American Thug vs. UK Roadman

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  • @zulucruz664
    @zulucruz664 3 роки тому +33254

    America: Thugs peacefully armed with gun
    UK: Roadmen violently armed with spoon

    • @Sparrowo51
      @Sparrowo51 3 роки тому +1020

      Peacefully lmao

    • @alexdapanda92
      @alexdapanda92 3 роки тому +86

      😂

    • @Sparrowo51
      @Sparrowo51 3 роки тому +153

      @Uzi Khan clearly not. America is a hoodlum shithole and its clear as day.

    • @ratkiller6237
      @ratkiller6237 3 роки тому +548

      @@Sparrowo51 clear as chewsday?

    • @OneRichMofo
      @OneRichMofo 3 роки тому +164

      @@ratkiller6237 lol innit

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 роки тому +22449

    Roadmen always got the weirdest drip tho

    • @suhayb5
      @suhayb5 3 роки тому +335

      ok roadman

    • @happyfun192
      @happyfun192 3 роки тому +248

      WHY ARE YOU HERE

    • @randomguy7473
      @randomguy7473 3 роки тому +83

      Are you just commenting on every video you see

    • @siroof5663
      @siroof5663 3 роки тому +70

      Shut the fuck up you say erb while we say herb BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING H you say WADOR BODLE

    • @Hackerking10010
      @Hackerking10010 3 роки тому +4

      Hi

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 3 роки тому +7929

    “Where’s your phone, I need the time”
    *stares at sun aggressively* “somewhere around noon”

  • @EkayLaive
    @EkayLaive 2 роки тому +3218

    Man said “did I STUTHER”💀

    • @DannyBoy719
      @DannyBoy719 2 роки тому +8

      @@Urfavvmali456 *cant*

    • @Del80VR
      @Del80VR Рік тому +37

      average London moment

    • @donnimidds65
      @donnimidds65 Рік тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marieblade0613
      @marieblade0613 Рік тому +20

      Lol, I want to instantly reply, " No, but you lisp." 😂

    • @shem7146
      @shem7146 Рік тому +9

      british dental problems causing speech issues moment

  • @tauempire1793
    @tauempire1793 3 роки тому +8865

    Part 2: When the American comes back to London but he packs some heat.

    • @andhikamaharetsi625
      @andhikamaharetsi625 3 роки тому +234

      Bruh make this lol

    • @Chewkz
      @Chewkz  3 роки тому +2152

      You gotta help me write how he got the heat through airport security though 😂

    • @Wolfgernerbw
      @Wolfgernerbw 3 роки тому +114

      Nerf Gun Camo @Chewkz

    • @Ra111den
      @Ra111den 3 роки тому +78

      @@Chewkz by packaging mail rofl

    • @02reidr111
      @02reidr111 3 роки тому +54

      How the hell u gonna get a gun over here

  • @thatha1rlin33
    @thatha1rlin33 3 роки тому +6400

    That’s a pretty big spoon, one might even say it’s comically large

    • @dustycover3015
      @dustycover3015 3 роки тому +55

      Looks like a shovel to me.

    • @axlios6778
      @axlios6778 3 роки тому +169

      Only a spoonful

    • @vai.06
      @vai.06 3 роки тому +21

      Thats what she said

    • @ZekSanchez
      @ZekSanchez 3 роки тому +31

      Oh like from that meme with the guy with the comically large spoon haha why am I thinking about a comically large french fry thing from Good Burger that I may or may not have made up I think it's real though

    • @axlios6778
      @axlios6778 3 роки тому +7

      @@ZekSanchez Nothing is real

  • @AirportPlaneSpotting
    @AirportPlaneSpotting 2 роки тому +4822

    “Remember what I told you”
    “Er….. NoTiNgHaM fOrEsT”

  • @nattyfatty413
    @nattyfatty413 Рік тому +673

    "Well, we call it socce-"
    Spongebob narrator: Two thousand stabs later...

  • @leo.montoya
    @leo.montoya 3 роки тому +9351

    Road man heard him say Arsenal and was like, "I don't need to do anything, he's already suffering"😂

  • @Lucky28PT
    @Lucky28PT 3 роки тому +4854

    The "DID I STUTTER??!" part always gets me, unbelievable

    • @narnia1233
      @narnia1233 3 роки тому +17

      Ikr, I couldn’t help but laugh at that. It sounds so funny. 😂

    • @hephystion3044
      @hephystion3044 3 роки тому +14

      Fuck that bit killed me 🤣😂

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 3 роки тому +2

      @@narnia1233 what's so funny about it? It sounds perfectly normal...

