"Dimensional eyes" is a reference to Garfield's divine powers and his ability to see everything, everywhere, at every moment in time in any universe that can possibly exist
The comment: *insert comment here*. What I see: “Garfield always is watching. You are not safe. Garfield is only getting closer. You can’t run nor hide.”
To me the most iconic garfield figure is the plush with suction cups that people would hang on the inside of their car. Really surprised not to see it here.
Apparently those plushies were so popular that they had to stop selling them because people were actively breaking into peoples cars just to take the plush
4:25 Oh Hey, there’s my video! Never thought I’d see my content in one of these videos, let alone as part of the leeway regarding plush of our overlord Garfield, but thanks anyways!
Fun fact: Bike reflector means „Katzenauge“ in Germany, wich literally means Cateye or Cateyes. So I think the bike reflector at 2:42 with Garfield Eyes as the reflector itself is pretty cool and unique.
i love the way pongon transitions between each type of item he's discussing, like he's talking about the teapots, then transitions into cups with "now of course we're going to need some cups to pour our tea in", like something about that is just so endearing :)
@@PolygonDonut You literally have such a fun personality that, to me, it’s not even noticeable. (But maybe it’s just because I’ve been told you and I have, like, the same personality lol-)
@@PolygonDonut Your scripting is fine in terms of repetition, it's actually very good but I personally think you should work on your humour more. There are of course funny moments, but all the comedy boils down to in my opinion is "random noise + "Hell nah" = funny", and I feel like it could be a lot more than that. Just my opinion though
I genuinely collect garfield merch and the great thing about it is that they’ve made SO much for him that you’re always seeing something new, and there’s always something weirder. I own an official mug where he’s dressed up as either a slave driver or a dungeon master. whichever answer it is doesn’t make it any less insane.
I don't have a ton yet but I also am trying to collect Garfield stuff. It started out as ironically liking him but now I really love him. I love all the weird and random products he has. Your mug sounds amazing btw lol.
@@turntechgodhead1975 I tried so hard to find an image online that wasn’t from the closed ebay listing but I can’t. I think it’s rare enough that it isn’t really documented lmao.
10:28 As a Mexican myself, I can confirm, there's not just a giant Garfield on the U.S border, but there is also a giant Garfield on the sky, silently watching my every move, he probably knows me more than I know myself. And I love that little gigantic rascal! :3
I'm old, so I remember the Garfield fruit snacks, both the "tiny characters" and "Fruit Roll Up" varieties. They were pretty unremarkable really, they were just generic sugar infused fruit snacks. I do remember being bored at school and punching the characters out of the snack a few times.
Polygon is literally my favourite youtuber of all time. They are genuinely funny and have so much personality it makes me want to watch all their videos on loop. They're just a silly person who likes to have fun. Mad respect for that. Once I get my finances in order, I want to join their channel as a member
Sooo here in Brazil, a fast food franchise called habbib's had a christmas Garfield toy line that was given away with some orders. This was years ago, like early 2000's/late 90's and for some reason, my mom collected most of them. So when Christmas comes around, my house is overtaken by them
i actually have a garfield plush for when i was really younger. you literally break his neck and twist his head around to show garfield happy or sad 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
I actually have one of the "toxic" Garfield Mugs. It sits on my desk. I don't drink out of it and instead keep my pencils in it. I found it cool that you mention them.
i just watched Super Eyepatch Wolf's existential nightmare about what garfield has become in the modern day and how it relates to all of us, now i'm watching this related masterpiece. praise the garf.
