"AFTER WE COLLIDED" IS ASTOUNDINGLY BAD and not very sexy | BAD MOVIES & A BEAT| KennieJD
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K so apparently the "racist" comments by Cole Sprouse made rounds but I've been told they were a result of a hacking. Honestly, I just heard it in passing a while back and I should have done my due diligence. So apologies for that! We may now commence the Sprouse-lovin', Dylan or Cole, guilt free
Ok phew
It’s to early to scare me like that
Oh Thank Goodness 🤣
Oh gosh, thank you,
phew lmao
Oh my god the fear you put in my heart
His mom is a director, his dad is a cinematographer and his uncle is Ralph Fiennes. He even played young Tom Riddle in the sixth movie while his uncle played Voldemort. You ain't wrong about the nepotism teas. 😭
Wow thanks for this. I had no idea but it all makes sense now. Not everyone in the family should be a part of the same job world.
Bahaha🤣
So, I don't think he's a terrible actor because I think his portrayal of Tom Riddle was pretty well done. I think that when it comes to these particular movies, he just had shit material to work with.
@@harasnicole But the girl that plays Tessa honestly isn't that that bad lol
@@iyslaalicecastelo5359 I never said she was. "Shit material" was about what Tiffin was given, not Langford.
Dylan Sprouse 🤝 Robert Patterson
Hating the movie they acted in
lol
did he really hate after? Lol 😂
"Patterson"
Don't forget Jacob Elordi in Kissing Booth 2 😂
and the entire cast of riverdale
As a person who's never dated, this movie makes it seem like relationships are such a hassle. GIrl, just be single it's ok
Saaame, honestly. I'm okay with waiting if it means I can avoid drama like this. Lifetime single gang, where you at?
@@tigergirl305 Here. By choice. 💀
Same
Ikr
I thought relationships were too much hassle as well, but this one in the movie was the problem. I have gotten into a relationship and I have never been happier. It's not as hard as I thought it would be. These movies tend to convey the wrong messages to people.
The black lady stereotype is what really pissed me off🙄
It pissed me the f*ck off
Frrr
You’ll be more pissed off with the book series....
Facts!
@Spritiualz Once Hardin in high school played a betting game on who they can sleep with women along his friends , he ended up sleeping with one of his friends crushes (I don’t remember if he knew or not but I’m positive he knew about the crush) in revenge the friend leaked the sex tape (in order to get proof that they slept with the betted girl I don’t think it said if the girl knew that Hardin was recording) because of the leaked her Christian parent disowned her.
When he told Tessa this he said it was only simply fun for him, and to make matters worse he only felt bad once he imagined Tessa or his mom in that position, so that shows he doesn’t actually care about people unless they have a good relationship with him
This is the most messed up he’s been in the books he done some minor things like sabotage Tessa getting a home next to her editor because he doesn’t want her to leave him because he got expelled from school for fighting someone who was close to Tessa he didn’t like (I think I don’t remember the review that well)
“Sex that’s flavoured like boiled water” that’s poetry 😂😂😂
👻
Finding a way to use this in a sentence 😆
😭
The way I screamed when I got to that part 😂💀
I write poetry, and I have to say she is BRILLIANT with words.😂
Hopefully the next movie is just Tessa and a therapist. And Hardin with a seperate therapist
✨💞The two therapists fall in love 💞✨and never mention their respective patients bc ethics
@@letsalltakeawalk6906 honestly, give me that.
@@letsalltakeawalk6906 oehhhh that could be really nice. Maybe showing the therapists in slightly similair situations as Tessa and Hardin were in and showing how a healthy way of handling it would look like
And call the movie After Dark because Tessa and Hardin were in such a toxic, unhealthy relationship and it was a dark phase in their life
Wouldn’t that be the best troll ever 😂 it ends up being a surprise cautionary tale like a video that they used to show teenagers in the 50s warning them about life lol
Why have a dependable, kind, caring, respectable, emotional mature guy, and frankly more handsome, when I can have the sad, dark, edgy, manipulative, needy, whiney, unattractive, emotionally immature, jealous- the list goes on
This is the plot of every love triangle story
Reason: he has an accent
@@pixiestxNyomouf a really bad one tbh
I wouldn’t say unattractive but you got everything else right
@@__L__837 tbh all of those qualities listed are enough to make him, and any person for that matter, *supremely* unattractive
"But fate just keeps getting in our way" that ain't fate, bro, that's y'all being bad for each other
You ain't never lied
That ain't fate, that's the consequences of his actions
That ain’t fate, that’s karma honey
that ain't fate, that's a restraining order
my thoughts exactly when I heard that
*Hardin: *sleeping in his car like a homeless man because he's sad about of tessa**
*Also hardin: *shouts at an actual homelessman whos tessas dad**
That part especially was disgusting, like it was at that moment that I tough "nope he's absolute trash girl run! " he's manner of being was just appaling 🤢
@@defence9440 right like why the hell does she like this fool
@@donaldducksazzcheeks because she herself is a fool too
@@donaldducksazzcheeks ‘Cause she’s trash too. 😂😂💀💀
That part pissed me off soooo much. True I am on high alert when I talk with strangers, but if I see a homeless person and he or she wants to ask me something I won't scream at them to piss off( they usually ask for spare change). It is rude and terreble, you have no right to be rude to them...