    • @LuciDreamer
      @LuciDreamer 3 роки тому +3

      @@livedandletdie really he is like saying it with his tongue😂😂😂

    • @deadpixel9032
      @deadpixel9032 3 роки тому +2

      Got flashbacks from The Office

  • @morningstarx5340
    @morningstarx5340 2 роки тому +8265

    Now do the one where a British 'roadman' steps into literally any hood in the u.s. 🤣🤣

    • @Commander_Reid
      @Commander_Reid 2 роки тому +833

      No shanking will be done here in USA I can assure that

    • @morningstarx5340
      @morningstarx5340 2 роки тому +899

      @@Commander_Reid you might see a blade or 2 but thats bc bro didn't level up his character yet

    • @shadowsnipes9242
      @shadowsnipes9242 2 роки тому +467

      Its shoot or be shot over here 💀

    • @6nrf9zaza58
      @6nrf9zaza58 2 роки тому +2

      @@shadowsnipes9242 nar it aint use ar all shitty arsed

    • @shadowsnipes9242
      @shadowsnipes9242 2 роки тому +269

      @@6nrf9zaza58 pretty sure you can get sued for not including a seizure warning before you type some shit like that

  • @Trythisone229
    @Trythisone229 Рік тому +625

    The lisp- 💀😭

  • @TOPDrawingsEPIC
    @TOPDrawingsEPIC 3 роки тому +2116

    Always carry a Bo'Oh'O'wa'Aer for your own safety

    • @thejakker6369
      @thejakker6369 3 роки тому +44

      The floor atcher feet is just littered with discarded consonants, innit mate?😆

    • @pradashwaii7792
      @pradashwaii7792 3 роки тому +65

      On chewsdays especially

    • @jumpinnemo5044
      @jumpinnemo5044 3 роки тому +29

      @@pradashwaii7792 Must bring biscuits aswell

    • @iknowimgaywhenimsayingthis9059
      @iknowimgaywhenimsayingthis9059 3 роки тому +6

      Yall wanna help me fuck mahhhh cooosin, hate American accent hahah

    • @trevorhodge470
      @trevorhodge470 3 роки тому +9

      @@iknowimgaywhenimsayingthis9059 yeah cuz there’s one American accent. There the fucking Boston, New York accent(several within the city), Midwest, South, Texas, PNW, California(Surfer -SoCal), California(Bay Area), so try to elaborate buddy. Nobody likes the Yorkshire or geordie accent either fam. I’d rather have any American accent than a fucking Essex accent that gives me AIDS

  • @yurrrr2005
    @yurrrr2005 2 роки тому +1623

    he does the american accent so good i can’t even tell he’s trying to do one

    • @nicholas104
      @nicholas104 2 роки тому +43

      You're joking.

    • @yurrrr2005
      @yurrrr2005 2 роки тому +12

      @@nicholas104 yeah..😂😂 i realized my mistake

    • @iwillnot._2807
      @iwillnot._2807 Рік тому +1

      Fr

    • @ditdutdat
      @ditdutdat Рік тому +19

      @@yurrrr2005 what mistake? His American accent is actually really good

    • @TheodoreBrosevelt
      @TheodoreBrosevelt Рік тому +15

      @@ditdutdat He hade me fooled, sounds like someone from the East Coast

  • @alicebayntun3050
    @alicebayntun3050 3 роки тому +815

    The lisp on "did I stutter" actually made me laugh for the first time in days. Thanks 😂🤣

  • @1kizhun
    @1kizhun 2 роки тому +205

    This should be the offical british tourism guide video

    • @notgadot
      @notgadot 8 місяців тому +3

      I agree mate

    • @Skaxarrat
      @Skaxarrat 4 місяці тому +2

      "I'll shank you! Welcome to London fam" - London Chamber of Commerce & Industry

  • @user-jg3yx8yu4l
    @user-jg3yx8yu4l 3 роки тому +3026

    I’m so impressed by how he can do different voices and accents so well

    • @Bxdlmbstx
      @Bxdlmbstx 3 роки тому +61

      He is British. He fakes an American accent. I couldn’t believe it!

    • @haydenlloyd4543
      @haydenlloyd4543 3 роки тому +11

      @@Bxdlmbstx then why is he going *thhhhhhhh* when he’s speaking “like a roadman” like that’s how they actually speak

    • @user-jg3yx8yu4l
      @user-jg3yx8yu4l 3 роки тому +3

      He’s just that good!

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 3 роки тому +8

      @@haydenlloyd4543 he can do a better American accent than a Roadmen accent

    • @Jordan-vf6dg
      @Jordan-vf6dg 2 роки тому +3

      As a Black American, I can confirm his "Brooklyn" Accent is subpar

  • @mariowater65
    @mariowater65 3 роки тому +1109

    I’m wondering why the American didn’t have a 9mm gun loaded with freedom in his pocket?

