What’s the Point of Marriage? - Spank Horton

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  • @Kei-Kei
    @Kei-Kei 4 роки тому +1193

    That emergency contact one was a good one.

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- 4 роки тому +1

      YEAH, 😕☺👏

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 4 роки тому +2

      You're allowed to have more than one. Not sure what the issue was.

    • @zonepistolez6385
      @zonepistolez6385 4 роки тому +2

      Your smile is good to luv

    • @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106
      @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 4 роки тому +1

      Yep it is i got into with my ex wife putting her son on there. Then your son need to take care your ass 😆

    • @rowen0fstrata
      @rowen0fstrata 4 роки тому

      This is the top comment?
      Good observation?

  • @beckymarie8720
    @beckymarie8720 4 роки тому +144

    "Haha I dont have to listen to you no more I heard what the preacher said It's till death do us part"😂😂😂😂😂 cracked me up!!!

  • @Cesarican
    @Cesarican 4 роки тому +362

    Sounds like Bernie Mac and Kevin rolled together. He's funny

    • @raydavis2793
      @raydavis2793 4 роки тому +6

      Robin Harris Too (LOWKEY)

    • @QdaChosenOne23
      @QdaChosenOne23 4 роки тому +4

      Yes, looks like robin harris and wesley snipes

    • @SidyDidIt
      @SidyDidIt 3 роки тому +2

      Came here to say this and you already said it lol🤣

    • @Cesarican
      @Cesarican 3 роки тому +2

      @@SidyDidIt Bernie Hart 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @LordZevv
      @LordZevv 3 роки тому +2

      @@Cesarican nah. Kevin Mac

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 4 роки тому +170

    Two bodies on the side of the road. Of their cell phone's going off lololol

  • @brandonphresh8274
    @brandonphresh8274 4 роки тому +1018

    You can definitely tell he write for Kevin Hart

    • @vinkeyla23
      @vinkeyla23 4 роки тому +20

      Brandon Phresh yup

    • @lamarlandry188
      @lamarlandry188 4 роки тому +39

      Or vice versa

    • @grandhustla101boi
      @grandhustla101boi 4 роки тому +73

      Lamar Landry no no lmaoooo good try

    • @d0cn0tes
      @d0cn0tes 4 роки тому +39

      Spank and Kev are from philly...I seen them both at the Laugh house often. What I remember about Spank was that he was hardcore-- he would come on stage with a Heineken bottle in his hand-- back in the day :)))) . Spank has incorporated some of Kevin's style. But its all good. With Kev descending now, Spank know he got mouths to feed.

    • @TK-ev
      @TK-ev 4 роки тому +17

      @@d0cn0tes descending? Kev set to make millions more this year 😂

  • @PrinceCL3V3RPWilliam
    @PrinceCL3V3RPWilliam 4 роки тому +464

    “Marriage certificates should be treated like a driver’s license. Every 4 years, you have the option to renew it...or nah”
    -Spank Horton-
    💡🤔🤣👍🏿✊🏿😂🤣

  • @cherylvaughn2215
    @cherylvaughn2215 4 роки тому +49

    Lmao!!
    2 bodies on the side of the road, both cell phones goin off!🤣🤣

  • @linda6987
    @linda6987 Рік тому +6

    Apparently I’ve been living under a rock! I’ve never heard of him till today. He is truly one of the best comedians out there! Ahhh breakfast is served, coffee, toast and a GOOD laugh. Thank you Spank! I’ll be looking for you! Well done you! 😂♥️😂

  • @jamalwilliams7486
    @jamalwilliams7486 4 роки тому +21

    Spank been hilarious 🤣 so underrated !!!! One ☝️ of the funniest dudes in Philly!!!💯🙌🏽

  • @VuDuGrrrrl8075
    @VuDuGrrrrl8075 4 роки тому +35

    Damn. Kevin Hart is just doing a solid impression of Spank in every special. 👀👀👀

  • @MrSuperman2307
    @MrSuperman2307 4 роки тому +460

    There should be training before obtaining a marriage license like other licenses. It makes sense.

    • @HomeVidEdd
      @HomeVidEdd 4 роки тому +2

      There is at certain churches... also there's no training specifically for a business license.

    • @allistermcphie2090
      @allistermcphie2090 4 роки тому +9

      You probably right. People need a license to shampoo dogs.

