How to make a Germany

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  • @ScorpoYT
    @ScorpoYT 11 місяців тому +2929

    Instructions unclear, "accidentally" formed the 4th Re.ich

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 10 місяців тому +207

      thats called the EU. currently under construction

    • @Benneth12
      @Benneth12 10 місяців тому +30

      hello

    • @dazedd-fi4yx
      @dazedd-fi4yx 10 місяців тому +82

      accidently in quotation marks 💀

    • @thatww2nerd81
      @thatww2nerd81 10 місяців тому +37

      I must know how, for "research" purposes of course.

    • @mariafi2291
      @mariafi2291 10 місяців тому +12

      You mean EU, right?

  • @mariafi2291
    @mariafi2291 Рік тому +2921

    Bro explained the whole history of Germany in 1 minute an 12 seconds with f-ing recipe better than my history teacher in 45 minutes

    • @Maybe_Me_Maybe_Not
      @Maybe_Me_Maybe_Not Рік тому +47

      You mean your teacher tries to in a year right?

    • @mariafi2291
      @mariafi2291 Рік тому +18

      @@Maybe_Me_Maybe_Not I guess

    • @Peteboi64932
      @Peteboi64932 Рік тому +16

      School, hire him

    • @eliaskr733
      @eliaskr733 Рік тому +15

      That's what I'm saying! That bro explained my country's entire history. But bro rly said,, he has now infected the dish, and it is now a 3'd Reich,,

    • @XhyaArtzx
      @XhyaArtzx Рік тому +3

      FR tho

  • @Mis7erSeven
    @Mis7erSeven Рік тому +621

    Historically accurate, but there is one thing:
    If the Austrian painter had a better art teacher, he might have continued with the art and history would be different.

    • @Someturkishguy442
      @Someturkishguy442 11 місяців тому +16

      It depends on how bad you are so it can fail.

    • @BananaViral_Pooper_Viral
      @BananaViral_Pooper_Viral 10 місяців тому +6

      If that's not a canon event

    • @MiScusi69
      @MiScusi69 10 місяців тому +32

      Actually, he was already quite good at painting. The point is, they basically only accepted abstract artists, weird artists and other modern shit. So, paradoxically, the Third Reich would have never existed, had Hitler painted *worse*

    • @pokecraft66
      @pokecraft66 9 місяців тому +16

      He went to art school to learn how to repaint the borders of Europe

    • @rayzuke1232
      @rayzuke1232 2 місяці тому +4

      @@MiScusi69 Well someone would have just taken his place and the War would have started none the less. It was inevitable that Germany would attack given the amount oppression and cost it's population faced.

  • @saratomas202
    @saratomas202 Рік тому +1715

    As a German, this is incredibly funny

  • @Mint-rs9
    @Mint-rs9 Рік тому +175

    Bro, literally made German history so simplified 💀😭

  • @thepetekidyt
    @thepetekidyt Рік тому +492

    Bro explained the history of germany faster than my history teacher in 1 semester

  • @tylerinot965
    @tylerinot965 Рік тому +184

    Instructions unclear : Austrian learned how to paint and now I am stuck with Weimar republic

    • @alphabetfanaticgeo
      @alphabetfanaticgeo 6 місяців тому +13

      I think you forgot to reject it

    • @egehanfrdn6775
      @egehanfrdn6775 4 місяці тому +5

      But thats good?

    • @RikaMagic-px6bk
      @RikaMagic-px6bk 4 місяці тому +14

      Alternate way: add less inflation-salt, hapiness-sugar and wait for 16 years. Cut it in two parts and wait another 41 years. Hope this helps!

