"oh you know, me and the gaffer we just wanna do great you know, just wanna play football, its all i wanna do, just wanna play football, thats all i wanna do, i just play football you know..." Brilliant
This still has me rolling about with laughter and i've seen it several times now. I really love the part when he turns to JT and mocks him for crying..absolutely hilarious.Well done Smithy 10/10.
Is amazing what Crouch achieved - like being a great goal scoring record at the highest international level. I remember when he was playing in the championship when he was 21-22 and everyone laughed at him
This is just amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was sat watching it on the day in hysterics. Apparently he made it all up on the spot and the england team didn't know what to expect. Brilliant.
Randomly watching this almost a couple of decades later and I still wonder how those players didn’t win something. England have reached two finals and a semi and you could swap almost any player for one of these and they’d be better individually. Ashley Cole, JT and Rio in defence. What would we give for even one of them now?
Ashley Cole and Beckham smile all the time, they almost burst into laugh, Lampard is really serious....JT sit down... made me laugh really hard.. lol ...:)):)):))
7 things i PMSL at 1. The way he says hooligans 2. The hangman f_ _ t b_ll 3. his steven gerrard impression 4. clothing line ..sports shoe .. soft drink 5. 'if you score a hattrick .. pull out the rope, pull out the rope!' 6. becks you went to the same school as my little sister, so practically related 7. his robot crouch
John Terry smiling when he mentions wives
Sorry but I about ended myself xD hahahahahahaha
You alive?
need childline mate?
Old but gold
Old and still gold
Proper old and still gold
"Crouchy, when I look at you, everything tells me you should be rubbish at football" Haha
He ain’t wrong but the fact that crouch had a good scoring ratio for England is insane
Bloody good robot though
that and the JT part are best bits
Couch did the robot dance after he pulled a Jamaican guy by the hair to score a goal.
He wasnt jamaican 😂 trinidad and tobago @@donq2957
Anyone else watch this nearly annually? My favourite sketch ever, will never get old
2023 USA
2024
2025
13 years late this still makes me laugh my head off
You've been watching it for 13 years?
@@bagwipes i seem to just come back every year to this sketch….. who knows why!
Then get a life...this is dire!
@@tillyrose9419 14 years for me 😂
How tf do you remotely find this funny
you know him? you like him? PLAY LIKE IT THEN!!!! hilarious
You alive?
@@eh42069😂😂
love how when smithy starts talking about ashley coles wife John Terry has a sly smile on his face..........................
You alive?
😂😂😂😂@@eh42069
Beckham is laughing the whole time!
I think you meant Dave
@@alangaming2003 Dave beckham
He is a bit simple
@@alangaming2003 😂
And to this day James Cordon is looking for a toilet
You alive?
@@eh42069 I don’t think they’re alive..😂
I love how Becks doesn't even try to hide his laughter through most of this. Fucking hilarious!
Smithy For England Manager!!
We need a spin of of smithy coaching a teens footy team
This has not aged well
When David James and David Beckham start laughing at John Terry :P
"oh you know, me and the gaffer we just wanna do great you know, just wanna play football, its all i wanna do, just wanna play football, thats all i wanna do, i just play football you know..."
Brilliant
I love how they're playing hangman!
F_ _tb_ll
Fastball?
This still has me rolling about with laughter and i've seen it several times now. I really love the part when he turns to JT and mocks him for crying..absolutely hilarious.Well done Smithy 10/10.
14 years ago christ
What a team this was. What a team they weren’t.
Smithy for England manager
Love how he works in the John Barnes rap.
We could do with this for the summer. Smithy can teach the youngsters a thing or two
THIS IS CLASS
That was one of the best Comic Relief sketches EVER...Smithy's finest hour.
Also love how Becks CANNOT keep a straight face like the others lol.
I love how they were playing hangman when Smithy walked in.
Where was gerrard?
Just wondering that. Maybe he was too scared of being roasted by Smithy so didn’t come! Lol
His impression of Gerrard is iconc. Beckham trying not to absolutely fall over laughing
was he using the adjustable on some piping insulation?
Is amazing what Crouch achieved - like being a great goal scoring record at the highest international level. I remember when he was playing in the championship when he was 21-22 and everyone laughed at him
For England he had 22 goals in 24 games worth of minutes. Genuinely a ridiculous record.
This is just amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was sat watching it on the day in hysterics.
Apparently he made it all up on the spot and the england team didn't know what to expect.
Brilliant.
i love it when he takes the mick out of JT :')
wish gerrard had been there thoughh
should have him as manager lol
Beckham trying not to laugh when he was doing the robot was genius!!
