Michael Che: “Marriage Is for Poor People”

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  • @fogoverlatria6257
    @fogoverlatria6257 5 років тому +7491

    “People kill loved ones all the time. Nobody ever kills somebody that they like though. Nobody’s watching you sleep through your bedroom window because you’re pretty cool.”
    And I’m sold.

  • @ryanburchfield7097
    @ryanburchfield7097 5 років тому +13190

    “Nobody ever killed anyone they liked” lol that’s oddly profound

    • @shooter510pk5
      @shooter510pk5 5 років тому +195

      Ryan Burchfield & not true😂

    • @thomastobin1492
      @thomastobin1492 5 років тому +359

      @@mrbantumusic The guy wanted to be famous. He resorted to killing someone famous to be infamous.

    • @SKUNK_The_underdog
      @SKUNK_The_underdog 5 років тому +97

      In no way is that profound.

    • @ValliW
      @ValliW 5 років тому +36

      Yea actually they have, it happens all to often when a gun misfires

    • @ValliW
      @ValliW 5 років тому +30

      @@thomastobin1492, doesn't mean he didn't like him. He had got his autograph an hour earlier at the same spot.

  • @obiwanfisher537
    @obiwanfisher537 5 років тому +1683

    I like how he constantly looks like "goddamn you people think Im joking" lol

    • @themaharishi8160
      @themaharishi8160 3 роки тому +66

      Stand up comedy is almost never about jokes. It's about talking about how fucked up the world is. So you can forget how fucked up the world is for a few minutes.

    • @obiwanfisher537
      @obiwanfisher537 3 роки тому +9

      @@themaharishi8160 Thats bullshit, but okay if it makes you feel better.

    • @obiwanfisher537
      @obiwanfisher537 3 роки тому +5

      @ImmaPlantMeaDumbassTree 47 No, I disagree. Not "basically". Yes, stand up comedy (like all sorts of comedy) CAN bring up actual issues in a funny way. It CAN happen, but it is not automatically so. And its not only stand up comedy (all sorts of comedy can do that)

    • @marsgal6028
      @marsgal6028 3 роки тому +2

      He's a psychiatrist turned comedian

    • @kennymichaelalanya7134
      @kennymichaelalanya7134 3 роки тому +2

      If Comedy wasn't relevant to Some truth then jokes wouldn't be funny.
      This is why Dave Chappelle is the GOAT of stand up Comedy

  • @Young_Savage_904
    @Young_Savage_904 5 років тому +4357

    His execution is perfect, dude knows how to deliver his jokes

    • @DeCurtaRican
      @DeCurtaRican 4 роки тому +38

      Young_Savage 2016 : He’s on that Dave Chapelle-Trevor Noah-Chris Rock-Patrice O’Neal-Robin Williams level with delivery.

    • @DeCurtaRican
      @DeCurtaRican 4 роки тому +36

      Inebriatd : His monotone delivery is his trademark. He’s going to be a big star!

    • @elenapanova4809
      @elenapanova4809 4 роки тому +4

      @USA EAGLE7 found the racist

    • @PeRRXX
      @PeRRXX 4 роки тому +3

      peace or power what do you get out of saying this? Everyone has the right to say what they want, so let them.

    • @PeRRXX
      @PeRRXX 4 роки тому +1

      Elena Panova he’s racist for having an opinion? 🤡🤡

  • @nicolecourtney8688
    @nicolecourtney8688 4 роки тому +376

    The way he brings up important issues, and turns them into deep jokes is really an ART. He has a way with the audience and his timing is perfect. Love it

    • @mikekaatman3194
      @mikekaatman3194 3 роки тому +1

      You summed it up perfectly.

    • @jenni0278
      @jenni0278 3 роки тому +2

      That's literally what all comedy used to be until the political correctness woke crowd started whining

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 3 роки тому +2

      @@jenni0278 What you said makes no sense. You just made it political. Lazy argument.

    • @konshnz7965
      @konshnz7965 2 роки тому +2

      To couch it the way you have is art itself!

    • @Mike-hn4uu
      @Mike-hn4uu Рік тому

      @@jenni0278 I'm glad I'm not alone. My friend told me to watch this, it's hilarious! I haven't laughed once in 5 mins. He's not edgy in any way, he's not original about anything and it seems like hes barely trying. I swear the zombies who like this paint by numbers woke-safe nonsense are just braindead SNL viewers.

  • @tubeyoukonto
    @tubeyoukonto 3 роки тому +550

    The fact that everybody got the 80085 joke is so beautiful.
    At some point in our evolution, our race developed the seven segment display and somehow we all collectively decided that spelling the word "boobs" is the single most important thing everybody needs to know how to do with it.