Yall have no idea how bad the ACTUAL book is : The bet is not only based on Hardin having sex with Tessa, but SHOWING THE BLOODY SHEETS AFTERWARDS to his FRIENDS so that he can win the bet. And he actually DOES THAT and then use the money for the appartement they move in together later, absolutely disguting lmao
anna todd is NOT seeing the pearly gates, i'm sorry. i am.......disturbed. wattpad had some deep, dark days.
I wish I could delete this comment from my mind's history
I’m so glad ive never picked up those books 🤣
You it's bad when even Anna Todd herself thought this was a mistake.
Toxic relationships? Keep it, it's romantic! Bloody sheets? Ugh, no don't put in the movie!
Wtf. That’s just disturbing on so many levels
I get the experience with Hardin’s mom was hard on him and should be taken seriously, but why is the assault being made about HIM and not about the mom who was ACTUALLY being assaulted??? What????
there are just so many problems w the stories. idk how this got so famous
That’s still gonna effect him
@@sarahadeniyi1654 I’m not saying it’s not gonna affect him, and I have no doubt it was indeed very traumatic for him. But the problem is that it’s not about the women whose were assaulted, but instead how the men in her life is affected. Giving him trauma could have been done in many other ways. If you write about sexual assault I believe you have the responsibility to treat the subject very carefully. And respecting the victim is so important.
Because of 🌟REASONS*🌟
@Bella Rose it really is terrible when you think about it. Also how the plotline with him sending photos of girls he slept with without their permission was only there so a girl could forgive him, and absolve him of guilt.
The way Hardin kicked the door was ALMOST like the director wants the dramatic scene but was like "don't break the door so we don't have to pay the hotel for damages" 😂
I hate how the fans of after literally pushed the director of the first movie out because the relationship wasn't toxic enough and there wasn't enough sex scenes.
You’re kidding??? NO WAY
NO WAY
Julia Cudney made a whole video about it!! ua-cam.com/video/SPTlD4SvtmI/v-deo.html
What??? Also, like idk if this is possible but After 1 was better in the sense of direction, and the soundtrack and shot choices and stuff, despite it basically being 90% montage
For real?! The sex scenes stuff wouldn’t even be their fault that’s the production company’s decision so they can get a pg 13 rating
Are we going to ignore that Tessa looks just like “Harden’s mother” which is... a choice
I legit confused them 4 times watching the vid
And so creepy seeing how he's such a mommy's boy and saw her get sexually assaulted in the same years he was experiencing puberty at that time....thats the background of psycho 😳
I swear that had me like 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@Sweethearts4969 you have not read the books...in the books he is really cold towards her
@@aaliyahrios8927 but we’re talking about the movies?
As a 17 year old still at a pretty impressionable age, I agree that this is very toxic for younger audiences. My friend of the same age loved the books for years now, and doesn’t see the problem with it. She now has a crush on Nate Jacobs from euphoria, who is a straight up abusive character. Luckily she has never dated, but it makes me worried for when she does.
A CRUSH ON NATE JACOBS??? THE MAN WHO SENT AN INNOCENT MAN TO JAIL AND QUITE LITERALLY CHOKED HIS GIRLFRIEND???? I am so concerned for her omg I don't think I have ever hated a character as much as I hate him
I had a friend like that. I tried to get some sense into her, but she didn't listen. She got her heart broken when I told her she's too young to date.
i hate the bad guys=hot bf narrative
like ive had crushes on the bad guys in stories only cause i found them attractive and didnt really think about their awful personality, but like if u crush on an evil character- knowing their personality and liking the evil, that’s a bit concerning
@@lindat8168 The man who also blackmailed a girl and has some serious daddy issues. He sounds totally attractive 🙄.
@@lindat8168 even the actor is like "Yeah fuck Nate he's the worst you're not supposed to like him"
Also I hate how the movies act like they are Elizabeth Bennet and Mr Darcy because the bickering dislike to love thing, but Mr Darcy isn't a brooding bad boy, he's just a bit stuck up and socially awkward, and moreover he drinks that Respect Women Juice™ by listening to Elizabeth calling him out on bad behaviour and changing for the better
you know who does this trope correctly? sokka and suki
I think people misunderstand the fantasy isn't (just) his wit and most of his bad boy behavior stems from prejudice and his own awkwardness. The fantasy of Mr Darcy is telling a man he fucked up so he listens and changes. (Also all the themea but I contend that's the most fantasy part about Darcy
Right! I never got through the book because the slow paste makes my ADHD-arse want to crawl out of my own skin. But the impression I got is that the bickering between Mr Darcy and Elizabeth shows how compatible they actually are? She doesn't hesitate to give as much as she gets in their discussions and in a weird way they are each others equals in those moments? And they are both at fault when things go to shit and has to be fixed . Like they actually deserve each other in the end? They deserve the people they have become though the time they've spent and learnt with each other?
