I FINALLY BEAT IT... | Pogostuck
Вставка
- Опубліковано 20 жов 2020
- Thank you Alienware for paying for this video. Thanks you I can, once again, torment myself with the nightmare that is Pogostuck. I made it to the top of the mountain... I beat Pogostuck...
Learn more at ►► www.dell.com/en-us/gaming/ali...
@Alienware ► / @alienwarechannel
#AlienwarePartner #IntelGaming
EDITED BY LIXIAN ► / lixiantv - Ігри
![ПОЛНАЯ ИСТОРИЯ ЭКЗОРЦИЗМА [Топ Сикрет]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qBySr6Bt0B8/mqdefault.jpg)
Mark: *Suffering*
Alienware: It’s free real estate
Mark: *screams of pain and anger*
Alienware: "You son of a bitch, I'm in."
@willlliam falls is that a Ryan George reference?
@@Bumbling_fool00 oh lol I thought that was from Rick and Morty
not that free actually
Umm no
Mark: *RAGES*
Alienware: *cradles Mark in their arms* It's ok sweet child.
Accurate
Me : OMG POOR MARK
My Demon Inside : *MMMMMMMMMMMMM yessss your suffering is my enjoyment*
Do it again.
"it's ok, do it again, we want more money"
Alienware: "shh.. its alright. Now *do it again* "
Markiplier when he beats Getting Over It: *literally sobbing out of pure joy*
Markiplier when he beats Pogostuck: I GET ALL THE WAY UP HERE AND I SEE A REFRIGERATOR
Likely cause getting over it was at least fair with its difficultly and had a better ending, where this game will periodically fuck you over regardless of skill level
@@deliqene3191 Exactly
@@deliqene3191 I don't think the game fucks people over intentionally, I just believe in "mad cuz bad"
@@normalyoutubechannel1236 lol
@@deliqene3191 still fucked up tho…
Angel: *saves Mark to make his run easier*
Mark: How fucking dare you!?
If you’re pissed enough, anything can be seen as worthy of a punch in the face
He would be mad like the game gives him pity so much it has to help him.
😂
I think the angle is the guy from golfing over it.
Mark: Infinite suffering
Alienware: *Do It again*
xD
**huh, wut wuzat?**
Peridot
This has to be my favorite comment in this video lmfao!
lol
Mark: AlienWare liked my suffering....
We all did Mark, we all did
Hahaha wow
72,000 of us did and it's climbing
spooky's jump scare mansion new DLC :) after I don't know how many years.
‘All’ is where you are wrong haha. I’ve avoided his pogo stuck videos like the plague. Literally only watched this one because “i finally beat it” was in the title haha
@@lia_strombi: I watched both the last sponsored Pogostuck video and this one, but wasn't able to finish watching his regular solo Pogostuck videos before these two sponsored ones. Simply because I don't find it enjoyable anymore when Mark's rage and frustration cross a certain threshold. Tbh, I think that the first sponsored Pogostuck video was funnier than this one, mostly because Mark seemed way angrier and way more frustrated in this one... So I agree that it's definitely not 'we all did'.
Alternate title: Mark bounces to the top of the mountain to be met by Bob's Fridge
XD
XD
That was a good episode wasn't it lmao
HAHAHAHA
why bob?
Can we have a moment to thank Alienware for sponsoring him because without them we wouldn't have seen mark get killed by the axe and get angry over the angel
What axe
Probably missed something
@@Djindas the thing he died to at the beginning
Lol
Yes
Alienware was definitely the moral support
Angel: "you're so close now, don't give up"
Mark: *DON'T TOUCH ME.*
Was it a reference to Golfing Over it with Alva Majo?
@@cozy_chrysocyon7019 Yes it was🤣
Mark:ONLY ALIENWARE GRTS TO TOUCH MEEE!
It's an Unus Annus reference lol
"He saved your life, sir."
Mark: He humiliated me by touching me
LMAOOO XD
Mark survives only on his sayian... I mean gamer pride..
Nice use of Spiderman 2 quote. 😉
Nobel Prize, Otto!
@@unoriginalmoniker2625 NOBEL PRIZE!!
Mark: Uses a cheat
Also mark: gets outraged when the game helps him
If your as pissed off as Mark, honestly anything is like a slap in the face, I've been that angry before.
13:29 bro that dude that flew by mark when he paused it just hit terminal velocity, holy shit
By the looks of it he had a great time falling at light speed all the way to the bees
He was taking the express route to hell.
