Historically accurate, but there is one thing: If the Austrian painter had a better art teacher, he might have continued with the art and history would be different.
Actually, he was already quite good at painting. The point is, they basically only accepted abstract artists, weird artists and other modern shit. So, paradoxically, the Third Reich would have never existed, had Hitler painted *worse*
@@MiScusi69 Well someone would have just taken his place and the War would have started none the less. It was inevitable that Germany would attack given the amount oppression and cost it's population faced.
I made my country because no one else made it before How to get an Argentina Step 1: Get ⅓ of the Incan Empire Step 2: Get ½ of the Spanish Empire Step 3: Mix them for a few years **You got the Viceroyalty of the Río de La Plata** Step 4: Add ⅖ of England Step 5: Mix them for a few more years **You got the English invasions** Step 6: Add Napoleon French Flakes **You got France to defend the Río de La Plata** Step 7: Add ⅔ of England Step 8: Add ¼ of the State from Buenos Aires Step 9: Mix them from 1806 to 1807 **You got England to achieve the Buenos Aires conquest** Step 10: Add Salt from the First National Board Step 11: Add Morenista and Saavedrista Sauce for more seasoning **You got the First National Government** Step 12: Add Triumvirate Cheese Step 13: Blend for a few more years **You got the First Triumvirate** Step 14: Add more triumvirate cheese and blend for 1 or 2 years **You got the Second Triumvirate** Step 15: Add Revolutionary Sauce and mix a few more years **You got the May Revolution** Step 16: Add Patriotic and Realist Salt Step 17: Add ⅓ battles of independence **You got the War for Independence** Step 18: Add the declaration of Independence and mix again for years **You got the United Provinces of the Río de La Plata** Step 19: Add ⅖ of Chile and ¼ of Alto Perú **You got a Chile and a Peru** Step 20: Mix with ⅓ of England and ⅜ of the Falklands **You got the Falklands War** Step 21: Add ⅘ of Democracy Step 22: Mix a few more years **You got the first year of democracy** Step 23: Put in the oven until 1831, which will cause it to dissolve. **You got an Argentina, a Paraguay, a Uruguay, a Bolivia and a Brazil** Step 24: Take Argentina from the pile Step 25: Exactly in 2001, add Economic Crisis Sauce. Step 26: Inject inflation Step 27: Mix it up one last time **You got an Argentina** Step 28: Add BRICS toppings Step 29: Enjoy Pls like this took me a lot of time
my country HOW TO MAKE AN PHILIPPINES 1 : get an spanish man to explore and colonize 7'641 islands YOU GOT AN SPANISH EAST INDIES 2 : mix revolutionary ideas for 333 years YOU GOT AN KATIPUNAN 3 : mix with america until 1941 then mix with japan 4 : mix it with usa again YOU GOT AN 3RD REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES 5 : Get an father of a future president to be president you got an 4th republic of the philippines 6 : get the presidents son and make him president 7 : add asean and maphilindo toppings 8 : ENJOY
This is 10/10 I love this recipe but i didn't know how to take care of the bavarian warts thanks for telling me the take care of a germany tutorial very helpful
Instructions Unclear, Ended Up In Some Sort Of Yellow Corridor With Buzzing Lights Zero Stars Update: Found Some Sort Of Smile In A Shadow, I'm Approaching It Now
I've been lonely for years. Your tutorial really helped and now I have someone to play with though once I got to my german empire, hr tried to take over my house. Thanks!
Bro explained the whole history of germany at the speed of light without even going to mars, got myself up the mountain, faster than a whole week, and a day☠️😭
Misses the most important addiction. Swedish Flakes (sponsored by France) also again french Flakes. That is what got Prussia. Wasnt napoleon who cause that but the Swedes collapsing the polish lithuanian Commonwealth
Uhh. I think i messed something up. The Austrain painter succeeded and had a successful painting career. I think my Germany is turned into a giant art class as the Austrain painter decided to teach everyone how to paint. The country also is called the Painting Empire and aspires to teach everyone how to paint. I don't think i did very well with making a Germany.
Actually, I'd recommend putting EU near the end of the mixing of west and east Germany, rather than the end. I think it mixes more reliably and faster, and comes out more unified
Instructions unclear, "accidentally" formed the 4th Re.ich
thats called the EU. currently under construction
hello
accidently in quotation marks 💀
I must know how, for "research" purposes of course.
