Kindergarten speedruns are incredibly dark
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- Опубліковано 3 лис 2021
- Kindergarten is a delightful game about some weirdly dark topics. So today, we're speedrunning through the entire game, including every last ending. Get ready for a wild ride
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Watch the world record run here: • Kindergarten NG% Speed...
My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
Kindergarten description (from Steam):
ABOUT THIS GAME
Kindergarten is an abstract puzzle adventure game. You play as a student in a school that’s a bit…off. The teacher is trying to get rid of her kids. the janitor is frequently seen cleaning up blood. The cafeteria is serving the same slop over and over again. Kids are walking around with strange devices planted on them after visiting the principal, and one of your fellow classmates has gone missing. It’s up to you to figure out what’s going on, because your life might depend on it.
Classic Kindergarten fun!
Take part in show and tell!
Play house with Cindy!
Get beat up by the school bully!
Talk to the weird kid!
Destroy school property!
Get poisoned!
Solve a missing person's case!
You know...all the things you did while you were in Kindergarten.
#EazySpeezy #Kindergarten #Speedrun - Ігри
Kindergarten 2 next?
Yes.
There's a kindergarten 2?
Yes please
Yes
Yes
As a kindergarten teacher, I can tell you with honesty that I've heard kids "play house" like that before....it's.....horrible.
oh nooo :(
😳
DUUUUDEEEE NOOOOO
I knew someone who played house like that and she used me all the time 😭😭
???
@@britishrailclass4767 They were playing house, but it was a very dark scenario where, the time stamp is here 1:18 , you just have to pause a lot to read it
My favourite lines in this have always been:
"I delivered the letter."
"NUGGET NOTICED!!"
1.3K likes and no replies. Wow
@@basilbat273 ratio
@@basilbat273 haha ratioed
@@BlueReindeer6813 yeah
eeeee
“Nugget likes the Lily’s hair, he also likes to smell her chair”- Nugget 2021
*2017
Nugget wants bitches
@AnalfabeticGramarNazi I was gonna say that
@Slight of Hand hah, i see what you did there. good serve!
The legend said there was only one funny left in the youtube comments.
It's clearly nowhere in these replies.
"You want me to put the rest of them in the hole?"
"No!"
My favorite lines in this game, I swear
Yeah I forgot about that line and it actually made me laugh out loud
nuggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggget
I liked nugget
don't forget that in the cannonical timeline, monty being nearly murdered by the janitor is a thing, both nugget and ourselves are time travelers, there are gods that can have their power harnessed through the power of cards which are in turn provided by lily and billy's parents...
i don't know too much about kindergarten lore you do
I am not sure about nugget being a time traveler but our character sure is. Also I theorize that since the children are smart enough to make such brilliant plans, they once were adults that were regressed to children by the principals nefarious experiments. Also the reason this school is so dangerous and there are no 1st grade or any older children than kindergartners is because it’s not a real school. It’s a research facility that experiments on humans to try to create super soldiers or just give humans unsaturated and powerful mutations. This is shown by the monsters in the basement and all the high tech devices. Your character is the only one who wasn’t turned into a kid by the principal’s serum. He is an agent tasked with stopping this nefarious organization. He has a time machine at home that automatically resets the day for everything outside of his home but time still progresses normally inside the house. He used this machine to turn himself into a kid to infiltrate the facility and take them down from the inside.
@@alexandredesmarais3848 the reason i say nugget is time traveller is because he is atleast aware of our time traveling powers and in kindergarten 2 he knows that the power of the monstermon cards had been used before by both him and us
@@biscuitface7245 Thank you for reminding me how freaking bizarre this game lore actually is.
I don't know that Nugget is a time traveler exactly, but he does certainly seem.....unusually aware of everything that's happened. I would absolutely love to know more lol
@@wolfsongrising also i'm pretty sure there's like a war between the principals and that's why they are all insane and fighting each other.
@@biscuitface7245 Does make ya wonder. I almost want a third game just to see if the lore clears up at all or gets even weirder lol
I love speed running an entire grade level
With a side of killing your classmates
@@GxcciSlxders america or something idk i'm not american
@@LucasN00b don’t worry, I can confirm it’s accurate
I love speedrunning my life
With a little bit of eliminating the other students from the school or even their existence.
“The janitor just exploded.”
“Yes. He did.”
This makes me think of every kid who tries to speedrun childhood and then regrets doing it when they're older.
