌

  • @markbuzzetto9896
    @markbuzzetto9896 5 років тому +18

    did i throw up?..yes
    will i keep going?.. yes
    will my shoulders go for weeks?..No

  • @atheinahooper1048
    @atheinahooper1048 5 років тому

    you're laugh gives me all the happiness

  • @davidmieras5957
    @davidmieras5957 5 років тому +10

    Somebody missed the controversy about Beter help! Lol.

  • @rmohammedmahsud4330
    @rmohammedmahsud4330 5 років тому +2

    45:29
    Greatest thing and greatest reaction EVER. LOL.
    I'm not even laughing, I'm hacking and coughing in glee

  • @joshgoolman3606
    @joshgoolman3606 5 років тому +2

    "Top 5 puking fails"
    Me: puts down food and grabs a water and zofran before continuing

  • @katiej8875
    @katiej8875 5 років тому

    I always just listened to the audio and never realized as the musics playing in the beginning that Chris is sitting down

  • @btbwilkinson
    @btbwilkinson 5 років тому

    I love it when you go on the H3Podcast. That was actually how I found out about your shit, man.

  • @JimMadden
    @JimMadden 5 років тому +2

    As long as mystery liquid doesn't go into any holes on my body, bring it on. All surface moisture is a go.

    • @markpotze1848
      @markpotze1848 5 років тому

      This is definitely something Theo Von would say.

  • @ElSheepodoggo
    @ElSheepodoggo 5 років тому

    Chris is top dog for waiting exactly 30 seconds to open with the word "Shit" to avoid being demonetized. 👌👌👌

  • @Krambotanical
    @Krambotanical 5 років тому +14

    Sooooo... Has the society of topographical maps asked you to ease up abit on those shoulders so they don't have to go and change everything?

  • @ShreeNation
    @ShreeNation 5 років тому +1

    I took a shot everytime the "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" came up. I'm very very drunk right now.

  • @thecommenter4629
    @thecommenter4629 5 років тому

    I died at the bit about "Tommy, the Throw up guy"

  • @JD-ez5fj
    @JD-ez5fj 5 років тому +4

    Am I on holiday? Yes, should I be sight seeing? Yes, am I going to watch this instead of staring at beautiful historic buildings and landscapes? Absofuckinloutley

  • @Stephanie-cd6pc
    @Stephanie-cd6pc 5 років тому +2

    "hes at the opera" LMFAO

  • @conormcmullen6437
    @conormcmullen6437 5 років тому +10

    Hey Chris, like the podcast so far, seen you in the store buying some Just For Men the other day and you didn't say hi, but that's cool... I'll still watch.

    • @derekhudson3415
      @derekhudson3415 5 років тому +1

      Lol why would he say hi to you? S'entitled

    • @conormcmullen6437
      @conormcmullen6437 5 років тому

      Yeah I seen him from Ireland where I live dude s'true story

  • @cookiesncream3495
    @cookiesncream3495 5 років тому

    duuude love your podcast...i have been catching up on old podcasts so much that now i watched them all and i am around clock waiting for your new ones... u r hilarious brosef... keep being u

    • @VA-gu1jq
      @VA-gu1jq 5 років тому +1

      Cookies N Cream Check out Ten Minute Podcast as well.. It was ahead of its time.

  • @jack_the_sparrow
    @jack_the_sparrow 5 років тому

    Dude, his scatological sound effects are fucking underrated and they're ridiculously good

  • @daveyschneider
    @daveyschneider 5 років тому +15

    i did that old face app to bryan callen and it was just a grave lmao

  • @mare011
    @mare011 5 років тому

    EPISODE NAME ORIGIN: 0:35 - Lownd and Clear

  • @aKaCrowley
    @aKaCrowley 5 років тому

    Having this ep as recommandation

  • @planbrent
    @planbrent 5 років тому +2

    "I look like Logan on heroine." I dead lol

  • @stephenbanfield4612
    @stephenbanfield4612 5 років тому

    I love how concerned he is at 21:13

  • @darshin95
    @darshin95 5 років тому

    The Area 51 Seinfeld bit was gold

  • @Kbd21255
    @Kbd21255 5 років тому +1

    "i know they deserve it, because i know theyre all theo von fans" i died lmao

  • @mikeyyeda4892
    @mikeyyeda4892 5 років тому

    sometimes when i'm at a food court and look around at everyone eating i start laughing super hard

  • @rachellindorfer4626
    @rachellindorfer4626 5 років тому +1

    strangling alligators is the best scatological euphemism ever

    • @jibbarich
      @jibbarich 5 років тому

      Rachel Dunzweiler you don't think he meant he jerked it?

  • @EverythingisFire
    @EverythingisFire 5 років тому +1

    20:26 What song is that again? I loved that one as a kid.