You mean EU, right?
Bro explained the whole history of Germany in 1 minute an 12 seconds with f-ing recipe better than my history teacher in 45 minutes
You mean your teacher tries to in a year right?
@@Maybe_Me_Maybe_Not I guess
School, hire him
That's what I'm saying! That bro explained my country's entire history. But bro rly said,, he has now infected the dish, and it is now a 3'd Reich,,
FR tho
Historically accurate, but there is one thing:
If the Austrian painter had a better art teacher, he might have continued with the art and history would be different.
It depends on how bad you are so it can fail.
If that's not a canon event
Actually, he was already quite good at painting. The point is, they basically only accepted abstract artists, weird artists and other modern shit. So, paradoxically, the Third Reich would have never existed, had Hitler painted *worse*
He went to art school to learn how to repaint the borders of Europe
@@MiScusi69 Well someone would have just taken his place and the War would have started none the less. It was inevitable that Germany would attack given the amount oppression and cost it's population faced.
As a German, this is incredibly funny
Same
That art one 🗿
hast absolut recht
I'm from Latvia but i'm learning German in school! It's going pretty well! 😁
As a german myself i can agree
Bro, literally made German history so simplified 💀😭
Bro explained the history of germany faster than my history teacher in 1 semester
How to make germany 3rd:10 hours of Érika
Thank you for giving me some nato! tastiest chips ever 😁
Instructions unclear : Austrian learned how to paint and now I am stuck with Weimar republic
I think you forgot to reject it
But thats good?
Alternate way: add less inflation-salt, hapiness-sugar and wait for 16 years. Cut it in two parts and wait another 41 years. Hope this helps!
Do you still have the receipt? Maybe you can ask for a replacement
@@egehanfrdn6775 overtime it will crumble and split up to up to 1000 states
Thanks for the recipe, I needed a Germany dish to go with my France dish, and Netherlands dish :D
New sub
Wait don’t add germany to those other countries or else *NAZI MUSIC* the Austrian painter has joined the chat
I tried it, the French dish just turns white
@@somepogger8321 you accidentally restored the Bourbon monarchy, you need to redo your process of making your France
I made my country because no one else made it before
How to get an Argentina
Step 1: Get ⅓ of the Incan Empire
Step 2: Get ½ of the Spanish Empire
Step 3: Mix them for a few years
**You got the Viceroyalty of the Río de La Plata**
Step 4: Add ⅖ of England
Step 5: Mix them for a few more years
**You got the English invasions**
Step 6: Add Napoleon French Flakes
**You got France to defend the Río de La Plata**
Step 7: Add ⅔ of England
Step 8: Add ¼ of the State from Buenos Aires
Step 9: Mix them from 1806 to 1807
**You got England to achieve the Buenos Aires conquest**
Step 10: Add Salt from the First National Board
Step 11: Add Morenista and Saavedrista Sauce for more seasoning
**You got the First National Government**
Step 12: Add Triumvirate Cheese
Step 13: Blend for a few more years
**You got the First Triumvirate**
Step 14: Add more triumvirate cheese and blend for 1 or 2 years
**You got the Second Triumvirate**
Step 15: Add Revolutionary Sauce and mix a few more years
**You got the May Revolution**
Step 16: Add Patriotic and Realist Salt
Step 17: Add ⅓ battles of independence
**You got the War for Independence**
Step 18: Add the declaration of Independence and mix again for years
**You got the United Provinces of the Río de La Plata**
Step 19: Add ⅖ of Chile and ¼ of Alto Perú
**You got a Chile and a Peru**
Step 20: Mix with ⅓ of England and ⅜ of the Falklands
**You got the Falklands War**
Step 21: Add ⅘ of Democracy
Step 22: Mix a few more years
**You got the first year of democracy**
Step 23: Put in the oven until 1831, which will cause it to dissolve.
**You got an Argentina, a Paraguay, a Uruguay, a Bolivia and a Brazil**
Step 24: Take Argentina from the pile
Step 25: Exactly in 2001, add Economic Crisis Sauce.
Step 26: Inject inflation
Step 27: Mix it up one last time
**You got an Argentina**
Step 28: Add BRICS toppings
Step 29: Enjoy
Pls like this took me a lot of time
nice
Too complex
@@ImpArg um wow !