    • @kahliemalexanderelbey4496
      @kahliemalexanderelbey4496 4 роки тому +14

      There is... Its called dating😏

    • @thehoneydeev
      @thehoneydeev 4 роки тому +3

      This is already happening if you get married in church

    • @awesomeone465
      @awesomeone465 4 роки тому +2

      Most preachers require at least 4 to 8 sessions of counseling before will marry you. Certain states give reduction on marriage license if go through counseling sessions.

  • @TheCooliHighh
    @TheCooliHighh 4 роки тому +174

    😂😂😂 they bet not try to cancel my g for the last joke either

    • @stephenxadonai
      @stephenxadonai 4 роки тому +13

      Cooli Highh “they” be sooo ready 🙄

    • @Ro7777
      @Ro7777 4 роки тому +12

      These days you could get 25 to life for being a straight heterosexual masculine male. Smmfh

    • @keithjones630
      @keithjones630 4 роки тому +4

      Hell yeah these underground homosexual covenant be lurking

    • @blackogjesus
      @blackogjesus 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ro7777 meanwhile females tweeting #killallmen #metoo and no one bats an eye

    • @cmac9859
      @cmac9859 4 роки тому +1

      Cancelled!! 🤣

  • @mjc5070
    @mjc5070 4 роки тому +293

    I see where Hart got his delivery and cadence from. He wasn’t like this until his most recent specials.

    • @Topchefrobertson
      @Topchefrobertson 4 роки тому +11

      m jc he been with Kevin for 15 years his delivery would have been change if that was the case I don’t think just cause your just now finding out about him means this where he got it from 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @mjc5070
      @mjc5070 4 роки тому +1

      TOP CHEF Robertson nah

    • @Topchefrobertson
      @Topchefrobertson 4 роки тому +2

      You don’t know until you know 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh 4 роки тому +2

      @@mjc5070 are you just another guy that doesn't like Kevin.

    • @mjc5070
      @mjc5070 4 роки тому +6

      gerald harris you know what’s funny? I like him a lot. Actually, I like him so much as a comedian, that I see the difference in the aforementioned mannerisms from his early comedy compared to his latest comedy specials. Interesting huh?

  • @beckymarie8720
    @beckymarie8720 4 роки тому +26

    "Haha I dont have to listen to you no more I heard what the preacher said It's till death do us part" Lets do us & part😂😂😂😂😂 cracked me up!!!

  • @darrickharris5534
    @darrickharris5534 4 роки тому +60

    I’ve been saying that they should have renewed marriages every 5 years lol 😂

    • @brokeben125
      @brokeben125 4 роки тому +2

      Wish that was true. MINE WOULD HAVE EXPIRED LAST YEAR. WE NEED TO GO SEE OUR CONGRESSIONAL PERSON & MAKE THIS HAPPEN..LLS 🖤🖤✌🏿

    • @darrickharris5534
      @darrickharris5534 4 роки тому +2

      BrokeBen #1 🤣🤣🤣. Facts!!! Need to make it happen. That will keep everyone acting right . Where are you going? Checking the market for a new spouse🤣🤣🤣

  • @skeet456
    @skeet456 4 роки тому +157

    damn he and kevin have the same mannerisms

    • @C-Hood
      @C-Hood 4 роки тому +15

      Epic Movie Tributes you start acting like the people you hang around and it shows

    • @raymondharris6599
      @raymondharris6599 4 роки тому +2

      You've read my mind...

    • @joshedwards8638
      @joshedwards8638 4 роки тому +4

      There best friends they always around each other

    • @dandaadnad529
      @dandaadnad529 4 роки тому +7

      kevin has his..Spank has been writing for Kev for ages

    • @TK-ev
      @TK-ev 4 роки тому +1

      @@dandaadnad529 proof?

  • @realestatequeen8012
    @realestatequeen8012 4 роки тому +13

    He made a valid point about the emergency contact 😝

  • @andrenorton4304
    @andrenorton4304 4 роки тому +14

    Dude 🤣🤣🤣.... Sorry Spank... I never knew about your stand-up skills. Awesome job

  • @untaintedsunshine1743
    @untaintedsunshine1743 4 роки тому +12

    if im dying .... you're probably dying too 😂😂😂😂 yessss

  • @whitneyjohnson3973
    @whitneyjohnson3973 4 роки тому +15

    I just yelled at my fiance about the emergency contact thing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @YancyBeats
    @YancyBeats 4 роки тому +80

    When you get married and realize it's a trap...

