Is it sad that I've been watching old episodes for months now? Yes. Will I stop watching em? No. Do my laughs wake up my girl in the middle of the night? Yes. Is she mad? Yes. Am I laughing even louder then? Yes. Life still rips, Chris.
"Escib" is an arabic slang it has different meanings depending on the context, mostly relating to pouring out liquids or food and serving it. udai sounds like an arabic name and i am sure he is also middle eastern based on the hair description.
Well, عديّ or Udai is an Arabic name, it's actually saddam hussein's son name! (a little fun fact for you), but it could be something else, who knows. And إسّكب or Escib also means what I said, but again the possibilities are infinite. “Lol wtf”.
Can confirm Porthcawl is a place in Wales. Am Welsh. Loos isn't a place, the article says the plural form for "Loo" as in toilet. It's next to a massive "holiday camp" so I imagine a lot of S'n'F goes down. S'phonetic.
Didn't comment yesterday cause I was driving, but you posted the video as soon as I was leaving therapy. I needed the silly goose time, thanks for being you man.
BLAST! makes me laugh harder than anything you’ve ever released as a polished, produced comedy special. Your specials are hilarious. BLAST! is holy murder.
George Vazquez that would be fucking incredible 😂 you just made me realize that I would listen to the radio shows on vice city and crack up laughing as a kid and herrrre I am 😂😂
SHMUCKED better than not having public restrooms. Since all the homeless in Seattle are shooting up and ODing in them, they’re becoming harder and harder to find.
When Chris screams out YESSSS!!! to things that suck, it's my favorite reaction. Started doing this myself.
You gay for this guy or something
@@PurifiedSmith Well played. LOL.
@@PurifiedSmith YYYYEEEESSSSS!!!
Me too def my favorite bit
Mike Gorsuch lmfao
Is it sad that I've been watching old episodes for months now? Yes.
Will I stop watching em? No.
Do my laughs wake up my girl in the middle of the night? Yes.
Is she mad? Yes.
Am I laughing even louder then? Yes.
Life still rips, Chris.
wanna go to applebees sometime?
@@choppaa4204wanna make friends in the comments?
ALL HAIL THE KING OF ALBUQUERQUE 🤴🏻
Albaquerqueen!
AlbuquerKAY
Escib.
Albah-kurk-astan
Actually it would be the Duke.
Can u please have your father on as a guest....thanks
Bryan Callen?
@Juan C Salinas are they asian? perfect lineage
Juan C Salinas Is Bryan Callen too old, or is Chris Delia too young..?
@David Calderon thanks mr.scientist
Kebo Kev yes, bring the big bird
"Escib" is to Utai as "X-Men" is to Chris D'Elia
Bravo👏👏👏
Pure perfection!
What is he substituting for with x-men?
@@DanikonLUK "thanks man"
I think he called him a scab, cause he was annoying the shit out of him
In the thumbnail.....Chris looks like a baby bird waiting for his dinner
yes
Looks likes he’s ready for someone’s baby bird
Looks likes he’s ready for someone’s baby bird
Chris d'elia looks like rasputin outlived AIDS
Stolen comment seeehhhh unoriginal
“Oh my circuitry ... No, water ... BLAAAAAAST!” 💦🤖
That killed me.
Jesse Grinstead I was crying at my desk the first time I watched. I can’t stop replaying it.
Steph Walsh No fewer than 30 replies for me. BLAST!
I mean, replays! S’dumb! BLAST!
Absolutely died when I heard that dude
Here for a silly goose time.
...🎶
...🎶
...🎶
🎶🎶🎶 BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!🎶🎶🎶
BLAST!!!!
Best line ever, “dude whatever......you know”
Plz make a BLAST! T shirt for the babies, instant purchase.
can i just say the “BLAST!” timing was perfect everytime lmao
"Oh here it comes. BLAST!" LMAO
When he did the robot voice while doing the BLAST bit I lost it 😂😂😂 this podcast is the gift that keeps on giving
The noise that grape lady makes when she hit the ground, like she was storming the beaches of Normandy and got shot in the stomach.
Got a "BLAST" in the stomach.
The welsh robot blast was the highlight of my day. I was in need of a silly goose time.
Yeah no
I'm listening to this podcast BECAUSE there is NPR, YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!
The way Chris uses music to emphasize shit is fuckin GOLDEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
26:50 i almost just fainted laughing so hard!
Stephen Irons 😂😂😂
Stephen Irons ... right!!! I can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard. Chris kills me every time.