I'm kinda surprised that all endings doesn't required you to do the monstermon card ending
Especially since this could just fall under a "true ending" speedrun
That's for true ending
That would fall under 100%
@@ReaperPeeper imagine replying to a bot, anything else is more productive
@@ReaperPeeper He doesnt read our comments bruh
Finally a game that potrays kids accurately
Hol' up-
Its so wide how jermome is the principals son and the most reasonable, sane character (outside maybe lily)
Kids are pretty brutal tbh.
The only that portrays kids accurately , is my plate
@@itsamebutnotmeasitshim5769 Wait.. ayo?
Calling Monty "Morty" is a big sin
6:12 ooh ya
it was definetly not a gunshot
6:13
That's more close to the gunshot
Ah, yes. Kindergarten.
Truly a family-friendly game for all ages
Couldn't agree more
For young ages only*
Report this bot
@@Furyfrags I reported the bot
@@JaxTheEpic me too
You know, when Eazy said "get all the kids either killed or expelled," I thought this game actually let a few kids off easy.
Then I remembered that being "expelled" means getting shot in the head by the Principal.
not always, but jerome and lily are probably DEAD AS HELL
expelled from life
@@society1876 I mean, if Jerome survived for like five years being that psychos son, I don't he could die off so easily.
Expelled from life
I mean some due get off easy
They dont have to deal with their parents learning they wrre expelled
8:33 woah, woAH, WOAH
The knife is a surprise tool for later
When he said “this one is going to be bugs ending” I had an ad bout ants
Such a nostalgic game, good times.
Ahhh… the nostalgia of brutally murdering children
You
I feel old hearing this game being referred to as nostalgic
@@gunpowderketamine
Yes, nostalgia 💯
you got that (:
"Can I use the bathroom?"
'I don't know. CAAAAAANNNN you?'
So much repressed anger because of that joke. Mostly because my english teachers forced me to correct myself in order to go. Just, SO many bad memories of school, that's just one of them.
At least you have these thot bots to help you forget your anger, they seem enthusiastic too!
(Joking, report them and don't click the link lol)
Seethe
@@yukie1548 stop posting cringe
I don't understand it. Can someone explain it?
I always replied "Idk. Thats why Im asking if I CAN"
2:34 bro pulled an Undertale
Too bad lily doesn't have a stripe shirt
Long ago, two races ruled over the earth...
Lol
Monty❌ Morty✅
"Don't worry, it only gets darker from here!"
A bloody kindergartener just threw herself into a dark pit, WHAT DO YOU MEAN DARKER?!
@Emily An I've been reliving this game this week.im seriously surprised
HOW MUCH DARK CAN IT GET
Umm... Re experimenting with child's body for one??
Wait everyone is full of blood she is covered in blood sory
I ruined the 420 likes, sorry
Eazy through the whole game.
“And then this happens. Yeah…”
Report the bot above me ☝️
Edit: not the commenter
@@nethercrocodile5859 ok
I means thats all that you can really say, this game is kinda F up
E
J,jxhxcbcj😀😘😘😘😘🤒@OPEN PAGE,,,,, 👇😍
4:33 "where door for treasure" - peppino
God, I love kindergarten. Gotta be one of the darkly funniest games I've ever played.
"As a kindergartener, I can confirm this is actually what kindergarten is like"
Nah, kindergarten is more deadly
Cute dog
@Casper The Dog cute dog too
Oh am I not the only one who didn't have to fight every kid to the death after one of them takes a single lego brick
Yes I too have a homicidal janitor.
It's been too long since I last heard of this game. Thanks for this
Bro sameeeep
@@user-yk3ih4qm8g :Superidol xiao ryng domini de Chen ma jung do ya wow domini jao jing yo i hipa lioha doo oda nee
This comment section got killed ☠️
@@drewdrinks3930 yeah, tell me about it
You PFP give me PTSD of some guy
Dude look it’s me
I have in fact never experienced kindergarten due to my UK upbringings, and to this day I am thankful, because this video have proven to me how ...interesting kindergarten can be.
"And the speed run we are going to be doing is all endings". All endings. ALL ENDINGS. *ALL ENDINGS.* Yet you did not finish the monstermon one.
Yeah, I was wondering about that too. That one has the most number of deaths.
That "all ending" category he's doing must not count it, since there's no way he could skip that ending and only get third place in a category that counts it.