    • @freedomisfromtruth
      @freedomisfromtruth 3 роки тому +2

      Unless they were bi

    • @sanjayw9878
      @sanjayw9878 3 роки тому +1

      Evolution is a bullshit theory, and only a theory

    • @ArtmanNexus
      @ArtmanNexus 3 роки тому +5

      @@sanjayw9878 @Sanjay W It's really not. The issue is that people don't know what evolution means. Even some accomplished scientists. Look at it this way.. If evolution is nonsense... Why are our mouths now too small for our wisdom teeth and children are now being born without them? It's evolution. It's basically "life" coming up with different ways to better prolong its existence based on what is happening within the environment of that specific species. You are also probably thinking evolution takes place on an individual level. It does not. It's the future generations that will show signs of evolution and it happens across populations not just to an individual. Evolution also doesn't mean people "came from monkeys".

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique 3 роки тому +5

      @@sanjayw9878 You clearly don't know what a theory is... ua-cam.com/video/h0H-amOti_o/v-deo.html that should help you out

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 3 роки тому +5

      It’s bc we have priorities!!

  • @WilkineBrutus
    @WilkineBrutus 5 років тому +3904

    He's absolutely brilliant...you just can't predict his punchlines. 🤣

    • @sewilotrio
      @sewilotrio 5 років тому +66

      Reminds me of Dave Chapelle. In a good way. He is not copying the style, but seems like Dave was a influence. As in all of us ;)

    • @supermojo9672
      @supermojo9672 5 років тому +15

      So refreshing!!

    • @Erickwashere
      @Erickwashere 5 років тому +6

      👌🏾

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 5 років тому +3

      @@sewilotrio Franklyn Ajaye

    • @clipsedrag13
      @clipsedrag13 5 років тому +2

      Man I'm fucking dying!! I know I'm only commenting because I'm white and you're not BUT that don't mean we cant be friends?!

  • @emmanuelokebugwu6944
    @emmanuelokebugwu6944 5 років тому +876

    People be sleeping on this dude for real...truly underrated!

    • @nedbass1
      @nedbass1 5 років тому +7

      Emmanuel Okebugwu dude, I for once was!!! I didn’t know he was that good!!!!!

    • @thrillainmanila5951
      @thrillainmanila5951 5 років тому +4

      He's pretty cool...

    • @roguecode2354
      @roguecode2354 5 років тому +11

      He's on one of the most mainstream shows ever.

    • @ZSMVids
      @ZSMVids 5 років тому

      Yeah, so underrated that he got away with using another comic's joke lol

    • @Matsumae_Taiyo555
      @Matsumae_Taiyo555 5 років тому

      @@ZSMVids which one

  • @ErikBoesen
    @ErikBoesen 5 років тому +2244

    Man's dressed like every year of the 21st century at once.

    • @GtG-jg9qk
      @GtG-jg9qk 4 роки тому +26

      Nice🤣

    • @unsubscribefromme4350
      @unsubscribefromme4350 4 роки тому +57

      He pulls it off tho, can’t lie

    • @steviesosa5617
      @steviesosa5617 4 роки тому +4

      Create an original thought Einstein

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 роки тому +7

      So, from 2000 to at least two years ago (or whenever this was recorded).

    • @1870dav
      @1870dav 4 роки тому +20

      @@canaisyoung3601 I think this was from 2011 or 2012. His style is definitely from that era.

  • @sarajames2503
    @sarajames2503 5 років тому +2433

    “I bet you half my $h!£ I’ll never cheat on you!”
    Could not stop laughing!

    • @sense7074
      @sense7074 5 років тому +40

      wassup with that weird ass censorship?
      you seem like you’re a middle school teacher

    • @sarajames2503
      @sarajames2503 5 років тому +58

      Jet I actually was a high school teacher! 😂

    • @shaft5theng
      @shaft5theng 5 років тому +6

      @@sarajames2503 ha

    • @sporkybutterz
      @sporkybutterz 5 років тому +3

      Ain't that the damn truth

    • @haydensteinbock8059
      @haydensteinbock8059 5 років тому +1

      @@sense7074 I mean the comedian practically censored it himself in the bit.

  • @colinzwiebel6770
    @colinzwiebel6770 5 років тому +3708

    “His real name was Crippled Greg, but we called him Robo Cop!”

  • @jaymadekmt2
    @jaymadekmt2 4 роки тому +1267

    “Na son get the Fiji Evian is gross” 😭😭😭😭

  • @kylegeee
    @kylegeee 5 років тому +2901

    “There’s some white dudes I could see myself going racist for” is truly a hilarious punch line.

    • @nunyabidness2661
      @nunyabidness2661 5 років тому +28

      Kyle Robert only because we already know he's racist towards white people. He just semi copped to it and played it off but I guarantee it runs deep. That whole fucking routine was funny though. I can't hate him for a thought for the same very well worded reasons he gave for his homophobia. I just don't give a fuck. He's good. Maybe the next Chappelle or Eddie Murphy, but both of them are obviously racist too. It just is what it is. We still love them. I hope this guy sticks around. I'm going to go look for more of his standup.

    • @cryformeharder5891
      @cryformeharder5891 5 років тому +4

      I'm sure he would say it's racist or homophobic if you don't give in to his undercover gayness lol.