Imagine how he would react if he did all this and then it said
*Level one complete*
**quit game**
It’s gonna say that in the sky at the end of 2020
lol
@Ï ÆM ĶĕviN BB22 stfu
He would have gotten angry enough to delete the Unus Annus channel early
Mark's Neighbors: "Honey, do you hear screaming" "It is probably Mark playing Pogostuck, dear"
But also imagine being Mark's neighbor.
@@jaehaalexander1172 I go to the same Highschool he used to go too
@@guts60 dude that is awesome!
@@guts60 proof? sorry it's just really easy to lie about that stuff
LMAO
2:16 First Alienware break
4:11 Second Alienware break
8:25 Raise them and lower them at will
8:44 Chica approves
11:15 We’ll be right back 1
12:45 We’ll be right back 2
14:14 We’ll be right back 3
15:40 Alienware station break
17:36 We’ll be right back 4 (thank you , @TalkedSniper322).
18:38 We’ll be right back 5
20:07 Last Alienware spot
RIP Mark’s last nerve
Just a minor addition of one more We’ll be right back moment at 17:36
Un momento de silencio por la ultimo nervio de Mark
I like to believe that Amy has a “pogostuck bunker” for whenever Mark plays it
To be fair with the amount radiation in the form of pure rage, that mark gives off when he plays rage games, i would want a 3 foot thick lead walled bunker
@@dominicsurette2890 and Lixian has to wear a hazmat suit just to edit the footage
@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen the footage is so radioactive he prolly had to cover it in sand and boron right after editing it.
its under her own alienware battlestation
Imagine Mark going through all of this torture to find out that he forgot to hit record...
Wouldn't be the first time, or his obs crashed rendering the entire recording silent and useless
XDXDXDXD OMG THAT WOULD BE HILARIOS! ( But not to him... ):< )
@@meme22ddlc60 i love how that face you typed has 2 expressions, one being us the other being mark lol
I can imagine his reaction now
I would fucking delete my channel and say that I died on twiter
imagine that if at 19:45 it said
“Tutorial complete!”
Calm down, Satan.
Local man found dead in front of his PC.
Locals describe how he screamed for lightning to the forehead but when it was not granted he shot himself.
@@MrAzat-vi6qf *WASTED*
Satan: well i just wanted to say im a huge fan.
u cheeky fecker
Mark: the guy was only up there just to mess with me.
Me and my peaceful mind: I think he thought you guys were friends.
U were that guy, lol
@@Sushidog2005 ha i wish
I like how mark spent so much time advertising something 97% of his fan base cannot afford
money speaks
Probably more than that. I'd need a loan to buy Alienware right now. You can find them a little cheaper used, but you're still going to spend about $2k usd for anything with decent hardware. If you can avoid getting ripped off at the same time that is.
0% of the fan base
That desktop was only given to certain sponsored partners by Alienware and is not actually available for purchase
Alienware said so themselves and it’s such a shame because it’s so beautiful
@@QuintonRC23 that’s weird about that is that I have enough money to get one without bankrupting myself but I don’t have space for it and I don’t want my siblings to touch it so
He only did it to get money from them, he was very clear about that.
The fact that Alienware saw the video where mark said he would only play this game if someone paid him, and then paid him to do it not once, but twice. It’s big brain time
LOL
Imagine if they did it a third time lmao
@@araxshiriau9275 hi member of the channel
Yip
Angel thing: **Helps Mark out of the kindness of his heart**
Mark: _REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DoN'T WANT YOUR PITY OR YOUR HELP_
Well how would you feel if a naked winged man picked you up and started flying you around?
Hey, at least my legs and hip aren’t fused to the floor after falling from like, 200 feet.
@@delirious6045 ;)
@@delirious6045 😲 0:38
@@HelloWorld-dx1wi 4. Give Without Receiving
As the adage says, we make a living by what we get but we make a life by what we give. Don’t keep score; give with a genuine heart, because it makes you happy.
5. Enjoy Without Complaining
Enjoy and be grateful for all that you have. It is gratitude that gives us the best reasons not to complain.
Mark went through all that trial, pain, suffering, just to find Bob’s fridge.
Oh, this made me laugh. XD
Mark when he beats Getting Over It: Silent sobbing of joy
Mark when he beats Pogostuck: *A N G R Y*
Mark: *screams of rage and pain*
Alienware: ha ha stonks
No comments? Take my like
I just gave the 500 like xd
@@user-ck3vm2qr2h But it was as low as 435 when I liked and I came after you hmm... something isn't right here...
That censor on the curse word got me!😂😂
I love how this comment has 666 likes- NO SOMEONE RUINED ITTTT
I love how he talks about alienware when he's upset
I love how the music slowly gets more distorted at the end. 19:53
Markiplier: "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"
Alienware: "Yes"
Imagine alienware was the 2020 aliens that was supposed to be here but they decided to torture mark?
