How To Be a Baby Properly

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  • @2matts1piano
    @2matts1piano 10 років тому +414

    Alice has the best uncle ever

    • @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347
      @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347 3 роки тому +10

      I definitely read this as "Alice is the best uncle ever."

    • @sammyj0825
      @sammyj0825 3 роки тому +5

      @@odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347 me too lmao

  • @somethingelse9176
    @somethingelse9176 8 років тому +184

    I want Hank for an uncle now. Also, depending on Alice's decision about whether or not to have a private life, I'd love to see her reaction to this at some point. That would probably be adorable.

    • @anthological2117
      @anthological2117 8 років тому +37

      Everybody wants Hank for an uncle. Vlogbrothers should start a rent-an-uncle system so that WE CAN HAVE THESE WONDERFUL NERDY UNCLES!

    • @eddaeugenianewball5080
      @eddaeugenianewball5080 3 роки тому

      @@anthological2117 there´s a Patreon in wich you can have that but not in the literal way ;)

  • @wheezywaiter
    @wheezywaiter 11 років тому +70

    Whoa, at first I was like, he just said my name! Then I was like, duh, it's a UA-cam video, he's not talking to me. Then I was like, oh crap, he is talking to me! I'm supposed to make a video on Tuesday! Well, it's been fun, but now I better go get to work.

  • @felipevitorino7745
    @felipevitorino7745 8 років тому +190

    Hank, you should watch this one again. (:

    • @aaronl22
      @aaronl22 7 років тому +4

      Felipe Vitorino +

  • @lunastartsfires6122
    @lunastartsfires6122 11 років тому +90

    Hank and John are both amazing people and so are their families, end of story!:D

  • @mayah5453
    @mayah5453 9 років тому +64

    You are officially just about the coolest uncle anybody could ever have. I wish my relatives were this cool! DFTBA!!

  • @epic-concept
    @epic-concept 10 років тому +72

    And I kept wondering - where did my little kid got all that weird behaviour from? Now I know - apparently, he sneaked on UA-cam and listened to Hank's advice.

    • @JatPhenshllem
      @JatPhenshllem 2 роки тому +1

      No dude, I don't think that's.... you know what? We'll take it your way

  • @cjripley32
    @cjripley32 11 років тому +23

    This is so clever. And adorable. I love it.

  • @aletheiaverite
    @aletheiaverite 9 років тому +16

    "good morning john, and good morning alice." good morning hank!!

  • @blaise4981
    @blaise4981 7 років тому +48

    "Cry. Just cry in all of those situations."

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 4 роки тому +7

      Weirdly enough, I'm a 22 year old, and that's still how it is

    • @vega6025
      @vega6025 4 роки тому +1

      Meeta Verma I feel that

    • @namewithay
      @namewithay 4 роки тому +4

      It's my method for getting through 2020

  • @TheCaitlynStark
    @TheCaitlynStark 11 років тому +7

    "Be careful with your cute, it is extremely potent." Love this!

  • @avengethestarks
    @avengethestarks 11 років тому +1

    I was just thinking how cool it's going to be for Henry and Alice to see these videos when they get old enough to be curious about them. They are going to know their Uncle Hank and their dad on such a different level than they already know them as their family members, seeing their thoughts and passions and interests throughout however many years these vlogs continue. That's so cool! What an amazing and unique opportunity, as well as a tool to help them imagine their father and uncle complexly.

  • @BeakerInShortShorts
    @BeakerInShortShorts 10 років тому +44

    Hank, you made me tear up. Your turn with the babies. Do it for mankind (and you, it's so hard but so worth it).

    • @vampieofsavannie
      @vampieofsavannie 10 років тому +2

      Yes. Motion closed.

    • @truboo4268
      @truboo4268 9 років тому +1

      +BeakerInShortShorts The Hankatherine baby. What would the kid's name be?

    • @jameskong3894
      @jameskong3894 8 років тому +1

      +Bryan Cotto Angie. Short for Anglerfish.

