Kindergarten speedruns are incredibly dark

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  • @EazySpeezy
    @EazySpeezy  3 роки тому +23104

    Kindergarten 2 next?

  • @RandomPerson-sh9tu
    @RandomPerson-sh9tu 3 роки тому +12560

    My favourite lines in this have always been:
    "I delivered the letter."
    "NUGGET NOTICED!!"

  • @biscuitface7245
    @biscuitface7245 3 роки тому +5619

    don't forget that in the cannonical timeline, monty being nearly murdered by the janitor is a thing, both nugget and ourselves are time travelers, there are gods that can have their power harnessed through the power of cards which are in turn provided by lily and billy's parents...
    i don't know too much about kindergarten lore you do

    • @alexandredesmarais3848
      @alexandredesmarais3848 3 роки тому +474

      I am not sure about nugget being a time traveler but our character sure is. Also I theorize that since the children are smart enough to make such brilliant plans, they once were adults that were regressed to children by the principals nefarious experiments. Also the reason this school is so dangerous and there are no 1st grade or any older children than kindergartners is because it’s not a real school. It’s a research facility that experiments on humans to try to create super soldiers or just give humans unsaturated and powerful mutations. This is shown by the monsters in the basement and all the high tech devices. Your character is the only one who wasn’t turned into a kid by the principal’s serum. He is an agent tasked with stopping this nefarious organization. He has a time machine at home that automatically resets the day for everything outside of his home but time still progresses normally inside the house. He used this machine to turn himself into a kid to infiltrate the facility and take them down from the inside.

    • @biscuitface7245
      @biscuitface7245 3 роки тому +436

      @@alexandredesmarais3848 the reason i say nugget is time traveller is because he is atleast aware of our time traveling powers and in kindergarten 2 he knows that the power of the monstermon cards had been used before by both him and us

    • @wolfsongrising
      @wolfsongrising 3 роки тому +244

      @@biscuitface7245 Thank you for reminding me how freaking bizarre this game lore actually is.
      I don't know that Nugget is a time traveler exactly, but he does certainly seem.....unusually aware of everything that's happened. I would absolutely love to know more lol

    • @biscuitface7245
      @biscuitface7245 3 роки тому +106

      @@wolfsongrising also i'm pretty sure there's like a war between the principals and that's why they are all insane and fighting each other.

    • @wolfsongrising
      @wolfsongrising 3 роки тому +78

      @@biscuitface7245 Does make ya wonder. I almost want a third game just to see if the lore clears up at all or gets even weirder lol

  • @zelly4914
    @zelly4914 3 роки тому +16487

    As a kindergarten teacher, I can tell you with honesty that I've heard kids "play house" like that before....it's.....horrible.

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 3 роки тому +635

      oh nooo :(

    • @tercerplato3078
      @tercerplato3078 3 роки тому +149

      😳

    • @muted__dreamer
      @muted__dreamer 3 роки тому +1149

      DUUUUDEEEE NOOOOO
      I knew someone who played house like that and she used me all the time 😭😭

    • @BritishRailClass47
      @BritishRailClass47 3 роки тому +51

      ???

    • @jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288
      @jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288 3 роки тому +868

      @@BritishRailClass47 They were playing house, but it was a very dark scenario where, the time stamp is here 1:18 , you just have to pause a lot to read it

  • @KainaX122
    @KainaX122 3 роки тому +11108

    Ah, yes. Kindergarten.
    Truly a family-friendly game for all ages

  • @Mediados
    @Mediados 3 роки тому +5049

    "Don't worry, it only gets darker from here!"
    A bloody kindergartener just threw herself into a dark pit, WHAT DO YOU MEAN DARKER?!

  • @BadGameDesign
    @BadGameDesign 3 роки тому +2458

    “Nugget likes the Lily’s hair, he also likes to smell her chair”- Nugget 2021

    • @yaboiolly9342
      @yaboiolly9342 3 роки тому +26

      *2017

    • @BruhWhat_BW
      @BruhWhat_BW 2 роки тому

      Nugget wants bitches

    • @los-lobos
      @los-lobos 2 роки тому

      @AnalfabeticGramarNazi I was gonna say that

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 Рік тому +9

      @Slight of Hand hah, i see what you did there. good serve!