It was a misunderstanding to begin with because they are awkward people! Darcy gets his head out of his ass, re-assesses, stops being an idiot! Why don't people get it?
I really hate the bickering dislike to love trope. It can work, but not often. People take away just the bickering and not the self-improvement
It’s funny that he is English yet he sounds like he is doing a fake accent.
wait he's actually English I thought he wasn't 🤣
@@pepper-may he 100% is. He is also Ralph Fiennes(played Voldemort and other iconic characters) nephew
exactly!!
I was about to comment the same 😂😂
Yeah he really does and that’s coming from an English person 😂
The worst part is this movie tried to convince me they had a relationship based off of sex when they were having sex like THAT
😂😂😂it was the lack of emotion for me especially if you are acting a sex scene
The movie practically doesn't show Tessa and Hardin's body during their sex scenes as I noticed. The first movie show their sex looking intimate because they show almost the whole thing.
I wonder if the fans who decry that they want more sex scenes after bullying the director of the first movie to be replaced are satisfied with this.
LITERALLY. I remember my friends raving about the fanfic cause of the sex scenes and so I read some and I was just like “that’s it?” 😂 and I only read those scenes so I didn’t even know about the toxic relationship part yet
Exactlyyy if Hardin was still an alcoholic, anger issued, and manipulative guy just without the f*ckboy trait she’d never give him another chance
Wdym
“She still got balls on her breath!”
DYING 😭 😭 😭
Your telling me Tessa comes in on the first day of work, falls asleep, her boss that has never met her before finds her asleep at work and still he chooses to take this girl on an important business trip?!
In the same clothes lmao stank breath and all 🤣
*"It just looks so unseasoned. Flavorless. Somebody throw a bouillon cube in there, see what happens"* I can't, LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
@Zndu I died!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
I'm still laughing @ that part... 😂💀
😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀😂
Someone said the “you’re toxic and you’re bad news” line is the new “I don’t like sand, it gets everywhere” line and I nearly died
He sounds like a dad😭😭
OMG YES
Sorry I’m not familiar with the meaning of the last line. Is that meant to signify him as a boring person?
@@MADEbySOUL it's a reference to a hilariously bad line in the star wars prequel that was said by anakin, just look it up on yt
Because, he is toxic and bad news 😡😁
"I'm drunk, uncomfortable, and I saw a tampon on the ground. I'm leaving."
Relatable.
Can we have movies that show the “nice guys” who are “boring” being the love interest?
Which is why I prefer those "boring love story" novels which hard to find and rarely publish because of popularity. I also prefer anime cuz a lot of them have nice guys as love interest lol
Roll up on the classic " Win A Date With Tad Hamilton."
I've been begging for that for years. Plus you can have a non-boring person who just isn't a giant asshole
Watch the K-drama, "Run On" 😊 You'll find what you're looking for.
Ooh I will I saw it but I didn't know whether to watch it or not thx
*Hardin, after seeing his girlfriend get into a literal fist fight:* "Oy, bruv, you got into a bit of a scrap. That sucks, innit? Let's go upstairs for a snog."
IM CRYING DSGGSJKKHF
😂😂😂😂
I guess he was sooooo turned on by Tessa’s “feistiness.”
I HATE THIS 😂😂😂😂
IM IN A ZOOM FOR SCHOOL ARE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH💀😂
You imitating Hardin is STILL better acting than the actual actor did lol.
I told my bf watching this that she should do his parts. Her accent is exactly as annoying but her acting is more on point.
She got me rolling each time
@@straykae everytime 🤣🤣
I have been crying for 30 min it is so DAMN great!
Kennie imitating Hardin almost had me choking on my water laughing XD
PLEASEEE the “leprechaun shoes” 😭
That killed me😂
Hardin reminds me of my ex - the guy who’s batshit obsessed with how much he feels for you but also doesn’t actually like you because he hates everything you do, ya know? I have literally never been so miserable, why is this anyone’s fantasy??
They only like it when the guy is hot. You put some dude that looks like Big Ed from 90 day fiance to play that role as the hollywood cliche and people will be avoiding toxic dudes for good.
@@melondick well by what I’ve experiences they don’t care about looks either🥹 my life is sadly full of beautiful successful women who date ugly, short, broke, fat men who treat them like shit.