    • @YancyBeats
      @YancyBeats 4 роки тому +10

      @Lee St.Louis They're just couples who don't work on themselves so they can't work on eachother

    • @mrg804
      @mrg804 4 роки тому +1

      Can't wait to be divorced..

    • @junkyard-p1s
      @junkyard-p1s 4 роки тому +1

      @Lee St.Louis Here are the 3 stages of matrimony. I. Engagement ring. 2 .Wedding ring. 3. Suffering.

    • @joyanderson8646
      @joyanderson8646 4 роки тому

      Wedlock or padlock its still a lock lol!!!

  • @nospellcheck
    @nospellcheck 4 роки тому +9

    Mannnnn, Spank really gave Kev this rhythm. Identical mannerisms and approach

  • @sadcompa
    @sadcompa 4 роки тому +38

    Time do us and part 😂😂🤣 this guy's hilarious

  • @walterjackson-heron4776
    @walterjackson-heron4776 4 роки тому +9

    This dude has great material

  • @olanrewajutalabi7399
    @olanrewajutalabi7399 4 роки тому +22

    Spank dropped truth bombs

  • @damondaniel4
    @damondaniel4 4 роки тому +4

    "Now it's 2 bodies on the floor" 😂😂😂

  • @gillion2700
    @gillion2700 4 роки тому +16

    That last joke was a shot at the Oscar's...from my hood we kinda dont hold punches sorta push the envelope

  • @Wax_Prophetic
    @Wax_Prophetic 4 роки тому +9

    Yo... I've known for a long time that he opens for Kevin Hart, and they're boys and everything... but I never thought to hear him out. He's funny AF. This was a great set!

  • @traigchapman4014
    @traigchapman4014 4 роки тому +28

    Now just found out who writes Kevin hart jokes without no one telling me

  • @Urbansaucee
    @Urbansaucee 4 роки тому +36

    Spank Harry and Joey all help Kevin write and pin his jokes it has been documented Kevin's honest about it but him and spank have been friends since elementary

  • @jaylenalexander450
    @jaylenalexander450 4 роки тому +7

    Til death do us part
    DEATH
    NOW it's time to do us and PART 😂😂😂

  • @angelgoddessvibes5364
    @angelgoddessvibes5364 4 роки тому +5

    He’s always been so funny. 😂

  • @commanderbluntz7862
    @commanderbluntz7862 4 роки тому +1

    " If i'm dyin bitch you probably dyin too" aaayyyeee had me dying

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 роки тому +45

    Truth, brah, truth. It stops being about right or even opinion. It starts being about being controlled by petty ideals that have nothing to do with actual life

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh 4 роки тому +1

      I once heatedly argued about what gets soda colder faster the fridge or the freezer. I finally said this Of course it's the freezer thats just physics. Bitch. Our relationship was in decline from that point on.

    • @gth882
      @gth882 4 роки тому

      @@GeraldHarris-cf2zh if you called your wife a bitch what did thou think would happen...
      You must of forgot being married is a job...
      If either of you is to pissed to talk agree to talk about it later

  • @girlsnetworking5363
    @girlsnetworking5363 4 роки тому +14

    I been saying this for years. The marriage license should have an expiration date this would help with the divorce rate.

  • @TheRepublican254
    @TheRepublican254 4 роки тому +1

    Spank is really the genius behind Kevin Hart. He is really good!

    • @nmessai215
      @nmessai215 4 роки тому

      The Republican Truthsayer false. If you’re from philly you know that’s not true

  • @jacquelynn2051
    @jacquelynn2051 2 роки тому +1

    Really relatable honest, yet hilarious

  • @saratayeb9058
    @saratayeb9058 4 роки тому +3

    Till death do us apart LMAO. Time to do us AND part 😆😆

  • @nathanraymond7525
    @nathanraymond7525 4 роки тому +17

    He was like Bernie MAC!!

    • @dontevertouchmyhat1169
      @dontevertouchmyhat1169 4 роки тому

      Tall and dark with big eyes, yeah Bernie. Foh you look like John Cena

    • @nathanraymond7525
      @nathanraymond7525 4 роки тому

      Dontever touchmyhat it’s not seeing with the eyes... it is feeling with the soul!!!

  • @remidibeatz8780
    @remidibeatz8780 3 роки тому

    "It's Time Do Us, And Part!" ☠😂🤣😂🤣

  • @freddiemontanez8461
    @freddiemontanez8461 4 роки тому +3

    This guy was good. I need to see more comedy.

