>Dealer has one health Cory: "OH GOD PLEASE GIVE US SAWED OFF OH MY GOD USE SAWED OFF" Some people think Cory just has trouble articulating himself. I'm pretty sure he's just downright stupid.
Cory’s brain destroyed like 5 normal sayings. “Not to add caution to the wind”, “Taking the big boy pants off”, and “Fair is fair, all is war” were some of my favorites
@@tonybippitykaye Cory isn't some amateur, it's not that he wouldn't do it more than three times it's simply that his goon schedule is too lengthy and strict to afford more than that.
His "lexicon" as Nial put it back in the Cabin days. He has an extreme approximate knowledge of so many things. Also when he is fishing for a word he always goes for a word that rhymes with it... which is pretty interesting. Likely a auditory learner, being in a band that makes sense.
We need to hand Cory over to science. Just imagine what they could learn from studying this creature who claims to be man and has snuck into our society.
I love how Cory keeps calling it "Polaris" and not "Polarity." Every time he says "reverse the polaris" I imagine him trying to back out of his driveway or something lmao.
Pinors was a cowboy protagonist entering an old timey western saloon after he saw a guy get in and immediately get dragged out cause he got knocked out.
Can't even keep track of rounds in the tube, let alone manage items for keeping the shot in their favor. Kinda difficult to watch the lack of thinkin in this one.
I think they also literally had a very similar scenario minutes earlier and did it right without any hesitation. It's interesting how the game is stressing them so much the higher the stakes are that it's affecting their reasoning.
@@HankGreenburg i think that happens with cory a lot. he spreads misinformation so much that nobody believes him even if he is right. like the fraternal twins situation lmao.
I am a nerd and did the math on how lucky Chris got with his guesses in his first run. Sub-optimal play aside, the odds of him making the live/blank guess correctly on every one of his decisions is: (2/3)(1/2)(3/5)(1/2)(2/3)(2/5)(3/4)(2/3) = 0.0133, or a 1.33% chance. Pretty phenomenally lucky.
0:45 - The players are introduced to the "polygonal man smoking" 5:56 - The players discuss how many cigarettes the dealer can smoke 11:38 - The dealer is described as smoking a cigarette after getting his health back . 18:09 - The players discuss whether the dealer should smoke a cigarette . 19:32 - The dealer is shown smoking a cigarette . 23:52 - The players discuss whether the dealer should smoke a cigarette . 41:42 - The players discuss stealing the dealer's cigarettes . 54:56 - The players discuss whether the dealer will smoke a cigarette
I swear Cory has early onset dementia or something.. How can a grown man's brain work like that?! It's like every word and phrase in the world passes through his brain, and comes out like 57% correct. It's honestly impressive how often he's wrong, but SO CLOSE to being correct lol
Cory has two brains. When people say he thinks with his lower head they’re being literal. His normal head literally has nothing going on, so when he doesn’t have a bone goin no blood is reaching his lower brain, inhibiting critical thought and leaving him in a perpetual power saver mode.
it's been the scariest and most stressful episode of boneyplays so far, just cuz all you can do is watch them say something that you know is wrong and just pray that one of them catches it in time before they do it.
It's very strange for an ep of Oneyplays to fully focus on the game, kinda refreshing. Don't get me wrong though i greatly prefer and love the usual riffing
I cannot believe the editor took the time to mask the railing so that the mouse appeared behind it when Chris threw the mouse over the railing. That is actually an insane thing to do for only a select few people to even notice haha.
Whoever's editing is really good at the really funny quickfire edits lately, like in one of the new re2 episodes they did a really short will smith edit over an npc because they were joking that they looked alike
That ending was so upsetting. Chris was so ready to steal the magnifying glass and Corey gaslit him into thinking the saw was a better option on a 4/3 chance
Klubnika, but yeah there are a bunch of small time indie devs making stuff for stuff like the dread xp collection, that (mostly) aren't just run around a haunted maze. worth checking out if you're interested.
Dave sounds very youthful in this video. I’m glad his adventure to find The Fountain of Youth went well, they did sacrifice Zach for entrance after all.
47:50 is actually basically the Monty hall paradox or fallacy and reversing the polarity on the shells doesn’t actually change the odds. Basically if you have 2 shells that are blank, 1 live your odds of having a blank are 2/3 however reversing the polarity here does not increase the odds that the next round will be live as the odds are still 1/3 for the live round.