The joy and excitement I felt when I saw the plushy clock that I somehow own that’s at 15:51. He’s been sitting next to my bed for years and i love him
I would love to own a bunch of garfield school supplies honestly. Imagine someone asks for a stapler and you handed over that fnaf looking thing. So cute :)
I watch your videos late at night and end up falling asleep sometimes, then the next day I'll randomly remember something really weird and have to google it to figure out if it was just something from my dreams or an actual real-life thing mentioned in your videos (and that's why my search history contains "Garfield phones lost at sea")
Everytime i see a compilation of products related to a character/series i instantly think that if you tried hard enough, you can make an entire house (furniture and all) and even eat from that character/series
My high school Spanish teacher was obsessed with Garfield. She always had us make up stories about him in Spanish. He would be on our tests too. It was great lol
19:14 - Inhabitant of Brittany here. I remember reading an article in the local newspaper about the Garfield phones. This has to be one of the creepiest things I've ever witnessed. To that day, fishermen still have pieces of Garfield phones in their nets.
18:24 fun fact: that's the literal translation of Garfield's Chinese name, or what the series is called in China, I believe. While I'm not sure why he's called Coffee Cat I think it's because he's seen drinking lots of coffee as well.
I think since 加菲 looks like 咖啡(coffee) , whoever did the translation took a quick glance at the words, didn't read it right and thought it said coffee ^_^ when I first saw it I thought it said coffee too since I wasn't familiar with garfields chinese name :] ( 猫 just means cat so 咖啡猫 would mean coffee cat )
more funnn facts the 加菲 in 加菲猫 has no meaning since its just a chinese-ified version of the pronunciation (garfield -> jia fei) also u could potentially mishear it as fat cat if u are a fool like me!! (加肥猫) so that's cool:]
@@Synthbug woah cool!! mandarin chinese is a language i'm learning and I was very proud of myself to recognize 咖啡 ka fei --- super interesting that jia fei looks like it!!!!!
Since that fish bowl is much too small to house actual fish, I'd recommend a mystery snail! They kinda have a Garfield personality and overall are just really cute and cool to watch.
My best friend showed me this channel in VRChat and I fell in love instantly. And this video had me dying, and now I want the dumpy looking stuffed Garfield
I had the Garfield mug! It was a gift for my birthday since I loved Garfield as a kid. It was him sitting on the see-saw and I think I got another one but I forgot since it was so long ago. Seeing the mugs sent me to a flashback of enjoying drinking from that thing. Good to know it was toxic! Added just the right amount of flavor from a cursed product to my juice
1:14 i just got nostalgia of 4 year old spongebob obsessed me going to the grocery store with mom and always always always conning her into buying a bunch of those thanks polygon, you made me remember a niche little thing from my childhood :)
I once dreamt about a toy Garfield piano thing that talked about things like existential crisis, nuclear apocalypse, what it means to be human, really deep stuff you wouldn’t expect a kids toy to talk about.
Thank you Pongon with all my heart... My mind has now awakened to the realization that Garfield is in fact an eldritch being. May his majestic sckrunkliness, his marvelous funnky goofy gooberness bless us all. Amen. 🧡🙏
I remember having the 2004 movie TV toy, if you move the tail, the TV image change, I remember always getting the tail in my mouth because the texture was actually pretty satisfactory, that was a really hard punch of nostalgia for me lol
@@LUN4K0 Initially, it was done by Leonardo Céspedes Producciones, but later on, the dubbing was transferred to the more well-known DINT Doblajes Internacionales.
The year is 2078. Garfield has ruled over this world for a hundred years and will rule for a thousand more Rolling masses of contorted orange tabby fur texture every surface on the planet. From the greatest creations of mankind, to the smallest blades of grass, Garfield stretches its thousand faces. People sit frozen to their seats, their faces cast into that of abject terror, eyes blinded by the molten skin that has consumed the world. The world embraces Father Garfield, and as the last scream fades to a whimper, the little russet dot casts its stark shadow in the unfeeling cruelty of the universe. It is crawling. It is whispering. It is a plastic phone and a faux leather chair. It is wonderful. It is god.
1:19 Holy crap, I totally forgot about those fish candies until now, lol. I remember trying them when I was little and I thought they were pretty tasty!
Garfield is the king of cursed stuff. It seems to be really hard to make an item functional and look like Garfield without it looking really wacky or cursed
19:54 A simalar thing with a ton of legos where the cargo ship that was shipping them fell over and theyre still being found to this day all around the globe. The set they were from were also ironically from an underwater set. Imagine stepping on a lego on a peaceful beach vacation...... ouch.
