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  • @MikeRiderOOO
    @MikeRiderOOO 4 роки тому +3879

    “NOW I’M FEELING OBJECTIFIED BY YOUR MALE GAZE!”

  • @jizzmaster4144
    @jizzmaster4144 4 роки тому +4687

    “Hitchcock offered a message session for your wife...”
    “W H A T
    “So I pepper sprayed him”

    • @kekekeke2200
      @kekekeke2200 4 роки тому +127

      Terry for real sounded like sam jackson when he said your mail gaze

    • @ajet0452
      @ajet0452 4 роки тому +10

      I didn't see these lines anywhere in the video

    • @amzwl1671
      @amzwl1671 3 роки тому +20

      @@ajet0452 4:00

    • @ajet0452
      @ajet0452 3 роки тому +8

      @@amzwl1671 God bless you

    • @Nobody-sy8hb
      @Nobody-sy8hb 3 роки тому +1

      Watched that today lol

  • @alejandrososa2016
    @alejandrososa2016 4 роки тому +7455

    *terry loves responsible agricultural practices*

  • @Christian31413
    @Christian31413 4 роки тому +4070

    “ do I look like a man who snacks?”
    “You look like 8 circles with suspenders on.”
    🤣🤣

    • @kalcheus
      @kalcheus 4 роки тому +76

      There is no way Charles came up with that line by himself

    • @ETiDeQuenVesSendo
      @ETiDeQuenVesSendo 4 роки тому +25

      I don't get the joke. Honestly

    • @kalcheus
      @kalcheus 4 роки тому +192

      @@ETiDeQuenVesSendo my guess: there's a common method to draw people that starts with circles, you then fill out the rest of the body over the circles. Since the circles are typically based on the muscles, saying he's just circles means that he's made up of nothing but the basic muscle shapes. That's how I took the joke.

    • @Christian31413
      @Christian31413 4 роки тому +6

      Me neither

    • @janessecretdiary
      @janessecretdiary 3 роки тому +15

      @@ETiDeQuenVesSendo 8 circles as in his abs

  • @Spartan_5271
    @Spartan_5271 3 роки тому +3626

    Boyle: "You're looking a little............ fat."
    Terry: *Sets down the nibs*
    Boyle: *Having his life flash before his eyes*

    • @mrfacestab5758
      @mrfacestab5758 3 роки тому +66

      Boyle: Oh, boy...

    • @jeshonloonskin4176
      @jeshonloonskin4176 3 роки тому +30

      @SuperMarioFan 3001 Terry: You can’t comment on my body.

    • @nxghtmare83
      @nxghtmare83 3 роки тому +37

      @@jeshonloonskin4176 NOW I’M FEELING OBJECTIFIED BY YO MALE GAZE

    • @spac_ial
      @spac_ial 2 роки тому +19

      Boyle: Absolutely not sir, just listen...

    • @Ann3liese
      @Ann3liese 2 роки тому +17

      @@spac_ial Terry: NO I DONT WANNA LISTEN BOYLE

  • @Jhars39253
    @Jhars39253 3 роки тому +830

    “Did you have like 1% body fat”
    “Well now I’m at 1.8... I’m fat”

  • @realsanmer
    @realsanmer 3 роки тому +519

    Holt saying "titties" still busts my lungs every time.

  • @bad_steel9636
    @bad_steel9636 4 роки тому +1558

    The resting heart rate of 6 and 1.6% body fat comments made me realize Terry is like the Brooklyn 99 version of Chris Traeger

    • @k1llth3dj
      @k1llth3dj 3 роки тому +17

      Omg YES!!!!!

    • @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916
      @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 3 роки тому +77

      The microchip has been compromised

    • @GooseGeuse22
      @GooseGeuse22 3 роки тому +23

      ragnor fell and can't get up I’m late, but I want to contribute.
      My body is a microchip. A grain of sand could destroy it

    • @icemav5740
      @icemav5740 3 роки тому +26

      Stop. Pooping.