  • @brownpunk1794
    @brownpunk1794 4 роки тому +18

    Neva heard of this niq..but hes good🤘

  • @queenjee8570
    @queenjee8570 4 роки тому +1

    Great stuff

  • @meghanmcneill5365
    @meghanmcneill5365 Рік тому

    So much comedic talent!!

  • @CT99999
    @CT99999 4 роки тому +21

    His driver's license bit was identical to a comedian about 7-10 years ago who compared it to cell phone plans. Can't recall the name, but it's still hilarious.

  • @torque3331
    @torque3331 4 роки тому

    I hear and see Kevin, incredible.

  • @deepatt6395
    @deepatt6395 4 роки тому +21

    A lotta Kev in this stand up but Spank is still the funniest of the squad.

    • @goodmorningfootball6734
      @goodmorningfootball6734 4 роки тому +2

      How?

    • @goodmorningfootball6734
      @goodmorningfootball6734 4 роки тому +1

      Because he told a story?

    • @piedpiper85
      @piedpiper85 4 роки тому +8

      Who do you think helps Kevin Hart write and perfect his material?

    • @aatiti2011
      @aatiti2011 4 роки тому +1

      Because he writes Kevin's jokes?

    • @deepatt6395
      @deepatt6395 4 роки тому +2

      @@aatiti2011 Probably so but Kevin is known for those mannerisms and delivery. They work so closely together that the similarities are obvious.

  • @koolaiddrowland
    @koolaiddrowland 4 роки тому

    Getting better Spank keep going

  • @sqalston
    @sqalston 4 роки тому +3

    I wanna watch the rest of the show those 5mins had my laughing

    • @freddiemontanez8461
      @freddiemontanez8461 4 роки тому +1

      Sqalston, Same here. This dude had me laughing only in 5mins.. heis good.

  • @meghanmcneill5365
    @meghanmcneill5365 Рік тому +1

    "I heard what the preacher said til death do us part" 😫

  •  4 роки тому +26

    I clicked on this because the title is true

  • @jayomar6054
    @jayomar6054 3 роки тому +1

    “When I was a weekend dad “ 😂😂😂

  • @AndreHype424
    @AndreHype424 4 роки тому +11

    I was here live 😃

  • @wellingtondtivoicenote5065
    @wellingtondtivoicenote5065 4 роки тому +3

    Bro funny can I get more of his stand ups

  • @toisummergracehaynes8401
    @toisummergracehaynes8401 4 роки тому +2

    Absolutely Hilarious Fight to make up. Laughter is Healing Funny feels good. 😁😂❤😃🥰

  • @cal5000
    @cal5000 4 роки тому +4

    Hes right about the emergency contact.

  • @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106
    @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 4 роки тому +2

    😆 man i feel this man speaking so truth.

  • @jelanistowers6504
    @jelanistowers6504 4 роки тому +12

    Aaaaaand this'll come up in his future

  • @ogbarryjones4791
    @ogbarryjones4791 4 роки тому +3

    North Philly In The House...

  • @mrgrandi
    @mrgrandi 4 роки тому +1

    I like his comedic style

  • @rellcapone2492
    @rellcapone2492 4 роки тому +5

    He need a special lol

  • @BirbalBonifaceMusoba
    @BirbalBonifaceMusoba 3 роки тому

    Damn! LMAO 🤣😂🤣 how don't I know about this dude?! He's amazing

  • @pacmanmani
    @pacmanmani 4 роки тому +3

    brilliant end joke about son... definitely learned from Kevin's mistake and added a twist to make sure he doesn't get backlash

  • @a.d.l.s9957
    @a.d.l.s9957 4 роки тому +1

    The second he opened his mouth... 😮 (KEVIN) - home alone voice

  • @mysticookiebear
    @mysticookiebear 4 роки тому

    "Bitch, you're probably dying too!" Real Talk Hahahahaha

  • @urbanopinionatedpodcast-wi4328
    @urbanopinionatedpodcast-wi4328 4 роки тому +17

    U can tell from the comments who not from Philly and making wrong statements about spank n Kevin smh

  • @myopinionthanks1764
    @myopinionthanks1764 4 роки тому

    He is funny i can tell him n kevin are best friends

  • @jaythetitan
    @jaythetitan 4 роки тому +10

    You can tell him an Kevin are best friends. When you’re around people you care about a lot you start sounding like them 😁😁😁

  • @eatfoodmusic3184
    @eatfoodmusic3184 4 роки тому +5

    Spank caught my eye the first time I saw him knew he was good.
    Better than Kevin all day keep writing for him lol

  • @parr40
    @parr40 4 роки тому

    Seen this guy live Pittsburgh, he is hilarious

  • @5blingsninersrule
    @5blingsninersrule 4 роки тому

    This is sick funny and brutally true....