    • @gamemakerloch6964
      @gamemakerloch6964 Рік тому +9

      The legend said there was only one funny left in the youtube comments.
      It's clearly nowhere in these replies.

  • @LilBigClaire
    @LilBigClaire 3 роки тому +10970

    I love speed running an entire grade level

    • @GxcciSlxders
      @GxcciSlxders 3 роки тому +186

      With a side of killing your classmates

    • @LucasN00b
      @LucasN00b 3 роки тому +172

      @@GxcciSlxders america or something idk i'm not american

    • @ONLY_RR7
      @ONLY_RR7 3 роки тому +67

      @@LucasN00b don’t worry, I can confirm it’s accurate

    • @Idontknow-mc3vj
      @Idontknow-mc3vj 3 роки тому +22

      I love speedrunning my life

    • @endgamerplays
      @endgamerplays 3 роки тому +9

      With a little bit of eliminating the other students from the school or even their existence.

  • @alkezar9542
    @alkezar9542 3 роки тому +13983

    Finally a game that potrays kids accurately

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 роки тому +198

      Hol' up-

    • @yourlocalbartender3499
      @yourlocalbartender3499 3 роки тому +441

      Its so wide how jermome is the principals son and the most reasonable, sane character (outside maybe lily)

    • @BigVorst
      @BigVorst 3 роки тому +196

      Kids are pretty brutal tbh.

    • @itsamebutnotmeasitshim5769
      @itsamebutnotmeasitshim5769 3 роки тому +99

      The only that portrays kids accurately , is my plate

    • @komiesu
      @komiesu 3 роки тому +49

      @@itsamebutnotmeasitshim5769 Wait.. ayo?

  • @accuratememin
    @accuratememin 3 роки тому +1770

    "You want me to put the rest of them in the hole?"
    "No!"
    My favorite lines in this game, I swear

  • @darkstone_official_2427
    @darkstone_official_2427 3 роки тому +1459

    "Can I use the bathroom?"
    'I don't know. CAAAAAANNNN you?'
    So much repressed anger because of that joke. Mostly because my english teachers forced me to correct myself in order to go. Just, SO many bad memories of school, that's just one of them.

    • @BigBumspice
      @BigBumspice 3 роки тому +79

      At least you have these thot bots to help you forget your anger, they seem enthusiastic too!
      (Joking, report them and don't click the link lol)

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 3 роки тому +1

      Seethe

    • @pendragon.-.
      @pendragon.-. 3 роки тому +31

      @@yukie1548 stop posting cringe

    • @maduhmagolo4476
      @maduhmagolo4476 3 роки тому +6

      I don't understand it. Can someone explain it?

    • @fallen_vague28
      @fallen_vague28 3 роки тому +4

      I always replied "Idk. Thats why Im asking if I CAN"

  • @co5micwaffle742
    @co5micwaffle742 3 роки тому +7034

    You know, when Eazy said "get all the kids either killed or expelled," I thought this game actually let a few kids off easy.
    Then I remembered that being "expelled" means getting shot in the head by the Principal.

    • @society1876
      @society1876 3 роки тому +269

      not always, but jerome and lily are probably DEAD AS HELL

    • @radmila_1111
      @radmila_1111 3 роки тому +436

      expelled from life

    • @NA-AN
      @NA-AN 3 роки тому +457

      @@society1876 I mean, if Jerome survived for like five years being that psychos son, I don't he could die off so easily.

    • @Imaginar-19
      @Imaginar-19 3 роки тому +61

      Expelled from life

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill 3 роки тому +73

      I mean some due get off easy
      They dont have to deal with their parents learning they wrre expelled

  • @drakothedragon
    @drakothedragon 3 роки тому +443

    “The janitor just exploded.”
    “Yes. He did.”

