Well you could be a criminal. If a short pat down on a random people, could possibly save numerous people from deadly terrorism, then I say pat away. If you are going to be a petulant selfish brat about it, & throw a tantrum, you shouldn't be allowed to fly commercial. The Constition has Never been "Absolute". If you want to act like a silly irrational libertarian about it, I can easily give you examples...Try expressing your 1st Amendment Right to Free Speech by Shouting ~ "Fire" in a Crowded Theater if there's no "Fire". You will be Arrested. Try expressing your 1st Amendment Right to Free Speech by making a Direct Death Threat. If you do that, you will be Arrested. Try Exercising your 2nd Amendment by buying Nuclear Warheads. LMAO! Good Luck on that one. The point is, there's always been Limitations on Constituional Rights. Grow Up!
Terrorists LOVE Jesse. They want him to run again so we do away with all airport security. They aren't treating you like a criminal, they are making sure you aren't a criminal, Mensa.
@@bikeman78 you must love the gay disco collapsing empire police state. Must be one of the so called liberals who wants to go to war with Russia and loves your daddy govt. telling you what to think. Tyranny, but with rainbow flags and trans children!!!!
I don't really know what's fair to him. But, for whatever reason, due to the public safety of everyone, it just seems to me that if ya' have metal in your body, you just have to tolerate being patted down. It doesn't take that long and security isn't doing a cavity check for crying out loud. He's able to go where he needs to go. So, he's flying on a private carrier. Problem solved I suppose. It probably costs him more. His choice. Just my opinions.
I FEEL THAT A SIMPLE X-RAY WALK THROUGH, AFTER INFORMING TSA, THAT YOUS DO HAVE METAL IN YOUR BODY, THAT WOULD BE MORE THAN SUFFICIENT SIR….. I HAVE METAL TOO, AN X-RAY WOULD PROVE YOUR POINT, THAT YOU’VE TOLD THE TRUTH, ESPECIALLY, BEING A GOVERNOR OF MINNESOTA SIR…..YEAH, I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE POINT CHECKS, GOING IN AND OUT OF THE COUNTRY TOO SIR…..DU RUCK JESSE!!! LOVED YOUR CONSPIRACY SHOW WHILE IT LASTED, NO WONDER THEY TOOK THAT OFF THE BROADCAST SIR….👊🏻😎♥️🇺🇸 P.S., SORRY WHAT CHRIS KYLE DID TO YOUS…..
"I was a frogman. In the seals I could hold my breath for 27 minutes and they called me the snorkle, the submarine. Now I don't even live in the continental United States, I live in the Baja with my 150 wild dogs"
"And my 150 dogs protect my silo. I have a silo full of tortillas. I have a taco shack right on the water where I make fish tacos with chili and the crem-fresh.
"They called me prairie dog because i was always in the trenches. In vietnam i got a spike stuck up my ass and i couldnt figure out why nixon sent me to this war and why my ass still hurts. While you were sitting in your office i was sitting on spike up my ass. Do you know how that feels do yea?
You and Jessie are just overly entitled. You don't have a right to bring whatever you want on a private airline. Obviously we need to screen people before getting on an airplane.
@@jeremymcpherson007 shit doesn't do anything. It keeps failing constantly, and it's to keep the gullible, and mindless Happy. Honestly their has already been massive improvement without bothering for this tsa crap. Reinforced doors, and increase in air Marshal does a better task than the tsa.
I understand completely! My 80 yr. old dad had two knee replacements. He told them at the airport and the wand verified that but my God, the multiple pat downs, wanded over and over, take off your belt etc. Totally needless and humiliating!
I have metal in my neck. They can wand me all they want. Doesnt bother me at all. If thats price to keep me safe its such minor inconvenience. People just like complaining. When plain blows up they ll be screaming wny everybody wasnt checked. Cant win
I guess I just don’t get how doing something that you know you might have to do and have to do for other safety is humiliating. Have fun with it I laugh.
It definitely wasn’t an issue with airport security… those planes were not flown by middle eastern “terrorists”. The CIA did it. Flying two planes into those towers takes a lot of skill and two planes wouldn’t have caused a dent in the integrity of the structure.
