Taylor Tomlinson Examines Dating Trends Through the Years

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
  • Taylor Tomlinson explains cuffing season and why the holidays are the perfect time to start dating someone new, but the worst time to go to an apple orchard. Later, Taylor shows an interactive graph that displays how couples have been meeting for the past hundred years or so, and apparently, online dating is the new church!
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  • @wokeaf1242
    @wokeaf1242 8 годин тому +31

    Stay safe out there you hilarious young woman. Taylor Tomlinson is literally the only comedian that has made me genuinely laugh after November 5th, the night mostly everything simply stopped being even a little bit funny. Laughter might die after January 20th so Taylor might be the hero we need during the dark times. She's most certainly the hero I want.

    • @lionel1963
      @lionel1963 8 годин тому +1

      HELL, YEAH!

    • @kwyatt261
      @kwyatt261 5 годин тому

      Woke af sounds about right

  • @11matt11
    @11matt11 2 години тому +5

    Taylor is so needed during these times. Just brilliant monologues and hosting.

  • @glittermytimbers
    @glittermytimbers 4 години тому +6

    Tip for anyone not sure if a gift will be needed for any acquaintance or new relationship! I make a bunch of fancy biscotti every year in interesting flavors and wrap it nicely and give it to basically everyone I know (in addition to proper gifts where appropriate) because I find it is the perfect balance between being enough of a gift if they got me something and being not too much to make them feel bad if they didn’t get me anything. Food is a people pleaser and since it’s handmade it seems nice, even though it costs me very little and I can make enough for dozens of people in a single afternoon!

  • @veronicadoggone5660
    @veronicadoggone5660 10 годин тому +72

    Taylor... bluesky is requesting your presence 🙏💐

    • @FMAkers-jq2kh
      @FMAkers-jq2kh 10 годин тому +7

      Every time I see that word, my brain always pronounces it wrong.
      BLUESKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @GrumpyMcFrog
      @GrumpyMcFrog 9 годин тому +1

      NOOOO, THREADS!!!

    • @TheRealSugeKnight
      @TheRealSugeKnight 7 годин тому

      She mine girl

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 5 годин тому

      Agreed

    • @NameRealperson
      @NameRealperson 5 годин тому

      "Hey, just saw you get out of Charybdis, why not pop by Scylla?"

  • @RSProduxx
    @RSProduxx 4 години тому +4

    "timelaps of something in decay, but instead of an apple it´s romance"
    too true ...

  • @ThatGuillermo
    @ThatGuillermo 5 годин тому +5

    lol church got rocked

  • @Raddiebaddie
    @Raddiebaddie 10 годин тому +15

    Omg that graph 😮

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 6 годин тому +5

    That meds joke didn’t get enough of a laugh.

  • @glittermytimbers
    @glittermytimbers 4 години тому +4

    I started a new relationship 3 weeks ago, which was just a couple weeks after his birthday. I hadn’t thought about the benefit of not having a lot of pressure over gifts 😂 But Christmas will be right around two months if things keep going well, so not sure if I fall within the too soon window or not? It was a really incredible whirlwind romance and from the first date was clearly much more real than either of us have ever experienced, so not sure if that drives up the expectations to do a gift? Darn it, Taylor, it’s too soon to be worrying about this yet!

    • @BreandanAnraoi
      @BreandanAnraoi 3 години тому +3

      Christmas is probably too soon for panic, but don't worry! Valentines is coming just over a month later, perfectly timed for unrealistic pressure 😂

    • @taylor_green_9
      @taylor_green_9 Годину тому +1

      I'd say you can't go wrong with a small, simple gift. It can be meaningful to a moderate degree, but it can't be expensive. Just make sure it doesn't scream "grand gesture", and you'll be fine

  • @0o0ification
    @0o0ification 10 годин тому +16

    🎶Break me up, then September ends 🎸

  • @GrumpyMcFrog
    @GrumpyMcFrog 9 годин тому +13

    9.9's are people, too!

  • @thisthatbetbetter
    @thisthatbetbetter 6 годин тому +4

    Taylor is a consistently funny late night host. I hope they keep her around and she grows in the role. Also that graph...school having more success at building relationships than college is....weird.