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 5 років тому +60

      @@nunyabidness2661
      Everyone is racist

    • @Hamchuck112
      @Hamchuck112 5 років тому +16

      I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes. Never heard him before, but the guy's great.

    • @nunyabidness2661
      @nunyabidness2661 5 років тому +8

      MrElionor ain't that the truth brother. All I'm pointing out is that I'm reading between the lines. I won't hate the man for it, but I ain't fucking stupid. It is what it is. It's gotta start getting called out too.

  • @ahmedopone4080
    @ahmedopone4080 5 років тому +3989

    “We pick the worst part of your life and make it your new nick name” - The Somali way 😂😂

    • @mahadx4647
      @mahadx4647 5 років тому +44

      So true walahi😂

    • @ahmedopone4080
      @ahmedopone4080 5 років тому +34

      mahad x it builds character lol

    • @MohamedOmar-tq1pp
      @MohamedOmar-tq1pp 5 років тому +4

      Faxxs

    • @mohamedhashi3604
      @mohamedhashi3604 5 років тому +100

      Lmaooo there was this dude we used to call 'goal posts' because he had a very large gap between his teeth. 😆

    • @izanag2805
      @izanag2805 5 років тому +7

      He copied that from Mexican comics they say that all the time

  • @kiaraeshi
    @kiaraeshi 4 роки тому +987

    “nobody ever killed anyone they liked.” Che's answering the questions I wasn't asking

  • @MrMario2987
    @MrMario2987 5 років тому +6251

    I’m starting to think SNL May be holding him back.

    • @thriversoffset
      @thriversoffset 5 років тому +95

      mario lewis you know he’s a writer right?

    • @destineecrystal_
      @destineecrystal_ 4 роки тому +246

      He is one of SNL's head writers.

    • @josebravo3979
      @josebravo3979 4 роки тому +335

      I’m pretty sure he means comically because there’s a lot of things he can’t do or say on television and in a lot of his interviews he says that most of his skits don’t go through because they’re kinda controversial

    • @klynch572
      @klynch572 4 роки тому +26

      He's definitely funny!

    • @thewhiteboardist
      @thewhiteboardist 4 роки тому +48

      @@josebravo3979 So he's not willing to "go full Chappelle" then?

  • @grassroots8226
    @grassroots8226 5 років тому +845

    Che is brilliant. Truly underrated.

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 5 років тому +4

      Only by SNL.

    • @SANITIZEDINC
      @SANITIZEDINC 5 років тому +13

      Truly. He should be at least as famous for his stand up as for SNL. Dude is hilarious. And smart.

    • @onbelay4201
      @onbelay4201 5 років тому

      GRASSROOTS p

    • @Music-ji6np
      @Music-ji6np 2 роки тому

      Who said his underrated

  • @anthonyhunt2324
    @anthonyhunt2324 3 роки тому +41

    This dude should be on the road. He’s underrated!

  • @Ruben-wm7hx
    @Ruben-wm7hx 5 років тому +1133

    “We had another Dave” 😂😂

    • @katrinab7657
      @katrinab7657 3 роки тому +15

      In college, our group we had two Dans. Dan and White Dan. And yes, I Know it's wrong. I said if the group were mostly white, they wouldn't have called them Dan and Black Dan. No one cared about my logic. Not even White Dan. 🙂🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @matthewrogers8416
      @matthewrogers8416 3 роки тому +7

      "Black Matt and his roommate Native American Matt"
      Just call me Matthew damn lol

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 3 роки тому +1

      @@katrinab7657 they would have called him Black Dan, just not to his face lol.

  • @jefferyhellerjh
    @jefferyhellerjh 5 років тому +817

    His real name was "Cripple Greg" 😂😂😂

  • @cryptomusicandpoker7544
    @cryptomusicandpoker7544 4 роки тому +43

    IDK how I've never seen this dude's standup before, but man he hits hard

  • @GlentonMe
    @GlentonMe 5 років тому +591

    Clever with a slow methodical pace reminiscent of Chapelle. His punchlines have punchlines making the timing unpredictable. One of my fav comedians.

    • @pege8684
      @pege8684 5 років тому +7

      Calm down there cowboy, he's not that good.

    • @GlentonMe
      @GlentonMe 5 років тому +9

      ​Relax, put your stan card back in your wallet. No one said he was. Chapelle is an anomaly.

    • @pege8684
      @pege8684 5 років тому

      @J Dolo dont care, fuck you to

    • @RK-li4sw
      @RK-li4sw 5 років тому +4

      Why can't he just be a funny comedian. Why does he have to be compared to Chapelle....
      Typical narrow mindedness.

    • @user-gt1kd9rv1w
      @user-gt1kd9rv1w 4 роки тому

      Glenton Samuels well said!

  • @vinnyt.8027
    @vinnyt.8027 5 років тому +2693

    These homeless people bringing down projects values lmao 😂💀

    • @theycallmethehunter5096
      @theycallmethehunter5096 5 років тому +15

      Vinny T. It’s funny but it’s true

    • @richardsalmon2134
      @richardsalmon2134 5 років тому +1

      His dumb ass don't know shit. Fuck him with his insensitive ass.

