Haha I got locked up and fined for doing a Tonka 😂 except it was 1 cheek to me mates n an old Oman seen and took offence .... The things you do in drink 😂😂😂
"smalls and abys up front " "smalls and abys" "yeah, midfield we got dano, tonki, deano and alan your on the left, whats the problem" "why cant i have a nickname"
The best football film ever. Funny as f***. But the portrayal of the English press here is absolutely spot on. They run the team down at every given opportunity. They never get behind the team, just picking holes in the squads, formations, tactics, even if they’ve won. It absolutely boils my piss. I’m Scottish and at first it was funny but now it’s sad. They keep going on about 1966 to just rub it in.
Tonkinson should be our plan b. England against Croatia would of ended different if Southgate brought him on in the 85 minute. Remember the incredible header against Argentina.
Tonka is definately Gazza. They just changed the place just to make it not too obvious but both north east. He talks with a geordie accent in this rather than a makem accent too. All the booze is also a bit of a give away!
should have just left Terry Kiely's character as Karl Fletcher rather than renaming him Steve Harper... lot of Dream Team regulars playing the background roles
At 4:10 - Even today most English football league managers would not question why their players' birthdays are in January, February, March and what difference it makes.
Or Smallsy is Alan Shearer after his barren run of 12 games for England? Remember Smallsy is England's highest ever scorer... Cole's record is no where near that good. Whether Tonka is supposed to be Gazza is neither here, Tonkinson is from Sunderland and Gascoigne is from Newcastle. Mike Bassett could be Graham Taylor and Dave Dodds could be Phil Neal. Maybe MB:EM is comedic exaggeration based on actual players, the England setup and actual events?
Harry Maguire's father got two broken ribs in the Wembley stampede before the manager made two cold subs and a child take the penalties. Mike Bassett is God.
Reporter : whats your ambitions? England Manager : to win the world cup *laughs* Do you think we are better than the Germans,Brazilians and Argentinians .... Yes we are through to the semi final of the world cup :D IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME!!!
Alot of people call me a pyhsco, a nutter, headcase, but theres alot more to my game than just kicking people, its all about being passionate but you don't know how to control it. So how come you've been sent of 25 times? Are you trying to fucking wind me up?
9:18 - I cry with laughter every time, it’s just completely bizarre.
“Boss, boss. Have you seen my arse anywhere?” 😂
Haha I got locked up and fined for doing a Tonka 😂 except it was 1 cheek to me mates n an old Oman seen and took offence .... The things you do in drink 😂😂😂
"No Jackie, Jackie Charlton." Nice way to knock Smallsie down Mike.
@@matthewmulholland1797 Of course, considering Bobby was one of England's top strikers and Smallsy is looking to get his confidence back up.
The best football film ever made. It's not a comedy it's a documentary.
Never been bettered.
Brilliant I love damned united too
"smalls and abys up front "
"smalls and abys"
"yeah, midfield we got dano, tonki, deano and alan your on the left, whats the problem"
"why cant i have a nickname"
he was a hard football player playing for wimbledon, watford, sheffield united, leeds united and chelsea
"That car you sold me is an absolute fucking disgrace" 🤣
This came out the same year as Mean Machine so it would have been funny to have had Danny Meehan playing for England lol
The way all their names end in o or y makes me piss myself.
What is interesting about this film,is that you don't see the england 3 lions badge on the strip.
Lol is that Jupitus?
I think Rufus Smalls is more of a parody of Emile Heskey.
@jrml2009 I'm aware of that....maybe i should have said "plastic taff"....
It's called creative license.
e doesnt say theres a magnum in the ferrar he says ' theres the magnum and the ferrari' he means the magnum car note the ice cream lol
Predator Accelerators NOM!
Gary Whackett loool
Does anybody know that song playing as the match build up is being shown?
British Meat Scene & Justine Frischmann - Too Old To Die Young
ALLANSY!
Is wacko Tommy hatcher from green street
Yup, great actor
And Sammy From The Business
Actor is Geoff Bell.