@@melondick true
How your fake British accent better than his 💀💀💀
And this dude is actually British 😂
It could be because they wanted his character to have the Cheshire Queens English accent but most of us in the UK don’t have that accent at all 😂😂
Because most people in the UK don't speak like posh, white men but Americans assume we do because they're squee such "Anglophiles". So they made him change the accent
Nichola Walker exactly. I’m an American but I still think people are dumb for thinking all British people have the same accent. I have experience with British accents. My dad’s side is so British and also my cousin who is on my mom’s side and that side of my family is.....confusing. Also my cousin on my mom’s side married a British guy.
@@omniomelet1472 they aren’t dumb they just don’t experience a variety of different “British accents” on the regular. There’s no way for them to know or differentiate since they are not from the UK
I regret to inform you that we don't speak like that over here in the UK 🤣
I THOUGHT HARDEN WAS FAKING A BRITISH ACCENT. KNOWING THAT HES ACTUALLY BRITISH MAKES THIS MOVIE 10x WORSE AHHHH
How the hell did that happen?
Ewww 🤧😂
I heard he is still faking the accent. Like they said “make yourself sound like Oliver Twist and dial it up to 20”
I don’t know how he makes his accent sound worse and worse but I mean maybe that’s his talent
Yah he has a roadman accent but the directors were like just fake a posh British accent instead because they’re weirdos.
He got an Asian last name but still got it wrong. Mr. Jung is Chinese but Jung is a Korean last name wtfff 😂
I was thinking the save thing😂
Exactly I was like jung is a korean last name ,but why is it used to portray a Chinese character
Very much cho Chang vibes
I was thinking that!? Surprised Kennie didn't pick up on it.
Google is right there if they really insisted on not interacting with any people of colour in real life (my assumption considering the stereotypes in this).
The subtitle actually says “Jiang” not “ Jung”. Jiang is a Chinese last name. As a mandarin speaker it was extra cringy watching that character yelling Chinese in the middle of this unseasoned, bland ass movie. Ugh
"I'm drunk, uncomfortable, and I saw a tampon on the ground" lmao WHAT
Y’all know that whole “Tom Holland looks like he has a frog in his mouth” meme? Hardin sounds like he actually has a frog in his mouth.
im screaminnnnngggggg lolll
FRRRR
Because he’s talking with a fake posh accent! My man is from roaaddssss! Or should I say he’s a monied, very well connected, roadman.
THE LAUGH I LAUGHED THIS NEEDS TO BE HEARTED 💀💀💀
nooooo😭
i swear, when dylan said the "you're toxic and you're bad news" line he looks like a male karen 😭
Lmao but he was right😂🤭
This comment is the best I've read lol
He had his hand on his hip and I JUST DISSOLVED
@@minumeyli that part!!!!
he looked kind of like nicholas hoult too
Did anyone notice that they used every fanfic trope ever in this?? “Forgot the underwear” “I didn’t tell me mom we broke up so we pretend to date yo keep her happy” like???
ik and the thing is cliches can be so good when they’re done right but this is just plain awful
I'm gonna write a movie. It'll be about a virginial good girl who falls in love with a bad boy with a dark past. They'll enter into a toxic love affair, in which all of the man's traumas and misgivings will be forgiven, resulting in them slowly progressing to having sex. Both of them will also become worse people by proxy of them knowing each other.
Do you think Hollywood would buy it?
Sprinkle in a gay/black bestie that only exists to be an emotional soundboard for one of the mc’s and you’re golden sweetie 💖
@@ayannabranchcomb7535
I'll add both! A sassy gay friend and a black friend who's rife with good advice that'll be completely ignored. That'll be the essence of both of their characters, because what else do you need? Agency, personality, a backstory? Pfft. Everyone will forget their names by the end of the movie anyway, because they'll only be mentioned once in passing; but that's okay because they're not the main protagonist anyway. They're just the moral support.
Pay me, Hollywood!
@@kirikakirikakirika Why not just combine em? A sassy Black gay friend-Hollywood will love it lmao
@@XxxMuseluverxxX killing all the birds with one stone 😂
Remember us when you’re rich and famous 😂
"You're toxic and you're bad news"
Oh no. Dylan got his own version Cole's "I'm weird. I'm a weirdo" line
It’s not as bad as Cole’s “I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on?”, it’s so bad I just can’t
🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Dont forget his "shut the hell up you imposter" someone help me Riverdale is trash but I cant look away
@@uhuul5910 NOT YOU FINISHING THE QUOTE. BYEEE 😭😭 ITS SO SO FUNNY
"I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in."
~Cole Sprouse.
I actually burst out laughing at that lacklustre door kick. omg
why does he walk like jason lmao
Bahahaha 😭 Not Jason.
