The Faster-Than-Light Guillotine

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  • @becausescience
    @becausescience  5 років тому +787

    Thanks for watching, Super Nerds! This was a fun one, as many others have talked about these phenomena, but I've never seen the math on how to make some of them "work." See you in Footnotes. -- kH

    • @meinkamph5327
      @meinkamph5327 5 років тому +7

      I have a question.
      How fast are we going thru the universe?

    • @TheEFRoommates
      @TheEFRoommates 5 років тому +2

      Thanks Kyle, see you there!
      Edit: Quick Question Kyle, what's your favorite SCP?

    • @lasarith2
      @lasarith2 5 років тому +2

      Because Science I believe that galaxies at the edge of the visible universe are moving away from us around 3.34 +/- 0.02 x C even though in reality there velocity is only 71km/s parsec.

    • @TheLonghairedhippi
      @TheLonghairedhippi 5 років тому +8

      "It's not evil... Snot."
      Kyle, it's a good thing you're not a super villian... You'd make a good one. You rolled high on your intelligence, wisdom and charisma, great on dexterity... Good on your constitution and strength, being a rock climber takes decent strength and good stamina and that dexterity... I mean, really I'd let you use athletics or acrobatics... But, that's just me. Point is, is you'd make a nasty villian. Unsuspecting. Charming. Broad range of knowledge.
      Secretive. Slightly introverted. Moderately perfectionistish. I dunno... The more I type, the more I convince myself...
      .... Need a sidekick? I rolled pretty good stats, myself.
      Oh, and we can get into feats and skills when we get to the base. Ky'll-Gore Voidkeep...🤔😏

    • @marcasrealaccount
      @marcasrealaccount 5 років тому +6

      Im just gonna say there is no speed limit, there is a maximum observable speed limit which is The speed of light

  • @jerrynope7060
    @jerrynope7060 5 років тому +627

    "I'm not a super villain, but what if rocket guillotine "

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 років тому +1

      XD

    • @2MCHFRETMEProduction
      @2MCHFRETMEProduction 5 років тому +17

      Kyle is the reincarnation of Emperor Palpatine. He has the charisma and a red lightsaber to prove it.

    • @tohanwi
      @tohanwi 5 років тому +3

      Nah Kyle is a super villain in training

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 5 років тому

      LMAO right???

    • @MindStarsSoulStops
      @MindStarsSoulStops 5 років тому +6

      Megamind: You dare challenge Megamind?
      Titan: This town isn’t big enough for two supervillains!
      Megamind: Oh, you’re a villain all right, just not a super one.
      Titan: Oh yeah? What’s the difference?
      Megamind: Presentation!

  • @ShadowLynx777
    @ShadowLynx777 5 років тому +1641

    Kyle stop telling us how we can exploit the Universe's physics engine. The devs won't like that.

    • @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681
      @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 5 років тому +41

      That. Is. A. Scary. Thought.
      Icantsleepamoar....

    • @silverstar4505
      @silverstar4505 5 років тому +39

      I dont think I want the devs mad at me.

    • @antares1070
      @antares1070 5 років тому +10

      Pardon my ignorance, but what's a dev?

    • @MyVideosJose
      @MyVideosJose 5 років тому +67

      @@antares1070 A software developer. Like the ones that program the simulation that run our universe.

    • @buttersstotch1636
      @buttersstotch1636 5 років тому +46

      Don't worry devs gonna release the patch to fix that soon ;)

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +703

    "I cannot stress enough that I'm not a supervillain"
    Don't worry, Thor, I trust you.

    • @tinle9
      @tinle9 4 роки тому +28

      Plot twist: it's Loki disguised as Thor

    • @redpotat5498
      @redpotat5498 4 роки тому

      OMG IT'S YOU, ALL MIGHTY, I PRAY, AND KNEEL DOWN BEFORE THY. How do you not have more like. I've been subscribed since 2017.

    • @cloroxbleach3936
      @cloroxbleach3936 4 роки тому +4

      u again

    • @demonprincemeliodias6590
      @demonprincemeliodias6590 4 роки тому +2

      Hi

    • @auritro3903
      @auritro3903 2 роки тому +3

      You again

  • @TheKnuckleneck
    @TheKnuckleneck 5 років тому +993

    Kyle: "Here's why you DON'T want superpowers."
    Also Kyle: "Here's another way I could kill you with science, you non-superpowered nerds."
    TOTALLY not a supervillain.

    • @lucillefrancois150
      @lucillefrancois150 5 років тому +16

      TheKnuckleneck Kyle is gonna be the next Lex Luthor

    • @TheKnuckleneck
      @TheKnuckleneck 5 років тому +16

      Lucille Francois Dear God...protecting his hair should be a national mandate.

    • @lucillefrancois150
      @lucillefrancois150 5 років тому +7

      TheKnuckleneck Honestly I’d protect his hair without any legal reason

    • @Enderia01
      @Enderia01 5 років тому +5

      He would know. If anyone knows, it's him

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 5 років тому +4

      I mean, hes not wrong....

  • @fandiandan
    @fandiandan 5 років тому +273

    "I'm not a Super Villain, i swear."
    Sounds like something a Super Villain would say...

    • @ArtumTsumia
      @ArtumTsumia 5 років тому +13

      But... wouldn't someone who _isn't_ a Super Villain say the same thing? Wait? Are *you* a Super Villain!?

    • @DrewLSsix
      @DrewLSsix 5 років тому +5

      Supervillains actually cant resist expositing their villainy, its physically impossible for them.

    • @jonathonpolk3592
      @jonathonpolk3592 5 років тому +2

      There's a great way to sort it out. Trial by Ordeal. Throw him into the event horizon of a black hole. If he falls in then he was a good guy that was accepted as pure by the universe. If he gets spat out, he's a diabolical monster and we nuke him before he can escape. Problem solved and 100% accurate to ensure no supervillains are around.

    • @lee1978good
      @lee1978good 5 років тому

      The FIRST thing a super villain would say.

    • @ecstasy8261
      @ecstasy8261 5 років тому +1

      Hmm... yes...

  • @eggmcmuffin6067
    @eggmcmuffin6067 5 років тому +775

    “I’m not a supervillain.”
    *looks at next video*
    “Should we nuke Mars?”

    • @Tanspotty
      @Tanspotty 4 роки тому +6

      I know

    • @brennanslocum3958
      @brennanslocum3958 4 роки тому +3

      Lol!

    • @muratunlu229
      @muratunlu229 4 роки тому +7

      "There are no accidents."
      -Master Oogway

    • @MinatheRaichu
      @MinatheRaichu 3 роки тому +1

      All for a prank call

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 3 роки тому +2

      Not very super villainy. And come on, look at his face. I'd laugh at a "villian" that looked like that

  • @brown297
    @brown297 5 років тому +568

    And the barman said "sorry we don't serve tachyons here"
    A tachyon walks into a bar...