    • @Mauiwitaacog
      @Mauiwitaacog 3 роки тому +141

      It would probably be 45. ACP to be extra American

    • @andrewboateng3822
      @andrewboateng3822 3 роки тому +126

      @@Mauiwitaacog 50. cal to be extra American

    • @avatech4943
      @avatech4943 3 роки тому +168

      Cause he a looong way from home, fam

    • @fablenumber1fan
      @fablenumber1fan 3 роки тому +86

      Maybe because this a skit of a Yank being in the UK......can't bring your freedom over here to shoot out of a car window for protection. Up close and personal unless you come across one of the guys carrying a 50+ year sawn off

    • @scoobsshrooms109
      @scoobsshrooms109 3 роки тому +43

      @@fablenumber1fan I mean a real thug wouldn’t take no shit, knife or not. He would die before he acted like a bitch. I’ve seen it too much.

  • @alibasheracampong2140
    @alibasheracampong2140 3 роки тому +4533

    Everyone a roadman until the american pulls out "freedom" from his bag
    Edit: geez i never thought this will has this much likes and the pirate kid in the replies chill

  • @MrLimo-ii8rp
    @MrLimo-ii8rp 2 роки тому +184

    True, roadmen are scary bc it’s hard to understand what they talking about.

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 Рік тому +41

      Man thats just crackhead rules. Don't make eye contact, act like you're deaf, and be on your way.

    • @adriancontreras1880
      @adriancontreras1880 6 місяців тому +1

      Yea I couldn't follow any of that dialog

    • @gradyparsons6678
      @gradyparsons6678 5 місяців тому +1

      @@adriancontreras1880you're obviously really stupid.

    • @anonymous-iu4th
      @anonymous-iu4th 23 дні тому

      ​@@hamburgerdog25 nah most of the time roadmen are just little kids who desperately want attention and they'll follow you if you try to walk off. It's very painful. I hate the UK

  • @catharsis08
    @catharsis08 3 роки тому +412

    He's lucky that he is not a Tottenham fan

  • @miloelite
    @miloelite 3 роки тому +141

    “Ain’t nobody doing no pissin’, dawg,” is one of the best lines I have ever heard. Gotta use that one 😆

  • @PickAPocky
    @PickAPocky 3 роки тому +36

    Its funny that british people think thugs gon be scared of a knife, lmao

    • @defunctaccount1944
      @defunctaccount1944 3 роки тому +1

      Shut the fuck up honestly knives are fucking horrendously gruesome

    • @dustycover3015
      @dustycover3015 3 роки тому +9

      @@defunctaccount1944 they are gruesome but they are not scary when you live in a country where everyone carries guns including criminals that can literally take your whole damn head off.

    • @mero7731
      @mero7731 3 роки тому +9

      @@defunctaccount1944 chill man. Knives are just not as scary as a gun. I much rather get mugged by a dude with a knife than a gun

    • @nipplecream3099
      @nipplecream3099 3 роки тому +5

      @@defunctaccount1944 as opposed to the perfectly clean wounds of 9mm hollowpoints

    • @naokir.3649
      @naokir.3649 3 роки тому

      @@nipplecream3099 lmfaooo right

  • @imhigh.933
    @imhigh.933 2 роки тому +202

    “Yo welcome to London Fam!”
    **Shanks him Afterwards anyways**

  • @ANONYM00SE
    @ANONYM00SE 3 роки тому +82

    the “don’ PISS me off fam” part always gets me 😂😂😂

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 роки тому

      "Get pissed" means very different things in English and American.

    • @lfl7113
      @lfl7113 2 місяці тому

      That's the best Part🤣🤣

  • @MrNoNameForYou
    @MrNoNameForYou 3 роки тому +280

    Highly doubt an American thug would react in such a way.

    • @jacobcerda6924
      @jacobcerda6924 3 роки тому +21

      frfr

    • @dustycover3015
      @dustycover3015 3 роки тому +88

      He'd probably bitch slap the roadman. Someone flexing with a knife or a spoon is child's play in the state's.

    • @periodic98
      @periodic98 3 роки тому +25

      @@dustycover3015 well he would be dead.

    • @PickAPocky
      @PickAPocky 3 роки тому +30

      @@periodic98 the roadman that is

    • @dustycover3015
      @dustycover3015 3 роки тому +35

      @@periodic98 I had I knife pulled on me on three different occasions. I pulled out a knife as well and that quickly de escalated the situation and I'm still breathing bro. Criminals look for soft targets, if you put up a fight or challenge them they will most likely back off.

  • @coolunusual
    @coolunusual 2 роки тому +255

    "Ain't nobody doing no pissing dawg" - Every American talking to a British person at some point

    • @Nekesu
      @Nekesu Рік тому +6

      Well we understand pissing someone off, its more like the phrase: "You takin a piss fam?" Or something like that that wouldn't make as much sense.

    • @Del80VR
      @Del80VR Рік тому

      or an American in London

    • @Del80VR
      @Del80VR Рік тому +3

      @@Nekesu or “the piss”

    • @ScottJB
      @ScottJB 9 місяців тому +2

      It made no sense why he would react that way. We use the phrase "pissing me off" all the time in the US.
      We just don't use "taking the piss," and "to be pissed" means angry, not drunk.