    • @zyntimidator2730
      @zyntimidator2730 5 років тому

      EverythingisFire more human than human by white zombie

    • @EverythingisFire
      @EverythingisFire 5 років тому

      @@zyntimidator2730 Ahh, thanks! Song would fire me up when I would hear it on the radio.

  • @barelyevencuda4454
    @barelyevencuda4454 4 роки тому +1

    Rewatching.... ring and the bing? HAHAHAHA

  • @TheBanjoShowOfficial
    @TheBanjoShowOfficial 5 років тому +1

    "i did the app on bryan and it showed me a coffin" LMFAO
    38:10 Im dying

  • @jordanmitchell4600
    @jordanmitchell4600 5 років тому

    Just arrived in Mallorca for holiday. Opened a beer. Bout to get in shower, oh and a new congrats podcast to listen to in shower. Fuck yes.

  • @BeanPas
    @BeanPas 5 років тому

    That Brinks Truck soundbyte keeps getting funnier each time

  • @pedrovalenzuela3643
    @pedrovalenzuela3643 5 років тому

    This just in, CHRIS D'ELIA RETAKES THE THRONE!

  • @thatsyouropinion9434
    @thatsyouropinion9434 5 років тому

    I love when he says My Babies. Also his he’s so much funnier on podcast then his stand up how is that a thing idk but loveeee him just talking.

  • @wonderwoop
    @wonderwoop 5 років тому +121

    Am I early because I dont have a life? Or am I just a true baby
    YEEEAHHHHHHHHHH
    both. it's both

  • @saadafm
    @saadafm 5 років тому

    Not sure if I'm more of a fan of you or H3 but I'm glad the crossover happens frequently

  • @TeamLas3r
    @TeamLas3r 5 років тому +1

    My granpappy just bought a trailer in FL. He's from May's Landing, NJ with a large belly

  • @Immortalus98
    @Immortalus98 5 років тому +1

    Yo I knew Sayreville would one day make it to Congratulations LMAOOO Sayreville gang out here.

  • @Thejayfrancis
    @Thejayfrancis 5 років тому

    Dude these video graphics n shit are so fucking funny. Makes the podcast better and better.

  • @clv9056
    @clv9056 5 років тому

    Each episode is better than the last

  • @johnmagus6341
    @johnmagus6341 5 років тому

    I wasn't ready for the YYEEEAAAAAAHHHH text. Im used to the podcast. Too funny.

  • @Postposterous
    @Postposterous 5 років тому

    Samesies!!: RETURN "Am I watching this on the toilet? Yes - -Is the smell unbearable? - -Yes - - -Am I going to enjoy this episode anyway? - -YES"

  • @jeremybasset9041
    @jeremybasset9041 5 років тому

    JULY 17th!? this episode was banked for a minute lmao

  • @Trav_Can
    @Trav_Can 5 років тому +1

    Has this episode played before? I am worried I'm loosing my mind because I've already watched this one.

    • @Steezy93
      @Steezy93 5 років тому

      Yes he said it was hot dog day on the day of recording which was the 17th july

    • @Trav_Can
      @Trav_Can 5 років тому

      Oh.

  • @LeeCDylan
    @LeeCDylan 5 років тому

    Straight from talking about how nice he felt seeing comments on the podcast to "Also my butthole hurts!" LMAO

  • @corystheboss
    @corystheboss 5 років тому

    Opie and Anthony did the CSI bit with Patrice and it was amazing lol

  • @tinamarie1069
    @tinamarie1069 5 років тому +1

    You are my new fav comedian. 😜 your hilarious

  • @upperom
    @upperom 5 років тому

    6:26 way better than "my hands are tied now"

  • @TheShannigans
    @TheShannigans 5 років тому

    That yeaaaahhhhhh part.....I peed with laughter.

    • @TheShannigans
      @TheShannigans 5 років тому

      I laughed.... This was hilarious.

  • @mattdamon2419
    @mattdamon2419 5 років тому +1

    Jesus Christ that guy who took the Instagram vid had to have some balls to do a Grand Slam at Denny's like that saying "I'm here with my Grandpappy" implying that Chris is getting old hahaha xD

  • @that2kdad13
    @that2kdad13 5 років тому

    "I want that guy to be my father"😂😂😂

  • @StackRunItUp
    @StackRunItUp 5 років тому

    The stall story was great 😂

  • @R6-D2
    @R6-D2 5 років тому

    Chris D'Elia 4 President!

  • @EricaJoyArts
    @EricaJoyArts 5 років тому +7

    I have never been so interested in someone talking about bathrooms 😁😳😁 at this point I'm convinced I'd listen to anything you talk about 😍

  • @sloughlin8222
    @sloughlin8222 5 років тому +1

    Let me get to that cabin and find cases of arrowhead, I will immediately turn round.

  • @mustafaocal4256
    @mustafaocal4256 5 років тому

    The Area 51 bit was awesome.