  • @paradox7358
    @paradox7358 5 років тому +1276

    The faster-than-light guillotine.
    *Louis XVI has left the chat*

    • @mastervexpc1881
      @mastervexpc1881 5 років тому +7

      Ha ha ha good one 😂

    • @DavidBarkland
      @DavidBarkland 5 років тому +60

      Are you sure it was not just his head that left?

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 років тому +41

      @@DavidBarkland that joke was surely a NO brainer then :D

    • @comradeviper4054
      @comradeviper4054 4 роки тому +28

      I guess you could say his connection was... Severed...

    • @abel3557
      @abel3557 4 роки тому

      I'm guessing he just had world history lol I had it a while ago

  • @randywa
    @randywa 5 років тому +248

    Kyle: I’m not a super-villain
    Also Kyle: Lets make a giant space guillotine.

  • @paopaothesiopao995
    @paopaothesiopao995 5 років тому +186

    "We wouldn't have a planet chopper anymore."
    Why do I hear disappointment in Kyle's voice?

  • @Jahsatracks
    @Jahsatracks 5 років тому +199

    “We could make make this with today’s technology, I’m not saying that we should, I’m just saying that it would be totally awesome”
    This man is truly the best

    • @Rattus-Norvegicus
      @Rattus-Norvegicus 5 років тому +8

      I say not only should we do it, but we should use it to circumcise mount Everest.

    • @NickTheGreatAndPowerful
      @NickTheGreatAndPowerful 5 років тому

      Lol, he said that right as I read this.

    • @mindblown42069
      @mindblown42069 5 років тому +1

      Isn't this why we have the united nations? They need to get on top of this and unite everyone into building an earth FTLS guillotine

  • @billyyank1163
    @billyyank1163 5 років тому +460

    When will the "Let's put rockets on our space guillotine." t-shirt be available? Asking for a friend.

  • @Nebulabomb
    @Nebulabomb 5 років тому +112

    Kyle is definitely not a super villain. He is clearly informing everyone of the potential dangers that comes with a greater understanding of science. I mean, its not like he is using these videos as a subtle way to threaten any potential heroes that might stop his rise to ultimate glory or anything. Totally not evil in the slightest.
    For the glory of SCIENCE!

    • @TheEFRoommates
      @TheEFRoommates 5 років тому +4

      HAIL SCIENCE

    • @vasstsa4202
      @vasstsa4202 5 років тому +1

      AYE AYE AYE !

    • @oliverebbing6637
      @oliverebbing6637 5 років тому +2

      He was Planing project Thor last week thou 😅

    • @opaldragon75
      @opaldragon75 5 років тому

      I might argue he has just become one. The only time length is a factor in the calculation he has presented is if acceleration is a factor (which he failed to apply). If that is what he was going for then he failed in presenting those factors so people could check his work. He never gave travel distances or desire distances to achieve with in a set time frame.
      Now I am willing to accept my wrongness if someone can answer this question: If light travels at 299 792 458 m/sec then how fast does a light pulse goes if I send it to a target 1000 m away, or even 200 m away?
      If you say 299 792 458 m/sec, then why does the 6 m/s blade need to be 14,500 km for his speed of light (299 792 458 m/sec) blade? And how fast is it going across the cut at both the 100 km mark to 500 km mark of the blade. (I am ignoring the roundness of the surfaces he is cutting)
      He just became a villain for bad science! But he could yet redeem himself! Maybe that's because I still like Kyle, that I say that!

  • @SLN-go4oo
    @SLN-go4oo 5 років тому +218

    Kyle: *gives himself the Einstein mustache*
    Literally everybody else: "Is he gonna do the smile?"
    Kyle: *doesn't do the smile*

    • @djschultz1970
      @djschultz1970 5 років тому +8

      and stick out his tongue.

    • @gabraggs2
      @gabraggs2 5 років тому

      Yeah didn't think of the smile

    • @hipeopleTI
      @hipeopleTI 5 років тому +4

      the Einstei Ahegao?

    • @billymanilli
      @billymanilli 5 років тому

      @@djschultz1970 Was gonna say... LOL That freakin' big "Gene Simmons" looking tongue!

  • @morlath4767
    @morlath4767 5 років тому +398

    The "speed of dark" has been one of those things that have fascinated me for ages, you supervillain you.

    • @bumblebee6875
      @bumblebee6875 4 роки тому +17

      speed of dark is just the speed of light

    • @MistBestWaifu
      @MistBestWaifu 4 роки тому +17

      @@bumblebee6875 It's the speed of the absence of light

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 4 роки тому +6

      @@bumblebee6875 The speed of light projected. The projection however means a shadow can move faster than the speed of light.

    • @bumblebee6875
      @bumblebee6875 4 роки тому +25

      @@Carewolf no because a shadow only exists where there is light to cast it. If you move an object infront of a laserpointer you are only blocking new light, not old light.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 4 роки тому +4

      @@bumblebee6875 Sure, but the shadow is that projected onto a surface. A spotlight on a surface can also move faster than the speed of light, because the spot like a shadow is a not a physical object, but a name we have given to an interaction point of two objects, and like the scissors example, such an abstract point can move faster than the speed of light.

  • @PyroMancer2k
    @PyroMancer2k 5 років тому +470

    "I'm not a super villain. And if anyone knows it, it's me."
    The thing that makes a good villain is that they don't think they are the villain. ;)

    • @lillyanneserrelio2187
      @lillyanneserrelio2187 5 років тому +4

      Yup, he's not an evil villain just like the Joker isnt crazy.

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 5 років тому +2

      Garou.

    • @justdave9610
      @justdave9610 5 років тому +9

      Every villain is the hero of his own story

    • @vutava8292
      @vutava8292 4 роки тому +1

      @@tappajaav Are you calling the warriors of Gaia villains?! That sounds like something a tool of the Wyrm would say! Brothers, to battle!

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 4 роки тому

      Negatory.

  • @Wiseguy150
    @Wiseguy150 5 років тому +115

    I immediately thought of vsauce's video on "what is the speed of dark?" when you mentioned it.