  • @Bathios13579
    @Bathios13579 3 роки тому +5967

    I'm kinda surprised that all endings doesn't required you to do the monstermon card ending

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 3 роки тому +803

      Especially since this could just fall under a "true ending" speedrun

    • @AMabud-lv7hy
      @AMabud-lv7hy 3 роки тому +285

      That's for true ending

    • @AzureKyle
      @AzureKyle 3 роки тому +274

      That would fall under 100%

    • @yummyherbicide7296
      @yummyherbicide7296 3 роки тому +214

      @@ReaperPeeper imagine replying to a bot, anything else is more productive

    • @nittayoshifumi8252
      @nittayoshifumi8252 3 роки тому +39

      @@ReaperPeeper He doesnt read our comments bruh

  • @PetBrickProductions
    @PetBrickProductions 3 роки тому +13573

    "As a kindergartener, I can confirm this is actually what kindergarten is like"

    • @grudeasnaots210
      @grudeasnaots210 3 роки тому +267

      Nah, kindergarten is more deadly

    • @ceilingfan3589
      @ceilingfan3589 3 роки тому +57

      Cute dog

    • @ceilingfan3589
      @ceilingfan3589 3 роки тому +32

      @Casper The Dog cute dog too

    • @ghostf378
      @ghostf378 3 роки тому +53

      Oh am I not the only one who didn't have to fight every kid to the death after one of them takes a single lego brick

    • @noyou1735
      @noyou1735 3 роки тому +23

      Yes I too have a homicidal janitor.

  • @dcubt
    @dcubt 3 роки тому +386

    This makes me think of every kid who tries to speedrun childhood and then regrets doing it when they're older.

  • @rhumrunners7
    @rhumrunners7 3 роки тому +3071

    Eazy through the whole game.
    “And then this happens. Yeah…”

    • @nethercrocodile5859
      @nethercrocodile5859 3 роки тому +24

      Report the bot above me ☝️
      Edit: not the commenter

    • @mrblitzkrieg3376
      @mrblitzkrieg3376 3 роки тому +1

      @@nethercrocodile5859 ok

    • @totaldan99
      @totaldan99 3 роки тому +8

      I means thats all that you can really say, this game is kinda F up

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 роки тому

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    • @gentleboybarehgentleboybar8992
      @gentleboybarehgentleboybar8992 3 роки тому

      J,jxhxcbcj😀😘😘😘😘🤒@OPEN PAGE,,,,, 👇😍

  • @redact1941
    @redact1941 3 роки тому +3230

    Such a nostalgic game, good times.

  • @PoisonedHD
    @PoisonedHD 2 роки тому +303

    Calling Monty "Morty" is a big sin

    • @Twderp98
      @Twderp98 6 місяців тому

      I was just about to say something like that

    • @luckdoutgames
      @luckdoutgames 4 місяці тому

      Ikr😂i looked in the comments to see if anyone else noticed💀

  • @kol2456
    @kol2456 3 роки тому +247

    13:23 "we take the knife, cause we don't want anyone to use it to evidence"
    Next Scene: *is completely covered in the teacher's blood*

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 роки тому +15

      Principal: _[sees child covered in blood]_ "No problem here"

  • @JediMage
    @JediMage 3 роки тому +2392

    "And the speed run we are going to be doing is all endings". All endings. ALL ENDINGS. *ALL ENDINGS.* Yet you did not finish the monstermon one.

    • @anzyroadside2374
      @anzyroadside2374 3 роки тому +244

      Yeah, I was wondering about that too. That one has the most number of deaths.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 роки тому +439

      That "all ending" category he's doing must not count it, since there's no way he could skip that ending and only get third place in a category that counts it.

    • @HeavenOnHigh
      @HeavenOnHigh 3 роки тому +185

      All endings is just what he did
      100% is the same but with the cards.