    • @waynejohnson1786
      @waynejohnson1786 8 років тому +1

      +Bryan Cotto Kevin, Jeff.... Bob

    • @sheaelliott942
      @sheaelliott942 8 років тому +1

      He and the Katherine are expecting!! Finally, it's taken many years but finally, he will be a father too! Be prepared for November, that's when they are expecting their child to be born! I'm so happy and excited, I may cry. :)

  • @loveeelucy
    @loveeelucy 11 років тому +1

    I'm going to become an aunt soon as my first nephew is due to be born in 8 weeks and listening to this video put the biggest grin on my face you could possibly imagine!

  • @nehathejedi4962
    @nehathejedi4962 7 років тому +24

    Who's hallucinating now Hank?😂

  • @embrio.
    @embrio. 11 років тому

    One of the best vlogbros videos i have seen in a long while! Partially because it was so humorously inspirational, but also because it made me feel like a genuine baby for 3-and-a-half minutes.

  • @ashleycaveda
    @ashleycaveda 9 років тому +38

    I hope the way that paralyzed people get to walk again is by wearing huge robot suits so that I can become Mecha Ashley.

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams 8 років тому +3

      There's a company working on that. Unfortunately, the exoskeleton is called HAL, as in HAL 9000.

  • @NerdyBlurbs
    @NerdyBlurbs 11 років тому

    I started watching vlogbrothers from the very first brotherhood 2.0 video and I have now done it, I have finally caught up to their current videos. Wow, that only took a few weeks! Can't wait to see all the awesome that is created from this community now that I get to experience it in real time.

  • @Mumble785
    @Mumble785 11 років тому +5

    I bet John feels loved right now. xD He's very appreciative of you telling his baby to cry nonstop and cause him sleep-deprived hallucinations.
    Somebody needs to show Alice this when she's around 13. (And maybe film the reaction. xD)

  • @rosesinthegard3n
    @rosesinthegard3n 11 років тому

    This is the first video I've watched since my cat died. Thank you for making me smile again, Hank. You've always been pretty good at all that but now is really the time to thank you for it.

  • @eddiesaltgrate5536
    @eddiesaltgrate5536 8 років тому +12

    Good Morning Orin!

  • @megacrazy04
    @megacrazy04 11 років тому +1

    I'm not sure I know why exactly, but this video is among my favorite vlogbrothers videos ever - I just smile the whole time I'm watching. Welcome to the world, Alice. I wish you all the smiles, laughter, and inevitable embarrassment that will come from your wonderful father and uncle. DFTBA

  • @1224chrisng
    @1224chrisng 7 років тому +19

    Alice Green , Should Be Olive Green

  • @lb794
    @lb794 11 років тому

    this video seems like it would be pointless because why would we need to know how to be a baby but then you watch it and you still learn a bunch of things. I found myself nodding in agreement and thinking "oh how interesting" but it was also good to get a small update on Alice and see Hank's excitement about his niece. Congrats John and Sarah! Congrats Henry! You now have the older brother role. And welcome to the world, Alice! You have a wonderful family.

  • @nezumichat
    @nezumichat 11 років тому +3

    Henry and Alice are such beautiful names! I always thought I would like to name my daughter Alice ^_^

  • @AlwaysAllieB
    @AlwaysAllieB 11 років тому

    I can't wait for Alice, as a young adult, to see this.
    She'll appreciate it and all of its sass!

  • @tavabeingtava7351
    @tavabeingtava7351 9 років тому +75

    lets play a game. the next time you see hank touch his glasses take shots. Of milk. Or coffee. Since I am still underage

  • @zayrharodriguez
    @zayrharodriguez 11 років тому

    One of the best videos. I hope one day Alice watches this video a completely understands what you were trying to say.

  • @Nicoratboy
    @Nicoratboy 8 років тому +32

    I just remembered little Alice will have periods and to that I say good luck

    • @Nicoratboy
      @Nicoratboy 3 роки тому

      @@lijohnyoutube101 it’s true

    • @Nicoratboy
      @Nicoratboy 3 роки тому

      @@lijohnyoutube101 wait I wrote this 4 years ago and according to ty you commented 2 days ago. Why ?

