@@bigdawg12zSilence, boomer. Tasks being complete early, and the area cleaned, means you did great work. The incentive would be more free time- something I've come to understand as a manager. My store is the best in the entire district, know why? Because I tell my employees that if they get their work completely finished, the store cleaned, and stay on top of customers, then they can use their free time as they see fit. People like you make terrible leaders.
Like you are in 2nd grade! Get outta here with the bull. What you ain’t gonna do is treat me like a child and micromanage me. It’s the fastest way to get me to quit. Leave me the hell alone and let me do my job.
This just happened to me 😭 I said yes because I am broke broke. 3 months of paid training but the location I'm actually assigned to is hectic AF. The manager called me this morning and I never returned her call 💀 I'm all up in their computer looking at other jobs 🤷🏾♀️
I got hired at Walmart when I was 23. They had us new hires sitting in a group orientation @ the back of the store doing paperwork. I could already see that i was in for some BS before i even finished my documents. So i did the only responsible thing I could think of, I faked an emergency phone call from my dad, left, and never stepped foot in that store again 😂
I'm working there now and it's not so bad as people make it out to be but I'm definitely not gonna stay any longer than a year xD I work in OGP (online grocery) It can feel like hell at times but definitely still beats flipping burgers, sorting/delivering packages, or assembly line work
@@iB_pOpN Have you worked minimum wage recently? The majority of these jobs are absolutely horrible. The management treats you like absolute shit while you do a 3 person job.
@@JohnstasBACK You are right about it being a solution. I agree. But just saying that it's only a solution for the person himself. People should be treated properly and should be able to earn a living wage if they work full time. Also getting training for 6 figure job isn't easy.
Dude it’s not that bad. It’s depends on your manager but training “orientation” is like 4 hours maybe 6 not bad. The hardest work is going to be lawn n garden and cap 2 truck. But everything else seems like easy money. Especially zoning. The women do nothing/minors. Just make sure the team lead you’re gonna be working under isn’t weird
Lmao, I did one shift as an agency worker at walmart. I got yelled at 15 min before my shift started. I would have walked out, but since I drove 30 miles to get there, I just finished the rest of my shift and told my agency I'm not coming back.
This was advance auto part warehouse for me just exactly 2 long week orientation and training after I got my check for doing nothing I quit I just need and saw all the bullshit and left
on god this is so accurate as someone who did 6 years of retail this is exactly how it be them training videos be boring and long asf and you have to do those otherwise managers gon keep asking you if you did them yet. And the training rooms always be cold
@@RhyperiorRanger on God now I've never been hired by a job and worked the same day it was usually I wait a few days or a week then do training then start work
@@brandylena5 boi and sometimes to note about and it's so weird but whenever I'm on an extremely cold room or even my bed right now especially if it's super early in the day I a hard time staying awake idk I've always been susceptible to dozing off when left in cold rooms and beds.
Orientation was as mind numbing as you showed. I was so damn bored out of my mind and most of the training videos had nothing to do with my job. Everything I’ve been learning has been on the job physically with people
Just went through that shit today. Literally got up during the module, went shopping, got Starbucks, chatted with the barista, vid was still going when I got back…
My first job was at an OfficeMax. I was 16 and went into an interview with the manager. About halfway through he starts talking about training and orientation. I was sitting there confused realizing I had a job. Didnt even say i was hired, just you'll start orientation this day. Wasnt a bad job I worked there almost a year. Then after about 2 years I went back while i was in college worked their 3 years that time.
I did that at one job I started to supplement my income. It gave me flashbacks of a job I had years ago that I absolutely hated. When everyone went on break, I dipped and told them this is not for me. I didn’t care.
What’s crazy is I’ve actually had the opposite experience. Any job that hired me on the spot was pretty good. Any job that took forever was the worst… because it was usually because they didn’t have their shit together
Crazy enough, that's been my experience,too.Though, the job that hired me on the spot was a dangerous security job.I also knew the guy that brought me on,too.😂
Same for me. Those other jobs I always seem to have a supervisor who’s a weirdo and coworkers who snitch on each other. The other place it seems like everyone usually has the same mentality do my job and go home. They might have a lot of overturn but the job itself was never hard or difficult.
Yep, I worked at CenturyLink once and they took like 3 months to get back to me. It was the worst job I have ever had, I stayed for 8 months because the pay was good but I couldn’t take it anymore.