  • @solidsnake8330
    @solidsnake8330 5 років тому +215

    Kyle: * Makes a FTL Guillotine *
    *FRANCE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

  • @mr.nutcracker8957
    @mr.nutcracker8957 5 років тому +92

    3:40 Evil Kyle eliminates his good counterpart (2019, colorized then decolorized and then colorized again)

  • @davidgold2755
    @davidgold2755 5 років тому +497

    Me: space guillotine is the coolest idea ever
    Kyle: LET'S PUT ROCKETS ON OUR SPACE GUILLOTINE!!!
    Me:Oh...My...God

    • @ajh22895
      @ajh22895 5 років тому +7

      Yes :D

    • @amineabdz
      @amineabdz 5 років тому +10

      He forgot to mention one thing ... this structure is nearly impossible because of how much a 5 km blade of steel might weight ... this object need to be accelerated from hundreds of thousands of kilometers in order to reach Saturn 5 max speed

    • @Matthew_Klepadlo
      @Matthew_Klepadlo 5 років тому +4

      David Gold
      Mmn~

    • @seanm4095
      @seanm4095 4 роки тому +1

      @@amineabdz Did you forget there is no gravity in space therefoe no force pressing on the object so no weight. Ok your right I forget about microgravity my mistake I'm inadequate whatever.

    • @owenjames8575
      @owenjames8575 4 роки тому +2

      @@seanm4095 did you forget how mass works? You still need a large amount of force to move a large amount of mass

  • @MonkeySimius
    @MonkeySimius 2 роки тому +40

    I really like the fact that you threw in that pushing on the scissor handle would only propagate the force through the scissor at the speed of sound. Not that it really mattered to the point you were making, but taking the time to mention that shows a care for accuracy, even while discussing ridiculous things, that is just really refreshing.
    Kudos to you and your team.

  • @tomfoolery4490
    @tomfoolery4490 5 років тому +188

    "By Feynman's follicles, you scared me!"
    That's a new one.

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 роки тому

      "Our Values are Under Attack!!!"
      is probably one of the most conspiracy-like Things one can say,
      and yet, for Science, it's literally true.
      As Professor Dave in his epic video about the Discovery Institute
      and it's members showed:
      Yes, a lot of people are just being salty about
      not having had the Best Grades once... but some are doing Science-Denial
      delibaretely. As in 'sitting down, planning, and then going to discredit Science'.
      Some are silly, yes, and some want to just make money,
      but some want something else.

  • @Noolore
    @Noolore 5 років тому +79

    Sometimes I like to imagine Kyle is at the thanksgiving table doing these rants/speeches and everyone is too polite to tell him they don't care so they just smile and nod along.
    Loved the episode btw

  • @theshamanite
    @theshamanite 5 років тому +78

    Stuck with a phantom German accent?
    You may have Einstein moustache.

    • @markuspfeifer8473
      @markuspfeifer8473 4 роки тому +1

      The Shamanite It wazent partikularly Grrman sou. Seems too be a tuff one too imitayt.

    • @minecat1839
      @minecat1839 8 місяців тому

      Austrian?

  • @amankodimela8499
    @amankodimela8499 5 років тому +70

    my dad saw me watching this video and asked y thor was making sciencey videos

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 років тому +4

      Lol xD

    • @menorak
      @menorak 5 років тому +2

      Science is just what you midgardians call magic.

  • @alicemoffat
    @alicemoffat 5 років тому +117

    Kyle: Calculates very complicated equations like it’s nothing.
    Also Kyle: “As the Sun rotates”

    • @Krishnath.Dragon
      @Krishnath.Dragon 5 років тому +23

      The sun does rotate though, not around the planet, but it does rotate. Specifically, it rotates around the center of the milky way. It also revolves, but that's a different can of worms.

    • @alicemoffat
      @alicemoffat 5 років тому +5

      Krishnath Dragon true, but he did mean the Earth in the context that I speak of.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 років тому +5

      Both are correct here.
      Kyle did indeed use the earth as a point of refference to be the center of the universe.
      Middle ages all over again. But it makes it easier to understand

    • @becausescience
      @becausescience  5 років тому +40

      Honest slip of the tongue without an extra take to fix it. Happens. Feels bad -- kH

    • @AssistantCoreAQI
      @AssistantCoreAQI 5 років тому +1

      @@becausescience
      Hey, It's Alright.

  • @EdKolis
    @EdKolis Рік тому +55

    Are you sure about that "speed of dark" thing? Because it sounds awfully similar to "let's destroy the sun and see how long it takes for people on Earth to notice", which of course does obey the speed of light. Not that I've personally destroyed the sun...

    • @nolesy34
      @nolesy34 Рік тому +2

      That WOULD be evil

    • @rabbitpiet7182
      @rabbitpiet7182 Рік тому +4

      Well either way we wouldn’t know for 8 minutes.

    • @99temporal
      @99temporal Рік тому +6

      Those are two different phenomenons.
      Yes, if you destroyed the sun, it would take 8 minutes till the earth noticed it.
      In the same way, from the moment the you put your hand on that hypothetical flashlight till the "shadow" "arrived" on the moon, it would take roughly 1 second. But that's not what we're talking here, we're talking about the perception of said shadow on the surface of the moon
      Think about a screen fully lit, and some pixels turned off in such a way that it seems there is a black dot moving on the screen... Notice that no pixels are moving in this examples

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis Рік тому

      @@99temporal Wait, so if I was somehow standing on the sun, and the sun disappeared out from under me, then I'd see the earth disappear right away, even though the light from the sun hadn't yet had time to reach the earth, bounce off, and come back?

    • @ThespianGamr
      @ThespianGamr Рік тому +5

      ​@@EdKolis The main idea is the light is shining in a cone, so your hand moving across a flashlight close to the flashlight causes the shadow that's reaaaaaally far away appear to move suuuuuuper fast.

  • @pmgvictor4625
    @pmgvictor4625 5 років тому +118

    5:54-5:57 "The speed of dark." Hey Vsauce, Michael here.

    • @nateinthenorth1999
      @nateinthenorth1999 5 років тому +1

      I have an issue with the "shadow can move ftl" thing. Going to run some models to see what I can come up with.

    • @brownbear992
      @brownbear992 5 років тому +2

      I'm a lot more interested in this concept then the whole space guillotine thing...

    • @aidenwhiting5131
      @aidenwhiting5131 5 років тому +3

      The shadow doesn't move at all, it's not a thing, your seeing the absence of anything move @ the 2 clueless replies, vsauce explains it =^]

  • @martik0121
    @martik0121 5 років тому +45

    Man I remember trying to race with light in my room by turning on the lights as im running through the room when i was little

    • @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681
      @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 5 років тому +6

      I remember trying to explain to other kid that circular logic cannot be proven and is thus false.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 5 років тому +1

      I remember they used to make us take naps on the rug in kindergaten. The girl who slept next to me would lie on her hands and stare at me. By the time we reached high school she looked like Pat Benatar (...google her).

    • @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681
      @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 5 років тому +1

      @@skylx0812 I remember trying to take a nap while one kid was vomiting his guts out.