No you didnt
@@PurifiedSmith Are you sure about that?
Holy shit that was hilarious. LOL
Bring back the 10 minute podcast with will and Brian
S'obvious
Haha gay
Yes
I will PAY
@@gp2860 i would absolutely pay for that
hearing juan fyre laughing makes me laugh more
“Don’t hurt, Just Squirt”!!! YYYYEEAAASSSSS!
#BLAST
Dude
Shut
Up
"Escib" is an arabic slang it has different meanings depending on the context, mostly relating to pouring out liquids or food and serving it. udai sounds like an arabic name and i am sure he is also middle eastern based on the hair description.
Escib
Well, عديّ or Udai is an Arabic name, it's actually saddam hussein's son name! (a little fun fact for you), but it could be something else, who knows. And إسّكب or Escib also means what I said, but again the possibilities are infinite. “Lol wtf”.
Thought i was the only arab here Im not this sucks YEESSSSSS
@@yousrabizri2897 please give some specific examples of what escib can mean. Thanks
the impression of you as you but a kid LMAO the best
Minnesota in the house. Glad to hear your special will be filmed there.
Why?
@@PurifiedSmith Bc Minnesota slaps
Hell yea MN represent
@@PurifiedSmith MN rips.
Get back in the tfatk studio and roast those boys
Dumbass
@@PurifiedSmith relax
Joe B?? I’m Joe B
20:00 is the best part of the whole podcast in my opinion 😂😂
His face dude 😂
Blast!
I've seen the grape fail video so many times but his breakdown of it had me crying 😂😂😂
"doesn't know what she's saying cuz there's nothing to stop"
Me: "I'm just here for a silly goose time and that's it"
D'elia starts talking about the anti sex bathrooms
Me: "yessssssssss here we are"
Bathrooms peaks your interests
The grape lady falling used to make me cry laughing as a kid.
We need a "Life Rips" Tee !!!!
You need a life
And a BLAST t
@@PurifiedSmith fuck you
We got em!
Chris bringing the water bathroom bit into the deserve it scale bit, totally improv, might be in the top 5 hardest times I’ve ever laughed
The robot stuff is some of our favorite content. The buildup to the brbr’s are so fun too
Are you a baby?
Do you speak in grunts and broken words you fucking imbecile?
Do you eat Gerber baby food?
“BLASSSTTT” probably my favorite bit with the timing of it ... just hit different
crying laughing listening to him read off the decals on the truck LMFAO
20:10 BLAST
When he screams "blast!" Its the funniest thing ever
I watch this episode every three months or so.
“The government has a kink” 😂
You have a cringy comment kink
This is the only podcast I watch all the way through and if I don't I come back to finish it
Who cares
Lmao @ "I'm a comedian and you cant get me!" Lol
Just keep saying lol
Lol RIP
I'm Persian and that Persian impression was on poooooooint
Hey man hows the pyramids
Same! I laughed so hard at that part! and also guy who commented about the pyramids. Eh..seh. not. even. close ¯\_(:/)_/¯
Dude, this is one of the best in a while! Escib
I'm glad for you friend
Oh my circuitry. There's water.. BLAST!!!
Can confirm Porthcawl is a place in Wales. Am Welsh. Loos isn't a place, the article says the plural form for "Loo" as in toilet. It's next to a massive "holiday camp" so I imagine a lot of S'n'F goes down. S'phonetic.
Loose 😂😂
Jesus Christ dude. I haven’t cried laughing like this since around episode 50
“Oh no my circuitry.... BLAST”
Im persian and i am wearing adidas slides and socks watching this @5:56 lol
Hey man hows the pyramids doing these days
@@PurifiedSmith hey dumb fuck. The pyramids aren’t in Iran. Not even close. Not even the same continent or language spoken 😂
now im just minding my own business and my brain goes BLAAAAAAAAAST
My family - “stop talking like Chris D’Elia”
Me- “itsa cult baby, can’t. Down for a silly goose time and that’s it”
Loser
Silly Goose why are you s’dick duuude?
@@PurifiedSmith ... hhhatechew EH'smuUuch.
Was Utai saying, "Hey, skip" or, "Eh, skip"?
Also, I laughed so 'ord at the robot blast.
I love how he keeps furtively looking into the top right corner like he's look for affirmation
F u r t I v e l y
I'm just here for a Silly Goose Time...
SGT All day Every day!!!