Does Vinnie Jones and David Beckham draw any comparison to Gary Wackett and Steve Harper lol
and vinnie jones
No Jackie....Jackie Charlton
Dave Dodds = Phil Neal?
Spot on
Davie Dodds , wasn’t he a Scottish player?
danny + deano = butt n scholes
So how come you've been sent of 25 times then?
You trying to f**king wind me up
wackett - pearce
smalls - andy cole
deano/danny - scholes/ince
harper - beckham
massey - mcmanaman or hargreaves
tonker - gazza
Bassett - Allardyce
Wackett=Tony Adams maybe?
Also a goalkeeper with long hair=David Seaman
I always saw Alan as an English Giggs
Wackett is definitely Vinnie Jones, pepe and Ramos all in one !!
Gary Wackett's hobbies are stamp collecting and fine wines 😂😂😂
The best football film ever. Funny as f***. But the portrayal of the English press here is absolutely spot on. They run the team down at every given opportunity. They never get behind the team, just picking holes in the squads, formations, tactics, even if they’ve won. It absolutely boils my piss. I’m Scottish and at first it was funny but now it’s sad. They keep going on about 1966 to just rub it in.
Nowadays it’s the complete opposite. Wank off the players but berate the team?
This is the ultimate docucomedy! Brilliantly written and superbly acted. I cried laughing at the antics of the players and the manager.😂
Young people today look in Amazement when I tell them we didn't qualify for a world cup for 12 years 70 -82 ...😂😂😂
62-82.
@@tonybroderick4808 of coarse didn't have to qualify in 66 as wee hosts and 70 we were champions.
''turning good players into great players, or at least converting bad ones into mediocre ones'' haha!
What about giving the players a rubdown or carpet bowls ?
Alan "No Nickname" Massey - that's definitely Graeme Le Saux with his 5 'O' Levels...
Tonkinson should be our plan b. England against Croatia would of ended different if Southgate brought him on in the 85 minute. Remember the incredible header against Argentina.
Wacko's profile Hobbies: Stamp Collecting, Fine Wines? LOL!
I actually think Rufus is meant to a jab at Andy Cole, he was a prolific goalscorer in the Premier League but could seem to score for England.
Gary Wackett. Leicester legend.
"Give me that lad's legs and someone else's brain, and you've got a winner."
This is a very funny film, thanks for posting.
Wako - Stuart Pierce
Danny/Deano - Neville Bro's
Smallsy - Emile Hesky
Tonker - Gazzer
Harper - David Beckham
Berkitt - David Seaman
Alan "skipper" - Michael Owen
Richard Hitchcock all correct but I think smallsy was Andy cole
Simple Simon or Dwight Yorke
pretty sure wako is vinnie jones
@@tom-lw3gv vinnie jones never played for england
@@tom-lw3gv Vinnie Jones played for Wales.
I think you've lost it!
"boss, I haven't lost it, I've just mislaid it"
LOL
It's in me pocket boss.
Granit Xhaka's starting to remind me of Wacko. The man's just a walking red card
Kevin Tonkinson is a legend, the player that every manager dream to have
I signed him up on championship manager 01/02
Tonko and Wackett are hilarious. cracks me up all the time!
“Boss, have you seen my arse anywhere?” 😂
Tonka is definately Gazza. They just changed the place just to make it not too obvious but both north east. He talks with a geordie accent in this rather than a makem accent too. All the booze is also a bit of a give away!
Mike Bassett: We defeated Hitler!
Soviet Union: Are you sure about that?
😂
Yes we all did soviet union us all the allies.
At least converting bad players into mediocre ones…😂
Karl fletch fletcher
That'll be the Daewoo! haha
Kevin Tonkinson - GAZZA
4:59 Gary Wackett's hobbies: Stamp Collecting and Fine Wines
because vinnie janes has a reputation for being a hard footballer and he is mixed with stuart pearce to create gary wackett
I haven't lost it, I've mislaid it.