  • @thiagod47
    @thiagod47 5 років тому +151

    Kyle: " I have a new idea for a guillotine"
    French ppl: " tell me more..."

  • @michaelferguson7276
    @michaelferguson7276 5 років тому +98

    Kyle: "I am not a supervillain!"
    That's just what a Supervillain would say.

    • @allenlark
      @allenlark 5 років тому

      I know what your profile pic is and it still terrifies me.

    • @derpdudedatboi7455
      @derpdudedatboi7455 5 років тому +1

      Oh you're a villain all right, just not a super one

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +145

    Light speed guillotine? Sounds like something I'd want to get my neck under.

    • @GeekumBokum
      @GeekumBokum 5 років тому

      We meet again

    • @MrEsyphelon
      @MrEsyphelon 5 років тому +4

      Nearly Headless Nick wishes they used one ;)

    • @palpatinethesenatehog7086
      @palpatinethesenatehog7086 5 років тому +2

      France wants to know your locations!

    • @trueaidooo
      @trueaidooo 5 років тому

      Id be willing to be the first person executed faster than light

    • @lexex2550
      @lexex2550 5 років тому

      Sign me in

  • @tonyt756
    @tonyt756 5 років тому +56

    "Answer the phone you coward." is my new favorite way to call people.

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 5 років тому +3

      Is it bad i do that? Granted i also answer the phone like *swish/faceturn* "moshi moshi" and City morgue! you stabbem, we slabbem! Or city morgue! You killem, we chillem!

  • @DubfestOficial
    @DubfestOficial 5 років тому +72

    My little cousin is an infinite energy source, that little bastard doesnt seem to slow down ever

    • @thenotflatearth2714
      @thenotflatearth2714 5 років тому +7

      Then use the FTL guilletine on him

    • @SlyPearTree
      @SlyPearTree 5 років тому +4

      Give him a few decades, he'll slow down.

    • @druzzi9054
      @druzzi9054 5 років тому +6

      SlyPearTree or just break his legs, in a few seconds he would slow the fuck down

    • @TreyBattles
      @TreyBattles 5 років тому +1

      SlyPearTree oof

    • @Strifeu
      @Strifeu 5 років тому

      break his femurs

  • @Renzu-ZG_The_Chattino_Sailor
    @Renzu-ZG_The_Chattino_Sailor 5 років тому +81

    "Oh, I was roaming. Oh, shi-"
    There goes 10 years worth of salary for that Mars call.

    • @Cocoa_831
      @Cocoa_831 5 років тому +3

      Best part was the 12mins later he answered that phone call

  • @TKMG_07
    @TKMG_07 4 роки тому +13

    Kyle isn't a supervillain, he's the guy that makes their plans and the weapons.

  • @omarigrant7111
    @omarigrant7111 5 років тому +45

    Kyle: "Get out of my future past!"
    Kitty Pryde exits chat

    • @julianlockwood8056
      @julianlockwood8056 5 років тому +1

      I think you got the order wrong

    • @tiamagus6641
      @tiamagus6641 5 років тому +1

      @@julianlockwood8056 I'm pretty sure it goes both ways...

  • @patrickstafford6493
    @patrickstafford6493 5 років тому +79

    I've never heard someone say "a scissors"...you're my favorite.

    • @fendelphi
      @fendelphi 5 років тому +9

      Well, it is called "a pair of scissors", similar to "a pair of pants".

    • @erbgorre
      @erbgorre 5 років тому +10

      @@fendelphi and, similarly, you probably have not heard someone say "a pants" either ;P

    • @pewpewdragon4483
      @pewpewdragon4483 5 років тому

      He should've said "2 scissors" XD

    • @fendelphi
      @fendelphi 5 років тому

      @@erbgorre But you hear people call it "A pant"? Point is, it is technically wrong to call it "a scissor"(as that is a motion, not an object), and he is making a joke about it(like some of the other words and terms he is joking about from time to time) by leaving "pair of" out of the sentence.
      I'm not even a native english speaker and I got the joke right away.

    • @erbgorre
      @erbgorre 5 років тому

      @@fendelphi you hear people call them pants, or scissors, for short. thats why the original commenter pointed out that "a scissors" sounds funny, as would "a pants". that was the whole point.

  • @danbonddev3756
    @danbonddev3756 5 років тому +17

    Kyle Hill: Into the Voideyverse (2019)

  • @TheThanatos023
    @TheThanatos023 5 років тому +34

    "Not planet cutters"
    Sure Kyle, sure not sounding evil at all

  • @joshuasutherland6692
    @joshuasutherland6692 5 років тому +2

    You have shown what I always imagined Occam's razor to be before I looked it up. Thank you.

  • @x3non500
    @x3non500 5 років тому +103

    11:27 "what if we put rockets on our space guillotine" xD
    12:00 I'm a bit concerned about him getting so excited about this "We could build something like this with today's technology" xD

    • @pudgebl67
      @pudgebl67 5 років тому +11

      Annnnnnnddddddddd... of course he's not a supervillain. Only supervillain's think of those things

    • @gdesign95
      @gdesign95 5 років тому +10

      @@pudgebl67 but he isn't a supervillain, he is a MAD SCIENTIST!!! there is a small but distinct difference between the two.

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 5 років тому +2

      gdesign95: Of course there's a difference. Supervillains are BR (gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&mark=+["League%20of%20Dastardly%20Doom"] ) &/or UB (gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&mark=+["Agents%20of%20S.N.E.A.K."] ), whereas Mad Scientists are GW (gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&mark=+["Crossbreed%20Labs"] ) or GU (gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&mark=+["Simic"] ).

    • @zzdesolatezz
      @zzdesolatezz 5 років тому +1

      @@sdfkjgh having trouble with the links 🙁

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 5 років тому +2

      Library Adjacent: Start here: gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Advanced.aspx
      search in Mark (it's between Flavor Text and Artist) for League of Dastardly Doom, then Agents of S.N.E.A.K., then Crossbreed Labs, then Simic. Apparently, the computer coding can't handle brackets in hyperlinks. I prolly should've tinyurled up that bitch.

  • @mummamortitia
    @mummamortitia 5 років тому +13

    To quote Terry Pratchett:
    "Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."

    • @Franky_Sthein
      @Franky_Sthein 5 років тому +1

      I see you are a man of culture aswell.
      Or you a woman, not sure because of your profil pic.

    • @mummamortitia
      @mummamortitia 5 років тому +2

      Woman, last time I checked.

  • @jonathonspears7736
    @jonathonspears7736 5 років тому +11

    "I'm not a supervillain"
    Me: yeah ok. Keep telling yourself that.