Me too. I've been hired on the spot and I was with that job for 3 years. I would've stayed longer but the company closed down. I've had jobs where I had to wait 3 months and when I got it I left during orientation because it was so bad
Yooooo I’m literally in that at my job they constantly say we are a family but omg its sooo toxic! Everyone talks shit on each other the training was so halved ass I have no idea what’s going on and they are blaming me but at the end of the day they always say your doing fine and I’ll get it any day but I have no idea what I’m doing and everytime I ask what I’m doing every person has a different answer😂😂😂
I remember when I was trying to get a job with Cutco/Vector Marketing. There was like 6 other people in the group "interview" and every last one of us got hired which I thought was weird. Needless to say, after doing my research, I didn't take the job 😂😂
Yo they got me fresh outta highschool back in 2007. I would've done my research but back then my only internet skill was knowing how to update my MySpace page. Anyway my whole interview group was hired. We all came back for "orientation" the next day and dropped a couple hundred on the knife demo set 😫 I did 3 demos and lasted about 2 weeks. I NEVER got got by an MLM again. I still have a few of those knives tho, use them regularly in my cooking 😂😂
Hell yeah- they STAYED posted at high schools. Got my ass too 😂 I kept the pairing knife that I would use in the demos to cut the rope when I quit😂 I heard shortly after they started making people sign that they were financially responsible for the kit 😂
Yep. I remember they had us stay back and we ended up going to the back "office" to pay for our startup costs/sets....All of us getting hired on the spot was already a red flag but as soon as I knew we had to pay up front to work, i knew it was some bs. I told them I didn't have any money so I could just walk out, mannn they tried so hard to get me to call my mom and ask for the money like I saw everyone else doing, but they weren't getting me🤣This was 2006/2007ish so I didn't hear/know much about them back then but seeing everyone having the same experiences now is funny af
When I got out of the military, I interviewed for a job. They hired me on the spot, despite me only accepting the interview for 'interview experience'. When I arrived to my department I overheard one colleague whining about how 6 people quit in the last two weeks. And how he didn't know if he could continue to keep making the trip to work; as he lived in Orlando and the job was in Tampa. I never saw him again. I knew it was going to be a shitshow my 1st day on.
I knew this one retail leadership job I had would be a massive shitshow when my trainer & I walked into the back office, where a pharmacy technician accused the store manager of throwing her under the bus.
@deerussell You worked at Walmart after you got out of the military? Why didn’t you apply for a GS position on base or get your VA disability? I’m prior military myself.
@@kelj4517 Tbh. I won't definitively say I'll never work for them, but I couldn't imagine working for Walmart unless I hit absolute bottom. I only just recently found out about GS positions. I'm prior Navy. was 21 when I got my DD214. And at that time I wanted to travel the world. I quit that job after about 2 months and moved to Norway.
I had one job where I came in for an interview. I talked to the whole team, they liked me, and then HR dropped the bomb, they needed me to start THAT day because previous person left work sick then MAILED IN their resignation letter. The freelancer they hired was moving to India the next day so they had to on-board me that day. The pay was great but the fuckery that came with it was NOT.
I got hired at this Mexican restaurant on the spot lady told me I’d be doing tables. I needed a job bad so I took it started right away, job turned out to be busting tables, dishwasher, landscaping, window cleaning, and bouncer! All in a matter of 4 hours lol it was crappy but I love Mexican women so I did it lol
I started out part time at the job I'm at, they roped me in good! Lmao. They asked after the interview did I need to get some work boots so I can start working. 😂👀. I told them, I had somewhere to be! Lmao. I'm still there 4 years later. Been a rollercoaster ride!! Mostly bad, but the benefits are good and pay is okay. I'll have a lot of stories to tell once I leave. I watched this about three times and each time it gets funnier! 😂
@@crystalsingleton8993 I didn't quit because of the work, but quit because the supervisor pissed me off. 😂 Turning the fan off the people (me and coworkers) in the trailer and on herself while we moved 100s of boxes. 😂. The look I gave her👀 and called in the next day to quit. I love warehouse work as you get to do your own thing, BUT never again! Lol. I'm used to temperature controlled environment now. Lol.
Bro this exactly what happend to me 2months ago, she let me 5 MINUTES to read the 8 pages contract next thing i know i had the mcdonald hat on serving costumers😭😭
I worked as a Bartender and this girl my bf knew at the time said a new restaurant was opening up and they had bartending positions that offered more pay. I was like ok. had a quick interview and was hired immediately. during a group orientation, I was told I was given a server position, not bartending, and it was lower pay tha. what I was making at my current job. I immediately said I needed to leave for a doctor's appointment and never came back. they kept calling me, and I never answered. it's so unprofessional to lie like that.
