Cursed Garfield Products
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- Опубліковано 17 тра 2024
- One of the most requested installments to the Cursed Products Series is finally here!!! Join me as we delve into the 45 year long history of strange Garfield merchandise. This video took alot of effort, so please drop a like and subscribe to support me!!! And feel free to suggest other cursed product video ideas in the comments :)
"Links in the description section"
-360 View of the "I Think You Should Leave" set: www.panoramiceye.com/garfield...
-Video about the lead-poisoned garfield mugs: • McDonald's Toxic Garfi...
-Itchio interactive garfield handheld: itizso.itch.io/konami-garfield (Note: IDK if it says this anywhere but you need hardware acceleration enabled in your browser settings for it to work)
-Archive of the garfield handheld game: archive.org/details/hh_kgarfld
-Link to the reddit post about the knockoff garfield kart machines / does_anyone_have_infor...
-The artworks in the outro are from the r/imsorryjon subreddit!!!
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🎵Music:
Garfield Kart Furious Racing - City Slicker Valley Of The Kings
Ape Escape 2 ( Gadget Trainer ) Soundtrack OST
Hot Wheels World Race (Video Game) OST - 02 - Main Title
Ape Escape 3 OST - Tomoki City (Part 1)
Plants vs. Zombies Music - Watery Graves
The Elder Srolls III Morrowind Soundtrack - 02. Peaceful Waters
Goat Simulator 3 - Welcome to San Angora
Mick Gordon - Meathook (DOOM Eternal OST)
Fnaf 2 ambience
The Elder Scrolls IV - Oblivion Soundtrack - 04 Harvest Dawn
The Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim - Combat 3
[Wobbledogs OST] 1 - Chrysalis
Cosmic Comics C - Snipperclips Plus OST
Ape Escape 3 OST - Mount Amazing (Part 2)
Broken Reality - Domo Paradisso Theme
Fallout 4 OST - The Commonwealth
Outlast soundtrack-Someone playing piano
Garfield Kart Furious Racing - City Slicker Valley Of The Kings (again)
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TABLE OF CONTENTS:
0:00 Intro
0:37 Food
2:30 Toys/Misc
5:08 The Legendary Knockoff Plushie
9:13 Toys/Misc Continued
14:57 Technology
19:14 The Sleeping Garfield Phone
20:04 He Has Awakened
20:26 Outro
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pongon does feel like the kinda person to own a giant Garfield gumball dispenser
Bro no he is the gumball dispenser
Definitely
fr man
True
real
Fun fact: Bike reflector means „Katzenauge“ in Germany, wich literally means Cateye or Cateyes. So I think the bike reflector at 2:42 with Garfield Eyes as the reflector itself is pretty cool and unique.
Also in a lot of spanish-speaking countries the bike reflectors are called "Ojos de gato" which also mean Cat eyes.
@@joacogg_yt el gatto!!! :D
DEEPEST LORE
Also fun fact those lights on the road are known as Cateyes
ive never heard anyone call them katzenauge lol, we just call them reflekoren as far as i know
The fact that knockoff Garfield plush exists, is heartwarming.
Fan fact:the knockoff Garfield was turned into a adpocalypse 2 rise of cheap 3d printed toys i found while scrolling in yt shorts
My sister begged my mom to get her that plushie
Now there more of that i saw that in this asia market and saw this giant Garfield and is from Korea!
"Now where could my good Garfield merch be?"
*"GARFYLD"*
is it just me or does garfield constantly look like he's had every drug in existence
especially the plush garfield. i have one and i like to joke that he's high all the time
Yeah
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@@gdftfcg3760 ?
"Dimensional eyes" is a reference to Garfield's divine powers and his ability to see everything, everywhere, at every moment in time in any universe that can possibly exist
Yes.
Fun fact it was raised by THE ADpocalypse 2 the Rise of cheap looking ass things like pou and those 3d printed toys STOP AD with false advertising
I'm old, so I remember the Garfield fruit snacks, both the "tiny characters" and "Fruit Roll Up" varieties. They were pretty unremarkable really, they were just generic sugar infused fruit snacks. I do remember being bored at school and punching the characters out of the snack a few times.