19:26 you attribute maliciousness to it but for some reason it just seems at peace to me. Like... finally, I have been at sea for so long, and now I have washed up on the shore. I am finally home.
You know, when i learned about the toxicity of those mcdonald's Garfield mugs... i ironically was using one of those toxic lead filled Garfield mugs, and i immediately stopped using it from that day on, i think... so thank you for helping me Not geT BRAIN Da mage
"Dimensional eyes" is a reference to Garfield's divine powers and his ability to see everything, everywhere, at every moment in time in any universe that can possibly exist
Yes.
Fun fact it was raised by THE ADpocalypse 2 the Rise of cheap looking ass things like pou and those 3d printed toys STOP AD with false advertising
I'm Not the only One that hates ads these days!@@vintan8191
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The comment: *insert comment here*. What I see: “Garfield always is watching. You are not safe. Garfield is only getting closer. You can’t run nor hide.”
To me the most iconic garfield figure is the plush with suction cups that people would hang on the inside of their car. Really surprised not to see it here.
Oh yeah, I think I have a slightly broken one of those
Apparently those plushies were so popular that they had to stop selling them because people were actively breaking into peoples cars just to take the plush
i have that one! he hangs on my tv :)
i was surprised that he didnt show the garfield days at mcdonalds toys.
my parents had one when i was a kid that i stuck on a window. it never stuck for long :(
4:25 Oh Hey, there’s my video! Never thought I’d see my content in one of these videos, let alone as part of the leeway regarding plush of our overlord Garfield, but thanks anyways!
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pongon does feel like the kinda person to own a giant Garfield gumball dispenser
Bro no he is the gumball dispenser
Definitely
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Fun fact: Bike reflector means „Katzenauge“ in Germany, wich literally means Cateye or Cateyes. So I think the bike reflector at 2:42 with Garfield Eyes as the reflector itself is pretty cool and unique.
Also in a lot of spanish-speaking countries the bike reflectors are called "Ojos de gato" which also mean Cat eyes.
@@joacogg_yt el gatto!!! :D
DEEPEST LORE
Also fun fact those lights on the road are known as Cateyes
ive never heard anyone call them katzenauge lol, we just call them reflekoren as far as i know
"Now where could my good Garfield merch be?"
*"GARFYLD"*
GAAAAAAARFOOOOOOONZ
“But then these Gees just look like they’re going”
*AEOOOOO* 9:32
i love the way pongon transitions between each type of item he's discussing, like he's talking about the teapots, then transitions into cups with "now of course we're going to need some cups to pour our tea in", like something about that is just so endearing :)
thanjk you :)))) im trying my best to make the script flow better i still think my writing is a little repetitive rn tho
@@PolygonDonut You literally have such a fun personality that, to me, it’s not even noticeable. (But maybe it’s just because I’ve been told you and I have, like, the same personality lol-)
@@PolygonDonut Your scripting is fine in terms of repetition, it's actually very good but I personally think you should work on your humour more. There are of course funny moments, but all the comedy boils down to in my opinion is "random noise + "Hell nah" = funny", and I feel like it could be a lot more than that. Just my opinion though
@@Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy goofy aah sense of humour lmao
@@PolygonDonut it flows pretty well and there isnt that much repetition
is it just me or does garfield constantly look like he's had every drug in existence
especially the plush garfield. i have one and i like to joke that he's high all the time
Yeah
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2:51 cool toy for the cereal box, bikes were what every kid wanted for christmas back then
I genuinely collect garfield merch and the great thing about it is that they’ve made SO much for him that you’re always seeing something new, and there’s always something weirder. I own an official mug where he’s dressed up as either a slave driver or a dungeon master. whichever answer it is doesn’t make it any less insane.
I don't have a ton yet but I also am trying to collect Garfield stuff. It started out as ironically liking him but now I really love him. I love all the weird and random products he has. Your mug sounds amazing btw lol.