    • @Lance0
      @Lance0 3 роки тому +60

      true ending doesn't count

    • @RandomPerson-sh9tu
      @RandomPerson-sh9tu 3 роки тому +83

      I think it's a tricky point, you get the CHANCE to get monstermon cards in EVERY path, so you could argue that he would've easily gotten it.
      However there are some that either cost apples or, in 1 case, a lot of money, which wouldn't be possible to get for their respective endings first time round.

  • @_refrigerator
    @_refrigerator 3 роки тому +55

    When he said “this one is going to be bugs ending” I had an ad bout ants

  • @fernando47180
    @fernando47180 3 роки тому +2175

    It's been too long since I last heard of this game. Thanks for this

    • @7moongaming562
      @7moongaming562 3 роки тому

      Bro sameeeep

    • @Yiehh
      @Yiehh 3 роки тому +4

      @@はるかじょs :Superidol xiao ryng domini de Chen ma jung do ya wow domini jao jing yo i hipa lioha doo oda nee

    • @drewdrinks3930
      @drewdrinks3930 3 роки тому +10

      This comment section got killed ☠️

    • @fernando47180
      @fernando47180 3 роки тому +3

      @@drewdrinks3930 yeah, tell me about it

    • @ofilosofoouumfumante5655
      @ofilosofoouumfumante5655 3 роки тому

      You PFP give me PTSD of some guy

  • @SuperUmizoomi
    @SuperUmizoomi 3 роки тому +880

    "every children is either gonna be dead or expelled"
    which you'll find out is the same thing if you ask the principal
    Edit: typo

    • @yalocaldex
      @yalocaldex 3 роки тому +9

      lmao fr

    • @accountlol7409
      @accountlol7409 3 роки тому +11

      Reminds me of the giver with the entire being “released” thing

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 роки тому

      @@accountlol7409 Oh yeah, that

    • @ethansariya
      @ethansariya 3 роки тому

      @@accountlol7409 yeah that’s also what it reminded me of

    • @Ebby_yuh
      @Ebby_yuh 2 роки тому

      *deat*
      What the hell does *deat* mean?

  • @astra.-_dnn432
    @astra.-_dnn432 3 роки тому +44

    6:12 ooh ya
    it was definetly not a gunshot

    • @rayne5244
      @rayne5244 8 місяців тому +3

      6:13

    • @rayne5244
      @rayne5244 8 місяців тому +2

      That's more close to the gunshot

    • @capybara69101
      @capybara69101 5 місяців тому

      ​@rayne5244*not

  • @thediamondarcher2880
    @thediamondarcher2880 3 роки тому +652

    “Keep these pills because they can be used later”
    *doesnt use them at all*

  • @Rifyy
    @Rifyy 3 роки тому +635

    “And we get out scot free”
    he says while bleeding with a black eye

    • @EliosMoonElios
      @EliosMoonElios 3 роки тому +8

      Well, that's normal in kindergarten so...

    • @Rifyy
      @Rifyy 3 роки тому +5

      @@EliosMoonElios Good point

  • @myriousGE
    @myriousGE 3 роки тому +33

    8:33 woah, woAH, WOAH

    • @caboose5313
      @caboose5313 Рік тому +5

      The knife is a surprise tool for later

  • @PurPurDot
    @PurPurDot 3 роки тому +663

    Kindergarten is a perfectly child friendly game
    Absolutely no child murder and drugs

  • @Themunnyman
    @Themunnyman 2 роки тому +61

    Monty❌ Morty✅

  • @VarietyOfNothing
    @VarietyOfNothing 3 роки тому +614

    Isn’t there an ending where everyone’s heads just kinda explodes? Like, you collect all the cards and nugget kills everyone

    • @elexidacastro2679
      @elexidacastro2679 3 роки тому +168

      Yeah, but he went for the character endings, not the monstermon route

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 3 роки тому +135

      having little to no context of the game and not watched the video yet seeing " Nugget kills everyone" has me on the floor 😂😂

    • @bappo795
      @bappo795 3 роки тому +27

      @@jamescanjuggle look up kindergarten all monstermon ending

  • @chickenboy7826
    @chickenboy7826 3 роки тому +421

    I never thought the day would come. I freaking love this game!

