Opie & Anthony: "Caution! Retard's In Area" (07/25/06)

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  • @fartymcfly5470
    @fartymcfly5470 4 роки тому +143

    I think I saw a few of these signs at a Hannah Gadsby show

  • @WoahLookAtThatFreak
    @WoahLookAtThatFreak 4 роки тому +71

    1:52
    "That's why you gotta love the water-heads!"
    The comedic timing of a bowling ball being tossed through a plate glass window.

    • @zacharyjune7510
      @zacharyjune7510 4 роки тому +6

      it was such shit

    • @AndrewBarsky
      @AndrewBarsky 4 роки тому +4

      Your bashing is hilariously descriptive 😂

    • @zeroireland
      @zeroireland 4 роки тому +9

      Hold on hold on lay off the Opester. He knows comedy! He's been doing this since he was 18 years old!

    • @dorpth
      @dorpth 4 роки тому +4

      His fake funny voice is 2nd only to his ear shattering "ironic laugh" for sheer enraging.

    • @tenorandrewowens
      @tenorandrewowens 3 роки тому +2

      total Chip

  • @gundamwingful
    @gundamwingful 4 роки тому +30

    15:10 Jimmy : he doesn't care about the sign he can't even read it he thinks it's a big sugar cookie . LOL

    • @notsocrates9529
      @notsocrates9529 3 роки тому +1

      Jimmy is woke now, I don't think he would make that style of joke anymore. I hate him, he stinks. The end.

  • @cflores1889
    @cflores1889 4 роки тому +44

    The opster was in love with that 'waterhead' thing.

    • @williampoole1742
      @williampoole1742 4 роки тому +14

      Just like "MAN SANDWICH" when they were covering 90 Day Fiance

    • @nimo517
      @nimo517 4 роки тому +7

      My god that stuck with me too and I’m glad I wasn’t the only one. The moment he said it first, he sounded more ignorant than the neighbors with the sign... he’s just clueless and the guy who says one thing too far, not bc it’s horrible, but because it’s not meant to be funny- just unknowingly as off as the ones he’s talking about

    • @tumalditamadresita
      @tumalditamadresita 4 роки тому +5

      Isn't his kid a waterhead

    • @codiefitz3876
      @codiefitz3876 3 роки тому +3

      @@tumalditamadresita Yes

    • @grilledlettuce1845
      @grilledlettuce1845 2 роки тому

      @@tumalditamadresita Hahaha ha that's fucking awesome!

  • @onceagain77
    @onceagain77 4 роки тому +29

    Looks like Bert Kreischer.

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 4 роки тому +3

      I thought that WAS Bert, with Rogan standing on the left...

  • @cheechdubinsky6709
    @cheechdubinsky6709 3 роки тому +26

    13yr old with R-strength, throwing rocks at little kids, could be a problem. Haha

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah like how big are these rocks...?? That reminds me, that clip of the family who used the cattle prod on their water head son for 30 years ... Maybe Colton needs a few volts to keep him from throwing rocks

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 3 роки тому +1

      As someone who used to get into rock fights with my fellow tards, it is rather unpleasant. It’s like getting hit with bbs

  • @YuriTardid
    @YuriTardid 4 роки тому +28

    I'm dealing with this right now. Neighbors moved in, retard kid, 12 hours a day the kid goes on a tear, wailing shrieking and banging on the walls to no end. I don't complain. The father lets the little runt spin around the driveway with his bike for about an hour a day to likely burn away some of the kid's energy but when they go back inside it's straight back to screaming like a stuck pig until the middle of the night. What hell.

    • @ourword3112
      @ourword3112 4 роки тому +12

      Throw rocks at them

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 3 роки тому +2

      Damn, mate that sounds horrible. If you still are there you need to strike back. Dose the water head up or something...

    • @AxelSpott
      @AxelSpott 3 роки тому +3

      Stop hanging out in the kids bedroom and go back in your own house ya creep. It’ll be a lot quieter in your place. Now I know, I know. You find it hard to resist because he’s too slow to tell on you but still pretty gross champ.

    • @mileslong3904
      @mileslong3904 3 роки тому +8

      I'd move out. That potato is going to fall down on your property and the parents will sue you.

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 3 роки тому +1

      @@mileslong3904 hahahaha I love this comment! 😂 Do you remember the story Bobby Kelly told the boys about the job he had caretaking a group of them? With their long tongues...

  • @alexiryo
    @alexiryo 3 роки тому +13

    Such greggshells in this clip

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 4 роки тому +46

    99% of the time "offended" people are offended for some one else.

    • @ahumanitarian2609
      @ahumanitarian2609 4 роки тому +6

      That's offensive to a friend of my family soo I'm offended.

    • @walterwhite1601
      @walterwhite1601 4 роки тому +5

      @@ahumanitarian2609 I’m offended that you take offense just because you know a person who’s been offended

    • @Zach-uv3jg
      @Zach-uv3jg 7 днів тому +1

      Wow, way to invalidate people telling them they cant be offended. Im offended.

