The funniest thing about the whole game to me is the fact they're all in their 30s. They're written like caricatures of teenagers but they're all grown ass adults. Such an obvious self insert for the millennial writers.
@@Mimisrealhusband It always wins. I don't know how an OneyPlays of Snoot Game would go, but I know that Tomar would be far too excited to say the slur for Triceratops.
What’s with games like this and Saints Row being all about “empathy” and then having the characters act like psychopaths? They caused a car crash at the beginning that killed random civilians and no one cares.
Remember that one Life Is Strange game where the main protagonist has “empathy powers” and all it did was make her unreasonably violent whenever someone was angry?
Theres an image of this game's booth in a japanese gaming expo and its the saddest photo I've ever seen. All the crowd avoiding the booth like it was infected with an STD and the game director just standing in front of it alone.
It really seems like that. The main character's mother is literally growing heroin. All the Justice officers are polite and seem very reasonable compared to the dustborn.
It's absolutely terrifying to imagine how bad the work environment is for the developers if this is what an idealized version of social interaction looks like to them
This is what a bunch of Millenials grew up with, and they've gaslit themselves into believing it's normal. Now wonder they made gaslighting a superpower.
Sitting at your work bench when PAX West comes up to your table: "HEY! LISTEN. I NEED you to get this job done NOW, NOT in five minutes!!" while Anal Diddler Norm caresses your shoulder and goes "It's okay hun, you can still prove to PAX West that you're serious about this job! ^^"
Zach ran between Russian and Ukrainian forces yelling “STOP” and was turned to stone by Putin’s and Zelensky’s psychic clash. Soldiers ceased their CQC and brought him back to life with their tears, moved by this kooky little man’s sacrifice… aaaaand that’s where he’s been, full stop.
The whole war was secretly orchestrated by Tomar to siphon US aid through Zelensky and cut Europe off of Russian natural gas so he can swoop in and make the EU reliant on his smokestacks
If you don't know, Vitiligo is an autoimmune disease, where the immune system attacks melanocytes, the risk for skin cancer are much higher and in general is associated with other autoinmune diseases like arthritis, type 1 diabetes, Hashimoto thyroiditis, etc. Why would give that to character that supposedly is the "muscle" of the group, is stressed all the time and is constantly under sunlight? Who knows
Her character bio reads that her biggest weakness is her STRENGHT. She just can't help being such a badass even if it hurts her! That's awesome as hell
They only care enough to shoehorn random traits onto characters for brownie points, not actually write a character around those traits which God forbid would require giving a shit and maybe an hour of research. This is why people roll their eyes when they see these types of characters in games because they're indicative of a game that wants to appease, not impress.
Reminds me of a Tumblr Hulk. Hulking out and popping someone's eyeballs out of their head because the pressure got to her and got her to throw people around.
@@susanoo6962 It was a really good comment too lol it probably helped Zach grow and consider whether or not he was including any substance in his stuff
Chris was busy apologizing to the senate for having a gender reveal party and setting fire to all of L.A, he’s not having a baby he was just doing it for fun
@nostromo9743 That's a relief. I can rest easy with a clear conscious knowing that I have nothing to do with this. Can't believe the Norwegians gave us Black Metal & now... this.
If I recall, the message at the end of the game is something like: "It doesn't matter if something is fact. If it makes you feel uncomfortable or you don't like it, you can disregard it as fact." In other words, feelings don't care about your facts.
The fat vitaligo woman is a trope that appeared directly from 2015 tumblr art circles so it existing in these games is a pretty good tell that someone on the team was in highschool or college at that time.
The fact we're seeing a trend here that originated from Tumblr AT ALL says everything we need to know about whoever designed these characters. Their overall mindset says more than their age ever could, even I wasn't that much a degen as a kid. It's more deeply rooted than that.
It’s a shame cause vitaligo is a really unique and interesting skin condition that can make for a good character design, yet it’s wasted on a fat tumblr discord mod and Frey the 2nd.
These types of games are fascinating to me because they get so wrapped up in their activism and political correctness to the point that it somehow wraps all the way back around into being weirdly offensive and stereotypical, a type of game made for literally nobody
Reminds me of mass effect 2 that lets you date one of the only black guys in the series, but he ends up cheating on you and getting some other girl pregnant
I mean I kinda like the idea of that, a fantasy universe where sound has magical powers is an interesting idea, Elder Scrolls has some of that in the lore with Shouts and Tone having some magical powers, and Brutal Legend with the guitar riffs and singing, this game doesn't do it well at all though
Oh you have no idea, just wait until you see the combat. Yeah there's combat and you can actually yell at enemies in the middle of the fight, and she literally yells stuff like "You're a loser" to stun them. It gets worse too, when ledges are involved.. I don't think I'm allowed to explain what happens there..
@ Yeah I agree that's a cool concept, but the way I guess I should've phrased it is that their temper tantrums actually work on people to get what they want 😆
I hope Niall is totally emotionless and an entire plague on their day to day lives. Because nothing else warrants the amount of times he gets bullied lol
Holy shit wait. So their main superpowers are: - "Making people feel bad" Pax - "Gaslighting" Noam - "Becoming rock hard" Golem The true toxic liberal gooner trifecta
The game makes you FEEL like you feel you have a bad relationship with your father despite him paying your way to an expensive feminist college degree.
@@JrIcify You gotta get on dat river dood, da new black style is dreads, dreads, dreads, dreads and dreads. If yo character aint 90% dreads they no black
Seems like an extension of the victim-fetishism. You're the good guy fighting the big bad system. So being unlikable just means that there's more people to fight. So you have more obstacles to overcome and you can be even more of a HERO!
I'm surprised that nobody's pointed out that bizarre moment in the beginning where you use your mind control powers to force the driver to accelerate, and then two minutes later, in the recap, the game itself tries to gaslight you by claiming that she accelerated on her own. Truly innovative, meta story telling.
Because its ok when *we* gaslight (thats what the powers called) Seriously did they not think of that. The minority characters have a power called gaslighting!?!? something seen as a bad thing!! What were they thiiinking. Im starting to believe this is parody
Pax vs Frey is legitimately a tough matchup At keast Frey changes at the end, even if it isnt earned and rushed. I feel like, without going too much into it, (although i know no one gives a shit about Dustborn spoilers) Pax clears by just a bit.