That these guys were able to be roommates with him and he still draws breath to this very day is a testament to their patience. He’s funny as a viewer, but imagine trying to draft a budget with him at the table, or discuss household obligations. I’m just sayin…
Having Cory on your team is the single greatest handicap I’ve ever seen haha Not only do you have to parse through his Coryisms but his inability to plan anything past the first step is absolutely incredible
I don’t recall Icarus being constantly accosted by a Cory like figure, but to be fair it’s been a while since I’ve brushed up on Greek myth. Maybe Daedalus was a porn addicted Sonic fan too
That was the real Pomni.
no freakin’ way
Pombi is kil
No
Epic
Pomni NOOOOOOOOOO
I bet you were clapping your hands and feet together like a baby the millisecond they namedropped your character
Cory constantly whispering misinformation into their ears adds so much to the difficulty
Like the dragon being born from the Sky Uterus in Dragon's Dogma
@@yourpalal4596 the fact that you have that memorized beyond me.
@@yourpalal4596but that's what actually happens doe
42:00 Cory actually had the game winning play here though.
Cory an expert of gamer misinformation
Some solid Corying in this video. "Statistically, we can steal his handcuffs."
As well as "fair is fair, love is war"
Erm, you mean satistically. Learn to spell before the soylent penetrates through the whole of your brain.
Don't forget the Cory-ology math
Dealer: adds 4 blanks
Chris: uses 1 blank
Cory: "ok, there's only one blank left"
44:50 "he can't do anything because he's mathematically tied down"
>Dealer has one health
Cory: "OH GOD PLEASE GIVE US SAWED OFF OH MY GOD USE SAWED OFF"
Some people think Cory just has trouble articulating himself. I'm pretty sure he's just downright stupid.
Cory’s brain destroyed like 5 normal sayings. “Not to add caution to the wind”, “Taking the big boy pants off”, and “Fair is fair, all is war” were some of my favorites
I liked “new fun-fangled game”
If he survives into his senior years, he's going to be completely screwed.
Mother-bearing hips
nothing but mold upstairs
@@sangan3202 he eats black mold for lunch
Pomni shooting herself then getting shot is very in character lmao.
Only just learned what a Pomni is. Actually a lovable broad... Cory has fapped to the character at least once.
@@ferrisbueller9991more than once
Statistically at least 3 times @@pennaddict
@@misterdj6671 3 times? In this economy and with THIS Cory? You vastly underestimate the deep well that is Cory’s goonsack
@@tonybippitykaye Cory isn't some amateur, it's not that he wouldn't do it more than three times it's simply that his goon schedule is too lengthy and strict to afford more than that.
Shadow walking in as Pomnis body is being dragged out is lore accurate.
I wanna die
“The big boy pants are coming off” is a great new addition to the Cory compendium
Yeah and the Man SCHLONG is coming out
His "lexicon" as Nial put it back in the Cabin days. He has an extreme approximate knowledge of so many things. Also when he is fishing for a word he always goes for a word that rhymes with it... which is pretty interesting. Likely a auditory learner, being in a band that makes sense.
@@ferrisbueller9991 im not sure if anything can beat "mother-bearing hips"
Not that Cory would know lmao troon gf@@Double512
@@Double512 i like "i'm so old for my age" from tomodachi life
55:52 “fair is fair, all is war” I love Cory
Alternate intro to the 40K universe.
An amazing statement
“out one ear and in the other” is a line i think about daily
Judge Holden type shit
@@GrayD_Fox LOL
Cory: Fair is fair, all is war
That is the scariest Coryism Ive ever heard
I think that's the titular assassin's creed.
"Every single person is my enemy"
We need to hand Cory over to science. Just imagine what they could learn from studying this creature who claims to be man and has snuck into our society.
@Soulraven2735 jerm
A character… he chew… a Christopher… he drew… and a little young Cory.. his gourd.. he lose
Poetry at its finest.
thank you very nice
Dracula burst into riddles
Tsq❤❤Ź😊q⁰❤😂@@thesupreme5999
Clap clap clap clap clap
Cory the kind of guy to shoot himself in the head in Russian roulette, get back up and say "dude that was NOT fair."
Of course he’d be fine, the one organ he never uses is his upper head.
cory is the kind of guy to shoot himself accidentally while playing with his AK and then chris goes "ah blyat"
Tomar plays this game irl with kids at the local make-a-wish hospital.
He likes to point the gun at them and go " You better WISH for a blank. "
well they wished for that. sucks to suck.
"Sorry not sorry"
“Hey nurse, come clean up this child’s cratered head. So say I Joshua Tomar.”
Died reading this
@@CB0Otz Much like those kiddies 😔💜🖤🧡
Pomni alive: 14:30 - 15:49
She was alive for 1 minute, 19 seconds.