  • @DannyThaPlug
    @DannyThaPlug 2 роки тому +34

    “DID I STUH-AH” had me rolling

    • @Del80VR
      @Del80VR Рік тому

      fRRRReedom in le pocket
      why do you pronounce the R’s so heavily

  • @fantasyfan6037
    @fantasyfan6037 3 роки тому +271

    As soon as I saw the roadman costume and mannerisms I started laughing so hard at this. Been binge watching your videos and you’re very funny!

  • @dashingtherouxthesnow4017
    @dashingtherouxthesnow4017 3 роки тому +126

    That squeal gets me every time

  • @anonymity120
    @anonymity120 3 роки тому +508

    How it really would've happened:
    "Ima get my shank right now"
    "That's cute Harry Potter"
    *Pulls out glock*

    • @eradict
      @eradict 3 роки тому +31

      O say can you see...

    • @feckusmaximus3234
      @feckusmaximus3234 3 роки тому +27

      *Immediately gets arrested*

    • @anonymity120
      @anonymity120 3 роки тому +40

      @@feckusmaximus3234 *But at the end of the day, one of them is alive and the other is dead*

    • @lore2458
      @lore2458 3 роки тому +3

      @Daisy Mae it's called illegally

    • @SKRRTCOBAIN00
      @SKRRTCOBAIN00 2 роки тому +24

      @@lore2458 yh an American is getting a strap here just for holiday…. Lol
      Americans will be unarmed in England I want to see them getting their wap through the airport

  • @markmickman
    @markmickman 2 роки тому +61

    Bro was about to get robbed by the British Mike Tyson 💀

    • @Del80VR
      @Del80VR Рік тому +3

      this is the only comment I’ve laughed at so far

  • @ILoVeLemoN_
    @ILoVeLemoN_ 3 роки тому +93

    Alternative ending: Brooklyn dude gets pissed and pulls out a 9 and starts roasting the roadman

    • @bunchofneeks8018
      @bunchofneeks8018 3 роки тому +6

      And then about 40 mans come down for the british lad to back him. You don’t know nothin 🤣

    • @averagejoe6352
      @averagejoe6352 3 роки тому +25

      @@bunchofneeks8018 you’re trying to argue a group of guys with knives could take on a guy with a gun… not the brightest brit are you

    • @Juuk215
      @Juuk215 3 роки тому +9

      Ayo fr fr Brooklyn gon get dat strap and roast him and man even if them “roadmen” come creepin out da bush like rats mans finna pop em all

    • @bunchofneeks8018
      @bunchofneeks8018 3 роки тому +4

      @@Juuk215 Yh your deffo from the hood you know the ins and outs talking like a muppet on a UA-cam vid. Bud you’d get battered

    • @bunchofneeks8018
      @bunchofneeks8018 3 роки тому +2

      @@averagejoe6352 Yh your Nd guy with a gun could take out 40 lads. Yh big up call of duty max ammo he’s gots shots for days. I think your the dopey lad here

  • @bluemoon5492
    @bluemoon5492 3 роки тому +358

    If that question was about a team that would be playing in the Champions League next season it would be a lot better

    • @zulucruz664
      @zulucruz664 3 роки тому

      Arse-anal in champions league?

  • @dWFnZWVr
    @dWFnZWVr 3 роки тому +100

    If you’re ever in London and hear: “Oi, where you from big man”, don’t look, just run.

    • @zeever7
      @zeever7 3 роки тому +46

      Well, i will reply "im from Russia" with thick slav accent

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 3 роки тому

      I’m def gon run

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 3 роки тому +16

      @@italoarias1 it means what hood or ends are you from cuz you might be an opp or an easy target. Plus they’ll pull out their gigantic knives and try to shank you

    • @JP.09.
      @JP.09. 3 роки тому

      @@donathan2933 omg I didn't know when I was in London

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 3 роки тому

      @@JP.09. what part of London tho? I’m usually referring to the South parts

  • @BloodMoonASMR
    @BloodMoonASMR Рік тому +7

    The vibe gives off an early 2000s horror video game

  • @dhilipans5412
    @dhilipans5412 3 роки тому +76

    Should have said Italy to unlock bad ending

  • @tonyjoestar2632
    @tonyjoestar2632 2 роки тому +32

    I can see this being the opening to a U.K. GTA game

  • @H1RX11
    @H1RX11 3 роки тому +60

    The name roadman seems kinda like a name of a horror character

    • @gandalfstormcrow7943
      @gandalfstormcrow7943 3 роки тому +6

      I suppose that is indeed the intention behind the nomenclature…

    • @notlightbeam4889
      @notlightbeam4889 3 роки тому

      It reminded me of the Country Road Creature when I heard the name

    • @hklegomaster
      @hklegomaster 3 роки тому +1

      Non white teen is NOT the preferred nomenclature
      Roadman plz

  • @heatherwoodley8244
    @heatherwoodley8244 6 місяців тому +1

    DID I STUTTER??!! I haven't heard that in tiiiiiiiiiime!!!! Was lovely!