@milliondollarmistake Cons people on a regular basis. (there's a prologue comic that takes place before the start of the game) Cheats on a guy with Noam. As in actively sleeps with both of them without the other knowing. (again, from prologue comic) A dick to robots only because she can't manipulate them like she can with humans, she's only okay with one when it develops a sense of self (and can thus be manipulated) Will almost always use her Vox to manipulate her friends instead of talking to them and communicating normally. And the biggest one, is she is actually pregnant the entire time and will continue to actively fight cops and put her unborn child in danger. Even when she doesn't need to fight, which is 99% of the time. These are actions that are taken regardless of "choice" and I think that's why she's worse than Frey. Frey, for all of her faults, at least doesn't try and put anyone's life in danger (aside from condemning a whole city to burn)
A fat woman with vitiligo and dyed hair was a very common trope in 2010s tumblr for some reason. The person who wrote the character was one of the people who would draw obese women with skin diseases, and Zach was one of the people who would laugh at them. 10 years later, that woman still crosses the minds of both of them from time to time.
@Vaguer_Weevil its a highway but apparently there’s no median between opposing traffic. Also look at the dotted line, the entire highway is a passing lane, both ways. technically no one broke any laws here
They all pitched in, and now the Oney Plays studio is on its last legs unfortunately. Tomars plan has come to fruition. He can finally "rescue" Chris from bankrupcy and turn the channel fully AI generated.
@@anueutsuho7425 At least the games generally don't depict the cast as holier than thou while treating them as if they're right, at least beyond the youkai causing chaos in Gensokyo so they can sustain their existence. In Reimu's case, it was only a logical conclusion that she'd investigate incidents if they amused her since she's done this shit so many times that she's practically a babysitter first and miko second. Not to mention that she barely receives any donations for her work so we can understand why she's so cranky while the fandom depicts her as greedy.
@@anueutsuho7425 The difference is Touhou doesn't try and pretend that these people are likable and well-adjusted, if somebody is scum then the game depicts them as so.
Are there even that many people with severe vitiligo in the world? It's such a bizzarre fixation of modern mainstream pop-culture. It's everywhere, but like why?
I'm fine with it being present just because i always like more options, but I hate the push like it's some massive important feature and without it people won't be able to relate
It's because it's extremely easy to implement in your game as a diversity option. Missing limbs or deformities require a new model but with this they can just make a new texture.
@@HwarmingAs a kid I was jealous that Link was left handed badass. I tried imagining swinging a sword with my left and holding a shield with my right. It sucks that he became right handed in later games due to motion controls.
It’s always vitiligo and like, no other skin condition too. Like I’m glad that the vitiligo havers in the audience can relate to their characters but what about like eczema or something
It's funny how many people would say The Hunger Games is a critique of capitalism when it's just communism. It's like Squid Games, the creator said it was a critique of capitalism but then it's just communism lmao
@@dg_productions That Marvel game was so badly written it looped back to amazing. You could easily headcanon it as the Avengers grooming a mentally disabled teenage girl.
Hooraaaaay! Chris got done visiting his family, Zach finished working on Smiling Friends S3, and Tomar can finally get a break from building his homemade pipe-bombs!
They had a crew made up of Francesca Ramsey, Milo Yiannopoulos, the rapey teacher from Life is Strange 1, and the Saint's Row player character. How could this have been anything other than a success?
They have to have him in one of these cringey badly written video games is tradition they had him in Marvel Avengers, Saints Row reboot, and Forspoken. I'm hoping if they play Dragon Age The Veilguard they also have Zach.
@@curlyhairboiakabaddude8922 there's nothing to quit. Zach doesn't work for oneyplays, his real job is making a television show for Adult Swim. I'm sure he gets paid for the episodes he's in but there's no stakes for him so why quit? He just shows up when he can, he only did like 3 recording sessions last year.
ironically, cory is so confidently wrong about so many things I'm sure a lot of people will hear that this game was made with taxpayer money and think he's wrong
@@tek3576 Honestly I think that's a bit harsh. He's been getting better with not interrupting or talking too much about gaming facts. A lot more chill than he used to be.
@@tek3576 Seriously, does he need to be in every series? He's going to talk over the other three so much. Avengers/Forespoken wouldn't have been nearly as fun to listen to with Cory loudly shouting and screaming over everything. I get that him being a tar d can be amusing at times, but when the game's already funny and you have Chris, Zach and Tomar, is it really necessary to have Cory being a sperg?
Games like this are made just to prove that it's bare-ass obvious when something is made out of spite and not for the purpose of fun. It sucks that the only way to find enjoyment from this is watching the Oney crew suffer through it.
I dunno, so far most of the dialogue I’ve heard in this seems like the last thing I would ever hear uttered from a human being. My reactions so far are more “huh?” than “saw it coming a mile away.”
Rich people for real do have giant pictures of themselves in their homes, usually with horses or some other Bourgeoisie crap. Glad y'all are back. What a banger to start with :D
I like how no one in game development actually studies how to build and develop a character based on their setting and background anymore, they just think of themselves and their annoying friends and are like "yeah this would totally be us if we were in that situation" SHUT UP, THIS IS WHY I LEFT THE GAME'S INDUSTRY YOU'RE ALL SO ANNOYING
I don't know how far they're gonna make it in this dogshit game, but I kid you not, there is a major plot later on where the main character talks about how a group of people are being brainwashed by evil forces that have to utilize misinformation to bring people to their side. Following this revelation, a few minutes later the MC unlocks an ability to use misinformation to brainwash groups of people. Absolutely no self awareness with any of the writing in this game.
"I just murdered those people" "Its not your fault" My sisters in christ, you drove on the wrong side of a road and made a semi swerve into oncoming traffic. Whose fault was it?
Oh my god. The first video of 2025, Zach is back, and it's about Dustborn, a hilarious trainwreck that makes Forspoken look good. I can't wait for them to play one episode of this now, one in another three months, and then to release the "complete series" in autumn, along with seventeen compilations like "BEST ZACH IMPRESSIONS FROM DUSTBORN" and "BIGGEST LAUGHS FROM DUSTBORN".