@@Rhyza13 2020 for me Me and another guy got hired as forklift drivers during the remodel (which was actually pretty cool and easy af) apparently they liked how we got shit done so once that was over they kept us and we were overnight stockers but that's when we saw the fuck shit I'ma just shorten this with I finessed my way out while squeezing what I wanted out of them when I felt like it
I got hired on the spot on the condition i pass a pre employment physical at a 3rd party site, as soon as i saw the spartan workout they expected of me i walkout, it included lifting an 80lb sack of sand on your shoulders and walking like 60ft and hitting a tractor tire with a heavy sledge hammer 30 times among other things.....only 1 minute break between exercises......not worth $16 an hour to ruin my back doing that for 12 hour shifts....job was at a lumber processing plant
Facts, that's how you KNOW the job is ass. I recently just quit an absolute shit job, I was the recent hire and they had me training another dude. Man that place had people in an out like a revolving door, every minute you're meeting another new guy 😂
I was hired on the spot at a recycling plant, wirked two days. They required a hard hat in the plant but didn't allow it for hanging off the back of a dump truck. And the interview was my second time tripping on acid.
This is so true. I had an interview with Walgreens, and they hired me on the spot and told me to go work in the pharmacy the same day. That ended up being one of the worst jobs I've ever had.
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME NOW! THIS IS SO TRUE AND IVE EXPERIENCED THIS FIRST-HAND, IF THEY MFS HIRE YOU ON THE SPOT OR DONT EVEN INTERVIEW YOU RUN AND RUN FAR YOU WILL HATE YOUR LIFE!
Wow Kyle this one was really good, your expressions were amazingly spot on,, Jeff’s voice accent is spot on,, you have him down, it’s like your alter ego is Jeff…
This is why I avoided bottom feeder jobs. I get that in professional settings there can be a-holes too. But in my experience the employees and bosses are way better and you don't get treated like total trash all the time. When you have a job that can't immediately replace you, you suddenly have value. Working fast food, retail, chain stores all that where anyone can do it. Not only do you get treated like you are replaceable but more than likely your co-workers act like they are replaceable and you are stuck working with a bunch of idiots.
Being in the military is great cause they can’t fire you, so if they treat you like shit, that’s just cause they’re a dick head. My command has the best officers in probably the entire CAG
I once had an interview at Amazon. I went in and the guy I was supposed to be talking to wasn't there. I called him and he literally told me I was hired and to go talk to some lady in the lunch area. I went to the lunch area and everybody is wearing sweat pant, flip flops, those fuzzy boots. It was the most unprofessional stuff I ever saw. Plus this guy told me I was hired without even speaking to ne in person. I talked to the lady and she was on lunch break and told me to wait until lunch was over and she'll see me. I got up and left
I almost lost the last bit of my sanity doing those new hire training modules at WalMart 😂😂😂😂. And whatever sanity remained after was lost doing the job itself and working with staff. 😂😂. I will say that was the most unique cast of characters I ever worked with and it is immensely amusing to reflect back on now that I am no longer in close proximity
I had an over the phone interview for a handy ride position and the guy told me “I feel like you’ve got an entrepreneur mind set”. Then he wanted to hire me after like 10 minutes lol I was suspicious as hell after that.
Jeff asked has anybody seen him and the fact that he checked the cameras and didn't see him that's because he ain't coming back he quit on the first day😂😂😂😂😂
If they hire u on the spot and want u to work before u even fill out your direct deposit form run far far away
🗿y’all are really opening my eyes.
And I did just that 😂😂that damn Jewish bakery had me fked up
I'm not doing anything extra without that direct deposit set up 😂.
They got me effed up!
Why? Some places dont do direct deposit
Spittin straight facts on that one!💯💯💯💯
If they say it, just out of the blue, "you're hired" then either it's a bad job or a pyramid scheme
Now go out and sell those encyclopedia's. :).
@@tibbydudeza oh yeah and rhey say "you sell these you'll be having $50,000 a week" A WEEK MIND YOU 🤣
That means they have a high turnover rate an can't get ppl to stay most likely lol
Prepaid Legal. Amway. All that shit.
What's the difference 💀
…yep….They hire you on spot then by lunch you already be doing another application on your phone for somewhere else…
You got me SCREAMING!!! So hilarious!!!!
EXACTLY
Ong
Facts
Indeed I do....😆😆😆
“We can find you some work” is exactly why mf’s don’t work max efficiency. You’re rewarded with more work, same pay
Esp @walmart, Sam's club, kroger
Big facts
dont get a job and not expect to work
@@bigdawg12zSilence, boomer. Tasks being complete early, and the area cleaned, means you did great work. The incentive would be more free time- something I've come to understand as a manager. My store is the best in the entire district, know why? Because I tell my employees that if they get their work completely finished, the store cleaned, and stay on top of customers, then they can use their free time as they see fit. People like you make terrible leaders.
@@bigdawg12zI guess just pay more if you want people to work more 🤷
"No talking"😂. Jobs really be on that BS.