    • @the_washingmachine1295
      @the_washingmachine1295 2 місяці тому +7

      Do you still have the receipt? Maybe you can ask for a replacement

    • @LouT-j5f
      @LouT-j5f 2 місяці тому +1

      @@egehanfrdn6775 overtime it will crumble and split up to up to 1000 states

  • @A_Random_Coloradoball
    @A_Random_Coloradoball Рік тому +225

    Thanks for the recipe, I needed a Germany dish to go with my France dish, and Netherlands dish :D

    • @USABallsAnimations
      @USABallsAnimations Рік тому +5

      New sub

    • @gamerkalvin8663
      @gamerkalvin8663 Рік тому

      Wait don’t add germany to those other countries or else *NAZI MUSIC* the Austrian painter has joined the chat

    • @somepogger8321
      @somepogger8321 Рік тому +14

      I tried it, the French dish just turns white

    • @lyvindy0527
      @lyvindy0527 4 дні тому

      @@somepogger8321 you accidentally restored the Bourbon monarchy, you need to redo your process of making your France

  • @ImpArg
    @ImpArg 11 місяців тому +140

    I made my country because no one else made it before
    How to get an Argentina
    Step 1: Get ⅓ of the Incan Empire
    Step 2: Get ½ of the Spanish Empire
    Step 3: Mix them for a few years
    **You got the Viceroyalty of the Río de La Plata**
    Step 4: Add ⅖ of England
    Step 5: Mix them for a few more years
    **You got the English invasions**
    Step 6: Add Napoleon French Flakes
    **You got France to defend the Río de La Plata**
    Step 7: Add ⅔ of England
    Step 8: Add ¼ of the State from Buenos Aires
    Step 9: Mix them from 1806 to 1807
    **You got England to achieve the Buenos Aires conquest**
    Step 10: Add Salt from the First National Board
    Step 11: Add Morenista and Saavedrista Sauce for more seasoning
    **You got the First National Government**
    Step 12: Add Triumvirate Cheese
    Step 13: Blend for a few more years
    **You got the First Triumvirate**
    Step 14: Add more triumvirate cheese and blend for 1 or 2 years
    **You got the Second Triumvirate**
    Step 15: Add Revolutionary Sauce and mix a few more years
    **You got the May Revolution**
    Step 16: Add Patriotic and Realist Salt
    Step 17: Add ⅓ battles of independence
    **You got the War for Independence**
    Step 18: Add the declaration of Independence and mix again for years
    **You got the United Provinces of the Río de La Plata**
    Step 19: Add ⅖ of Chile and ¼ of Alto Perú
    **You got a Chile and a Peru**
    Step 20: Mix with ⅓ of England and ⅜ of the Falklands
    **You got the Falklands War**
    Step 21: Add ⅘ of Democracy
    Step 22: Mix a few more years
    **You got the first year of democracy**
    Step 23: Put in the oven until 1831, which will cause it to dissolve.
    **You got an Argentina, a Paraguay, a Uruguay, a Bolivia and a Brazil**
    Step 24: Take Argentina from the pile
    Step 25: Exactly in 2001, add Economic Crisis Sauce.
    Step 26: Inject inflation
    Step 27: Mix it up one last time
    **You got an Argentina**
    Step 28: Add BRICS toppings
    Step 29: Enjoy
    Pls like this took me a lot of time

    • @Sultan-Zaviyar-Rehan
      @Sultan-Zaviyar-Rehan 8 місяців тому

      nice

    • @egehanfrdn6775
      @egehanfrdn6775 4 місяці тому +2

      Too complex

    • @shirleygulapa3120
      @shirleygulapa3120 4 місяці тому

      @@ImpArg um wow !

    • @cloverisfan818
      @cloverisfan818 4 місяці тому

      @@ImpArg step 30: add a rigged world cup

    • @t9afk_groupnews_or_uniteds_pc
      @t9afk_groupnews_or_uniteds_pc 3 місяці тому

      my country
      HOW TO MAKE AN PHILIPPINES
      1 : get an spanish man to explore and colonize 7'641 islands
      YOU GOT AN SPANISH EAST INDIES
      2 : mix revolutionary ideas for 333 years
      YOU GOT AN KATIPUNAN
      3 : mix with america until 1941 then mix with japan
      4 : mix it with usa again
      YOU GOT AN 3RD REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES
      5 : Get an father of a future president to be president
      you got an 4th republic of the philippines
      6 : get the presidents son and make him president
      7 : add asean and maphilindo toppings
      8 : ENJOY