    • @dirtyasianmafia2310
      @dirtyasianmafia2310 5 років тому +35

      Richard Salmon it's fucking comedy stop taking it up your ass

    • @Raygun34
      @Raygun34 5 років тому +25

      @@richardsalmon2134 shut your lame ass up and laugh

    • @chrisreaves6399
      @chrisreaves6399 5 років тому +9

      @@richardsalmon2134 he said he was a kid you humorless rock

  • @AsifChauhan
    @AsifChauhan 4 роки тому +27

    His humor is very intelligent, love it

  • @nathanlief
    @nathanlief 5 років тому +575

    OMG "Bigotry Curious" LMFAO funniest real shit I have ever heard

    • @BluEx22329
      @BluEx22329 5 років тому +2

      Bi*

    • @curtisj2002
      @curtisj2002 5 років тому +4

      Yea bigotry curios people will want their own bathrokms and right to get married now.. black and white rainbow flags are coming. Lol

    • @assumingtrash6853
      @assumingtrash6853 4 роки тому +3

      @@BluEx22329 1 year reply, but he said bigot curious at the end, so you shouldn’t have corrected him.

  • @flipramey1
    @flipramey1 5 років тому +561

    The race and gay flip was GREAT

  • @coreysnyder3193
    @coreysnyder3193 5 років тому +18

    This is why he is three time winner of the "Round Tabler of the Year" award.
    Give it up for Michael Che!

  • @OmarDelawar
    @OmarDelawar 5 років тому +2584

    “If a guy told me he was bi-curious, I’d be like nah you just gay” lmao! Perfect delivery.

    • @keetopuffs
      @keetopuffs 5 років тому +56

      Dude once told me he wasn't happy but a mouth is a mouth and I laughed in his face

    • @GeneralSorrow
      @GeneralSorrow 5 років тому +12

      @@keetopuffs Gay is a culture now.

    • @KB-pd9yh
      @KB-pd9yh 5 років тому +86

      Bisexuals are a thing though.

    • @EasylifeGaming
      @EasylifeGaming 5 років тому +89

      @@KB-pd9yh you feeling offended ? Lmao
      That's the joke, that bisexual is a thing but most guys just think you're gay

    • @delakayi6286
      @delakayi6286 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mike-gt8yo
    @mike-gt8yo 5 років тому +730

    lmfao i didnt want this to end

  • @King-fz8iw
    @King-fz8iw 5 років тому +26

    Bro his face 0:30 when they laughed when he said “Homeless Dave” haha

  • @justinwalker2460
    @justinwalker2460 5 років тому +544

    This was masterful, funny on so many different levels, with the right touch of fresh perspective and real shit

    • @Fatkidskinny0
      @Fatkidskinny0 5 років тому +4

      Justin Walker felt the same but I kinda get that one of his jokes sounded like Patrice O’Neal jokes about love and like

  • @johnyindigo8932
    @johnyindigo8932 5 років тому +474

    "Nah son get the Fiji, Evian is gross"
    This shit has to be sampled tho 1:15

  • @capnsalt7102
    @capnsalt7102 3 роки тому +44

    His delivery is so damn casual it's perfect

    • @Corneilus1
      @Corneilus1 3 роки тому

      Hey Capn Salt…thanks for not just rewriting his jokes in your comment. You’re alright!

  • @howardtibbsthethird
    @howardtibbsthethird 5 років тому +327

    Lol! "nobody's watching you sleep through your window because you're "pretty cool"" lol!!!!!!!

    • @ArkhamDeluxe
      @ArkhamDeluxe 5 років тому

      I don't get it lol

    • @seviche100
      @seviche100 5 років тому +8

      @@ArkhamDeluxe try using your brain

    • @primecreator5257
      @primecreator5257 5 років тому +1

      @@seviche100 maybe English isn't their first language, dumbass.

    • @Jblah
      @Jblah 5 років тому

      @@primecreator5257 LMAO english isnt my first language either but i wouldnt watch this if i didnt understand it.

    • @Jblah
      @Jblah 5 років тому

      @@ArkhamDeluxe When ppl are in love they can do crazy shit.

  • @jgingram
    @jgingram 5 років тому +797

    “80085”.... Ha! Ha! Now that brings back some good laughs! 😁🤣

    • @sanityisrelative
      @sanityisrelative 5 років тому +44

      I'm feeling ancient here wondering how long it'll be before that joke will fly over younger heads.

    • @jailtimejake2151
      @jailtimejake2151 5 років тому +7

      @jayjaylen75 gotohell. 1134209 but it looked right on the calculator upside down

    • @tedrivera8051
      @tedrivera8051 5 років тому +17

      55378008 upside down = boobless

    • @timlangenderfer7746
      @timlangenderfer7746 5 років тому +1

      @Gus Scott boobies

    • @SL-ui9dd
      @SL-ui9dd 5 років тому

      Oh I get it now

  • @infidel900rr
    @infidel900rr 3 роки тому +13

    This dude is hilarious!! Also, speaking truths up there... it's refreshing.

