Persona 5R - Akechi Navi lines -Joker and Crow Ailments
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“Joker is more brainwashed than a cult member!”
That is some comedy gold right there
"Now that's comedy"
Now that's haha funny
Persona 3 Flashback..
@@kevintcp370 oh my god I didn't even get this at first why
Dude I love this. Part of me feels like Daymond was just fucking around for some of this.
I can’t even tell the difference when Akechi’s enraged.
The only difference is that the enemies are screwed
@@commanderburn9887 Aren't the enemies always screwed?
@@xherry5465 yeah but now they're screwed screwed ya know?
@@KovoN Soooo, more screwed than they usually are?
I WAS THINKINF THAT
Joker: *gets enraged
Akechi: *”Oh no he’s hot!”*
Accurate
lol
True dat
Accurate
Joker: *gets burned
Akechi: “Oh no he’s hot!”
Status Ailment: hi
Akechi: *WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEE*
you need more likes fam
999 likes holy sh---
@@user-wx4mp7eb8k haha just turned it into 1k
@@sunset.magician SO AMAZING, MAN
Akechi to Coronavirus: *AW SHIT, HERE WE GO AGAIN.*
"Joker's enraged? I kind of like it, but it's not you! Calm down!"
Aaaand cue the shippers taking that line out of context.
Myself included (guilty as charged).
@@kizunechao279 He might do "weird stuff" while confused
No homo
Tavros pfp?
@@-makasetop-7911 tavros pfp 😔
i like the fact no matter what line he says it sounds like he's having a crisis
Including zzz
wait until he sees the *Coronavirus.*
For Akechi "constar breakdown" is a personality trait
So he's having a...
*panik at danceco?*
I think personal crisis is Akechi’s permanent mental state.
"You're all my enemies! No, I am NOT brainwashed!"
Ya sure?
@@lionelk.y7233 Pretty sure!
@@lionelk.y7233 I mean, at one point he wouldn't have been wrong per say...
For once he is telling the truth
Sucha tsundere
God, he's so freaking dramatic in every single line. I love how you can just HEAR the flare and sass in everything he says.
Even when he's SNORING
this boy I swear........
Shout out to Robbie daymond
Robbie Daymond really do be out here with that range
Both Akechi and Robbie Daymond are drama Queens
What a match made in heaven
He’s so much different than the facade he puts on early in the game
Joker: *enrages*
Akechi: I hope this doesn't awaken something in me...
Sterling Archer: Phrasing!
Akechi : oh no, something in my pants is awake
@@Blaze02able the rising of the shield hero
My bond with Akechi has grown deeper..
LMAO WHAT
“Jokers Enraged, I kinda like it”
Woah! Down boy!
*HOO BOY*
I love this fandom lmfao
Here's your 777th like XD
I can’t believe that line made it in!
*HOO BOY INTENSIFIES*
Jokers enraged? That’s kinda hot but it’s not you! Calm down!
was gonna comment something similar lol
TRUE!!!
Nice hollow knight pfp
Lowkey, thank you chief
Joker's more brainwashed than a cult member tho, he cant tell friend from foe
thus said Akechi Goro
The fact that these are limited to only two specific days in-game is a crime. I would pay for a Goro Navigator DLC in a heartbeat.
Don't give them any ideas
Give them that idea. I wanna throw them my money
“Take a left you headache” goro
My favorite battles of the game are with Akechi as navigator. And their showtime attack together??? So good.
Akechi > Rise
"He might do weird stuff while he's confused."
"Joker's enraged? I kinda like it."
Akechi, is there something you would like to tell us?
yea, spill it already dude.
You have been graced with a 69th like, may fortune be with you
We all know it. I know it. You know it. Crow secretly likes Jokerrrr.
@@tabbyang7315 yup, hes just too much of a Tisundere to tell him tho.
Also that one moment in the P5R intro...