  • @VuNguyen-xh9un
    @VuNguyen-xh9un Рік тому +206

    Thanks i really wanted to make a germany to go well with my french,british, and austrian dish really helpful 10/10 recipe

    • @trphoenix_.
      @trphoenix_. Рік тому +1

      make sure you dont put germany and austria together or it will cause a disaster called *WW3*

    • @VuNguyen-xh9un
      @VuNguyen-xh9un Рік тому +4

      This is 10/10 I love this recipe but i didn't know how to take care of the bavarian warts thanks for telling me the take care of a germany tutorial very helpful

    • @alxthecurious
      @alxthecurious 11 місяців тому +1

      Right?

    • @VuNguyen-xh9un
      @VuNguyen-xh9un 11 місяців тому

      @@alxthecurious Right e roo

    • @JustAPintOfMilk
      @JustAPintOfMilk 10 місяців тому

      austrian even involves many of the same steps up until the HRE and even share some later.
      But they dont go well together after the HRE step.

  • @liquidthe_ethiopiannationalist
    @liquidthe_ethiopiannationalist Рік тому +108

    Instructions unclear: i taught the austrian how to paint and now he owns half the world

  • @buddyber
    @buddyber Рік тому +83

    Im not interested in geography no more but this still cracks me up

  • @mr.comment9222
    @mr.comment9222 Рік тому +20

    I feel bad for that guy who had to mix both empires for a few centuries

  • @theentertainer6198
    @theentertainer6198 Рік тому +9

    Instructions unclear. My Germany became Communist after uniting.

  • @GamingKittyBeaching
    @GamingKittyBeaching Рік тому +42

    As a German fan, This is absolutely useful.

  • @sontran-lc9fq
    @sontran-lc9fq 3 місяці тому +26

    0:14 Add Holy "Moly" water 🗣🔥

  • @PYROWORKSTV
    @PYROWORKSTV 2 місяці тому +6

    Regarding the NATO thing, it's made to keep the Americans in, the Russians out and the Germans down.

  • @TheFinalHopeYT_
    @TheFinalHopeYT_ Рік тому +27

    Bro just covered the history of germany in a cooking video, love when that happens.

  • @ElijahJamesMarfil
    @ElijahJamesMarfil Рік тому +30

    Bro recited the entire german history

  • @Goofy_Dominican
    @Goofy_Dominican 11 місяців тому +11

    Bro it said mix for a few centuries, I swear I laughed a lung out

  • @USA_HU
    @USA_HU 11 місяців тому +11

    Finally I can make Germany now! This was helpful. Dankeschön!

  • @ScottyAnimatesAndStuff
    @ScottyAnimatesAndStuff Рік тому +5

    Instructions Unclear, Ended Up In Some Sort Of Yellow Corridor With Buzzing Lights
    Zero Stars
    Update: Found Some Sort Of Smile In A Shadow, I'm Approaching It Now

  • @ponack3423
    @ponack3423 8 місяців тому +3

    Instructions unclear. Decided to mix my Germany with France to add more flavor and created the European Union.

  • @2b28wangsanchak8
    @2b28wangsanchak8 2 місяці тому +4

    0:07 i like how roman empire split into half

  • @YaZeGermanz
    @YaZeGermanz Рік тому +6

    I've been lonely for years. Your tutorial really helped and now I have someone to play with though once I got to my german empire, hr tried to take over my house. Thanks!

  • @Raptstar
    @Raptstar 8 місяців тому +2

    I kid you not, the moment Austria appeared, I immediately went "oh no"

  • @Averifiedperson7712
    @Averifiedperson7712 11 місяців тому +7

    Thank you soooo much for this. I was in desperate need of a Germany and for this video I finally have one.