  • @8bitnation419
    @8bitnation419 5 місяців тому +9

    Sounds like a Roadman Mike Tyson.

  • @Bsaunders990
    @Bsaunders990 2 роки тому +16

    Genuinely had a crazy dickhead pull a spoon on me coming off the tube last week. This is too accurate 🤦‍♂️.

  • @ang72877
    @ang72877 2 роки тому +61

    as someone who lives in london i can confirm this is accurate as hell to the point a normal person like me knows the roadman language thoroughly

    • @Lo33y_
      @Lo33y_ 2 роки тому +6

      Only inaccuracy is the spoon

    • @JusticeGamingNY
      @JusticeGamingNY 2 роки тому +10

      So they really are clowns huh

    • @interestedbystander196
      @interestedbystander196 2 роки тому +2

      @@Lo33y_ Bruv, mandem use a ladle, innit.

    • @ipeed
      @ipeed 2 роки тому +3

      Well road men took a lot of slang from Toronto and NYC and some of their own mixed it together and created the roadman slang

    • @user-kh9nd9iv2t
      @user-kh9nd9iv2t 2 роки тому +3

      @@ipeed they didn't.

  • @SohanDsouza
    @SohanDsouza 10 місяців тому +2

    Yeah, I dunno, getting shanked with a spoon seems worse than getting shanked with a knife.

  • @Jaleng368
    @Jaleng368 3 роки тому +720

    WAIT ARSENAL… just hit him a couple times to get him thinking straight

    • @Astronomiez
      @Astronomiez 3 роки тому +21

      You play Roblox...

    • @Jaleng368
      @Jaleng368 3 роки тому +2

      @@Astronomiez and

    • @KalHiwatari
      @KalHiwatari 3 роки тому +18

      @@Jaleng368 lol you play Roblox.

    • @HG-bp8lh
      @HG-bp8lh 3 роки тому +8

      @@Jaleng368 lol he plays roblox

    • @Jaleng368
      @Jaleng368 3 роки тому +3

      @@KalHiwatari AND

  • @guyleim
    @guyleim 3 роки тому +26

    “I’LL SHANK YOU, FAM!”
    “CHING”
    *dies in London*

    • @Alang_492
      @Alang_492 3 роки тому +7

      Dies in British

    • @LC-yb4wj
      @LC-yb4wj 3 роки тому

      @@greyvisionmusic 🤣

  • @mikespaintedminis5100
    @mikespaintedminis5100 3 роки тому +23

    “What endssstthhh!?” 😂😂😂

  • @stephanywkgamer661
    @stephanywkgamer661 2 місяці тому +1

    The way you did this too funny DID I STUTTER why was this actually accurate for roadmen like the accent and they way the speak as well A star
    at least roadmen aint gonna threating you with a gun like the THUGS

  • @alonso1659
    @alonso1659 3 роки тому +86

    I watched this like a million times now I can’t stop laughing

    • @beholdtheman3161
      @beholdtheman3161 3 роки тому +1

      So you watched it a million times before it tickled you?

    • @Crimson19977
      @Crimson19977 3 роки тому

      @@beholdtheman3161 man’s got fast ignition

  • @chubbymonkey2215
    @chubbymonkey2215 3 роки тому +66

    Road man are just chefs with spoons don’t worry

    • @LonelyPix
      @LonelyPix 3 роки тому

      Finally you used google translate

    • @TTk0004
      @TTk0004 3 роки тому

      Yes. We use spoons

    • @rzMGMT
      @rzMGMT 3 роки тому

      You mean *"chavs"*

    • @Del80VR
      @Del80VR Рік тому

      guns exist in this country
      you people confuse my bullpup L85A2 oh wait- you don’t know what a bullpup is

  • @ssjkaryuusennin
    @ssjkaryuusennin 3 роки тому +15

    "Ain't nobody doing no pissing" was probably the best line

  • @fire3022-ae
    @fire3022-ae 8 місяців тому +2

    when man says "Where`s your phone? ineed the time..." that is the polite way of robbing,

  • @SchizmKing
    @SchizmKing 2 роки тому +21

    Roadman: "wuh, I'll shank you!"
    American: *Laughs in Beretta*

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 роки тому

      At least he died laughing.

    • @IoT_
      @IoT_ 2 роки тому

      Laughs in Italian

  • @seekerofknowledge78
    @seekerofknowledge78 3 роки тому +26

    We need a roadman in Brooklyn

    • @lan7770
      @lan7770 3 роки тому

      They way they act talk and behave

    • @joshpring1
      @joshpring1 3 роки тому +2

      From what I've seen in the media, you already have them.

    • @dustycover3015
      @dustycover3015 3 роки тому

      We need one in Chicago and Detroit too.

    • @B0x_T00l
      @B0x_T00l 3 роки тому

      @@dustycover3015 Bro you can't have shit in detroit

    • @rickyronny4019
      @rickyronny4019 2 роки тому

      y'all got Roadman in Brooklyn? How do they act?