Akechi’s navi line when joker is enraged is the closest thing to flirting we’re gonna get
What do you mean? Akechi flirts with Joker all the time. His entire Confidant + the "warehouse" comment is basically flirting. XD
Moda1106 Good point, Akechi is just big tsundere energy
@@Moda-pf8wt I agree but what warehouse comment are you talking about ?
@@Moda-pf8wt What's the warehouse comment?
@@marjbon5008 When you talk to him in the safe room, he says: "A warehouse, huh? I bet there's full of-- Oh well, that doesn't matter right now." He was hinting at something ~spicy~ if you catch my drift...
“I don’t wanna do this scary shit anymore!!!”
Why did that line PHYSICALLY hurt me holy shit
yea, that hurt me too, i just think that he doesn't actually want to die, he wants to stay with joker, kinda makes me feel sad for him.
He doesn't want to be crazy and pretty much evil, but he also knows hes too far gone because when when he tries to be calm he still has antagonism
Darc Hart94 remember this is a status condition, it likely isn’t something he fully means.
That said there may be a part of him that does think like that in some way. Maybe he’s just scared if shadows, or the meta verse, or your idea. But it likely isn’t fully him.
@@hiddenflare6169
Accept your inner self!
Scared Akechi is precious and cursed.
I love how when Akechi is hit with the status effects he makes a comment about it, but when it's joker he just breaks the 4th wall to tell you to do something
Joker: You are the player, you control me, you need TO HELP ME.
@@emilygratz9203 joker is like
Help me help me nigga
Nah he's talking like there's someone else to help Joker because usually there is
Only of there's a third party member...
KaSumi
You’re stuck in second person. Help you. Help you. Please help you. Help you.
God, I hate it that you only get two days of the funny murder man on Navi
wait, hes only available for 2 days?
Only two days as Navi. Entire third semester he’s a party member so you keep him but Futaba replaces him as Navi.
@@scissosarus7159 oh thank god
@@scissosarus7159 nooo, him being navi is the best thing ever!
"funny murder man" 😂😂😂
Everyone is talking about Akechi and Joker being enraged, I'm just here laughing at this line from Akechi: "Where's the enemy again?!"
That's ne playing a co-op fighting game honestly
Me: I just stabbed someone! Yay!
My brother: thAT WAS MY CHARACTER
me: oh
oof
"Who am I suppossed to kill again? Hah, it doesn't matter!"
@Renato Barros when I was a kid we would play co-op games and he killed me just to make me cry
That's a mood, honestly.
I like how Brainwash and Rage just give us pankechi phase 2 boss
"No,I'm *NOT* BRAINWASHED!"
And Rage just makes him even more angry, "IM GONNA RIP YOU TO SHREDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!"
@@emilygratz9203 what's the rating for this game again?
@@fedechan6325 hmm, idk, i forget, imma have to check later.
@@fedechan6325 probably mature, or at the very least, teen.
"Joker's burning, that's gotta hurt!"
You know what hurts more?
GETTING SHOT IN THE CENTER OF YOUR HEAD
Got em
Wahaha 🤣🤣🤣
bruhhhh this got me
Maybe but I’m pretty sure you instantly die when getting shot in the head
But... You can't feel it when you're dead tho...
I absolutely love that they decided to include Akechi snoring as a navigator line. It's so dumb, but so funny.
Akechi: YOU ARE ALL MY ENEMIES!
Joker: Are you brainwashed?
Akechi: NO, I AM NOT BRAINWASHED!
very well
@@sonoda944 i will go along with this
can we talk about how enraged Akechi is basically Akechi, and enraged Joker gets a "this is not your normal fluffy self, honey" treatment from Akechi? No? okay *sobs in the corner*
the sad thing is is that Akira is too angry to notice Akechi's response, but i bet if he did hear it they will talk about it in the game later.
@@emilygratz9203 that's making me even sadder thanks hah..
don't worry, i think akechi will talk about it to him later. =]
@@emilygratz9203 I'll take your word for it! :D
and Akira's gonna be like, ''oh, so you like me when im mad?~'' and akechi is just like ''IT WAS ONE TIME!''