Like you are in 2nd grade! Get outta here with the bull. What you ain’t gonna do is treat me like a child and micromanage me. It’s the fastest way to get me to quit. Leave me the hell alone and let me do my job.
Modern Day slavery, crazy thing is management won't get a single penny raise by treating employees horribly, they just do it out of their hearts.
On me 😂😂
For real. Mf have to do three rounds of interviews so they can deny you. Just wasting people's time.
its always the place halfway through the interview you decide its not for you, then they hire you on the spot.
😂😂😂😂😂!!! You be talking to yourself saying “Ummm Nooo!” I will send them an email that I am no longer interested.
That's when you tell them that you have a doctor's appointment or you have to go get your child from school even though you're childless!
So true, especially when I heard the pay rate.
It's like they smell your intent to leave😂
@LifeCoach.Melanie-BreannaNOOOO GOD NOO - the office)😂😂😂
This just happened to me 😭 I said yes because I am broke broke. 3 months of paid training but the location I'm actually assigned to is hectic AF. The manager called me this morning and I never returned her call 💀 I'm all up in their computer looking at other jobs 🤷🏾♀️
I used to write those "modules" for a living. I felt sorry for everyone who had to do them.
How’d you get into that profession? Very interesting story
What job path you gotta do to do that?
IT WAS YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!?!!!!??!!!! DAMN YOUUU!!!!!....😂😂😂😂
Why did you make them so boring?
Ugh! Tell me about it. Being a Company Trainer or any type of Policy Analyst is GREAT pay- but, ugh- is so HR.
"A buddy....great to have you a part of this family"
Jeffs smile says hes gonna work the hell out of this new hire 🤣 🤣
😂😭
Gonna have him do everything for the next three months. Probation period sucks!
Bout to work the daylights out of em
And the truck line lol.
Hired on the spot and the manager already on your ass? Run homie 😂
Then they wonder why they can’t keep new people
Exactly what happened to me on monday. Walked out as soon as that shit happened
Anytime they make you stretch, just get ready to be moving nonstop lol.
😂 ikr a 10 second stretch really helps
Nope! Not in my skillset.
Stretching is not all necessary, I hate jobs dat do dat, and get mad and upset you don’t stretch
@@RxPrince1it's because in court they can claim that they told you to stretch and you didn't so they don't have to pay out workers comp
@@jackchurchill3777makes a lot of sense.
I got hired at Walmart when I was 23. They had us new hires sitting in a group orientation @ the back of the store doing paperwork. I could already see that i was in for some BS before i even finished my documents. So i did the only responsible thing I could think of, I faked an emergency phone call from my dad, left, and never stepped foot in that store again 😂
Good choice bro I'm 23 and it was some bs
I would have just walked tf out lmao.
Did you at least gave it a chance
I'm working there now and it's not so bad as people make it out to be but I'm definitely not gonna stay any longer than a year xD I work in OGP (online grocery) It can feel like hell at times but definitely still beats flipping burgers, sorting/delivering packages, or assembly line work
@@gamer_eliaz9519 😂
It always be the jobs saying your hired mid interview that be having you doing everything 🤣🤣
Yeah, imagine having to do stuff at work. Why can’t they just pay us to show up.
@@iB_pOpN Have you worked minimum wage recently? The majority of these jobs are absolutely horrible. The management treats you like absolute shit while you do a 3 person job.
Fr COVID screwed over workers. Companies saw how much they could get away with very few staff. Now they’re trying to continue
@@iB_pOpNtell me you’ve never worked retail without telling me you’ve never worked retail.
@@iB_pOpN👅🥾
Now that he hired, the manager done changed the energy😂😂
Right, they nice as hell before but after they get that slave driver energy
Them minimum wage jobs be working you harder than 6 six-figure jobs
Solution: train for a 6 figure job.
@JohnstasBACK if everyone trains for 6 figure who is going to do this job of warehouse?
@@tanura5830 The people who don't train for them?
@@JohnstasBACK You are right about it being a solution. I agree. But just saying that it's only a solution for the person himself. People should be treated properly and should be able to earn a living wage if they work full time. Also getting training for 6 figure job isn't easy.
@@tanura5830 Classism. It's the world we live in, brother. You're grabbing a bucket when you should be grabbing a bathing suit.
I never worked at Walmart despite applying over 5 times, no interviews. These videos show me that god had my back not working there 🙏
Dude it’s not that bad. It’s depends on your manager but training “orientation” is like 4 hours maybe 6 not bad. The hardest work is going to be lawn n garden and cap 2 truck. But everything else seems like easy money. Especially zoning. The women do nothing/minors. Just make sure the team lead you’re gonna be working under isn’t weird
Walmart has the longest. Most annoying assessment test anyways.