I tell that to the gf everyday.
Still your gf mate
Mike bassett england manager based on a true events
“Anything else in the locker there Mike?”
“Well just the one you know that Daewoo car you sold me? Well it’s an absolute f***in disgrace!”
wackett is meant to be stuart pearce
should have just left Terry Kiely's character as Karl Fletcher rather than renaming him Steve Harper... lot of Dream Team regulars playing the background roles
i wish the 'IN' campaign people could hear this from 0:20 to 0:10. Well I'm gonna go out their to Brussels and bring our sovereignty back!
Dadadhai Bitter, are we?
@PaulinetheGreat5 wacko has to be stuart pearce doesnt he?
I think probably Stuart Pearce,Vinnie was a taff!!!
At 4:10 - Even today most English football league managers would not question why their players' birthdays are in January, February, March and what difference it makes.
LOL love this film, reminds me of Steve McClaren
I used to drink in that pub years ago 😂 brilliant film 😂
No, a magnum is a certain bottle size of champagne
Gary Wackett: Hobby: Stamp Collection, Fine wines
I love his speech about England at the start. Just shows what a great country we are!!!!!! :D
wtf is this even real i feel like am watching a short comedy
how when vinnie jones played for wales
Or Smallsy is Alan Shearer after his barren run of 12 games for England? Remember Smallsy is England's highest ever scorer... Cole's record is no where near that good.
Whether Tonka is supposed to be Gazza is neither here, Tonkinson is from Sunderland and Gascoigne is from Newcastle. Mike Bassett could be Graham Taylor and Dave Dodds could be Phil Neal.
Maybe MB:EM is comedic exaggeration based on actual players, the England setup and actual events?
Thatl be the Daewoo
A microcosm of our national identity
yeah i no who he is but he played international footy for wales so y would they base an english player on welsh footballer
haha 26 games 21 red cards
Harry Maguire's father got two broken ribs in the Wembley stampede before the manager made two cold subs and a child take the penalties. Mike Bassett is God.
U nailed it mate 😄👍
It's not even got alloy wheels
I've got it it's in mi pocket boss 🤣🤣🤣😍
i dunno, but it was due to his Hardman Personality that they were trying to portray in Whacko
paj767 is correct, cause he says women, fast cars and champagne lifestyles. : )
vinnie was actually english but wasn't good enough play for england so he came to wales
gary wacket- stewart peirce. rufus smalls- ian wright. steve harper- david beckham
@yidarmy2007
massey = gary neville, down to the way of speaking and body language.
i agree i think rufus is meant to be like wrighty not emile heskey
Haha smallsy like ma m8 hits em ova bar from about 8 yrs out lol
Reporter : whats your ambitions?
England Manager : to win the world cup
*laughs*
Do you think we are better than the Germans,Brazilians and Argentinians ....
Yes we are through to the semi final of the world cup :D
IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME!!!
k Pax
What happened?
OI lads i got bobby charlton lucky peg
no jacky charlton lol
4:37
Four four fucking two
yea, now i think thats probaby more appropriat
I always thought Scotland in he red football and surely if any county claimed they defeated Hitler it would be Russia!?
the jocks invented drunks battle of the atlantic won ww2 british
@Aron Maddocks Certainly. Battle of Berlin ring any with you?
Why can't I have a nickname
Greatest football film Fact!
A Wako Steve
yeah
Bradley Walsh - Phil Neal
'yeah theres a magnum in the ferrari' haha
could not *
HA FUKIN LOV IT! 7:11!! Donkey!
4:59 yellow cards 19 red cards 21 haha
it said there that united won the uefa cup. that'll never happen.
utdfortreble and 5 years later we will. lol
alan massey = joe cole
Alot of people call me a pyhsco, a nutter, headcase, but theres alot more to my game than just kicking people, its all about being passionate but you don't know how to control it.
So how come you've been sent of 25 times?
Are you trying to fucking wind me up?