    • @juniorsundar
      @juniorsundar 3 роки тому +16

      @@GooseGeuse22 you forgot a few literally’s in that sentence

  • @rochishnudas783
    @rochishnudas783 4 роки тому +744

    "This preamble is making me nibby"
    Man, Terry's great. 😆

  • @odiadonervo1915
    @odiadonervo1915 4 роки тому +1686

    Fat Terry looks like Big Smoke with no glasses

    • @bruhwils46
      @bruhwils46 4 роки тому +27

      Your right he does look like him

    • @educlarity
      @educlarity 3 роки тому +7

      Or hat

    • @bobobo-bo-bo-bobo3683
      @bobobo-bo-bo-bobo3683 3 роки тому +14

      OOOOOOHH

    • @hartantoanggoro
      @hartantoanggoro 3 роки тому +5

      and he never do that bike mission

    • @JustAnotherAccount8
      @JustAnotherAccount8 3 роки тому +15

      I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

  • @erinstojkov9300
    @erinstojkov9300 3 роки тому +519

    Terry Crews is an American treasure and we must protect him at all costs

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 2 роки тому +5

      True

    • @cataclysm7256
      @cataclysm7256 Рік тому +1

      TERRY FOR PRESIDENT

    • @alm8399
      @alm8399 2 місяці тому

      We gotta do a better job from protecting him from the Hollywood scene. He said they went after him a few times.

  • @seventeenrighthere_
    @seventeenrighthere_ 2 роки тому +105

    “And Hitchcock offered massage sessions for your wife”
    “What?”
    “So I pepper sprayed him”
    “You’re a good man Charles”

  • @kimberlainwatson6266
    @kimberlainwatson6266 2 роки тому +240

    I never noticed them turning off the lights just as Terry’s coming for his Mu Shu Pork 😂😂😂😂😂 “you’re not closed!l hahaha

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 2 роки тому +20

      Oh I didn’t even notice that until you mentioned it that’s so cool

  • @alykhodeir9309
    @alykhodeir9309 3 роки тому +453

    2:13 terry crews sounds like Samuel Jackson.

    • @pranavnambi8010
      @pranavnambi8010 3 роки тому +33

      I thought I heard the exact voice somewhere else. Thanks man! 😂

    • @somerandomguy2316
      @somerandomguy2316 3 роки тому +9

      Right?!

    • @pdc66
      @pdc66 3 роки тому +7

      thought It was just me who thought that

    • @CPZShows
      @CPZShows 3 роки тому +4

      I thought I was the only one who thought that 😨

    • @mattpaul173
      @mattpaul173 2 роки тому

      I didn’t notice until you said now it all I hear

  • @shaneyzamora2525
    @shaneyzamora2525 2 роки тому +55

    Its so nice the team volunteered their off time, not to take his paper work, but to help his family. Shows how close they are to go that far the guy.

  • @Alex-zv2rr
    @Alex-zv2rr 4 роки тому +178

    " My resting heartrate is six Boyle *SIX* "

  • @wazoskislark7489
    @wazoskislark7489 4 роки тому +253

    I'll have 2 number nines, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven and a large soda.

  • @Posit_Zero_Blue
    @Posit_Zero_Blue 4 роки тому +215

    With Boyle it's not "no pun intended" it's..."metaphor intended". That there is positivity .

  • @EasrterRising1fan
    @EasrterRising1fan 4 роки тому +142

    I love Terry, I watch this show partly because of him.

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 4 роки тому +2

      He's fantastic.

    • @Ryanjleary
      @Ryanjleary 3 роки тому

      Terry is great. Perfect for the show

    • @frankjoz2803
      @frankjoz2803 2 роки тому +1

      I started because of him! I loved him on Everybody hates Chris and last year I watched the whole 99

  • @EasrterRising1fan
    @EasrterRising1fan 3 роки тому +37

    Haha I just realized he is like a televangelist in his big speech about learning something from him. Televangelists always preach on the sins they suffer most from and he is spot on, wow comic and writing gold!

  • @ritviksharma5949
    @ritviksharma5949 3 роки тому +81

    ....so i pepper sprayed him. This was epic.

  • @kyung-wanyoo5649
    @kyung-wanyoo5649 3 роки тому +31

    *Terry moves a little*
    Terry: "That's a nib"

  • @Luc1ferMorningstarAG
    @Luc1ferMorningstarAG 3 роки тому +28

    The Pork scene kinda made me sad and happy. Like his hunger is controlling him and he can’t do anything about it. But the part that makes me happy is due to the fact he changed extremely quick after knowing that his situation is getting worse and worse

  • @kalcheus
    @kalcheus 4 роки тому +66

    "Oh nibs what am I going to do?!?"