"Jokers enraged? Kinda hot ngl." -Pancake
Pankechi marriage when? 🤔🤔🤔
Akechi: "Joker's mind is muddled. He might do weird stuff while confused. Be careful if you have a max rank with him"
All the teammates in the party: *Sweats in max rank*
Akechi: "God damn it"
Akechi: ''why did you have to max rank with everybody?'' everyone: [still scared] Akira: ''they are my friends, besides, i did it to you too, and now you have to suffer for it.'' in Akechi's Mind: ''SHIT.''
Including Akechi himself.
@@derpboyzero7669 yea lol, but i think akechi wanted max rank anyway.
@@derpboyzero7669 he brought this on himself.
Akechi: is there ANYONE Joker hasn't max ranked!?
Morgana:*raises paw*
Akechi: why
Morgana: mine progresses with the story
PT:
Morgana: and Joker hates when I mistreat Ryuji
1:10 my man really do be sleeping with his eyes open
Set it to 0.5x speed and he sounds like Perry the Platypus.
Curiosity Man OMFG
@@curiosityman3704 What led you to gain this knowledge, I am honestly curious
@@ninarozenrad Don't worry about it.
Kind of creepy actually
One thing I noticed is when Joker’s affected by something, it seems like Akechi talking directly to the player, like “Jokers frozen in place!” Or “Jokers burnt, that’s gotta hurt.” or something like that. I found that kinda interesting.
It's like he knows the difference between the player and Joker...
He is talking to the team that is supposed to be there, they just didnt make different dialogues for when they are alone
Well him and joker look at the player in the bad ending...
Akechi & Akira know about the player, its seen in the Bad Royal Ending as well as the conversation before it.
DAMNIT PLAYER, HEAL THE AILMENT FAST
I love how the lines are like he’s directly talking to the player lol
well... considering the only times he can say these lines are when it's only Joker and him in the team...... and those "you"s are sure as shit not towards Joker.....
The AI is starting to become aware
@@godsplayingfield there is also the time when they are with Kasumi
Unpretty
Detroit: Become Human
Cha cha real smooth
Akechi: *stabbing a Shadow 28 times*
Joker: it was time for Joker to leave. He had seen everything
"YOU'RE _ALL_ MY ENEMIES!"
EnvyMizuhashi “No, I am NOT BRAINWASHED!”
Rex Dangervest: "That's exactly what a brainwashed person would say."
"You don't have to tell us twice."
@@gagefarris I'm not brainwashed, YOU'RE BRAINWASHED!
it hurts bc he actually sees the world like that
Akechi got real kinky at the end there.
Jonathan Shirley Joker’s enraged? I kind of like it, but it’s not you! Calm down!
Freakechi
Most innocent Freaksona 5 gameplay 💀
So that's what happens when a Chaotic Evil gets to command stuff
yea, kind of chaotic, but at the same time, fun!
i’d say chaotic neutral
Akechi is more Lawful Evil
@@Fanimati0n No, Lawful evil is someone like Shido. Does terrible things to follow or create rules of their own volition. Akechi just wants the world to burn all to kick Shido in the face, he's on the chaotic evil/neutral line
@@iaxacs3801Pre Third Semester Akechi is Chaotic Evil masquerading as Lawful Good.
Third Semester Akechi is Chaotic Neutral to a tee.
Enemy: *enraging Crow*
Also enemy: *enraging Joker*
Enemy again: *I am in trouble*
Joker: "you put this on yourself, bitch." Crow: "LETS TAKE DOWN THIS SON OF A BITCH!" Joker: "READY WHEN YOU ARE."
@@emilygratz9203 If only Rage fueled showtimes were a thing...
That would be gamebreaking
@@RedDrake110 and boss obliterating.
@@RedDrake110 *yessssss, next P5 game they need to do that.*
@Mitko Enemy: **Chuckles** *im in danger.*
Every single one of these quotes are comedic PLATINUM.