That's not all you're on the internet for bitch
I want BLAST! as my ringtone
The guy that still sets custom ringtones
@@PurifiedSmith obviously a joke S'literal and also free kunch
Bryan: Dents
Chris: Dentn't
Didn't comment yesterday cause I was driving, but you posted the video as soon as I was leaving therapy. I needed the silly goose time, thanks for being you man.
New podcast to get me through closing work on my birthday bless you Father
Hurry let's release another one this pussy cant handle two seconds alone by himself
Y’Andrew W.K. With that outfit and hair?
Hunter Stokes that dudes a douche I'm surprised 51 people know who that is lmao
y'naw just still Chris baby
I saw Andrew wk livein Arizona dudes the shit
Uh who
Y bam margera with that refrence.
“Once You Pop You Can’t Stop” was Pringles.
“I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One” was Lays.
Wow thanks potato chip slogan expert
Made the mistake of listening to this after I woke up in the middle of the night...
S'wake now!!!
Chris's robot and baseball announcer voices are the best.
"he would get cancelled, BUT I'M A COMEDIAN AND U CAN'T GET ME"
BLAST! makes me laugh harder than anything you’ve ever released as a polished, produced comedy special. Your specials are hilarious. BLAST! is holy murder.
When he went 💪 I went 🤰
Cassidy Davis this comment 😂😭😫😂
It means ‘hey skip’
DUDE YES
Hey dude your life got skipped
My hands are *tide* now.
Bullshit
The little euro sign with the squiggly thing on top is the Pound sign, yes they use British Pound Sterling in Wales £££
This had me cracking up 😂
I'm so full of dents, if I bought one of Chris' shirts, I'd disappear entirely.
We need BLAST! Merch asap!!!!!
This is probably the best episode he’s ever done 😂 #BLAST
No
Silly Goose
Eh S’ wrong
Are you guys really arguing about your opinions? Lol
@@Whocares0354 no
Dude, everytime I hear a British person say "literally" I think of you and your bit on how Brits always say that. Lol love your stuff! Keep it up!
Chris "what's the word, it's a really easy word" D'Elia
26:19 Nothing makes me happier than Robot Daddy.
Chris when is your new special “Chris Delia: Tee Hee’in It in the Big Apple” coming out?
I freaking love his little kid impression.
5:20 almost gives away Juan Fyre’s identity 🧐
Matt McLeod felt like he was gonna say mark
@@nickchezum1088 that's what I was thinking too
Why does he not reveal their names?
His name isn’t Juan Fyre??
Chris turned this story into a fucking HILARIOUS all-time bit
17:31 Chris doesn't know what a loo is lol
S'merican!!!!!
Ok, for real, we need that BLAST as a ring tone!! Do it up Chris!! I’ll buy that shit for sure!! 😂
I was watching this then got in a argument didn’t pause it and I heard the acdc and I started laughing and they got even angrier
Jack McCoy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
For real one of my podcasts of all time dude! I listen every week but this one I've actually re listened to twice! Holy shit this was hilarious!
19:57
20:10
26:02
26:51
Chris is being super respectful this podcast
Thanks for the podcasts boss baby!
Yeah its cool
Chris D'elia needs his own radio channel in GTA 6.
George Vazquez that would be fucking incredible 😂 you just made me realize that I would listen to the radio shows on vice city and crack up laughing as a kid and herrrre I am 😂😂
Had to pay likr 15 cents to use the public bathroom in London I think it's common outside the us
SHMUCKED better than not having public restrooms. Since all the homeless in Seattle are shooting up and ODing in them, they’re becoming harder and harder to find.
His impression of the lady from the grape video was so spot on I laughed so hard
Any one else listen to it before it's on here and then watch when on UA-cam or just me...
This whoooole episode is getting replayed a few times JUST because of the BLASTS!
Don't know about US but homeless people 'sleep rough' in UK. It's a common term here.
We miss you, Chris
BLAST
just watched the San Diego episode, but I keep coming back for BLAST!!!!! has to be one of your best thoughts
Y'knoooow some innocent dude is gon shit too long or "too rough", and get absolutely wrecked by that security system 😂
Probably
Holy shit, I lost it at the end with the truck. Chris reading them all off and it just getting worse and worse hahahaha
BLAAAAAST!!!!
This is one of the funniest episodes by far, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
Why is the quality so samn high rn
Cause your gay
@@PurifiedSmith my gay what
Also, checking in from the Burque505
The best bit of all time on this podcast.
I cant wait to watch la'vawn bell
Bro that my hands are Tide now is hilarious lmao