@@ImpArg step 30: add a rigged world cup
my country
HOW TO MAKE AN PHILIPPINES
1 : get an spanish man to explore and colonize 7'641 islands
YOU GOT AN SPANISH EAST INDIES
2 : mix revolutionary ideas for 333 years
YOU GOT AN KATIPUNAN
3 : mix with america until 1941 then mix with japan
4 : mix it with usa again
YOU GOT AN 3RD REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES
5 : Get an father of a future president to be president
you got an 4th republic of the philippines
6 : get the presidents son and make him president
7 : add asean and maphilindo toppings
8 : ENJOY
Thanks i really wanted to make a germany to go well with my french,british, and austrian dish really helpful 10/10 recipe
make sure you dont put germany and austria together or it will cause a disaster called *WW3*
This is 10/10 I love this recipe but i didn't know how to take care of the bavarian warts thanks for telling me the take care of a germany tutorial very helpful
Right?
@@alxthecurious Right e roo
austrian even involves many of the same steps up until the HRE and even share some later.
But they dont go well together after the HRE step.
Instructions unclear: i taught the austrian how to paint and now he owns half the world
That’s an easy fix. Just kidding, no it most certainly is not.
I think you forgot to inject the Allies
@@seyhans4d836 makes sense
Maybe add *the winter in USSR* ingredient so it would stop
@@trphoenix_. a bit too late for that. I am currently dead and typing from heaven
Im not interested in geography no more but this still cracks me up
Lol
I feel bad for that guy who had to mix both empires for a few centuries
Instructions unclear. My Germany became Communist after uniting.
As a German fan, This is absolutely useful.
Ok
0:14 Add Holy "Moly" water 🗣🔥
*insert territory-splosion*
Regarding the NATO thing, it's made to keep the Americans in, the Russians out and the Germans down.
Bro just covered the history of germany in a cooking video, love when that happens.
Bro recited the entire german history
Bro it said mix for a few centuries, I swear I laughed a lung out
Finally I can make Germany now! This was helpful. Dankeschön!
Instructions Unclear, Ended Up In Some Sort Of Yellow Corridor With Buzzing Lights
Zero Stars
Update: Found Some Sort Of Smile In A Shadow, I'm Approaching It Now
GET OUT OF THERE
Instructions unclear. Decided to mix my Germany with France to add more flavor and created the European Union.
0:07 i like how roman empire split into half
I've been lonely for years. Your tutorial really helped and now I have someone to play with though once I got to my german empire, hr tried to take over my house. Thanks!
I kid you not, the moment Austria appeared, I immediately went "oh no"
Thank you soooo much for this. I was in desperate need of a Germany and for this video I finally have one.
Getting a WW2 simulator ad before watching this is wild💀
This is really helpful tips, thank you
(Joke aside epik animation keep it up)
How to create a germany: ask me if i could speak german
My goodness, This was absolutely helpful! I needed a Germany to make my British and American dish, 10/10. (Love from the USA ❤❤)
Omg scorpo I love your videos 😊, by the way Zambiaball, I love the moment you add salt and says '' ohh my gawd ''
Instructions unclear, I mistook the Axis instead of the Allies and the Third Reich won.
Bro explained the German history lower then my teacher in 40 minutes
0:34 _alert sound x10000_
Little secret: If you want to make it really delicious, just add a tiny tiny pinch of denmark. 👌🏻
As a german from ww1 who turned into a black anomaly,i am offended that our ww1 german flag is getting cooked whit pepper
Junge ich hab mir so den arsch abgelacht😂😂😂 viel zu geil 🤣🤣🤣🤣
introduction unclear:The Austrian man didn't infect Germany
I kept my Weimar Republic, then I noticed a lot of money started appearing in my house
Bro explained the whole history of germany at the speed of light without even going to mars, got myself up the mountain, faster than a whole week, and a day☠️😭
Misses the most important addiction.
Swedish Flakes (sponsored by France) also again french Flakes. That is what got Prussia.