What Do I Need To Search To See This Mug...
@@turntechgodhead1975 I tried so hard to find an image online that wasn’t from the closed ebay listing but I can’t. I think it’s rare enough that it isn’t really documented lmao.
@@tentavamp holy shit. rare ass mug, good for you man!
also interesting gwess icon
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@@tentavampcould you please take a picture and post it in your community tab? Ofc only if you’re comfortable with it!
honestly i could listen to pongon talk about anything
they always speak with so much excitement
sorry I can't hear.
i can't explain how much i love this channel. it's gotta be that enthusiasm for each topic and how entertaining that makes each video lol
THANKS SO MUCH I APPRECIATE IT :DDD
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I subscribed to polygon donut
"I ALWAYS wanted to be inside Garfield!"
Almost spit my coffee out laughing🤣
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10:28
As a Mexican myself, I can confirm, there's not just a giant Garfield on the U.S border, but there is also a giant Garfield on the sky, silently watching my every move, he probably knows me more than I know myself.
And I love that little gigantic rascal! :3
bro made the final sentence oxymoronic💀💀💀💀
@@rachellelouise6112oxymoronic
@@rachellelouise6112 me when I give oxygen to a moron who is icky
Going to see the Garfield movie today! I’m sure It’s gonna be great
How was it?
@@camcam1334 it was nice
I'm old, so I remember the Garfield fruit snacks, both the "tiny characters" and "Fruit Roll Up" varieties. They were pretty unremarkable really, they were just generic sugar infused fruit snacks. I do remember being bored at school and punching the characters out of the snack a few times.
What were the colors of them? I'm genuinely interested
Polygon is literally my favourite youtuber of all time. They are genuinely funny and have so much personality it makes me want to watch all their videos on loop. They're just a silly person who likes to have fun. Mad respect for that. Once I get my finances in order, I want to join their channel as a member
THANK YOU AUGGIE IT MEANS ALOT 😖😖😖
“This Dingol looks so scrimbli! I lov heem!”
Best quote. Ever. I will start quoting this all he time
As a Mexican I must investigate this Mexican Garfield cereal thing because I have never heard of it lol
yeah
Same
Its probably discontinued
@@PolygonDonut rip Mexican garfield
@@PolygonDonut l have a garfield toy at home
loved the part where garfield said “it’s lasagna time!” and lasagna’d all over the place
I loved the part where polygon dobnite said "ists gamer time" then gamer'd everywhreer
Im scared imagining how he "lasagnas" all over the place
They live on
You need to be gutted like a fish
same!!!
11:28 That's possibly a reference to the popular myth that the Vikings used their enemies' skulls as drinking mugs.
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He needs to are an entire genre about teapots, litterally any thing you add to this series has a ton of goofy teapots
Sooo here in Brazil, a fast food franchise called habbib's had a christmas Garfield toy line that was given away with some orders. This was years ago, like early 2000's/late 90's and for some reason, my mom collected most of them. So when Christmas comes around, my house is overtaken by them
Hippity hoppidy, on Christmas Garfield owns my property.
Happy Garf-Christmas
i actually have a garfield plush for when i was really younger.
you literally break his neck and twist his head around to show garfield happy or sad
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
must be heaven
@itsguyvr He's a Goober
I've drank from those lead filled Garfield mugs and it honestly explains a lot.
Rip
Cringe
Maybe i've been drinking from them without knowing
The fact that knockoff Garfield plush exists, is heartwarming.
Fan fact:the knockoff Garfield was turned into a adpocalypse 2 rise of cheap 3d printed toys i found while scrolling in yt shorts
My sister begged my mom to get her that plushie
Now there more of that i saw that in this asia market and saw this giant Garfield and is from Korea!
A knockoff of a knockoff
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Another video of pongon explaining silly cat merchandise 😎 swag as always
Also the fãt orange cat plush in the shower is so scary like hes watching you showering and starring at your soul 😥
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Swaggy little scallywag
@@5gramcrackers swaggywag
Man forget about the Garfield couch I WANT THAT DAMN ODIE RECLINER!!!