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas 5 років тому +68

    "Mostly because I read a paper that did the same thing"
    Ah, a true scientist: Cribbing off someone else's research since time immemorial.

    • @becausescience
      @becausescience  5 років тому +22

      How science is built my dear boi -- kH

    • @iainballas
      @iainballas 5 років тому +8

      @@becausescience Wow. I actually got a reply from BS.
      To be fair, I am aware that a scientist who insists on starting from first principles for everything is going to do alot less than the guy who read his professor's papers.

    • @ExasBits
      @ExasBits 5 років тому +6

      And this is how engineering works. Source: I’m an electrical engineer.

    • @lordinquisitorstefanauster846
      @lordinquisitorstefanauster846 5 років тому +5

      You guys are right. Human progress will be extremely slow if everyone starts from zero. Building from someone else's work allows us to improve their work and gives something that can go even further for the next guy.

    • @meh6244
      @meh6244 5 років тому +5

      @@iainballas Crap, I read it as " I got a reply from bullsh*t"...
      Again...
      And I've been on this channel for about 2 years. I really feel sorry for myself.

  • @osmium6832
    @osmium6832 5 років тому +32

    2:31 Kyle mentally high fives himself for that pun without skipping a beat in the script. Nice.

  • @mungelomwaangasikateyo376
    @mungelomwaangasikateyo376 Рік тому +3

    Eusten:" We need an orbital strike towards asteroid shower gamma quadrant, over."

  • @kaComposer
    @kaComposer 5 років тому +51

    Kyle: I'm not a villain
    Every musician: But your theme music is a tri-tone. Historically known as...the DIABLO chord! 🤯

  • @jackwriter1908
    @jackwriter1908 5 років тому +15

    So what did we learn today?
    Never give Kyle enough money to build something for Space... He is NOT a Supervillain!

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 років тому

      He wudnt be able to build it anyway if its too close to earth due to the size of it and earths gravity the guillotine would fall down back to earth at hundreds of miles per hour due to its weight. And earths 9.8m/s gravity would make that guillotine an absolute Hellish event if that fell onto the ground here from lets say 300KM high up.........
      Due to its 5KM size... the force of impact cud be comparible to a few nukes. If you wud use the estimations of his previous video bout the rods of god being only several feet long...... holy shit i wanna leave the planet now

  • @parkerstern1800
    @parkerstern1800 4 роки тому +7

    Nobody:
    Kyle: what if you built a rocket-mounted super massive space guillotine?

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 роки тому

      "Our Values are Under Attack!!!"
      is probably one of the most conspiracy-like Things one can say,
      and yet, for Science, it's literally true.
      Science-Denial Grows.

  • @jonfilippone2685
    @jonfilippone2685 5 років тому +42

    ATTN KYLE: I'm sooo so sorry for doing this but I've gotta ask, "Why sooo sirius?" ... Because Science

    • @handsome_elite7203
      @handsome_elite7203 5 років тому

      Serious*

    • @jonfilippone2685
      @jonfilippone2685 5 років тому +7

      @@handsome_elite7203 ummm no that's not a correction Sirius is the name of the star. It's called a play on words.

    • @paulwagstaff5373
      @paulwagstaff5373 5 років тому +4

      @@handsome_elite7203 That joke went over your head faster than something at the speed of light eh? XD

    • @handsome_elite7203
      @handsome_elite7203 5 років тому +1

      @@paulwagstaff5373 r/woooosh on myself lmao

  • @alaroncamonosa1279
    @alaroncamonosa1279 5 років тому +8

    Super villain?! I always thought you were Thor wearing a Kyle disguise

  • @MusicMike512
    @MusicMike512 3 роки тому +6

    I was so intrigued by all the science within the first 8.5 mins that I totally forgot that this video is supposed to be about a FTL guillotine until he finally mentions it

  • @Enyx311
    @Enyx311 5 років тому +12

    Thanks for narrowing down the coordinates to your secret lair a bit, it seems S.V. Kyle is on Mars (which kinda explains the terraforming Mars ep.) and his scientist clone/twin/pawn is on or near Earth in "the void" (Rods from God ep.).
    Poor Void Kyle, so easily replaced whenever the "original" KH, or an evil-er(?) VK from the future deems it necessary. 🤔 I HAD a question but unravelling the location of your lair got the better of me. Oh well.
    Anyways, love the show! ...and I'm not just saying that to keep you from sending those Laser Bees after me. **shudder**

  • @dr.fatman1851
    @dr.fatman1851 5 років тому +9

    Ok now I'm convinced Kyle is actually some comicbook villain but in real life

  • @marvinmcmartianpants9542
    @marvinmcmartianpants9542 5 років тому +1

    The chop on the stash and the look after was amazing.

  • @samroberts6335
    @samroberts6335 5 років тому +9

    i mean he said it himself, he CANT be a supervillain. nice one kyle

  • @scarletspidernz
    @scarletspidernz 5 років тому +27

    3:40 so that's how Super Villian Kyle killed Super Nerd Kyle and took his place 😮

  • @VeritechGirl
    @VeritechGirl 4 роки тому +3

    When you keep denying that you’re not a super villain - - - you’re a super villain 😂

  • @jonnelson8543
    @jonnelson8543 5 років тому +40

    "Change your perspective a bit." You mean take a certain point of view?

  • @Multipolo07
    @Multipolo07 5 років тому +25

    "Im not a villain" you would say that if you were one... hmmmmmm

  • @adamlaceky8127
    @adamlaceky8127 Рік тому +2

    I'm glad to see this video. The idea occurred to me many years ago, so to see it confirmed makes me happy.
    However...
    Let's say you have two rigid rods that are a light-year long. One is stationary from your frame of reference. The other is parallel to the first, but it's moving toward the first one. They will collide. You're right at the midway point, a half a light-year from either end.
    From your perspective, the collision will NOT be simultaneous along the length. The contact point closest to you will collide first. The farther away from you the rods are, the longer it will take for you to see the collision. The rods are curved, from your reference point. It will take a half a year for you to see the ends of the rods collide.
    "Now" Is local. There's no such thing as absolute simultaneity. It doesn't even make sense to think of the second rod moving as a single inertial body, when it's a freakin' light-year long. What happens at one end takes a year, at best, to get to the other end.
    Imagine you're a light-year long. What's going on at your feet is a year away from your head. You don't exist in one time zone.