  • @danjohnston9037
    @danjohnston9037 3 години тому +2

    Apple Picking Bad !
    Remember when it happened in the Garden of Eden ? 😏

  • @AbnormalFailures
    @AbnormalFailures Годину тому

    I've been injecting these monologues into my veins since I discovered that Taylor has a late-night show on November 6th lmao. CBS please she deserves a wife for the emotional labor she's been putting in for us

  • @yew2oob954
    @yew2oob954 9 годин тому +15

    I never thought I'd identify as a woman...but Taylor asking for a wife has me feeling like a strong empowered woman. 👩🏽

  • @waxbeard
    @waxbeard Годину тому

    “I don’t know, I’m a career woman.” Lol

  • @kryptoniteKJ
    @kryptoniteKJ Годину тому +2

    Apple picking is a chore, not a date

  • @seb_617
    @seb_617 8 хвилин тому

    “I’m not f*cking running,” I hear Taylor say as I watch this literally right after my run. You don’t know what you’re missing Taylor. But I would also skip the clubs!

  • @Tiajuan
    @Tiajuan 5 годин тому +2

    Idk what's going on but Taylor needs to stop looking so goddamn fine! I'm married goddamn it!

  • @QueenMegaera
    @QueenMegaera 6 годин тому +3

    Ok, but I feel like "the dancefloor" is missing from that graph. All the older couples in my family met while out dancing. What does that count as on the graph? 🤔 Is that just not a thing in America? 😂

  • @Goni983
    @Goni983 9 годин тому +2

    Somebody did a bad job at surveying college students lol, Wayy more meet ups there than I have seen in any other setting .

    • @LindaVernon
      @LindaVernon 6 годин тому

      Meet-ups and relationahips not quite the same thing. 😃

  • @taylor_green_9
    @taylor_green_9 Годину тому

    What's up with that, CBS?! Get Taylor a wife already! 😂

  • @s.u.s.a.n.a
    @s.u.s.a.n.a 9 годин тому +2

    I wanna keep my desperation intact, I'm not joining a running club either, Taylor.

  • @ataxius86
    @ataxius86 8 годин тому +2

    Love you Taylor ❤

  • @3DJapan
    @3DJapan 5 годин тому +1

    Wait, you can meet people online?

  • @puppetpalklimp
    @puppetpalklimp Годину тому +1

    Sex Apples is my new stage name

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP 9 годин тому +2

    Man, do wish I could be part of dating 😢

  • @arceushimself
    @arceushimself 7 годин тому +1

    I’ll be your wife, Taylor ❤

  • @frankswarbrick7562
    @frankswarbrick7562 6 годин тому +1

    Taylor, I dare say most people here find you to be a 10!

  • @bluesdjben
    @bluesdjben 5 годин тому +1

    So if I'm interpreting this correctly, my parents have an orchard, so I should never take them to meet my parents?

  • @shifttheshaman
    @shifttheshaman 4 години тому

    Hold out for Evie Colbert in next year's contract negotiations.

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 10 годин тому +1

    Hey, we have Birthdays too...and yeah, there's gifts...
    You should know, it's that day where you call your bestie before and after sex even though you've been married for 8 years now and should know the drill 😂
    Also
    Come on, girl ... you don't need her pity anyway, you just want to flex your naughty side and that's fine but don't start the call like "can you imagine..."
    Yes she can she's my ex 😊

  • @Asweatyhog
    @Asweatyhog 3 години тому

    I’m surprised she’s not doing the 4 B movement. That seems like the target demographic for CBS. Shave that head! Own it!

  • @solvseus
    @solvseus 5 годин тому +1

    Pam Bondi is the replacement pick since Matt Gaetz dropped out. She once stole a dog. Seriously.
    Watch out for Kristi Noem!

  • @CB-pf5lb
    @CB-pf5lb Годину тому

    So, uh... No more playlists?

  • @carnivalcat
    @carnivalcat 16 хвилин тому

    Give Taylor a wife!

  • @monorail4252
    @monorail4252 10 годин тому +1

    Nobody wants to being a loser to Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner

  • @SteampunkALIEN
    @SteampunkALIEN 5 годин тому +1

    You're a 10 Taylor. You just don't know it !

