Batman Hates Calendar Man

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
  • While Calendar Man is nowhere near Batman's greatest villains... he's just kinda mean dude
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  • @mohammadalinejad728
    @mohammadalinejad728 3 місяці тому +603

    Every Batman villain *Tries to be an a-hole. Riddler is genuinely trying his best. It's just that this one is very good at it.

  • @aaritmitra625
    @aaritmitra625 3 місяці тому +510

    Jim: Barbara, where's your mom?
    Babs: It's ok, dad. She just went to get milk from the supermarket
    Jim: Oh god.

    • @MisterKenK
      @MisterKenK 3 місяці тому +2

      FROM THE SUPERMARKET? NAH THATS WAY TOO FOUL

    • @slippyfruit8538
      @slippyfruit8538 2 місяці тому

      @@MisterKenKI don’t get it

    • @danser_theplayer01
      @danser_theplayer01 2 місяці тому

      @@slippyfruit8538 The whole supermarket will be "donating" their "milk" to her... all night long.

    • @Sparck3328
      @Sparck3328 2 місяці тому

      Jim: In the middle of the night?, oh no

    • @dasiyland09
      @dasiyland09 2 місяці тому

      @@slippyfruit8538I think it’s a joke about Superman

  • @DaniG._.German
    @DaniG._.German 3 місяці тому +265

    I wish Calendar Man said: is she *YOUR🫵* Barbara?

    • @GrayFieldIon
      @GrayFieldIon 3 місяці тому +17

      Better yet, Calendar Man being Barbra’s father. XD

    • @kalibalsaeid9137
      @kalibalsaeid9137 3 місяці тому +8

      I heard she might be Harveyyyyyyyy's

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 3 місяці тому +355

    He’s a villain that’s a risk to Christmas, *WE SHOULD ALL HATE HIM!*

    • @wintersoldier164
      @wintersoldier164 3 місяці тому +13

      You're a mean one, mr Day
      Your heart is made of clay
      You got no hair on your head
      You make kids wet their bed
      Mr day

    • @ericjohnson6120
      @ericjohnson6120 3 місяці тому +4

      I wouldn't worry, unless you're a judge that set his death penalty for Christmas Eve.

    • @LoganTocker
      @LoganTocker 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@wintersoldier164 ha, good stuff 👍

  • @MusicLover-my6fo
    @MusicLover-my6fo 3 місяці тому +136

    Come on, Batman. You have to stop paying for Harley Quinn's OnlyFans.

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 3 місяці тому +11

      Batman ain’t got no discipline and no cunning to just get the phots for free

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 2 місяці тому +10

      Why? He has money to spare, and it keeps her out of crime. Seems like a win win.

    • @secondbeamship
      @secondbeamship 2 місяці тому +3

      Batman doesn't even do it because he's attracted to Harley Quinn. He just wants Harley Quinn to stay out of crime. Actually, Harley Quinn barely gets any views except for the big amount of donations "Chiropterran" donates. Batman doesn't even watch the streams he just has it on a certain monitor and runs a script that donates on a semi-random basis.

  • @CarlosVasquez-xf8nx
    @CarlosVasquez-xf8nx 3 місяці тому +121

    Truly calendar man is Batman’s greatest nemesis

  • @niccoloproia3678
    @niccoloproia3678 3 місяці тому +91

    Can someone explain to me why people treat Calendar Man like a D-list loser villain?
    A guy that has dates and holidays as his gimmick is really so much worse than guys having as gimmicks jokes, riddles, birds or the number 2?
    Think about it, you can basically pick up a random date from the calendar, look up from the Internet some festivity that happens in that specific day (even from different traditions) and create a murder mystery based on that.
    Calendar Man could basically become the Holy Grail for every writer that doesn't have many original ideas

    • @Jaymaxair
      @Jaymaxair 3 місяці тому +19

      Until relatively recently Calendar Man was basically a joke villian who wore a goofy costume and commited goofy crimes, i believe it is in fact this very story (the comic this movie is based on) that reinvented his character to be a menacing serial killer instead. It is not the first time that something like this happens just look at old Clock King or Mr. Freeze before Batman The Animated Series.