  • @Qsie
    @Qsie 5 років тому +7

    For the moon example:
    That seems to be the general *intuition* of how this should work. However, imagine light moving like a stream of water. If you block a powerful hose with your hand that's pointing at a wall, say, 20 feet away... the water between the wall and the hose that left the pipe BEFORE the stream had been interrupted still reach the wall EVEN THOUGH your hand is still in front of the pipe. Try it!
    The analogy works with the moon as well: if you, say, shine a laser or bright light on the moon (and for the sake of argument, assume it lands and reflects/absorbs, etc.) then moving your hand across the beam to block some of the light from reaching the moon would have the same effect as with our pipe analogy. Even though your hand (or whatever other implement) has already blocked some of the light, the moon still receives the photons that left just BEFORE the block was implemented. During the photon's travel and reaching the moon, the hand would still be there, and the photon would still bounce off.
    This would therefore mean the speed of "dark" is roughly, if not exactly, the speed of light. Did... VSauce have a video on this?

    • @dovahkat9635
      @dovahkat9635 5 років тому +1

      What I understood from that example is that if you were to say, have a spotlight that is illuminating an area, let's say 1000 times larger than the spotlight itself. If you were to pass your hand in front of the light for 1 second, the resulting shadow would also exist for 1 second, except passing over a much larger area, effectively moving 1000 times the speed of your hand in this case. Its not about the travel from source to target, its about how the target appears when it gets there.

    • @fuckyougoogle3024
      @fuckyougoogle3024 5 років тому +2

      @@dovahkat9635 The problem with that is that the light would be diffused in a cone shape, so not only would the surface area of the object be 1000 times larger, but so would the surface area of your hands shadow, therefore nothing in this example is moving relatively faster than light.

  • @theenigma6160
    @theenigma6160 5 років тому +23

    Me: Super villian?
    Kyle: *Super villain?*
    *Me: Yes.*

  • @VikingPickles
    @VikingPickles 5 років тому +18

    "Scissors! Not planet cutters!"
    -Kyle Hill, 2019

  • @haroldlindley6620
    @haroldlindley6620 5 років тому +7

    12:09 Dude, did you all hear that giddy catch in his voice? He was really enjoying the prospect of the idea of a 3-mile wide guillotine.
    It's confirmed: he's a super villain

  • @ryans8113
    @ryans8113 5 років тому +8

    Love the show so much I had a weird sleep-aid induced dream that I met science thor and he's totally not a super villain thanks NyQuil
    Also those scissors got dangerously close to your hair be careful!

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 років тому

      Maybe it was one of those prediction dreams that seem to predict the future but are actualy random bits and parts of your memory mushed together but then actualy happening exactly or almost exactly like your dream went ans ending up in you have a Dé ja vu

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness
    @TheReaverOfDarkness Рік тому +4

    0:43 That is a sick animation, and I think it goes underappreciated!

  • @ArthurEKing8472
    @ArthurEKing8472 5 років тому +6

    Hey Kyle, love the show! A couple of additions I'd like to make! (Not corrections this time, lol).
    You had mentioned the expansion of the universe, and yes, you're right, there's nothing that stops space itself from expanding (or contracting, or both) at superluminal speeds. This fact is what led Mexican theoretical physicist Dr. Miguel Allcubierre to develop his Alcubierre Warp-Drive. (Yes, inspired by the star-trek warp-drive, but designed in real-world physicis.)
    This particular construct works by creating a bubble of space-time around a vehicle, and moving that bubble along a wavefront of expanding and contracting space-time, at speeds that can exceed that of light. His original calculations for a spherical field required energy-levels exceeding the energy of all matter in the universe though, so that wasn't very helpful.
    Later-on various physicsts (Such as Dr. Harold White from NASA's Eagleworks Laboratory) have managed to twist that sphere into a torus (donut) shape, and reduce the energy-requirements down to only the amount of energy in around 900kg (a little less than a tonne) of matter. Meaning this is actually potentially feasible, if not highly difficult, and implausible, just NOT impossible.
    Granted in order to produce these bubbles, you'd need access to something that generates negative energy, perhaps some exotic form of matter, but we're not certain on that point. (However, given the expanding universe, negative energy is a thing we know HAS to exist, we're just not sure how... yet...)
    Also the design as it is may have some issues when attempting to travel at superluminal speeds, such as instantly incinerating everyone and everything inside, destroying the universe through fluctuations in the vacuum energy state, and/or breaking causality in a time-related paradox. But those are small potatoes... lol.
    And this is just one potential suggestion of actual superluminal (Faster Than Light) propulsion that works with physics as we understand them. There are also wormholes, quantuum-entangled teleportation, and also higgs-field inverters, but that's a bit too much to talk about in just a random comment.
    But yeah, just sayin' that there really are some ways that we've thought-up where things can (and DO!) exceed the speed of light. It's a fascinating topic, and one worthy of the show!
    Keep up the good work, my totally-no-a-supervillain friend!

  • @morticus7650
    @morticus7650 5 років тому +6

    Roaming on a hard wire phone, that bill would break your bank account.

    • @BKScience812
      @BKScience812 5 років тому +4

      Morticus Would his bank account break faster than the speed of light?

  • @kitsunesden8085
    @kitsunesden8085 4 роки тому +2

    *"I'm not a super villain"*
    - Kyle, Because Science of Doom

  • @gamerid6507
    @gamerid6507 5 років тому +13

    so now kyle wants to go back in time and rule the past wielding a light guillotine...very supervillain like

    • @becausescience
      @becausescience  5 років тому +1

      WHAT. NO. -- kH

    • @gamerid6507
      @gamerid6507 5 років тому

      @cak01vej thts just a ruse, a cover up for his true purpose...standard supervillain mo

  • @johnnyk8054
    @johnnyk8054 5 років тому +58

    So when I turn my head from the Moon to Sirius the center of the plane of my sight(or the end point of the line of sight wich points to the Moon then Sirius) moves 8 light years within a second. That means I have FTL vision. Cooool.
    (Next Because Science episode: "why you don't want FTL vision")

    • @DarkGamer-si7pj
      @DarkGamer-si7pj 5 років тому +3

      Nice

    • @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681
      @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 5 років тому +3

      You dont actually see either, you just see the photons that left those places, so you dont have ftl vision, you have microscopic vision, since you see particles. You dont actually see anything, you only detect light that attacks your eye-holes, and this light carries wave patterns that make your brain hallucinate about seeing things. As this takes a certain amount of time to process, what your consciousness perceives is a memory of sensory data which is not current anymore, so you cannot perceive the current moment, you see a few microseconds into the past.
      When this data is saved into your memory, it is not saved as raw data, but largely as cultural and linguistical concepts which only exist as such, in your mind.
      Yes, everything you think you know, is a lie.
      Everything.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 років тому +3

      Oh shit bro.... that means we actualy have some real Hawk eyes XD

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 років тому +1

      @@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 okay, makes sense. But then you see objects not only trough the photons and particles alone right? Your brain uses hearing and touch as well to determine an objects distance and shape. Sight alone wouldnt then be sufficient enough to identify things.
      Correct me if i'm wrong tho

    • @professorx3060
      @professorx3060 5 років тому +1

      Can't have FTL vision if vision depends on light...