  • @JarvissASMR
    @JarvissASMR 2 роки тому +36

    2:34 bro pulled an Undertale

  • @JunP0
    @JunP0 3 роки тому +554

    "She is really happy that we did that with her." Sounds so messed up out of context.

  • @241Cookies__
    @241Cookies__ 3 роки тому +475

    This looks really cute! Hope nothing dark happens :DDD

    • @bobguy4855
      @bobguy4855 3 роки тому +17

      Hehe…Yep!Hope none of these guys get killed you know?

    • @ragdoll312
      @ragdoll312 3 роки тому +3

      @OPEN PAGE,,,,, 👇😍 wtf

    • @personman2346
      @personman2346 3 роки тому +2

      @OPEN PAGE,,,,, 👇😍 sthu

    • @fries7993
      @fries7993 3 роки тому +2

      @OPEN PAGE,,,,, 👇😍 “Shut, shut shut shut shut”
      -Dani 2021

    • @Rosemarythehivewingrainwing
      @Rosemarythehivewingrainwing Рік тому

      lol

  • @shanestevens8098
    @shanestevens8098 2 роки тому +34

    God, I love kindergarten. Gotta be one of the darkly funniest games I've ever played.

  • @matthewroddick9737
    @matthewroddick9737 3 роки тому +224

    I always finish the Cindy mission first, because being mean to Lily just hurts my heart.

  • @LJ52_duh_nerd
    @LJ52_duh_nerd 3 роки тому +288

    I was like “:0 kindergarten speedrun? How have I missed this? Oh, it was released only an hour ago” XD

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 роки тому +6

      For real
      I have completly forgotten about this game untill now

    • @LJ52_duh_nerd
      @LJ52_duh_nerd 3 роки тому +4

      @@Kyumifun same, I remember watching gameplay for it ages ago and it was kinda fun to see a speedrun for it

  • @cheese-hk4cn
    @cheese-hk4cn 2 роки тому +13

    I have in fact never experienced kindergarten due to my UK upbringings, and to this day I am thankful, because this video have proven to me how ...interesting kindergarten can be.

  • @nugget3257
    @nugget3257 3 роки тому +53

    nugget is happy and thankful for being in a video

  • @0shinigami321
    @0shinigami321 3 роки тому +148

    Morty, never heard someone call him that before. Loved it

  • @fatih6637
    @fatih6637 5 місяців тому +2

    11:07Janitor:so you have nothing
    Player casually having cigar and screwdriver:Yes

  • @pllama1870
    @pllama1870 3 роки тому +151

    As a Kindergartner, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

    • @ajinkyatarodekar9099
      @ajinkyatarodekar9099 3 роки тому +9

      You are a madlad for being alive.

    • @pllama1870
      @pllama1870 3 роки тому +9

      @@ajinkyatarodekar9099 I'd more consider myself to be the murderer, not the victim, but I'll take the compliment :)

  • @gidvarra
    @gidvarra 3 роки тому +235

    "And dont worry it gets darker from here"
    -EazySpeazy 2021

  • @epicdud5905
    @epicdud5905 2 роки тому +12

    8:16 when the teacher reads the note Lily starts blushing

  • @ayylmaoalien4019
    @ayylmaoalien4019 3 роки тому +36

    FINALLY. I’ve been waiting for this game to get remembered, here’s to hoping you brought some memories to people

  • @PossumOnAVacuum
    @PossumOnAVacuum 3 роки тому +150

    Never thought Monty actually looked like morty until someone accidentally said the wrong name and drew the connection for me

  • @hyuko9438
    @hyuko9438 3 роки тому +19

    Watching this at a young age was very confusing now that I'm older I realize this was a dark game.

  • @AhmadSattout97
    @AhmadSattout97 3 роки тому +175

    "I have no idea who Billy is"
    He's Lily's brother.
    It's pretty obvious cause she doesn't shut up about it, and the names are a hint too

  • @Kale6196
    @Kale6196 3 роки тому +44

    This is one of my favorite games and i’m happy to see you finally speedrun it! You’re amazing, btw, i could never do what you can.