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 3 роки тому +36

    “This preamble is making me nibby!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yuenhohui2193
    @yuenhohui2193 3 роки тому +115

    The part where he complained that the nib was too small really hit hard

  • @jaredzeno472
    @jaredzeno472 3 роки тому +35

    Fat Terry makes me feel so bad. It's all because of stress in his life. So sad and relatable

    • @yoshijb9428
      @yoshijb9428 5 місяців тому

      More like pathetic and a lame excuse to not get better.

    • @pearlescobar9449
      @pearlescobar9449 Місяць тому

      Please be kind

  • @waikeonglim7703
    @waikeonglim7703 2 роки тому +17

    Sometimes I wonder why Brooklyn Nine-Nine isn't a cartoon instead of live-action. In my opinion it just feels that way

  • @itsaidanyaboi
    @itsaidanyaboi 3 роки тому +110

    I find it odd that Terry and Holt used to work together they should mention it more often

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 роки тому +16

      Maybe they didn't work closely in the previous precinct and it was a long time ago

  • @Lewej1
    @Lewej1 2 роки тому +109

    "Now I'm feeling objectified by your male gaze!" is one of the best lines of this episode, for sure.

    • @thelevisullivan
      @thelevisullivan 2 роки тому +3

      Why did Holt and Terry get a majority of the best lines?

  • @TheNevabee
    @TheNevabee 4 роки тому +35

    It's already Season 8, we need our Fat-Terry in the show. 🤣🤣
    I hope to see Fat-Terry for longer in one season.

    • @lyam32
      @lyam32 2 роки тому +3

      I actually hope he doesn’t go fat again to be honest

  • @gatonaranja2258
    @gatonaranja2258 3 роки тому +52

    2:13 When I heard this on Greivous 66, I could've sworn that was Sam Jackson.

  • @cascadeoceanwavesblues
    @cascadeoceanwavesblues 3 роки тому +25

    im sorry but « you look like eight circles with suspenders on » will forever be the funniest thing anyone had ever said

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 3 роки тому +409

    I'm just glad they didn't put obesity in a positive light and act like obesity and morbid obesity is okay. Being a little overweight is perfectly fine but once the doc says obese, it's time to make some changes. (This argument stands for underweight as well, no im not fat shaming, just please take care of yourselves.)

    • @iamataco411
      @iamataco411 3 роки тому +8

      💯💯💯

    • @levidobson295
      @levidobson295 3 роки тому +14

      100 percent agree with that statement

    • @emilioalban1234
      @emilioalban1234 3 роки тому +17

      Im not obese, but I’ve never understood why people like you care. You don’t have a say about someone else’s body.

    • @clairec1348
      @clairec1348 3 роки тому +59

      @@emilioalban1234 only someone obese would say that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @devinspencer1678
      @devinspencer1678 3 роки тому +42

      It was less about him being fat and more about the sudden change in behavior caused by the huge stress he was under. And them being coworkers and friends puts it in a whole other context.

  • @EightTinyRats
    @EightTinyRats 3 роки тому +10

    2:13 Terry Cruise just turned into Samuel L Jackson for a couple seconds there

  • @akasharya1497
    @akasharya1497 4 роки тому +15

    "Not today...
    Not today"😂😂😂

  • @the_sockdolager
    @the_sockdolager 3 роки тому +11

    Fat Terry will forever and always be in our hearts. See ya at the next heist guys...

  • @apex4674
    @apex4674 3 роки тому +10

    "You look like eight circles with suspenders on"
    lmao

  • @Jaksa006
    @Jaksa006 3 роки тому +11

    „Dude, you have like 1% body fat.“
    „Now I am at 1.8. I'M FAT.“

  • @k1llth3dj
    @k1llth3dj 3 роки тому +71

    It's nice to know i'm not the only one who loves this show.
    "I NEED MY MUSHU PORK!!!!!!!"