Markiplier: *I DID IT*
His fans: He did it..
Lixian: He did it..
Amy: He did it..
His neighbors: He finally did it..
God: He did it!
Stan Lee: He actually did it!
Turns out his victory was greatly exaggerated
But wait... did he beat STAGE1?!!?!?!?!?!
@@michaelclark2272 lol that means he is only like what 1/3rd complete or half done.
He did it
That baby saving him definitely has the same voice actor as the announcer in golfing over it. Plus there are golf balls that spawn when he leaves
17:33 heavy metal breakdown
Literally asking alexandria
@@kingslayer5857 you ain’t far off.
Mark: Angrily punches chair
Lixian: *"Haha hit marker noises"*
@Ï ÆM ĶĕviN BB22 stfu
@Ï ÆM ĶĕviN BB22 why would I?
When?
@Ï ÆM ĶĕviN BB22 no stupid bot
@Ï ÆM ĶĕviN BB22 LUNKY SHALL EAT SOUL PUT YOU THEN IN ALIENWARE!!!
Mark gets saved from a long fall.
Mark: “Screw you. I’m a masochist and you’re denying me more pain.”
Actually he's not a masochist, he just wants to know if he can take the pain, even if it kills him.
it might be that hes already memorized the path up one way but when it moves him he doesnt know it at first so its frustrating
@@oregongirl is this comment a joke? Because if not he is most definitely a masochist in denial. The whole knowing how much pain he can take and pushing his pain tolerance is textbook masochism
@@newmeta2668 yeah, it was meant as a joke.
@@newmeta2668 op was paraphrasing, those are pretty much marks exact words whenever he has to defend that he is NOT a masochist xD
Mark hated that guy that helped him, but in reality;
he was so happy for him
18:12 so nobody's gonna talk about the time he took to finish the game..
He got all the way up there and he sees a refrigerator.
@@MarksBigOlHam That was a lame ending.
That's not long at all
@@CaLypSO4456 bobs fridge is by no means disappointing
It usually takes people around 50+ hours without double jump, so 6 hours is not bad
Alienware: has one of the most powerful gaming systems and could ask him to play the best AAA titles
Also Alienware: P O G O S T U C K
Mark mentioned that he was given a list of games to choose from, and he hated most of them, so this is in part something that he decided to play
@@flamefriends3842 that makes so much sense
@@flamefriends3842 yeahh, hee just wanted his actions to show he is TOTALLY NOT a masochist guys. Would a masochist do this? I think not 👀
Edit: spelling hard Ovo
Also also Alienware: Haha Markiplier go grrrrrrrrr! O-O
By the end he was probably just wishing he had picked one of the other games instead
Pogo Angel: "I helped you."
Mark: "AND I TOOK IT PERSONALLY!"
Yeah it’s no wonder he rages because he’s so oversensitive
He really pretended he had no idea whose voice that was
@@afighter6974 We still love him
RAJESH!
@@afighter6974 You realized the amount of time in this video is alot longer in the time he's been playing.
1:38 A clutch so good that he got an achievement for it.
I like how even when he wins, he’s still furious.
Mark: beats it
Fans: He beat it..
Mark: I GET ALL THE WAY UP HERE FOR A REFRIGERATOR!!!11
Who wants to meet mark ?
Not just ANY refrigerator... The Refrigerator of Fuckall!
@@justsomepersononyoutube9271 ha milna hai
I like to imagine him just going out and hugging Amy or Chica out of the blue for comfort whenever he gets frustrated at a game
Huge + ing
I worry for Amy and chica during these times
@@troyd9212 why? Is ok markimoo is a calm little bug, especially with Amy (remember how many times she prevented the apocalypse by bringing him stuff to calm down?)
Markiplier: this game is much more predictable than getting over it
Pogostuck: and i took that personally
"People dont play this game because they want help"
People play this game because they NEED help
Game: helps mark
Mark: verbally harasses game
That made me a lil sad.
Also Mark might be a masochist.
That was hilarious.
Omg🤣
8:44 Alienware makes great monitors right Chica?
“Daddy’s having a bit of a mental breakdown right now. I’m gonna go get Tiny Box Tim to comfort him.”
@GamernautX The highest form of a compliment
@GamernautX nay, I am but a man...ROCK!
my week has been made! I just need a saxaboom and my year will reset!
13:29 Ngl, The metallic sound made me think that player was Sephiroth coming down for the kill 😂
Love the NES Ghostbusters reference at the end.