@@EastDallasKicks It's one of the easiest jobs you can do for $17-18 an hour imo. Which isn't that bad
@@tubby_1278 true. Here it’s 16 for overnight. 15 max day time. Team leads start at 17 I think
shid ion do shit but flirt w the other cashiers and greet customs 😂straight front end shit nd pretend to be busy
Lmao, I did one shift as an agency worker at walmart. I got yelled at 15 min before my shift started. I would have walked out, but since I drove 30 miles to get there, I just finished the rest of my shift and told my agency I'm not coming back.
Did you get paid tho?
@@jackseragi7802 yes but they cheated me out my check
@jackseragi7802
Nawl, she worked a complete shift and quit and the company didn't have to pay for the labor 🙄
@@jackseragi7802did you really ask that? Lol
@@LetsPlayArcanium To be fair, some companies do try to not pay you for work you do. Wage theft is a real problem in this country.
“Once you signed your application earlier, you basically signed your life over.” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Me: Never returns from break 🚶🏾
Hey where did you go buddy 😅
Come to my office buddy
This guy been every situation😂
facts of life.
Not even a second interview or signing stack of forms from HR or a week long orientation training program - you just know it is not gonna last.
This was advance auto part warehouse for me just exactly 2 long week orientation and training after I got my check for doing nothing I quit I just need and saw all the bullshit and left
What did advanced Auto pay?
@@jaywires717 18$ hourly
@@jaywires717not alot
on god this is so accurate as someone who did 6 years of retail this is exactly how it be them training videos be boring and long asf and you have to do those otherwise managers gon keep asking you if you did them yet. And the training rooms always be cold
And then you only end up using 10% of the crap the videos taught you. It’s so POINTLESS
@@RhyperiorRanger on God now I've never been hired by a job and worked the same day it was usually I wait a few days or a week then do training then start work
@@RhyperiorRanger everyone hates it, even the managers but corporate makes you do it lol and its so they can't get sued incase you fuck up
😂 it do be cold 🥶 af in them rooms and they might as well throw you a blanket cuz you definitely bored, cold and sleepy!!😂
@@brandylena5 boi and sometimes to note about and it's so weird but whenever I'm on an extremely cold room or even my bed right now especially if it's super early in the day I a hard time staying awake idk I've always been susceptible to dozing off when left in cold rooms and beds.
Oh man, I was once hired in a group interview and it was some of the hardest labor ever. I was busting slag in a steel mill lol it was wild.
Hai Proto
God I’m so BLESSED not to be working at Walmart anymore. Talk about draining my energy away.
Lmao I’m quitting in a few weeks
@@Superschemer34 good for you hope u have something else planned already
@@Superschemer34Same. This is the first job I felt dread when having to wake up in the morning knowing I gotta go to work.
If they got you working the day they hired you that’s a massive red flag
"I hear what you're saying...but...I hope you hear what I'm saying."
yep, that's how the family works🤣
Orientation was as mind numbing as you showed. I was so damn bored out of my mind and most of the training videos had nothing to do with my job. Everything I’ve been learning has been on the job physically with people
Just went through that shit today. Literally got up during the module, went shopping, got Starbucks, chatted with the barista, vid was still going when I got back…
@@DrSwazz what position did you apply for? I went for Meat/Produce Team Associate for the morning shift
My first job was at an OfficeMax. I was 16 and went into an interview with the manager. About halfway through he starts talking about training and orientation. I was sitting there confused realizing I had a job. Didnt even say i was hired, just you'll start orientation this day. Wasnt a bad job I worked there almost a year. Then after about 2 years I went back while i was in college worked their 3 years that time.
I’m happy that worked out for you.
Damn bro worked half his life at OfficeMax. That’s chill
Hired on spot never a good sign 😅🤣
And then they wonder why so many people don’t come back from lunch break ok their first day
I did that at one job I started to supplement my income. It gave me flashbacks of a job I had years ago that I absolutely hated. When everyone went on break, I dipped and told them this is not for me. I didn’t care.
😂😂💯 I’ve done this before.
Welp it was indeed my first and LAST day but only because they’re strict on dress code and I don’t have all black shoes and can’t afford any right now
What’s crazy is I’ve actually had the opposite experience. Any job that hired me on the spot was pretty good.
Any job that took forever was the worst… because it was usually because they didn’t have their shit together
Crazy enough, that's been my experience,too.Though, the job that hired me on the spot was a dangerous security job.I also knew the guy that brought me on,too.😂
Same for me. Those other jobs I always seem to have a supervisor who’s a weirdo and coworkers who snitch on each other. The other place it seems like everyone usually has the same mentality do my job and go home. They might have a lot of overturn but the job itself was never hard or difficult.