I actually have one of the "toxic" Garfield Mugs. It sits on my desk. I don't drink out of it and instead keep my pencils in it. I found it cool that you mention them.
bro's gonna get hand cancer :skull:
i have all 4 of them lol
I think that might still be dangerous but I wouldn't really know. :p
I did too when I found out it was toxic I threw it away
my grandma had one or two and they were my favourite ones but i’m lucky i was too scared to use them because they were so cool and special looking
im actually so surprised they got through the food section without mentioning Garfield Eats even once
It would take too long to go over it, and there's already enough videos about it
And its not a product its a whole resturaunt
it was some sort of collective hallucination scp, i refuse to beilive it was ever real, garfieldeats never existed.
@@NebbyTheProtogen you are correct
@@PolygonDonutWHOLE RESTAURANT?! WHERE IS THE SILLY GOOBER RESTAURANT?!
@@PolygonDonutbut it is the first thing i thought when i thought garfield food
i just watched Super Eyepatch Wolf's existential nightmare about what garfield has become in the modern day and how it relates to all of us, now i'm watching this related masterpiece.
praise the garf.
Pongon's garfield impression is unintentionally hilarious
I TRIED MY BEST 😭😭😭
@@PolygonDonut jon feed me lasagna prisms jon
The joy and excitement I felt when I saw the plushy clock that I somehow own that’s at 15:51. He’s been sitting next to my bed for years and i love him
I also have a garfield clock but it's the one with the numbers in his mouth
Your videos are very entertaining, I listen to them in the background while doing my art. Your voice is very funny :D
I would love to own a bunch of garfield school supplies honestly. Imagine someone asks for a stapler and you handed over that fnaf looking thing. So cute :)
I watch your videos late at night and end up falling asleep sometimes, then the next day I'll randomly remember something really weird and have to google it to figure out if it was just something from my dreams or an actual real-life thing mentioned in your videos (and that's why my search history contains "Garfield phones lost at sea")
Tbh that does sound like something from a dream LOL
@@PolygonDonut Life is an endless dream, wake up.
@@V101Wyes,wake up.
@@PolygonDonutwake up.
@@PolygonDonutw a k e u p.
Everytime i see a compilation of products related to a character/series i instantly think that if you tried hard enough, you can make an entire house (furniture and all) and even eat from that character/series
My high school Spanish teacher was obsessed with Garfield. She always had us make up stories about him in Spanish. He would be on our tests too. It was great lol
19:14 - Inhabitant of Brittany here. I remember reading an article in the local newspaper about the Garfield phones. This has to be one of the creepiest things I've ever witnessed. To that day, fishermen still have pieces of Garfield phones in their nets.
John, take a seat John caught me off guard😂
18:24 fun fact: that's the literal translation of Garfield's Chinese name, or what the series is called in China, I believe. While I'm not sure why he's called Coffee Cat I think it's because he's seen drinking lots of coffee as well.
bruh should've called him Lasagna Cat
@@PolygonDonut i agre
I think since 加菲 looks like 咖啡(coffee) , whoever did the translation took a quick glance at the words, didn't read it right and thought it said coffee ^_^ when I first saw it I thought it said coffee too since I wasn't familiar with garfields chinese name :] ( 猫 just means cat so 咖啡猫 would mean coffee cat )
more funnn facts the 加菲 in 加菲猫 has no meaning since its just a chinese-ified version of the pronunciation (garfield -> jia fei) also u could potentially mishear it as fat cat if u are a fool like me!! (加肥猫) so that's cool:]
@@Synthbug woah cool!! mandarin chinese is a language i'm learning and I was very proud of myself to recognize 咖啡 ka fei --- super interesting that jia fei looks like it!!!!!
Since that fish bowl is much too small to house actual fish, I'd recommend a mystery snail! They kinda have a Garfield personality and overall are just really cute and cool to watch.