I watch your videos late at night and end up falling asleep sometimes, then the next day I'll randomly remember something really weird and have to google it to figure out if it was just something from my dreams or an actual real-life thing mentioned in your videos (and that's why my search history contains "Garfield phones lost at sea")
Tbh that does sound like something from a dream LOL
@@PolygonDonut Life is an endless dream, wake up.
@@V101Wyes,wake up.
@@PolygonDonutwake up.
@@PolygonDonutw a k e u p.
As a Mexican I must investigate this Mexican Garfield cereal thing because I have never heard of it lol
yeah
Same
Its probably discontinued
@@PolygonDonut rip Mexican garfield
@@PolygonDonut l have a garfield toy at home
To me the most iconic garfield figure is the plush with suction cups that people would hang on the inside of their car. Really surprised not to see it here.
Oh yeah, I think I have a slightly broken one of those
Apparently those plushies were so popular that they had to stop selling them because people were actively breaking into peoples cars just to take the plush
i have that one! he hangs on my tv :)
i was surprised that he didnt show the garfield days at mcdonalds toys.
my parents had one when i was a kid that i stuck on a window. it never stuck for long :(
13:13
WHY DID THEY HAVE TO PUT IT THERE!?!?!
Garfield be like: LOOK AT THE EYES!
He’s doing some unspeakable things to whoever sit on there
The Thing in nine months:👶
He got hard
I know bro💀
4:25 Oh Hey, there’s my video! Never thought I’d see my content in one of these videos, let alone as part of the leeway regarding plush of our overlord Garfield, but thanks anyways!
loved the part where garfield said “it’s lasagna time!” and lasagna’d all over the place
I loved the part where polygon dobnite said "ists gamer time" then gamer'd everywhreer
Im scared imagining how he "lasagnas" all over the place
They live on
You need to be gutted like a fish
same!!!
i love the way pongon transitions between each type of item he's discussing, like he's talking about the teapots, then transitions into cups with "now of course we're going to need some cups to pour our tea in", like something about that is just so endearing :)
thanjk you :)))) im trying my best to make the script flow better i still think my writing is a little repetitive rn tho
@@PolygonDonut You literally have such a fun personality that, to me, it’s not even noticeable. (But maybe it’s just because I’ve been told you and I have, like, the same personality lol-)
@@PolygonDonut Your scripting is fine in terms of repetition, it's actually very good but I personally think you should work on your humour more. There are of course funny moments, but all the comedy boils down to in my opinion is "random noise + "Hell nah" = funny", and I feel like it could be a lot more than that. Just my opinion though
@@Chaos_is_very_dumb goofy aah sense of humour lmao
@@PolygonDonut it flows pretty well and there isnt that much repetition
11:28 That's possibly a reference to the popular myth that the Vikings used their enemies' skulls as drinking mugs.
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I've drank from those lead filled Garfield mugs and it honestly explains a lot.
I genuinely collect garfield merch and the great thing about it is that they’ve made SO much for him that you’re always seeing something new, and there’s always something weirder. I own an official mug where he’s dressed up as either a slave driver or a dungeon master. whichever answer it is doesn’t make it any less insane.
I don't have a ton yet but I also am trying to collect Garfield stuff. It started out as ironically liking him but now I really love him. I love all the weird and random products he has. Your mug sounds amazing btw lol.
What Do I Need To Search To See This Mug...
@@turntechgodhead1975 I tried so hard to find an image online that wasn’t from the closed ebay listing but I can’t. I think it’s rare enough that it isn’t really documented lmao.