  • @eddybobea6709
    @eddybobea6709 5 років тому +3

    Every time I watch an episode of these, I change my own past beliefs and understanding of my own future, because science.

  • @AifDaimon
    @AifDaimon 5 років тому +4

    That villainous smile in the video thumbnail is disturbing yet hilarious

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 5 років тому +9

    5:25
    Hence rotation is excluded from the "all motion is relative" thing.

  • @MichaelMoore99
    @MichaelMoore99 4 роки тому +2

    I did a time dilation calculation on those near-light-speed protons at the LHC, and it's effectively 1 second = almost 2 hours.

  • @pikawizard9505
    @pikawizard9505 5 років тому +7

    Was really hoping you would talk about warp drives

  • @PorteiroDoPlat
    @PorteiroDoPlat 5 років тому +14

    "I'm not a super villain"
    (X) Doubt

  • @banshee6k
    @banshee6k 4 роки тому +7

    "I'm not a Super-Villian..." is EXACTLY what a Super-Villian WOULD say to throw us off the scent.
    The scissors example broke my brain.

  • @FullMetalMaster
    @FullMetalMaster 5 років тому +5

    I love how this turned into kill la kill for a secend

  • @Theoq99
    @Theoq99 5 років тому +7

    Yeah you're not a supervillain, you've advanced to be an ubervillain

    • @okashaarshad2371
      @okashaarshad2371 5 років тому

      Well that obvious considering he makes videos about FTL guillotines

  • @UI_Shaggy05
    @UI_Shaggy05 Рік тому +2

    There's not enough energy in the entire universe to accelerate an object with mass to the speed of light! So if I were to hypothetically throw a golf ball at the speed of light, it would have to be a God-given ability.

  • @Marlun42
    @Marlun42 5 років тому +5

    Thank you. I now have my Super-Villain's plan for my next Savage World's game. FTL guillotine!

  • @BotAurelionSol
    @BotAurelionSol 5 років тому +7

    Oh boy, I can't wait for the next faster-than-light french revolution

  • @GGGamesXDlol
    @GGGamesXDlol 2 роки тому +1

    the universe expands faster than light

  • @BaguetteBot
    @BaguetteBot 5 років тому +16

    Hey Kyle, just a thought here: When the particles collide in the LHC, their relative speed to one-another is almost twice the speed of light.

    • @reth2834
      @reth2834 5 років тому +4

      guerthal only in our laboratory frame. In the frame of (from the perspective of) either particle, the other particle is simply travelling very close to the speed of light. No thing itself travels faster than the speed of light in any frame.

    • @XtreeM_FaiL
      @XtreeM_FaiL 5 років тому

      0.5c + 0.5c is

    • @SeanPAllen
      @SeanPAllen 5 років тому

      @@XtreeM_FaiL 0.99c + 0.99 c = 1.98 c, nearing 2c
      (Though that would not/could not be the real speed, just the observed speed)

    • @kaiomm
      @kaiomm 5 років тому +3

      It's not, in that reference, space contracts and time dilates so the overall speed is still the speed of light. zas what relativity zall about.

    • @CoconutMigrating
      @CoconutMigrating 5 років тому +6

      Sean Allen that’s not true. Velocities are NOT actually additive in that way. We approximate them that way because for day to day phenomenon 20 km/h + 20 km/h is almost exactly 40 km/h. The real formula for relative velocity is V = u + v /(1+ (uv/c^2)). If we solve that out we get a final velocity of .99995c, or 99.995% of the speed of light

  • @jeromesommerfield1083
    @jeromesommerfield1083 5 років тому +16

    Hi Kyle,
    love the show and really enjoyed this episode. I was just wondering: if the giant space guillotine travels downward at a specific speed and the angle of the blade is exactly the angle you specified, why are the dimensions of the blade important? Wouldn’t the cutting point - traveling at over the speed of light for the giant space guillotine - be traveling at this speed across any given interval of the guillotines blade? If it has that speed across the entire blade, wouldn’t it have that speed locally as well?
    Love the german accent, by the way!
    Keep it up!

    • @dirax13
      @dirax13 5 років тому +2

      He addresses this at 10:33, basing the length of the guillotine on its blade having a depth of 0.3m (leading point of the blade to the end). this gives a right triangle of height 0.3m opposing an angle of 1.2e-6 which can be used to calculate all other sides with trig functions. in this case, 0.3m/tan(1.2e-6 degrees)=1.432 e 7m or 14.3 Mm minimum (he rounded to 14.5 Mm).

    • @zamundaaa776
      @zamundaaa776 5 років тому

      @@dirax13 doesn't make the dimension important though. The point will move at the speed of light at that angle at that velocity, what you change with the size of the guillotine is just the duration of the point moving at that speed.

    • @alexschrijnemaekers8067
      @alexschrijnemaekers8067 5 років тому +1

      @@zamundaaa776 True. The length of the blade only serves to have it be "guillotine-shaped" (a right triangle).

    • @dirax13
      @dirax13 5 років тому

      @@zamundaaa776 correct, but i was addressing where he got the length of the blade from as was the original question. The movement of the cutting point is dependent only on the speed of the blade and the angle of the blade relative to the reference plane and, as such, not relevant to what Hans was asking.

  • @Accel_Lex
    @Accel_Lex 2 роки тому +1

    7:15
    “You probably used a scissors before-“
    This got me. 😂

  • @louetomo
    @louetomo 5 років тому +6

    Alright its confirmed he's a supervillain (dont nuke me)

  • @Gtoonm
    @Gtoonm 5 років тому +28

    Kyle, you just have to science Hamon or the "ripple". Just imagine all the Jojo references you could make.....

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 років тому +1

      XD

    • @theepiccarpet
      @theepiccarpet 5 років тому

      You will never reach light speed.

    • @nyanbrox5418
      @nyanbrox5418 5 років тому

      yup just by changing your breathing you can create a quantum wave that lets you walk on water!
      although to be fair if a particle has a certain vibration it can bounce off water even if it is denser if i recall correctly, but you would have to be moving like the flash not johnathon joestar...

    • @jackmadden5387
      @jackmadden5387 5 років тому

      He'd find some roundabout way to do it

  • @neutronstarpilot4393
    @neutronstarpilot4393 4 роки тому +2

    This needs to be a Mythbusters special!!
    Bring Adam and Jamie back for this one off.