    • @altEFG
      @altEFG 3 місяці тому +7

      Because he was an equivalent of The Condiment King.

    • @niccoloproia3678
      @niccoloproia3678 3 місяці тому +5

      @@Jaymaxair Calendar Man stories before Crisis on Infinite Earths didn't treat him like a goofy clown as for this story, i don't know man, it basically depicted him as this has-been that would be always confined behind a glass door (after all this is exactly how he is even in Arkham City).
      Clock King was a very good villain since the start: a proto-Walter White in many ways but i guess being associated with Batman instead of Green Arrow does miracles for a villain reputation.
      On Mr.Freeze i absolutely agree

    • @niccoloproia3678
      @niccoloproia3678 3 місяці тому +1

      @@altEFG Why? Condiment King was a comedian controlled by the Joker through Mad Hatter's technology while Calendar Man was an actual Batman villain

    • @altEFG
      @altEFG 3 місяці тому +5

      @@niccoloproia3678 Because shooting mayonnaise at the enemies is on par with doing holiday-themed crimes. The only difference is that Calendar Man had the potential to be reworked into a more serious villain, the the base premise is still ridiculous on the face value. Modern Calendar Man works not because he is a serial killer, which are plenty even without gimmicks. He's basically Zsasz, but with a more ridiculous obsession, and Zsasz is already a b-lister at best.
      If someone tries REALLY HARD I think it's possible to rework even The Condiment King into something that fits modern Batman stories, but that would be basically mitigating the humor of the premise. I dunno, make him plan a massive food poisoning and demand ransom for the antidote formula, or else everyone who consumed any condiments recently will die within 48 hours.

  • @Francisco-yi9lw
    @Francisco-yi9lw 3 місяці тому +157

    Not going to lie, didn’t see how the talk with Calendar Man was going to end but he broke both Jim and Batman faster than Joker could ever dream.
    No wonder he escaped, no beta male would want to live with Calendar Man after that.

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen 2 місяці тому +8

      He broke Joker by revealing Harley actually left him because he was unfunny.

  • @someonestolebigboi-imbigboi
    @someonestolebigboi-imbigboi 2 місяці тому +12

    "some family time before the wife leaves you"
    god. FUCKING DAMN.

  • @alialluaibi3008
    @alialluaibi3008 3 місяці тому +20

    They hate him because he is speaking facts !

  • @Kaito57
    @Kaito57 3 місяці тому +19

    Okay, Calendar Man is officially my favorite Batman Villain now lol

  • @comicfan1324
    @comicfan1324 3 місяці тому +20

    How appropriate that this video gets uploaded on a holiday

  • @darkjackl999
    @darkjackl999 3 місяці тому +100

    ngl i was expecting him to make a joke about batman doing it with barbara after gordon left (comics why)

    • @Galvatronover
      @Galvatronover 3 місяці тому +7

      Not really comics it’s restricted to the Tim verse

    • @DeliciaDamaria
      @DeliciaDamaria 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Galvatronover yep

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 3 місяці тому +5

      @@Galvatronover| Restricted? More like "quarantined."

    • @Cara_Aleatorio29
      @Cara_Aleatorio29 3 місяці тому

      Tim verse and Killing Joke animated movie​@@Galvatronover

  • @zerotohero884
    @zerotohero884 3 місяці тому +78

    Plot Twist : Harlei Only Fan is actually 'Free' Group Teraphy and Bruce Wayne likes to have this Terahy sessions, even more about him being shamed as a Virgin, because even to produce Damian, they only took the sauce, there was no action.
    Also, happy Calendar Man being a savage

  • @VacadoRay
    @VacadoRay 3 місяці тому +18

    I'd buy a Harley quinn only fans no cap

  • @SoulZealantonski
    @SoulZealantonski 3 місяці тому +21

    Batman is downbad af

  • @jiado6893
    @jiado6893 3 місяці тому +5

    He should have ended with “Jealous?”

  • @hattoripool1533
    @hattoripool1533 3 місяці тому +22

    All your rogue’s have Gimmicks. What about Victor Zsasz?