@@lucarionme holy shit. rare ass mug, good for you man!
also interesting gwess icon
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@@lucarionmecould you please take a picture and post it in your community tab? Ofc only if you’re comfortable with it!
honestly i could listen to pongon talk about anything
they always speak with so much excitement
sorry I can't hear.
i can't explain how much i love this channel. it's gotta be that enthusiasm for each topic and how entertaining that makes each video lol
THANKS SO MUCH I APPRECIATE IT :DDD
" this dingus looks so scrumbbly! I love him! " the way their voice changes after they said it is so funny for no reason
10:28
As a Mexican myself, I can confirm, there's not just a giant Garfield on the U.S border, but there is also a giant Garfield on the sky, silently watching my every move, he probably knows me more than I know myself.
And I love that little gigantic rascal! :3
bro made the final sentence oxymoronic💀💀💀💀
@@rachellelouise6112oxymoronic
"I ALWAYS wanted to be inside Garfield!"
Almost spit my coffee out laughing🤣
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@@PriceTagFanCuzYes 14:15 :)
@@marga8732 ty 👍👍👍
AYO?
No matter what. Pez dispensers will always look cursed
3:44 not me hearing "ice scream stand" and imagining a muscular orange car with a giant ice cream cone floating behind him
Sooo here in Brazil, a fast food franchise called habbib's had a christmas Garfield toy line that was given away with some orders. This was years ago, like early 2000's/late 90's and for some reason, my mom collected most of them. So when Christmas comes around, my house is overtaken by them
Hippity hoppidy, on Christmas Garfield owns my property.
Happy Garf-Christmas
i actually have a garfield plush for when i was really younger.
you literally break his neck and twist his head around to show garfield happy or sad
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must be heaven
@itsguyvr He's a Goober
Another video of pongon explaining silly cat merchandise 😎 swag as always
Also the fãt orange cat plush in the shower is so scary like hes watching you showering and starring at your soul 😥
Gucci gang swag gamer
vry swag!!!
Swaggy little scallywag
@@5gramcrackers swaggywag
(10:47) the great overlords have taken over, there is no escape only, GARFIELD.
you know what fuck you
**gives back face**
i love the editing on these videos
I actually have one of the "toxic" Garfield Mugs. It sits on my desk. I don't drink out of it and instead keep my pencils in it. I found it cool that you mention them.
bro's gonna get hand cancer :skull:
i have all 4 of them lol
I think that might still be dangerous but I wouldn't really know. :p
I did too when I found out it was toxic I threw it away
im actually so surprised they got through the food section without mentioning Garfield Eats even once
It would take too long to go over it, and there's already enough videos about it
And its not a product its a whole resturaunt
it was some sort of collective hallucination scp, i refuse to beilive it was ever real, garfieldeats never existed.
@@NebbyTheProtogen you are correct
@@PolygonDonutWHOLE RESTAURANT?! WHERE IS THE SILLY GOOBER RESTAURANT?!
@@PolygonDonutbut it is the first thing i thought when i thought garfield food
2:51 cool toy for the cereal box, bikes were what every kid wanted for christmas back then
3:32 Oh hey ERTL! You're saying it right. ERTL made some weird Garfield cars. Atleast their Thomas The Tank Engine engines look good, for the most part.
He needs to are an entire genre about teapots, litterally any thing you add to this series has a ton of goofy teapots
Polygon is literally my favourite youtuber of all time. They are genuinely funny and have so much personality it makes me want to watch all their videos on loop. They're just a silly person who likes to have fun. Mad respect for that. Once I get my finances in order, I want to join their channel as a member
THANK YOU AUGGIE IT MEANS ALOT 😖😖😖
One obscure Garfield thing that I think deserves to be mentioned is the freakish garfield pull-string doll. Their eyes have a very similar mechanism to the phones, where pulling the string causes them to flip fully open, but they also have this black plating around them that make them look really unnerving. Here's one of the original commercials, for anyone interested in seeing them in action: ua-cam.com/video/fh8dwUnvi9E/v-deo.html
Your videos are very entertaining, I listen to them in the background while doing my art. Your voice is very funny :D
13:49 Take a seat Jon - Garfield Chair
*T A K E A S E A T J H O N*
18:24 fun fact: that's the literal translation of Garfield's Chinese name, or what the series is called in China, I believe. While I'm not sure why he's called Coffee Cat I think it's because he's seen drinking lots of coffee as well.