All endings is just what he did
100% is the same but with the cards.
true ending doesn't count
I think it's a tricky point, you get the CHANCE to get monstermon cards in EVERY path, so you could argue that he would've easily gotten it.
However there are some that either cost apples or, in 1 case, a lot of money, which wouldn't be possible to get for their respective endings first time round.
13:23 "we take the knife, cause we don't want anyone to use it to evidence"
Next Scene: *is completely covered in the teacher's blood*
Principal: _[sees child covered in blood]_ "No problem here"
"the bell is going to happen" -10:52
Watching this at a young age was very confusing now that I'm older I realize this was a dark game.
“And we get out scot free”
he says while bleeding with a black eye
Well, that's normal in kindergarten so...
@@EliosMoonElios Good point
Isn’t there an ending where everyone’s heads just kinda explodes? Like, you collect all the cards and nugget kills everyone
Yeah, but he went for the character endings, not the monstermon route
having little to no context of the game and not watched the video yet seeing " Nugget kills everyone" has me on the floor 😂😂
@@jamescanjuggle look up kindergarten all monstermon ending
8:16 when the teacher reads the note Lily starts blushing
bro, i love your videos please dont stop doing it
“Keep these pills because they can be used later”
*doesnt use them at all*
You dont even need to give all of them away
:facepalm:
He didn’t say he HAD to use them
O
Yes
man i love speedruns
awesome
I love your channel, it's a great speedrun place.
"every children is either gonna be dead or expelled"
which you'll find out is the same thing if you ask the principal
Edit: typo
lmao fr
Reminds me of the giver with the entire being “released” thing
@@accountlol7409 Oh yeah, that
@@accountlol7409 yeah that’s also what it reminded me of
*deat*
What the hell does *deat* mean?
Kindergarten is a perfectly child friendly game
Absolutely no child murder and drugs
I see you've been taking your medication
dont forget alcohol and monty's black market
That's ridiculous to even insinuate such abnormal things!
"Looks like I bought the wrong Danganronpa game"
and TOTTALY no blood and murder
Yo, Love the content bro keep it up!
I can't stop watching its really good i love this video
I never thought the day would come. I freaking love this game!
same
How's the cave?
"She is really happy that we did that with her." Sounds so messed up out of context.
Oh no
oH
😟
Oh god
ʘ‿ʘ Oh I get it.
Kindergarten is low-key my fav game.
It’s so family friendly. 😊
16:43
getting a bloody (severed) finger?
that means you can invade other people's games now!
This looks really cute! Hope nothing dark happens :DDD
Hehe…Yep!Hope none of these guys get killed you know?
@OPEN PAGE,,,,, 👇😍 wtf
@OPEN PAGE,,,,, 👇😍 sthu
@OPEN PAGE,,,,, 👇😍 “Shut, shut shut shut shut”
-Dani 2021
lol
I always finish the Cindy mission first, because being mean to Lily just hurts my heart.
So ur doing it first?
@@sablley4809 Get the worst parts over with first
These speed runs are amazing
This game is so iconic I loved it and it’s equal when it came out I used to watch game theory play lol
I was like “:0 kindergarten speedrun? How have I missed this? Oh, it was released only an hour ago” XD
For real
I have completly forgotten about this game untill now
@@Kyumifun same, I remember watching gameplay for it ages ago and it was kinda fun to see a speedrun for it
"And dont worry it gets darker from here"
-EazySpeazy 2021
@@yukie1548 yo mama be like
@@yukie1548 yo shut the heck up (⌐■-■)
Before anyone says it 2:38
Best quote of 2021
Lol
Thank you for introducing me to the Kindergarten series. They are great puzzle games. Please speedrun the second one too.
This speedrun inspired me to buy the Kindergarten 1 +2 bundle so thank you very much for that.
Morty, never heard someone call him that before. Loved it
nugget is happy and thankful for being in a video
Omg nugget your the best carecter
@@benjamineweber1108 nugget knows
4:40 Jerome stole one of his dad's principal passes. They are apparently just things that allow you to go anywhere.
I remember u when u had like 10k subs thats insane bro ur going good
As a Kindergartner, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
You are a madlad for being alive.
@@ajinkyatarodekar9099 I'd more consider myself to be the murderer, not the victim, but I'll take the compliment :)
Never thought Monty actually looked like morty until someone accidentally said the wrong name and drew the connection for me
True
which morty
Originally found this game on GT Live. Best game I’ve discovered on UA-cam
Thumbnail reminds me of something... just can't put my finger on it
"I have no idea who Billy is"
He's Lily's brother.