  • @evanw2195
    @evanw2195 5 років тому +320

    This guy is one of the first comedians every joke he cracks I laugh

  • @joncoda365
    @joncoda365 5 років тому +107

    There is definitely a lot of brilliance in this.

  • @DBee-ee7tz
    @DBee-ee7tz 4 роки тому +242

    "Anytime a rich dude proposes to a woman I feel like he's saying; hay I bet you half my 💩 I'll never cheat on you" DED🤣🤣🤣

  • @jd3666
    @jd3666 5 років тому +823

    "I watch Fox News, and the Jersey Shore, there are some white people I could see myself going a little racist for."--- Fantastic

    • @joannsmith3589
      @joannsmith3589 3 роки тому +31

      I am bigot curious

    • @cjordan1161
      @cjordan1161 3 роки тому +3

      The hell he watched Fox News. He does not have enough brains to watch real news .

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 роки тому +2

      @@cjordan1161 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 3 роки тому +1

      zactly

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 3 роки тому +5

      @@cjordan1161 that’s part of the joke, he’s making fun of Fox News. Maybe u don’t have to brains to be able to tell the difference tho haha

  • @thandoreviews8886
    @thandoreviews8886 5 років тому +32

    I am new to Michael Che. I just appreciate how he retells common childhood experiences, in a non-judgement and perhaps enlightening perspective. I think finding a way of adding humour to this is just brilliant.

    • @sanjayw9878
      @sanjayw9878 3 роки тому +1

      You know when comedians tells those stories it's 80% made up right lol

  • @MrRegD
    @MrRegD 4 роки тому +9

    One of the most talented comedians I’ve ever heard.

  • @JH-812
    @JH-812 5 років тому +74

    Thank you UA-cam for finally a good recommendation this was really good. I love this guy on SNL but I have never seen his standups before.

  • @diegooliveirabenjamin
    @diegooliveirabenjamin 5 років тому +731

    "Nah, you just gay" is a perfect punchline, MC is too good.

    • @thatonewhiteguy991
      @thatonewhiteguy991 5 років тому +17

      Yeah, I forgot that bisexuality existed too, silly me.

    • @McNottagoose
      @McNottagoose 5 років тому +29

      @@thatonewhiteguy991 What? Is that a bad joke or are you actually salty?

    • @flamemojis
      @flamemojis 5 років тому +3

      @@thatonewhiteguy991 it doesnt

    • @thatonewhiteguy991
      @thatonewhiteguy991 5 років тому +5

      @@McNottagoose Che's joke doesn't make any sense in context, he makes logical leap that if a man is attracted to men they're gay, which doesn't follow. For example: I see a brown bird, then conclude all birds are brown. Yet black and white birds still exist, meaning I've made an improper ad incorrect leap of "logic". Hope that clears up any further ignorance.

    • @McNottagoose
      @McNottagoose 5 років тому +16

      @@thatonewhiteguy991 lol so it was option B: salty af.

  • @jalensmith6127
    @jalensmith6127 4 роки тому +67

    It’s weird that I watch his comedy and don’t really laugh that hard but he has so many lines that I’m like “damn he’s right”. Smart dude.

    • @ttr5733
      @ttr5733 4 роки тому +1

      It's because your black I think it hits us different.

    • @sigcinondlela8385
      @sigcinondlela8385 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @joeschroedernz
      @joeschroedernz Рік тому

      It’s just because your watching on your phone by yourself. Just Like me. Loving it inside, but not laughing out loud in the dark like a psycho.

  • @stainless36
    @stainless36 5 років тому +180

    Gaad damn! This dude is hilarious....and that straight face he pulls just adds to the mix

  • @silentone503
    @silentone503 5 років тому +180

    Man, I've been sleeping on this guy. He's got some jokes lol

  • @debsmatthew1814
    @debsmatthew1814 4 роки тому +10

    He is definitely, witty, confident, funny, and got stage presence for real.

  • @bmelvin1234
    @bmelvin1234 5 років тому +149

    Plus it's great to see a comedian have smart thoughtful jokes. Most comedians think they have to be crude to be funny.

  • @good1ebear787
    @good1ebear787 5 років тому +106

    I knew this was going to be good when the first thing he said was "I grew up in the projects"

  • @femaleswolf
    @femaleswolf 3 роки тому +7

    Love Michael Che, always something deeper in his jokes

  • @rctecopyright
    @rctecopyright 5 років тому +280

    Man he ain't lying. I used to look up "dirty" words in the dictionary at school. Oddly enough, I learned a lot when I'd hit words like vagrant and pentameter while I was looking for the naughty words.