bruh should've called him Lasagna Cat
@@PolygonDonut i agre
I think since 加菲 looks like 咖啡(coffee) , whoever did the translation took a quick glance at the words, didn't read it right and thought it said coffee ^_^ when I first saw it I thought it said coffee too since I wasn't familiar with garfields chinese name :] ( 猫 just means cat so 咖啡猫 would mean coffee cat )
more funnn facts the 加菲 in 加菲猫 has no meaning since its just a chinese-ified version of the pronunciation (garfield -> jia fei) also u could potentially mishear it as fat cat if u are a fool like me!! (加肥猫) so that's cool:]
@@atlcscp woah cool!! mandarin chinese is a language i'm learning and I was very proud of myself to recognize 咖啡 ka fei --- super interesting that jia fei looks like it!!!!!
Man forget about the Garfield couch I WANT THAT DAMN ODIE RECLINER!!!
My computer blue screened on this. 10/10 will watch again.
Pongon's garfield impression is unintentionally hilarious
I TRIED MY BEST 😭😭😭
@@PolygonDonut jon feed me lasagna prisms jon
Garfield, he is everywhere
Garfield, he will always be there
*And he will always be watching*
he is
Is ye
The year is 2078.
Garfield has ruled over this world for a hundred years and will rule for a thousand more
Rolling masses of contorted orange tabby fur texture every surface on the planet. From the greatest creations of mankind, to the smallest blades of grass, Garfield stretches its thousand faces. People sit frozen to their seats, their faces cast into that of abject terror, eyes blinded by the molten skin that has consumed the world.
The world embraces Father Garfield, and as the last scream fades to a whimper, the little russet dot casts its stark shadow in the unfeeling cruelty of the universe. It is crawling. It is whispering. It is a plastic phone and a faux leather chair.
It is wonderful.
It is god.
he comes
I actually OWN the Odie Tumble toy
That Garfield Globe is actually really cool
Since that fish bowl is much too small to house actual fish, I'd recommend a mystery snail! They kinda have a Garfield personality and overall are just really cute and cool to watch.
I once dreamt about a toy Garfield piano thing that talked about things like existential crisis, nuclear apocalypse, what it means to be human, really deep stuff you wouldn’t expect a kids toy to talk about.
Orange cat plush is definitely a gift from god
Respect the wobble dogs music 😭👌🏻
The joy and excitement I felt when I saw the plushy clock that I somehow own that’s at 15:51. He’s been sitting next to my bed for years and i love him
10:00 I did not need to laugh that hard but fnaf jumpscares are always funny
Fanf
3:05 that line had me laughing so hard
as a polygon donut i can comferm that its cursed garfield
I would love to own a bunch of garfield school supplies honestly. Imagine someone asks for a stapler and you handed over that fnaf looking thing. So cute :)
19:14 - Inhabitant of Brittany here. I remember reading an article in the local newspaper about the Garfield phones. This has to be one of the creepiest things I've ever witnessed. To that day, fishermen still have pieces of Garfield phones in their nets.
18:19 coffee in cantonese sounds similar to garfield in cantonese
This was so delightful, thank you for making it
My high school Spanish teacher was obsessed with Garfield. She always had us make up stories about him in Spanish. He would be on our tests too. It was great lol
7:12
Garfonz...
*So that's his name...*
17:10 the odies revenge machine goes hard ngl
FRRR
You should've mentioned the Garfield Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Pet. That's a classic commercial.
Hey Polygon! Ever consider doing a video on handheld water games? Seems like a topic you’d absolutely nail.
games about water like uh uhmmmm the got dam ugg
@@LUN4K0ermm, what the flip ?🤨
love those sm
Omg omg yes
14:15 ayoo what did he say?????