Dont do my boyfriend Jason dirty like that! He's way more convincing to be scary! 😭
But seriously like... there was an attempt.
He walked up to the door like his clothes were 2 sizes too small😭
He walked like he had to really think through that sequence:
"Okay. 1 and 2, leg out, kick"
😂💀💀⚰⚰
I seriously hate how teen/young adult movies and shows just glamourize and romanticize shit like rape/sexual assault, cheating, abuse and toxicity in relationships so people of my generation think these fucked up things are okay to do to other people and are just a norm
Voldemort. Voldemort is his literal uncle. And he played the kid version of him. That's how he got the role. Good...old...nepotism.
Mind blown!! But that also makes so much sense...
Dylan Sprouse chose to do THIS as his film comeback. Think about that.
I'm disappointed ngl
Look up the short film daddy...
@@novastar5431 I watched it a long while ago and cried
He probably thought it was a comedy
He was in last year's Banana Split. Which was sweet film
Also, let's not forget to mention that fans of this series were literally hating on the woman who directed the first film because she cut out a bunch of sex and nudity. People were so happy when she got replaced with a man because he took advice from all the horny folks who wanted to see Hardin and Tessa do the do...a cuss up a storm.
Why can’t they just watch porn. It has better acting
@@masonakamara7556 😂😂
That's pretty disgusting, but not surprising. The fans must be too young to know what real porn is and just read R rated wattpad fanfictions all day
and the gag is.....the same guy is not even the director of the third upcoming film. also the writer was a producer and had alot of say in the script so them hatin the writing makes no sense. but whatever what else can we expect from "after stans."
As a former wattpad lurking, badly-written-smut reading 13 year old, I can almost completely guarantee that the people who demanded more sex scenes were of the same demographic. I was around back when After was all the rage on wattpad and a large majority of the readers were very young girls who only read it because it was a Harry Styles fanfic and 1D was incredibly popular back then. I remember reading comments from 12 year olds demanding more sex in future chapters. These kids have no idea what sex or real relationships are like, that's why they see After as such a great and complex love story, when all it really is, is a crappy and cliché self-insert fanfic (I remember Anna Todd admitting she imagined herself in Tessa's place whenever she wrote the sex scenes. Disturbing considering Anna is a grown, married woman and Harry was still very young at the time.) with shitty writing and an incredibly toxic relationship. Unfortunately, that same demographic is still prevalent with stories like this. It's honestly concerning.
They made molly more attractive than Tessa and Trevor more attractive than Hardin. That’s where they went wrong as well.
Right, molly is pretty.
@@kilimanjaro5537 really pretty
I love how in the film Hardin says “I’m not the one taking advantage of drunk girls” and then he does things with her. Knowing that she’s drunk. Amazing😂 just wow.
“ FoKinG TREVER” 😂😂 that part in this movie and the part when Trevor ran into the wall 😂😂
Foking trevah!
Forever the funniest shit
You can tell he’s uncomfortable with this role because he literally acted better in an H&M commercial than any moment in this film😂
😂😂😂
That and he respects her sooo much off screen. He's literally a human puppy so it's most likely uncomfortable for him.
@@elenakendrick6279 I don’t blame him😔
Yes! I’ve been thinking and saying this. He hated the role and the fans just get mad and say no he’s amazing!!! But his delivery is awful. Like he’s struggling to say the lines cos he hates it lol and i do not blame him.
I know, I actually watched these movies because I saw him in something called Safe and I enjoyed it.
Whew Chile, the ghetto. This movie was worse than the first one and that’s saying a lot. I am so sick and tired of the bad boy/good girl trope and the idea that you can fix someone. You can’t, the only person who can fix them, are they themselves. It was worrisome every time in the movie someone would say “I’ve never seen him this happy before,” Tess is his life line and that’s not a good thing. A relationship can’t heal you. Hardin is an alcoholic who depends on Tess to be his everything. Meanwhile, their relationship is merely just *lust* nothing more, nothing less. And I’m sorry but the actors in this movie remind me of fifty shades of grey, they’re lackluster in appearance.
after dylan said the thing about not wanting to be in any more movies, imagine they just try hiring the other twin instead.
i know he’d say no bc Cole isn’t a dumbass either, but that would be hilarious
It would be a full ass comedy if that happens
I think Cole would try to shoe-horn in that something's off with Trevor so many times
Honestly the thing of "the nightmares stopped when he started being with you" is so toxic. I recently left a relationship where my ex would often say "oh, you help me with my trauma" and the whole "I haven't had nightmares since we started dating", and they use that as a way to guilt you into staying and feel bad if you even consider leaving. It's so bad.