@@oopsydaizi3s824 no. It’s like a mosquito hitting a net. Those buildings were built to withstand that. The jet fuel cannot get hot enough to melt them. Also, there was molten steel for weeks after the demolition which could never been caused by the fuel, only termite. As well as tower 7 being on fire even though it was never hit. The pentagon was “hit by a plane” but no plane debris to be found. CIA went and took all video evidence of that attack from local stores that had cameras showing the pentagon. Too much weird shit. They wanted the towers attacked to have a reason to start a war. To start the “department of defense” and the person who started it immediately quit the and headed a company that directly profits from the war.
They’re making sure you don’t have any illegal firearms or blunt instruments. That’s the way it goes when you go flying and not being treated like a criminal. It’s for safety.
That’s a really great idea. Then we have more crimes committed and more terrorist acts against us. Just one question: do you think before you type or speak? Or does this kind of stupidity just come natural to you?
Lmao. All of you in the comments have clearly never been a brown man in America. I flew 65,000 miles for work in 2021 and I can’t even explain how much this shit happens to me. Y’all live in a dream world.
We are very much tired of you blaming everything on your skin color. Everything that happens to a non-white also happens to whites. And I would say to a greater extent because whites don’t have the privileges that others do.
“In the 70s, I moonlighted at a daycare and watched the Nixon kids during Watergate. I saw it all happen. Don’t tell me, I was there! I wouldn’t have voted for either of them.”
Right? He was asked a personal question so he answered personally then you got this guy youre replying to being sassy about it as if it should have any reason to bother him lol. This country really got soft @joeodd2
How about every day in the black community. Every one isn't a criminal because you have darker skin. That's why you see videos of cop encounters were the civilian is angry and don't want to comply. Because they are saying the same thing in their mind Jesse.
@@NiggletFarm well for one I'm not a coward, two I'm law enforcement and I see first hand account of civil rights being violated in which the Doj is now involved with my department for such acts. You don't even know the half of what's going on I have proof of corruption even in the mayor's office so bow down before you get owned. Speak what is fact not opinion. I never said every one because their is some who are dead wrong and criminals. But that don't justify treat every one the same.
I agree with him! Why i will never go to Walmart also! 😇 ... haven't been since 2006 and tbh don't even miss it bc i have a backpack on me all the time and will not take it off to go shopping with a basket to put stuff! I get that ppl are shoplifting like crazy but i don't and im tired of corporations not knowing the diff between an honest customer and a theif🙄💖 go Jesse!
![Former Governor Jesse Ventura’s Minnesota senate testimony in support of legalizing cannabis [FULL]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/D2YzC76Ojq8/mqdefault.jpg)
All I hear is Will Sasso now. 😄
Yes, I was belly laughing at him with Theo.
Don't tell me you don't have 3-4 reps left in you...
BAHA
😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha
When I fly to the Baja.
I own 150 dogs. How many dogs do you own? I bet you don't own any because you're not a patriot
Baaaahhhhhjjjjaaaaa
Bahasota lol
Bajasota
@@IRON.392where were you??
Jesse does an incredible Will Sasso impersonation
This is the best comment
“I was doing tricep extensions in the the Gulf of Tonkin. I’m a frogman so are you Chris. Come on now.”
Kross has an extremely underrated Body impression
Dont tell me you didn't have 5 more
lol. Please stop!
"I was the governor of MinnaSOHDA after coming back from the Gulf of Tonkin"
IN THE BAJA...
I call it Bahasohda…
Did I ever tell you I was a Navy Seal?
Well why don’t you tell me, if you’re such a patriot
They don't pat you down in The Baja.
Baja-sota 😭😭
Not unless you pay then $20
@@MjG90baaahhhhhjjaaaasoottaaa
😂😂😂
This 🤣
"Don't tell me I don't get treated like a criminal at an airport. I was there."
Well you could be a criminal. If a short pat down on a random people, could possibly save numerous people from deadly terrorism, then I say pat away. If you are going to be a petulant selfish brat about it, & throw a tantrum, you shouldn't be allowed to fly commercial. The Constition has Never been "Absolute". If you want to act like a silly irrational libertarian about it, I can easily give you examples...Try expressing your 1st Amendment Right to Free Speech by Shouting ~ "Fire" in a Crowded Theater if there's no "Fire". You will be Arrested. Try expressing your 1st Amendment Right to Free Speech by making a Direct Death Threat. If you do that, you will be Arrested. Try Exercising your 2nd Amendment by buying Nuclear Warheads. LMAO! Good Luck on that one. The point is, there's always been Limitations on Constituional Rights. Grow Up!