    • @JTBJacksdeadasschannel
      @JTBJacksdeadasschannel 3 місяці тому +20

      He’s got the scar stuff

    • @Low_Sky
      @Low_Sky 3 місяці тому +6

      His gimmick is that he has none, comparatively at least

    • @kannonsircy7748
      @kannonsircy7748 3 місяці тому +15

      His Gimmik is that he marks himself after each kill.

    • @Karlos1234ify
      @Karlos1234ify 3 місяці тому +2

      Tally marks

    • @darksideofevil13
      @darksideofevil13 3 місяці тому +1

      Not literally all of them. The mobsters don't.

  • @seancarney3024
    @seancarney3024 3 місяці тому +2

    😵😵‍💫🤯 That guy looks like he's gonna start playing the fiddle and scalping heads, if you get my reference.

  • @jmurray1110
    @jmurray1110 3 місяці тому +7

    I wish they brought calander king back side it was a joke for batmite but they made him fun and a threat
    Now he’s just jeffery dawmer with a date fetish

  • @DarkWallay
    @DarkWallay 2 місяці тому

    This is THE most DEVIOUS villain

  • @TheAbondonedCircus
    @TheAbondonedCircus 3 місяці тому +20

    Today is actually my sisters birthday :>

  • @skeletonking4119
    @skeletonking4119 3 місяці тому +1

    Ha! That one guy with your whole history record that’s you don’t want to mass that XD

  • @Blasho950
    @Blasho950 3 місяці тому

    Things in the SDCU are heating up

  • @secondbeamship
    @secondbeamship 2 місяці тому

    Calendar man mogs me.

  • @BrendenTait8858
    @BrendenTait8858 3 місяці тому +1

    So Joker is doing something at the fair? Seems legit

  • @GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket
    @GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket Місяць тому

    That Harley Quinn joke "I probably need to stop paying for that" has me laughing like a donkey.
    Man if she actually had an OnlyFans she'd be rich without the crime, although I'm sure she'd still do it for love of Chaos.

  • @reinaemiya
    @reinaemiya 3 місяці тому

    It wasn't a no

  • @laurabeane8862
    @laurabeane8862 3 місяці тому +3

    ??? Does this mean Catwoman is Over 25? Damn, she was dropped like a Hot Rock!

  • @darylspeaks6431
    @darylspeaks6431 Місяць тому

    Don't feel bad Bruce. Ik alot of us would pay millions for her of

  • @ev_ring
    @ev_ring 3 місяці тому +1

    cool

  • @richardsphd
    @richardsphd 3 місяці тому

    You know, The Long Halloween happens so early in Batman's career, he may very well still be a virgin at the time
    Like, I doubt 14 year old Bruce Wayne pulled during his time in college, or that he was interested in sexual intercourse while learning detective work with Ducart

  • @sniper7303
    @sniper7303 3 місяці тому

    this was posted on the 5th of july
    mmmmmm

  • @Highvoltage21912
    @Highvoltage21912 2 місяці тому

    Hey,so how do you make videos like this. Like is it just slideshow or…..?

  • @Havingsights4009me
    @Havingsights4009me 3 місяці тому +3

    Hey can I do an animation of this I actually made a version of calanderman during this genius video

  • @tristanwebb5290
    @tristanwebb5290 3 місяці тому +2

    🇬🇧

    • @tristanwebb5290
      @tristanwebb5290 3 місяці тому

      I’m bored

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 3 місяці тому +1

      I mean there was also the election

    • @tristanwebb5290
      @tristanwebb5290 3 місяці тому

      @@jmurray1110 not 18. Not my problem

    • @tristanwebb5290
      @tristanwebb5290 3 місяці тому

      @@jmurray1110 I hope those green environment dudes win tho.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 3 місяці тому +1

      @@tristanwebb5290 a decent choice high unlikely they are too left for a lot of people and I don’t much like there nuclear policies libdems are more likely but I hope it’s not the tortes or reform

  • @skeletonking4119
    @skeletonking4119 3 місяці тому

    Ha! That one guy with your whole history record that’s you don’t want to mass that XD