  • @ericjaynes8142
    @ericjaynes8142 5 років тому +4

    Hey Super Villain Kyle, I'VE FIGURED YOU OUT!
    There is something ive noticed in the last few episodes (primarily Project Thor and subsequent episodes) which has lead me to the theory that...There are two different Kyle's!
    Let's get Theoretical?
    In Project Thor "Void Kyle" (or Good Kyle) is seen as very enthusiastic to share knowledge. On the flip side "Desk Kyle"(or Evil, Super villain Kyle) is seen as very secretive and scheming.
    And while "Void Kyle" enjoys having a group of science minded individuals, "Desk Kyle" seems very determined to eliminate anyone who rivals or questions his intellect.
    "Void Kyle" also greatly enjoys puns, while "Desk Kyle" seems to greatly enjoy maniacal laughter.
    Evidence in this and other episodes seems to lead to the idea that there are two different hosts of Because Science. Ones that seemingly switch at random, or in an instant.
    Sure you can explain some of this away with "Movie magic". But "magic" is not a thing on Because Science because Kyle has stated that he doesn't like "magic" as an explanation of things, so it doesn't exit on Because Science.
    Someone may ask, What about MPD (multiple personality disorder)?
    This isn't MPD because Kyle receives a phone call during Project Thor and we see Kyle in two different locations at the same time.
    The good "Void Kyle" also goes out of his way on multiple occasions to state that he is not a super villain, While the evil "Desk Kyle" does not (unless having already said or done something evil) which leads to the possibility that the two Kyle's are aware of each other.
    Now i do not know how there are two Kyle's. The few possibilities ive been able to think of are:
    Evil Identical twin (too Soap Opera)
    Cloned at Area 51 (too Conspiracy Theory)
    But what about something science based?
    Light Cones, and/or World Lines!
    Kyle has mentioned "Light Cones' and "World Lines" in multiple episodes now, including this episode and all the way back in the episode "Is Ant-Man Secretly the Most Powerful Avenger?"
    If you watch both of these episodes things start to come together. Kyle explains that Quantum Mechanics is essentially impossible for something human size.
    However, if Kyle theoretically had access to a suit like Ant-Man's, or somehow, in an impossibly small chance, traveled outside his Light Cone and World Line via Quantum Mechanics or by other means he could potentially travel through time or alternate universes (which he even states himself in the Ant-Man episode!). Possible proof of exactly this is even seen in the Ant-Man episode just before the 11 minute mark where multiple Kyle's flutter into and out of existence briefly. There are even multiple Kyle's in the void at the same time in THIS episode! Remember its not movie "magic"!
    Another possibility is that one of the Kyle's is somehow able to harness the ability of a "space guillotine", or harness the relativity phenomenon similar to the star Sirius, or harness the speed of dark phenomenon, or even the galaxies in the expansion of the universe phenomenon (all of which are explained in this episode). This leads me to believe that "Void Kyle" may not know which of these methods is being used to create the two different Kyle's. So he is mentioning all of them to communicate to us that he needs our help in figuring it out. But he cannot just come right out and say all of this because he doesn't want the evil Kyle to figure this all out. He will of course now that im commenting, but now the information is out there for all of us to figure out.
    My theory is that the evil Kyle somehow has trapped the good Kyle in the void to enact his plan unhindered and unobstructed. Now that sounds pretty dang evil to me.
    I assume that i may mysteriously go missing shortly after revealing this information, so i leave the rest of this up to the viewers and Super Nerds.
    Help get Kyle out of the void and defeat his evil nemesis!!
    Maybe we can ask Dr. Moo for help in ensuring Kyle escapes the Void?

  • @kerrynoir4129
    @kerrynoir4129 5 років тому +35

    If we can construct the "little" 5km ones with current technology as you said, could they be used as counter measures to either nukes or (hypothetical) Rods from God (Which I know you said cannot be constructed right now)? Would cutting a nuke in midair be dangerous? or would radiation spread faster? Also, would cutting a hypothetical rod midair redirect it?
    Keep up the good work, love the show!

    • @ryankunst668
      @ryankunst668 5 років тому +7

      Kerry Noir, sadly it would be very difficult to intercept either of those with our theoretical space guillotine, and not very practical. The fact that the cutting point moves at light speed won't actually have any special effect over cutting it at less than light speed. There are much more practical things to intercept ICBMs with, like regular missiles. But yes, you can stop a nuke by just cutting it in half, blowing it up, or otherwise destroying it. Nuclear warheads are built in such a way that they only go off if the exact right series of events happen. Blowing up a nuke with conventional explosives will just destroy it and not set it off.

    • @Nagria2112
      @Nagria2112 5 років тому +2

      its a theoretical breaking of the speedlimit. the actual blade doesn´t cut thorugh the material ftl.
      to explain it simple: it means that a small part of the cut is done ftl not the whole material

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms 5 років тому +1

      It’s impractical to assume either of those tasks could be done, but maaayb eee?
      Splitting the rod would absolutely change it’s direction, as the blade would have a angel and each half would be redirected based off it.
      I don’t think nukes work how you think they do- or I’m misunderstanding your point.
      “Air bursts” (exploding a nuke in the air, rather than on the ground) is an actual tactic militaries know of to make the bombs more devastating.

    • @icecreamwaffle4615
      @icecreamwaffle4615 5 років тому +1

      @@Jessie_Helms maybe she's a supervillain in training, like Kyle :P

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 років тому

      There is 1 issue....
      This "thing" needs to be made in space at a distance so far, gravity cannot affect it. Otherwise the weight if this thing would cause it to be dragged to earth.... and the last thing i wanna see is a 5KM long guillotine falling out of the sky

  • @rad171500
    @rad171500 4 роки тому +1

    Kyle: ...rockets on a space guillotine!
    Mermaid Man: EEEVIIIIIIIIIL!!

  • @michaelfraley3841
    @michaelfraley3841 5 років тому +24

    "I am not a supervillian" is precisely what a supervillian would say. You're not fooling anyone "Kyle". If that is even your real name.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 років тому +1

      Its actualy Kylo and not Kyle....... (@_@)

  • @TheRazzyBear
    @TheRazzyBear 5 років тому +13

    "I'm not a villain!"
    Only a villain would say that.

    • @josephbehanan722
      @josephbehanan722 5 років тому

      Or a misunderstood hero

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому

      @@josephbehanan722 Well all villains are misunderstood heroes.

    • @josephbehanan722
      @josephbehanan722 5 років тому

      @@hazeltree7738 most, but I do agree partly with that statement

  • @LoneWolf343
    @LoneWolf343 2 роки тому

    "The speed of dark" is the best explanation I've seen of how a tachyon would work.

  • @Vaggumon
    @Vaggumon 5 років тому +6

    "I'm not a super villain"
    Methinks thou doth protest too much.