    • @Elizabeth_Kerr
      @Elizabeth_Kerr 5 років тому +33

      You were a little word-curious

    • @dontquestionthisname
      @dontquestionthisname 5 років тому +3

      Oh my god and here i was thinking i was the only one that did that hahaha

    • @carsonvolk1617
      @carsonvolk1617 5 років тому +11

      My brother and I did the same thing. I will never forget looking up "fuck" and learning the word "fuddyduddy," which will now forever be my favorite English word

    • @Knx3k
      @Knx3k 5 років тому +2

      Same bro, I discovered the spanish word for pubes that way

    • @jaerivus
      @jaerivus 5 років тому +2

      Vagrant and pentameter. Lol Top notch!

  • @isaiahconley8630
    @isaiahconley8630 5 років тому +175

    The camera cuts the "c" out of Canal St in the background...

  • @deangeloferrand1809
    @deangeloferrand1809 5 років тому +3

    Does anybody know other comedians with a similar style, he’s so chill with his punchlines it’s like he’s really conversing with you

  • @daiseysthebaby6071
    @daiseysthebaby6071 5 років тому +109

    "There's no exit strategy! Lol!😁

  • @joe1hundred
    @joe1hundred 5 років тому +79

    Che’s stand-up is killer! and weekend update too, i love his laidback delivery

  • @brendantreynor7876
    @brendantreynor7876 5 років тому +7

    Yes UA-cam that's what I want, 3 ads on top of the two non-skippable ones in the beginning AND the other two at the end for a video clip of a partial stand-up

    • @Just.A.T-Rex
      @Just.A.T-Rex 4 роки тому +3

      Brendan Treynor slide to end of video like last couple seconds. Let it play til it end then hit replay usually a bunch or all of the ads will be gone.

  • @lincolns1040
    @lincolns1040 5 років тому +6

    This is one of my favorite standup sets ever

  • @GOREilla.
    @GOREilla. 5 років тому +9

    One of the best sets I've ever watched! Amazing.

  • @gabsradience1
    @gabsradience1 3 роки тому +4

    Wow so underrated this guy is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾

  • @johnlee813
    @johnlee813 5 років тому +246

    i can tell hes been influenced by patrice o neal

    • @tricktracy2254
      @tricktracy2254 5 років тому +11

      johnlee813 I was looking for this comment

    • @Jenocide999
      @Jenocide999 5 років тому +27

      Who hasn't? He was top 5 all time.

    • @JustinBlazzzee
      @JustinBlazzzee 5 років тому +13

      Yeah I agree. But he’s nowhere near the comic Patrice was.

    • @johnlee813
      @johnlee813 5 років тому +19

      nobody will ever beat patrice

    • @wawo9193
      @wawo9193 5 років тому +15

      I was gonna say Hannibal burress

  • @outlawstarr5209
    @outlawstarr5209 5 років тому +37

    LMAO no one ever killed someone they liked OMG LMAO! Love has no exit strategy.

  • @hugeackman8182
    @hugeackman8182 3 роки тому +17

    Che dressed up like the school’s public speaker that pretended to be a student and then stand up and say, “I’m really not that different from you guys”

  • @imranvp
    @imranvp 5 років тому +26

    This was comedy GOLD!!
    I know who you are now Michael Che! :D

  • @DLoc-tu2yq
    @DLoc-tu2yq 5 років тому +8

    That final punchline was absolutely *GOLD*

  • @blazemike732
    @blazemike732 3 роки тому +1

    Fantastic delivery 👌

  • @chedee-chedirichardson9019
    @chedee-chedirichardson9019 5 років тому +142

    He is hilarious!
    "You want him to focus? He can't, he's got titties in his pockets!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂
    "Marriage is for poor people." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMGoodness! 😂😂😂😂
    This just made my evening. 🙌🏼👏🏼

  • @tariqgardner5463
    @tariqgardner5463 5 років тому +208

    Great homage to the Late Patrice O’Neal with the Like vs. Love bit
    Just because he’s gon doesn’t mean the subject shouldn’t continue to get fleshed out!

    • @30minutesLess
      @30minutesLess 5 років тому +1

      🙌💪

    • @OffNas
      @OffNas 5 років тому +9

      Patrice O'Neal (God rest his soul), that man changed my life. After listening to him on O&A and BP Show, it's like he took the filter off "how to think". I stopped thinking how society told me to, and started seeing life for exactly what it is.

    • @AldoApachi-
      @AldoApachi- 5 років тому +3

      @@OffNas still listening to his BP to this day. That's like man's Bible for life

    • @30minutesLess
      @30minutesLess 5 років тому +4

      MrRcheulishvili “her power is your fear of whatever she gone do” lmao timeless

    • @OffNas
      @OffNas 5 років тому +2

      @Plebian Bargain "who had the herpes?!" 🤣🤣

  • @unclemoneymoneyuncle8702
    @unclemoneymoneyuncle8702 8 місяців тому

    3:27 I love the cutaway to the couple who clearly relates because they're like "yeah, remember that?!"

  • @ShriLLKiLLs
    @ShriLLKiLLs 5 років тому +647

    Welcome to the comment section! This is the place we comment our favorite line from the video for likes, you're up!