  • @Just_sum_hamster
    @Just_sum_hamster 2 місяці тому +2

    Getting a WW2 simulator ad before watching this is wild💀

  • @SirenCatTH
    @SirenCatTH Рік тому +21

    This is really helpful tips, thank you
    (Joke aside epik animation keep it up)

  • @RxMemeDog
    @RxMemeDog 2 місяці тому +2

    How to create a germany: ask me if i could speak german

  • @Ilovesstarbucks
    @Ilovesstarbucks Рік тому +15

    My goodness, This was absolutely helpful! I needed a Germany to make my British and American dish, 10/10. (Love from the USA ❤❤)

  • @Aries-ball12
    @Aries-ball12 Місяць тому +1

    Omg scorpo I love your videos 😊, by the way Zambiaball, I love the moment you add salt and says '' ohh my gawd ''

  • @FilipinoPatriott
    @FilipinoPatriott Рік тому +11

    Instructions unclear, I mistook the Axis instead of the Allies and the Third Reich won.

  • @Mongolic_Mappings
    @Mongolic_Mappings 2 місяці тому +2

    Bro explained the German history lower then my teacher in 40 minutes

  • @sgr21Main
    @sgr21Main 10 місяців тому +8

    0:34 _alert sound x10000_

  • @RichardReinhardt-oo7hm
    @RichardReinhardt-oo7hm 2 місяці тому +1

    Little secret: If you want to make it really delicious, just add a tiny tiny pinch of denmark. 👌🏻

  • @Henry_miller_aka_him_or_froggy
    @Henry_miller_aka_him_or_froggy 8 місяців тому +3

    As a german from ww1 who turned into a black anomaly,i am offended that our ww1 german flag is getting cooked whit pepper

  • @veneficiagundel3084
    @veneficiagundel3084 2 місяці тому +2

    Junge ich hab mir so den arsch abgelacht😂😂😂 viel zu geil 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @crashdrive3179
    @crashdrive3179 Рік тому +10

    introduction unclear:The Austrian man didn't infect Germany

  • @TherealN9761
    @TherealN9761 Рік тому +2

    I kept my Weimar Republic, then I noticed a lot of money started appearing in my house

  • @lovelyAhra_lovesevery1
    @lovelyAhra_lovesevery1 11 місяців тому +8

    Bro explained the whole history of germany at the speed of light without even going to mars, got myself up the mountain, faster than a whole week, and a day☠️😭

    • @therac197
      @therac197 10 місяців тому

      Misses the most important addiction.
      Swedish Flakes (sponsored by France) also again french Flakes. That is what got Prussia.
      Wasnt napoleon who cause that but the Swedes collapsing the polish lithuanian Commonwealth

  • @My_OpinionsReal
    @My_OpinionsReal 8 місяців тому +1

    “French flakes”
    “Teach a Austrian how to paint”
    “Infect the allies”
    AMAZING VIDEO

  • @bonnie8258
    @bonnie8258 Рік тому +13

    As a german I found this rlly funny. I love this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @googoogly
      @googoogly 10 місяців тому

      Bro your Not German If you find this funny

    • @googoogly
      @googoogly 10 місяців тому

      Stop doing the im german Thing its Just annoying

  • @MASTER56555
    @MASTER56555 2 місяці тому +2

    instructions unclear the austrian didnt got mad and didnt failed at learning arts

  • @S_S_Dev
    @S_S_Dev Рік тому +3

    Thanks for making this really simple tutorial.

  • @arandomperson920
    @arandomperson920 2 місяці тому +1

    Uhh. I think i messed something up. The Austrain painter succeeded and had a successful painting career. I think my Germany is turned into a giant art class as the Austrain painter decided to teach everyone how to paint. The country also is called the Painting Empire and aspires to teach everyone how to paint. I don't think i did very well with making a Germany.

  • @toblerone-av
    @toblerone-av Рік тому +4

    Now I know how to make a Germany! Very helpful video.

  • @golonkowiczpl
    @golonkowiczpl 2 місяці тому +1

    Instructions unclear, created a Kaizerreich. Now what?

