Yay, it's summer! That means it's time for...preparing for the Christmas play! Huh? Check out the costume options and wish you could disappear when Miss Laura storms in. :(
could you please do a video explaining each character’s backstory and how they’re all connected?? cause i’ve noticed that other characters are hinted at in different videos and i’m just really curious. thanks!
Never commented on a video before but I just had to say you’re awesome. Thanks for making so many well put together videos. I absolutely love your accent and dedication. Much love from Poland.
Lynette is out of Jail and still doing nails... Love it!! Hahaha Mary your Roleplays are Amazing. As always I can watch these tons of times and never get tired of them. Great and consistent love it hahaha. Tons of smiles!
Omg! Two uploads on a restless night?! This is amazing! Thanks Mary! (I haven’t even watched it for a minute yet but I’m already laughing- Lynette cracks me up!)
"It goes good with rosacea." I cracked up! I have rosacea, and I'm all about the green concealer. Never thought of using a nail polish to counter it, but if Lynette says so...
I'm pretty sure after a few glasses of wine...even the Innkeeper's Donkey is sporting that Fuschia Tutu and sparkly top in Bethlehem...Grandma even wore a Hot to Trot T-Shirt at Church...Blood from a Turnip...always smells like bug spray...not a word Trish...too funny!!
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Mary, you are so creative and talented......and AWESOME!!! You put such zest, depth and great wit into your characters. I love them all. ❤️
Just like you I don’t usually comment on videos! BUT, I will tell u I am soooooo looking forward to the holidays coming and your store holiday walk throughs... PLEASE go to hobby lobby, target, Michaels, spirit and any other place to show the holiday stuff! You’re the best and I always see something you point out I didn’t know existed and then I go get it! Thank you for your videos :)
Had to look for a video where I could leave a comment, I hate that people are so awful to where you have to turn them off but wanted to say I hope you and your family stay safe during the upcoming hurricane. Thanks for all you do Mary.
I just want you to know Mary you are totally awesome and I love your videos. You put so much hard work into everything and I want you to know how much I appreciate you. Been following you for two years. You are the best ASMRTIST. Love from me over in the uk xxx
Why r u soooo awesome? How'd u know this was needed? Soooooo glad to have u at night time with my nausea. You are an effing blessing Mary. I ❤ur talking about everyday shit
Mary I've seen these earrings before and everytime I see them I think you did blue highlights in your hair but then I look closer and it's the earrings 😂
Aw, you're so kind! I always tell people that if they want to show their appreciation, just go out and do something nice for someone. That is thanks enough for me!
Please take care of yourself and take a break don't upload everyday, take a break, I don't want you to break down if you can't be consistent, we as fans love and support you, take care of yourself please 💛❤💙
SouthernASMR Sounds Ok.... Good for you, believe me when I say this none of your fans want you to overwork yourself We love you your asmr has made me feel so accepted ❤
I'm just sick of all of it. I'm trying to find the enjoyment that I used to feel when I made videos, but it seems to be slipping away. It's sad, really.
could you please do a video explaining each character’s backstory and how they’re all connected?? cause i’ve noticed that other characters are hinted at in different videos and i’m just really curious. thanks!
Lord, I've lost track of all their backstories!
Never commented on a video before but I just had to say you’re awesome. Thanks for making so many well put together videos. I absolutely love your accent and dedication. Much love from Poland.
Thank you!
I like your videos because you’re not afraid to be goofy and funny, which is not always a theme with ASMR.
Lynette is out of Jail and still doing nails... Love it!! Hahaha Mary your Roleplays are Amazing. As always I can watch these tons of times and never get tired of them. Great and consistent love it hahaha. Tons of smiles!
Also, Lynette getting high with Harvest is one of the best mental images I've ever had and I desperately wish I had the talent to draw that comic
My scalp is already tingling and I haven’t even put my headphones on yet!
‘It looks like Oscar the Grouch- oh, it’s a bouquet!’ 🤣
Omg! Two uploads on a restless night?! This is amazing! Thanks Mary! (I haven’t even watched it for a minute yet but I’m already laughing- Lynette cracks me up!)
I just choked on my drink over the Jimmy being kicked out of Walmart story. Seriously, Lynette needs her own tv show. I can’t stop laughing 😂
_"What was in those Granola Bars, Lynette!?"_
I laughed so hard at the granola part xD
That "granola bar" sounds like an edible 😂😂😂
i love your accent, i find the drawl so smooth and soothing....