  • @rayray4635
    @rayray4635 2 роки тому +10

    "the bell is going to happen" -10:52

  • @bobi200samatar6
    @bobi200samatar6 3 роки тому +248

    I just realized, this is just a better version of Yandere Simulator.

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 роки тому +61

      And a game that is acctually finished unlike Yandere -Sandbox- Simulator

    • @sdcrocks
      @sdcrocks 3 роки тому +8

      Not even fucking close, try again

    • @niko-dg8cg
      @niko-dg8cg 3 роки тому +8

      @@sdcrocks super Mario 3d world

    • @maesaliva
      @maesaliva 3 роки тому

      IT IS THOUGH

    • @patatav7780
      @patatav7780 3 роки тому +20

      so let's relate all the games that have to do with killing with Yandere simulator

  • @magicprison
    @magicprison 3 роки тому +211

    Kindergarten 2 when?

  • @blindness134
    @blindness134 Рік тому +2

    Ah yes, kindergarten, where you dig holes in which you plant kids, water them and wait for the kindergarten to become a kinderwood. And then cut them down.

  • @ijemand5672
    @ijemand5672 3 роки тому +104

    "and we're gonna get Cindy's flower"
    Okay children chill

    • @cattocs
      @cattocs 3 роки тому +4

      I hate my mind

    • @alex_is_dumb
      @alex_is_dumb 3 роки тому +4

      the first thing that cae to my mind was the word deflower
      i don't know why

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 роки тому +1

      Why do you think she screams what she does? 🤭

  • @bobjhon7391
    @bobjhon7391 3 роки тому +101

    This run really skips the ending you get once all cards are collected.

  • @youtubeguestuser4603
    @youtubeguestuser4603 Рік тому +6

    16:43
    getting a bloody (severed) finger?
    that means you can invade other people's games now!

  • @ElMatero6
    @ElMatero6 3 роки тому +92

    See I watch eazy’s speedruns for the quick stories instead of watching a 10 part playthrough on some other youtubers channel, I just get it in a concentrated 10 minute video

    • @SamLeroSberg
      @SamLeroSberg 3 роки тому +18

      the point on watching a 10 part playthrough is to see a content creator learns how to play the game overtime and experience it like a normal player, but with commentary and stuff like that. So, i assume you are one of those people who waants to play the game without downloading it

  • @imaginaryfriend4549
    @imaginaryfriend4549 3 роки тому +8

    I’m not sure why this video suddenly blew up, but I love Kindergarten (1 & 2), so this video gives me major nostalgia.

  • @degreaser2281
    @degreaser2281 7 місяців тому

    10:00 "Nugget is happy to give us what billy gave him"
    Nugget: literally in tears

  • @kaoticchris1249
    @kaoticchris1249 3 роки тому +66

    Wait, wasnt there 1 more ending involving all the cards, or is that a different category?

    • @end4567
      @end4567 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah, there was. I assume he didn't go for it simply because it was too grindy to do.

    • @ZachCremisiSky
      @ZachCremisiSky 3 роки тому

      100% because its the last thing plus do many steps to get thrm all

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 роки тому

      Yeah it's the secret ending after getting all the cards

    • @Aiden-.
      @Aiden-. 3 роки тому

      Pretty sure he ment all character endings

  • @Crazed_Scar
    @Crazed_Scar 3 роки тому +7

    This is crazy! I've always loved and been super passionate about this game, glad so many more people get to enjoy the run!

  • @sergiosimondelvillarisperg262
    @sergiosimondelvillarisperg262 3 роки тому +2

    bro, i love your videos please dont stop doing it

  • @chillmystic1261
    @chillmystic1261 3 роки тому +55

    he says “expelled” when instead of that you just get shotgunned to the head.

    • @itznullgaming0077
      @itznullgaming0077 3 роки тому +1

      That's the point. Also no you do not get "shotgunned", you just get shot, as shotgun is an actual weapon which spreads bullets in a range. He probably doesn't want the mystery of Billy to be shown.