    • @Nicoratboy
      @Nicoratboy 3 роки тому

      @@lijohnyoutube101 wow this video is making its rounds

    • @Nicoratboy
      @Nicoratboy 3 роки тому

      @@lijohnyoutube101 because it’s a thing that happens? I was probably on my period when I wrote this .

    • @Nicoratboy
      @Nicoratboy 3 роки тому

      @@lijohnyoutube101 because it is

  • @TheMichellemadison
    @TheMichellemadison 11 років тому

    I really enjoy how hank laughs at johns pain. Idk why it makes everything that much better

  • @staceysalvilla7814
    @staceysalvilla7814 9 років тому +4

    Best uncle evuuurrrrr. C:

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe 11 років тому +2

    I'm so happy for all the Greens. :) What a lovely brilliant talented family! Also: I am crazy-mega-excited for Craig's guest appearance. :D

  • @berwanderer7360
    @berwanderer7360 10 років тому +17

    I was waiting for the "Who the eff is Craig?" comments
    but most nerdfighters know who he is. lol

    • @supervoid2651
      @supervoid2651 10 років тому

      Nah, those are on John's videos because he addresses them to this freaky hank thing. Not that Hank is freaky, unless you count freaking awesome!

    • @truboo4268
      @truboo4268 9 років тому +1

      +Ber Wanderer Who the eff is Craig?

  • @sefumax
    @sefumax 11 років тому +1

    I'm always surprised that Hank is always so able to turn these hilarious videos into something deep and meaningful.

  • @madelyncrew5070
    @madelyncrew5070 11 років тому +19

    i think i like Hank better than John....im not saying i dont like you John but i kinda like hank better :)

  • @jademyers1914
    @jademyers1914 11 років тому

    Or the other way around- both sound pretty awesome.

  • @leahtrachtenberg9868
    @leahtrachtenberg9868 10 років тому +3

    That got deep

  • @danayaseen647
    @danayaseen647 11 років тому

    This was really good. Like science and poetry at the same time. You are fantastic Hank! Alice is really lucky to have John as her father and you as her uncle :)

  • @ApplesareDopeable
    @ApplesareDopeable 10 років тому +8

    XxD u r the best flipping Uncle ever

  • @Tatt17
    @Tatt17 11 років тому

    I can't help but think that these are really tips for a baby that is taken care of properly. I know it's dark, but i think of all the newborns around the world who are born and NOT fed or swaddled or cuddled, and it's true. On a lighter note this was a sweet sentiment for your niece, one that she will appreciate and show her just how loved she is. :) congrats, woo welcome baby Alice!

  • @Steelerfan345
    @Steelerfan345 10 років тому +3

    Lmao this was on my recommended list.
    Video title: How To Be a Baby Properly
    Upload date: 9 Months Ago

  • @chix18
    @chix18 11 років тому

    best uncle ever....Alice is going to love watching this when she grows up

  • @kimikohi
    @kimikohi 11 років тому

    I actually learned a lot from this. Thank you, Hank, for your insight on being a baby.

  • @GaylyLiving
    @GaylyLiving 4 роки тому

    Living for old vlog brothers video right now. A tiny glimpse of joy in 2020!

  • @jdtmehz
    @jdtmehz 11 років тому

    Thank you Darryl Wood.

  • @daviddockrell9705
    @daviddockrell9705 11 років тому

    Congratulations! And Welcome to the world Alice.

  • @blaise4981
    @blaise4981 7 років тому

    I sometimes still use this to relive my early childhood.

  • @denysecohen4293
    @denysecohen4293 11 років тому +1

    Believe it or not, among laughter nonetheless, I was tearing up. Congrats on being an uncle, Hank!

  • @MilcorTheMighty
    @MilcorTheMighty 11 років тому

    I needed this 18 years, 3 months, and 17 hours ago.