  • @pdworld2418
    @pdworld2418 3 роки тому +17

    i don't like they kept doing the "well it's not the kids fault" bs. i have a sister who is mentally disabled, we've never let her get away with anything just because she's disabled. as soon as you start that shit, they realize there's no consequences for their shitty behavior (which they do know is shitty)

    • @georgezimmerman3334
      @georgezimmerman3334 3 роки тому +11

      Is she single

    • @RevivalOfBuzzBuzz
      @RevivalOfBuzzBuzz 3 роки тому +1

      Can’t be too hard on her lol

    • @TonyMichaels166
      @TonyMichaels166 10 місяців тому +2

      I work with a severely regarded guy who uses his crippling disability to get away with everything. I told my boss not to hire him, but he did anyways. Now it is almost legally impossible to get rid of him for anything he does, or more accurately, does not do.

  • @jamiesullivan5800
    @jamiesullivan5800 4 роки тому +10

    In record time, Opie

  • @andrewschuschu3499
    @andrewschuschu3499 3 роки тому +29

    He made it plural- he ain’t talking about the kid, the sign is 110% directed at the parents.

    • @dillonwalshpvd
      @dillonwalshpvd 3 роки тому +5

      Actually he distinctly made it singular >.< I really hate that nobody can read or write in English anymore I’m not going to lie

    • @Cagney68
      @Cagney68 3 роки тому +1

      @@dillonwalshpvd - Same.

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 3 роки тому +1

      @@dillonwalshpvd Guarantee he meant to make it plural but yeah, people are big dumb.

    • @andrewschuschu3499
      @andrewschuschu3499 2 роки тому

      @@dillonwalshpvd woops is that an apostrophe there? Looked like it was part of the N above, like the guy wrote the c-a-u-t-i and then realized he was running out of space so he jammed a messed up letter n into there above. The picture is kind of obscured.

  • @krayzeejojo
    @krayzeejojo 3 роки тому +4

    “Thank you, mayor.” Lol

  • @billmcleod353
    @billmcleod353 4 роки тому +19

    I'm gonna put some of these signs up in the stores I shop in so that shoppers don't get their expectations too high for service.

    • @therealayatollah2678
      @therealayatollah2678 4 роки тому +4

      We've had those signs up in break rooms for years. Just a reminder that some customers are entitled morons. 🍻

  • @Born2b_WILDe
    @Born2b_WILDe 3 роки тому +7

    This explains all of the signs in my neighborhood growing up ☹️

  • @jabberman3000
    @jabberman3000 4 роки тому +12

    Real ass dude of the week

  • @maikeru01
    @maikeru01 4 роки тому +39

    we all just gonna ignore that apostrophe

    • @bink
      @bink 4 роки тому +18

      Not to rain on your parade but the apostrophe is grammatically correct depending on the context. Since it's obviously meant to be singular, the apostrophe most likely implies a conjunction, as in "retard is in area", so it's not wrong.

    • @merces47letifer4
      @merces47letifer4 4 роки тому +1

      @@bink yeah that family looks like they really thought it out.

    • @bink
      @bink 4 роки тому +1

      @@merces47letifer4 Hard to say which family that is in the picture but hey, facts is facts lol

    • @bullschitt3666
      @bullschitt3666 22 дні тому

      Better than their "out area"

  • @fartymcfly5470
    @fartymcfly5470 4 роки тому +13

    Thank you Mayor lol gold star for Lil Yimmy

  • @mileslong3904
    @mileslong3904 3 роки тому +6

    I need this sign at work.

    • @mileslong3904
      @mileslong3904 3 роки тому +4

      Now that I think about it, they do have this sign but it euphemistically reads "Diversity is our strength".

    • @Zach-uv3jg
      @Zach-uv3jg 7 днів тому

      @@mileslong3904I never see certain people doing manual labor 🤔 and the ones that do like to sit A LOT.

  • @FryingTiger
    @FryingTiger 21 годину тому

    The apostrophe makes it so much better.

  • @hippa2dahoppa2
    @hippa2dahoppa2 4 роки тому +3

    2:49 "it could be worse" hahahahahha

  • @duffman2112
    @duffman2112 4 роки тому +6

    Why would you put a sign in the yard of your haunted house saying "spooks please leave"? They're in the house.....

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 3 роки тому +1

      Stuff like that just rolls right off Ants tongue! 😂

  • @imperfectlygreat9530
    @imperfectlygreat9530 4 роки тому +21

    20 seconds in and Opie already nearly ruined the bit!

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 4 роки тому +3

      Lol yeah, yet another literal response to a joke, from the most insecure male on the planet
      I'm assuming that's what you're talking about😏

    • @rubberchix
      @rubberchix 3 роки тому

      I was like Wow

  • @IIIDarkIII
    @IIIDarkIII 3 роки тому +2

    24:00 Opie stops the momentum of the fun of course.