  • @acerix4103
    @acerix4103 3 роки тому +9

    Man being part of a new sensation is absolutely wonderful. 😂😂 "Aaaaaaahhhh" great acting.

  • @malin.percocet
    @malin.percocet 2 роки тому +9

    did I STUTTER😭😭😭😭😭killed me

    • @HomelessShoe
      @HomelessShoe Рік тому

      You know what makes me stutter? That bloody dreading looking baby in your photo staring into my soul 😰

  • @caleb7780
    @caleb7780 3 роки тому +52

    British “Roadman”: ima attack you with a spoon mate then ima steal your wata
    American Gangster: pulls out his heater and shoots Prince Fredrick of oi bruv land

    • @cashsummary3472
      @cashsummary3472 3 роки тому +1

      Ong

    • @lore2458
      @lore2458 3 роки тому

      @Cool Dood 🧢

    • @rickyronny4019
      @rickyronny4019 2 роки тому

      nigga a Roadman will pull out a foot long sword and pierce yo fucking heart lol. I'm exaggerating but still the knives they use are pretty fuckin large

    • @lore2458
      @lore2458 2 роки тому

      @@rickyronny4019 and the American is going to pull up with a modern warfare Loadout

    • @rickyronny4019
      @rickyronny4019 2 роки тому +1

      @@lore2458 yeah since niggas here be carrying guns 24/7. Everybody and they momma got a gun nowadays. Overpowered weapons aside, who would win in a fist fight? UK gangsta or the US gangsta? The results seem 50/50 to me cuz I’m convinced neither of em can rlly fight without weapons. The only rappers I know with martial arts experience are 50 cent and Bugzy Malone

  • @danielevans8910
    @danielevans8910 3 роки тому +28

    Having a southern drawl grants you +3 charisma in the UK.

    • @adamcarson3871
      @adamcarson3871 2 роки тому

      Blooming southerners and northerners both -10000 everything. Middles where it’s at

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 роки тому +1

      @@adamcarson3871 The midlands? Birmingham?

    • @MentalAbility28
      @MentalAbility28 2 роки тому +1

      Interesting...not hard to imagine why.

    • @adamcarson3871
      @adamcarson3871 2 роки тому +2

      @@davidwuhrer6704 exactly

    • @rajkaranvirk7525
      @rajkaranvirk7525 2 роки тому +2

      @@adamcarson3871 he’s talking about the US south.

  • @andersondorcin
    @andersondorcin 3 роки тому +9

    “Mike Thyson”

  • @fariraimudiwa1737
    @fariraimudiwa1737 Рік тому

    one of the best channels

  • @Dimera09
    @Dimera09 2 роки тому +6

    Mate this roadman impression is fuuuuccckkkkinnngggg perfect lol. Can think of hundreds of dudes like this 🤣

  • @Berryations
    @Berryations 3 роки тому +51

    Love this, but never heard of a roadman so was a little unclear about the spoon 🤣

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 3 роки тому

      I thought it was a traffic cop

    • @ItszaGemar
      @ItszaGemar 3 роки тому

      Oh yeah, its a slang for thugs in the uk.

    • @angelgutierrez374
      @angelgutierrez374 3 роки тому

      They stab people alot lol most carry knives in still working on what's up with the spoon though🤔🧐indeed a mystery

    • @thecharger7900
      @thecharger7900 3 роки тому

      @@angelgutierrez374 bcuz if they police find out then they get jailed
      So they have knives in the belt and a spoon in their pad so they won’t be suspected

  • @ealc603
    @ealc603 3 роки тому +8

    He didn’t take them seriously.
    *Until..*
    “Ayup!”

  • @UnwaveringBackBone
    @UnwaveringBackBone Рік тому +21

    Those downtown abbey roadman make me extremely nervous. They got pocket full of scones and you don't want to cross them when they're feeling "quite peckish." Plus their ops are bangers & mash

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 Рік тому +2

      My first thought was "downtown abbey sounds like the most innocent downtown ever. I'm probably wrong" and then I kept reading and I'm sorry but everything you said was adorable. Pocket full of scones, quite peckish? Bruh

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky Рік тому +1

      _Rally 'round the roadman…_
      _Wif' a pocketful of scones!_

    • @djdjdax2253
      @djdjdax2253 10 місяців тому +1

      😂

  • @Camissunshine
    @Camissunshine 3 роки тому +15

    Wonder how long a roadman will live if he came to America’s hood probably like a min or two 😂😂😭

    • @kendrickllama3231
      @kendrickllama3231 3 роки тому +1

      America? The home of the color fashion gangs? 🤣🤣

    • @aaronforsyth3486
      @aaronforsyth3486 3 роки тому

      Bro roadmen ain’t gang members they’re edgy chavs our gangs are just like the us they’re just more secretive cus guns are cracked down on harder here

    • @michaelmann99
      @michaelmann99 2 роки тому

      Id say they get shot stepping off the plane

  • @domino_seam
    @domino_seam 3 роки тому +21

    Love it when he said "I'll shanqu"

  • @c15a
    @c15a 3 роки тому +4

    “Ill shank you”
    *laughs in 3d printed pistol*

  • @sheeeesh2727
    @sheeeesh2727 10 місяців тому +1

    Bro got me in the end😂

  • @RamLaska
    @RamLaska 3 роки тому +111

    "DID I THU-UH?"
    "No, but you've got a bit of a LITHP!"
    So, anyway, that's how *I* ended up here in the afterlife. How about you, bob?