  • @LINKLING_S
    @LINKLING_S 3 роки тому +6

    You missed an ending
    You didn’t collect all 12 monstermon then jump into the nugget cave then summon the end of the world

  • @jastintheceooffinanasapost6204
    @jastintheceooffinanasapost6204 8 місяців тому +2

    Never mess with a kindergarten speedrunned because they can use the Saying: "Like killing a couple children"
    When they ask how much it will take them to do something

  • @Lzver2243
    @Lzver2243 3 роки тому +5

    Watching these vids really helps you remember how mattshea was literally half my childhood

  • @josephcasamatta339
    @josephcasamatta339 3 роки тому +42

    And that is how you make a 20 part walk through into a 20 minute video😂

  • @business.cat.the.26th
    @business.cat.the.26th Рік тому +1

    School swearing chart
    Kindergarten: Occasionally
    Elementary: [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]
    Middle: Occasionally
    High: [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]
    College: Occasionally
    *I’m beginning to see a pattern that I don’t very like*

  • @alexanderhernandez-hr1yg
    @alexanderhernandez-hr1yg 3 роки тому +5

    3:51 “Every children is either gonna be dead or expelled form the school” Yeah, like, aren’t those the same?

    • @davidpatzan1735
      @davidpatzan1735 Рік тому

      Yeah bc if you get expelled you get shot in the face

  • @Strikery
    @Strikery 3 роки тому +7

    5:56 It’s ok he is just swimming

  • @Cheeseboiger
    @Cheeseboiger Рік тому +7

    Kindergarten is low-key my fav game.
    It’s so family friendly. 😊

  • @eillottdeer
    @eillottdeer 3 роки тому +14

    I love this game, I just finished watching a full series on it yesterday, started a different UA-camrs series on it. I've watched one UA-camr play kindergarten 1 and 2 multiple time

    • @heisenburger2502
      @heisenburger2502 3 роки тому +1

      Have u watched captainsauce play kindergarten

    • @eillottdeer
      @eillottdeer 3 роки тому

      @@heisenburger2502 no not yet but I might soon

    • @heisenburger2502
      @heisenburger2502 3 роки тому

      @@eillottdeer oh ok then

    • @Zerr988
      @Zerr988 3 роки тому +1

      @OPEN PAGE,,,,, 👇😍 plz don’t press this this is a virus from a bot that wants you to press it

    • @deeemee
      @deeemee 3 роки тому +1

      Is it kubz scouts?

  • @DoodleBreadOfficial
    @DoodleBreadOfficial 3 роки тому +22

    I suggest you do the Secret-Ending,
    If there's A Speedrun for that of-course.

  • @АндрейСтоляров-м8к

    Monster:*Stabs principal* Principal:*Explodes for no reason*

  • @theneoncactus2743
    @theneoncactus2743 3 роки тому +5

    Honestly I forgot what a masterpiece this game is

  • @libn3045
    @libn3045 3 роки тому +10

    Kindergarten's actually one of my favorite games seeing you speedrun is awesome yeah do the second one

  • @cool_tds_player9656
    @cool_tds_player9656 2 роки тому +1

    This is literally what everyone thinks about kindergarten when they get bullied ONCE

  • @seanyoung3740
    @seanyoung3740 3 роки тому +7

    Don't think I'll ever design a character better than Nugget

  • @andresarzola358
    @andresarzola358 3 роки тому +6

    The nicest thing in this video are just the main character, he is just shacking after all, maybe, maybe not...

  • @ChrisHinners008
    @ChrisHinners008 9 місяців тому +1

    4:40 Jerome stole one of his dad's principal passes. They are apparently just things that allow you to go anywhere.