  • @alimaiga6135
    @alimaiga6135 Рік тому +1

    Eugenics? That's why 😂

  • @PauloHernandezXD
    @PauloHernandezXD 5 місяців тому

    1:53 Wow, that line is so good you could put it on a t-shirt!!! /s lmfao

  • @Connection-Lost
    @Connection-Lost 3 роки тому +2

    Trolling is a art

  • @blancoboyjones7824
    @blancoboyjones7824 4 роки тому +17

    Is that Bobo in the background?

    • @johngriff914
      @johngriff914 4 роки тому +5

      I thought this whole story was about Bobo.

    • @sn0wmankuro
      @sn0wmankuro 4 роки тому +1

      He even has the classic bowling shirt from SuperShow III

  • @jacklegg21
    @jacklegg21 3 роки тому +1

    Love the excess apostrophe on the sign.

  • @sn0wmankuro
    @sn0wmankuro 4 роки тому +1

    2:00 just a brilliant exchange

  • @natashanarushev3450
    @natashanarushev3450 4 роки тому +4

    I call it corky strength.

  • @Born2b_WILDe
    @Born2b_WILDe 3 роки тому +1

    Ant describing his mainstream class is fucking hilarious.

  • @tobymcgroby8967
    @tobymcgroby8967 4 роки тому +2

    10:14 Buh-teh-buh-teh-buh-tehhh😬

  • @orokusaki8670
    @orokusaki8670 3 роки тому +6

    The funniest thing about this whole story is how these adults are taking it so seriously but early on it was revealed a kid can’t even read and doesn’t have any idea what’s going on. So technically no one should be offended

    • @LambertBowden56
      @LambertBowden56 2 місяці тому

      Their slow kid assaulted another kid... and they're more concerned about a stupid sign. Those parents are complete Assholes.

  • @larrytaylor3048
    @larrytaylor3048 3 роки тому +1

    Don’t look them in their eyes, drives em crazy.

  • @DavidmAkers
    @DavidmAkers 4 роки тому +1

    "Alriiight"

  • @härjaren
    @härjaren 3 роки тому +1

    1:52 Politically correct "better then Ant and Norton" Opie Greg Hughes

  • @theATkid
    @theATkid 3 роки тому +3

    well the person put an apostrophe s so whoever wrote the sign aint to bright

  • @jamesbrennan4163
    @jamesbrennan4163 2 роки тому

    No No Gallagher hit the whiffle ball with a sledgehammer

  • @DreFromMaine8472
    @DreFromMaine8472 2 роки тому

    HERP DERP DOY YOY YOY!!!!!

  • @flashkraft
    @flashkraft 4 роки тому +3

    My friend calls them Hurdy Gurdys.

  • @gypsymorning8558
    @gypsymorning8558 3 роки тому +1

    8:46 Opie joke steal and joke repeat.

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky 4 роки тому

    “How’d you do?” 😂

  • @kimmygibler760
    @kimmygibler760 3 роки тому +4

    How did anyone ever find Opie entertaining at all.

    • @FrostyLuciano
      @FrostyLuciano 3 роки тому +1

      Im not a fan of him but he did bring an awkward humor every once in a while

    • @TurdFerguson0528
      @TurdFerguson0528 Рік тому +1

      Back in the day, he was considered part of a package deal. I never liked him though.... His shtick ran it's course after WNEW. It wasn't until that Nopie guy started surgically trimming him out of clips that I realized how little he brought to anything.

  • @raspycellist
    @raspycellist 2 місяці тому

    These signs hang outside the dnc.

    • @Spootnik
      @Spootnik Місяць тому

      You weird political people are so fucking out there. Like you can't think of anything outside of politics. Must be a horrible life.

  • @Gobbersmack
    @Gobbersmack 3 роки тому

    How come they never isolated it?

  • @mattkinsman272
    @mattkinsman272 4 роки тому +2

    Gotta be honest, not usually a jimmy fan. He was on FIRE this episode 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jabberman3000
    @jabberman3000 2 роки тому

    16:56 pirate Steve c

  • @princeallellooya9407
    @princeallellooya9407 4 роки тому +1

    IM no't sur'e wha't th'e proble'm i's.

  • @peartfaldo
    @peartfaldo 4 роки тому +11

    probably went on to a career in politics

  • @Shrubchucker
    @Shrubchucker 4 роки тому +1

    Hey opie with the black guy joke

  • @mattthemarine46
    @mattthemarine46 8 місяців тому

    Insulting a disabled kid, classy!

    • @StevenBray-o4m
      @StevenBray-o4m 7 місяців тому

      They'd had enough

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD 5 місяців тому

      Passive aggressive sarcasm, a real weak mentality to have, lol, just say you don't like them.

  • @merces47letifer4
    @merces47letifer4 4 роки тому +2

    What in the South Carolina is this shit?

  • @steveschu
    @steveschu 3 роки тому

    What are they laughing about? Not a good bit.

  • @codiefitz3876
    @codiefitz3876 3 роки тому

    Ugh. Penrod humor.

  • @icebby7308
    @icebby7308 2 місяці тому

    Whats the boy gonna do, read the sign and discover emotions?