Yep, I worked at CenturyLink once and they took like 3 months to get back to me. It was the worst job I have ever had, I stayed for 8 months because the pay was good but I couldn’t take it anymore.
Me too. I've been hired on the spot and I was with that job for 3 years. I would've stayed longer but the company closed down. I've had jobs where I had to wait 3 months and when I got it I left during orientation because it was so bad
If they mention family just know it’s one of the toxic environments you’ll experience 😂
Wegmans
Tops friendly markets
Ups
FedEx ground
If they say this place is like a big family RUN lol
This!!!! 😂😂😂
Yooooo I’m literally in that at my job they constantly say we are a family but omg its sooo toxic! Everyone talks shit on each other the training was so halved ass I have no idea what’s going on and they are blaming me but at the end of the day they always say your doing fine and I’ll get it any day but I have no idea what I’m doing and everytime I ask what I’m doing every person has a different answer😂😂😂
@@darkseidonelmao you work with me or what
I've only had one job that hired me on the spot that turned out great. However most of them usually do suck.
What was it?
yea what was it
SAME BRO
No bs i got lucky with a water works job interviewed and was working that same day 😂
I remember when I was trying to get a job with Cutco/Vector Marketing. There was like 6 other people in the group "interview" and every last one of us got hired which I thought was weird. Needless to say, after doing my research, I didn't take the job 😂😂
Yo they got me fresh outta highschool back in 2007. I would've done my research but back then my only internet skill was knowing how to update my MySpace page. Anyway my whole interview group was hired. We all came back for "orientation" the next day and dropped a couple hundred on the knife demo set 😫 I did 3 demos and lasted about 2 weeks. I NEVER got got by an MLM again. I still have a few of those knives tho, use them regularly in my cooking 😂😂
Lol those guys get everyone fresh outta high school pyramid scheme haha
Hell yeah- they STAYED posted at high schools. Got my ass too 😂 I kept the pairing knife that I would use in the demos to cut the rope when I quit😂 I heard shortly after they started making people sign that they were financially responsible for the kit 😂
I had an interview with those guys, they got mad at me cuz midway I had to pee. Crimson flag
Yep. I remember they had us stay back and we ended up going to the back "office" to pay for our startup costs/sets....All of us getting hired on the spot was already a red flag but as soon as I knew we had to pay up front to work, i knew it was some bs. I told them I didn't have any money so I could just walk out, mannn they tried so hard to get me to call my mom and ask for the money like I saw everyone else doing, but they weren't getting me🤣This was 2006/2007ish so I didn't hear/know much about them back then but seeing everyone having the same experiences now is funny af
Manager switched up quick! Getting threatened a write up on your first day is insane 😂
When I got out of the military, I interviewed for a job. They hired me on the spot, despite me only accepting the interview for 'interview experience'. When I arrived to my department I overheard one colleague whining about how 6 people quit in the last two weeks. And how he didn't know if he could continue to keep making the trip to work; as he lived in Orlando and the job was in Tampa. I never saw him again. I knew it was going to be a shitshow my 1st day on.
I knew this one retail leadership job I had would be a massive shitshow when my trainer & I walked into the back office, where a pharmacy technician accused the store manager of throwing her under the bus.
@deerussell
You worked at Walmart after you got out of the military? Why didn’t you apply for a GS position on base or get your VA disability?
I’m prior military myself.
@@kelj4517
Tbh. I won't definitively say I'll never work for them, but I couldn't imagine working for Walmart unless I hit absolute bottom. I only just recently found out about GS positions. I'm prior Navy. was 21 when I got my DD214. And at that time I wanted to travel the world. I quit that job after about 2 months and moved to Norway.
I would've walked out too
2:55 i know this is meant to be comedy but god damn that shit gave me Vietnam flashbacks
I had one job where I came in for an interview. I talked to the whole team, they liked me, and then HR dropped the bomb, they needed me to start THAT day because previous person left work sick then MAILED IN their resignation letter. The freelancer they hired was moving to India the next day so they had to on-board me that day. The pay was great but the fuckery that came with it was NOT.
Funny enough, my Walmart job gives me one single day off a week. So I felt this video to my core.
bruh. wtf. a day? are you atleast making hella paper?
@@ELMOYER30 Eh. The bills are getting paid, but I'm still super broke 😂
How are you working 6 days? Hourly should be working 5 with 2 days off. 9 hour shifts each if you’re not a minor.
Hell I get split days off at The Evil Empire they call Walmart
I got hired at this Mexican restaurant on the spot lady told me I’d be doing tables. I needed a job bad so I took it started right away, job turned out to be busting tables, dishwasher, landscaping, window cleaning, and bouncer! All in a matter of 4 hours lol it was crappy but I love Mexican women so I did it lol
Damn bruh that’s the definition of down bad, she better have been an 8+
🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn big dawg dat was funny (not the down bad part tho)
lmao sucker
bro is on that Charles Barkley shit 💀
I remember a decade ago, I was hired on the spot for a sales job. . .I quit after 2 weeks.