I once had a friend who was in a situation where their toxic partner would tell them that nightmares would start when they were having issues. A reversal of equal amounts of toxicity. (That relationship is over and done with, so good news there)
not to mention the #1 "you help me with my trauma!" card. suicide threats 😀
@@rattling.casket oh yeah, my ex did that. His favorite was “I’d kill myself if it wasn’t for you”
@Black Ninja I'm willing to bet yes
@Black Ninja not really, which made it hard to see all the manipulation. He help us out when my mom went to the hospital, helped me study for hours, always gave me ginger ale and saltines when I was sick.
However, that doesn’t change the fact that he was very controlling. He was constantly manipulating me, making me doubt myself and focus only on him-he was very smart, sadly.
The fact that the intern got her own office, dragged away to a party to get an investor on her FIRST day, a makeover and got a SUITE for a hotel room on that trip is just SO UNREALISTIC and funny.
but they can't get her a ride to work
It’s literally a wattpad fanfic put into a movie I swear this stuff happens in every one-
Wasn’t she in college. We saw her go to zero classes this movie
@@S_NRIO because it was a wattpad fic
20:30 can we talk about how... the sprouse didn't buy her a car. like some movies would have him buy the car but he just found the most reasonable one. I really like that. cause a car is a big deal so actually buying it for someone means a lot and, at least to me, i'd feel like i'd owe them something. but just helping her find one, i like that and it makes more sense.
i also want to point that his gift was way more thoughtful thai hardin’s, he put time and effort to do it and hardin BOUGHT HER A FREAKING KINDLE. no time, no effort
The beautiful actress who plays her mother, Selma Blair, has M.S. and I wonder if she was unable to be filmed from the neck down for this movie. She sometimes has episodes where her body is not functioning properly or to her control and I can only imagine how difficult that can be and impact her or anyone’s career. I’m just glad she got to be in the movie if only for a moment. Horrible movie, but she’s phenomenal on her own ❤️❤️
I find it interesting that Anna Todd wrote Harry Styles as the most abusive pos who treats women like objects meanwhile the real Harry is out here in dresses, saying “screw toxic masculinity” and blocking her on Twitter 😂👏🏻
STOP THE CAP...... HE BLOCKED HER ON TWITTER???! Omg- luv that is so embarrassing for her 😃💫 If my idol ever did that- I’d excommunicate myself from society and crawl in a hole. I’d stop letting these trash movies be made if her and take the books off the shelves✨
He didn’t block her on Twitter, she literally follows him. Would’ve been nice if he did though.
“Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same” how DARE they smear that iconic line from wuthering heights, Emily bronte would not be here for this, and neither am I
their souls are made of cringe
In the first book they talk trash about pride and prejudice LOL Anna Todd really wrote that and thought yeah I’m better than Jane Austen
IKR 😭
I read a comment on another commentary video on the movie that his accent makes it sound like "it's what arseholes are made of," and I can't hear it any other way now 🤣🤣🤣😂.
FACTS 😤
It's a bad movie, not just because of the bad acting but also, because they're pushing this toxic relationship towards a younger audience
The way he said "Fockin Trevo" just made me wanna puke. Can't believe they let that scene be a part of the movie...
Another toxic relationship where it displays women being the cure to a man's problems or it is a women's duty to care for him and his issues
Sadly it has been decades since this has become the populair theme and whenever there is a female character that goes against this, she is called names and they point out that no one will like her. Or they over do it and she becomes the mean girl type.
Men just havent caught up with the fact that women dont want to play these roles anymore. Sure I want to help you, but if my help is the only thing you are getting for a serious problem you are having, I'm out.
You do realize women typically write these books nadia.
@@fightingmedialounge519 internalized Misogyny and sexism+ its ingrained in society in a lot of aspects.
manic pixie dream girl trope
@@fightingmedialounge519 yes but in movies its usually men writing them. Then these women watch those movies and think this is how people want women and relationships to be. Some see it and want to show everyone that not all women are like this, so the main character is "not like other girls", but still keep the male character the same and the struggles the same. So it ends up being toxic, no matter how "quirky" she is
He sounds like he keeps forgetting and remembering he has to have a British accent in each sentence he speaks so he overcompensates
KENNIE EXPLAINING THE SEX SCENE AS NEEDING A BOUILLON CUBE IM CRYING
She ain’t wrong 🤣🤣
"He literally did nothing to get back to her"
uhm Kennie he showed up unannounced to where she was and ran 7 steps after a car he thought she was in sweetie 😌we love a bare minimum milk toast mediocre display of "affection" (read: possessiveness) to top off the rekindling of a toxic relationship we're somehow supposed to find romantic 💅
😂💀
KDSKJD milk toast gurl its milquetoast
@@MrsLilithDarkmoon i SCREAMED
😂😭
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Wasn't she failing in the last movie and now she suddenly has this internship?
Yup lol. Good old fashioned nepotism.
It’s movies 😀 they had Noah from the kissing booth get into Harvard even with his terrible behavior and even made Elle get into both Berkeley and Harvard which are like top schools in the country, with her TERRIBLE college essay.