My favorite quote about Garfield is “we have produced so much Garfield merchandise, that the earth herself has begun to reject Garfield.” 😃
I absolutely lost it at the knockoff Garfield segment holy crap I couldn't stop laughing 🤣
Garfield themed food always seems to taste better than any other character themed food
My best friend showed me this channel in VRChat and I fell in love instantly.
And this video had me dying, and now I want the dumpy looking stuffed Garfield
I had the Garfield mug! It was a gift for my birthday since I loved Garfield as a kid. It was him sitting on the see-saw and I think I got another one but I forgot since it was so long ago. Seeing the mugs sent me to a flashback of enjoying drinking from that thing. Good to know it was toxic! Added just the right amount of flavor from a cursed product to my juice
Really liked the lamps, this was a joy to watch! How to see more of this soon
I too am a lamp enjoyer
11:16 Haha. Very funny polygon.
1:14 i just got nostalgia of 4 year old spongebob obsessed me going to the grocery store with mom and always always always conning her into buying a bunch of those
thanks polygon, you made me remember a niche little thing from my childhood :)
I once dreamt about a toy Garfield piano thing that talked about things like existential crisis, nuclear apocalypse, what it means to be human, really deep stuff you wouldn’t expect a kids toy to talk about.
I was eating ice cream and I choked on It during the fat orange cat plush section, this was no doubt his doing.
5/5 stars
13:49 Take a seat Jon - Garfield Chair
*T A K E A S E A T J H O N*
13:50
Garfield: “ *TaKe A sEaT jHoN* “
Jhon: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
10:00 I did not need to laugh that hard but fnaf jumpscares are always funny
Fanf
@@DaKingKaydenFive At Nights Freddy’s
13:13
WHY DID THEY HAVE TO PUT IT THERE!?!?!
Garfield be like: LOOK AT THE EYES!
He’s doing some unspeakable things to whoever sit on there
The Thing in nine months:👶
He got hard
I know bro💀
" this dingus looks so scrumbbly! I love him! " the way their voice changes after they said it is so funny for no reason
Jon…take a seat Jon…
Other cursed moments:Garfield wants to rub you,an alternate being wearing heads of himself…
Thank you Pongon with all my heart... My mind has now awakened to the realization that Garfield is in fact an eldritch being. May his majestic sckrunkliness, his marvelous funnky goofy gooberness bless us all. Amen. 🧡🙏
loving the direction this channel is going, not like polygon donut ever had a bad era
Have you noticed this every time Garfields design changes he gets even skinnier each time
as someone with a constantly growing album of garfield related images, videos, etc, i’ve been waiting my entire life for this.
I remember having the 2004 movie TV toy, if you move the tail, the TV image change, I remember always getting the tail in my mouth because the texture was actually pretty satisfactory, that was a really hard punch of nostalgia for me lol
When i was looking through my old hotwheels a lot of them legit had bite marks so we're one in the same LMAO
@@PolygonDonut the glorious human urge to just bite stuff
i love this channel so much it’s my comfort channel
Fun fact: Here in Chile, they did the Latin American Spanish dub of _Garfield and Friends._
who did
@@LUN4K0 Initially, it was done by Leonardo Céspedes Producciones, but later on, the dubbing was transferred to the more well-known DINT Doblajes Internacionales.
el Garfield chileno?!?!?
im also from chile and i can confirm
John, bailemos cueca john
i love the chaotic vibes this channel gives off
intro genuinely made me dizzy, had to catch a breath. love it
Hey Polygon! Ever consider doing a video on handheld water games? Seems like a topic you’d absolutely nail.
games about water like uh uhmmmm the got dam ugg
@@LUN4K0ermm, what the flip ?🤨
love those sm
Omg omg yes
Garfield, he is everywhere
Garfield, he will always be there
*And he will always be watching*
he is
Is ye
The year is 2078.
Garfield has ruled over this world for a hundred years and will rule for a thousand more
Rolling masses of contorted orange tabby fur texture every surface on the planet. From the greatest creations of mankind, to the smallest blades of grass, Garfield stretches its thousand faces. People sit frozen to their seats, their faces cast into that of abject terror, eyes blinded by the molten skin that has consumed the world.