@@SpikesSpikesSpikes writing. Their dialogue has that same cringey "god I wish joss whedon would come into my room at night" kind of talking, and the "heroes" are terrible people that the writers think are great for some reason.
@@329link There's a reason the characters are always just dickheads in those games. The writers wanted edgy antiheroes. But the writers only consume corporate capeshit. So the only way to have an antihero, is just making the characters as annoying as possible.
Seeing literally anyone with vitiligo is a guaranteed sign that whoever designed the game has no idea how to make a game or interesting characters. It's a default choice for "I want variety and inclusiveness" without realizing how stereotypical it is of anyone with their ideology
This game is what Europeans think America is like. In the lore of the game JFK survives the assassination which causes him to become a dictator and turn the US into a police state. Why did they have to do JFK so dirty like that 😭
My favorite part of this game is how apparently this ultra-fascist nation is so evil that when the border patrol stops them and they sing a song about how they're here to upheave and replace the government, all they get is some cringing and allowed through.
That opening with the bus is the ultimate simulation of what its like to have to deal with or work with these types of people. 10+ minutes of being unable to solve the simplest of problems because they're having panic attacks
It’s almost like disabilities… disable you or something. Don’t kid anyone, you’re making a “the west has fallen” comment on an oneyplays video, we all know you don’t have a job
@@unclebaba3463 I mean they obviously have nothing good to say about the people they supposedly work with every day. Couldn’t you argue that everyone here is reading deep into the game and/or this guy is reading deep into his coworkers behavior for the purpose of concluding something negative about people he doesn’t and probably will never know
Can't believe no one realises this isn't the real oney plays cast, Tomar has been ranting about replacing them with AI for months now, I think he was just waiting for an "accident" like the LA fires to make his move
I think Avengers is an underrated psychological horror masterpiece. It's a game about a group of adults grooming a young mentally disabled girl by pretending she's "joining the superhero group"
@@Vaguer_Weevil That also happened with the bad borderlands sequel. The only likable character was the robot. I think it’s because the people writing these games are awful at writing humans, so the only characters they can write with some degree of accuracy are non-humans. I like robots so i’m not complaining i guess.
I still think that when they designed that character she originally didn't have vitiligo, but they added it in the end to check the vitiligo box in the diversity list.
*“A Black Woman is speaking, Listen and Learn.”* - Joshua Tomar
Thats a great joke 😂
you people don't have much going on your simple minds huh?
@@SpikesSpikesSpikes what do you mean "you people"?
@@DingusKhan182what do *you* mean "you people?"
@@SpikesSpikesSpikes Dev in chat
Forspoken walked so dustborn could trip and break a leg
And afterward say “erm that happened”
"ugh, awkwaaaaard"@@MrDanno
At least you can turn off the dialogue in that and play a decent game but this style of game, the dialogue IS the game.
Cool profile picture
@@GruntoSkunko ty
The funniest thing about the whole game to me is the fact they're all in their 30s. They're written like caricatures of teenagers but they're all grown ass adults. Such an obvious self insert for the millennial writers.
Exactly. I would be shocked out of my skin if I saw a 37 year old who looked like that albino.
Just like in real life
Leftist lol. Even when they’re 40+ years old they bicker like teens and spread gossip like some teenage mean girl group.
That's crazy.. they all act like 15 year old kids.
These writers should go on a strike so they get paid more
Famine - Dustborn
Pestilence - Forspoken
War - Goodbye Volcano High
Death - Concord
Snoot game won
@@Mimisrealhusband snoot snoot
@@Mimisrealhusband It always wins.
I don't know how an OneyPlays of Snoot Game would go, but I know that Tomar would be far too excited to say the slur for Triceratops.
@@ironraccoon3536 "We need to get these triggers out of our streets!"
Conquest - Saints Row Reboot
What’s with games like this and Saints Row being all about “empathy” and then having the characters act like psychopaths? They caused a car crash at the beginning that killed random civilians and no one cares.
Remember that one Life Is Strange game where the main protagonist has “empathy powers” and all it did was make her unreasonably violent whenever someone was angry?
after playing Disco Elysium i just realized nobody knows how to write human beings except the Estonian man who wrote that game
entitled first world 12 yr old worldview extrapolated to adult situations
"Empathy" is reserved for the people who matter uwuwuwuwuwuwu
Because you are only supposed to have empathy for the "correct" people.
“This game is made for nobody “
-Zach Hadel
Apelina agrees
-Anyone who has played this game
This game is forebroken-Chris
It was made just for the publishers, or whoever is obviously self inserted into this dogshit
Yeah wasn't this the game that was actually funded by the European government? Not even joking, GREAT use of taxes right here
It was nice of Adult Swim CEO to let Zach out of his iconic cage.
You can't keep someone that green and that retired in a cage forever.
Tbh he really needed a break from his nose being cranked to produce more stuff
In the CEO’s defense…He DID see it in Croc, he didn’t know no better.
Ahhh, his iconic cage. Iconically placed next to the “metal mask” on the ceo’s desk
@@valdriksthejazzborn His CEO said "I saw them put the little in cages and I thought "That looks not so bad".
Theres an image of this game's booth in a japanese gaming expo and its the saddest photo I've ever seen. All the crowd avoiding the booth like it was infected with an STD and the game director just standing in front of it alone.
Huh that's weird, where was the modern audience?
Saddest? More like funniest
@@Vaguer_Weevilit was right there
good
@@Vaguer_Weevilthe dude standing in front of it
THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO SAINT'S ROW
The threequel to that and Forespoken.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
This is gonna be epic *holds up spork*
@BiZkWiK87 quadroquel with Avengers
This honestly looks better than saints row.
the sing-along in the car genuinely made me feel uneasy lmao
"Uneasy"? Erm, I think you mean "enchanted", dude. It's so FRRRRRREAKING wholesome that they all sing together like true blue pals
Holds up spork@@JustSortaOK
Reminds me of Chris saying that he was embarrassed to play the Atlantica singalong songs in Kingdom Hearts 2. This one was ten times worse.
a truly quirk chungus heckin wholesome moment from the GOTY
I was unironically expecting it to be interrupted by a sudden car crash.
Convinced this game exists to make resistance to authority look fucking gay.
Punk has already done that
A gay game would be better because it would be constant gore and fucking.