This reads like a statistic for a species in Spore, as if Pomni was an iteration that went extinct.
I wanna play Backshot Roulette with Chris.
No you dont, theres a certain smell that he creates when threatened and lemme tell ya, it aint good
@@oof3821 I want his reeky cheeks
HUH
Sadly he cannot play backshot roulette, after the accident he can only lay on his back while hocked to machines to keep him alive
@@PrizrakNO so you're saying his back... Is shot???
Dave and Cory were real angel and devil on Chris' shoulder this episode
Yet they both forced him to do another double or nothing
I love how Cory keeps calling it "Polaris" and not "Polarity." Every time he says "reverse the polaris" I imagine him trying to back out of his driveway or something lmao.
Pinors just sitting there waiting in line as Pomni walks in, only for the doors to open again less than a minute later is a great image
The idea that Pinors is the only one to last longer than 10 minutes is astounding
Pinors was a cowboy protagonist entering an old timey western saloon after he saw a guy get in and immediately get dragged out cause he got knocked out.
The collective IQ of these three is equal to 92, I think.
the twist is chris iq is above average but Cory's iq being negative brings it down tremendously
Can't even keep track of rounds in the tube, let alone manage items for keeping the shot in their favor. Kinda difficult to watch the lack of thinkin in this one.
statistically 🤓
Dave has 80, Chris has 10, Cory has 2.
@@14cdl86 To be fair, they also have Cory screaming in their ears the entire time.
Them over thinking the 50/50 when they had handcuffs hurt my brain. “Drink the beer just in case” 🤦🏻♂️
I think they also literally had a very similar scenario minutes earlier and did it right without any hesitation.
It's interesting how the game is stressing them so much the higher the stakes are that it's affecting their reasoning.
I think that was the only time that cory gave good advice and they ignored him lol
@@HankGreenburg
the boy who cried sonic
@@HankGreenburg i think that happens with cory a lot. he spreads misinformation so much that nobody believes him even if he is right. like the fraternal twins situation lmao.
They also chose to use their handcuffs instead of stealing the dealers which would double their use and deprive him of a guaranteed win
I am a nerd and did the math on how lucky Chris got with his guesses in his first run. Sub-optimal play aside, the odds of him making the live/blank guess correctly on every one of his decisions is:
(2/3)(1/2)(3/5)(1/2)(2/3)(2/5)(3/4)(2/3) = 0.0133, or a 1.33% chance. Pretty phenomenally lucky.
luck of the Irish
I think it’s skewed a bit during the tutorial tbf
@@unclebarry3020😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's not rng.
I feel like that can't be right because it seems like everybody that I watch play this, beats it on their first try.
8:09 I am shocked - SHOCKED - that Cory casually namedropped a real Hello Kitty game. He just knows that offhand somehow.
"Fair is fair, all is war." Cory never fails to almost say what's on his mind.
"I didn't want to do this, but we gotta dump the Quaaludes."
“Im making a hard right at Saratoga”
"I'm pretty sure I was going below...10 above speed limit."
"Just act natural..."
"Point that air at me"
“Uhm… lemme check.”
I love how you only win $70,000 in the game lol you bet with your literal life playing with a floating demon head and you still can't buy a house
Not even enough to cover a nice car what with the insurance costs and alll
Yeah, but it's like, Eastern Europe or something, so that $70,000 is pretty much like being a millionaire
Maybe in the canon of the game it takes place in the 1980s or something and that's an actual amount of money
@@Ryu1ify
Nah the flip phones and techno music are putting it HARD into a late 1990s setting.
Not gonna lie, $70,000 totally sounds worth it. Two years wage or it ain’t my problem anymore?
0:45 - The players are introduced to the "polygonal man smoking" 5:56 - The players discuss how many cigarettes the dealer can smoke 11:38 - The dealer is described as smoking a cigarette after getting his health back . 18:09 - The players discuss whether the dealer should smoke a cigarette . 19:32 - The dealer is shown smoking a cigarette . 23:52 - The players discuss whether the dealer should smoke a cigarette . 41:42 - The players discuss stealing the dealer's cigarettes . 54:56 - The players discuss whether the dealer will smoke a cigarette
Thanks OneySmokes
wtf is this
500 cigarettes
I don't know what this means but you should do it for every episode of the channel from now on
thanks oneytriggers
14:14 shoutout to the editor for making the cursor pass behind the rails
Cory constantly telling chris all the wrong things and dave having to interject every time to correct him was so funny
Cory was right a few times and got ignored lmao
NOT THE CHEWING CREATURE NO!!!! MR BONEY PLEASE!!!
that's him with your cg-eyes
MR BONEY CHEESE!!!