Why don't you tell ME?
@@raypowers8083 Tell you what? Tell you that pressing on an UPPERCASE button doesn't intimidate anybody.
Oh fuck, so perfect 👌
Thank you for your service
"Why don't you tell me why I don't fly commercial anymore."
Terrorists LOVE Jesse. They want him to run again so we do away with all airport security. They aren't treating you like a criminal, they are making sure you aren't a criminal, Mensa.
“-If you’re such a patriot.”
@@RandoCalrizian "I guess you must have been there?"
Perfect reply! @@RandoCalrizian
“There are no direct flights from the Baja to the Gulf of Tonkin.”
Sounds like the TSA never climbed the rope ladder with Demo Dick or the Master Chief.
He's remembering a country that doesn't exist anymore...
So are you
@@nickclark18 Image this… the world changed. Clearly you’ve never left your trailer park in the good old u….s….a
@@bikeman78 you must love the gay disco collapsing empire police state. Must be one of the so called liberals who wants to go to war with Russia and loves your daddy govt. telling you what to think. Tyranny, but with rainbow flags and trans children!!!!
Ah spoken like a true nondisabled person
sure it does - just don't fly
“Well why don’t you tell me why I won’t fly commercial.”
says 'why don't you tell me?' then proceeds to talk for 1700 years to hours long
If you're such a patriot...
This one got me 😂
Damm you beat me to it!🤣
Don't tell me you don't fly commercial, I was there!
"But I fought off the entire TSA...armed only with a polar bear femur and a silo full of tortillas."
Holy shit 😂
I can see him saying this.
“Do I feel comfortable at the airport? I was a frogman in the Gulf of Tonkin. What do you think?”
Best comment of 2023
Beautiful
"In Costa Rica, they only have TWO laws. And the TSA has led us astray"
“Well why don’t you tell me why the continental untited states treats the metal in my body like a criminal!?”
Down in the Baja, "I'm an hour from pavement and electricity".
He’s got metal in his body, from being shot when He was in the Gulf and got treated in the baha, now He lives there with his 150 wild dogs.
"They all know I'm the head Honchos, the big Kahuna."😂
I think he was a seal in Vietnam buddy.
@@jeffreyval9665 Jokes, not everyone understands them or appreciates them. To those people ,,!,,__(-_-)__,,!,,
I don't really know what's fair to him. But, for whatever reason, due to the public safety of everyone, it just seems to me that if ya' have metal in your body, you just have to tolerate being patted down. It doesn't take that long and security isn't doing a cavity check for crying out loud. He's able to go where he needs to go. So, he's flying on a private carrier. Problem solved I suppose. It probably costs him more. His choice. Just my opinions.
You’re fake news
Holy shyt! Will Sasso is spot on😂
You motherfuxker! You beat me to it!
Sasso sounds more like Jessie than Jessie.
It’s all because of the two paaaaaarrettti sustyuum.
What with the same 3 sentences he spits out every interview 😴😴
@@AhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaI’m sure your impression game is awesome. . Loser
I had to scroll down three comments to make sure we’re on the right track. Keep up the good work fellas 🫡
I would never fly commercial again, I agree with a Jesse, I haven’t taken a commercial flight since 1991, if I traveled,I’ll drive to my destination.
Why is jesse ventura doing an impression of will sasso?
Why don't you tell me..
That’s funny lol
@@BICfootball92that was clever. Bravo.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Why is the obese "comic" beefing with a guy whos made it already?
I FEEL THAT A SIMPLE X-RAY WALK THROUGH, AFTER INFORMING TSA, THAT YOUS DO HAVE METAL IN YOUR BODY, THAT WOULD BE MORE THAN SUFFICIENT SIR….. I HAVE METAL TOO, AN X-RAY WOULD PROVE YOUR POINT, THAT YOU’VE TOLD THE TRUTH, ESPECIALLY, BEING A GOVERNOR OF MINNESOTA SIR…..YEAH, I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE POINT CHECKS, GOING IN AND OUT OF THE COUNTRY TOO SIR…..DU RUCK JESSE!!! LOVED YOUR CONSPIRACY SHOW WHILE IT LASTED, NO WONDER THEY TOOK THAT OFF THE BROADCAST SIR….👊🏻😎♥️🇺🇸 P.S., SORRY WHAT CHRIS KYLE DID TO YOUS…..