EDIT: ...I walked right into that reference, didn't I?
ora
ORA!
Ora!
ORA!
*ORA!*
"Jokers Mind Is Muddled, He Might Do Werid stuff While Confused."
Uhhh...
Please, tell me more.
@@jodex_md8008 He gonna do Nigerundayo
@@triggeredmratlus4331 Nah, didn't he just say he liked it when Joker's enraged. XD
Seriously sounds like Akechi has experience what "wierd" stuff Akira does usually....
Didn't he once dress up Akechi as himself? 😂 Joker can and will do weird stuff even when completely in his mind.
"Joker's scared, what a sorry sight..."
And? Go and hug him to break him free from that status ailment!
Getting hugged by Black Mask Akechi would probably just make it worse.
@@daskleineirrbis4952 😆😆😆
Crow: "There there, everything's going to be alright. We'll just kill these guys, annihilate them like the trash they are, and then we'll have a nice little party in Leblanc. Sounds good, yeah?"
Joker: "Please stop talking like that, I'm even more scared now."
Crow: "Good."
Das kleine Irrbis I would pay to see that line in game
**slaps a giant paper fan on Joker’s face** BE CURED JOKER
Akechi: Joker's scared!? What a sorry sight...
Also Akechi: Aaiiee! I-I don't wanna do this scary shit anymore!
0:40 Me after hearing Persona 6's announcement
Now that's an underrated comment!
Has it actually been announced
@@delta2372 nope
@@delta2372 the joke is that it's gonna take so long that we won't remember it
On the bright side. You won't remember the plot twists and all that.
"Joker's enraged? I kind of like it" *that's gay*
No it's not. He likes seeing Joker break and. become vulnerable
@@ADragonNerd I'm not sure about that 'cause when Akechi talks about scared Joker he refers to him as "sorry sight" even though being scared = being broken and vulnerable, especially for someone like Akechi. He never says that he wants to see this sides of Joker or lead him to this state instead he acknowledges him as a rival. Rivalry is not like enemies tho
@NinjaUkulele *yes, he gay Tisundere.*
@@emilygratz9203 its tsundere- sorry i had to point it out-
Too much gay... and I like it
0:55 proof that Akechi is best boy
Bible black
1:28
Joker: _"Don't hug me. I'm scared..."_
* Vietnam flashbacks intensify *
Bayley Rowell I use my hair to express myself
@@soybajo-kira8585 That sounds really boring...
...
I use my hair to express myself.
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE IDEA!!
We need the ability to select Navi’s. A full-time Crow Navi would be great
It reminds me of funny idea dad and I had following the nav in my car. We thought it would be funny if you could change the nav to a vindictive butthole who berates you.
It was good fun in Sam and Max beyond time and space. They had a seductive inappropriate one too. XD. Insert the time card...slowly😘
i wish i could have akechi as full-time nav 😢
@@dawn6751 exactly!! as much as futaba is my best girl, her lines really aren't that funny or engaging compared to akechi's or mona's.
Emiliho BONAFIDE MONAFIDE
Same bro same he sounds so awesome dude like when he talks so aggressive psycho he pumps you up like no one can stop you
Me too!
@@takaminemidori I like Futaba's lines a lot, but at this point in the game you've already heard all of them and a new navigator would be really awesome
You can TELL that Robbie had fun doing Akechi but then again who wouldn't? Third Semester Akechi is such a gem
It's Amazing how he can still sound scary even when scared
Nice Trails of Cold Steel picture
1:10 is it just me, or does Goro snoring sound more like a cat purring?
At 0.5x speed and he sounds like Perry the Platypus.
Curiosity Man oh shit he does
AH, PARRY THE PLATYPUS
I SEE YOU HAVE MASTERED YOUR PERSONA
BUT ITS NO USE
I WONT LET YOU TAKE THE TREASURE
I'm glad someone said it! It's adorable omg
Ikr🥰😂
"joker more brainwashed then a cult member"
Welcome to comedy Island
Population: akechi
1:33
Joker: Uh, which Persona would calm him down with the least risk?