  • @Alexandriaxxanime
    @Alexandriaxxanime Рік тому +3

    This guy should get hired as a actor in movies. He’s so good and can do a excellent American accent 😂😂

  • @sidhantkumar3785
    @sidhantkumar3785 3 роки тому +6

    "Did I stutter". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xoixols
    @xoixols 2 роки тому +2

    “Aint nobody doin no pissing dawg”. LMAO your a god

  • @thenon-stopdad601
    @thenon-stopdad601 3 роки тому +4

    That scream is hilarious 😂.

  • @onedown9936
    @onedown9936 3 роки тому +8

    You know dudes from the states dont roll like this, but it was still funny. Lmao

    • @trevorhodge470
      @trevorhodge470 3 роки тому +3

      Nah bruh most Americans are exactly like that

    • @royalbeans9742
      @royalbeans9742 3 роки тому +1

      @@trevorhodge470 and if a roadman met a thug in the US it’d be the same way as if an American meets a roadman in the uk

    • @trevorhodge470
      @trevorhodge470 3 роки тому

      @@royalbeans9742 I agree

    • @trevorhodge470
      @trevorhodge470 3 роки тому

      @@royalbeans9742 damn where? Here in the us or in Britain

    • @trevorhodge470
      @trevorhodge470 3 роки тому

      @@royalbeans9742 damn that’s insane

  • @quit2271
    @quit2271 3 роки тому +7

    "I'll shanku!"
    "Ahh~"
    *omg*

  • @atharvsgaming1346
    @atharvsgaming1346 3 місяці тому +1

    Nah , that "DID I STUTHER" fr sounded like mike tyson

  • @rikuzariyuzu2815
    @rikuzariyuzu2815 2 роки тому +53

    "I'll Thank You!"

  • @ethanfury1575
    @ethanfury1575 3 роки тому +5

    Great vid bro love your vids always brings a smile on my face 😃👍

  • @Jeremiahkilday02
    @Jeremiahkilday02 Рік тому +4

    I don't know any gangster in America who gets scared of a guy who pulls out a knife, come over here we got more guns in our country than people

    • @Josh-bs3ey
      @Josh-bs3ey Рік тому

      It was a joke usa have no banter

    • @mixtapemania6769
      @mixtapemania6769 Рік тому +1

      I mean, i imagine it's pretty scary when youre in the UK where you can't have a gun on you to defend yourself

    • @Jeremiahkilday02
      @Jeremiahkilday02 Рік тому +1

      @@Josh-bs3ey jokes are supposed to be funny

  • @baldskiofficial
    @baldskiofficial 2 роки тому +2

    The thug reminds of Mike Tyson with the way he speaks man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gasknight
    @gasknight 2 роки тому +3

    Roadmen ain't scary. My mom is scarier than any roadman confirmed

    • @Shavenhamster
      @Shavenhamster Рік тому

      Not that scary on their own but when 20 of them chase you into a chicken shop all with big f'ing knife you would be scared.

  • @juanmanuelvidal5121
    @juanmanuelvidal5121 3 роки тому +674

    Ah hello traveler! I see you are stuck in the endless realms of UA-cam Shorts! And being under control of the algorithm!
    Here: take this gift and use it's contents wisely!
    - x25 anti-cringe pills
    - x10 obamium ingots (better than netherite)
    - x1 flux generator (generates flux ofc, used
    to make obamium)
    -x50 diesel fuel canisters
    - x1 anti-karen-inator-9000 (basically oblitterates ang karen in your way)
    - x20 TNT
    - x5 bread
    - x5 health potions
    - x5 poison potions
    - x1 knife (stats: +12 damage +2 defense
    Again, use these items wisely.
    Good luck traveler!

    • @gabrielvaldes-ramos6980
      @gabrielvaldes-ramos6980 3 роки тому +39

      Legendary comment

    • @gean31
      @gean31 3 роки тому +29

      Ohh thanks. I Will really need those anti-cringe pills after some time wandering on the UA-cam shorts.