"I was a frogman. In the seals I could hold my breath for 27 minutes and they called me the snorkle, the submarine. Now I don't even live in the continental United States, I live in the Baja with my 150 wild dogs"
27 minutes? You joking ? 😂
@@jessegonzales1788you dont joke in the Gulf of Tonkin. He was there chris, he was there
2.7 minutes.
"And my 150 dogs protect my silo. I have a silo full of tortillas. I have a taco shack right on the water where I make fish tacos with chili and the crem-fresh.
"They called me prairie dog because i was always in the trenches. In vietnam i got a spike stuck up my ass and i couldnt figure out why nixon sent me to this war and why my ass still hurts. While you were sitting in your office i was sitting on spike up my ass. Do you know how that feels do yea?
He sounds just like Will Sasso
Gang gang
😂😂😂😂
“Sir we need to pat you down”
“I don’t have time to pat”
Yeah your the one that felt comfortable rolling around on the mat with grown men. We all have our issues.
“I wouldn’t vote for either of them” Will Sasso 😂😂😂😂
You're problem
That's why I don't fly. It's ridiculous that these policies are still in place.
It is, but people want their security theater even though it doesn't accomplish anything.
You and Jessie are just overly entitled. You don't have a right to bring whatever you want on a private airline. Obviously we need to screen people before getting on an airplane.
@@jeremymcpherson007 shit doesn't do anything. It keeps failing constantly, and it's to keep the gullible, and mindless Happy. Honestly their has already been massive improvement without bothering for this tsa crap. Reinforced doors, and increase in air Marshal does a better task than the tsa.
Tell us, which Middle Eastern Country are you from? Iran? Saudi Arabia? Yemen? Gaza?
You make it too obvious 😂😂😂
@@Vinny.X US. When I see crippled kids in wheel chairs getting searched while grown men justify such actions like cowards for the illusion of safety
I understand completely! My 80 yr. old dad had two knee replacements. He told them at the airport and the wand verified that but my God, the multiple pat downs, wanded over and over, take off your belt etc. Totally needless and humiliating!
Ok so then someone who wants to do harm claims they just have metal knees and they can go on through onto the plane. Sounds great
I have metal in my neck. They can wand me all they want. Doesnt bother me at all. If thats price to keep me safe its such minor inconvenience. People just like complaining. When plain blows up they ll be screaming wny everybody wasnt checked. Cant win
I guess I just don’t get how doing something that you know you might have to do and have to do for other safety is humiliating. Have fun with it I laugh.
So you want a free country but no security measures. 🤡 mentality
911= inside job & now the general public is the enemy . shalom
Why don’t you fly commercial?
“Well why don’t you tell me?”
He forgot to offer the interviewer an orange soda or Mr. Pibb.
This man literally is patches o'houlihan IRL
Dodge. Duck. Dip. Dive. And, dodge...
"Why don't you tell me what happened on 9/11."
It definitely wasn’t an issue with airport security… those planes were not flown by middle eastern “terrorists”. The CIA did it.
Flying two planes into those towers takes a lot of skill and two planes wouldn’t have caused a dent in the integrity of the structure.
@@BGIANAKyidk man , a commercial jet seems big enough to fuck up a skyscraper. Js
@@oopsydaizi3s824 no. It’s like a mosquito hitting a net. Those buildings were built to withstand that. The jet fuel cannot get hot enough to melt them.
Also, there was molten steel for weeks after the demolition which could never been caused by the fuel, only termite. As well as tower 7 being on fire even though it was never hit. The pentagon was “hit by a plane” but no plane debris to be found. CIA went and took all video evidence of that attack from local stores that had cameras showing the pentagon.
Too much weird shit. They wanted the towers attacked to have a reason to start a war. To start the “department of defense” and the person who started it immediately quit the and headed a company that directly profits from the war.
Sorry but 9-11 was a pysop operation just like covid.
