Taylor Tomlinson Examines Dating Trends Through the Years
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- Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
- Taylor Tomlinson explains cuffing season and why the holidays are the perfect time to start dating someone new, but the worst time to go to an apple orchard. Later, Taylor shows an interactive graph that displays how couples have been meeting for the past hundred years or so, and apparently, online dating is the new church!
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Stay safe out there you hilarious young woman. Taylor Tomlinson is literally the only comedian that has made me genuinely laugh after November 5th, the night mostly everything simply stopped being even a little bit funny. Laughter might die after January 20th so Taylor might be the hero we need during the dark times. She's most certainly the hero I want.
HELL, YEAH!
Woke af sounds about right
Taylor is so needed during these times. Just brilliant monologues and hosting.
Tip for anyone not sure if a gift will be needed for any acquaintance or new relationship! I make a bunch of fancy biscotti every year in interesting flavors and wrap it nicely and give it to basically everyone I know (in addition to proper gifts where appropriate) because I find it is the perfect balance between being enough of a gift if they got me something and being not too much to make them feel bad if they didn’t get me anything. Food is a people pleaser and since it’s handmade it seems nice, even though it costs me very little and I can make enough for dozens of people in a single afternoon!
Taylor... bluesky is requesting your presence 🙏💐
Every time I see that word, my brain always pronounces it wrong.
BLUESKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOOOO, THREADS!!!
She mine girl
Agreed
"Hey, just saw you get out of Charybdis, why not pop by Scylla?"
"timelaps of something in decay, but instead of an apple it´s romance"
too true ...
lol church got rocked
Omg that graph 😮
That meds joke didn’t get enough of a laugh.
Yeah, that deserved more
I started a new relationship 3 weeks ago, which was just a couple weeks after his birthday. I hadn’t thought about the benefit of not having a lot of pressure over gifts 😂 But Christmas will be right around two months if things keep going well, so not sure if I fall within the too soon window or not? It was a really incredible whirlwind romance and from the first date was clearly much more real than either of us have ever experienced, so not sure if that drives up the expectations to do a gift? Darn it, Taylor, it’s too soon to be worrying about this yet!
Christmas is probably too soon for panic, but don't worry! Valentines is coming just over a month later, perfectly timed for unrealistic pressure 😂
I'd say you can't go wrong with a small, simple gift. It can be meaningful to a moderate degree, but it can't be expensive. Just make sure it doesn't scream "grand gesture", and you'll be fine
🎶Break me up, then September ends 🎸
😂
9.9's are people, too!
Taylor is a consistently funny late night host. I hope they keep her around and she grows in the role. Also that graph...school having more success at building relationships than college is....weird.
Apple Picking Bad !
Remember when it happened in the Garden of Eden ? 😏
I've been injecting these monologues into my veins since I discovered that Taylor has a late-night show on November 6th lmao. CBS please she deserves a wife for the emotional labor she's been putting in for us
I never thought I'd identify as a woman...but Taylor asking for a wife has me feeling like a strong empowered woman. 👩🏽
“I don’t know, I’m a career woman.” Lol
Apple picking is a chore, not a date
“I’m not f*cking running,” I hear Taylor say as I watch this literally right after my run. You don’t know what you’re missing Taylor. But I would also skip the clubs!
Idk what's going on but Taylor needs to stop looking so goddamn fine! I'm married goddamn it!
Ok, but I feel like "the dancefloor" is missing from that graph. All the older couples in my family met while out dancing. What does that count as on the graph? 🤔 Is that just not a thing in America? 😂
Somebody did a bad job at surveying college students lol, Wayy more meet ups there than I have seen in any other setting .
Meet-ups and relationahips not quite the same thing. 😃
What's up with that, CBS?! Get Taylor a wife already! 😂
I wanna keep my desperation intact, I'm not joining a running club either, Taylor.
Love you Taylor ❤
Wait, you can meet people online?
Sex Apples is my new stage name
Man, do wish I could be part of dating 😢
I’ll be your wife, Taylor ❤
Taylor, I dare say most people here find you to be a 10!
So if I'm interpreting this correctly, my parents have an orchard, so I should never take them to meet my parents?
Hold out for Evie Colbert in next year's contract negotiations.
Hey, we have Birthdays too...and yeah, there's gifts...
You should know, it's that day where you call your bestie before and after sex even though you've been married for 8 years now and should know the drill 😂
Also
Come on, girl ... you don't need her pity anyway, you just want to flex your naughty side and that's fine but don't start the call like "can you imagine..."
Yes she can she's my ex 😊
I’m surprised she’s not doing the 4 B movement. That seems like the target demographic for CBS. Shave that head! Own it!
Pam Bondi is the replacement pick since Matt Gaetz dropped out. She once stole a dog. Seriously.
Watch out for Kristi Noem!
So, uh... No more playlists?
Give Taylor a wife!
Nobody wants to being a loser to Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner
You're a 10 Taylor. You just don't know it !
date me taylor
2:15 Hey, CBS, this sexism has to stop!
So no teacher role play then..? :/
Orchard, Apples, Sex, Break ups: Why isnt this the perfect Adam and Eve joke? It seems perfectly ordained by God?
Stalking is underrepresented on that graph, because half of the people didn't live to participate in the survey.
So I'm gonna call BS on that graph claiming 0.03% of couples met online in 1983 considering the world wide web wasnt invented until '89.
Usenet, BBS, and other online networks existed before the web. People met through them.
Usenet and BBSes had existed for a while by 1983, as indeed the infant internet so it's not beyond the realm of possibility.
The internet didn’t start with the www. BBS, chat rooms, mintel (France) were all popular in 80s and used for dating/hooking up.
Computer matchmaking services (questionnaires, then analysis by computer) were around in the mid 60s.
Well, .02% were nerds humping their computers.
What is this weird apple picking tradition and why is it a thing in the US?!?!?! Seriously. I have not heard of any other country that does this.
Taylor, this is your show!! You could easily pitch CBS to let you bring back your version of Corden's LLS Tinder Date as a new @m segment, problem solved. 😅
Taylor, how hout a date with Big Suge?
i don't get the apple picking jokes. Is that a USA thing?
Apple picking is equivalent to dating couple's IKEA shopping in American.
@@11matt11 what's wrong with shopping at ikea?
sorry for sounding so dumb but i've been together with my wife for 20 years. idk how this stuff works anymore. Because its boring/mundane?
@@thereisnospace My Swedish friend: "IKEA is Swedish for divorce". You're a way ,more patient man than most.
Have you seen cats mate? It's all sexual assault
Take then for a run instead
Many L ' s 😺 🚬 🔫
Is this show using a laugh track?
Unfortunately I am stuck as a single dad with 2 kids and have no tîme.
“Stuck”???
@Carrieliney I have no time and their mother is absent, kids come first.
@ my question was more about describing parenthood as being “stuck” more than what lead to the situation. I hope you don’t talk about your kids that way when they can hear you
@@Carrieliney The Kids haveing an absent mother is the issue. My life resolves around my kids. My kids come first, the dont with her.
Taylor used to be funny 😔
Online dating works great if you're not trying to meet a fellow American. Too many conflicting ideals and personalities.