Just look at John Waters movies. Pink Flamingos wasn't this lame and boring.
They do that well enough themselves
It really seems like that. The main character's mother is literally growing heroin. All the Justice officers are polite and seem very reasonable compared to the dustborn.
Surely the european union had no motive to do this....
It's absolutely terrifying to imagine how bad the work environment is for the developers if this is what an idealized version of social interaction looks like to them
This is what a bunch of Millenials grew up with, and they've gaslit themselves into believing it's normal. Now wonder they made gaslighting a superpower.
Sitting at your work bench when PAX West comes up to your table: "HEY! LISTEN. I NEED you to get this job done NOW, NOT in five minutes!!" while Anal Diddler Norm caresses your shoulder and goes "It's okay hun, you can still prove to PAX West that you're serious about this job! ^^"
Zach ran between Russian and Ukrainian forces yelling “STOP” and was turned to stone by Putin’s and Zelensky’s psychic clash. Soldiers ceased their CQC and brought him back to life with their tears, moved by this kooky little man’s sacrifice… aaaaand that’s where he’s been, full stop.
'STOP FIGHTIIIING!!'
"I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHY YOU'RE SO MEAN BUT YOU NEED TO STOP FIGHTING RIGHT NOW!"
And Cory was Pikachu.
Your days are numbered
The whole war was secretly orchestrated by Tomar to siphon US aid through Zelensky and cut Europe off of Russian natural gas so he can swoop in and make the EU reliant on his smokestacks
Okay the woman resembling their character from Saint's Row is insane
Shared universe.
@@JustapErson
The Oneyverse
Well she's Muslim so
Well, the people who make these games are insane too. So no surprise there
You mean the Rock Troll?
I’m glad Zach recovered from all his peanuts going sour.
Hey come on dude, he's actually dead now. Let the man rest in peace.
A PEANUT JIG. *a peanut jig*
@@JohanCruyff-wj4pfZachs not dead silly bones
Too soon
Too soon
If you don't know, Vitiligo is an autoimmune disease, where the immune system attacks melanocytes, the risk for skin cancer are much higher and in general is associated with other autoinmune diseases like arthritis, type 1 diabetes, Hashimoto thyroiditis, etc.
Why would give that to character that supposedly is the "muscle" of the group, is stressed all the time and is constantly under sunlight? Who knows
Her character bio reads that her biggest weakness is her STRENGHT. She just can't help being such a badass even if it hurts her! That's awesome as hell
Because the people who made this character aren't very smart, 'nuff said
They only care enough to shoehorn random traits onto characters for brownie points, not actually write a character around those traits which God forbid would require giving a shit and maybe an hour of research.
This is why people roll their eyes when they see these types of characters in games because they're indicative of a game that wants to appease, not impress.
@@blooeyes captain marvel ass writing 😂 “your weakness is that you don’t realise how much stronger and better you are than you think you are”
Reminds me of a Tumblr Hulk.
Hulking out and popping someone's eyeballs out of their head because the pressure got to her and got her to throw people around.
To quote one of Zach’s positive streams:
*”This is nothing it’s not even funny it’s just nothing”*
I think about Zach saying "thats nothing" and Chris laughing his ass off all the time.
it was actually a hate comment someone made 🤓
@@susanoo6962 It was a really good comment too lol it probably helped Zach grow and consider whether or not he was including any substance in his stuff
@ it’s not deep dude. just a funny comment some guy left and got made fun of
It really is just nothing sometimes
Chris was busy apologizing to the senate for having a gender reveal party and setting fire to all of L.A, he’s not having a baby he was just doing it for fun
Actually he had the party because it was the first time in his life he looked down while showering.
@@eightcoins4401he screamed in panic at his horse flopper I heard it all the way here in Alabama
It turns out that flamethrowers aren't a good substitute for confetti, who'da thunk
Oppenheimer vs rdj be like
He's going to ADX Florence for this one
So let me get this straight. Because I'm a European living in Europe, did I inadvertently fund this game?
If youre Norwegian, yes.
@nostromo9743 That's a relief. I can rest easy with a clear conscious knowing that I have nothing to do with this.
Can't believe the Norwegians gave us Black Metal & now... this.
I love eating euros
You indeed get taxed for half of your paycheck to fund this and some politician's children prostitutes
Europoors work so they can pay 60% income tax for dustborn 2
If I recall, the message at the end of the game is something like: "It doesn't matter if something is fact. If it makes you feel uncomfortable or you don't like it, you can disregard it as fact." In other words, feelings don't care about your facts.
The anti-Ben Shapiro
this game makes me uncomfortable so it doesn't exist anymore
What's with games now a days like forcing companions on you and being like "these are people you like" but give you no reason to like them
its just simply a very lazy way to justify why you'd be travelling in a group in the script.
You described most games ever
@@jinnizi Not even close.
Bad writing, and the writer forcing their preferences onto the audience with zero respect for the player's own agency.
The virgin whoever these losers are vs the chad Dom, Baird, and Cole.
The fat vitaligo woman is a trope that appeared directly from 2015 tumblr art circles so it existing in these games is a pretty good tell that someone on the team was in highschool or college at that time.
That, and also paid to check all those boxes. What a waste of Norwegian tax fund 😂
The fact we're seeing a trend here that originated from Tumblr AT ALL says everything we need to know about whoever designed these characters. Their overall mindset says more than their age ever could, even I wasn't that much a degen as a kid. It's more deeply rooted than that.
It’s a shame cause vitaligo is a really unique and interesting skin condition that can make for a good character design, yet it’s wasted on a fat tumblr discord mod and Frey the 2nd.
@@yowatchie No it can't
@@yowatchie I disagree with that other guy, vitiligo CAN make for a neat design. 👍
It's just so hard to believe that any of this game was made in good faith. It genuinely feels like a parody more than something genuine
They didnt have anyone capable of perceiving the issues, it was made in a echo chamber
Its surreal. Its like watching the original Scream.
The logical end-point of far left thinking. This is unironically how they see themselves.
Overly genuine? Overly pretentious @@imaniiatdemonhead
I feel like this was made by those people who hate games and gamers
It's like if Kotaku had its own game
These types of games are fascinating to me because they get so wrapped up in their activism and political correctness to the point that it somehow wraps all the way back around into being weirdly offensive and stereotypical, a type of game made for literally nobody
Even crazier is that it was funded by the government.