@@BGIANAKythey had weapons on board
Thermite paint… mind control… I was a fighter, I was a governor, I was a navy SEAL…
Mmmm...Ok.
@@shelley4746 it’s okay if you don’t get it.
a balloon blower upper
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc clearly you get it.
@@milesmayhem5440 thanks tough guy
He just made a popping sound mid sentence. Impressive.
I have metal in my body and I never get padded down while at the airport so I don’t know what he’s talking about.
That expression on the interviewer's face totally says:
Hey dudes, im asking him the question lol Make sure you're getting this
Nice one 😂😂
They also don’t give ya a tortilla with scrambled eggs.
Bring Minnesota to the Baja, call it BAJASOTAAAAA
Does the TSA not know he is the former governor of Minnesota
Hes a whistle blower!!! This is why!!! It happens to people who speak the truth
Is it impossible for a former governor to commit a terrorist act?
Does they not know he is just on his way to the Bajaaaa?
TSA doesn’t give AF who you are. You come through their checkpoint and alarm their machines …YOURE GETTING THEM PAWS PUT ON YOU FLAT OUT.
“Well why don’t YOU tell ME?” - J. Ventura
They’re making sure you don’t have any illegal firearms or blunt instruments. That’s the way it goes when you go flying and not being treated like a criminal. It’s for safety.
Will Sasso really NAILED this
My uncle has metal in his body, too. And he absolutely LOVES the extra attention at airports. He doesn’t even tell them he has metal in his body. 😂😂😂😂
He’s probably a brainwashed statist
Yeah but can your uncle hold his breath for 19 minutes?
@@empire0 - Nope. But sometimes I wish he’d try……
Is your uncle named the T800?
@@empire0Only when he eats fish tacos…
Hahaha everyone came to watch shorts of Ventura to see how how well Sasso impersonated him
How do you kids even know who Will Sasso is? People are spending 12 hours a day online. This is proof. #Addicts
I’m tired of being treated like a criminal and that’s why I to move to the Baja where I’m not the criminal because I was there Graham.
The fact that every man, woman and even older children have to go thru it is unreal but I guess in the times we live its necessary.
Will Sasso is getting seriously good at this impression!
God bless u jessie thank u for your service my man stay lit
They won't let me take my tortillas
Flying commercial is like getting onto your public bus
Long as the TSA exists, believe me: I'll "never forget."
Whether you like him or not Jesse Ventura has had an amazing life he questions authority and he's just a complete legend
“Everyone should feel comfortable brushing their teeth three times a week, that’s what I learned as a Navy Seal”
Sasso is so on point it’s perfect
"well, why don't you tell me what happened?...."
The safety of the people come first. There are always things we must do that we don’t want to do. It’s called Life.
Can we PLEASE stop this insanity?!?
Guys a parody of himself now and I'm here for it 😂
How so?..
He does a great Will Sasso impression
His Will Sasso impression is spot on, wow.
Will sasso nailed this impersonation.
TSA should be abolished.
Agree. They are Mafia
Until the muslims cause a problem ahain
That’s a really great idea. Then we have more crimes committed and more terrorist acts against us. Just one question: do you think before you type or speak? Or does this kind of stupidity just come natural to you?
Definitely
Until you fall 30,000 feet from the air. Nah I’ll let them my bags make sure yours is first .
“And I only brush in the BAJA”
That shirt is fly as hell
Must be a healthy amount of steel riding along
I'm with you. I have an artificial hip (thanks army) and I am SICK and tired of having people stick their hands in my pants..... I'd rather drive
He does a perfect Will Sasso
underrated
As long it's a female who pats me down I'm fine.
TSA are the mall cops of the airport . FTP
They Suck A$$
Tell them that next time you arrive . See if you make your flight on time 😂😂😂
Well you don’t see Wolverine complaining so
"why don't you tell me why i don't fly commercial?"
I have no metal in my body, but I am also treated like a criminal. Everybody is these days…
Jesse deserves a pass from the TSA.
So you're ok letting passengers carrying metal onto a plan.
"Why don't YOU tell me why I don't fly commercial!"
“Don’t tell me about it. I was there, down in the *BAJA* Dug in there like an Alabama tick. So don’t tell me it didn’t happen. I was a navy seal”
Screw ur freedom ! - Arnold Naegar
That’s what people said about convid masks and the jabs
I hope Will Sasso incorporates this into his impression.