The world embraces Father Garfield, and as the last scream fades to a whimper, the little russet dot casts its stark shadow in the unfeeling cruelty of the universe. It is crawling. It is whispering. It is a plastic phone and a faux leather chair.
It is wonderful.
It is god.
he comes
in 908709 garfield will rule the world and make the entire universe the lasanga-verse and every planet
20:04 HES HERE!!!!!!
I am so proud of the Internet for showing my cursed little Fargeild some love. That cursed plush has been a member of the family since 2020 💛
1:19 Holy crap, I totally forgot about those fish candies until now, lol. I remember trying them when I was little and I thought they were pretty tasty!
This is the exact moment Polygon Donut became PolyJohn Donut.
"This one really be going NEHEHAHA" got me rolling to mah grave 💀
5:09 I actually own this goofy goober in real life! The reviews for it were legendary.
3:44 not me hearing "ice scream stand" and imagining a muscular orange car with a giant ice cream cone floating behind him
10:53 The power of TWOOOOooooooOoOoOoo
Garfield is my favorite TPOT character tbh, hopes he wins
14:15 ayoo what did he say?????
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CHADTRONIC
you don’t wanna do that?
I WISH POLYGON DONUT WAS INSIDE ME
Garfield is the king of cursed stuff. It seems to be really hard to make an item functional and look like Garfield without it looking really wacky or cursed
12:01 I was like ‘oh dang this is cool I want this’ but then you mentioned there was 1000x the legal amount of lead in the paint 💀
Funny that this came out while I was doing a retrospective on the funny cat himself. Keep up the great work man!
19:54 A simalar thing with a ton of legos where the cargo ship that was shipping them fell over and theyre still being found to this day all around the globe. The set they were from were also ironically from an underwater set. Imagine stepping on a lego on a peaceful beach vacation...... ouch.
They are still finding Legos and Garfield phones to this day?
15:07 Funny detail on the lamp shade, where there's a partying Garfield with a lamp shade on his head. Shade-ception!😂
15:18 this feels like something an ai would generate
19:26 you attribute maliciousness to it but for some reason it just seems at peace to me. Like... finally, I have been at sea for so long, and now I have washed up on the shore. I am finally home.
Leeeeettttsssss goooo bro got the seal pillow in da backround😮😮😮😮❤❤
1:29 bro had to much catnip💀
Lol
8:30 _"mental isolation leads to mental deterioration..."_
- Wise Old Tree
Hey polymark I really like your videos and keep on making more Cursed products videos your sonic 1 was the best💗💗💗💗💗
You know its a good day when polygon uploads 😁
You know it's a day when when exist
You know its when
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with this cursed items series, the weirder it looks, the more i want 😂
Respect the wobble dogs music 😭👌🏻
Those Garfield gummies look like raisins and I am now thoroughly disturbed. I do like the sleeping Garfield phone, very cute. :)
7:05 damm that poetry be making me tear up
You know, when i learned about the toxicity of those mcdonald's Garfield mugs... i ironically was using one of those toxic lead filled Garfield mugs, and i immediately stopped using it from that day on, i think... so thank you for helping me Not geT BRAIN Da mage
12:39 I disagree, it looks more like it's boutta walk away and jump.
"The sun was shining, the stars in the night sky twinkled with an omnipresence of love and tender care" 8:35
Garfield : “pookie? Pookie? **looks under the pillow** OH NO POOKIE IS MISSING!”
i love how excited you sound when you narrate-- It's honestly really refreshing!
THANKSA
The Garfield phone thing where they washed on shore was terrifying 💀
Is so good especially this one, but I can’t stop watching them. I’ve only watched this seven times
*No one can match this man’s energy*
the unmatched power of the sun
@@LUN4K0 onky one person can, *_polygon-_*
(10:47) the great overlords have taken over, there is no escape only, GARFIELD.
you know what fuck you
**gives back face**
How do I Garfield?