Even Hasan made fun of it, everyone could unite over laughing at Dustborn.
@@abigaillilac1370casual racist vs. competitive racist
@@abigaillilac1370 Hasan's opinion doesn't matter in the first place.
Reminds me of mass effect 2 that lets you date one of the only black guys in the series, but he ends up cheating on you and getting some other girl pregnant
-goes faster to avoid police -cause crash, leads to death -not your fault babe…
Unironically how people like that think. They are entirely unable to understand secondary effects of their actions.
@ don’t worry man the fictional characters aren’t real
@DeadCell-z2sthere are many people worse than the characters in these games lol
@@bluematter01 Yeah, like that CEO of Tesla... And just CEOs in general tbh.
@@HOTD108_ lol you are the people in this game
I bet they have vocal powers because the people that wrote this have a fantasy that yelling at people will solve their problems
I mean I kinda like the idea of that, a fantasy universe where sound has magical powers is an interesting idea, Elder Scrolls has some of that in the lore with Shouts and Tone having some magical powers, and Brutal Legend with the guitar riffs and singing, this game doesn't do it well at all though
Oh you have no idea, just wait until you see the combat. Yeah there's combat and you can actually yell at enemies in the middle of the fight, and she literally yells stuff like "You're a loser" to stun them. It gets worse too, when ledges are involved.. I don't think I'm allowed to explain what happens there..
@ Yeah I agree that's a cool concept, but the way I guess I should've phrased it is that their temper tantrums actually work on people to get what they want 😆
Reminds me of the women that went into the forest to yell and hit things with sticks after trump got in
@@Vaguer_Weevil"It's because I have empathy."
Niall exist for 10 seconds. Gets bullied for 99% of that 10 second period. Leaves and probably crys in a corner for rest of day.
Yeah, he got called fat and washed up by Chris in his first appearance lol
Gets genderbent in Miitopia, recorded and mocked.
With only his harem of ebony Goddess's to keep him company
You can't think that's how you spell cries.
I hope Niall is totally emotionless and an entire plague on their day to day lives. Because nothing else warrants the amount of times he gets bullied lol
Holy shit wait. So their main superpowers are:
- "Making people feel bad" Pax
- "Gaslighting" Noam
- "Becoming rock hard" Golem
The true toxic liberal gooner trifecta
Did you notice that Naom's gaslighting is literally just reassurance
@@hassledvaniabasically mansplaining
Their name is Gnome, the G is silent.
dont forget the mexican POC la hermano o algo
LMAO 😂 you got a point.
Taxpayer money funding a game where the good guys cause motorists to have head on collisions with police
The modern west:
@@AdamantLightLP THE WEEHHST HASS FALLENNN
@@AdamantLightLP Norway is my favourite western country
Holy shit Zach INSTANTLY knew an important twist to this shit. Makes me sad he didn’t get to see the predictable Forspoken Dragon being Freiya’s mom.
Seriously? What the fuck
What? A fucking dragon? What the g*odness?
I cannot believe you just spoiled Forspoken dude. That is freaking unforgivable dude.
Erm spoilers dude
What’s the twist?
The game makes you FEEL like you have a bad relationship with your father
This game makes you FEEL like you never had a father and your 2 moms told you how unique and special you were every second of every day 😂
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The game makes you FEEL like you feel you have a bad relationship with your father despite him paying your way to an expensive feminist college degree.
This game's made for people who have loving parents that they hate.
Jokes on them, I never had a relationship with my father
Cory just straight faced asking, "Is there a game here?" floored me.
Wow what a unique design, a light skin girl with a haircut like that, piercings, and a beanie. Never seen before.
At least devs have moved past the afro and hoop earrings disco lady.
@@JrIcifythat shit was leagues better. I’d rather Beyoncé in Austin powers than blue hair chick in life is strange
@@JrIcify You gotta get on dat river dood, da new black style is dreads, dreads, dreads, dreads and dreads. If yo character aint 90% dreads they no black
I mean...you can only go so unique. Theres a white girl too😂
"Be QUIET, a black queen is trying to speak."
There's only one queen I listen to, and they are the champions my friend.
@@Vaguer_Weevil Very clever reference. And good taste, my friend.
Her name was literally Queenleesha. I don't remember anything she said.
Heya hoya heya hoya
Zach is my black queen.
7:00 It's funny when these kind of stories think "doesn't get along with anyone" is a likable trait
Twitter girlboss moment
@@Adjudicuswomen aren’t on Twitter anymore. It’s just the Nazis.
@@Adjudicusbefore twitter it was known as the DW effect
@@arnoldpalmer3748bluesky girlboss moment?
Seems like an extension of the victim-fetishism. You're the good guy fighting the big bad system. So being unlikable just means that there's more people to fight. So you have more obstacles to overcome and you can be even more of a HERO!
I'm surprised that nobody's pointed out that bizarre moment in the beginning where you use your mind control powers to force the driver to accelerate, and then two minutes later, in the recap, the game itself tries to gaslight you by claiming that she accelerated on her own. Truly innovative, meta story telling.
Cory calling the vitiligo woman a golem is somehow so random and so fitting at the same time.
I mean it’s not that random, she is a golem. She turns into rock.
@@JoshLopez-f2i Golem means something else too. Ask Tomar.
All it's missing is the loin cloth and giant bug eyes
@@ojama1987 I wouldn't unless you wish to unleash his Golem Rage
They forgot to download the $15 Golem dlc
I nearly spat out my choco-soylent non-GMO latte when I saw this thumbnail. The boys are back! Gonna enjoy some avocado toast to this!
We need Mugmosas
Non-GMO? Just say you hate the environment sweaty
VERY WELL said my fellow Redditor! (nod head) (pat you in the back) Such a splendid comment deserve an UPDUDE!
Erm... Wow... Sending 17 wholesome awards to you, Might even send some reddit gold if my unemployment check comes in early
so funny.
*falls out of the chair* THEYRE BACK
*Falls out chair, soys at screen*
People forget man.