    • @RKLU1
      @RKLU1 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks

    • @qal5587
      @qal5587 3 роки тому +5

      this vid made me laugh but ill take it incase a russian mom and their 3 year old makes a garbage short, thanks

    • @PoliticalWonderland
      @PoliticalWonderland 3 роки тому +1

      All I need is my 4 Tollies to survive anything & everything… except Biden bombing my house 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @KINGMAC355
    @KINGMAC355 2 роки тому +7

    That roadman would get his face smashed in. I’ve never seen a roadman properly fight. They are not scary, they don’t sound scary or look scary.

  • @dusty_lady5836
    @dusty_lady5836 28 днів тому

    It's the scream...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm pissin myself

  • @khalil-si
    @khalil-si 3 роки тому +10

    Nobody gonna talk about the fact that man's got a spoon on him in public?

  • @LPScarlex
    @LPScarlex 3 роки тому +4

    I don't know how but I'm so glad the algorithm found me this man

  • @skanz3e99
    @skanz3e99 3 роки тому +13

    Whenever roadmen say a word that starts with P, you already know there's gonna be a loud pop

  • @sticks_studiosHQ
    @sticks_studiosHQ Рік тому +1

    “Wot don’t PITHHHH me off fam” 😂

  • @nerfy1166
    @nerfy1166 3 роки тому +8

    "Where's your phone?"
    "Where's your gun?"

  • @mikeoxmal1028
    @mikeoxmal1028 2 роки тому +2

    Bruh the lisp makes it so good

  • @thelytz9806
    @thelytz9806 3 роки тому +49

    I love how everyone in the comments is just making fun of Roadmen and saying how unthreatening they are compared to American Gangsters

    • @aaronforsyth3486
      @aaronforsyth3486 3 роки тому +12

      It’s funny cus roadmwn ain’t gang members in the uk there chavs the gang members are pretty fucking similar to the us over here they just have to be a lot more secretive since our government is a lot less liberal in terms of illegal firearms but don’t misunderstand roadmen ain’t gangmembers they’re edgy chavs

    • @bwingbwinggwiyomi
      @bwingbwinggwiyomi 3 роки тому +9

      yeah, cause we don't legalise guns here and don't have an epidemic of gun violence like America does. And like the dude above said, roadmen are literally male chavs and chavs refer to the female chavs. They all talk the same lol they're the ones who speak like the meme stereotype "bottle of water" and all that along with slang like "innit, bruv, fam, my g, nahhh, oi"

    • @jack_640
      @jack_640 3 роки тому +4

      @@bwingbwinggwiyomi crazy knife crime in UK

    • @moeali7368
      @moeali7368 3 роки тому +1

      @Daisy Mae rather take my chances with a knife than a gun tbh

    • @anoon-
      @anoon- 2 роки тому +1

      Cuz in America there are more guns than Americans!

  • @annelaureriviere5070
    @annelaureriviere5070 Рік тому

    - “ Did I stutter? “
    Stanley from the office😂

  • @Oleksey1769
    @Oleksey1769 3 роки тому +20

    I was expecting him to say "I support the ____ soccer team"

    • @last-genrichtofen9360
      @last-genrichtofen9360 3 роки тому +2

      I was expecting him to say an American football team like the Steelers.

  • @addyy8544
    @addyy8544 3 роки тому +4

    That scream 😂😂

  • @zyleemamisoup9675
    @zyleemamisoup9675 3 роки тому +4

    "ill shank ku"
    lovin the line rn

  • @magiccheeks
    @magiccheeks Рік тому

    The lisp!!! And the scream😂

  • @pieceofkurt1280
    @pieceofkurt1280 3 роки тому +4

    "It's Chelsea sire"
    **Sharpens the spoon**

  • @devinbobby9819
    @devinbobby9819 3 роки тому +6

    Y’all got the shanks and we got the straps 24/7

  • @graze1177
    @graze1177 2 роки тому +24

    Also UK Roadman when visited Detroit : *loud bang*

  • @Sweet_Oni
    @Sweet_Oni 5 місяців тому +3

    I’m sorry but no American is flinching at a knife. A gun yes.a knife no

    • @genko7405
      @genko7405 5 місяців тому +2

      Yea but u saying like knife can't kill u it's worse than gun

    • @kennethmullenix
      @kennethmullenix 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@genko7405a dummy with a knife is manageable cuz at the very least you can still attempt to run or disarm but a dummy with a gun still more dangerous,bullets too fast 😅 I'd take my chances with a knife anyday over a bullet

    • @genko7405
      @genko7405 5 місяців тому +1

      @@kennethmullenix bullets fast but knife is more dangerous they be chasing u with swords and 25 inch zombie knife not kitchen knife

    • @kennethmullenix
      @kennethmullenix 5 місяців тому +2

      @@genko7405 again still rather take my chances,knife sword,whatever can be dealt with but in some fashion but there's absolutely nothing you can do with a gun pointed at point you at point blank range,compare melee kills to shootings and shootings always higher. Even a child with a gun is more dangerous than a blade wielder.

    • @genko7405
      @genko7405 5 місяців тому

      @@kennethmullenix that’s easy then it takes more guts to use knives