I loved that creature comforts callback
Wait till you see the chewing clown
There's been a second chewing character
Statistically, Cory is more likely to scream "THIS IS EPICCC!" with arms open wide than you are.
WITH ARMSSZ WIIIDE OHHPUUUN
most stressful part was listening to them explain the game over and over and over again to chris
Cory's water person brain is really on display today 💧
I love how Cory tries to pretend to know what's going on by repeating stuff Dave says but completely wrong.
statistically
statistically
statistically
statistically
I swear Cory has early onset dementia or something.. How can a grown man's brain work like that?!
It's like every word and phrase in the world passes through his brain, and comes out like 57% correct.
It's honestly impressive how often he's wrong, but SO CLOSE to being correct lol
Cory has two brains. When people say he thinks with his lower head they’re being literal. His normal head literally has nothing going on, so when he doesn’t have a bone goin no blood is reaching his lower brain, inhibiting critical thought and leaving him in a perpetual power saver mode.
I really really reeeeeeallly want to see them play each other and fumble around with their goldfish memory
Come 31st and they can officially do that. Maybe a livestream?
this is a reference to tomar shooting himself in the head as all his friends laughed at him manically
luckily his head always regrows like the guy from men in black
I thought the story was the other way around with tomar shooting all of his friends as well as being the one whose laughing maniacally
that's how tomar got his iconic dent in his head
No it was the other way around.
Unfunny
They have the object permanence of a 3 year old Helen Keller
This is the hardest thing to watch ever, its like watching a kid repeatedly smash his head into concrete and you cant do anything to stop it.
it's been the scariest and most stressful episode of boneyplays so far, just cuz all you can do is watch them say something that you know is wrong and just pray that one of them catches it in time before they do it.
I love this game! I had an uncle who played this game by himself... I miss my uncle :(
H a whoa
Ikävä kuulla sedästäs.
Are ya winnin', uncle?
It’s incredible that both Chris and Cory exist with neither foresight nor hindsight.
Dave making Chris waste a handcuff when there was only blanks left in the round is one of the most horrific moments in BoneyPlays 2024 so far.
I noticed Cory becoming less interested and thought to myself "Cory pretend it's Sonic" then Dave goes "That's Sonic.exe" 😮
You've got the Shining, kid
When dave said "pomni" I knew there was no going back. It's over.
"it's like a video game" thanks Cory. You are lit
This is probably the most sophisticated and calculated playthrough on this channel since Bart's Nightmare.
Omg i fucking forgot ab that
The chewing character is like the Rick Astley of Oneyplays
Minus the surreptitious URL whisking unsuspecting users away to a groovy 80s beat!
It's very strange for an ep of Oneyplays to fully focus on the game, kinda refreshing. Don't get me wrong though i greatly prefer and love the usual riffing
those are the best boneyplays videos but sometimes they get too rowdy and yell/burp over each other
@1e0isfdkorblpg FOUND THE NON-GAMBLER BOOOO BOOOOOOO
@1e0isfdkorblpgwhy rag on this game?
@1e0isfdkorblpgur not interesting 😘
@1e0isfdkorblpgit’s a testament to the game, though, that it’s able to hold the undivided attention of three toddlers for an hour.
All threes grown men with no object permanence have to use their six hands and take off their socks to count to 8 shells
I cannot believe the editor took the time to mask the railing so that the mouse appeared behind it when Chris threw the mouse over the railing. That is actually an insane thing to do for only a select few people to even notice haha.
Whoever's editing is really good at the really funny quickfire edits lately, like in one of the new re2 episodes they did a really short will smith edit over an npc because they were joking that they looked alike
that first run was godly
Cory yelling about using the saw every time the dealer has one health left is actually unhinged.
I love how Cory constantly recommends the worst ideas that would the entire mood of the game
They would, wouldn’t they
That ending was so upsetting. Chris was so ready to steal the magnifying glass and Corey gaslit him into thinking the saw was a better option on a 4/3 chance
Pressing like with my big toe
Wiggle it for me baby
licking the button after
me too...
i used my middle 🙏 middle toe gang rise
That’s actually impossible the like button is too long
I hope the dev makes more games with this art style it’s so cool fr
He has! Mike Klubniach is his name if memory serves
Klubnika, but yeah there are a bunch of small time indie devs making stuff for stuff like the dread xp collection, that (mostly) aren't just run around a haunted maze. worth checking out if you're interested.