THEY DO EXIST
GULP
PINCH MY NIPS, I MUST BE DREAMING!
did u all notice that the poc queer people all had voice powers but only them bc their voices are powerful. this game is fucking epic as fuck
Erm devs raicist much?!
This game is so amazing and usher in communism for the west thank Jesus
Motifa was already a POC omnisexual superpowered queen but game developers refuse to acknowledge her existence.
Because its ok when *we* gaslight (thats what the powers called)
Seriously did they not think of that. The minority characters have a power called gaslighting!?!? something seen as a bad thing!! What were they thiiinking. Im starting to believe this is parody
FreAKing. EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!!!!! MY SPORK CAN ONLY BE HELD UP SO HIGH!!!!
Frey from forspoken might have comp in the "Character I despise so much because they're a complete asshole" contest
Pax vs Frey is legitimately a tough matchup
At keast Frey changes at the end, even if it isnt earned and rushed.
I feel like, without going too much into it, (although i know no one gives a shit about Dustborn spoilers) Pax clears by just a bit.
@@HalfBrainGamers What does Pax do that makes her worse? She didn't seem awful from this video.
@milliondollarmistake
Cons people on a regular basis. (there's a prologue comic that takes place before the start of the game)
Cheats on a guy with Noam. As in actively sleeps with both of them without the other knowing. (again, from prologue comic)
A dick to robots only because she can't manipulate them like she can with humans, she's only okay with one when it develops a sense of self (and can thus be manipulated)
Will almost always use her Vox to manipulate her friends instead of talking to them and communicating normally.
And the biggest one, is she is actually pregnant the entire time and will continue to actively fight cops and put her unborn child in danger. Even when she doesn't need to fight, which is 99% of the time.
These are actions that are taken regardless of "choice" and I think that's why she's worse than Frey. Frey, for all of her faults, at least doesn't try and put anyone's life in danger (aside from condemning a whole city to burn)
It's crazy how Kamala Khan is probably the least torturous character to watch in the "bad movies with bad protagonists" series
did you just... become a bigger asshole than me.... WITH YOUR FREAKING MIND?!?!
There is NO WAY that purple hair vitiligo character was unintentional that combination of traits is far too specific
They’re min maxing corporate approved representation. Literally just seeing how many brownie points they can fit into one character.
A fat woman with vitiligo and dyed hair was a very common trope in 2010s tumblr for some reason. The person who wrote the character was one of the people who would draw obese women with skin diseases, and Zach was one of the people who would laugh at them. 10 years later, that woman still crosses the minds of both of them from time to time.
She's also Muslim.
This is what real diversity looks like CHUD
@@kerzch672 I'm upset with you for knowing that
8:40 i like how the truck swerved into oncoming traffic to avoid hitting a car
Also wasn't it on the wrong side of the road? Isn't that a highway?
@Vaguer_Weevil its a highway but apparently there’s no median between opposing traffic. Also look at the dotted line, the entire highway is a passing lane, both ways. technically no one broke any laws here
Derranged writing haha
The fact that this game about 'revolution' was literally produced by the EU government really says it all, huh
Glad to see someone finally paid tomar's bail
Honestly didn't expect him to be out of prison so soon.
@@anarky3585I thought he pleaded insanity with his… erm… incident
They all pitched in, and now the Oney Plays studio is on its last legs unfortunately. Tomars plan has come to fruition. He can finally "rescue" Chris from bankrupcy and turn the channel fully AI generated.
I thought he moved to Texas to be apart of the rogansphere. I was really looking forward to his episode on the Joe Rogan experience
Can't a man run through the LA mountains with a blowtorch!? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
"i might have a laughing fit if there's a second banana" jesus christ i missed zach
I still can’t believe that not a single person on the team realized that the main characters are unlikable assholes
Characters are only as smart as the author.
I bet people noticed but weren't allowed to speak up without being condemned by the lead dev
I've seen this style of writing a lot in comics and games and I think the intention is the writer thinks it makes the characters cool or interesting.
Probably a ton of people knew this was going to be a train wreck, but they kept silent because they didn't want to get in trouble.
The further you get in the game, the more it seems like a parody of the far left.
I love the representation in this game! It was a brave inclusion to make raging violent and narcissistic people feel at home
Touhou Project did it better anyway
@@anueutsuho7425 At least the games generally don't depict the cast as holier than thou while treating them as if they're right, at least beyond the youkai causing chaos in Gensokyo so they can sustain their existence. In Reimu's case, it was only a logical conclusion that she'd investigate incidents if they amused her since she's done this shit so many times that she's practically a babysitter first and miko second. Not to mention that she barely receives any donations for her work so we can understand why she's so cranky while the fandom depicts her as greedy.
@@anueutsuho7425 The difference is Touhou doesn't try and pretend that these people are likable and well-adjusted, if somebody is scum then the game depicts them as so.
So glad they brought Chris back from the dead to do more let’s plays
His name is Oney's Monster
Thanfully Adam frankensteined his brother Chris from his grave,
Not the first time & certainly wont be the last
Does anyone know why he's six inches tall though?
Remember Tomar can stretch his magnificent neck from one side of the veil to the other and drag back any soul he desires with his mighty chompers
We're the Oneyborn, we're the Oneyporn
Our kind is stillborn
@noahschlogl4739 We ate a piece of corn
Jimmy Carter killed himself, we mourn
I squeeze my honky horn
I use knife and fork
Are there even that many people with severe vitiligo in the world? It's such a bizzarre fixation of modern mainstream pop-culture. It's everywhere, but like why?
I'm fine with it being present just because i always like more options, but I hate the push like it's some massive important feature and without it people won't be able to relate
It's because it's extremely easy to implement in your game as a diversity option. Missing limbs or deformities require a new model but with this they can just make a new texture.
There's more left handed people but I could count the amount of lefties in games with 1 hand
@@HwarmingAs a kid I was jealous that Link was left handed badass. I tried imagining swinging a sword with my left and holding a shield with my right. It sucks that he became right handed in later games due to motion controls.
It’s always vitiligo and like, no other skin condition too. Like I’m glad that the vitiligo havers in the audience can relate to their characters but what about like eczema or something
It's like the game equivalent of people who think they're revolutionaries for reading The Hunger Games and Divergent.