Same here. A cold-calling sales company. Hated it.
I started out part time at the job I'm at, they roped me in good! Lmao. They asked after the interview did I need to get some work boots so I can start working. 😂👀. I told them, I had somewhere to be! Lmao. I'm still there 4 years later. Been a rollercoaster ride!! Mostly bad, but the benefits are good and pay is okay. I'll have a lot of stories to tell once I leave.
I watched this about three times and each time it gets funnier! 😂
You must work at the U to the P (aka UPS) 🤣🤣😂😂. Or something similar, ask me how I know? 😂😂😂
@@crystalsingleton8993 nah, I work for the City of Memphis! Lmao. I used to work at UPS loading trailers by hand! Omg, the worst. Lol
@@sabretyger good for you! I retired from UPS. I worked in HR hiring the pkg handlers and drivers. Lawd!!!
@@crystalsingleton8993 I didn't quit because of the work, but quit because the supervisor pissed me off. 😂 Turning the fan off the people (me and coworkers) in the trailer and on herself while we moved 100s of boxes. 😂. The look I gave her👀 and called in the next day to quit.
I love warehouse work as you get to do your own thing, BUT never again! Lol. I'm used to temperature controlled environment now. Lol.
Once you do a bid at walmart you get that same sick feeling in your stomach everytime you walk in one even after you quit or get fired.
Lmao I’m quitting in a few weeks
Then the managers wonder why they can’t retain any employees
Bro this exactly what happend to me 2months ago, she let me 5 MINUTES to read the 8 pages contract next thing i know i had the mcdonald hat on serving costumers😭😭
“STRETCH!!!!😡”….took me out👏🏾💀💀💀😂
I worked as a Bartender and this girl my bf knew at the time said a new restaurant was opening up and they had bartending positions that offered more pay. I was like ok. had a quick interview and was hired immediately. during a group orientation, I was told I was given a server position, not bartending, and it was lower pay tha. what I was making at my current job. I immediately said I needed to leave for a doctor's appointment and never came back. they kept calling me, and I never answered. it's so unprofessional to lie like that.
Why lie? Just be honest.
This why my old jobs be sending me settlement checks when they finally get caught up 😂
They hire you on the spot because they know somebody else finna quit.
This is the most relatable video I've ever watched of his and I'm only 30 seconds in.
😂😂😂
Walmart definitely hired me on the spot and i saw why 😂
Same. Was hired at the height of the pandemic. Got a call, had a three second interview, told I was hired and to come in the following week.
@@Rhyza13 2020 for me
Me and another guy got hired as forklift drivers during the remodel (which was actually pretty cool and easy af) apparently they liked how we got shit done so once that was over they kept us and we were overnight stockers but that's when we saw the fuck shit
I'ma just shorten this with I finessed my way out while squeezing what I wanted out of them when I felt like it
@@archangelq721🤣💯
Not me jumping at “STRRETTCHHH” 😂
I got hired on the spot on the condition i pass a pre employment physical at a 3rd party site, as soon as i saw the spartan workout they expected of me i walkout, it included lifting an 80lb sack of sand on your shoulders and walking like 60ft and hitting a tractor tire with a heavy sledge hammer 30 times among other things.....only 1 minute break between exercises......not worth $16 an hour to ruin my back doing that for 12 hour shifts....job was at a lumber processing plant
😂😂😂 you’re young, but you’re motivated
😂😂😂
Aka we will work your ass off
New hire straight dipped! He ain’t comin back from lunch 😂😂😂
Sooooo glad I got out of retail!! Everytime Im in a grocery store and hear the PA turn on a part of me listens to see if they are calling me lol.
You know it's bad when they have a recent hire train a new hire. 😂
At the other Wal- store, they had a new store leader train me (another new store leader).
Facts, that's how you KNOW the job is ass. I recently just quit an absolute shit job, I was the recent hire and they had me training another dude. Man that place had people in an out like a revolving door, every minute you're meeting another new guy 😂
Killa Kay back with the wigs 😅
On another episode of Walmart 🤣🤣💙
I was hired on the spot at a recycling plant, wirked two days. They required a hard hat in the plant but didn't allow it for hanging off the back of a dump truck. And the interview was my second time tripping on acid.
This is so true. I had an interview with Walgreens, and they hired me on the spot and told me to go work in the pharmacy the same day. That ended up being one of the worst jobs I've ever had.
As a pharmacy technician, that sounds like the worst.