  • @mimb2036
    @mimb2036 11 років тому

    Can you imagine growing up in this kind of a family. All of these amazing youtubers as your surrogate aunts and uncles, having a legacy of Nerdfighteria. You've got videos waiting to be watched before you can even walk! These are some lucky children :)

  • @VivianJade
    @VivianJade 11 років тому

    I just noticed how freaking amazing Hank's voice sounds. Seriously, you sound SO good.

  • @acm997
    @acm997 11 років тому

    That intro is why I'm so happy about them choosing the name Alice. My name's Alice and now I get to feel like they're talking directly to me!

  • @spillarke
    @spillarke 11 років тому

    Congratulations, Uncle Hank and indeed, welcome to the world baby Alice!

  • @vivianabresch3065
    @vivianabresch3065 11 років тому

    It's so weird to be finally caught up on videos. And just in time for Alice!

  • @maosatela
    @maosatela 11 років тому

    i bet this guide will come in handy to many babies right now and even more yet to be born

  • @jordanvielee1198
    @jordanvielee1198 11 років тому

    I love your words.

  • @Poplopo
    @Poplopo 11 років тому

    This is unexpectedly one of my favorite Hank videos.

  • @MsEvaonAir
    @MsEvaonAir 11 років тому

    I'm sure John is absolutely delighted with all this advice. Especially the crying part.

  • @hintof_mint
    @hintof_mint 11 років тому

    Thoughts from Places was so perfect, omg.

  • @mihazeredo1
    @mihazeredo1 11 років тому

    awesome uncle, awesome dad! god, henry and alice are so lucky!

  • @jaabel249
    @jaabel249 11 років тому

    To John,
    Congrats with your new baby!
    Your thankful follower,
    Jose

  • @MilkmanNorm
    @MilkmanNorm 11 років тому

    Hank just made me cry.

  • @TestorshiaTheeOne
    @TestorshiaTheeOne 11 років тому

    Takes a big person to admit to their idiocy, and for that, I salute you.

  • @97KathyG
    @97KathyG 11 років тому

    Alice, you are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet!

  • @NanaV73
    @NanaV73 11 років тому

    I think Hank's first videos to John's children are two of my favorite videos. ^^ You're such a good uncle, Hank. :)

  • @xJennyMFx
    @xJennyMFx 11 років тому

    Hank is such a quality person. I can't even.

  • @Andrewz9oh4
    @Andrewz9oh4 11 років тому

    I think this is one of the best Hank videos yet.

  • @sarahlovehope
    @sarahlovehope 11 років тому

    just the awesomeness of Henry being Alice's big brother, makes me excited about humanity

  • @ZPRN17
    @ZPRN17 11 років тому

    Hank's such a good uncle. I believe Alice will use her inherited Awesome to take his advice to heart.

  • @TestorshiaTheeOne
    @TestorshiaTheeOne 11 років тому

    \O/ Yay for baby Alice! These first few years are the best! Constant napping, constant feeding and constant learning. May you grow up and see the love and hope your family (and Nerd Fighters) have for you and be great (and also smart-funny, because smart-funny girls totally rule).

  • @matthewjay660
    @matthewjay660 11 років тому

    HANK, this was the best vlogbrothers' video.

  • @paperbulletbice
    @paperbulletbice 11 років тому

    incredible uncle. love it.

  • @MsSunshine633
    @MsSunshine633 11 років тому +1

    It made my heart hurt when he didn't say, "John, I'll see you on Tuesday."

  • @isthisjasmin
    @isthisjasmin 11 років тому

    :) Oh dear I'm so happy for them! Alice really is somewhat a new beacon of hope for the future. With such an awesome family she and Henry will be the most made of awesome children of this new generation :)
    Also Hank: I doubt we'll ever forget about John, although we all alrteady miss him terribly and we definitely feel his absence.
    DFTBA