Lmao. All of you in the comments have clearly never been a brown man in America. I flew 65,000 miles for work in 2021 and I can’t even explain how much this shit happens to me. Y’all live in a dream world.
Yeah man it's great. I just renewed my White Privilege membership and I should be getting July's check in about a week...
@@seanhanley7705dude we switched to direct deposit. You didnt get the memo in last months White Might newsletter?
We are very much tired of you blaming everything on your skin color. Everything that happens to a non-white also happens to whites.
And I would say to a greater extent because whites don’t have the privileges that others do.
I fly in blackface because theTSA is yousually White women's.
Null Pink would get you through airport security in a flash
I'm so stoked the comments are all Will Sasso.
That chip on his shoulder is insane. He's rich ffs.
Get over yourself lol. Lying on him to keep grappling w your delusions
How do you know? Were you there? What say you to that, if you're such a patriot?
@@michaelfarrow5817 lmao exactly
Money can buy happiness apparently
@TheOrangeRoad No it should give freedom to consider other peoples situations and realise your life isn't that bad....
GOT SOME METALS IN MY BODY TOO JESSE……THANK YOU FOR BEING A REAL MANN BRÜDER!!👏🏻💙🧜🏻♂️
Amen brother ❤ we all sick to death of TSA clowns 🤡 having so much power
There’s always GREYHOUND
“In the 70s, I moonlighted at a daycare and watched the Nixon kids during Watergate. I saw it all happen. Don’t tell me, I was there! I wouldn’t have voted for either of them.”
I can't bring all my dogs on the flight...you tell me why I have north of 150 trained dogs..
It’s not just about you, “we” the people go through the the same treatment, we all live in a different time, so times are different Jesse 🇺🇸
But it is about him. He didn't like the system and chose to opt out and fly privately. I see no problem here.
Right? He was asked a personal question so he answered personally then you got this guy youre replying to being sassy about it as if it should have any reason to bother him lol. This country really got soft @joeodd2
Spoken like a subject rather than a free man/woman.
Jesse is and always has been my hero ❤ ✊🏻
This guy should have been president
😅🤣😅🤣
Only thing I got from this is Ventura apparently doesn’t like to brush his teeth.
“I’ve been around for thousands of years, I’m an angel, I know you”
How about every day in the black community. Every one isn't a criminal because you have darker skin. That's why you see videos of cop encounters were the civilian is angry and don't want to comply. Because they are saying the same thing in their mind Jesse.
Or maybe they don’t comply because they’ve actually done a crime? Or have a warrant? Did that cross your little mind? I dare you to argue this coward.
He won’t argue. And if he does he’ll victimize black people instead of addressing higher crime statistics
@@NiggletFarm well for one I'm not a coward, two I'm law enforcement and I see first hand account of civil rights being violated in which the Doj is now involved with my department for such acts. You don't even know the half of what's going on I have proof of corruption even in the mayor's office so bow down before you get owned. Speak what is fact not opinion. I never said every one because their is some who are dead wrong and criminals. But that don't justify treat every one the same.
I mean, there is about 100x more crime, if you can somehow believe the wassist statistics
he is a patriot.
He is a NUT!
Jessie is above the "Common People" he's ALWAYS had that attitude, from Wrestling to Governor. Never could understand why people buy into his BS.
He can’t just comply. Privilege perceive
Wish I could afford to avoid TSA.
Unfortunately, that's the POINT of TSA.
I stay home. The rich don't.
He's mentally unstable, I wouldn't feel safe having that fool aboard the same flight.
People like you are what’s wrong with the country
Great man, Jesse rules
Many don't get what he means about being treated like a criminal but if you get it you just do!
I agree with him!
Why i will never go to Walmart also! 😇 ... haven't been since 2006 and tbh don't even miss it bc i have a backpack on me all the time and will not take it off to go shopping with a basket to put stuff! I get that ppl are shoplifting like crazy but i don't and im tired of corporations not knowing the diff between an honest customer and a theif🙄💖 go Jesse!
Ya, I agree, but what's the alternative. I don't like getting on plane wondering if someone is gonna hijack it either lol.
Probably the Hendrix t-shirt while spouting conspiracies about the Denver Airport.