Mark: *_*Rages to the point of having an aneurysm*_*
Mark again: *_*Casually proceeds advertising Alienware*_*
xD
XD ikr
All I can think about is how unbelievably funny it would be to hear him periodically screaming from the other room without seeing what he's playing
I've said it before; if he was being murdered in his filming room, no one would know lol
His anger is the absolute best, and it's hilarious how he gets so screwed
Mark faintly in the distance: *aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!*
12:34 made me laugh so hard🤣
1:51 That's part the Grimm Repear's scythe and it just stole Markimoo's soul
Refrigerator god: “I will grant one wish”
Mark: KILL MEE
I mean do you blame him?
Mark:give mE moRe pain!!!!!
Refrigerator god: whats wrong with you?!
Me:huh?!
Bruh
@@hutao1331 what the FACK
Watching this makes me want mark to play touhou tho
Cupid pogo man: Hey I saved your life!
Mark: YOU DIDN'T SAVE MY LIFE YOU RUINED MY DEATH
I get the reference buddy
Again not masochist Mark
Mark: "Listen you little piece of.."
*Mark is unavailable at this time*
Mark :"I don't need help!"
Also Mark: *using double jump*
I'm surprised he didn't pick up on the golfing over it Easter egg
I love how Alienware keeps sponsoring him SPECIFICALLY for this game, and this game alone.
There is some sadist in their ad department that truly enjoy's Mark's pain.
Bless that evil little person :P
I can see their ad person writing the check giggling like a demon
Better this than "Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy"
@@Taras195 watch them sponsor him to replay getting over it next lmao
@@Taras195
Getting over it is simpler than this.
Dude gives the greatest commercial as his calming down mechanism.
Mark: gets incredibly angry about falling down a long distance
The game: “I’ll help you since you’re so close”
Mark: *gets angrier* for some reason
Pride. "How dare you imply I can't do the thing in my own strength!"
Getting Over It at least gave you the satisfaction of completing it by yourself
I think it’s residual anger because that angel guy is the golfing over it guy
@@benjaminoechsli1941 honestly arrogance isn’t a good look on Mark...
@@terracottafred5126 No it's one of the developers
12:43 youtube thumbnails be like
I watch this video when I feel sad. I’m like on the verge of a mental break down, and this video makes me feel better! Thank you Mark😊
Game: helps Mark get passed the hardest part of the game
Mark: HOW DARE YOU I’D RATHER DIE
Markiplier: Takes 12 episodes to get to a certain point
Also Markiplier: Takes one episode to do it all over again
the power of *editing*
I think he just getting used to the levels he has played
Double jump.
It’s because deforme he didn’t know what to do and he has experience and tips to beating the levels
Mark: because suffering is enjoying
Me: what?!
Forget Getting Over It, this has the funniest rages I've seen in Mark's history. Change my mind
4:07 “I know bees, I KNOW (amazingly high pitch) BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
I wonder what Amy thinks or feels when Mark just starts screaming in his room at the computer.
Mark: *Screams*
Amy: Here we go again.
@Brody rhys Campbell no
For a sec I thought you said army
@@gamio8709 same here
*quick get the melon bars!!!*
@Brody rhys Campbell I love wolves too. And I want to get a husky whenever I decide to get a dog.
Angel: Literally saves Mark
Mark: ...and I took that personally.
Well he said he wants to test his limits of His mentality is not a masochist. And you know where a mask is Marcus he’s dead he died on November 14
3:35 Mark’s best Pacino impersonation...
This channel would be lost without Lixian. He’s simply the glue that holds everything together.
Mark: *Rages so hard he has to leave the office*
Video: *isn’t even two minutes in*
Me: we’re gonna have a good time today.
hotel: trivago
@@topazprism77 what?
yeah, that super early fit seemed a little over the top :D
Hahahahhaha
Refrigerator: You have one wish.
Mark: End me right now.
I broke the 444 chain LOL
mark: *beats the game*
also mark: *THE FACE OF UNENDING RAGE *
“I GET ALL THE WAY UP HERE, AND I SEE A REFRIGERATOR?!?”
Mark: …. Just kill me. Lightning to the forehead.
Angel: *grabs him and takes him up* "you'll get it this time, I'm sure! :)"
Mark: *GET OFF OF ME*
Edit: thank you for all the likes! This is the most I've ever gotten!😁
Wasn't that from golfing over it
@@corruptlem0n868 indeed it was
Straight ally valid
Yes. As a Asexual, this makes me smile.