"It goes good with rosacea." I cracked up! I have rosacea, and I'm all about the green concealer. Never thought of using a nail polish to counter it, but if Lynette says so...
I have it, too, and I am very familiar with the green concealer!
I watched this video to fall asleep but now I’m just uncontrollably laughing!!! 🤣
Jadah Manning right lol
I love Lynette ❤️ She’s amazing! You’re amazing too, I love your characters. You’re so talented 💜
Thank you!
I'm pretty sure after a few glasses of wine...even the Innkeeper's Donkey is sporting that Fuschia Tutu and sparkly top in Bethlehem...Grandma even wore a Hot to Trot T-Shirt at Church...Blood from a Turnip...always smells like bug spray...not a word Trish...too funny!!
Man oh man! David Lynch needs to hook you up for his next leading lady. I'm getting serious Janey E vibes here. LOL. Amazing actress! Xx
Loving your hair here! Looking so beautiful as always, Lynette 😉
Lord, Lynette got high 😂
I am actually crying because I’m so happy to see Lynette. I have been sick all day/night and this is the best medicine ever. 🙏🏼❤️
Miranda Ann hope u feel better soon😊
I LOVE LYNETTE and squeal when a new video comes up! "Did you not learn anything in that drum circle" lmao
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Mary, you are so creative and talented......and AWESOME!!! You put such zest, depth and great wit into your characters. I love them all. ❤️
I love this character. She is honestly my mood
Just like you I don’t usually comment on videos! BUT, I will tell u I am soooooo looking forward to the holidays coming and your store holiday walk throughs... PLEASE go to hobby lobby, target, Michaels, spirit and any other place to show the holiday stuff! You’re the best and I always see something you point out I didn’t know existed and then I go get it! Thank you for your videos :)
I love these stories your great at telling them, makes me feel like I'm in them 😊
Needed this tonight, started my new job this week and it's alot more than I've ever handled. Needed a restful night. Thanks a million Mary!
I love your role play. These I think, are my favorite. You’re the best! ❤️
A "Drum Circle" is always the best solution for everything. Especially when the evil men in 3 piece suits are coming.
😂 + Granola bar.
OMG! OMG! Lynette is back! I liked it before I watched it. I'm so early but at the same time I'm 4 minutes late 😂😂😂😂😂
The little scissor gave me tingles 💜😊
Awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!! YES I USED ALL THEM EXCLAMATION MARKS like that other lady in your mean comment video from earlier. But mine are all good 😉
Your videos are so comforting, M. Thank you!
Had to look for a video where I could leave a comment, I hate that people are so awful to where you have to turn them off but wanted to say I hope you and your family stay safe during the upcoming hurricane. Thanks for all you do Mary.
Sister Lynette has returned!!! I’m so excited for this!!!
Idk why I read this as "southern mom does your makeup" But that would be a great video.
peopleandanimalslovm yes!
I don't remember Granola bars ever being that powerful. A snickers bar could give you peace of mind,but Granola? Lol
I loveee how every role play she is so sassy to someone 😂 I love her
Perfect for my sleepless night! Thank you
Perfect timing! I just finished your last video, about five minutes ago, and then I got the notification. I thought, "Yep, that's Lynette!"
Oh, Mary, this was wonderful!!! I don’t have words to tell you how much I enjoyed this! Definitely one of my favorites! 😊👏🏻👍🏻😘
MARY I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU ARE AMAZING!!
Aria Lee Thank you so much! 🙂
Thank you so much for this ♡♡♡ Cleaning the house is so much more fun with a friend who loves to gossip.
So happy to see Lynette again!
I just want you to know Mary you are totally awesome and I love your videos. You put so much hard work into everything and I want you to know how much I appreciate you. Been following you for two years. You are the best ASMRTIST. Love from me over in the uk xxx
I am getting married in October, can you do my nails ? Lol
Roslynd Fuller Sure! I don't know why, though, but I imagine Lynette not actually doing a very good job. Lol
She won't be happy with your choice of color & will probably talk you out of the waiddin'
Lynette always makes me laugh!! Thank you so much Mary!!
I am jealous. I want some special granola & a drum circle too!
I needed some special granola after making my "reading hate comments" video, which I made right before this.