Anything is possible in a movie.
Dang I want a movie director to control my life. I wanna enter my dream animation school ;-;
So wait...
Tessa was a freshman in college in the last movie. And it's been a month since their break up and she just doesn't go to classes anymore? And Hardin too? And she's about to move to Seattle to work for this publishing company? Wat?!
Kennie's 'Harden' impression is just the best lmao I lost it every single time 😂
I'll only watch this movie if she dubs over all his lines with her own
"sex that's flavored like boiled water," is a phrase I didn't know I needed until now.
✨Study confirms: THE WAP CURES ALL. EVEN TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS✨
🤣🤣🤣
WAP therapy 😂
New occupations popping up like
"So what do you do?"
"Ah I'm a licensed WAP Therapist"
"......"
@@OneMoreWord1 indeed, I studied under the prestigious Cardi and Meghan, I believe you've heard of them?
@@Anbirchester ah yes theyre proud alumni of P University, where all of us get the best WAP training 😌
One of the saddest things about this movie is that when Trevor looked up a car that would be cheaper for Tessa instead of her taking ubers , is more than what Hardin has done for his entire “relationship” with Tessa 🤦🏽♀️😭
I KNOW it bothers me so much, Trevor is too good
We stan Trevor in this economy, just get away from Hardin lil Tessa 👁️👁️
Every time Kendall did the accent I would just crack up. Absolutely iconic.
"In a wrap dress and some leprechaun shoes 😆 I'm dead
“drag it by its adult edges” 😭
im genuinely curious, kennie, do you write some of your jokes in advance or are you just naturally this funny on the fly? the amount of times i actually lol watching your vids is just
dont kno if it was intentional but ur makeup plus the sweater is projecting serious xmas vibes
hiii, you’re so pretty! i checked out your channel and subscribed. i hope you’re having a great day
@@blxopium wow thank you so much! was literally speechless when i saw the notif, ty
Hardin saying "FOOKIN TREVORHHH😲" haunts me in my nightmares, I swear💀
Omg I’m DEADDDDD
I paused it at 16:12 and he looked like maleficent 🙃 he looked so stupid
@@ooaissburn964 PLSS THE EYEBROWS 😭😂
@@ooaissburn964 I know you commented this so long ago but the way I just HOWLED 😂 not the mistress of evil
I quote "FOCKEN TREVAH" on a daily basis it so funny💀
im obsessed with how you could just TELL hero finnes tiffin is a nepotism kid without even actually knowing omfg
“Someone throw a bouillon cube in there” 🤣 girl I’m dead
I would just like to apologize, when I was 14 I asked the universe to make this a movie.
This is when it was a watt pad book still.
Once again I'm sorry
you. you're the reason this is happening.
Best apology I've seen on UA-cam
Oooffff It's ok we were all swept up in the crazy it's part of life
We're waiting for the apology video, satan
It’s okay. We all do stupid things when we’re 14. I know I did.👍🏾
I straight up laughed for 10 minutes at the way he kicked that hotel door open LMAO 🤣😂
me too 🤣 he walked up to the door like a sims character
@@littleshante omg you’ve got it 😂😂
or when he’s running after the ambulance
@@littleshante 😂😂😂😂
same i was wheeezing
I can slowly see the two leads becoming the next Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (with their feelings towards their respective movies) & I think that’s beautiful
30:43 PLSS this commentary is unmatched 😭😭
"Harden's mother!"
"The Dr at the hospital!"
"The President at the bank!"
"The OBGYN at the morgue!"
..... ok I'mma head out...🤸🏾♀️👌🏽
I love how I recognise every single one of these
Lmao😂😂
THE PRESIDENT OF THE BANK I CANT HAGAHSVSHAGCSGAGAGAG 💀💀💀💀
omg yes ajshdjsksj what’s that last one from tho??
at the mORGUE????
Not the black lady cutting them off like she’s Dora 😭
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
🤣
“Is he somebody’s son?” 🤣🤣 I was like she got a point so I looked it up, he’s Voldemort’s nephew lmaooo
I think I'm just now realizing that the creators were trying to have Harden's actor sound like Harry Styles, because the actor sounds nothing like this in real life. Maybe I'm reaching lol
"Just giving me poultry foam over a simmering pot" is just *chefs kiss*
“ I’m drunk, uncomfortable and i saw a tampon on the ground, i’m leaving” i love that part
the lady in the club who was talking to the two girls saying she’s written some books was the author of the after books😳😳😳
Please never stop doing Hardin impressions. I don't even need to watch the movie. This is just perfect.