@@mr.bibble7470 Yeah check out the Tartarus Engine in the Unsorted Horror collection, it's fucking horrifying.
fr ong fam
"Fr"
Dave and Cory encouraging Chris to keep doubling or nothing is exactly the inner monologue I imagine gambling addicts go through on like a daily basis
Corey valueing the saw over the magnifying glass at the end is in character but still upsetting.
They should have stolen the handcuffs, gotten two turns, and then even if he saws and hits, you can lock him again for another two with their cuffs.
14:05 pilotredsun mentioned!!
Biggest smile on my face from that, lol.
Was really hoping I'd hear the reference and was very pleased
Corey dropping a reference to Hello Kitty Roller Rescue was like a flashbang directly to my retinas. And he didn’t even mess up the name.
Dave and Corey are Chris' devil and angel, except their both devils telling him to double or nothing again
I was screaming at my screen like an agry, wild ape any time cory opened his mouth.
Taking the knife at the end was the worst possible choice.
So happy they finally got around backshotting eachother! Love this new content
plot twist: this is just zach’s live camera footage after being kidnapped by tomar
Dave sounds very youthful in this video. I’m glad his adventure to find The Fountain of Youth went well, they did sacrifice Zach for entrance after all.
Fun fact, the concept of this game was inspired by tomar
Joshua Blowmar
He used to do this during his stint in East Germany during the 80s
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST GAME TO PLAY WITH CORY LMAOO
Chris casually speedrunning the first ending
42:20 the one time cory was right and smart and they didn't listen to him
They had it guaranteed with handcuffs and stealing 2 saws. Everything else was unnecessary
They literally had it guaranteed, I cri
Watching them pass up winning moves again and again actually hurts.
47:50 is actually basically the Monty hall paradox or fallacy and reversing the polarity on the shells doesn’t actually change the odds. Basically if you have 2 shells that are blank, 1 live your odds of having a blank are 2/3 however reversing the polarity here does not increase the odds that the next round will be live as the odds are still 1/3 for the live round.
19:45 He hittin the dealer with that Luvia laugh
This was seriously one of the best episodes ever
I am begging you guys to make more of these. This was super entertaining lmao
Tried playing buckshot roulette IRL but the blanks done blown my niece's face off
imagine this next to an air hockey table lmao
At a game expo in Japan, they did have a physical table with toy shotguns.
Chewing character needs to be the next guest, and you just hear him chewing throughout the episode
Are you telling me you don't already hear chewing 24/7?
Its fun to see Cory actively poison the thought processes of Chris and Dave in real time with his batshit logic.
That these guys were able to be roommates with him and he still draws breath to this very day is a testament to their patience. He’s funny as a viewer, but imagine trying to draft a budget with him at the table, or discuss household obligations. I’m just sayin…
This is exactly like Mr Beast's real gambling addiction
Pomni playing Buckshot Roulette sounds like a real episode plot
Having Cory on your team is the single greatest handicap I’ve ever seen haha Not only do you have to parse through his Coryisms but his inability to plan anything past the first step is absolutely incredible
cory constantly wanting to steal a saw when there was a shiny, useful, beneficial, magnifying glass RIGHT THERE kept pissing me off
the chewing face title card was awesome, I've been loving the boney plays title cards this year!
cory got that lonely little bro aura today, the LA air is unfolding his brain again
21:16
cory being wrong 100% of the time adds to the tension.
It sure does
22:36 Dave has definitely been in a Self Defense Situation
cory soyjaking about the most mid strategies is hilarious
statistically, Cory doesn't understand the laws of probability 🤓
48:00
Cory: "Just to add caution to the wind"
33:29 Cory in a real time having a brain blast
Oney plays backshots
Tomar wasn’t lying. Chris really is cracked at weird Esoteric Pixel-y Games.
what does that even mean
He needs to play Hylics
@@RealSquidShadyhe does
@@madjack1748It’s the kid’s new lingo for “He’s really good at weirder indie games.”
I love that Cory's advice here was wrong 90% of the time.
The amount of hour long videos we’re getting this BONEYPLAYS is lovely
The dealer didnt take into account that he is going against 3 people 🤣
99% of gamblers quit right before they hit the big wins
"This game isnt even popular anymore"
The video literally being on #18 on trending
Man, it’s weird how Amazing Digital Circus ended with Pomni Kurt Cobaining herself hyper-realistically
Game requires the tiniest percent of a single iq point to play and Cory HATES it
Pinor was literally the story of the fall of Icarus
I don’t recall Icarus being constantly accosted by a Cory like figure, but to be fair it’s been a while since I’ve brushed up on Greek myth. Maybe Daedalus was a porn addicted Sonic fan too
That final round made me so upset, why wouldn’t they steal his cuffs 😂