Omg I wanna be in a drum circle with Lynette
I can only imagine the comments she was making!
SouthernASMR Sounds lololololololol drum circle asmr?
I love these so much. Thank you for your hard work. 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
As soon as you said "huh", i started laughing😂
I'm new to Lynette and I love her. I also love your outfit! Red and white and blue, it suits you!
I honestly love your channel so much ❤️
Thank you!
YAY! I love videos with Lynette. Thank you for all of the amazing videos you make for us, Mary! Love you lots
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Lynette: “Hold still”
You’re an ASMR genius
Why r u soooo awesome? How'd u know this was needed? Soooooo glad to have u at night time with my nausea. You are an effing blessing Mary. I ❤ur talking about everyday shit
I love Lynette! I have watched this video so many times. I'm still trying to figure out her top, is that one shirt?
Oh, I love a good Lynette manicure! I picked up a couple of shades of Insta-Dri since you recommended it and I really enjoy them! Thanks for the tip!
Omg I would love for you to do my nails id probably fall asleep! So relaxed! Ahhhh amazing ..
Mary, fuck the haters!!! You post more than any other ASMRtist! And you work and raise two kids! Bless their hearts, pay them no mind!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Love your videos your so good at everything you do!! 😁😊 Can you possibly make another eating, whisper & gossip video?
cant forget those monogram towels 😂😂
I love your videos they make my day. Thank you so much for making videos and taking time out of your busy day 💖❤️
Do you have another receptionist video coming up? Love your videos by the way.
Thank you southernasmrsounds for making my days great! :)
Yessss! More Lynette! I love Lynette! You are amazing at ASMR
so excited to see another lynette video we stan a southern legend! you're amazing mary!! 💕
This is so funny Mary 😆, I enjoy all your role plays.
Yes!!!! I’m so excited I love your role plays so much
I saw your other video from last night. You keep doing you, and don’t let the idjits get you down!!
Thank you!
Mary I've seen these earrings before and everytime I see them I think you did blue highlights in your hair but then I look closer and it's the earrings 😂
Your lovely and I adore ur videos, people should respect you and your channel! Keep up the good work x
Thank you!
Love role plays Lynette is so cute thank you Mary !!!💓💘💝
Can Lynette please have her own sit com series? 😄
Or that weird canola bar
i literally could not stop laughing
When I yawn or eat nachos 😂😂😂
Omg, I love your accent!!
You’re amazing. (I hope this was the comment you woke up to this morning) Have a great Sunday!
Awe I’m so early! Just as I was about to go to sleep. Thank you! ❤️
I love your role plays.
Thank you so much!
more than welcome.
I applaud you for two videos in one night! And the content is amazing as always! Keep up the great work!
I think my personal best was five videos in one night. Making two is slacking off. LOL
SouthernASMR Sounds haha! Mary, I don’t know how you do it with 2 kids and a job. You are great!
Yesss! I’ve missed her
You would be such a great actress
You are so funny and talented!!
Thank you!
Is there a way for us to show appreciation for your videos? Such as a paypal or patreon? :)
Aw, you're so kind! I always tell people that if they want to show their appreciation, just go out and do something nice for someone. That is thanks enough for me!
thank you i'm so stressed rn and can't sleep at all
This is my first time seeing Lynette.
Holy crap this was funny
Girl, lol, you are soooooo funny!!!!! 💗
Your're on fire with your videos!
YESSSS FROM KY BORN AND RAISED
Brilliant! 😄
I love Lynette ❤️
Haha the sass
Omg yas
Miss Laura. Haahahaha.
Miss Laura may or may not be based on my next-door neighbor. Maybe.
Can you do another Harvest video? Those are the best!!
Please take care of yourself and take a break don't upload everyday, take a break, I don't want you to break down if you can't be consistent, we as fans love and support you, take care of yourself please 💛❤💙
I'm only doing what I want to do, I promise. Once it's too much, I'll quit.
SouthernASMR Sounds Ok.... Good for you, believe me when I say this none of your fans want you to overwork yourself
We love you your asmr has made me feel so accepted ❤
I'm just sick of all of it. I'm trying to find the enjoyment that I used to feel when I made videos, but it seems to be slipping away. It's sad, really.
SouthernASMR Sounds Explore more! Enjoy yourself and your family don't stress as much as you used to
Thank you 😊