  • @777coffeelover
    @777coffeelover 4 роки тому +75

    Terry loves yogurt 😂

    • @Twinflame915
      @Twinflame915 4 роки тому +6

      Terry really loves yogurt

    • @roberts4406
      @roberts4406 2 роки тому +1

      Peanut m&ms are my nibs. Could eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

    • @ihavetwodogs118
      @ihavetwodogs118 2 місяці тому

      I relate I have eaten whole bags of those by myself

  • @samstern2042
    @samstern2042 4 роки тому +58

    Terry loves not being overweight

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat 4 роки тому +31

    Audience loves Terry!

  • @kisermooney7165
    @kisermooney7165 3 роки тому +10

    "fat terry crews isn't real, he can't hurt you"
    -lying therapist

  • @NeddyMontz
    @NeddyMontz 2 роки тому +6

    0:38 “I NEED MY MOO SHU” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HunterSentinel
    @HunterSentinel 2 роки тому +8

    Let’s be honest, terry eats as much as he did before, he just plans it out way better and works out too.

  • @AnthonyOlan
    @AnthonyOlan 3 роки тому +8

    Fat Terry looks like he would be perfect as Big Smoke

  • @sammyeagleson5352
    @sammyeagleson5352 4 роки тому +54

    I never liked that name, though to be fair it was accurate *BURN* 😂😂

  • @mfisrae
    @mfisrae 2 роки тому +4

    “Seriously, how do you do it terry?”
    “Workout and a diet, it’s not that hard man.”

  • @Icarsilva
    @Icarsilva Рік тому +1

    2:06 that was the moment Terry became Holt (“how dare you, detective Diaz???”)

  • @pjcc2419
    @pjcc2419 3 роки тому +3

    2:03 moonshine animation really hit that

  • @Mario.1997
    @Mario.1997 2 роки тому +4

    "Hitchcock awkward massages for wife salt pepper sprayed him" 😂😆

  • @alans.9970
    @alans.9970 3 роки тому +9

    Terry: Do I look like a man who snacks?
    Charles: You look like 8 circles with suspenders on
    Hahahahaaaa never seen Charles roasting Terry 😂🤣

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 3 роки тому +5

    I wanna give Terry a hug.

  • @FFA441
    @FFA441 2 роки тому +2

    Captain Holt saying Tiddies is an underrated funny moment of the series

  • @halfknightdrummer
    @halfknightdrummer 3 роки тому +5

    Boyle is the only one that can say metaphor intended

  • @lovelyfrancesquita6603
    @lovelyfrancesquita6603 2 роки тому +2

    Love how Terry talks in the third person

  • @zaanredelinghuys191
    @zaanredelinghuys191 2 роки тому +6

    I love Boyle pronouncing cacao correctly.

  • @kidricoflynn5813
    @kidricoflynn5813 3 роки тому +11

    Terry: I "had" an addiction to food.
    Also Terry: =Eat's 10,000 calories daily=
    what

    • @trevorphilips2947
      @trevorphilips2947 3 роки тому +1

      He's fat so he don't need food. Now that he's fit, he need food to maintain his muscle mass so it was justified.

  • @someonerandom1119
    @someonerandom1119 4 роки тому +16

    Ok... but cacao nibs are just cocoa bean pieces, they taste horrible i dont understand why the whole thing was bc they "tasted good"

  • @davec.3198
    @davec.3198 4 роки тому +9

    For some reason, when you workout, people feel the need to always comment on how you're doing. Even if they have never seen a gym.

  • @DemonRage90
    @DemonRage90 3 роки тому +5

    But above all always remember, Terry loves his Yogurt!

  • @robfab5204
    @robfab5204 4 роки тому +22

    I didn't know Terry was ever fat

    • @coultergill7728
      @coultergill7728 11 місяців тому

      @@DJC-fat terry was later than the first episode. Nibs was much later

  • @kevindiaz365
    @kevindiaz365 4 роки тому +8

    I love Boyle in this

  • @edsl39
    @edsl39 4 роки тому +5

    3:34 oh, the Scary Terry trailer

  • @maxmccann5323
    @maxmccann5323 3 роки тому +6

    0:29 not the only addiction though was it big Terry... 😏

  • @Smidr007
    @Smidr007 Рік тому +1

    2:57 Terry sounds like big smoke from gta sa

  • @SatisfiedShark
    @SatisfiedShark 2 роки тому +2

    To be fair to Terry, that Chinese restaurant was absolutely not closed at 6 o’clock

  • @Posh_awaragi
    @Posh_awaragi 3 роки тому +1

    Fats makes you angry! 2:18
    Personal experience!