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"this is why I hate mondays"
-Garfield
This video is how I found out I own a lead paint Garfield mug. Thanks Polygon Donut
I remember having the 2004 movie TV toy, if you move the tail, the TV image change, I remember always getting the tail in my mouth because the texture was actually pretty satisfactory, that was a really hard punch of nostalgia for me lol
When i was looking through my old hotwheels a lot of them legit had bite marks so we're one in the same LMAO
@@PolygonDonut the glorious human urge to just bite stuff
Garfield themed food always seems to taste better than any other character themed food
Yes indeed, Phillip Pirrup of the show South park; not of the novel "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens. Yes indeed.
Pongon's videos are basically fever dreams... I love it
I used to eat Garfield macaroni and cheese growing up. Each one had a collector card on the back. They are in a bag in my basement.
I had the Garfield mug! It was a gift for my birthday since I loved Garfield as a kid. It was him sitting on the see-saw and I think I got another one but I forgot since it was so long ago. Seeing the mugs sent me to a flashback of enjoying drinking from that thing. Good to know it was toxic! Added just the right amount of flavor from a cursed product to my juice
Fun fact: Here in Chile, they did the Latin American Spanish dub of _Garfield and Friends._
who did
@@LUN4K0 Initially, it was done by Leonardo Céspedes Producciones, but later on, the dubbing was transferred to the more well-known DINT Doblajes Internacionales.
el Garfield chileno?!?!?
im also from chile and i can confirm
John, bailemos cueca john
Why is it that Garfield merch is scarce nowadays, but were able to be basically found everywhere back in the day?
10:53 The power of TWOOOOooooooOoOoOoo
Garfield is my favorite TPOT character tbh, hopes he wins
This is the exact moment Polygon Donut became PolyJohn Donut.
I absolutely lost it at the knockoff Garfield segment holy crap I couldn't stop laughing 🤣
At this point, Garfield being an eldritch horror creature is official
i love this channel so much it’s my comfort channel
Really liked the lamps, this was a joy to watch! How to see more of this soon
I too am a lamp enjoyer
Thank you Pongon with all my heart... My mind has now awakened to the realization that Garfield is in fact an eldritch being. May his majestic sckrunkliness, his marvelous funnky goofy gooberness bless us all. Amen. 🧡🙏
I actually grew up with the Garfield ride and the one line I remember from it was " cat stew yum yum" but it was so much better when I was Little it got replaced now by the old mill but will always have a place in my heart
Garfield is the god of stupidly weird products. With Miles “Tails” Prower coming in at a close second (only in the 90’s cuz jeez)
5:09 I actually own this goofy goober in real life! The reviews for it were legendary.
8:30 _"mental isolation leads to mental deterioration..."_
- Wise Old Tree
as a knock-off garfield plushie owner, it usually just stares at me.
Another cursed thing about the Garfield Clock plush is that the watch glows in the dark as well, and if you know how they did that in the early 1900s, you would be concerned too... a.k.a, they used Radium based paint which is extremely radioactive.
7:05 damm that poetry be making me tear up
"The sun was shining, the stars in the night sky twinkled with an omnipresence of love and tender care" 8:35
My grandma has the snowman Garfield, I'm glad someone talked about it.
"jon take a seat jon" got me😂😂
truly a certified pongon moment
Truly a amongianohs
very pohlytjgonals
11:16 Haha. Very funny polygon.
Everytime i see a compilation of products related to a character/series i instantly think that if you tried hard enough, you can make an entire house (furniture and all) and even eat from that character/series
14:54 i love how he used that jammer from ape escape
loving the direction this channel is going, not like polygon donut ever had a bad era
I had a dream the other night about a bunch of Garfield merch being sold by my grandma
*YOU CANNOT CONTROL MY SHAPESHIFTING ABILITY JON*
as someone with a constantly growing album of garfield related images, videos, etc, i’ve been waiting my entire life for this.
Honestly, if I had a 5 ft Garfield plush in my room at night, I would burn my house down
Your videos make me happy especially this one :3
15:04 Styro pyro reference
1:29 bro had to much catnip💀
Lol