Wasnt napoleon who cause that but the Swedes collapsing the polish lithuanian Commonwealth
“French flakes”
“Teach a Austrian how to paint”
“Infect the allies”
AMAZING VIDEO
As a german I found this rlly funny. I love this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro your Not German If you find this funny
Stop doing the im german Thing its Just annoying
instructions unclear the austrian didnt got mad and didnt failed at learning arts
Thanks for making this really simple tutorial.
Uhh. I think i messed something up. The Austrain painter succeeded and had a successful painting career. I think my Germany is turned into a giant art class as the Austrain painter decided to teach everyone how to paint. The country also is called the Painting Empire and aspires to teach everyone how to paint. I don't think i did very well with making a Germany.
Now I know how to make a Germany! Very helpful video.
Instructions unclear, created a Kaizerreich. Now what?
Actually, I'd recommend putting EU near the end of the mixing of west and east Germany, rather than the end. I think it mixes more reliably and faster, and comes out more unified
The problem is if you put EU too early, Germany will take control and you will make a 4th reich
Instructions unclear, made Austria
Bro explained more about germany than i know maths
Bro should be a history teacher 😂😂❤❤
Optional: you can remove the holy water by drying the germany and sprinkle a certain amount of turkey.
Insrructions were unclear... Now the country calls itself "Anarchistic Austrian painter Democratic Monarchy of Germany"
THATS AWESOME
Instructions unclear i now have an Austria.
as a german i can agree this is very accurate history (im a piece of cake)
Youre Not german
Instructions unclear, the Austrian succeeded in art, now what am i supposed to do?
I just made myself a countryball pet thank you! 😊
Instructions unclear, I made krieg from Warhammer 40k.
I can confirm that this is how I was born
Note: my channel name was Germany before this
bruh☠️
@@uncanalpobre5279 note: my channel name was Germany before this
Instructions unclear my new Germany said “make Germany great again “
Well, it appears you have added too many allies.
@@Simon.Lewis.but.in.queer_34 LOL-
I tried to do the recipe, for some reason i created communist German Empire, what did i do wrong?
Germany in WW1-2: I need to rule the world! Germany now: I own the E.U.!
German history in one minute:
I chose this video to watch while eating and I don’t regret it.
thanks for your help!
(also is it normal for the german empire to be chasing after a polen?)
Yeh, I think so.
I accidentally sent my germany to an austrian art school
Intrusions unclear I made the 69th riech pls send help
💀💀💀💀
Instrucitons unclear, microwave exploded
Can you do How to make a USA country ball
Instructions unclear, accidentally recolonized New Guinea
This comment wont get likes
we are learning the history of germany in 1 minutes with this one🗣
Very helpful! It tastes so good (especially the seasoning) I shared it with my whole family!
Instructions unclear: the austrian painter didnt get rejected
I wonder how there's nobody claiming the comment section as German property yet.
Instructions unclear, i have a country with a red flag with yellow hammer and sickle
Instructions unlclear;i have created a new multiverse.
Instruction unclear: I accidentally cut my Holy Roman Empire and now i have a lot of german-speaking states! What do i do?
Buy an austria, a denmark and a france. Then pick up prussia. Put everything in a bowl. Nature will do its thing
Bold of you to assume Germans would enjoy anything.
Instructions unclear: I teached an Austrian to paint so well that he didnt fail, what should I do?
Your neighbour zimbabwe here, and i enjoyed this!
Lol. This is better than YT shorts WW2 edits
Instructions missunderstood i still got the füher and the nono germany wit me
Thank you for this tutorial!
It really helped a lot for me!
Instructions unclear: I just brought back the German colonial empire
instructions unclear: Reach survived the allies and didnt split
this gave me 2018 toy unpackaging vidoe vibes
A beautiful example of a history lesson
Wow. Thank you for this great toutorial. My guests loved it
Guys I made it and he’s on my table rn.Btw it made me waste of my some 2000 years or something 🥰
I created my holy roman empire but I ran out of french flakes and uh…… idk what to do now
Ein wahres Meisterwerk.
Instructions unclear the austrian passed art school
Now what?
Instructions unclear, how do I make an Austrian?
If sprinkle some power on it it will be better and taste stronger
Instructions unclear: The Austrian made Austrian empire After they won 2 world wars and now they Have all Europe for them
mission failed: accidently recreated the Teutonic Order, retrying then accidently recreating the Holy Roman Empire
Instructions unclear I "accidentally" made Germany split up more