@Kaitlyn yknow i have no idea who you are but seeing your pfp made me smile :))
Mark: I’ve finally beaten it
Developers of the game: so you’ve won this round
Mark: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
Dev: there is another.
Man the fact that the axe SENDS YOU BACK TO THE START
Hurts me in my soul
Can we all take a moment to celebrate the magic that Lixian turned this into?
Mark: **Rages**
Also mark: here have this ad in this trying time
@@crimthesweetgirl5730 because I like commenting
mark: *a masochist*
Alienware: *a sadist*
me: ahh a good time
Oh no. You don't know? We don't have much time left. Only 2 weeks remain.
@NURALYSA SYUHADA BINTI MOHD RAMLI Moe someone who enjoys pain (I think) alot of people think of them in a dirty way though
@@gelatin4257 ahh i know and im still on august episodessss
Oh wait. Only 10 ten days remain.
@@applewood389 yes
19:55 Conglaturation!!! That's ripped right out of NES' Ghostbusters lol
I was wondering if I was the only one to notice it... quite fitting honestly, as both game are physical and mental pain generator. XD
at least the little pogo guy was having fun this entire time
"now do it again without the boost"
-alienware probably
🖕- Mark most definitely
I'm pretty sure he would acutely have a hart attack on the spot if he tried that
*Mark gets killed by the blade*
Mark: Rage, Fury, Irritation, Humiliation.
Dont forget pain and hurt
@@v.weaver1510 it’s a spongebob reference
Flashbacks to when he yeeted his chair
Mark is _such_ a barnacle.
Spongebob
he has enough rage to obliterate all of reality
1:51 when you lose to your Minecraft hardcore world...
Amy: *hears intense screaming and mark yelling bees over and over* oh he’s playing that pogostuck game again 😂
Then starts yelling about a refrigerator
I love the dedicated cuts of him screaming at a game about pogo sticking and Showing off a desk I won’t be able to buy in a million years
Correction, a billion years . :)
Actually the r11 is very reasonably priced. It’s like 880 or something like that and on Black Friday it’s said to be up to 200 dollars off unless I read the page wrong. I will admit I was speed reading and easily could be wrong about the discount. Not the price of the r11 itself that is indeed around 850+
@@tbud7459 cus it’s not where I live?
@@tbud7459 Time zones are a thing
Tracy Budinich you look like the smartest person in the world, and you dead ass forgot time zone is a thing.
I cannot freaking believe that the ending message you get is the freaking NES Ghostbusters end screen. That is both the funniest and most infuriating reward I have ever seen.
mark buys new chair
old chair in backround: welcome to the chamber of torchure
Red Guy: does nothing
Mark: *So you have chosen death*
the red guy is my friend
Imagine if He fell at the 18:02 mark... He might have had a stroke... It would have reminded me of how he literally just missed the DarkWood ending as well.
am I the only one who noticed the one who helped mark from falling at 11:32 was the guy who made golfing over it? it spawned golf balls too and it does help you sometimes in golfing over it aswell.
Good point!
Everyone: "you gonna be okay bud?"
Mark: "Not even in the slightest."
Hes dead inside and empty with just air flowing through his body.. AIR FLOW JUST LIKE THE ALIENWARE GAMING PC WITH A CORE i7 PROCESSOR
@@nightsend2673 😩 💦 👽
Angel: I thought you could use some help
Mark: And I took that personally
good meme
I’m not lying when I say this. I almost suffocated from laughter. Your pain brings me great pleasure. Thank you. Loved this series.
18:20
Mark goes through all that and then...
"BUMBUM"
The fridge god : I can grant you a wish, anything you want, you just say it my du-
Mark : _K I L L M E ! ! ! K I L L M E N O W ! ! !_
"I was very calm."
*demonic screaming*
8:20
I love how every time he rages he just showcases the Sponsership
4:09 when u a bee keyper
ya
I love that this technically means that Lixian could just freeze Mark at any time but just chooses not to
Why is it that ''I am the refrigerator of fu*k all'' is by far one of hos best quotes.
Haven't seen any comments, but for those who don't understand the ending, your character creates a bootstrap paradox. What you see in the final cutscene was the very first level of the game on the first map. What he wished for was giving his past self the pogo stick, which was how the entire adventure started.
So the character is a masochist.
@@Wolfen5207 yes, just like mark, and everyone who plays this game
WAIT THIS HAD A FUCKING STORY?!
@@Wolfen5207
*sadist
The character looks to be having loads of fun. It's the player he's making suffer.
ohhh, i thought this whole thing was a dream, and he was wishing for the pogo in real life.
Nobody:
Whenever mark falls over or fails:A L I E N W A R E