  • @H43N
    @H43N 10 годин тому +5

    date me taylor

  • @PhoebeFayRuthLouise
    @PhoebeFayRuthLouise 10 годин тому +2

    2:15 Hey, CBS, this sexism has to stop!

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 10 годин тому +2

    So no teacher role play then..? :/

  • @SilenceNate
    @SilenceNate 10 годин тому +3

    Orchard, Apples, Sex, Break ups: Why isnt this the perfect Adam and Eve joke? It seems perfectly ordained by God?

  • @noptimized
    @noptimized 6 годин тому +1

    Stalking is underrepresented on that graph, because half of the people didn't live to participate in the survey.

  • @teelo12000
    @teelo12000 5 годин тому

    So I'm gonna call BS on that graph claiming 0.03% of couples met online in 1983 considering the world wide web wasnt invented until '89.

    • @dave_gutteridge
      @dave_gutteridge 5 годин тому

      Usenet, BBS, and other online networks existed before the web. People met through them.

    • @crimsonoakshadow6118
      @crimsonoakshadow6118 4 години тому

      Usenet and BBSes had existed for a while by 1983, as indeed the infant internet so it's not beyond the realm of possibility.

    • @The45thClown
      @The45thClown 4 години тому

      The internet didn’t start with the www. BBS, chat rooms, mintel (France) were all popular in 80s and used for dating/hooking up.
      Computer matchmaking services (questionnaires, then analysis by computer) were around in the mid 60s.

    • @JohnnyBurnes
      @JohnnyBurnes Годину тому

      Well, .02% were nerds humping their computers.

  • @orsygodri1155
    @orsygodri1155 Годину тому

    What is this weird apple picking tradition and why is it a thing in the US?!?!?! Seriously. I have not heard of any other country that does this.

  • @LusheRenRen
    @LusheRenRen 9 годин тому

    Taylor, this is your show!! You could easily pitch CBS to let you bring back your version of Corden's LLS Tinder Date as a new @m segment, problem solved. 😅

  • @TheRealSugeKnight
    @TheRealSugeKnight 7 годин тому

    Taylor, how hout a date with Big Suge?

  • @thereisnospace
    @thereisnospace 2 години тому

    i don't get the apple picking jokes. Is that a USA thing?

    • @11matt11
      @11matt11 2 години тому

      Apple picking is equivalent to dating couple's IKEA shopping in American.

    • @thereisnospace
      @thereisnospace Годину тому

      @@11matt11 what's wrong with shopping at ikea?
      sorry for sounding so dumb but i've been together with my wife for 20 years. idk how this stuff works anymore. Because its boring/mundane?

    • @11matt11
      @11matt11 Годину тому

      @@thereisnospace My Swedish friend: "IKEA is Swedish for divorce". You're a way ,more patient man than most.

  • @petecoogan
    @petecoogan 9 годин тому

    Have you seen cats mate? It's all sexual assault

  • @briansneary7535
    @briansneary7535 9 годин тому +1

    Take then for a run instead

  • @MikeTorio-dv3fu
    @MikeTorio-dv3fu Годину тому

    Many L ' s 😺 🚬 🔫

  • @clairelouise1982
    @clairelouise1982 10 годин тому +1

    Is this show using a laugh track?

  • @monorail4252
    @monorail4252 10 годин тому +1

    Unfortunately I am stuck as a single dad with 2 kids and have no tîme.

    • @Carrieliney
      @Carrieliney 10 годин тому +2

      “Stuck”???

    • @monorail4252
      @monorail4252 10 годин тому

      @Carrieliney I have no time and their mother is absent, kids come first.

    • @Carrieliney
      @Carrieliney 9 годин тому +3

      @ my question was more about describing parenthood as being “stuck” more than what lead to the situation. I hope you don’t talk about your kids that way when they can hear you

    • @monorail4252
      @monorail4252 9 годин тому

      @@Carrieliney The Kids haveing an absent mother is the issue. My life resolves around my kids. My kids come first, the dont with her.

  • @kwyatt261
    @kwyatt261 5 годин тому

    Taylor used to be funny 😔

  • @JMQA1
    @JMQA1 8 годин тому

    Online dating works great if you're not trying to meet a fellow American. Too many conflicting ideals and personalities.