  • @SuperHGB
    @SuperHGB 11 місяців тому +4

    Actually, I'd recommend putting EU near the end of the mixing of west and east Germany, rather than the end. I think it mixes more reliably and faster, and comes out more unified

    • @martinchabrillat7897
      @martinchabrillat7897 10 місяців тому

      The problem is if you put EU too early, Germany will take control and you will make a 4th reich

  • @ThatGuyMentos
    @ThatGuyMentos Рік тому +2

    Instructions unclear, made Austria

  • @joanneheys6585
    @joanneheys6585 Рік тому +4

    Bro explained more about germany than i know maths

  • @BerginaTracyDoe-ks7ip
    @BerginaTracyDoe-ks7ip 2 місяці тому +2

    Bro should be a history teacher 😂😂❤❤

  • @QUEfrang
    @QUEfrang Рік тому +3

    Optional: you can remove the holy water by drying the germany and sprinkle a certain amount of turkey.

  • @Cloudysoul0_0
    @Cloudysoul0_0 2 місяці тому +1

    Insrructions were unclear... Now the country calls itself "Anarchistic Austrian painter Democratic Monarchy of Germany"

  • @Happypoland
    @Happypoland Рік тому +6

    THATS AWESOME

  • @YourlocalNEScontroller
    @YourlocalNEScontroller Рік тому +1

    Instructions unclear i now have an Austria.

  • @mariusmasenas9851
    @mariusmasenas9851 Рік тому +3

    as a german i can agree this is very accurate history (im a piece of cake)

    • @googoogly
      @googoogly 10 місяців тому

      Youre Not german

  • @jiayichen569
    @jiayichen569 7 місяців тому +1

    Instructions unclear, the Austrian succeeded in art, now what am i supposed to do?

  • @soldier.JR1
    @soldier.JR1 Рік тому +3

    I just made myself a countryball pet thank you! 😊

  • @General83
    @General83 10 місяців тому +2

    Instructions unclear, I made krieg from Warhammer 40k.

  • @Nansensu_CFMOT
    @Nansensu_CFMOT Рік тому +9

    I can confirm that this is how I was born
    Note: my channel name was Germany before this

  • @TheAbnormal14
    @TheAbnormal14 8 місяців тому +2

    Instructions unclear my new Germany said “make Germany great again “

  • @joseproro5099
    @joseproro5099 2 місяці тому +4

    I tried to do the recipe, for some reason i created communist German Empire, what did i do wrong?

  • @ScrabbleYT
    @ScrabbleYT 7 місяців тому +1

    Germany in WW1-2: I need to rule the world! Germany now: I own the E.U.!

  • @Ak47loverhardbass
    @Ak47loverhardbass Рік тому +4

    German history in one minute:

  • @justine.0108
    @justine.0108 11 місяців тому +1

    I chose this video to watch while eating and I don’t regret it.

  • @StarsRebublicBall
    @StarsRebublicBall Рік тому +6

    thanks for your help!
    (also is it normal for the german empire to be chasing after a polen?)

  • @Crxdet
    @Crxdet 7 місяців тому +1

    I accidentally sent my germany to an austrian art school

  • @sryup
    @sryup Рік тому +4

    Intrusions unclear I made the 69th riech pls send help

  • @Filipzz7
    @Filipzz7 Рік тому +1

    Instrucitons unclear, microwave exploded

  • @USABallsAnimations
    @USABallsAnimations Рік тому +3

    Can you do How to make a USA country ball

  • @nexforreal
    @nexforreal Рік тому +1

    Instructions unclear, accidentally recolonized New Guinea

  • @LaoTV_787
    @LaoTV_787 8 місяців тому +4

    This comment wont get likes

  • @kylemangampo-bl9kq
    @kylemangampo-bl9kq 29 днів тому

    we are learning the history of germany in 1 minutes with this one🗣

  • @deerfox_x
    @deerfox_x 7 місяців тому

    Very helpful! It tastes so good (especially the seasoning) I shared it with my whole family!