  • @DMXKonCur
    @DMXKonCur 4 роки тому +6

    Fitting that this would be on Comedy Bites

  • @onEmEmbErstudios
    @onEmEmbErstudios 3 роки тому +4

    "I NEED MY MUSU!"

  • @miggyboy3786
    @miggyboy3786 Місяць тому

    I like when he said he pepper sprayed Hitchcock, while Hitchcock is in the back, jamming with Scully.

  • @littletgaming3687
    @littletgaming3687 3 роки тому +7

    he doesn’t even look fat he looks like he has muscle fat you know what I mean

  • @highwayouttakes4570
    @highwayouttakes4570 3 роки тому +1

    Not today! Not today nibs!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @dord4453
    @dord4453 Рік тому

    "lay off my body dude, i clearly got some stuff ive got to work through"
    That is a universal truth

  • @classact9557
    @classact9557 2 роки тому +2

    “You ain’t closed!!!” Too true. What Chinese restaurant closes at 6?

  • @ethemaltun4381
    @ethemaltun4381 3 роки тому +2

    He is literally real life big smoke

  • @remip8031
    @remip8031 2 роки тому

    i love how much the precinct changed throughout the years

  • @damonpono8337
    @damonpono8337 3 роки тому +1

    Started with a Kit Kat add, perfect

  • @miisotrash
    @miisotrash 3 роки тому +1

    2:30 Big smoke in early NYPD years 1970's colourized

  • @matylda3935
    @matylda3935 3 роки тому +3

    2:33 episode?

  • @seanpobre8622
    @seanpobre8622 2 роки тому +1

    Me and Terry have the same food addiction

  • @peporonika6291
    @peporonika6291 3 роки тому +3

    Terry - farts
    CC - [Music]
    Me - O.O

  • @fuzzybeast8623
    @fuzzybeast8623 2 роки тому +1

    boyle:a cacao NIB
    terry: a what!?

  • @JoeyMBrooklyn
    @JoeyMBrooklyn 2 роки тому

    "You look like 8 circles with suspenders on"
    True dat

  • @connzerjess1665
    @connzerjess1665 3 роки тому +3

    I forgot holt and Terry worked together before holt joined the 99

  • @jakobnunez4964
    @jakobnunez4964 Рік тому

    All this time i never noticed the store turning the lights off as terry gets there.

  • @raghdarashad834
    @raghdarashad834 3 роки тому +1

    Watching as im munching on some cacao nibs

  • @desmondng5375
    @desmondng5375 Рік тому +1

    Boyle: "You're looking a little............ fat."
    Current objective: Survive

  • @ag-fn7ze
    @ag-fn7ze 3 роки тому +4

    Terry loves his responsibile agricultural practices

  • @brimstonebaker413
    @brimstonebaker413 3 роки тому

    Time Traveller: *blinks*
    The timeline: Fat Terry Crews

  • @napalmstickylikeglue
    @napalmstickylikeglue 2 роки тому

    "This preamble is making me nibby". 🤣

  • @coffeecartoons5345
    @coffeecartoons5345 3 роки тому +3

    Terry loves responsible agricultural practices

  • @TZER0
    @TZER0 Рік тому

    He looks like the Nutty Professor! 🤣🤣

  • @fasthummingbird
    @fasthummingbird 2 роки тому +1

    0:47 mm chocolate

  • @boshslayer9870
    @boshslayer9870 4 роки тому +7

    What episode was nibs?

  • @baronedwards7617
    @baronedwards7617 3 роки тому +4

    Now I’m 1.8, I’m fat!

  • @vernadettereyes9582
    @vernadettereyes9582 Рік тому

    Just realized the “not today, not today nibs” was inspired by the Project Possible-Nims Purja

  • @definitelynotamuse4127
    @definitelynotamuse4127 3 роки тому +2

    " *I need my moo shu pork* "