  • @DowningJ82
    @DowningJ82 11 років тому

    You are a great uncle Hank! Loved this video

  • @mynameisgeorgia100
    @mynameisgeorgia100 11 років тому

    it's so weird but i love it when you push up your glasses that's just great

  • @jewelschan
    @jewelschan 11 років тому +1

    Awwww you are such an adorably dorky uncle. I'm sure she will love you =3

  • @nullrand
    @nullrand 11 років тому

    Yay! you as a vlogbrother = pure awesomeness

  • @kpopcake19
    @kpopcake19 11 років тому

    Hank and John are both so amazingly amazeballs :D

  • @KarinaHunter
    @KarinaHunter 11 років тому

    First time I've ever watched your channel (got here from UA-camrs React) and absolutely LOVE-IT! THis has got to be THE best gift for any new parents (or rather their new bundle of joy via them) EVER!!! Wishing I new some expecant Mothers/Fathers right now So I could forward this to them as HIGH PRIORITY - AWESOME, HILARIOUS, DEEP just really great! Thanks for doing what you do... Now I must go, time to investigate the rest of your channel - hope it's all this good!

  • @unicorndropbear
    @unicorndropbear 11 років тому

    I love the idea that in 15 years time Alice can watch this back and appreciate how fucking awesome her uncle has been since day 1.

  • @acciobowties
    @acciobowties 11 років тому

    I cannot wait until Alice and Henry are old enough to watch and understand these sorts of videos about them. I think they'll be utterly amused, appreciative, and possibly embarrassed by the love of their dad and uncle.

  • @amyamyamy17
    @amyamyamy17 11 років тому

    Alice is the absolute PERFECT name for john's baby, oh my god. Brilliant.

  • @NecoEmme
    @NecoEmme 11 років тому

    I'm so happy! Alice has a wonderful mother and father, and a big brother to kick the ass of any boys who make her cry, this kid is going to have an awesome life.

  • @paradewithanm
    @paradewithanm 11 років тому

    I love John's baby names. Henry and Alice are just so... him. They're known but not super popular anymore. I think they're perfect. My siblings and I all have gaelic names (Ronan, Mairead, Kiernan, Eamon) so they're usually new to people we meet, and that's nice, but I think the simplicity of John's are spot on. I think he should make a video about naming children.

  • @TamySam231
    @TamySam231 11 років тому

    Gosh Hank, you are a great Uncle.

  • @Chezmeralda
    @Chezmeralda 11 років тому

    I can't wait for Hank to have a child, in which case this video will become extremely relevant to him and might make him wonder why he was such a good baby coach.

  • @puddingandoreos
    @puddingandoreos 11 років тому

    hank is just loving what his brother is going to go through

  • @5jlw
    @5jlw 11 років тому

    wow. welcome to the family.

  • @lemake72
    @lemake72 11 років тому

    Thanks!

  • @TheSpeedygonzalez23
    @TheSpeedygonzalez23 11 років тому

    I'm about 99.9% sure Alice will be one beautiful person. I really hope this child one day has a wonderful youtube channel as well...

  • @evanlinden4410
    @evanlinden4410 2 роки тому +1

    God I hope Orin sees this sometime soon

  • @flynnmaxwell7910
    @flynnmaxwell7910 11 років тому

    Me and my dad thing your videos are absolutely amazing. Both CrashCourse, Vlogbrothers, and the others. Viva La Nerdfighter!

  • @goober0ruler
    @goober0ruler 11 років тому

    This might be my favorite vlogbrothers video ever...

  • @jasekj919
    @jasekj919 11 років тому

    Congrats Green family!

  • @bittsandpieces
    @bittsandpieces 11 років тому

    2:50- My reaction to babies, puppies, kittens, my neighbors, Hank/John doing something extremely silly, my friend Sam, adorable You Tube videos, etc. Case in point.

  • @kousenjuu
    @kousenjuu 11 років тому

    A terrible beautiful world. Yep. Seems right to me! Stay cute, Alice, and stay awesome John, Hank, and the rest of Nerdfighteria!

  • @crimnymsin
    @crimnymsin 11 років тому

    As someone who recently had a baby... this is completely accurate and completely awesome.

  • @Chouetterargentee
    @Chouetterargentee 11 років тому

    It feels like just yesterday we were all welcoming Henry Green into the world.

  • @BlaqueValue
    @BlaqueValue 11 років тому

    That's was beautiful Hank. You niece is lucky.