John Terry line is the funniest "miss a penalty" 😂😂
when he talks about david jame's and beck's hair makes me lol
And yet...I still believe
It's weird to think only Lampard is going to the world cup outta this lot
Brilliant watching these back! looking forward to the christmas special!
Becks nearly lost it when he done a stevie impression :D
Watching Beckham laughing each shot he's in is contagious. Seeing him trying and failing to keep it together is amazing. Still a classic skit
Still amazing, love the way becs is just laughing 😀
i love the fact that beckham was laughin' the whole video xD and the other ones had so serious faces..
England fc team are not good at hangman
I'm Smithy singing Shine in the car 😂
Still watching this hahah
I love how he doesn't know the words until it gets to the "LET IT SHINEEE" bit! :D
great stevie g impression
2015?
4:18 - 4:34 John Terry seams anxious when smithy starts talking about footballers wives!
Fair play the way he delivers the first crouchy line is amazing, beckhams reaction just makes it even better
This was brilliant!! The best sketch on comic relief!!
How james went from smithy to having his own show is just so lovely
And now everyone wishes he’d just go back to being smithy 😅
Crouch's reaction was wonderful... and it would appear that David James can act.
Just love Beckham laughing when he talks about Terry missing pens
love how they're all cracking up!
ITS COMING HOME🔥
he didnt know what footballerw were going to turn up and he had one shot to film it legend!!
Why does it say it stars Rowan Atkinson in the Description?
i love that david is laughing all the way through, when everyone else has a straight face. x)
Michael Carrick's face when James was imitating Stevie G was epic! Gold 🤣🤣🤣
6:18 - david beckham laughing at JT is priceless XD
"David James, you're the best you've ever been"
Shows how old this video is!
i know its a joke and everything but hes got a point !! listen to Smithy
This is what made James Corden what he is today.
This is pure gold from James ... Makes me laugh every time
This is without doubt outstanding
LOL@JT's face. Pure comedy.
I love Smithy.
He should be England manager.
He's brutally honest. Doesn't even can if it hurts you.
Don't know a thing about English football, but this sketch was funny!
who watch this when having the late late night show marathon?😂
Beckham is just enjoying the show lol
Big respect from Denmark, you really have a goldenbird in him! :D
It's Awesome! :D
i just love David Beckham's reaction to almost everything Smithy says :) x
Who's still watching in 2017??
I love smithy he is adorable!
more like REALLY funny xd
Think we need a rendition after the euro games
7:42 when the subject teacher is absent & u have a freee period 😂
2016?
2022
Randomly watching this almost a couple of decades later and I still wonder how those players didn’t win something. England have reached two finals and a semi and you could swap almost any player for one of these and they’d be better individually. Ashley Cole, JT and Rio in defence. What would we give for even one of them now?
OMG! I LOVE BECKHAMS LAUGH XD
You know what James, I love cause you love Take That. Thanks for the songs.
Who's still watchin 2023?
just watched it in 2024
Yeah still watching in 2024
Nothing to do with you
I'm straight from the Peter Crouch Podcast where they were talking about it, there now lol
I am, a reminder of how much that tool is a Bell-End.
Brilliant... Just Brilliant!
A year later and this is still absolutley hilarious! CORDEN YOU ARE A GENIUS! :D
"im sorry mrs corden we can't do a termination hes 31", gotta love frankie boyle
Crouch and Rio go mental while Beckham just giggles at the end. Superb.
that was so fuuny
10/10 !!!
xx loved it xx
"'Cause IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... need a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss!" :')
Brilliant 😂😂
I like smithy. He great
Best locker room speach of all time!
Apparently he just made it all up on the day and the england team actually didn't know what to expect.
Ashley Cole and Beckham smile all the time, they almost burst into laugh, Lampard is really serious....JT sit down... made me laugh really hard.. lol ...:)):)):))
Omg I watched this over 4 times it's so funny Becks I love your smile:) you so cute thanks for sharing ....
Does anyone know if James Corden managed to tighten up the lagging on that pipe with that wrench?
James was born to be a football mascot, he is the mascot of the team and the coach all in one.
ABSOLUTLY AMAZING! back in the day when cole and terry were both smiling haha
His impression of Gerard is mazzinn :D
one of the best if not d best vido i ave eva seen on utube
hahahah pure class
Becks is so handsome, especially in this video!!
he should be our manager
7 things i PMSL at
1. The way he says hooligans
2. The hangman f_ _ t b_ll
3. his steven gerrard impression
4. clothing line ..sports shoe .. soft drink
5. 'if you score a hattrick .. pull out the rope, pull out the rope!'
6. becks you went to the same school as my little sister, so practically related
7. his robot crouch
tht was the best video i have seen in ages
this never fails to make me laugh. oh my god SMITHY