It's funny how many people would say The Hunger Games is a critique of capitalism when it's just communism. It's like Squid Games, the creator said it was a critique of capitalism but then it's just communism lmao
Saints Row 2022, Forspoken, and now Dustborn. It’s all coming together beautifully
Forgot about that one Marvel game
@@dg_productionsthe amazing stretchistani
@@dg_productions That Marvel game was so badly written it looped back to amazing. You could easily headcanon it as the Avengers grooming a mentally disabled teenage girl.
And life is strange
Forespoken has worse writing, yet somehow feels like a more genuine expression of art than this game. This game is trash and it's hilarious
THEYRE BACK BABY
Zacks back too!
@ a blessed day
And they're the three best friends that anybody could have! And they're the three best friends that anybody could have!
Black baby
They’re black baby
7:07 Good job editor, I genuinely thought for a second that the game called the main character unlikeable
"I don't know who the villains are in this game but I know they're right"
Hooraaaaay! Chris got done visiting his family, Zach finished working on Smiling Friends S3, and Tomar can finally get a break from building his homemade pipe-bombs!
Oh he's still making them, it's kind of a hobby now. Like knitting, he can just make them passively while chatting in the living room
Oh how cute you think season 3 is done
And cory escaped containment
They had a crew made up of Francesca Ramsey, Milo Yiannopoulos, the rapey teacher from Life is Strange 1, and the Saint's Row player character.
How could this have been anything other than a success?
"Saint's Row player character" rent free lmao.
@SpikesSpikesSpikes huh?
@@SpikesSpikesSpikes heh, oh buddy oh pal... you better calm down man....
@@SpikesSpikesSpikes What? What a weird non-sequitur.
@ they literally mention it in the video bud
I certainly wasn't expecting Zach on the first episode back but I'm always here for it.
I think might be the first one to quit. But I don’t know
Don’t want him too
They have to have him in one of these cringey badly written video games is tradition they had him in Marvel Avengers, Saints Row reboot, and Forspoken. I'm hoping if they play Dragon Age The Veilguard they also have Zach.
@@curlyhairboiakabaddude8922 there's nothing to quit. Zach doesn't work for oneyplays, his real job is making a television show for Adult Swim. I'm sure he gets paid for the episodes he's in but there's no stakes for him so why quit? He just shows up when he can, he only did like 3 recording sessions last year.
@@GrievousReborn The only person missing here is Lyle. He'd be guessing dialogue like in Forspoken
Making Zach and Tomar really big on the thumbnail and Cory as a tiny robot that you’ll miss at first glance was 100% intentional lol
Xeir voices are so heckin beautiful and valid
TSMT XISTER I'M WITH XHER 🥰
uwu
Absolutely LOVE Cory knowing all the behind-the-scenes lore of the game!!! He is spot on and adds so much more depth to the cringe.
ironically, cory is so confidently wrong about so many things I'm sure a lot of people will hear that this game was made with taxpayer money and think he's wrong
I love Cory because he can't go a minute without going "This reminds me of (existing piece of media)". I hope he gets freed soon.
He's gotten repetitive we need a break from him tbh
ngl thought you were verified
His therapy is working because he said that instead of hmmm this reminds me of porn
@@tek3576 Honestly I think that's a bit harsh. He's been getting better with not interrupting or talking too much about gaming facts. A lot more chill than he used to be.
@@tek3576 Seriously, does he need to be in every series? He's going to talk over the other three so much. Avengers/Forespoken wouldn't have been nearly as fun to listen to with Cory loudly shouting and screaming over everything.
I get that him being a tar d can be amusing at times, but when the game's already funny and you have Chris, Zach and Tomar, is it really necessary to have Cory being a sperg?
Games like this are made just to prove that it's bare-ass obvious when something is made out of spite and not for the purpose of fun. It sucks that the only way to find enjoyment from this is watching the Oney crew suffer through it.
I love when Oneyplays has Zach on to play a lolcow game.
We got the OneyPlays Dustborn playthrough before Shadow Generations
We gotta wait for Armenian Cory to return to LA for that playthrough
@@scottball2796 He needs a good dose of that LA air
Corey has lost his Hedgehog privilege.
@@scottball2796 they need to recreate Armenian Cory but this time he's standing in front of the smoldering wreckage of LA lmao
Cory sucks
despite the commentary quite hard to watch, the bubble the devs had to exist in to make this is unbelievable.
They really believe they are good people. But in reality they belong in jail.
the irony of that statement, in THIS comment section. absolute clown world
@@SpikesSpikesSpikes"da irony!?&!_?" Lol alright man
@@SpikesSpikesSpikesI'm not sure this is the right place for you if such an innocuous statement gets you that upset.
This was thought up in 2016, came out last year at the worst possible time.
The only upside of Brexit is knowing that my tax money was spared from paying for this game.
Oh hey, it's the game where they rhyme 'newborn' with 'porn'.
What did they mean by this?
The European Anthem
😰
The elites pass infants around like fleshlights.
@@smallestgoober9399 Probably just some French guys sick fetish.
Oh boy, I can't wait for this playthrough of Forespoken 2, where you can guess every line of dialog before it's uttered.
so you're saying you can forespeak all the dialog?
I dunno, so far most of the dialogue I’ve heard in this seems like the last thing I would ever hear uttered from a human being. My reactions so far are more “huh?” than “saw it coming a mile away.”
ah yes, the multiverse of vitiligo mexican ogre
Rich people for real do have giant pictures of themselves in their homes, usually with horses or some other Bourgeoisie crap. Glad y'all are back. What a banger to start with :D
I like how no one in game development actually studies how to build and develop a character based on their setting and background anymore, they just think of themselves and their annoying friends and are like "yeah this would totally be us if we were in that situation" SHUT UP, THIS IS WHY I LEFT THE GAME'S INDUSTRY YOU'RE ALL SO ANNOYING
**Wipes one giant piece of dandruff off head
They’re BACK
I don't know how far they're gonna make it in this dogshit game, but I kid you not, there is a major plot later on where the main character talks about how a group of people are being brainwashed by evil forces that have to utilize misinformation to bring people to their side. Following this revelation, a few minutes later the MC unlocks an ability to use misinformation to brainwash groups of people. Absolutely no self awareness with any of the writing in this game.