  • @OliverYT_FPE
    @OliverYT_FPE 4 місяці тому +1

    Instructions unclear: the austrian painter didnt get rejected

  • @moritzdegenhardt8432
    @moritzdegenhardt8432 2 місяці тому +1

    I wonder how there's nobody claiming the comment section as German property yet.

  • @Corsica_2024
    @Corsica_2024 Місяць тому +1

    Instructions unclear, i have a country with a red flag with yellow hammer and sickle

  • @MayonnaiseOnATable
    @MayonnaiseOnATable 11 місяців тому +1

    Instructions unlclear;i have created a new multiverse.

  • @Carl1510_Kris
    @Carl1510_Kris 10 місяців тому +2

    Instruction unclear: I accidentally cut my Holy Roman Empire and now i have a lot of german-speaking states! What do i do?

    • @QUEfrang
      @QUEfrang 10 місяців тому

      Buy an austria, a denmark and a france. Then pick up prussia. Put everything in a bowl. Nature will do its thing

  • @electricpaisy6045
    @electricpaisy6045 2 місяці тому +1

    Bold of you to assume Germans would enjoy anything.

  • @bubblesandblåhaj2763
    @bubblesandblåhaj2763 10 місяців тому +1

    Instructions unclear: I teached an Austrian to paint so well that he didnt fail, what should I do?

  • @Mukomanarussy
    @Mukomanarussy 8 місяців тому +1

    Your neighbour zimbabwe here, and i enjoyed this!

  • @Resuvean
    @Resuvean Рік тому +2

    Lol. This is better than YT shorts WW2 edits

  • @jgfjgjgfjgfj5386
    @jgfjgjgfjgfj5386 11 місяців тому +1

    Instructions missunderstood i still got the füher and the nono germany wit me

  • @Russiaball851
    @Russiaball851 Місяць тому

    Thank you for this tutorial!
    It really helped a lot for me!

  • @giorgospapoutsakis5271
    @giorgospapoutsakis5271 Рік тому +1

    Instructions unclear: I just brought back the German colonial empire

  • @Rellimi
    @Rellimi 9 місяців тому +1

    instructions unclear: Reach survived the allies and didnt split

  • @D0MINIKwuzHEREEE1244
    @D0MINIKwuzHEREEE1244 11 місяців тому +1

    this gave me 2018 toy unpackaging vidoe vibes

  • @Karelisvania
    @Karelisvania 9 місяців тому

    A beautiful example of a history lesson

  • @lukastreutlein3624
    @lukastreutlein3624 11 місяців тому

    Wow. Thank you for this great toutorial. My guests loved it

  • @SakUUraYT
    @SakUUraYT 2 місяці тому +2

    Guys I made it and he’s on my table rn.Btw it made me waste of my some 2000 years or something 🥰

  • @Tonkatabatko
    @Tonkatabatko 5 місяців тому +1

    I created my holy roman empire but I ran out of french flakes and uh…… idk what to do now

  • @koopavonkuerbis
    @koopavonkuerbis 10 місяців тому +2

    Ein wahres Meisterwerk.

  • @EvieRosePerryKelly-dh4hh
    @EvieRosePerryKelly-dh4hh 11 місяців тому +1

    Instructions unclear the austrian passed art school

  • @cringeSpeedrunner
    @cringeSpeedrunner 11 місяців тому +1

    Instructions unclear, how do I make an Austrian?

  • @Molly-e8m
    @Molly-e8m 2 місяці тому +1

    If sprinkle some power on it it will be better and taste stronger

  • @Russia-RUSKI
    @Russia-RUSKI Місяць тому +1

    Instructions unclear: The Austrian made Austrian empire After they won 2 world wars and now they Have all Europe for them

  • @kaosuri
    @kaosuri 9 місяців тому +1

    mission failed: accidently recreated the Teutonic Order, retrying then accidently recreating the Holy Roman Empire

  • @vernon_Richmond
    @vernon_Richmond 14 днів тому

    Instructions unclear I "accidentally" made Germany split up more