How does the actor who plays Hardin have such a shite British accent when he’s actually British?! It’s sounds so forced.😬
Apparently they wanted it to sound more british so they asked him to change his real accent
He speaks quite hood irl. He’s got a really strong south London (think Croydon not Chelsea ) accent LOL
@@lillustpotion ok that explains alot
@@arwengarraway9143 i thought it couldnt get any worse but here we are
I was convinced it was fake, like there's no way the guy actually sounds like that even if he is British and .... i checked an interview and this is basically how he sounds maybe just a tad more forced
People who genuinely like After (book or movie) scare the shït out of me.
My friends love this movie, they think it’s romantic even tho I pointed out how toxic it is.
Teenagers scare me, and I’m only 18... if any teenager asks me for something, I’m going to run faster than people on Black Friday
The plot of (what I've read of) the fanfic is basically this. Entirely toxic, way too much drama. However, unlike the movie, the sex scenes were nice. And they were nice while being vanilla, so that's something. Eventually not even that was enough to keep my interest tho lmfao
right? my best friend loves After and im scared for her.. im scared she will find a toxic relationship and think its healthy
I like the watt pad story years ago when it initially was released but I haven’t gone back since and I think it’s a wise decision to leave it that way as a memory of the past
“I was an employee” 😂😂😂
I've never read the books but if this ends with them getting married or some crap like that im going to be pissed. Its lazy writing!!!!
I read a review and it ends with them going to Vegas to get married.
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@@leslierubio10 In Las Vegas!? Bruh that's fucking terrible in so many level, we know they suck but not so much
They got married and had like 2 kids I think and supposedly lived the rest of their lives happy together soooo.....
And apparently had a m**carriage during the time she was engaged to Hardin.
I love how every two bit romance writer compares their work to classic literature. "Our love story is like Romeo and Juliet, like an Austen novel, etc." No, sis, this ain't it.
@Pink Grape Juliet was 13
It's not anywhere as good as Romeo and juliet. At least at the end of that the annoying ass young couple dies.
@@JHaru777 Yeah Romeo and Juliet was more of a cautionary tale than a true romance.
why did the tattoo artist offer him alcohol, it literally makes u bleed more & can ruin the tattoo's design?
right any tattoo artist I've met specifically tells you not to drink before the session
Bruh they don’t know that they don’t do the research
Cause the person who wrote this got their tattoo information from drunken sailor stories told to them by their uncle and war movies from the 1940s..
Also isn’t he underage? 🤨
Stereotyping the toughness and ruggedness 🙄
When you say you are repenting for your mistakes and still call one of your ex a "conquest", that just means you ain't repenting anything. You still don't think of her as a human just a conquest.
Man I hate that word
I think the worst thing is the girl who plays Tessa actually has pretty decent chemistry with the guy who played Landon-even in the first movie. Tbh, I was rooting for them to get together the whole time.
Ok, I love Dylan Sprouse now
I can’t believe that was little Ben on Friends. He’s such a cutie.
@@Ifailedeverything Actually it was Cole Sprouse who played Ben on friends
@@victoriadesombrage4504 they had both of them for the role
He's so handsome now! 😍
it was dylan?!???
How he make his British accent sound fake when he British
RIGHT LMAO
I have no idea
"This movie made my ass itch."
Me: yep, this gonna be a good one💀
"I get it you cant eat potatoes I'd be pissed too" SENT ME
"Is he someone's son?" This is so funny because while I don't think his parents are particularly popular, his uncle is literally Ralph Fiennes. So yes. He kind of is.
That explains it
jadsldfkjaslfdj ooh man that makes sense thx ahaha
He also played 11-year-old tom riddle lollll
His mom isn’t well known but she’s a film director, his uncle Joseph is also an actor (from Shakespeare in Love) and his grandfather is a famous photographer. Dude is like peak nepotism lol
Not so fun fact the author of After was a grown woman when she wrote the fanfic and Harry was around 19 🤢
Edit: if yall can actually read, i said when she wrote the FANFIC not BOOK. I did get the age wrong, since he was 19 not 16 (i fixed it) but it’s still messed up my friends
Yikes...
Some facts should not be called fun lol
That's disgusting
Omg she wrote sex scenes abt a minor jesus
Harry was 22?
imagine being harry styles, having a whole novel and two movies made about you without your consent. that in itself is one of the biggest reasons i hate this... series...?
And also not accurate to your personality in the least bit just making you a monster with no redeeming quality no wonder Harry block Anna on Twitter
@@flowersandcheesecake1710he didn’t block her sadly, she follows him and i think he said before that he doesn’t care about the books/franchise and it’s fine
“the annoying chick from Vampire Diaries” 😂😂 thank you, even if I had looked away from the screen I would have known exactly who you were talking about lmaoo. Also I do love Dylan Sprouse. Oh my god he's in a movie called Dismissed, uh definitely worth a watch he's a psychopath that goes off the rails cause of a bad grade, pretty sure it's a serious movie and he does go a bit far but it is kind of hilarious not gonna lie lol.