It's pretty obvious cause she doesn't shut up about it, and the names are a hint too
We all know he's Lily's brother.
FINALLY. I’ve been waiting for this game to get remembered, here’s to hoping you brought some memories to people
It's really amazing you can Speedrun ant talk accurate phrases at the same time
he's doing voice over
i remember this game, it was fun, and i used to be obsessed with it. still never got a chance to play its sequel.
I just realized, this is just a better version of Yandere Simulator.
And a game that is acctually finished unlike Yandere -Sandbox- Simulator
Not even fucking close, try again
@@sdcrocks super Mario 3d world
IT IS THOUGH
so let's relate all the games that have to do with killing with Yandere simulator
See I watch eazy’s speedruns for the quick stories instead of watching a 10 part playthrough on some other youtubers channel, I just get it in a concentrated 10 minute video
the point on watching a 10 part playthrough is to see a content creator learns how to play the game overtime and experience it like a normal player, but with commentary and stuff like that. So, i assume you are one of those people who waants to play the game without downloading it
THIS IS SOOOO GOOD I SUBSCRIBED!!!
You do not know how many times I have watched this amazing videos
This is one of my favorite games and i’m happy to see you finally speedrun it! You’re amazing, btw, i could never do what you can.
This run really skips the ending you get once all cards are collected.
This is my favorite vid and you make great videos!
I loved this so much
Kindergarten 2 when?
Hyped for that
no
@OPEN PAGE,,,,, 👇😍 please please PLEASE be quiet
@@caniget5subs492 It's a bot that's been going on rn so don't expect it to listen tbh
It’s already out
This is crazy! I've always loved and been super passionate about this game, glad so many more people get to enjoy the run!
2:02 “don’t mind the blood or the trash bag on the counter, just get what you need and leave.
6:12 I THOUGHT SNITCHES ONLY GOT STITCHES NOT A BULLET TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
good job KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
Wait, wasnt there 1 more ending involving all the cards, or is that a different category?
Yeah, there was. I assume he didn't go for it simply because it was too grindy to do.
100% because its the last thing plus do many steps to get thrm all
Yeah it's the secret ending after getting all the cards
Pretty sure he ment all character endings
5:56 It’s ok he is just swimming
5:07
Woah my favorite kindergarten character morty from Rick and morty
I’ll take my comedy award now
@@nubby03 i dont think so that was really unfunny💀
@@JotchuaSuS I don’t even remember commenting this
dude.. I haven't thought about this game in years. I can't believe ppl are speedrunning it
"and we're gonna get Cindy's flower"
Okay children chill
I hate my mind
the first thing that cae to my mind was the word deflower
i don't know why
Why do you think she screams what she does? 🤭
I suggest you do the Secret-Ending,
If there's A Speedrun for that of-course.
My most favorite line from Lily:
Goodbye cruel world
I love how you say and this happens
he says “expelled” when instead of that you just get shotgunned to the head.
That's the point. Also no you do not get "shotgunned", you just get shot, as shotgun is an actual weapon which spreads bullets in a range. He probably doesn't want the mystery of Billy to be shown.
I love this game, I just finished watching a full series on it yesterday, started a different UA-camrs series on it. I've watched one UA-camr play kindergarten 1 and 2 multiple time
Have u watched captainsauce play kindergarten
@@heisenburger2502 no not yet but I might soon
@@eillottdeer oh ok then
@OPEN PAGE,,,,, 👇😍 plz don’t press this this is a virus from a bot that wants you to press it
Is it kubz scouts?
This is why I love you 😭✨
So no ones gonna talk about the teacher's name???
Kindergarten's actually one of my favorite games seeing you speedrun is awesome yeah do the second one
I’m not sure why this video suddenly blew up, but I love Kindergarten (1 & 2), so this video gives me major nostalgia.
oh boy i love this game
Never mess with a kindergarten speedrunned because they can use the Saying: "Like killing a couple children"
When they ask how much it will take them to do something
Watching these vids really helps you remember how mattshea was literally half my childhood
I feel really bad for monty be is so overlooked and I was hurt for him that you don't know his name😅. Poor child we never find out if his life is as miserable as the rest of the class, why is he a merchant?
To be fair, “Morty” was a great alternative.
i can never describe how perfect this was compared to my kindergarten experience.
without the fact that people died.
but it was still hell.
Your so good at this