  • @ajrose1245
    @ajrose1245 4 роки тому +3

    Now everyone can see where Kevin gets it from !

  • @RealCoachRonn
    @RealCoachRonn 4 роки тому

    Spank is cold with it

  • @Impossibly-Possible
    @Impossibly-Possible 4 роки тому +2

    Oh snap it’s Kevin hearts comedy coach!

    • @TK-ev
      @TK-ev 4 роки тому

      *Lifelong friend

  • @asabifatosin1150
    @asabifatosin1150 4 роки тому

    Funny and real

  • @alonzoakbar6760
    @alonzoakbar6760 3 роки тому

    CLASSIC!

  • @DiscordBeing
    @DiscordBeing 4 роки тому +2

    I died at 'We together 24/7, if I'm dying, bitch you dying too'. Fortunately, I am single, so my emergency contact's gonna find the body.

  • @jeffyboyreloaded
    @jeffyboyreloaded 4 роки тому

    His delivery is really good for a hyped up crowd

  • @kellytutstone2927
    @kellytutstone2927 4 роки тому

    Funny stuff!!

  • @WrvrUgoThrUR
    @WrvrUgoThrUR 4 роки тому +1

    Well, when you think it through like that...😆😆😆 gettin’ a Bernie Mac vibe from this dude. Funny!

  • @uduakudo8789
    @uduakudo8789 4 роки тому

    Ok I can't with U Spank👀!!!... "now it's time to do us & then part" 🤣😄😂

  • @T6V3R1C
    @T6V3R1C 4 роки тому +1

    more of this guy

  • @BicJack
    @BicJack 4 роки тому +1

    Now it’s time to do us and part... 🤣

  • @sherahbrown1411
    @sherahbrown1411 4 роки тому

    I'll watch some more.hes funny

  • @stacylarge5636
    @stacylarge5636 3 роки тому

    This one's gonna make em laugh....HES GOOD 👍

  • @rasheed1346
    @rasheed1346 4 роки тому

    He delivered good jokes

  • @DonStephon
    @DonStephon 4 роки тому

    EMERGENCY CONTACT TOO REAL!

  • @mr.d.1811
    @mr.d.1811 4 роки тому +1

    So, true!!

  • @raymondharris6599
    @raymondharris6599 4 роки тому +49

    AWW CRAP!! DAMN... This was a funny set. But now that he's made a "GAY JOKE", we can now expect Spanky's career to be over, by the (CANCEL CULTURE). R.I.P. SPANK. It was nice knowing ya...

  • @kvinche8120
    @kvinche8120 4 роки тому

    Kevin's Doc brought me here..I knew this dude would be funny..

  • @BeauAmoureux
    @BeauAmoureux 4 роки тому +10

    🤣 Bruh! This guy is ten times funnier than Kevin Hart!

    • @helloearth11
      @helloearth11 4 роки тому

      Why do you need to make a comparison? Did he or Kevin ask you to? It's a beta move to put someone down to glorify yourself.

  • @ladyol3438
    @ladyol3438 4 роки тому +1

    I like the every 4 year deal

  • @brotherskeeper2253
    @brotherskeeper2253 4 роки тому +1

    He definitely writes for Kevin

  • @teahgurl
    @teahgurl 3 роки тому

    I’m weak 🤣🤣

  • @furrymonkeything
    @furrymonkeything 4 роки тому +2

    Looks like Otis redding love child.

  • @veebran7845
    @veebran7845 4 роки тому

    This was funny

  • @THEDENNYLIVEHATERSHOW
    @THEDENNYLIVEHATERSHOW 4 роки тому

    SPANK IS A BEAST!

  • @SuperLEOKING1
    @SuperLEOKING1 4 роки тому +1

    Till death do us part.🤣

  • @montay84
    @montay84 3 роки тому

    Know what, this was good material... Didn't expect it to be that funny. But it really was..

  • @boogaluace8198
    @boogaluace8198 4 роки тому +6

    First to view 👀 Spank be on some RNS.. salute plastic cup boyz