    • @eternalyfeful
      @eternalyfeful 5 років тому +47

      On marriage: "Hey, I bet you half my shit I don't cheat on you!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @supunbandara5358
      @supunbandara5358 5 років тому +7

      For likes or not it really helps to re remember specific lines. 😂

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- 5 років тому +2

      Michael Flores lol

    • @rockvlog5117
      @rockvlog5117 4 роки тому

      no exit strategy for love

    • @marsgal6028
      @marsgal6028 3 роки тому

      I like you, but I better not love you

  • @TheOne-yq6qk
    @TheOne-yq6qk 5 років тому +114

    80085, 😂, I remember that from the 90's, we were easily impressed back then.

    • @TheOne-yq6qk
      @TheOne-yq6qk 5 років тому +3

      @Todd Foret Maybe, I was born in the 80's so I only noticed it in the 90's, nearly the same era though.

    • @omp365
      @omp365 5 років тому +1

      it was actually a whole story originally, about a girl going to see the doctor. it had a sequence of numbers you typed in and you ended up with 55378008 (boobless) (no boobs)

    • @TheOne-yq6qk
      @TheOne-yq6qk 5 років тому

      @@omp365 Haha, I think I remember something like that.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 років тому +3

      Used to wait 30 minutes for one super pixely naughty pic to show up over an AOL trial disk over dial-up line using a 28.8 modem, after pushing the "turbo" button on your 386 powered POS Compaq
      Get up, make a sammich, take a dump, come back, and it's still half loaded, maybe see a fuzzy nipple in there somewhere....then save that shit to a 3.5 floppy with the 8 _other_ pics it took you a week to load and fit on there, along with a single song. Then pass that around to your friends at school to copy

    • @TheOne-yq6qk
      @TheOne-yq6qk 5 років тому +4

      @@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing The struggle was real 😂

  • @juliag.599
    @juliag.599 4 роки тому +31

    that amazing moment when they knew what he meant by typing 80085 on a calculator lmaooo

    • @luvbig41
      @luvbig41 3 роки тому +1

      AND I still don't get it.

    • @ROJO25
      @ROJO25 3 роки тому +3

      @@luvbig41 80085 appear to be BOOBS on a digital calculator.

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 3 роки тому

      It’s 5138008

  • @sanjuansteve
    @sanjuansteve 5 років тому +494

    @5:49 Maybe I'm not a bigot. Maybe I'm just a little #BigotCurious. lol

    • @ianleex6874
      @ianleex6874 5 років тому +2

      sanjuansteve yeah I liked that one a lot. That was deep

    • @TheDewaltBoy
      @TheDewaltBoy 5 років тому +8

      sanjuansteve oh thanks i totally missed that one after having just watched the video.

    • @daynnite6212
      @daynnite6212 5 років тому +1

      @@TheDewaltBoy wow! Just when I thought sarcastic comments couldn't get any better. And I'm not even being sarcastic, or am I?

  • @FoxVox
    @FoxVox 5 років тому +24

    "We had another Dave." I laughed so hard I almost swallowed a makeup wipe.

    • @rui5421
      @rui5421 5 років тому

      Spooky Mama explain lol

  • @bagoboy2446
    @bagoboy2446 3 роки тому +6

    I watched this like 5 times and laughed every time, he got a good comedic style

  • @successfulMillennial
    @successfulMillennial 5 років тому +7

    THANK YOU UA-cam for the recommendation.....he's awesome!!!

  • @Woody2Times
    @Woody2Times 5 років тому +20

    Lol the title is “Marriage is for poor people” and I still laughed when he said it.

  • @alexandernagel8205
    @alexandernagel8205 4 роки тому +2

    Best new comic I’ve seen in awhile. Beautiful

  • @lawrenceomang2712
    @lawrenceomang2712 5 років тому +18

    Every word was a punch line. This is comedy gold. Hilarious

  • @MitchellBahamas
    @MitchellBahamas 5 років тому +16

    the 'bigget-curios' bit was genius lol

  • @daronanderson2590
    @daronanderson2590 4 роки тому +1

    One of the most underrated comedians out there!

  • @justinpettit3432
    @justinpettit3432 5 років тому +59

    For years I've been waiting for a newer age comedian to emerge that was special and I think we have it in Michael Che.

    • @dove7778
      @dove7778 4 роки тому +2

      Check out Trevor Noah.. he's the best and smartest..

    • @mjg6233
      @mjg6233 4 роки тому +6

      @@dove7778 no

    • @nancyhernandez2271
      @nancyhernandez2271 4 роки тому +1

      There’s some good ones out there right now!! Ron Finches, Hannibal Burres, Trevor Noah, Dulcè Sloan and Chris Redd to name a few off the top of my head:)

    • @dylanhoward718
      @dylanhoward718 3 роки тому

      Nate bargatze

    • @bm3nace
      @bm3nace 3 роки тому

      Jerrod carmichael

  • @timebiggs1767
    @timebiggs1767 5 років тому +20

    D L Hugley level comic, he’s gonna be around a long time. Bliss up Che.