I only lasted two weeks there in store leadership. I saw the bullshit for what it was, and quit after my first two weeks.
Pharmacy tech? Sounds rough
@@DrSwazz on some days, the roughest
5700 pieces…yeah ima go ahead and pass on this opportunity Jeff. Appreciate it ✌🏾😎
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME NOW!
THIS IS SO TRUE AND IVE EXPERIENCED THIS FIRST-HAND, IF THEY MFS HIRE YOU ON THE SPOT OR DONT EVEN INTERVIEW YOU RUN AND RUN FAR YOU WILL HATE YOUR LIFE!
Lmaooo that orientation felt real for a second, I almost fast forwarded if from the frustration 😂
Wow Kyle this one was really good, your expressions were amazingly spot on,, Jeff’s voice accent is spot on,, you have him down, it’s like your alter ego is Jeff…
"I hear what you're saying."
Bro aint even speak yet😂
Outstanding job developing this character brother! I will not be surprised one bit when you get your show on primetime television
This is why I avoided bottom feeder jobs.
I get that in professional settings there can be a-holes too.
But in my experience the employees and bosses are way better and you don't get treated like total trash all the time.
When you have a job that can't immediately replace you, you suddenly have value.
Working fast food, retail, chain stores all that where anyone can do it. Not only do you get treated like you are replaceable but more than likely your co-workers act like they are replaceable and you are stuck working with a bunch of idiots.
Being in the military is great cause they can’t fire you, so if they treat you like shit, that’s just cause they’re a dick head. My command has the best officers in probably the entire CAG
This must be the Pilot episode for Kyle where it all began😂😂😂 I love it
My man got the badge wit the picture. The commitment to the character!!!
“jeff i gotta get my son “😂😂😂😂😂
"STREEEETCH!" 😂😂😂😂😭
U know its gone be some bs when u show up and the interview is also training day 😂 😂
I once had an interview at Amazon. I went in and the guy I was supposed to be talking to wasn't there. I called him and he literally told me I was hired and to go talk to some lady in the lunch area. I went to the lunch area and everybody is wearing sweat pant, flip flops, those fuzzy boots. It was the most unprofessional stuff I ever saw. Plus this guy told me I was hired without even speaking to ne in person. I talked to the lady and she was on lunch break and told me to wait until lunch was over and she'll see me. I got up and left
Walmart literally called me interview over the phone and I’m hired 😂 worst year of my life it’s was 2020 too
Ugh this brought me back. They didn't say much to me about bathroom breaks or phone use but they did say to stop talking!
I almost lost the last bit of my sanity doing those new hire training modules at WalMart 😂😂😂😂. And whatever sanity remained after was lost doing the job itself and working with staff. 😂😂. I will say that was the most unique cast of characters I ever worked with and it is immensely amusing to reflect back on now that I am no longer in close proximity
That looked like the Dru Down "Pimp of the Year" remix video.
"Yeah, B----. Imma break ya! Imma make ya!"
(...You got ALL the palettes.) 😵💰🤣
The falling asleep during the training videos hits too close to home 😭😭
Absolute gold. KillaKay is such a good actor🔥
Thank you!
Hey buddy great to have you a part of this family 😊
Same thing happened to me, I went in for my WalMart interview and at the end of it they asked "can you start today?"
I ain’t fixing to do no stretching…………STRETCH!!! 🤣🤣🤣
This is FACTS and my current job in a nutshell 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Broooo the sleeping through the training videos is far too relatable 😂
That scanner shit is real. You leave that Scanner on your Cart. OGP/OPD will swipe that real quick😂😂😂
Overtime on the first day is crazy! 😂
Watching the training videos LOL
I had an over the phone interview for a handy ride position and the guy told me “I feel like you’ve got an entrepreneur mind set”. Then he wanted to hire me after like 10 minutes lol I was suspicious as hell after that.
Them referring to you as a “part of the family” or anything like that is a red flag
Bruh I worked and Walmart for 5 1/2 years as a GM manager and I must say this is the most accurate video I’ve seen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This reminds me
Of the time I got written up on the second day of my job for not working fast enough 😅
That STRETCH!!!!! killed me 😂😂😂
“Stretch!” Lol 🤣🤣🤣
That wig though❣️🤣 He's a different kinda buddy now huh new hire.
I remember this happened in Sam's Club and I thought this was because I released such awesome vibes about my work ethic LMAO
My Walmart literally did this to me. Granted I didn't need to do much I was the one who checked people's temps during the covid fiasco.
Soooo accurate for Walmart. It’s true when they “we are a family”…run!
Jeff asked has anybody seen him and the fact that he checked the cameras and didn't see him that's because he ain't coming back he quit on the first day😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely 💯 right!!!!!!
The wig is sending me! 😂😂😂