Dude omg
"Wait a minute, there's no 'woke mind virus', I have a PhD! Why was I talking like that?"
"I just murdered those people"
"Its not your fault"
My sisters in christ, you drove on the wrong side of a road and made a semi swerve into oncoming traffic. Whose fault was it?
Oh my god. The first video of 2025, Zach is back, and it's about Dustborn, a hilarious trainwreck that makes Forspoken look good.
I can't wait for them to play one episode of this now, one in another three months, and then to release the "complete series" in autumn, along with seventeen compilations like "BEST ZACH IMPRESSIONS FROM DUSTBORN" and "BIGGEST LAUGHS FROM DUSTBORN".
why even compare the two games? how do they anything in common?
@@SpikesSpikesSpikes writing. Their dialogue has that same cringey "god I wish joss whedon would come into my room at night" kind of talking, and the "heroes" are terrible people that the writers think are great for some reason.
Imagine when they get to Dragon Age Veilguard
@@329link There's a reason the characters are always just dickheads in those games. The writers wanted edgy antiheroes. But the writers only consume corporate capeshit. So the only way to have an antihero, is just making the characters as annoying as possible.
@@329link right, because not agreeing with someones personalty/style makes them a "terrible person"
My tax money went to this game
If that's not a good argument for tax fraud, I don't know what is.
Thank you for your service
Congratulations! I hope you got a special mention in the end credits. 🥰
chris is the woman driving, tomar is the man with the sunglasses, zach is the white haird albino, and corey is the cranky woman with the hat
or cory is the golem, chris is the albino, tomar is the guy, and zach is the angry woman
Seeing literally anyone with vitiligo is a guaranteed sign that whoever designed the game has no idea how to make a game or interesting characters. It's a default choice for "I want variety and inclusiveness" without realizing how stereotypical it is of anyone with their ideology
i think it’s some weird ESG requirement
This game is what Europeans think America is like. In the lore of the game JFK survives the assassination which causes him to become a dictator and turn the US into a police state. Why did they have to do JFK so dirty like that 😭
Whaaaaaat, JFK was like the one guy trying to undo all the federal control…
Wasn't it because Jackie died instead of him? He went full dictator because his wife died? What?
@@AdamantLightLP Yeah that's why he got shot in the first place.
Can we go back to the days when Europeans depicting America made stuff like Robocop?
@@judgementkazzy5201thats literally just Injustice
now it makes sense; they needed a month in the intensive care unit to recover from playing this
I guess trump's executive order to bring back oneyplays worked.
“It’ll be out when it’s out, and we like that”
This, my friends, is why we vote. Brings a big salty tear to my eye it does
Unfortunately he will be deported back to Ireland after this episode due to the next executive order
Thats why i voted for him
"oohh, that's a big one"
"He creates a vacuum with a syringe" got 0 laughs and made me spit my water out
My favorite part of this game is how apparently this ultra-fascist nation is so evil that when the border patrol stops them and they sing a song about how they're here to upheave and replace the government, all they get is some cringing and allowed through.
A secret ending is a pov of the main characters facing the wall
That opening with the bus is the ultimate simulation of what its like to have to deal with or work with these types of people. 10+ minutes of being unable to solve the simplest of problems because they're having panic attacks
It’s almost like disabilities… disable you or something. Don’t kid anyone, you’re making a “the west has fallen” comment on an oneyplays video, we all know you don’t have a job
@@FloofMotheryou're really reading deep into what they said
@@unclebaba3463 what did floofmother say
who are "these types of people"?
@@unclebaba3463 I mean they obviously have nothing good to say about the people they supposedly work with every day. Couldn’t you argue that everyone here is reading deep into the game and/or this guy is reading deep into his coworkers behavior for the purpose of concluding something negative about people he doesn’t and probably will never know
I legit thought Chris and the gang died in the fires with how long it took for a new video, except for Tomar of course who started it.
4:57 they actually, unironically used poop font
In yellow mustard color no less
And it's a pretty unhealthy diets
No video for 4 weeks just to return with a Dustborn video is such a Sigma move.
Can't believe no one realises this isn't the real oney plays cast, Tomar has been ranting about replacing them with AI for months now, I think he was just waiting for an "accident" like the LA fires to make his move
I think I stopped watching this channel for like 3-4 years and I forgot how funny you guys are
Finally, the fourth installment to the “Cringe Quadrilogy”.
Avengers, Saints Row, Forspoken, and now Dustborn!
I think Avengers is an underrated psychological horror masterpiece.
It's a game about a group of adults grooming a young mentally disabled girl by pretending she's "joining the superhero group"
They’re collecting the cringe infinity stones
Now we just need Suicide Squad and Veilguard, and it’ll be completed
(30 seconds in)
Oh, these characters DESERVE the Oneyplays treatment!
This really is Saint's Row all over again, vitiligo and all.
Tomar sounds great after all the things he did with that horse. Worth the $25 I paid for the live stream
Old Nelly?
Cory calling the big girl with vitiligo a "rock golem" is the funniest thing I've heard in at least 2 months 😂
I will forever remain astounded that games like this are allowed to exist. I watched the whole thing, and I already forgot all the characters.
Paint Tool SAI, PAX West, Guy, and British. Pretty sure.
I only remember the robot's name, ironically has more character than all of them combined
@@Vaguer_Weevil That also happened with the bad borderlands sequel. The only likable character was the robot.
I think it’s because the people writing these games are awful at writing humans, so the only characters they can write with some degree of accuracy are non-humans. I like robots so i’m not complaining i guess.
What kind of character designer sits down and says to themselves *"Alright, first trait? Vitiligo"*
*extreme Vitiligo,
Like 99% of Vitiligo is a single little spot
Someone on the team probably has it and wanted to reflect themselves in the character
I still think that when they designed that character she originally didn't have vitiligo, but they added it in the end to check the vitiligo box in the diversity list.
Vitiligo is the easiest way to have representation when you don't actually give a damn about the people.
23:55 wow, very subtle. Cant you tell that they're living in a dystopia where theyre constantly being monitored?
The character descriptions remind me of when you would RP in Roblox and would put your whole personality and backstory above your character
THE ZACH IS BAAAAACK
CORY CHOMPING AT HIS FEET ZACH’S OUR HERO