Maria?
Alice maybe???
Mara-
@@minttea9052 NO IT WON'T FIT-
@@psl6145 S T O P
'I can't move! I'm frozen'
And yet you can still talk... care to explain that one Akechi?
I was thinking that too lmao
@@alexsolano27 maybe his head isn't frozen, but the rest of him is?
he can talk through his mind using psi?
His body other than his head his frozen
"Jokers scared...what a sorry sight."
Also akechi: "AWWW HES LIKE A LITTLE PUPPY I MUST PROTECT HIM"
So I’m playing royal and Akechi was hardcore flirting when I played pool with him the very first
Not akechi trying to rizz the MC 💀
“Joker’s scared! What a sorry sight.” You should hear yourself talk...1:23
Robbie Daymond did an amazing job with Akechi. Makes me love the character even more.
*That guy who says "I don't have a camera" or "Sorry teacher, my camera doesn't work" during zoom classes:* 1:10
Lol, that was me during programming *Getting up at the crack of dawn does a number on your brain*
Once I fell asleep
I do have a camera
My teacher was so pissed
STOPPP ITTTTT THATS DIABOLICAL I LEGIT STARTED CACKLING OML
"Joker's more brainwashed than a cult member" LMAO.
"despair"
danganronpa fans: *intense heavy breathing*
Goro: LET'S GIVE IT _EVERYTHING_ WE'VE GOT!
Joker:It's punishment!!!
*Does Unision*
IM KOKICHI OUMA THE ULTIMATE SUPREME LEADER
@@BlooMasky Question is...are you real? Or just a cognition?
@@EnvyMizuhashi Real
"Joker's enraged? I kind of like it"
....
....
... god damn it... 😂
Khloi Otaku that has to be some kind of flirting right
don't misuse Father God's beautiful name
petition to have akechi as navi option atlus pls
“More brainwashed than a cult member!” d a m n
also
“i kind of like it-“ sKAKSKSKDKSKSKSJD
“Do something before he gets himself killed”
Also Akechi when he betrays him: DIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
An alternative voice line to the fear is “*angry noises* so this is fear?!”
As you may have guessed already this line is what brought me here
akechi sleeping like a baby is so lovely lmao
akechi brainwashed is basically him in his boss battle
akechi in despair is SOOOOO not him lmao
akechi enraged is almost no difference from his everyday self
akechi with forget is actually low-key amusing
akechi on joker brainwashed is actually funny at times lmao
akechi with fear is actually off-setting considering he's that person who'd go in headlong without even flinching
edit: okay, after making this comment and leaving it, this gets 160 likes. thanks guys!
Would you say he’s “LOKI” amusing? No? Okay. I’ll go bury myself in pancakes.
Akechi enraged is just him raising his voice
"Dammit, I can't move! Stupid electricity!"
Akechi, we have to thank electricity for a lot of things...
Robbie daymond is legit one of my favorite voice actors ever. The range...
"joker's more brainwashed than a cult member! He can't tell friend from foe!" 😂
Akechi is like the broadcaster from pokemon...
"JOKER IS ON FIRE! THATS GOTTA HURT-"
Gotta admire the fact he can talk while being frozen
Akechi talking about his ailments is hilarious, extra points to the brainwashed ones
Ok but imagine if sleepy akechi muttered about pancakes
"Mmmnnn.....pancakes....zzzzz"
Akechi: Pancakes, I don't want to hear that word again for a long, long time.
1:38 He just created so many Opportunities right there for anyone who ships Goro and Joker.
Exactly XD
The hole game dose that anyway
I kinda find it interesting that Akechi says these kinda directed towards the player since nobody else is around besides him who could help Joker.
But Akechi is seen in the Bad Royal Ending to break the 4th wall with Akira and look at the player directly.