  • @dfrees42
    @dfrees42 4 роки тому +9

    Such an underrated comic 💯

  • @ReeseEifler
    @ReeseEifler 5 років тому +7

    This man needs an award.

  • @amymcbride9639
    @amymcbride9639 5 років тому +122

    Love this. The camera keeps cutting off the map to say Anal St. Even the background made me laugh.

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 5 років тому +1

      I'm so childish I was reading it as Anal St even when the C was there.

    • @woldrawm
      @woldrawm 5 років тому +1

      OMG! I just noticed!!!

    • @Camilla13K
      @Camilla13K 5 років тому +1

      Lmao 😂 😂 😂 dude

    • @cooterpolluter
      @cooterpolluter 5 років тому +1

      Not on my phone, you Unt.

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 3 роки тому

      HAHA!

  • @zwaks.mthimkhulu
    @zwaks.mthimkhulu 4 роки тому +202

    "I bet you half my wealth I won't cheat on you" this is so true. Marriage is not a good idea for rich people.

    • @m2goofy760
      @m2goofy760 4 роки тому +45

      Not a good idea for any man. All the risk and the reward is lost once you marry them. Its like winning a live grenade with no pin...it will blow up in your face eventually and while you hold it and pray it doesn't you wonder why you ever thought it was ever considered a prize.

    • @issecret1
      @issecret1 4 роки тому +10

      🙄 Kids

    • @thapelomaraisane8705
      @thapelomaraisane8705 4 роки тому +2

      @@issecret1 ikr

    • @karinpowers1018
      @karinpowers1018 3 роки тому +23

      @@m2goofy760 Actually studies show that married men are consistently happier than their single counterparts. *mgtowsdonotlikescience

    • @m2goofy760
      @m2goofy760 3 роки тому +31

      @@karinpowers1018 post a link to these studies. I have yet to meet a man who's been married more than 5yrs who doesn't regret it and would marry his wife again if he had to do it all over.
      Every married man wifed up an amazing girlfriend, I have never met a man with an amazing wife...

  • @zeroshade715
    @zeroshade715 5 років тому +10

    This guy is underrated

  • @Sam-ij7co
    @Sam-ij7co 2 роки тому +4

    I genuinely think che might be the funniest comedian ever he is just too good

  • @NoGoingBack2024
    @NoGoingBack2024 Рік тому +1

    So funny. Love this guy!

  • @donx2341
    @donx2341 5 років тому +6

    First time hearing about Michael Che! This guy is hilarious! Can’t want to watch more videos/ hopefully attended one of his shows 😂😂😂😂 strive brotherman! Strive!

  • @embe1
    @embe1 5 років тому +5

    Never seen his stand up before...............like him immediately

  • @jdogg2098
    @jdogg2098 4 роки тому +5

    That like and love thing was spot on 👏👏

  • @haemusic1
    @haemusic1 5 років тому +17

    Che... your writing is insane. Most brilliant set ever!

  • @sarikatimmi
    @sarikatimmi 5 років тому +70

    love this guy. no politics. just laughs
    so true about the evian tho. thought it was just me

    • @a.d.7117
      @a.d.7117 5 років тому +4

      Your joking right?? 90% of his comments on snl are political & race related

    • @a.d.7117
      @a.d.7117 5 років тому

      Alexander Leblanc nope, I’m not sensitive joke away

    • @hiramrosajr8231
      @hiramrosajr8231 5 років тому

      @Alexander Leblanc umm thats snl dumbass

    • @bullshark3771
      @bullshark3771 5 років тому

      sarikatimmi the gay marriage thing was politicsl

    • @coryb8432
      @coryb8432 5 років тому

      You don't think his stand-up is scripted that's foolish I'm sure he's spent hundreds of hours scripting his set

  • @zwide4
    @zwide4 3 роки тому +2

    absolute class , can't wrap my head around why he's not a bigger act!

    • @javierjavierortiz5182
      @javierjavierortiz5182 3 роки тому +1

      He writes for SNL

    • @zwide4
      @zwide4 3 роки тому +1

      @@javierjavierortiz5182 i know he does, but what I meant was most people outside the US don't know him, like me, and most people outside the US love comedy, like me.

  • @Standupibrahimbackup
    @Standupibrahimbackup 4 роки тому +3

    After a long time, enjoyed a set which is equally perfect every minute. Love the whole set bruh

  • @InfiniteCyclus
    @InfiniteCyclus 5 років тому +28

    Bigotry is just an outing of being afraid of other people's opinions.

  • @karimlyn1967
    @karimlyn1967 3 роки тому +6

    At 3:49, the camera transitions to him having his left hand raised in front of the red background line... UA-cam's progress red line at the bottom of the video lines up perfectly with that background line to give him a 3-D effect, like he's coming out of the screen.

  • @dexgen4809
    @dexgen4809 5 років тому +5

    Added to my list of favourite comedians