  • @S14M07
    @S14M07 3 роки тому +43

    First ending should be called,
    “The Unending Simp”

    • @right_jar
      @right_jar 3 роки тому

      not only is that joke dead, this game is also fucking from years ago

    • @someoddIdiot
      @someoddIdiot 3 роки тому +2

      @@right_jar ok so what

    • @S14M07
      @S14M07 3 роки тому

      @@right_jar ah ok

    • @S14M07
      @S14M07 3 роки тому

      @@right_jar couldn’t care less but gotcha

    • @empirecrumbles615
      @empirecrumbles615 3 роки тому

      @@S14M07 i was about to like your comments but you said 'could' instead of 'couldn't' smh 😤😤😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

  • @davidpotts7116
    @davidpotts7116 3 роки тому +15

    I loved watching Jacksepticeye play through these games. His voice for Nugget will never be forgotten for me

  • @sebastianlarav.7391
    @sebastianlarav.7391 2 роки тому +4

    It's really amazing you can Speedrun ant talk accurate phrases at the same time

  • @cygnusanand3699
    @cygnusanand3699 3 роки тому +13

    Ahh yes kindergarten. All happy memories there.

  • @perception847
    @perception847 3 роки тому +5

    I remember watching jacksepticeye play this but your amazing at speedruns I love it

  • @romemaddoxtuico3979
    @romemaddoxtuico3979 Рік тому +1

    I can't stop watching its really good i love this video

  • @jchoudhury12
    @jchoudhury12 3 роки тому +16

    I feel really bad for monty be is so overlooked and I was hurt for him that you don't know his name😅. Poor child we never find out if his life is as miserable as the rest of the class, why is he a merchant?

  • @TheSuitedBird
    @TheSuitedBird 3 роки тому +17

    Finally a game that replicates my kindergarten experience!

  • @ErckDaClerck
    @ErckDaClerck 2 роки тому

    "Shut up Jerome's distracting me"
    Jerome:DISTRACTION DISTRACTION LA LA LA LA LA LA

  • @webrov0.125
    @webrov0.125 3 роки тому +6

    This man did what took other UA-camrs hours of content in ~18 minutes...

  • @kelduarjudgester9083
    @kelduarjudgester9083 3 роки тому +8

    1:37 “After that we’re going to go talk to morty” Monty will have his revenge in kindergarten 2!!!

  • @XneverstopfightingX
    @XneverstopfightingX 3 роки тому +4

    2:02 “don’t mind the blood or the trash bag on the counter, just get what you need and leave.

    • @XneverstopfightingX
      @XneverstopfightingX 3 роки тому +1

      6:12 I THOUGHT SNITCHES ONLY GOT STITCHES NOT A BULLET TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!

  • @theliquidllama1
    @theliquidllama1 3 роки тому +9

    I loved this game back in the day. I had this and the binding of Isaac. Could you do that next ?

    • @1366Erik
      @1366Erik 3 роки тому

      Man, I forgot about Isaac. That would be really fun to watch

    • @guynamedrick4419
      @guynamedrick4419 3 роки тому +3

      @@1366Erik that'd be a nightmare to speedrun

    • @theliquidllama1
      @theliquidllama1 3 роки тому +2

      @@guynamedrick4419 but that would be fun to watch.

    • @1366Erik
      @1366Erik 3 роки тому

      @@guynamedrick4419 Yes it would lol

  • @57gofer
    @57gofer 3 роки тому +4

    i can't believe it took me an entire year to beat kindergarten when it takes speedrunners only 30 minutes.

  • @Ebby_yuh
    @Ebby_yuh 2 роки тому +1

    My most favorite line from Lily:
    Goodbye cruel world

  • @Zeyn810
    @Zeyn810 3 роки тому +6

    15:24 the lily ending is the main ending, you have to do the side endings for the main ending.
    Aka goal.

  • @pizzhut5
    @pizzhut5 3 роки тому +6

    You should also do a Speedrun of getting all of the cards and getting that ending

  • @StarDust234
    @StarDust234 2 роки тому +2

    man i love speedruns
    awesome

  • @rohanpulikkal5614
    @rohanpulikkal5614 3 роки тому +13

    Did anyone else notice that he finished Cindy's mission at exactly 4:20 minutes