O.O
It's not breaking the 4th wall, it's alerting the other members of the team that Joker needs help. Futaba does that too and usually you would have Sumire with Akechi and Joker too
"you're all my enemies! no, i am NOT brainwashed!" is my absolute favorite akechi line ever
God, he's so fucking DRAMATIC. I love him. Every sentences he says sounds like he's having a breakdown. He's dramatic while SNORING.
Akechi: You are ALL my enemies!
Joker: Aww, shit, here we go again.
NO, I AM *NOT* BRAINWASHED!!!
Joker:Chill bro have a Snickers
Joker: you aren’t yourself when you’re hungry
“Joker’s burning that’s gotta hurt!”
*makes no effort to help*
Can we appreciate how there's in-game audio of Akechi hecking SNORING of all things?!
"Joker's enraged i kind of like that"
That cracked me up a bit
Oml i wheezed when i heard that line he was basically flirting XD
as funny as 90% of these are the goroboi in me hears "I don't want to do any more of this scary shit" and just clutches my pearls
I love the transition between Akechi being afraid and insulting Joker for being afraid
0:51 at least he's being honest
"Stupid electricity"
-Edgy Pancakes, 2020
I wonder how much sanity he has left at this state...
i think that is his true self but he doesn't show it to the world
@@EnderGlory I get that, but honestly, I honestly don't know if the whole 'psychotic' thing really fits with the rest of the Phantom Thieves.
He did turn his heart psychotic in the fight in shidos palace
@@bluemario610 Right... though it was a desperate gambit. I wonder if that can be fixed.
Akechi never had any sanity. Everything we saw before his boss fight was all an act in order to set up the Phantom Thieves. He never was an Ace Detective and he never was as innocent as he looked, what we see here is normal Akechi
*Something Happens to Akechi:* Fuck, Damnit, Shit.
*Something Happens to Joker:* DO SOMETHING.
"Joker's enraged? I kinda like it."
AKECHI CALM DOWN
It feels surreal to hear Akechi in despair, of fear
It makes me really sad ngl.
Akechi when joker divorces him because he shot him 💀💀💀
"YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
-Goro "Totally Not A Psychopath" Akechi
Despair Crow is just dramatic as heck. 🤣
When ISN'T he dramatic, tho?
@@kizunechao279 when he's dead
In another reality, Akechi definitely would've been a theatre kid
There are two scenarios in regards to the rage ailment:
Joker: *[ENRAGED]*
Akechi: "Ouu, me likey!"
(ALTERNATIVELY)
Akechi: *[ENRAGED]*
Joker: **Whimpering in agony**
1:34 Sounds like all his conversations with Joker.
It’s just flirting trust me bro 😎👍
The thumbnail alone made me laugh quite hard before the video. Well done man
akechi feels like a *really* over the top theatre kid who brings the hype both onstage and offstage
Joker: *enraged*
Akechi: *You gonna make me act up....*
"Zzz"
Best line 10/10
I like how when Joker is scared, Akechi's like "wow what a pussy lmao", but when _he's_ the one who's scared, it's a totally different story.
I like to imagine that when Akechi gets inflicted with fear, Joker just looks over at Kasumi like "you hear something?"
“Joker’s scared what a sorry sight”
not even a minute ago “I DON’T WANNA DO THIS SCARY SHIT ANYMORE”
For some reason when Joker was asleep I thought he would say "OI! WAKE UP DAMMIT!"
I love that he sounds so dramatic when it is him, but seems somehow amused when it is Joker. Great characterization from the Devs.
how is literally each one of those lines pure freaking gold
Akechi from a calm and gentle person to an Tsundere Psychopath
01:33
0:50
0:56
1:28
1:37
Man’s wildin with that “joker’s enraged,that’s hot but calm down🥵” line skshshsjs
Audrey Tantra P this has to be some kind of flirting right
@@perhaps1131 yes. this is canon in my heart lololol